December 13th, 2012

Hunt’s PPS Demands Debbie Says Sorry

It is Health PPS wars this afternoon as Tory MP Rob Wilson ups the pressure on Andy Burnham’s PPS over her ill-advised question to the Prime Minister.

Jeremy Hunt’s number two has written to his opposite number, Debbie Abrahams, demanding an Eoin Clarke-style apology:

Serves her right for taking anything Clarke said seriously…


  1. 1
    hodgeheimer bosch says:

    sod milibum

  2. 2
    Me not in 1ST says:

    A B C

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    I hope the Poke do an *I`m Sorry* autotune remix like with Clegg…

  4. 4
    Me not in 1ST says:

    You shit you.

  5. 5
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    I won a Blue Peter badge for my letter writing skills.

  6. 6
    Contains small parts says:

    Good news !!

    Tom Watson named 2014 US Ryder Cup captain

  7. 7
    Labour hypocrite says:

    Did Debbie Abrahams resign from Pennine PCT in 2006 citing Labour’s creeping privatisation of the NHS…..and now she’s a Labour MP! Is this another example of Brass Neck Labour ?

  8. 8
    Time for another FOI request says:

    What is costing us more – Maria Miller’s parents home or Rob Wilson’s writing paper?

  9. 9
    Contains small parts says:

    order-order = Public Domain

  10. 10
    Our golf correspondent says:

    Another Twatson all together I think you will find!

  11. 11

    Please use the donate button on my blog to help me out.


  12. 12
    Contains small parts says:

    McAlpine v Bercow; Who Will Win ? There’s Only One Way To Find Out….

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer fuckwit.

  14. 14
    Contains small parts says:

    I wonder who wrote the apology for him?

  15. 15
    THIS is a good prank call says:

  16. 16
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Fuck me, I am becoming a pastiche of myself aren’t I?

    This post shall be in the public domain.

    PS – Didn’t Debbie do Dallas?

  17. 17
    TWatson says:

    Doesn’t matter. He’ll still f**king regret that.

  18. 18
    Virgin Care says:

    The branch of Virgin Care in Bethlehem has been closed owing to allegations of links with the Herod Party. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause during the Festive Season.

  19. 19
    Sally BeaCow says:

    I shall totes get off with it *wipes mouth*

  20. 20
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Heat says:

    Can I be an MP it looks very easy.

  21. 21
    Look on the bright side says:

    At least Rob Wilson MP is cheaper than an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.

  22. 22
    Bigger River says:

    Why is it not Tamarmouth?

  23. 23
    I Fist my own Arse by Using my Own Head says:

    Dat got the mod above.

    Can I be an MP it looks very easy.

  24. 24
    Sally taking no risks on orders from Carter Fuck says:

    *innocent face*

  25. 25
    Gregor Samsa says:

    Previous holder of her seat? Phil Woolas. What a great tradition of fine Labour MPs in Oldham.

  26. 26
    Andrex says:

    Public Domain = Bum fodder (BUMF) in the local khazi

  27. 27
    Contains small parts says:

    Labour list link takes you to link below.

    However, a little bit of useful info for Farage.

    . A billion is a difficult number to comprehend but one US marketing agency helped demystify its sheer magnitude as follows: “a billion seconds ago it was 1959, a billion minutes ago Julius Caesar was alive, and a billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age”.

  28. 28
    Our literature correspondent says:

    Though the infinite monkeys did write better Shakespeare so in a value for money sense………….

  29. 29
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Dear Mrs Wilson,

    For my dinner this evening, I would like Spaghetti Bolognese with a bottle of Merlot. I will be putting this letter in the public domain.

    Yours sincerely,

    Rob, your husband

  30. 30
    Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy? says:

    Two people have been charged with manslaughter after a toddler died from a heroin overdose in Wolverhampton earlier this year. A 29-year-old man and 33-year-old woman have been accused of causing or allowing the death of 23-month-old Daniel Jones. He was pronounced dead by paramedics who responded to a call to a house in the city at 6.15am on May 29.

