It is Health PPS wars this afternoon as Tory MP Rob Wilson ups the pressure on Andy Burnham’s PPS over her ill-advised question to the Prime Minister.
Jeremy Hunt’s number two has written to his opposite number, Debbie Abrahams, demanding an Eoin Clarke-style apology:
Serves her right for taking anything Clarke said seriously…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
sod milibum
You shit you.
Outrageous, Labour are innocent just like what Jimmy is
Great News just breaking!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247537/Lord-McAlpine-sues-Sally-Bercow-50-000-Twitter-slur.html
Sally to be sued…
Fantastic news. John Bercow should step down as Speaker, the country want to hear him resign.
so 50,000 reasons now….
but to do what.
Why is Sally Bercow trending **innocent face** ?
Why is it not Tamarmouth?
Labour are becoming increasingly nasty as they become more desperate, that educated politicians seriously think this is the way to behave is a disgrace. Of course they have no example set to them by the leader of the party, who thinks it clever to mention a club the PM was a member of 25 years ago each week at PMQs.
Miliband is both spiteful and childish, no wonder the unions voted for him.
It will be looked back upon as one of the days that lost Labour the 2015 election.
Trust me – the British people never wanted a smartarse Boyo as their PM in 1992 and they won’t want a spiteful, childish Y1d in 2015.
The problem is that there is not much wrong with the Bullingdon lads. What they got up to is no different to what many did during the Bliar boom.
Labour are a wholly vicious little party.
Reliance on gullible immigrants and the socially engineered unemployable to provide core provides some of the evidence.
Sounds like my kind of party. Will I be able to go and will we play Postmans Knock?
Inspector Knacker has, this afternoon, found a lock-up garage in Leeds containing more of Jimmy Savile’s personal effects and memoirs.
On opening a diary it was found that Jimmy’s last entry was about ten years old.
A B C
“Jeremy Hunt’s number two”
Does he mind you calling him that?
I hope the Poke do an *I`m Sorry* autotune remix like with Clegg…
eh?
I won a Blue Peter badge for my letter writing skills.
Good news !!
Tom Watson named 2014 US Ryder Cup captain
Another Twatson all together I think you will find!
Doesn’t matter. He’ll still f**king regret that.
At least that Watson is able to walk the entire eighteen holes at Gleneagles even at his age. He needn’t have a Wii in order to play golf.
Didn’t Depardieu need a Wii to complete his flight?
Did Debbie Abrahams resign from Pennine PCT in 2006 citing Labour’s creeping privatisation of the NHS…..and now she’s a Labour MP! Is this another example of Brass Neck Labour ?
Would it surprise you one iota if she had?
ZaNuLieBor – lies and double-dealing are what constitutes their DNA!
Do labour politicians have an integrity bypass before they get selected ? i dont think i would believe anything they said before i checked for myself !
Correction. It was Rochdale not Pennine. In 2002 Abrahams was appointed chair of Rochdale Primary Care Trust. In June 2006 she resigned from this role, expressing her anger at the use of private health companies in the NHS. (wikipedia). So, who was in government in 2006 allowing these private health companies a foot in the door of the NHS ? This week’s ‘gong’ for ‘Brass Neck Labour’ goes to Debbie Abrahams !
What is costing us more – Maria Miller’s parents home or Rob Wilson’s writing paper?
Fuck off, no refunds, and mind the door doesn’t hit your arse on the way out!!
I thought maria millers arrangements had been cleared twice already, this is another labour mud slinging episode.
order-order = Public Domain
Public Domain = Bum fodder (BUMF) in the local khazi
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Begorrah.
I wonder who wrote the apology for him?
These Fenian gets are a complete fucking waste of space, eh Guido!
McAlpine v Bercow; Who Will Win ? There’s Only One Way To Find Out….
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
I shall totes get off with it *wipes mouth*
*innocent face*
Mine is 9 inches. *cum face*
Mine’s on-line
Can you tell me why you posted that ? are you drunk or do you just have mental health problems ?
Couldn’t happen to a nicer fuckwit.
It’s a good one.
Does debbie do dallas??
Fuck me, I am becoming a pastiche of myself aren’t I?
This post shall be in the public domain.
PS – Didn’t Debbie do Dallas?
Debbie Did Dallas ‘den Dunked Dirty Derek. Da Dirty Double-Dicked Dastard!
The branch of Virgin Care in Bethlehem has been closed owing to allegations of links with the Herod Party. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause during the Festive Season.
Are all the Innocents going to have to die without Virgin Care to care for them?
Lloyd George “Would you rather be with the wise virgins in the light, or the foolish virgins in the dark?
I will have 72 virgins when I blow up a kindergarten
Indeed, and not one of them under age 63. Take your pick
Can I be an MP it looks very easy.
