The Weirdest MP Christmas Card Yet
Godless, Christmas-less and just a bit odd…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Perhaps they like dogging?
We are about to shit on you
x1000
Taking a massive dump on the electorate..thats how I read it.
Oh dear, you lot have missed the obvious subtlety.
You may note that the fawn dog’s tail is tightly up against its rectal orifice.
This is what’s known in the trade as “covering ones arse”.
Chi Onwurah clearly knows his/her/its stuff.
Think it is quite a good effort myself – at least there is some animals in it, of the four-legged variety.
Hopefully it will micturate on the “Honourable” member’s leg!
who the fcuk is Chi Unwaruh?
I can’t spell these ethnic names
They all look the same to me.
Dont know, but he or she has xmas dinner sorted
Won ? One !
“Found a worse won?”? tsk
At least the dog isn’t doing a dump!
Oh I don’t know – the Whippet looks like it might have the “Turtle’s Head”…
Beat me to it.
I think it looks a lot nicer than many of the shit children’s drawings of a Christmas tree that always turn up. At least this one is a bit personal. As for “godless”, given that Christmas is just ripped off from the pagan festival of Yuletide I’m pretty glad that it’s godless!
Bah humbug!
I was with you for the first and second sentences, but you spoiled it with the last one. Two out of three is not bad.
Sheesh, everyone thinks they have a PhD in comparative religions, when all they do is recycle intellectual garbage.
It’s worse than that – it’s a rip-off of the Roman festival of Saturnalia, a time of conspicuous consumption, shagging and drinking into oblivion. Apart from the name, not a lot has changed in 2000 years
Saturnalia? Isn’t she one of Bób Geldóf’s children?
The Romans had Office Parties too ?
What did they get up to with their Candles?
More appropriate if it came from the chief whippet
It’s a lurcher to the left
It’s got some Chi Huahua in it as well.
Looks like something Ron Dennis would have sent!
Is Chi Onwurah a real name?
The way things are going in the UK, all the “honourable” members will soon have names like that!!!
Certainly in England, but MPs from the other nations will still have indigenous-sounding names.
She’s the Newcastle MP who asked to be excused her first day in the House so she could play Bingo.
Yes
One black one and one white (-ish) one – even the dogs are ‘gloriously diverse’…
Interesting that she has more real life work credentials than her boss Chuka A Moneyatit.
Degree in electrical engineering, some management jobs, and was doing an MBA but no mention if she got it. Is this why she became a Labour MP?
What’s strange with using this picture of two dogs about to lick each others backside? It’s just what MPs do with their friends who assist them financially due to their limited wages.
Thought Toon supporters didn’t wear shirts?
This is made all the better because the pooch looks like it’s about to take a dump.
You know when they shuffle there arse on the floor to clear the ass gland? Well thats about 30 seconds before the shuffling commenced.
*their
Likely explanation – black and white stripes, she’s a Newcastle MP. Sorry to shit on your “story”.
we know that knobhead, it is still shite
I bet she wouldn’t know St James’s Park, Newcastle, from St James’s Park, London.
Yeah it’s not as if she was born and raised in Newcastle or anything, is it? Google is your friend mate.
Dearie me, you mean they STILL get snow in Newcastle? I thought Global Warming was supposed to put an end to such a thing! Has anyone told the folks at East Angular about this?
Long Live Biafra
The hare is running at Haringey.
That would be Harringay. The arena closed for greyhound racing long before the London Borough emerged from an amalgamation of the old LCC boroughs of Harringay and Hornsey.
Geordie MP playing to local market…Town Moor very important up West Jesmond Way – Ed’s definately much weaker
For all of your Irishness Guido, you are as Londoncebtric as the rest of them, even tho. the biggest news story in London yesterday relating to events in Belfast 1989 don’t figure on your blog – Why not??
He’s Irish. He’s probably not so bold about his opinions when they are about things which are close to home. They know where he lives.
It was the lead story on C4 News last night. I thought boring, boring, boring! It was in 1989 for goodness sakes. As a news item it can’t possibly compete with Hillsborough.
Where’s Hillsborough?
10 miles from Belfast
Murder not generally classed as tittle-tattle.
Quite right agents of the state colluded in the murder of a lawyer doing what he was trained for within the rule of law thats alright then!
Snowy, red coat and sack all it needs is some mince pies!
And me, of course.
….and some sky fairies.
Did Rich and Mark make it?
Oh dear
Disgusting.
I hope she knows that Muslims find dogs as filthy as pigs.
why couldnt she have a typical Toon scene card of two drunken slappers with next to nothing on?
My dog finds pigs as filthy as Muslims.
Newcastle where the dogs step in human excrement
+100
“Season’s Greetings Chi Unwarah MP”
Not “from” Chi Unwarah.
So each card she sends has a seasonal greeting to herself on the front cover. How very sweet. Not quite entering into the spirit of the occasion, though.
Have you any idea just how much that From would have cost? No effort spared to keep the expenses down!
I assume the cost of each of these cards and the postage is met by you and me?
They don’t quite fall within the “wholly, exclusively and necessarily” remit quoted in the MP expenses guide, do they?
Of course u wouldnt expect these troughers to pay for it themselves,they are not normal like us
The last post on this will be a dog end.
You’ll remember me – I’m the one who said that you and Priti Patel were being thick over Hodges and Stemcor.
Oh dear…look what’s just come up.
ww.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/9740964/Margaret-Hodge-MP-apology.html
Margaret Hodge MP – Contrary to our report “Hodge faces challenge over family firm’s taxes” (Nov 20), Stemcor, in which Ms Hodge has a small shareholding, has not abused transfer pricing to avoid tax. We accept that there is no inconsistency or hypocrisy in Ms Hodge criticising other companies for tax avoidance and apologise to her for any contrary impression.
How about an apology from you now Paul Staines?
And one from Priti Patel?
Oh, dear. Do try to keep up.
Like her party – facing both ways.
Nice card.
There’s snow pleasing some people !
Guido. Tell this anonymong the sitch re: Hodge, FFS.
Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
Her Apple had crumbled?
Definately sending a subliminal message.Dogs looking in opposite
directions,red colour and boots.Mmm, wonder what it is trying to convey.?
time for a dump – fido!
if you can’t find a lamp post – use an MP!
My Boxer would eat both – and spit out the bubbles! Unfortunately he wouldn’t touch the MP with a bargepole!
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Season’s Gratings’
Always useful to have a reminder about why it’s not a good idea to eat yellow snow.
Your readers will notice the dogs rugs are in the colours of Newcastle United which is where Onurawah is MP.
Guido. Why do you care if the card is ‘godless’ Lots of people celebrate Christmas as a way of spending time with the people they love.
I hardly thinking legalising loads of drugs is very christian, but you certainly sign up to that!
What kind of name is “Chi”? I can’t even read the surname
Up the whippets!
Shaking like a shitting dog.
Strange but neverzeless wery hinterestihg.
‘Godless’ – anagram of Dogless, and that this card certainly isn’t.
Yet another subliminal message from the Christian right, no doubt.
Who he ??
I know they are from a different culture ‘
but i’ll stick with Turkey
As it’s a “Whippet” maybe he’s thinking of his expenses claims
Doggy Expenses
Anything with a whippet in is fine by me.
Where’s the flat cap though? And a ferret.
The dog is about to crap out Ed Miliband’s first policy on his blank piece of paper.
The card reminds us of the sport that we have lost A sport that was 4000 years old a sport of working men and kings. Destroyed by a few mean minded town dwelling trolls !