December 12th, 2012

Quote of the Day

Dan Hodges opines

“Ed Miliband’s decision to fight the Tories on welfare is the biggest tactical blunder since General Custer said “I hear the Little Big Horn’s looking good this time of year”.”


4 Comments

  1. 1
    East India Company Wallah says:

    I demand a full public inquiry

  2. 2
    Stop Me If You've Heard This One says:

    So this muralist comes to the committee commissioning a work to commemorate the Little Big Horn; his proposal sketch shows a defecating Brahma bull with a halo, and a group of young Hindu men fornicating with much older Hindu women.
    The committee takes one look and says,”WTF???”
    The artist replies, “It’s Custer’s thoughts, right about when he realises what’s about to happen– ‘Holy shit, all those mother-f*ckin’ Indians!’ “

  3. 3
    Watt Tyler sez says:

    Shouldn’t we just untie parliament and let it drift of somewhere else where people care, I don’t.
    March on London I say. Men of Kent and Essex do your duty.

  4. 4
    Bugler Bert says:

    WTF is Millibrain up to? Is he trying to lose the next election for fear that it will prove to everyone [except he and that bone-headed gorilla that sits next to him at PMQs] that the Liebor Party has’nt a clue………


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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious

“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”



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