December 11th, 2012

Tory MP Savages Cameron, Again

Not content with blogging about how rubbish Dave is, Brian Binley has decided to write to the PM directly; and leak the letter. No.10 won’t be too upset on the gay marriage issue as it will fit their change narrative, but the words on Europe should jar nicely. Highlights include:

Dear Prime Minister,

Having been an office holder in the Conservative party for fifty-three years, I find it difficult to remember a time when the party’s leader in government failed consistently to chime with the natural instincts of our supporters. There is a wide – and growing—gap on a number of issues. The media frenzy of the last week-end over gay marriage arising from your premature observations has resulted in the creation of organisational factions within the party squabbling in public over the issue. Countless activists are feeling driven to give up their much-needed support for the party, and, as any legislation progresses, this injury can only get worse.

I am perturbed that our chances of winning the next election are compromised by the pursuit of issues which serve to divide the party, and detach the leadership from its support base in the country. We cannot expect to win without the help and dedication of many of those who have already walked away – and countless others who are considering doing the same. A common sense, convincing and credible response to the major challenges which we face as a nation is the best way to re-invigorate their interest, and will resonate with the wider public as well.

The very instincts and core of our party are based on recognising the knowledge of those who went before us, and Conservatives should progress on that foundation. It pains me that the present leadership seems intent on disagreeing with those basic tenets on an all-too-frequent basis, and we only have a short time to turn the situation around. I implore you to recognise that our current course is one which imperils our prospects for victory in 2015, and to take the steps that, as a leader, will put it right and create a platform for the majority Conservative government that this country so desperately needs.

Perhaps Mr Binley will be writing to Mr Brady next, if he has not already.


  1. 1
    Itchy Scrote says:

    “Tory MP Savages Cameron” – seriously, is this even news any more?

  2. 2
    Len says:

    Tories declaring War on Poof!

  3. 3
    Hank the Cat says:

    Tell us something we dont know Binley

  4. 4
    8illybob says:


  5. 5
    Raving Loon says:

    The problem with the Conservative party is that it’s run by people who aren’t conservative. Hence UKIP.

  6. 6
    Jimmy says:

    “Perhaps Mr Binley will be writing to Mr Brady next”

    Graham or Ian?

  7. 7
    Kebab travel update says:

    Londoners, it’s damn icy and slippery out there. Take care.

  8. 8
    Sniper says:

    “the majority Conservative government that this country so desperately needs”

  9. 9
    Sniper says:

    Who says we need them?

  10. 10
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    An old guy slips and falls outside 10 Downing Street just as David Cameron is coming out to get in his car.

    Cameron helps the old guy to his feet.

    “Thanks,” he says.

    “If you really want to thank me,”says Cameron, “just vote for me and my party in the next election.”

    “Listen, mate,” says the old guy. “I landed on my arse not my fucking head.”

  11. 11
    Modern world says:

    Gays are human beings and should be treated as such. The heterosexual ‘family’ institution is not going to become exstinct because of few gay white weddings. Pathetic.

    Most Conservatives want an In/Out Referendum. Dave would do well to consider it.

  12. 12
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

  13. 13
    Jimmy says:

    The Conservative Party fills a much needed void.

  14. 14
    My sides have entered another dimenson says:


  15. 15
    Louise Mensch says:

  16. 16
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    The IMF, the World Bank, the OECD and anyone with an IQ higher than my shoe size.

  17. 17
    Dorothy's Friend says:

    The Lavender is lovely this time of year.

  18. 18
    Living in 99% white North Wales as opposed to 45% white London says:

    In your dreams Binlid. In Cameron you have a worse leader than Hague, Howard or IDS.

    The Tories are toast at the next election.

  19. 19

    This is how to tell a real side-splitter….

  20. 20
    Tachybaptus says:

    If you need a void, you shouldn’t fill it. Get your metaphors right, man.

  21. 21
    Calamity Clegg says:

    and I’ll be brown bread.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    I think mr Binley who is in fact my local MP has got it right. As a real conservatie sopprter for least 50 years I will no longer vote Tory. We have been lied too over a referendum, we are lied to about renegotiatons(Cameron has made no effort to claim back powers or repeal EU laws in his 2 years plus as PM) and now in the mists of economic armagedon he is pissing about with the devisive gay marige issue

    UKIP for me from now on

  23. 23
    Jimmy says:

    Take all the time you need there…

  24. 24
    Funny how so many homophobic right wingers are latent friends of Dorothy says:

    Don’t knock bum sex till you’ve tried it. Wait, what am I talking about? Most of you went to boarding school, so you know all about bum sex.

  25. 25
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Brian borrowed my stammer for the the first part of this interview.

  26. 26
    Really? says:

    The current leadership are as lefty as you Jimmy, so yes they probably do.

  27. 27
    The Libor party says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

  28. 28
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nurse, I need to get my Tena changed.

  29. 29
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Bbbc have a new meme to defer immigration issues; it’s all about ‘mixed marriages’ apparently.

  30. 30
    R.U.Shaw says:

    Psychological projection.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    So what’s the alternative? Vote Lib, Lab or Con and get rubbish?

  32. 32
    Syme says:

    In 1984 a Government official said: “Its a beautiful thing the destruction of words”. His job was to change the meaning, and reduce the number, of words.
    Life imitates Art.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    How did that slippery champagne socialist ever get to be leader of the Conservatives anyway?

  34. 34
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    “the words on Europe should jar nicely”

    What words on Europe?

  35. 35
    nellnewman says:

    The first thought I had on reading that was dave sitting there over his tea and biscuits in that swish no10 kitchen, fingers in his ears, singing quietly to himself ‘ La La La I’m not listening’!!!

  36. 36
    Really? says:

    Some idiots on this thread, think this phoney and empty suit, is PM material. Just goes to show how low expectations are, among Labour mongs.

  37. 37
    The next Labour government says:

    Suits us fine

  38. 38
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s global warming innit?

    Wonder if the Thames will freeze over this Winter … still …. Mother Nature rules OK with me – and not the tax-gathering mongrels across the political spectrum.

  39. 39
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    This is typical. I would have thought the Nasty Party would be far more concerned with the fact that our once great capital is now 55% non-white.

  40. 40
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Wow, what are the government considering next ? perhaps the legalisation of having sex with animals (as it is in Germany & Belgium) perhaps one could even Marry your Pet Sex Goat in Church.
    Do you take this Sheep to be your lawfully wedded wife… Baaaaah.

    Mind you, there are quite a few women would marry a horse if it was legal, probably more than Gay’s wanting to marry in Church, so that is it then, Freedom of choice, Church Services for Animal Nuptials & not Gay’s, will be more progressive & at lest gain the Female Vote..

  41. 41
    Just wondered says:

    Is it OK between a man and a woman though?

  42. 42
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    English shoe size or continental shoe size?

  43. 43
    John Adlington says:

    Vote Ukip, destroy Tories. Splendid idea.

    It’s like God destroying Sodom, he knew there were a couple of good’n’s but destroyed it anyway because the rest of it was rubbish.

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    You mean it’s illegal to have sex with animals….?

  45. 45
    Arthur Foxache says:

    Dave is working on the reasoning that the world ends 21/12/12 and so f-ck all matters…

  46. 46
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Would the Church Of Wales object?

  47. 47
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Ha ha, having a RSP in No.10 would certainly upset the second largest religious group. I say, GO FOR IT!

  48. 48
    Arthur Foxache says:

    actually he did it for kicks…he was younger in those days..

  49. 49
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Not quite. The Conservative Party is LED by people who aren’t conservative. Those who run it are in revolt or in despair. “Lions fucked by Donkeys” comes to mind.

  50. 50
    Green Greenie says:

    What I want to know is, where are all the windfarms when you want them? Maybe they should put some in Hyde Park and on the rooves of Buckingham palace and the Palace of Westminster.

  51. 51
    English Heretic says:

    Yes this global warming malarkey is really taking off!

    Time to shut down our coal fired power stations – who needs em?

  52. 52
    The British public says:

    From our perspective he’s no fucking socialist

  53. 53
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’ve just missed an open goal Jimmy, a right Ed Balls-up in fact. It must be catching in the Labour Party.

  54. 54
    IMHO says:

    Another Theresa May dogs breakfast in progress over phone and internet regulation coming up now as well, is Dave a closet commie? because he is certainty no conservative.

  55. 55
    Arthur Foxache says:

    As long as the woman wears a strap on ..then yes..

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Sir William W says:

    Why do we have to use the same word for two different things, for them to be ‘equal’?

  58. 58
    David Milibands says:

    How did I ever get beaten in a leadership contest by him?

  59. 59
    Arthur Foxache says:

    I never knew that Margret Thatcher told her civil servants to do such a thing but I can well believe it…

  60. 60
    The Public says:

    We don’t.

  61. 61
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The Tories have lost my vote next time around, I probably won’t even bother voting. I really don’t care now, they are all wankers all 650 of them.

  62. 62
    Really? says:

    Heath managed it. Is Call Me Dismal related in any way?