  31. 31
    An unreconstructed right winger says:

    Where is the proof we are out of the stone age?

  32. 32
  33. 33
    Luke Bozier says:

    Mine is 9 inches. *cum face*

  34. 34
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    Outrageous, Labour are innocent just like what Jimmy is :)

  35. 35
    The 650 Monkeys in the HoC on your iPads says:

    casas mnmavgjsk

  36. 36
    well who would have guessed says:

    Beliefs seem to always get to the front before truths, wonder who said that first.

  37. 37
    Whose gospel is it anyway? says:

    Are all the Innocents going to have to die without Virgin Care to care for them?

  38. 38
    All those Polish immigrants says:

    Hey – clean up your language please.

  39. 39
    So what? says:

  40. 40
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Lloyd George “Would you rather be with the wise virgins in the light, or the foolish virgins in the dark?

  41. 41
    Fatbot just does not get it. says:

    And yesterday it was announced that there are now more people in employment since records began in 1971.

    Well done Osborne.

  42. 42
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    At least that Watson is able to walk the entire eighteen holes at Gleneagles even at his age. He needn’t have a Wii in order to play golf.

  43. 43
    Hackney constituents says:

    Standard of living in Hackney now reported as being below Haiti. Oh, if we only had somebody with some leverage to represent our interests.

  44. 44
    Ed Balls(Chancellor Of The Exchequer Designate) says:

    “Britain downgraded!”

    That’s a headline we think you could soon see splashed all over the news.

    You see, right now Britain’s credit rating is on “negative watch”. But with our public finances deteriorating by the day, and Chancellor George Osborne recently admitting he’s missed his deficit targets, we think it’s only a matter of time before Britain is stripped of its AAA rating.

    We believe our imminent downgrade will signal the beginning of the end for Britain.

    And right now it’s vital you understand how you could protect yourself in the coming crisis.


  45. 45
    Peter Grimes says:

    Would it surprise you one iota if she had?

    ZaNuLieBor – lies and double-dealing are what constitutes their DNA!

  46. 46
    David Cameron says:

    The polling George Osborne doesn’t want you to see

  47. 47
    Mrs Wilson says:

    I refer to your undated correspondence just received.

    I am afraid that your spag bol will not be ready this evening as inter alia I have the ironing to do. Can I suggest that as usual you buy a take away and wine pro bono on your constituents?

    This response shall also be in the public domain.

    Yours sincerely

    Mrs Wilson

  48. 48
    Dirty Den says:

    Mine’s on-line

  49. 49
    Economist says:

    The markets are waiting for Carney’s first move. The initial mutterings are not helping build a strong case against downgrade.

  50. 50
    Peter Grimes says:

    Fuck off, no refunds, and mind the door doesn’t hit your arse on the way out!!

  51. 51
    Lebedev says:

    Come on someone, please, please, please, click on the link, no one has so far and I really need to con some advertiser into thinking someone’s reading my site before the paper finally goes tits up.

  52. 52
    Sink Estates - the liebour legacy says:

    Coo eeee

  53. 53
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Dear Mrs Wilson,

    I am greatly aggrieved by your heartless response, which is unbecoming of the wife of an esteemed MP. I therefore wish to inform you that I am consulting with my solicitors, who will be in contact with you shortly.

    This letter is being placed in the public domain.

    Yours sincerely,

    Rob, your soon-to-be ex-husband

  54. 54
    Peter Grimes says:

    These Fenian gets are a complete fucking waste of space, eh Guido!

  55. 55
    Off my tits on Es and wizz says:


  56. 56
    Carter-Suck: Privileged communication S Bercow Re: Twitter (Confidential / Without Prejudice) says:


  57. 57
    Hank the Cat says:

    They got the link from the irish times I posted a couple of hours ago

  58. 58
    Hank the Cat says:

    Listen fatbot our standard of living has always been below Germany and Austria in fact they have always had the highest in the EU

  59. 59
    Peter Grimes says:

    Do you really think that anyone gives a squitty shit about what LabourLost polls show?
    ZaNuLieBor – aka The Shirkers Financiers, using my pocket!

