December 12th, 2012

WATCH: “Do You Know Your Horse is Gay?”

Fresh from the success of getting Kier Starmer of the CPS on board, the Reform Section 5 campaign to remove “insulting words or behaviour” from the Public Order Act made today’s Daily Politics, as policeman-impersonator Peter Tatchell pounded the streets with a gay pantomime horse. Quite a meeting of minds…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Quote from The Grauniad:

    The gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell condemned the exemption for the churches of England and Wales as “a disappointing fudge”.

  2. 2
    AC1 says:

    Thank you Billy.

  3. 3
    Public Sector Parasite says:

    He likes his fudge to meet the consistency test.

  4. 4
    Popeye says:

    What a queer bunch, can I say that with the protection of the Oxford Dictionary?

  5. 5
    JH3631234534356 says:

    A disappointing fudge.

    Is that one that is stuck to the end when you pull out?

  6. 6
    Peter Tatchell says:

    I might have gone to Moscow to fight for gay rights but Rotherham?Fuck off

  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    I meant of course, deviating from the normal, peculiar.Just as a clarification.

  8. 8
    Chutney Monkey says:

    A disappointing fudge.

    Maybe he should have put more quality chocolate in the mix

  9. 9
    Alan Duncan says:

    Hello ducky!

  10. 10
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    Best piece of film on Tatchell was in Moscow

    cried like a baby.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Nice to know he’s got so much free time on his hands.

  12. 12
    Fishy says:

    WTF; Chucky on DP talking about the Finucane murder

    Chucky: We didn’t establish a Public Inquiry because we couldn’t agree terms with the family

    Chucky: Why hasn’t Cameron called Public Inquiry?

    What a complete tosser he is. It really sums up the hopelessness of Labour and the depths to which they have fallen under Milibands bandwagoning.

    These twats have nothing to offer this country. Shallow and vacuous, nothing at all.

  13. 13
    Right wing homophobic ex-boarding school toff says:

    I secretly love botty sex with men. Just don’t tell my wife.

  14. 14
    Engineer says:

    ‘Ere, Constabule, does your ‘ead go all the way to the top of your ‘elmet?

    Oh how we laughed on the way to the cells.

  15. 15
    Put simply says:

    Upchuck is a cock.

  16. 16
    Harriet Harman says:


  17. 17
    Peter Tatchell says:

    I have to be honest the reason we are gunning for the CoE is because it’s a far softer target than Mecca the Vatican and as I found,the Russian orthodox church.

  18. 18
    Rain Man says:

    As a non-talkative man incapable of performing simple tasks, I find Rowan Atkinson’s character Mr Bean to be insulting. But I guess I’m gonna be shit outta luck now.

  19. 19
    Engineer says:

    That’s not true! They can offer much – more immigration, more borrowing and spending, more opportunities to bury bad news, bigger welfare payments and more of them, more authority handed to the EU, more taxes on personal pension savings….

  20. 20
    Engineer says:

    You could have a quiet word with Chris Bryant or Peter Madlesson, though.

  21. 21
    PC Correct of the Yard says:

    That’s insulting, arrest that man!

  22. 22
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    ….Starmer ‘of’ or off the CPS …..

  23. 23
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says: might help.

  24. 24
    Niet Bob Note says:

    It looks like the Russki’s don’t like it up them.

  25. 25
    Fudge Packer says:


  26. 26
    No such thing as society says:

    “Yes sir my horse is a homosexual and he is also a Muslim immigrant that’s how he got his social housing”

  27. 27
    John Bull says:

    I hate being referred to as an ‘ethnic minority'; I’m getting out of London.

  28. 28
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    PMQs Verdict: An unexpected but very welcome return to form from Ed Miliband

  29. 29
    PC says:

    So he already has form? I always suspected so.

  30. 30
    Projecting, but not your voice says:

  31. 31
    Kebab very pissed off News says:

    “Rebekah Brooks walked away with £10.8m from Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation as compensation after she resigned from her position as chief executive of News International at the height of the phone-hacking scandal, UK accounts published by News Corp show.”


    So crime does pay – in spades for the Chipping Norton Set

  32. 32
    YOU WHAT ! says:

    He has form. In the same way syphilis has compassion.

  33. 33
    Compomise Agreements R us says:

    + our charge for drawing up the agreement

  34. 34
    Hague is a EU Twat says:

    So how is North Korea putting a satellite into space highly provocative Mr Hague?

    BskyB does it all the time, as does the EU, India, USA, South Americans, Russians, the Met office, Tom Tom, China and P@kistan.

  35. 35
    Arthur Foxache says:

    So dave is going to allow beastiallyti…compulsory even.. gets my vote

  36. 36
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Stopping freedom of speech is one of our best successes.

  37. 37
    Lance-Corporal Jones says:

    They don’t like it up ‘em!

    Oh.. maybe they do

  38. 38
    Bugler Bert says:

    Where did Tatchell have his head? Surely not up there………………..

  39. 39
    Curly from Camden says:

    Oh, that’s alright then. We thought you were feeling a little kweer today….

  40. 40
    Curly from Camden says:

    When all this happened he was still wearing his ethical nappies. So WTF does he know about it all anyway?

  41. 41
    A pointed remark says:

    Policemen, fire brigade folk, deep sea divers…. just a few lucky enough to have two helmets!

  42. 42
    A pointed remark says:

    Yes, but that lot probably don’t want to nuke Los Angeles any time soon.

  43. 43
    Camerons Victorian GGG-Dad would be proud of him says:

    Went to a pig farm once, with the interesting name of The Scotland Yard.

  44. 44
    Camerons Victorian GGG-Dad would be proud of him says:

    Had a customer once, and he was a fat copper – didn’t have a clue,

  45. 45
    Camerons Victorian GGG-Dad would be proud of him says:

    …let alone be able to run far, let alone fast, after those skinny kids.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Remember in Law only whites can be bigots and racists.

  47. 47
    John says:

    If only this was changed beofre John Terry had his case, Wasn’t the public order act no.5 ,changed to include racism after Mcpherson

  48. 48
    Dixon of Dock Green says:

    Tatchell should be nicked for impersonating a police officer!

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