December 12th, 2012

Quote of the Day


4 Comments

  1. 1
    East India Company Wallah says:

    I demand a full public inquiry

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  2. 2
    Stop Me If You've Heard This One says:

    So this muralist comes to the committee commissioning a work to commemorate the Little Big Horn; his proposal sketch shows a defecating Brahma bull with a halo, and a group of young Hindu men fornicating with much older Hindu women.
    The committee takes one look and says,”WTF???”
    The artist replies, “It’s Custer’s thoughts, right about when he realises what’s about to happen– ‘Holy shit, all those mother-f*ckin’ Indians!’ “

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  3. 3
    Watt Tyler sez says:

    Shouldn’t we just untie parliament and let it drift of somewhere else where people care, I don’t.
    March on London I say. Men of Kent and Essex do your duty.

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  4. 4
    Bugler Bert says:

    WTF is Millibrain up to? Is he trying to lose the next election for fear that it will prove to everyone [except he and that bone-headed gorilla that sits next to him at PMQs] that the Liebor Party has’nt a clue………

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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