  63. 63
    The Public says:

    It scares the shit out of us

  64. 64
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The Nasty Party are congratulating themselves on making it happen 1997-2010.

  65. 65
    Operation Crossbow says:

    All governments are frightened of the proles. They don’t want us doing anything without them knowing about it.

  66. 66
    Sir William W says:

    “The Invisible Man’s Outside, sir.”

    “Tell him I can’t see him.”

  67. 67
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Marry multiple women? Or make it legal to marry a 6 year old?

  68. 68
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You mean poor Sarah didn’t know?

  69. 69
    Coastal Person says:

    I can see about 30 in the estuary here. There is no wind, as usually happens when it gets cold. None are turning, so no electricity is being generated.

  70. 70
    Really? says:



  71. 71
    Operation Crossbow says:

    As someone who visits London a fair bit for work I actually think those figures are a lie, you hardly hear English spoken on the streets and at times it’s spot the white man.

    The only honkeys live in the posh parts of London which is where most BBC and Guardian journalists live naturally.

  72. 72
    Julius H. Marx, professionally known as "Groucho," says:

    A bit like “I don’t know what I’d do without you, but I’d rather”?

  73. 73
    Sir William W says:

    “Tory MPs savages” – Cameron

  74. 74
    Chris Huhne says:

    Carine wears one with me.

  75. 75
    Disillusioned says:

    I agree. I supported the coalition but now i think they can all go to hell. I think I will leave the country.

  76. 76
    Postal Voter says:

    The 10 year plan has been an outstanding success#Neathergate#

  77. 77
    Me old China says:

    Wanking is enshrined in the EU bill of human rights but frowned upon in the font.

  78. 78
    The Libor party says:

    Excellent ! See 76 below.

  79. 79
    Muzee says:

    You stupid ingerlish! You are now minority in your own capital! Soon we will dominate! And if anyone complains, our friends on the left will call it racism! We are winning, infidels! Death to the west, etc! Now, increase my benefits or I will kills you! Allah cackbar!

  80. 80
    Len McCluskey says:

    Ed offered up his sweet toosh to play hide the snake.

  81. 81
    Syme says:

    There is a word in Newspeak, ‘I don’t know whether you know it: duckspeak, to quack like a duck. It is one of those interesting words that have two contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it is abuse, applied to someone you agree with, it is praise.’

  82. 82
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Interesting that despite the decline of honkeys the British army canon fodder is still male white and working class. Not much call for multi cultural or gender equality when it means taking a bullet for your Country.

    Also on Sky News last night yet another white middle class female journalist was demanding ‘we’ (she means white males) do something about the killing in Syria.

    So here’s a thought, why don’t the newspapers who want yet another war get their female hacks to all join the army, they all seem to be the ones demanding action, so ladies over to you. I wonder how many of these women would be willing to send their son (or even better their daughter) to die in a pointless war?

    Of course a better idea would be to bring back conscription and make it a requirement for all males and females with no exceptions for the middle classes. You can bet if MP’s had to send their kids to these slaughter houses we wouldn’t be invading anyone.

  83. 83
    Really? says:

    The difference between Cameron’s ‘tories’ and Miliband’s Labour, is so infinitesimal, you could write down every single difference and Miliband would still have a blank sheet of paper.

  84. 84
    Patrick Moore says:

    The world ends on 21/12/12?

    It can’t end then.
    My yoghurts have a sell by date of Jan 3rd 2013.

  85. 85
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    I took a ride on the DLR from Island Gardens to The City. I couldn’t believe my eyes going through Wapping. All those blocks of flats between the railway and the Yuppies’ riverside warehouse conversions looked like some third world nightmare. This was 1988, halfway through the Dreadful Years, and since then their inhabitants have multiplied and multiplied.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    The census is based on households whose head filled in the form, not the increasing numbers who didn’t.

  87. 87
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    You should visit Reading; 70% foreign born, 25% chav born, 5% other.

  88. 88
    Frank's son says:

    They also want to do anything without us knowing about it!

  89. 89
    Really? says:

    Next to no energy is generated when they are working at maximum capacity either.

    The DECC define a household as four lightbulbs, when they present their calculations regarding how many ‘households’ will be powered by the useless eyesores.

  90. 90
    Immigrant, legal, eu, non-eu or otherwise says:

    Not our country mate, we just live here

  91. 91
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Well, why don’t they get the stilettos out, then?

  92. 92
    Dave's Pram says:

    Even I am voting UKIP.

  93. 93
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Where as, despite the figures, one can still play spot the non-white in Central Liverpool.

    By the way does the cast of Eastenders reflect the ethnic make-up of Londistan these days. I never watch the damn soap or Corrie for that matter.

  94. 94
    IMHO says:

    Can you get a shoplifting coat on E-bay?.

  95. 95
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    It’s been illegal in Russia since the death of Catherine the Great.

  96. 96
    Spirit of Enoch says:

    Cameron, Brown, Blair et alia — You have ruined the U.K.

    Only 45% of Londoners were recorded as White British in the 2011 Census.

    I hope you are ashamed. Alas, I have the horrible feeling that you see this disgrace as a success.

    All three of you are traitors.

  97. 97
    Edward Albee says:

    Life Imitates Art, about a decade on:,_or_Who_Is_Sylvia%3F

    Of course, I also wrote The Zoo Story, the last play to be banned by the Lord Chamberlain, as well as Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf. I’ve got animals on the brain, don’t I?

  98. 98
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Where’s Uncle Joe when you need him?

  99. 99
    National Socialist says:

    I bet there are favelas in London now.

  100. 100
    Synic says:

    She is similar to the bitches that gave white feathers to servicemen already injured or shell-shocked in the First World War.

  101. 101
    HenryV says:

    I suppose Dave will reply once he gets his fax from Brussels telling him what to say.

  102. 102
    OAP voting for ???? says:

    They could generate a lot from the methane that flows out of the Palace of Westminster.

  103. 103
    Really? says:

    We don’t, we have lots and lots of ornamental birdchoppers with most of the component parts supplied by India and China.
    Who while selling us this shite, are both busily building 1,200 coal fired power stations over the coming decade, to meet their projected energy demand for the next fifty years.

    Good eh?

  104. 104
    Selohesra says:

    4? my wife has 100+ blazing away most nights (and thats before her ridiculous Christmas illuminations)

  105. 105
    Engineer says:

    Look, Modern world, the In/Out referendum has nothing to do with gay weddings….

  106. 106
    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Seems the only way for the 44 percent is Essex. I’m sure the other one percent can afford Surrey.

  107. 107
    National Socialist says:

    As a matter of interest, if a m u s l i m arrives with half a dozen wives, do we in this country acknowledge their status, or do we tell him to divorce five of them?

  108. 108
    Syme says:

    Instead of Marriage it should be called Gayriage.
    Problem solved.

  109. 109
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    The current state of world debt via @Telegraph

  110. 110
    OAP voting for ???? says:

    Field Mouse shoe size would be too high.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP’s membership went over the 20000 mark today.

  112. 112
    AC1 says:

    Maria Miller! If I wasn’t a bum bandit I’d fuck her! Hates heteros, hates good looking people, hates goys with their quaint notions of Christian marriage ! What’s not to love!

  113. 113
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I don’t think Julia Hartley Brewer really gives a shit about the soldiers who would die, she was just bleating on about the “women and children”.

    Like women and children have a great time living in any Muslim Country, but it’s not our problem, but you can see Cam-mong getting pushed into yet another war. First it will be humanitarian help, then a few tanks and before you know it canon fodder galore.

  114. 114
    Syme says:

    I’ve never heard of the Church of Wales.
    Did Prince Charles approve the architect?

  115. 115
    Synic says:

    Syria is nothing to do with the U.K.

    Hague is a fool, posing impotently on the international stage.

    If foreigners want to have civil wars let them get on with it.

    Just don’t sell either side arms, unless of course it would affect jobs and hence votes in your constituencies.

  116. 116
    Census 2011 says:

    “We are being swamped by people who come here because we are a soft touch. I know people will say ‘racist, racist, racist’. We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from. Everything we do for them takes away from what we can do for ourselves.”

  117. 117
    Brown Wellington Boot Wearer says:

    My boots are too low for the Palace of Westminster.

  118. 118
    Engineer says:

    Don’t hold your breath. He’s postponed until next year his speech outlining what he proposes on repatriating powers from the EU.

    Dave, ignoring this problem won’t make it go away….

  119. 119
    Casual Observer says:

    The Conservative Party membership fell from 257000 in 2005, to 177000 in 2010

    Does anyone know what it is now, so that we can predict the 2015 figure?


  120. 120
    Ghost of WWII Soldier says:

    I died for this Country. Look what the politicians have done to it in the 60 years since.

  121. 121
    Britain the Ruined Country says:

    No – National Socialist – FYI said immigrant is given six free houses plus six seperate payments for said wives, offspring etc., plus all the other benefits he and they will stay on for the rest of their lives. Put nothing in to the system, take all they can out.