Dat got the mod above.
Can I be an MP it looks very easy.
At least Rob Wilson MP is cheaper than an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.
Though the infinite monkeys did write better Shakespeare so in a value for money sense………….
casas mnmavgjsk
Hey – clean up your language please.
Previous holder of her seat? Phil Woolas. What a great tradition of fine Labour MPs in Oldham.
Labour list link takes you to link below.
However, a little bit of useful info for Farage.
. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend but one US marketing agency helped demystify its sheer magnitude as follows: “a billion seconds ago it was 1959, a billion minutes ago Julius Caesar was alive, and a billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age”.
Where is the proof we are out of the stone age?
They got the link from the irish times I posted a couple of hours ago
Dear Mrs Wilson,
For my dinner this evening, I would like Spaghetti Bolognese with a bottle of Merlot. I will be putting this letter in the public domain.
Yours sincerely,
Rob, your husband
I refer to your undated correspondence just received.
I am afraid that your spag bol will not be ready this evening as inter alia I have the ironing to do. Can I suggest that as usual you buy a take away and wine pro bono on your constituents?
This response shall also be in the public domain.
Yours sincerely
Mrs Wilson
Dear Mrs Wilson,
I am greatly aggrieved by your heartless response, which is unbecoming of the wife of an esteemed MP. I therefore wish to inform you that I am consulting with my solicitors, who will be in contact with you shortly.
This letter is being placed in the public domain.
Yours sincerely,
Rob, your soon-to-be ex-husband
Dear Rob
Thank you for your correspondence in the matter of Wilson Vs Wilson. I would like to inform you that I will be represented by a Mt Tom Watson.
Mr Watson would like to make it clear that You’re going to f**king regret this.
I have now deselected you as the candidate for my attention.
Goodbye
This shall be in the public domain
Bye
Mrs Wilson
Dear Mrs Wilson,
I suppose a blowjob later is out of the question then?
This letter will not be placed in the public domain.
Yours sincerely,
Rob, your horny soon-to-be ex-husband
Dear Mr Wilson
I have brought your disgusting suggestion to the attention of my legal representative Mr Twatson. He agrees that being asked to take that disgusting thing into my mouth is unreasonable behaviour.
Please desist from amy more correspondence.
Your estranged spouse
Mrs Wilson
There is no way I am putting that in my *gagagagaggaag*
Two people have been charged with manslaughter after a toddler died from a heroin overdose in Wolverhampton earlier this year. A 29-year-old man and 33-year-old woman have been accused of causing or allowing the death of 23-month-old Daniel Jones. He was pronounced dead by paramedics who responded to a call to a house in the city at 6.15am on May 29.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/scotland-yard-investigating-allegations-senior-politicians-abused-children-in-the-1980s-and-used-connections-to-escape-justice-8411989.html
Come on someone, please, please, please, click on the link, no one has so far and I really need to con some advertiser into thinking someone’s reading my site before the paper finally goes tits up.
Beliefs seem to always get to the front before truths, wonder who said that first.
And yesterday it was announced that there are now more people in employment since records began in 1971.
Well done Osborne.
Standard of living in Hackney now reported as being below Haiti. Oh, if we only had somebody with some leverage to represent our interests.
Coo eeee
Listen fatbot our standard of living has always been below Germany and Austria in fact they have always had the highest in the EU
And they make exceedingly good torte.
……….and that stollen is to die for.
So has the standard of labour MPs.
Still sending your son to the private school ?
Diane, considering you were pictured asleep in the HOC yesterday, i should just shut up. You are a joke.
Well, they haven’t crammed their countries full of third world idiots.
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The markets are waiting for Carney’s first move. The initial mutterings are not helping build a strong case against downgrade.
He’ll do what his masters, GoldenpersonSocks Inc, tell him. So don’t hold your breath expecting anything helpful.
Parasites! Comrades! Fellow shirkers! Rejoice! We believe the best way to improve the nation’s finances is to borrow even more money. And our Glorious Dear Leader will soon announce a policy to increase benefits for all shirkers! Yes, rejoice parasites, celebrate! Dear Leader will confiscate more of the workers’ wages and hand it to you! Vote Labour! Vote Parasite Party!
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Are any of them earthling dialects?
Hallo Mrs W, how’s your deeevorse coming along?
…This message is available in 27 other languages’
Having, comrades, been translated from the original Russian
The polling George Osborne doesn’t want you to see http://labli.st/STGBwS
Do you really think that anyone gives a squitty shit about what LabourLost polls show?
ZaNuLieBor – aka The Shirkers Financiers, using my pocket!
If I had Ed Ball’s voice, I would just sit around talking to myself all day
STFU.
Kiss my crust lawyer boy. Or I’ll set the bull on you.