  60. 60
    Popbitch says:

    Just received my latest Popbitch mailout.

    It’s going to be a harsh holiday season for kiss-and-tell girls in this first post-Leveson Christmas. A stripper has been calling tabloids with a story about having had a threesome with posh comedian Jack Whitehall. Although she claims to have strong evidence to back it up, no-one’s prepared to even look at running it. Because he’s not married. Or famous enough. So she doesn’t get her cash for Christmas, and he doesn’t get any recognition for his studly pursuits. Hardly seems fair, does it?

  61. 61
    Want Kelvin's home address? says:

    Kelvin MacKenzie wrote a piece for
    the Telegraph last week suggesting
    a political party be set up to
    protect the welfare of Southerners.

    He’s so committed to this idea that
    he even cheerfully tells readers
    that he has registered the domain

    Perhaps unwisely, he appears to
    have chosen to register the domain
    name using his home address – so it
    is now viewable by anyone who
    cares to go looking for it at the
    domain registry. Under K Mac.

    Talk about giving the public
    what they want, eh Kelvin?

  62. 62
    Hank the Cat says:

    I will have 72 virgins when I blow up a kindergarten

  63. 63
    Mrs Wilson says:

    Dear Rob

    Thank you for your correspondence in the matter of Wilson Vs Wilson. I would like to inform you that I will be represented by a Mt Tom Watson.

    Mr Watson would like to make it clear that You’re going to f**king regret this.

    I have now deselected you as the candidate for my attention.


    This shall be in the public domain


    Mrs Wilson

  64. 64
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    If I had Ed Ball’s voice, I would just sit around talking to myself all day

  65. 65
    A kiss and teller says:

    Where’s Max Clifford when you need a little earner before Christmas?

  66. 66
    Ed Miliband's Parasite Party ("For shirkers, not workers!") says:

    Parasites! Comrades! Fellow shirkers! Rejoice! We believe the best way to improve the nation’s finances is to borrow even more money. And our Glorious Dear Leader will soon announce a policy to increase benefits for all shirkers! Yes, rejoice parasites, celebrate! Dear Leader will confiscate more of the workers’ wages and hand it to you! Vote Labour! Vote Parasite Party!

    This message is available in 27 other languages.

  67. 67
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Looked at the house on google maps, its a pretty big un

  68. 68
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Dear Mrs Wilson,

    I suppose a blowjob later is out of the question then?

    This letter will not be placed in the public domain.

    Yours sincerely,

    Rob, your horny soon-to-be ex-husband

  69. 69
    Broadsword joins B1lly, Sir W1ll!am and Schrodingers moggie on the banned list says:

    Can’t take it mine Host?

  70. 70
    Confused of Catford says:

    Are any of them earthling dialects?

  71. 71
    Confused of Catford says:

    Dear Mr Wilson

    I have brought your disgusting suggestion to the attention of my legal representative Mr Twatson. He agrees that being asked to take that disgusting thing into my mouth is unreasonable behaviour.

    Please desist from amy more correspondence.

    Your estranged spouse

    Mrs Wilson

  72. 72
    Divine Brown says:

    There is no way I am putting that in my *gagagagaggaag*

  73. 73
    Cornish pasty says:

    Didn’t Depardieu need a Wii to complete his flight?

  74. 74
    HMMM says:

    It’s a good one. :-)

  75. 75
    Sky hairy fairy liquid says:

    Indeed, and not one of them under age 63. Take your pick

  76. 76
    Selohesra says:

    Banned or is it just IT f-wittery. I thought i was banned but it seems just that i cannot post from work – ipad and home pc still fine

  77. 77
    Bill says:

    Max was arrested by the plod so thye could find out how much dirt he had on them. I am sure when he told them thye said we will release you on bail but no charges to follow.

