December 12th, 2012

WATCH: The Pope Tweets


35 Comments

  1. 1
    Andrew Craig-Bennett says:

    “Could Try Harder”, eg:

    Carissimi, gaudeo ut loquar Twitter. Vobis gratias omnes animo de tua liberalitate responsa. Ex animo, vobis omnibus benedicat.

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  2. 2
    this septic pile says:

    they know not what they tweet

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  3. 4
    Sister Mary Immaculate says:

    His Holiness should have set an example, and prefaced his Tweet with “+JMJ,” as all RC children who attend religious schools have always been taught to place atop a page when writing. (For non-RC’s, it is a sort of “PBUH.”)

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  4. 6
    suffer the little children says:

    or – E&OE – and you’ll have to see our lawyers about compo

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  5. 9
    M Cliford (Helping with enquiries) says:

    Pope tweets my hamster.

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  6. 10
    He who no longer posts says:

    illegitimis non carborundum

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  7. 11
    Alasdair Campbell Murderer says:

    “Thank you for your generous response.”

    That’s a bit presumptuous, isn’t it?

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  8. 12
    Athiest says:

    Evil man

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  9. 13
    Athiest says:

    Yeah, people are dying through starvation all across the world. You are contributing the population explosion. People live in fear of you and your mafia organisation.

    But don’t you worry, Ratzi, you’re safe in your gilded cage.

    Piss be with you

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    • 23
      East India Company Wallah says:

      Yes dickhead and your government is promoting homosexuality and abortion and hiding the population decline with untrammelled immigration
      Your proving darwin correct ,you are replacing your race with superior beings who were not propogandised in school and whose political leaders werent all brainwashed on ppe courses in the universities.
      The war on global warming,food security,fuel security is a war on you

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      • 30
        Jezus Crispie says:

        you’re reading an awful lot into someone’s distaste for that pernicious, ridiculous archaic load of nonsense that is the Catholic Church (and it’s not alone in that amongst organised relgions)

        The likes of Guido might want to fawn over an old man in a dress and kid themselves that he’s God’s infallible representative on earth but the non indoctrinated amongst us realise the absurdity of of devoting one’s life to a book of fairy tales that has been written and rewritten by vested interests for hundreds of years.

        Libertarian Guido is seemingly fine with unlected church representatives installed in positions of political power purely on the basis that they worship a similar sky fairy to him.

        Seeing the insanity inherent in such garbage doesn’t make you a lefty warmist homosexual; it simply makes you less gullible.

        Feeble minded nonsense.

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        • 34
          Jodocus Trutfetter says:

          You sound very indoctrinated (and hysterical) to me. Be careful, too much viewing of Dawkins’ website can lead to intellectual blindness.

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          • Jezus Crispie says:

            Im not the one insisting that followers of Dawkins (who I find intensely annoying myself) are given positions of political power am I?

            I’m the very opposite of indoctrinated, I’ll leave the blind devotion to oddballs like Guido and his fat mini me.

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  10. 14
    Huffy Auld Git says:

    So the Pope delivers his first tweet on the 12th day of the 12th month of the 12th year of the 21st century. Coincidence obviously.

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  11. 15
    Tatchell says:

    We will get him to bend to our will.

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  12. 17
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The pope should get a proper job.

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  13. 20
    Athiest says:

    “Thank you for your generous response.”

    You won’t get one from me

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  14. 21
    Huffy Auld Git says:

    So the Pope issues his first tweet on the 12th day of the 12th month of the 12th year of the 21st century. Coincidence obviously.

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    • 25
      Rod Serling says:

      And the Great War ended at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eighteenth year (“18,” a Kabbalistically significant number). (*Woo woo*) Cue the freakin’ music already:

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  15. 22
    Drum says:

    FFS is this some sort of parody? An Italian comedy show?

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  16. 24
    James says:

    Limerick from @twitmericks

    The Vatican City’s big hitter
    Is newly converted to Twitter
    So follow the pontiff
    & get what you want if
    It’s blessings & not a quick titter

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  17. 29
    IMHO says:

    Tweets are the works of the Devil, they are Satans shite just like Quaker chocolate bars.

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