  122. 122
    Syme says:

    Yes. Search for “Shoplifting from American Apparel”.

  123. 123
    IMHO says:

    Estimated to be around 130,000 now but still in free-fall.

  124. 124
    Really? says:

    No favalas yet, but lots of no-go areas, specially at night.

  125. 125
    Bluto says:

    There’s a national socialist plonker like you commenting regularly on every single forum. A duty posting no doubt from the McBride II political machinery of spin, smears, lies and propaganda.

    The frequency and repetitive nature of your asinine posts make it clear that its a full-time occupation, probably taxpayer funded by another Labour scam.

  126. 126
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I love the way the BBC sneer at anyone who thinks mass immigration from eastern Europe is bad for the Country. But notice I’ve never seen or heard a single eastern European on the TV or radio who actually works for the BBC.

    Funny that.

  127. 127
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    come and try leicester 75% neanderthal 24% indolent and keith vaz

  128. 128
    Bluto says:

    Herman Goering was frothing like that in 1940. By 1945 most German cities resembled the surface of the moon thanks to the RAF. Don’t underestimate the English. They are slow to ignite but their heat and flame are fierce and filled with a terrible resolve.

  129. 129
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:

    we’re still growing

  130. 130
    Bluto says:

    Equality – I expect to see 50% of infantry in front-line action to be women soldiers. Harmon over to you.

    Oh, I see. You are only really interested in the cushy 50%.

  131. 131
    Oliver Cromwell says:

    For crying out loud – just how stupid are these Tory MPs. What is the point in writing to the complete moron running their party when it’s totally obvious that he is now a complete liability and un-electable. Just get rid him – or better still start defecting to UKIP and join a party with policies that reflect what ordinary people want.

  132. 132
    the dim foreign fuck with the cross eyes and gimpy leg says:

    becos we no speekie engleesh perhaps old chappie

  133. 133
    Bluto says:

    Of course they are happy at this success. It is a measure of their trendy, liberal white guilt being expunged, the tossers.

  134. 134
    Party Watch says:

    Lib Dems were at 48,934 towards end of 2011, Labour about 193k

    The decline in Tory membership is not compensated for by increase in membership of other parties – except maybe slightly UKIP. Possibly these lost memberships are due to supporters emigrating ?

  135. 135
    Party Watch says:

    No – you have essentially remained static from 2011, and have collapsed significantly from 405k back in 1997 – lowest was 2007 @ 176,891 – lowest in the parties history. Currently @ c. 193k – not a convincing increase, this site reported you had added only 39 new members in 2011.

  136. 136
    Nicked Parker says:

    His handler thinks he’s perfect PM material.

  137. 137
    sssh, dont mention the 29 kids killed by the rebels says:

    completely agree

  138. 138
    George Osborne says:

    and I wear one with Dave

  139. 139
    Hawk says:

    Syria has 2.5bn barrels of oil underground, and is good territory for bringing oil from Kurdistan over to med.

    Syria also host for last Russian med naval base at Tartus.

    Also would be very useful logistically for ground assault against Iran.

  140. 140
    HenryV says:

    2015 seems a long way away. Good thing the world is going to end of the 21st!

    Seriously we used to administer a quarter of the globe from London. And today’s HMG is basically saying it can’t run the country without outside help.

    Perhaps Dave should go to visit some of the EU trade delegations around the world to see if he can any staffed by flunkies without a German accent? Spineless twats.

  141. 141
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Everything about “palestinian culture” is about officially hating J*ws and wanting to wipe Israel off the map. No need to embrace that.

  142. 142
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour spokesperson says:

    it was 41 actually

  143. 143

    Well said Brian Binley!

  144. 144
    Fishy says:

    What’s Cameron got to do with it? Mass immigration was a Labour ploy. A grateful new population that would forever vote for them.

    That’s the three term Labour Party brought to you in 1997, courtesy of the Tory bastards: Gorman, Cash et al. People who wanted less Europe, less immigration etc etc. That worked out well!!!!

    Cameron should tell Binley to f*** off. Doesn’t the moron realise it’s not Tory members and supporters that will elect a Conservative government…IT’S THE PUBLIC. He’s a throw-back…things have moved on.

    About time someone insisted on a basic test of intelligence before people become MPs.

  145. 145
    National Socialism is specialized Socialism says:

    It would have been funnier if he hadn’t said that.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is anti-Tory, anti-British, anti-American, and anti anything which natural Conservatives care about. No decent Tory should vote for this man in 2015.

  147. 147
    Armchair General says:

    It’s a shit hole with neighbours. Well worth keeping out of.

  148. 148
    Nic Niewart says:

    Simple. Cameron Must Go.

  149. 149
    Party Watch says:

    I did mention the source, even the BBC reported 39, so must be true ;-)

  150. 150
    Handsome Dave says:

    Look if you had the chance of being PM, wouldn’t you do everything you could to stay in power? Including licking Nick Clegg and the Liedem’s arses and snivelling to the EU. Well there we are then.

  151. 151
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Surprised old Jimbo hasn’t offered that Tory decrease = Tory decease, or, since real Tories are all about 85 years old and senile, the fall-off is due to natural causes, as who besides an opportunist politician would want to sign up and join?

  152. 152
    50 Calibre says:

    Dave is becoming the best electoral asset that the shit faced Labour lot could have ever wished for. Time to make your plans to exit before Sharia law takes hold…

  153. 153
    Choices says:

    Get rid of Cameron now and the Tories have a slim chance of surviving.

    Fail to get rid of him and the Tories have a slim chance of surviving.

  154. 154
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Really? Have you heard Stephen Nolan or Alan Green? I can hardly make out a word they say their Irish accents are so strong.

    Plenty of Polish people speak very good English, just for some reason the BBC don’t want to employ them.

  155. 155
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Or Portsmouth, 70% chav born, 25% foreign born, 5% other. Boaz.

  156. 156
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    Cameron is one of my useful idiots

  157. 157
    Pain dans le fundament says:

    Roll on the EU referendum.

  158. 158
    Confused of CoE says:

    I’m a straight guy, but my boyfriend is gay.

    Can we get wed in a CoE Church?

  159. 159
    Mornington Crescent says:

    He ate all the pies, too.

  160. 160
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The only hope for the Tories would be if a large number of backbenchers ALL defected to UKIP right now, they would put the government into a minority and it would be unable to continue and give UKIP a large voice that even the BBC couldn’t ignore. Many of those Tories might lose their seat at the next election but I suspect a lot of them probably know they are stuffed anyway.

    Cameron is obsessed with pleasing the lefty BBC/Guardian reader types who are never going to vote for the Tories, but interestingly I think if UKIP could get its act together it might get votes in the north where a Tory would stand no chance.

    But it needs Tories to grow a pair and clear off, to be honest if they are so pissed off with Cameron they’ve got nothing to lose, staying with Cameron will destroy most of them at the next election.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Islam is about hate.

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    Sir Cachalot says:

    Can I change my name by deed poll ?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “The Zsa Zsa Gabor of the Valleys.” (c) Quentin Letts.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Mark Easton on the BBC claimed our immigration levels were on a par with France and Germany. Bird on C4 news said they were far higher than France or Germany.

    BBC spinning the story again?

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    Yeo Yeo Yeo Your Boat says:

    You are just not looking hard enough. I am sure that if you squint (OK, wait until morning when the sun comes out to do this) you will be able to see the signs of a dynamic new economy just over the horizon . In the meantime, wrap up warm and hope you don’t run out of old party poltical election leaflets to use when kindling a bonfire of your old furniture to keep warm.

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    Statements of Fact says:

    Fail to get rid of him and there is zero chance of the Tories winning in 2015. The Tory party will then implode.

    Cameron is an unmitigated weak meterosexual financially incompetent liability.

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    Hawk says:

    Agreed – just giving a snapshot of the + points for incursion.

    If government falls, the locals will turn properly on the foreign fighters: The ‘rebels’ are predominantly from Iraq and not welcome, but western backed.

    Once they are dealt with, the locals will turn on a dime against anyone who was previously helping them – eg. us.

    It is not ruled out completely that Russia will cede their interests despite the peace protestations from Moscow.

    If government is toppled, looks like state would be destroyed a la Iraq – would probably result in 5 years subsequent guerrilla conflict before fully stabilized.

    The economic and strategic advantages do outweigh humanitarian concerns though, so preparing for a quiet war.

    UK public opinion cannot be rallied, and the public will not tolerate the involvement of UK troops when they are on the receiving end of chemical weapon assault. Same deal in France – so this will come to pass in stealth as it has been thus far.

    (US warships dispatched to help with the recent issues in I.srael are now in the area)

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    Think it’ll be the voters savaging Blue Labour next.

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    Freya says:

    I wear one with Larry.

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    Anonymous says:

    no decent level-headed centre or right of centre should remotely consider voting Tory while Cameron is leader.

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    Hello Tat!

    How’s your mother?
    From all @ Get well soon!