  78. 78
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Can I be on your list

  79. 79
    HMMM says:

    What can you see through the windows?, bet he’s got one of those big outdoor Jacuzzi s, southern bastard.

  80. 80
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    It seems to be that after a while your moniker seems to stop working – i.e. you post and it just doesnt appear. Simply changing your moniker i.e. replace a o with a 0 or a i with a 1 makes it all start working again.

    I havent tried clearing cookies for the site.

    Maybe an explanation from Guidos IT intern may help !

  81. 81
    hairy fairy says:

    He’ll do what his masters, GoldenpersonSocks Inc, tell him. So don’t hold your breath expecting anything helpful.

  82. 82
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Like this

    I d on’t nee d no doctor says:

  83. 83
    See above says:

    Hallo Mrs W, how’s your deeevorse coming along?

  84. 84
    Cornish Pastiche says:

    Debbie Did Dallas ‘den Dunked Dirty Derek. Da Dirty Double-Dicked Dastard!

  85. 85
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Good point.

    A scouser friend of mine told me he had got his kids some bikes and a trampoline for xmas off the internet. When I asked him what website, he said Google Earth

  86. 86
    Bryant's y fronts. says:

    The only Labour MP’s to have a foggiest about reality only amounts to 3 of em- Hopkins, Hoey & Field. The rest of em are as deranged as the EU politburo. Has Debbie blown it(her political future, not Burnham’s todger)?

  87. 87
    fuck the bbc says:

    Sally being sued for 50K – lovely – hopefully the legal costs will break her

  88. 88
    One thousand apologies says:

    How could I miss out ah! monika

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  90. 90
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    An outdoor Jaccuzi indoors eh!

  91. 91
    Sally *innocentface* says:

    Mandingo broke me once *blush*

  92. 92
    Mr Kipling says:

    And they make exceedingly good torte.

  93. 93
    HMMM says:

    Now you are getting pedantic.

  94. 94
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    mod bot arghhhh

    If he is a scouser he is probably inside looking out

  95. 95
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    This is from my iPad using 3G. If it gets through it must mean that it’s my big brother employer who is stopping my “normal” posts.

  96. 96
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Bastards! Will name and shame my employer once the cheque clears.

  97. 97
    Scouser says:

    Southern bastard!

  98. 98
    Bryant's y fronts. says:

    Sally will probably expect the tax-payer to foot the bill! She is a Labour supporter after all:)

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are becoming increasingly nasty as they become more desperate, that educated politicians seriously think this is the way to behave is a disgrace. Of course they have no example set to them by the leader of the party, who thinks it clever to mention a club the PM was a member of 25 years ago each week at PMQs.

  100. 100
    Not your employer says:

    Its a combo of your moniker and IP address then. Probably some GCHQ stuff to track who said what. Not the gummints do that sort of thing of course

  101. 101
    Yum yum says:

    ……….and that stollen is to die for.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Do labour politicians have an integrity bypass before they get selected ? i dont think i would believe anything they said before i checked for myself !

  103. 103
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Fantastic news. John Bercow should step down as Speaker, the country want to hear him resign.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    I thought maria millers arrangements had been cleared twice already, this is another labour mud slinging episode.

  105. 105
    Cornish Pastiche says:

    Inspector Knacker has, this afternoon, found a lock-up garage in Leeds containing more of Jimmy Savile’s personal effects and memoirs.

    On opening a diary it was found that Jimmy’s last entry was about ten years old.

  106. 106
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Miliband is both spiteful and childish, no wonder the unions voted for him.

  107. 107
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    So has the standard of labour MPs.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Can you tell me why you posted that ? are you drunk or do you just have mental health problems ?

  109. 109
    Brass neck labour says:

    Still sending your son to the private school ?

  110. 110
  111. 111
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I drove by Ed Miliband’s house this morning on the way to work. Guess what his curtains were shut.