Just received my latest Popbitch mailout.
It’s going to be a harsh holiday season for kiss-and-tell girls in this first post-Leveson Christmas. A stripper has been calling tabloids with a story about having had a threesome with posh comedian Jack Whitehall. Although she claims to have strong evidence to back it up, no-one’s prepared to even look at running it. Because he’s not married. Or famous enough. So she doesn’t get her cash for Christmas, and he doesn’t get any recognition for his studly pursuits. Hardly seems fair, does it?
Where’s Max Clifford when you need a little earner before Christmas?
Max was arrested by the plod so thye could find out how much dirt he had on them. I am sure when he told them thye said we will release you on bail but no charges to follow.
Kelvin MacKenzie wrote a piece for
the Telegraph last week suggesting
a political party be set up to
protect the welfare of Southerners.
He’s so committed to this idea that
he even cheerfully tells readers
that he has registered the domain
name southernparty.co.uk.
Perhaps unwisely, he appears to
have chosen to register the domain
name using his home address – so it
is now viewable by anyone who
cares to go looking for it at the
domain registry. Under K Mac.
Talk about giving the public
what they want, eh Kelvin?
Looked at the house on google maps, its a pretty big un
What can you see through the windows?, bet he’s got one of those big outdoor Jacuzzi s, southern bastard.
Good point.
A scouser friend of mine told me he had got his kids some bikes and a trampoline for xmas off the internet. When I asked him what website, he said Google Earth
An outdoor Jaccuzi indoors eh!
Now you are getting pedantic.
mod bot arghhhh
If he is a scouser he is probably inside looking out
Southern bastard!
Soft shandy-drinking bastard.
Can’t take it mine Host?
Banned or is it just IT f-wittery. I thought i was banned but it seems just that i cannot post from work – ipad and home pc still fine
It seems to be that after a while your moniker seems to stop working – i.e. you post and it just doesnt appear. Simply changing your moniker i.e. replace a o with a 0 or a i with a 1 makes it all start working again.
I havent tried clearing cookies for the site.
Maybe an explanation from Guidos IT intern may help !
Like this
I d on’t nee d no doctor says:
This is from my iPad using 3G. If it gets through it must mean that it’s my big brother employer who is stopping my “normal” posts.
Bastards! Will name and shame my employer once the cheque clears.
Its a combo of your moniker and IP address then. Probably some GCHQ stuff to track who said what. Not the gummints do that sort of thing of course
Can I be on your list
How could I miss out ah! monika
The only Labour MP’s to have a foggiest about reality only amounts to 3 of em- Hopkins, Hoey & Field. The rest of em are as deranged as the EU politburo. Has Debbie blown it(her political future, not Burnham’s todger)?
I agree, the rest of them dont have an ounce of integrity between them.
Sally being sued for 50K – lovely – hopefully the legal costs will break her
Mandingo broke me once *blush*
What will the Squeaker say about this?? Perhaps he should have remained friendly with the Tory Party *smiley face*
Mandingo? Fucking needledick.
She could borrow some dosh from the travelling community and repay them by doing what she thinks she does best *innocentface*
Sally will probably expect the tax-payer to foot the bill! She is a Labour supporter after all:)
Don’t be silly, it will go on a Squeakers miscellaneous internet expenses claim form.
That’s a lot of fucking tarmac for Paddy to put down to pay for it.
Sal will be suitably grateful though.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-business/9743094/Employers-must-step-up-efforts-to-recuit-female-ethnic-minorities.html
All you male white honkies have no chance in the future…… you might as well sign on for benefits now !!
I drove by Ed Miliband’s house this morning on the way to work. Guess what his curtains were shut.
I sincerely wish Sally Bercow all the worst in court. John Bercow must resign as Speaker, how can he morally continue?
Some have no shame and believe in their own destiny even if it is in cloud cuckoo land !!
Mr Squeaker will be squawking tonight *shame faced*
Tom Delargy go away, go on clear off.
Who he? *puzzled look*
Sorry, nasty Blairite sal, tweeted a slanderous comment about Lord Mc Alpine and it serves her right. Please dont make light of this because if she has to suffer i think it will do Sally good. She is out of control for a Speakers wife.
I do hope no Tory MP asks Labour how they managed to create Social Enterprises by splitting off Community Healthcare Services to private companies ignoring national and EU law on procurement, not to mention never bothering to consult (as is law), I imagine 1000′s of subs paying Labour voting union members won’t be happy knowing that in 2014 they may well be working for the likes of Virgin when it has to go out to tender (EU wide).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/5113246.stm
Think Patricia Hewitt was Health secretary at the time…..Oh, she was a LABOUR health secretary ! Where’s Andy ‘I’m one of the lads’ Burnham when you need him to explain something.