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    It isn’t the military so get shot of them

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    Party Planner says:

    What are needed are far more engaygement parties and fake religious ceremonies, preferably in quaint old village churches where we can laugh at the former parishioners for being stupid breeders as we all pull up in our glittery stretched limos.

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    Prat heads everywhere says:

    Gay marriage is an afront to bisexuals. It forces a decision as polygany is illeagal. Another ill considered policy by an ill considered government. The european court of human rights will have a field day with this.

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    The BBC will cause severe mental illness says:

    Yes. The BBC lie, get over it ;-)

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    Ultra Lefty Mong says:

    And what about hermaphrodites ???? Damned discriminatory LGBT !

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    AGH!!! says:

    Don’t listen to Prat head he is just taking the piss.

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    A dead Pope says:

    The Poles know all about the communists. The BBC can’t fool them so easily.

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    David Cameron says:

    Fuck off AGH!!! you have no idea how upset I am by this.

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    One of the last parts of Londistan that is still overwhelmingly white.

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    Its amazing how thick politicians can be says:

    So why is he still leading the Tory party?

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    AGH!!! says:

    Oh god not you again Cameron. Get back in your box you wanker.

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    Enemy of the State says:

    There were NO good ones. Read:

    Genesis 18

    20 And the Lord said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous;

    21 I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.

    22 And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the Lord.

    23 And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the righteous with the wicked?

    24 Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?

    25 That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?

    26 And the Lord said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.

    27 And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord, which am but dust and ashes:

    28 Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.

    29 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty’s sake.

    30 And he said unto him, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.

    31 And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty’s sake.

    32 And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten’s sake.

    33 And the Lord went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.

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    Prat heads everywhere says:

    Ultra Lefty Mong your aren’t a lefty but just another neoliberal twat.

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    zzzzzz says:


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    David A. Evans says:

    Yes, they are human beings.
    I think you missed something in the definition of marriage though. The union of a MAN and a WOMAN in HOLY matrimony.
    Now I’m not religious but I think it’s a pretty big thing to start telling those that are what they can do.
    I suggest maybe the homosexuals, (I refute GAY as stealing a word I could use to describe myself,) could perhaps have a “social contract” giving the same rights.
    What do you mean, they do?

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Let’s hope so even though I will probably have kicked the bucket by the time it happens.

    I’ll be keeping an eye on events from down there though.

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    Ultra Lefty Mong says:

    I did forget to specify, Labour voting and fully signed up party member hermaphrodites. Still coming off my uncut high after successful campaigning with my comrades out in starbucks the other day.

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Refer to my earlier post about my trip on the DLR through Wapping in 1988. I thought at the time “where the hell have they all come from?”.

    We still another 9 miserable years ahead of us then.

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    Screw you Dave says:

    IMHO asks: Is Dave a closet commie?
    Answer: No just a fucking closet!

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors:

    It is essential to put a positive spin on census figures.
    Do not associate immigration explosion with Labour.
    Do not broadcast any interviews offering negative views on immigration and population growth.
    Speak in reassuring tone and say the situation is the same inother countries.
    Descibe London as an “international city” to hide the fact that white British are now a minority.
    Get that Easton bloke on. He’s good at telling lies without blushing.

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    I wonder what those still alive think. What do Londoners now in their 80’s or 90’s and still living there think?

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    The Pentagon says:

    It is not clear though if the system is transparent to infra red, so the ‘invisible’ Canadian army will still not be able to evade our drones, satellites and HellFire missiles.

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

    I wear two with Ed. He’s an arseole twice over.

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    nellnewman says:

    Mr Binley and Mr Brady = Good Lord they sound like characters out of a victorian novel!

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    Carey Grant says:

    I demand my right to marry both men and women simultaneously in the highest church in the land. In fact I demand that I be allowed to marry men, women and farmyard animals all together at the altar even if it’s really cramped. I also reserve my right to compensation at any moment if you refuse to do so.

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    Marriage Reformation Lobby says:

    The issue of inter-species marriage is being looked into:

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    Mustapha ben Effit says:

    I am lovings this country. Life much good here. Whys go back to own country where are no benefits.

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    I don’t think UKIP would do any good in our area when one thinks of the cash we’ve had from the EU.

    We don’t contribute, we are recipients.

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    Anonymous says:

    anger better than apathy, though without humanity can become …

    mid east is a troubled area. nothing humane possible. Doesn,t mean though that we should add.

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    Nigelforengland says:

    Vote UKIP, eventually we will get UKIP

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Being pro-Palestinian is a requirement of being a member of the Loony Left. Listen to what Owen Jones said on Question Time recently about poor Gaza. He must surely be aware that they would love to throw him off the mountain.

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    Nadine's left nipple says:

    A thieving tory bastard Councillor gets convicted of nicking £2,200 of our money whilst in public office and escapes jail .

    This is British justice in action for you .

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    Brian Binley = The Nasty Party in all it’s glory.

    Never heard of him till today.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I demand a day off from the Commons

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    Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    I will not allow this country to leave the EU and become another Norway. That would immediately close off all those cushy jobs for me and my cronies.

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    Anonymous says:

    For 140 or 200 odd conservative MPs who are strongly oppose to it, why don’t you all send the letters to 1922 committee and call a leadership election?

    I don’t support gay marriage but in this country marriage has become a joke, no commitment or faithfulness in a number of marriages. We also have loads of scam marriages for immigration.

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    Stick it up 'em...they won't like it! says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    Stick it up 'em....they won't like it! says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    Anonymous says:

    The question that needs to be asked is : why are Cameron and the other Tory modernisers so obsessed with pandering to the BBC/Guardian axis? Is it because they live in Notting Hill ? Or do they hope that somehow the BBC/Guardian types will then stop being nasty to the Tories ?

    If so, they are deluding themselves. All that is happening is that the current Tory leaders are alienating their own existing supporters, without gaining new ones. They merely incur contempt.

    Public-sector leftists are bound to go on defending their parasitic existence for as long as they continue to get handouts from the taxpayers. The only way to cure that is to abolish the TV Licence Fee for the BBC, and to end all government advertising in the Guardian.

    Parasites, by definition, cannot maintain themselves independently.

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    Stick it up 'em.....they won't like it! says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    Ernest Hummingway says:

    Did you see the same B/BC ‘news’ report I did, this eveni/ng? The one with some cr/etinous Ca/mbridge s*ocialis/t /m*ng lying that “all imm*gr/ation” has “always been bene/ficial” to Bri/tain?

    And the soc*alist mo*ron on the BBC didn’t question it for a second. Not even an “uhm..”

    Imm*gr/ants have dri/ven wa/ges lower, caused a hou/ing short/age (half of new-builds will be for imm*g/rant ve*rmin), increased youth unemplo/ment, they’ve f*cked the NHS, f*cked the ed/ucation sys/em, a/ccou/t for at least 1 in 7 of the pri*son po/pu*lation, and they’ve dri/ven the country to the point of b*nkr*pt cy paying for these for*eign paras*itic filt*h to be housed, fed, kept warm, or ‘accomm/odated’ at Her Majesty’s P/leasure (note: A/bu Q*a/tada moving into a new bigger house cour/tesy of the British taxpa/yer).

    And the right-on PC Labour-voting socia*list subhu*mans think all this is great.

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    Tobias Carvey says:

    it’s true

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    Living in 97.3 percent white Wirral says:

    The bird is Kathy Newman whom I quite like. So do many politicians. One can see the look on their faces which sort of says “Core, I’d like to etc. etc.”.

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    The Goy David says:

    I’m no ordinary useful idiot…I’m a very useful idiot!

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    And there was I thinking London was an English city.

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    Stick it up 'em.....they won't like it! says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    The real power in the world says:

    The Drone + HellFire is a very civilized and cost efficient solution which removes problems without adding.

    Controlled by an operative who thinks he is playing a video game in Missouri, or just pre-programmed with coordinates for a specific place and time, it is impersonal and guaranteed to remove problems with full reconnaissance.

    Plausible deniability not guaranteed, but all negative emotions otherwise associated with many imperial missions removed.

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    Stick it up 'em......they won't like it! says:

    Vote UKIP!

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    National Socialist says:

    None of you mention the other idiot at number 11.

    He’s as much a bogeyman to the Tories as Scameron

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    Go Dave. Go NOW. Go to NEW LABOUR where your heart is. says:

    As Dave is not a tory it is hardly surprising that a tory MP has attacked him.

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    The Treacherous Tosspot in No 10, recording his Winterval Message to his Parteeh says:

    Hi!!! I know that many of you feel betrayed, let down, neglected, – even ignored!

    But hey! That’s the kind of arsehole I am – just like Tone!

    Some people say I’m morphing into Tone – and who am I to object?

    Anyway, – Tough Titty!!! – as common people say – if you don’t like what I’m doing – or not!

    Must fly -

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Yes Harperson was quick to moan when such important things like BBC Sports twat of the year had no ‘gels’ in it last year, but she never seems to be bothered about the 99.5% male casualty rate for the army!!