  112. 112
    HMMM says:

    Don’t be silly, it will go on a Squeakers miscellaneous internet expenses claim form.

  113. 113
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    All you male white honkies have no chance in the future…… you might as well sign on for benefits now !!

  114. 114
    Mornington Crescent says:

    It will be looked back upon as one of the days that lost Labour the 2015 election.

    Trust me – the British people never wanted a smartarse Boyo as their PM in 1992 and they won’t want a spiteful, childish Y1d in 2015.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Diane, considering you were pictured asleep in the HOC yesterday, i should just shut up. You are a joke.

  116. 116
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I sincerely wish Sally Bercow all the worst in court. John Bercow must resign as Speaker, how can he morally continue?

  117. 117
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    What will the Squeaker say about this?? Perhaps he should have remained friendly with the Tory Party *smiley face*

  118. 118
    Cornish Pastiche says:

    Kiss my crust lawyer boy. Or I’ll set the bull on you.

  119. 119
    They don't like it up 'em says:

  120. 120
    Northern Tripe says:

    Soft shandy-drinking bastard.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    I agree, the rest of them dont have an ounce of integrity between them.

  122. 122
    DonkeyDong says:

    Mandingo? Fucking needledick.

  123. 123
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Tom Delargy go away, go on clear off.

  124. 124
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    Some have no shame and believe in their own destiny even if it is in cloud cuckoo land !!

    Mr Squeaker will be squawking tonight *shame faced*

  125. 125
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    Who he? *puzzled look*

  126. 126
    PM Watcher says:

    The problem is that there is not much wrong with the Bullingdon lads. What they got up to is no different to what many did during the Bliar boom.

    Labour are a wholly vicious little party.

    Reliance on gullible immigrants and the socially engineered unemployable to provide core provides some of the evidence.

  127. 127
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    She could borrow some dosh from the travelling community and repay them by doing what she thinks she does best *innocentface*

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, nasty Blairite sal, tweeted a slanderous comment about Lord Mc Alpine and it serves her right. Please dont make light of this because if she has to suffer i think it will do Sally good. She is out of control for a Speakers wife.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    so 50,000 reasons now….
    but to do what.

  130. 130
    Labour hypocrite says:

    Correction. It was Rochdale not Pennine. In 2002 Abrahams was appointed chair of Rochdale Primary Care Trust. In June 2006 she resigned from this role, expressing her anger at the use of private health companies in the NHS. (wikipedia). So, who was in government in 2006 allowing these private health companies a foot in the door of the NHS ? This week’s ‘gong’ for ‘Brass Neck Labour’ goes to Debbie Abrahams !

  131. 131
    Mr BumBum says:

    That’s a lot of fucking tarmac for Paddy to put down to pay for it.

    Sal will be suitably grateful though.

  132. 132
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Sally Bercow trending **innocent face** ?

  133. 133
    domino316 says:

    I do hope no Tory MP asks Labour how they managed to create Social Enterprises by splitting off Community Healthcare Services to private companies ignoring national and EU law on procurement, not to mention never bothering to consult (as is law), I imagine 1000’s of subs paying Labour voting union members won’t be happy knowing that in 2014 they may well be working for the likes of Virgin when it has to go out to tender (EU wide).

  134. 134
    The savant9.0 says:

    Does debbie do dallas??

  135. 135
    Kim Joi Nin says:

    Sounds like my kind of party. Will I be able to go and will we play Postmans Knock?

  136. 136
    Cat Funt says:

    Well, they haven’t crammed their countries full of third world idiots.

  137. 137
    Weird Ed says:

    …This message is available in 27 other languages’

    Having, comrades, been translated from the original Russian

  138. 138
    Jimmy says:

    “Jeremy Hunt’s number two”

    Does he mind you calling him that?

  139. 139
    Labour hypocrite says:

    Think Patricia Hewitt was Health secretary at the time…..Oh, she was a LABOUR health secretary ! Where’s Andy ‘I’m one of the lads’ Burnham when you need him to explain something.

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