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    53 years!?! Shove him out to pasture Dave Cee – we do things differently now. A vid clip for him, from his seventies, when he was in his thirties,

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    Dickens says:

    Now there’s a idea for my next booky-wooky.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:


    “The only way to cure that is to abolish the TV Licence Fee for the BBC”

    This is why I’m starting to view Margaret Thatcher as a quaint old 1970s Leftie. She seemed Right-wing in her day (back when the Bay City Rollers were regarded as ‘hip’), but she failed to sell-off the BBC, or abolish the National Death Service, privatise the non-education system or abolish the soviet-era welfare state. And she didn’t destroy the civil service and scrap all the quangos.

    We need a 21st-Century Conservative PM. And that sure as Hell isn’t Heir-to-Blair Cameron.

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Furthermore, Polish ladies ain’t bad either – mmmm,

    More tea Vicar?

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    Gordons curse says:


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    Labour's Margaret "Wibble" Moran says:

    Did he use my excuse? To get away with stealing £53,000? Whilst in public office?

    Did he?

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    Perhaps someone can help me here, as I understand it, the fastest growing section of our now multicultural society, has a culture that says, sex between a man & an animal is acceptable but sex between a man and a man is not, however our governments have decided that sex between a man and a man is OK but between a man and a animal is not.
    Sounds like a future collision course to me.

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    Jethro's Aunty from Tremethick Cross says:

    That’s what we Wimmin Priests are for!

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    Steve N Potter says:

    Too cornery for my taste.

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    “our prospects for victory in 2015″

    HA-HA-HA! The old boy’s a fool. Tory victory in 2015? NURSE!, put him in the same ward as Thatch, and let them both count their marbles with each other.

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    Jaded Jean says:

    Would I like to see Britain become a N a z i state where children are gassed, babies cut up alive for experiments and gays sterilised etc? Would I like to see ‘naughty’ adolescents cruelly locked away in the GULAG to rot (crime peaks at 19 and is mainly male)?

    This is what we are being fed about Islam, propaganda. It is because Islam opposes a) J e wish economic anarchism and b) J e wish Zionism.

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    Jaded Jean says:

    People in the West are being made piggies in the middle or footsoldiers for the Neocon/Z i o nist agenda. Can you see how?

    Have you noticed how ‘the war on terror’ and the dire Islamic threat dissolved very quickly a while back? That’s the media that is, just like Bird Flu, Swine Flu, Gloabl Warming etc…

    There is an immigration problem (just as there is a white underclass problem), but it has nothing to do with Islam, race or skin colour. It has to do with lowish genetic ability and high birth rates in that demographic. They present a credit risk which can’t easily be securitised away.

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    Centre Parting says:

    Rioting over Union Flag in Northern Ireland – not long till we fel the same.

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    Stick it up 'em......they won't like it! says:

    I think you’ve got piles!

    There’s only one way to cure those…vote UKIP!

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    Ultra says:

    Be great to become another Norway – preferably with another Breivik

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    I think muddling up an in/out referendum and gay “marriage” is just an amusing prank.

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    Stick it up 'em......they won't like it! says:

    But the BBC is a Libertarian entity you feckin’ dimwit!

    Only today on R4 Mark Urban was spinning the virtues of our now mixed race society.

    You’re just another feckin’ troll on here.

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    blic says:


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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    even furthermore, Brian B,

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:


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    blic says:

    Nawf London

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    Jaded Jean says:

    What Brevik failed to recognise is that it’s the Z i o nist hand behind the the rampant immigration in the west that is resulting in the ethnic cleansing and dysgenisis of the indiginous populations.

    He basically only attacked the useful idiots that he identified as leftist socialist quislings. What he failed to realise is that the very same quislings have also entered the so called right (think libertarianism) and whom may be behind them.

    Just think who was behind Thatcher…no it wasn’t the likes of the dimwitted Tebbit etc it was the dvevious z i o loon Keith Joseph. Thatcher was had.

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    Quite so says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t vote at all!
    Don’t give them what they think is a mandate to rule over you, lowly pleb.

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    They’ve got their own flag, even if it is slightly bizarre,

    They just need to calm down, as I have been saying for fifty years of my life…

    Anyway, how will that union jack look soon without that nice blue in it, ey? Answer me that one, you nothern prot micks?

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    Bluto says:

    I watched the BBC news – it was pure propaganda. Like something from the USSR.

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    blic says:

    Trying to find the mod trigger. bus. son-in law. spot

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    >The ‘rebels’ are predominantly from Iraq and not welcome, but western backed.

    No Saudi backed and from Sunni areas.

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    Eeyore says:

    ‘Vote UKIP, destroy Tories’?????????

    The Tories as we knew them have been destroyed, to all intents and purposes, by one who styled himself ‘heir to Blair’. What has to be done now is to dispose of the carcase and reinvent Conservatism. This will take some time, but it can be done.

    Vote UKIP at the next GE, ensuring the Tories lose, which brings about the downfall of the entire Cameronian faction. NuLab takes over, possibly in coalition with the LibDems, but probably not as they’ll be wiped out.

    The Tories take three years to sort themselves out and bring in REAL Conservatives to run the show. They produce a convincing manifesto and sell it effectively over the following two years. That brings about a Tory majority – which will be needed in order to take the strong measures necessary to dig us out of the (further) mess NuLab will have made.

    Alternatively, UKIP win the next GE and sort the country out anyway, without the disagreeable intervention of a NuLab govt….but I don’t think it’s likely.

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    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    Yes of course you are, my poshboy homo friend

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    Slide 9 is the most awful. Every country is doing exactly the wrong things (if they actually had the peoples interests at heart).

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    Tachybaptus says:
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    Margaret Moran says:

    Hola! from my Spanish villa. I like to come here when I’ve got depression.

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    ok prots, a song for you lot, to say I didn’t mean it really, maybe, calling you micks…

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    >Cameron is obsessed with pleasing the lefty BBC/Guardian reader types who are never going to vote for the Tories

    There aren’t many of them either! look at the sales figures for the grauniad, v any right wing paper.

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    ROFL says:

    Can you see who it is yet?

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says: ===> that way.

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    BBC comrades says:

    Ssssh you’ll give the game away before we have a chance to install our new socialist utopia branch of the BEEBEUSSR.

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    This Fat'un says:

    Under my watch the BBC will be as fair,unbiased and trustworthy as it has always been.

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    blic says:

    Better, much better.

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    CarryHole is a Complete Hunt says:

    Brevik, Norway’s Nelson Mandela.

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    Engineer says:


  268. 268
    Nelson Mandela says:

    Mandela ale. Get it down your neck.

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    Engineer says:

    He needs to be careful with these pranks. Somebody could do something drastic.

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    The Labour Party says:

    It goes to show how out of touch the Tories are.

    We’re loving every minute.

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    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Patrick, no wonder you checkedout buddy, you shithouse. So you spotted that asteroid with our name on it – it will be better than a pearled necklace around some son, sorry, sun – not to be missed, as we disappear off the face of the Galaxy, screaming.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    If the world ends – should we not know if it is going to be during British Standard Time (BST), Euro time (ET!!!), West coast or East coast USA time, The Internationale’s [Secretly agreed] dateline time or is it going to end 24 times around the world? Dumb Suckers.

  273. 273
    Beast says:

    A “Conservative” party run by sodomites (the wrong kind) and coke heads
    And two other parties run by the same types
    Why Bother??

    Best just to leave and move to Africa, they can have this shithole and we can have all that fertile land and minerals
    They can have this dump and get the begging bowl out when they turn it into an arid desert
    I bet the fuckers even manage to have a drought in Manchester

  274. 274
    Knob in Number 10 says:

    I would just like to ask one question. Why would we want to become like Norway or Switzerland?

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    Seems gay marriage is the only thing Cameron believe in.

    If letting gays to marry is to give them equal rights, then what is the point in banning English and Wales Church and giving other religions the opt-out?

    So what is the difference between civil partnership and gay marriage? For me, it looks the same.

  276. 276
    Gordon Brown says:

    Och, you can have some of my wee pills, sonny. It makes everything feel so much better.

  277. 277
    Living in 97.7 percent white North Wales says:

    It is so satisfying to see the Tory party implode. Heir to Blair? Not even in the same league.

  278. 278
    blic says:

    blic says:
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  279. 279
    Living in 97.7 percent white North Wales says:

    Too right. I’m off to Nigeria.

  280. 280
    Concerned Doctor says:

    Are you sure you you have taken your medication tonight Jean?

  281. 281
    Sheepy Shagger in Deep Wales says:

    Oh yes please

    I have been shagging my sheep for years

    A good mariage would officialise it

  282. 282
    He who no longer posts says:

    What you meant to post was too big for the space anyway but as a public service:

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  283. 283
    Robert Mugabe says:

    Africa is a great place to live. It has been very good to me.

  284. 284
    Anonymous says:

    You have to wonder about the census people and their ideas of graphics. I suppose it was fine when the minority religions were at knee level.
    Also as some one colour blind I really wish they would use patterns or numbers, and colours.

  285. 285
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    It will strike on greenwich mean time meridian, nought degrees, in the middle – OH JEEZUZ!

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:



    is there a conspiracy against us?

  287. 287
    Living in 97.7 percent white North Wales says:

    It’s The Church IN Wales.

  288. 288
    Saffron says:

    Compliments of D/Telegraph Expenses Files.
    Mr B Binley elected 2005 majority 4419.
    Claimed 57K in rent for flat in central london.
    He has also claimed more than £12,500 for food over 4 years.
    Conservative values you can’t beat em!.
    I have voted for them in the past,but UKIP for me from now on and that goes for the other two dickhead parties as well.
    This country is now a feckin lost cause due to the morons who have run it and this present shower of shite.
    Census figures today are apalling,what the hell have we become when in large area’s it’s spot the natives.
    Re the British Bullshit Corporation,their total left wing bias is painful to watch
    However I for one has got rid of my contribution to this illegal tax and good riddance.

  289. 289
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Eeyore – you fall into a ‘en.trap’ by suckcumbing to that Labour will win the next election.

    All three – major political parties are toast – the whole political system in the UK is totally and utterley beyond redemption – they are ‘all fucked together’ – they all sing from the same hymn sheet – contrary to the will of the people and “English Law”.

    There used to be in many older dictionaries refs to Conservative Christians and even Conseravtive Judaism.

    A couple of years prior to the reign of terror a plan had been hatched to infiltrate the Tory party – with many ‘younger turks’ (Dumb and deluded young uns {out of uni and looking for a jobby!!??} – Turkeys who actually would vote for Christmas given a choice or a carrot!)

    Stop falling into the trap of that we ‘have to’ vote for one or t’other – it is all one big duplicitous lie – and of course the MSM have to live the lie too ‘cos they’ve been promoting it for decades too.

    Enough for now.

  290. 290
    Beast says:

    Be wealthy
    Own guns
    Be free to make your own laws
    Tell muzzies no more Minarets
    Dont allow your contry to be blighted with bird munchers
    Dont have lots of young men and women coming home in boxes
    Have a decent health service and education system
    Apart from that why indeed

  291. 291
    Living in 97.7 percent white North Wales says:

    You’re going to be getting Scum Villages soon aren’t you, like those portrayed in the Homebase adverts.


  292. 292
    Living in 97.7 percent white North Wales says:

    Still spending millions washing off the paan?

  293. 293
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Greenland I advise. Though not many corner shops there yet in their melting place. Disappear permafrost city it is, I have heard, but will ne good for spuds,

    Cheap land too, if you get there quick.

  294. 294
    Ctesibius says:

    Here’s something which is puzzling me about gay marriage. If two people of the same sex have become partners in a Civil Partnership, but then decide they want to marry, will they have to end their Civil Partnership first before they can marry?

    The government’s website on the subject describes the process of ending a Civil Partnership as a divorce. So will these people have to get divorced before they can marry?

  295. 295
    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Con” = Conservative. New Labour = New LA/Bourgoise.

    LibDem = Run with any of the bent other two to save face.

  296. 296
    Ed Chosen Milliband and he lacks a foreskin to prove it says:

    Its my turn next
    I’m the heir to Cameron and you plebs will like it or shove it

  297. 297
    Pansy Potter says:

    I am and I would she may be a dyke? How many dykes and brownhatters are there in this Sodomite Government

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    if all we can see are inconsistencies then we cannot see the agenda.
    we need to become scientific about this.

  299. 299
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And all three parties ‘across the board’ – Infested with dirty, despicable and duplicitous rhetorical jargon using lawyers!

    work it out JFHC ffs suckers.

  300. 300
    Beast of law says:

    They could legalise Bi-Gamy
    You get to marry a man and a woman at the same time
    Sort of like Chris Huhne did

  301. 301
    Think of it as more room in the DNA bath says:

    Can’t you just think of it as tax codes being joined together.

  302. 302
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    The Tone fucks Dave Cee – Dave is a batty boy,

  303. 303
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And don’t forget the “disproportionate” number of homosexuals who ‘have become MP’s’ who have IGNORED the will of their constituents ….

    e.g. Conor Burns

  304. 304
    Wild Bill says:

    Wind is presently filling an insignificant 0.7% of UK demand.

  305. 305
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    what is this really all about?

  306. 306
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real laugh of it all is that every local and national newspaper for that matter [are they suborned to the EU monster too?] – are so fukcing desperate to sell the ‘hoax’ that they have HAD TO resort [e.g. Bournemouth / Poole pun intended] to – but they …. ‘look nice’.

    How fcUKing sad is that?

  307. 307
    Confused Julian says:

    Let me get this straight ( as a figure of speech, I mean).

    Under the Goverment’s consultation if my fiance Dave is a naughty boy and commits adultery with one of those wimmin things after our gay marriage, then I will be able to divorce him.

    However, if he goes cottaging again, or if he let’s Gideon or Boris up his arse, then it’s not adultery because they are the same sex as him.

    So this gay marriage legislation won’t give me full conjugal rights at all. Will I be able to take the problem to the european Court of Human Rights?

  308. 308
    Blowing Whistles says:

    About the same percentage [less] of the wind and ‘hot air’ produced by the 1 to 2 percent of the population of the country who are homosexuals who are insignificant too.

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron and Osborne are destroying the Tory Party – by design!

  310. 310
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:


  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is progressively destroying all sectors of Tory support.

  312. 312
    Casual Observer says:

    Pity they didn’t cut off your schnozz and ears as well whilst they were hacking off your other appendage.

    Seriously, why do so many religious nutters insist on mutilating both boys and girls?

    They are peedo perverts the lot of them.

  313. 313
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just don’t tell the PMongrels across the political divides in Parliament – that they’ve all been taken for a big fat fcUKing ride – Oh dearie me – nooh, nooh, nooh … we can’t have Parliament being shown to have been taken for a fcUKing ride can we now what ho … jeeves! what about our worldwide probity and the illusion we’ve built up over the reign of terror and a few others?

  314. 314
    Its amazing how thick politicians can be says:

    Civil partnerships take place in town halls and such like.

    Attempts to have a marriage ceremony in a church between two men or two women would defile the sanctity of the building for many Christians who believe in such matters would and in effect render the building deconsecrated. It would also be very very provocative behaviour and distressing – a bit like someone tossing a pig into a mosque.

    The two things are not the same in their effect on third parties.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    Even the hideous Villiers woman thinks it is offensive to fly the Union Flag.

  316. 316
    Hawk says:

    Iraq is Sunni and Syria is majority the same. Remember also, first casualty of war is truth – so best to look through the older archives.

    Boston Globe published recently on this.

    Stop and think about the Saudi theory: Why would the kingdom want to pay to de-stabilise Syria, and even if they did provide $, who are actually selling the weapons ? Then reassess how you consider ‘backed’ :-)

  317. 317
    David Camertoad of Camertoad Hall says:

    This season I’ll be mostly raising taxes and then giving the money away to whatever country on the map my dart hits.

  318. 318
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron Out! Osborne Out! Tories Out! Who will save Britain?

  319. 319
    Gay Dave says:

    Civil Partnerships are different from Same Sex Marriages.

    Therefore surely I can stay in my existing Civil Partnership with Liam when he marries Adam, and then we can all three live happily ever after.

  320. 320
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And what’s he got to say about FTAC’s attack dogs – Barnet, Enfield & Haringay ??? [You didn’t bribe the cops now did you?]

  321. 321
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    Dave is simply simply marvellous. He has looked after me and he will look after Maria as well, because she is also simply simply marvellous. Together we will get rid of the nasty party.

  322. 322
    Its amazing how thick politicians can be says:

    I bet it is less than that. The air is not moving at all where I am. We are enveloped in freezing fog.

  323. 323
    Bogeyman says:

    The Graun’s coverage of the census is interesting.

    They are cumming in bucketloads at news that Christianity is on the decline (“only” 59% declared themselves Christian) and Islam is on the rise, yet not a word about the most startling fact of all – that British whites are now a minority in London.

    What a pathetic fuckin rag that is.

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    You certainly will – maybe it will become the pasty party instead.

  325. 325
    The Millenium Bug says:

    This is unprecedented. Someone should launch an independent judge-led inquiry.

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Gay marriage is also going to take place in town halls and such like. Legal right and obligations will be same as well. So why is Cameron wasting his and others time?

    Would it be like EU, if one church, mosque, temple, etc opt in it cannot opt out latter?

  327. 327
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron cannot be trusted on anything.

  328. 328
    Jane Austen says:

    Or a Regency romance.
    Actually, I prefer “Bingley,” but then again, I might be prejudiced.

  329. 329
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Northanpton Tigers rugger side – what a shower of tory shite, Brian.

    And have you had your shirt collar measured lately?

  330. 330
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    Dontcha love our green energy policies ?

  331. 331
    cam says:

    There are some things one can say with certainty:

    1) The tories will do worse at the next election than they did in the last – and the last one lead to a coalition

    2) The turn-out at the next election will be lower than the last

    3) People are not interested in overturning thousands of years of marriage for a tiny percent of gayers

    4) People are concerned about being in the EU

    There seems to be no good reason even for tories to vote tory.

  332. 332
    Political Scientist says:

    Whistles is correct. The current three mainstream have sold out to support the radical centrist doctrine which is proving to be their downfall. The dialectical trap should not be entered further otherwise we shall be in for at least 60 years of hell like our old buddy’s in the USSR endured.

    Many people across the EU are also reacting to this – so if you do not like what is happening, you are by no means alone.

    If this is not corrected democratically then the only other means to correction involve unpleasantness. However, the state will killed a large %’age of the population in order to try and fully coerce society to fit the new mold permanently if something isn’t done fairly soon.

    Responding to the suggestion as to who should win is admitting defeat. The left have been playing these mind games for a while, so should be easy to spot.

    Much more healthy to keep a clear open mind and think about what you want represented, how to go about getting that, and then doing something about it. The vote is one tool, direct contact with MP and petition of government is another. The other methods should be kept in reserve but not forgotten.

  333. 333
    ich bin ein pleb says:

    There are some things one can say with certainty:

    1) The tories will do worse at the next election than they did in the last – and the last one lead to a coalition

    2) The turn-out at the next election will be lower than the last

    3) People are not interested in overturning thousands of years of marriage for a tiny percent of gayers

    4) People are concerned about being in the EU

    There seems to be no good reason even for tories to vote tory.

  334. 334
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I agree with you Mr Binley but why don’t you do something about it before it becomes too late. Take whatever steps are necessary to get him replaced. I speak as one who has been a Conservative voter, supporter and activist in every general election since 1945. I will never vote Conservative again while David Cameron leads the party.

  335. 335
    Casual Observer says:

    It is interesting just how easily the tail wags the dog, isn’t it ?

  336. 336
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, fuck me if it doesn’t look like Arabic for about a half-second.

  337. 337
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Reeves Corner in Croydon will start selling triple beds soon then.

    What? burnt down? when?

    Why? ah-ha!

  338. 338
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    5) The Tories are failing to eliminate the Deficit by 2015, as promised. They are fucking about with a few pretend cuts, many of which are merely the partial reduction of previously budgetted increases

  339. 339
    The Giant's Causeway says:

    That really is tedious and clumsy

  340. 340
    Commodity Watcher says:

    Not sure why – unless rumors of currency devaluation next year are correct, or perhaps the Enronesque aspects of the energy bill are being front run.

    FYI: Nat Gas is down, Oil is only $85bbl.

  341. 341
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Vote Ukip or Labour, the outcome will be the same.

  342. 342
    Anonymous says:

    absolutely so

  343. 343
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    6. The torys have been taking lessons from Derren Brown, but they are failing.

  344. 344
    albacore says:

    Shush! The Tories have twigged something’s not quite right
    Don’t give the poor sods an even bigger fright
    A lame duck in the hand’s worth two in the bush
    Who could replace Dave if they gave him the push?

  345. 345
    Aelred says:

    47% in London are white Brits was the figure I heard on R4.


  346. 346
    Anonymous says:

    I agree. I think I must be much younger than you but have been a dedicated lifelong tory activist. There is absolutely no good reason for tories to vote tory.

  347. 347
    Nostradamarse says:

    Just like Westminster in the Great Riot of 2019, after the New New Liebour Government had caused the total economic collapse of England ( the Scots having fucked off previously)

  348. 348
    The second time as farce says:

    He’s already blathering on about chemical weaponds- this time in Syria. Let’s all say no this time.

  349. 349
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    Dave is simply simply the best Tory leader – EVER.

  350. 350
    Multiculture Check says:

    The marriage above was a Hindu affair, and really a special case based on superstition in a village. Hindu’s are actually quite androgynous when it come to private matters of the flesh, but prefer not to be public about it.

    The above ceremony had nothing to do with Islam.

    To your point though, there is a collision course between same sex and Islamic beliefs though. Hell will likely freeze over before you see an islamic same sex union officially performed.

  351. 351
    The wizz says:

    If so, how?

  352. 352
    Casual Observer says:

    Once a lying cnut, always a lying cnut.

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron`s big Euro-speech next week will expose the true extent of his political wriggling.

  354. 354
    The Libor party says:

    Hear, hear !

  355. 355
    Synic says:

    Voted Tory or Limpdum or Liebour — the result is the same NOW — a fucking disaster

  356. 356
    Aelred says:

    Vote UKIP and at least you vote fore what you believe in.

    Labour are pretty much the same as these tory arsebandits anyway.

  357. 357
    Nostradamus says:

    I am less sure than you that there will be a next election. The country seems to be on a road to something really very nasty indeed. Never underestimate how fucking fast things can unravel with a pair of bickering incompetants at the helm.

  358. 358
    well who would have guessed says:

    You would have thought the House of crime, would have taken a bit of notice when people started to call it Londonistan about 5 years ago and even earlier, all MPs are racist, they have never given a thought about the damage they have done to the English race, in their quest for racial equality.

  359. 359
    Lightbulb says:

    The daily mail is for people who like to be scared shitless every few days.

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, ukip will be the solution. LOL

  361. 361
    HenryV says:

    Are sure we should be calling him or her Cameron then?

  362. 362
    Bogeyman says:

    45% actually. This assumes everyone living under the radar is accounted for. By which I am not suggesting for a minute that any non-indigenous persons are failing to declare their presence.

  363. 363
    Aelred says:

    Whistles has not got a clue and obviously neither have you, probably coz you’re both a couple of throwback Trots or neo-bollocky-anarcho-gayists or some such bollox.

  364. 364
    The cast-iron public says:

    We know already. He’s a liar. All the rest is taradiddle.

  365. 365
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Song from my welsh then buddy, and you can stick your NI Giant Causeway right up your jacksee,

    And yes, here great grand da was oirish, and so her surname. But seven eighths welsh though.

  366. 366
    Tachybaptus says:

    In these dark times there is much to be scared shitless about.

  367. 367
    well who would have guessed says:

    To the public it will be Blah blah blah blah, to his EU masters it will be how high sir.

  368. 368
    There is method says:

    They did. Why do you think Tommy Robinson is currently in prison awaiting trial?

  369. 369
    HenryV says:

    You forgot,

    Integrated transport system
    Chocolate, cheese, bobsleigh.
    And own guns (yes I know you said it already but that’s my favourite part. Now where is 7.5×55mm Schmidt Rubin?)

  370. 370
    La la la says:

    That’ll be the Rolex effect

  371. 371
    The wizz says:

    @IMHO, I don’t Think It is TM, I think it that ‘dogs breakfast’ was of CMD’s Instigation. Only heaven knows why!

  372. 372
    Anonymous says:

    left all heart, right achievement.
    we need both.
    left and right are not the issue.
    the issue is who has power and who does not.
    a paywall is being built.
    separating those without burden from those with burden.
    ——be part of the do less society——
    ——leading a burdensome life requires your compliance.
    …… have free will.
    use it.

  373. 373
    BOB coCROWch says:

    The pikchers are nice in the dayly mirror.

  374. 374
    Reality Check says:

    Why was Cameron trying to defend closed courts again today ? Other than giving Sharmi Kebaby air time, is he really trying to win some sort of award for crimes against open society ?

  375. 375
    Tachybaptus says:

    I know a lame duck, whom I visit each day.
    Is he better than Dave? Yes, by a long way.
    As I feed him a piece of digestive biscuit,
    ‘Elect me!’ he quacks. I think I would risk it.

  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    There will be new cast iron guarantees but nobody will believe them. With Cameron we are on the slippery road to destruction.

  377. 377
    harriet h says:

    See how long you stay 99% white once the komrades win the next election boyo.

  378. 378
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Where’s Glenda these days Wirral? Haven’t seen her in the House lately with her Hampstead Teeth,

  379. 379
    Ed Balls MP says:

    I keep telling you, just ‘coz somebody has a fascination with Nazi uniforms doesn’t make him a bad person. Ian Brady’s hobby had nothing to do with that Hindley bint and him offing those kids– nothing, do you hear? He was a perv, plain and simple. A WWII anorak also, maybe, but a perv for sure, and what’s one to do with the other? Now be quiet and we’ll say no more about it, there’s a good lad…

  380. 380
    The wizz says:

    Get a life. That must be more asinine than your previous postings, and thats saying something about your mentality.

  381. 381
    harriet h says:

    You seem to be confused about whether you are a gay or whether you are a homophobe.

    Perhaps you’re just a fuckwit Trot.

  382. 382
    The elephant in the room says:

    What they fail to mention is how much fossil fuel is required to keep the turbines running.

  383. 383
    patel says:

    i am liking your money but i am not liking fighting

  384. 384
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Our plan for a global marxist government is going to plan very well.

  385. 385
    Brits says:

    @Fishy “What’s Cameron got to do with it?”

    Has Cameron

    a) Made the situation better
    b) Left the situation the same
    c) Let the situation get worse

    The answer is (c). See?

  386. 386
    I'm a Polish Landanher and I can plumb, ladies says:

    Let’s all vote SNP – that’ll fuck up Westminster good and proper. And Alex Salmond will come in his pants, which would be nice to see,

    Furthermore, for Alex seconds,

  387. 387
    The elephant in the room says:

    The thing to fear is fear itself.

    Fear makes you submissive, and then the battle is lost before it has been fought.

    This is part of the strategy against you.

  388. 388
    Political Scientist says:

    It appears to be, but there are flaws.

    Hubris is the weakness of the powerful, nemesis the saviour of the meek.

  389. 389
    JH234634216 says:

    London is heading for a ‘Detroit’ moment, where some major raci*l conflagration (or a steadily increasing number of assaults on wh*tes) causes the few remaining palefaces to flee to the suburbs, leaving the centre to rot for decades.

    People will still scuttle in and out to reach the square mile but London’s time as a major ‘cultural’ (in the good sense of the word) centre will come to an end once the middle classes start to really ‘get their noses rubbed in it’.

    Lefties will of course froth that this is all down to ‘racism’, even as they pack their own bags.

  390. 390
    HenryV says:

    I have got 3 awaiting moderation.

  391. 391
    Geordies are Geordies are Geordies, whatever shade. says:

    Why don’t online sites just have simple ads, like in the very old days, like “But Beer” and “Smoke Tabs” and “Omo washes Greyer than Grey”, etc. Instead of these tv like ads that never work?

  392. 392
    Fishy says:

    More breath-taking Labour deviousness regarding errors at Northern Crock. Errors that are about to cost the taxpayer £250m

    The DT reports…’Labour suggested that Mr Osborne had tried to “slip out” details of the error by choosing to reveal them in a written statement to Parliament.’

    The errors occurred in 2008. More crap that took place during Labour’s time. They now point the finger at the Tories.

    Add it to the list of disasters that Labour left and are allowed to get away with by blaming others.

    The Huge Deficit and Debt Mountain (There’s no money left)
    NHS Deaths
    NHS Inefficiency
    Plummeting Education Standards
    Housing Crisis
    Loss of National Sovereignty
    Increased EU Contributions / Surrender of the rebate
    The Lisbon Treaty Betrayal
    Border Agency Failures
    Abu Hamza and Friends
    Failure tackle known Motorman abuses
    The Rail Fare escalator
    The Fuel escalator
    25% Currency devaluation (and its impact on wholesale gas prices)
    Failure to set a defence budget
    2 Effin’ big aircraft carriers (HMS Gordon Brown)
    Benefit Dependency / The Client State
    A monstrous and unproductive public sector
    Failed Financial Services Regulation
    LIBOR Rigging
    Balls’ Structural Deficit
    Rigged Constituency Boundaries
    Politicised Civil Service
    Out-of-control BBC
    Failure to establish and Energy Policy
    Failure of Green Policies
    Youth Unemployment (1m +)
    Diversity Impact Assessments
    Rubbish Employment Regulation
    Brown’s Gold Sell-off
    Destruction of our Pensions
    (feel free to add to the list)

    No wonder the Tories have had a lot on their plate and have had to deal with this lot with one hand tied behind their back (with the drag anchor that is the Lib Dems).

    I’m beginning to think that the last election was one it would have been better for Cameron to lose.

    Binley needs to think on. Does he want more of the same. He needs to set his sights on the incompetence that was / is Labour. He and UKIP will deliver only one thing: Miliband

  393. 393
    Geordies are Geordies are Geordies, whatever shade. says:

    “Buy Beer” even, and “Catch a train, it is quicker than walking”, too. Like Viz always advertised.

  394. 394
    Historian says:

    I do not think that would apply to London, but there are a couple of other cities around the country which are on that path for sure, or have quietly already gone through this. For the real Detroit experience you need the sudden change in racial profile combined with a massive fiscal hit. Central government have papered over those cracks here thus far.

  395. 395
    Alan B'Stard MP says:

    It would have been better for the Tories to win last time so Labour could carry the can. They picked up the poisoned chalice of Brown, and are now suffering.

  396. 396
    Geordies are Geordies are Geordies, whatever shade. says:

    good gawd – it’s true, and there was me trying to take the pizzle out of Omo! linky,

  397. 397
    Alan B'Stard MP says:

    Not win of course… Piers !

  398. 398
    Geordies are Geordies are Geordies, whatever shade. says:

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    In terms of issues that mattered deeply, once there was the EU, and then all else (incl. the debt and PSBR). Now there is marriage (and Democracy), then the EU (and national sovereignty), and then all else.

    I don’t think Cameron and Osborne realise just how deeply millions of people feel on this issue (especially stakeholders i.e. those married with children/grandchildren). Over 12 million families are headed by a married couple.

    I still know loads of people (many of them large families) who haven’t darkened the door of a Tesco’s since Nov 11, when they announced their ill-fated sponsorship of International Gay Pride in London. Tesco’s hasn’t been doing so well since then.

    Cameron has no mandate for this whatsoever, and any MP who values democracy should vote against this bill on this principle alone. If Labour or the LibDems apply a whip, it proves conclusively how they would govern in 2015. Wouldn’t be surprised if Miliband and Clegg just put on a uniform on that day and goose-stepped into Commons. (Have assumed the Bullingdon old boys’ network already goose-step around the Cabinet meeting room). MPs tried to rebuild trust after the expenses scandal. After this travesty in due democratic process on such a historic issue, and following the sham ‘consultation-that-wasn’t’, every parties manifesto would be utterly worthless.

  400. 400
    Geordies are Geordies are Geordies, whatever shade. says:

    Only have riots under a tory government pal. As like England only win World Cups under a Labour government as in 1966, and in 2003 with their posho rugger. And we managed to get the Olympics for 1948 and 2012, wind taken out of our sails by Cameron in 2012, as if he organised it all on his own, the shitehouse cheap gobshite breath!

  401. 401
    Casual Observer says:

    Cameron may not but the party does. Even if a bill is drafted and gets through the Commons, the Lords will quash it. That would put things back in the territory of Parliament Act to get things through, which would probably trigger a revolt if they tried.

    EU and sovereignty is the only real issue on the table at present – and Cam knows that for sure. Running a close second is the still ongoing national WTF about the child abuse cover ups historic and ongoing, and finally the economy.

    The more this is pushed and played around with, the more people are going to realize the hypocrisy and stupidity of PC thought. The sooner people feel they can be honest about things again, the better.

  402. 402
    Anonymous says:

    Ever wondered why Blair has kept unnaturally stum on the gay ‘marriage’ issue to date (pardon the pun), even though he was the architect of civil partnerships (i.e.before he joined the Catholic Church)?

    It’s called an automatic (latae sententiae) excommunication under Canon Law. Patrick McLoughlin was the latest to publically undergo one (after adding his signature to last weekend’s letter). I hope Cameron appreciates McLoughlin’s loyalty to him – not many can claim to have paid the ultimate price – their immortal soul.

  403. 403
    King Edward says:

    maria miller minister for robbing the people is now threatening the Telegraph by using her links to leveson

    time to go maria – take her down

  404. 404
    King Edward says:

    Milibland would welcome cameron to form a new political coalition formally know as the LibLabCon Party – all in it togevva – burn the lot of them

  405. 405
    Casual Observer says:

    Well Miss Hindley has just made the cast iron case for why Leveson report should be burned and forgotten about. How are they to spin out of this one ?

  406. 406
    The rise and fall of British society says:

    Sky reporting that the government is making it illegal for the COE to marry homosexuals. No they ain’t it is already and always has been illegal to marry homosexuals by any church in this once godly nation.

  407. 407
    Death Nell Dave says:

    The Conservative party will never form a UK government again, thanks to that Twat Dave..

  408. 408
    Good bless Nige says:

  409. 409
    Mr and Mr Bottom says:

    Bollocks. Utter Bollocks.

    Brown never even suggested that marriage in Britain should be Homosexual.

  410. 410
    WHAT IS LOVE? says:

    So you now have to be in love by law to get married.

    The lawyers will have a field day with this.

  411. 411
    Fact Hunt says:

    The number of Jedi Knights has dropped by 50% since the last census. Obi Wan, we re*ally are fecked.

  412. 412
    Johnny Prescott says:


  413. 413
    Chris "pants" Bryant says:

    If I can’t have one, I’ll use my own

  414. 414
    fruitcake says:

    Oh I don’t know, he’s got the “fucking” down pat.
    As in, fucking, around, fucking up, fucking the public

  415. 415
    Easily corrupted, easily compromised, easily blackmailed says:


    Surely MP’s are representative of the population as a whole and therefore, only around 2% of MP’s are gay and there is no militant ‘gay agenda’. /sarc off.

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Remember the Gay Marraige story is merely an attempt to distract attention from the census report.
    How can we trust anything coming from London when it no longer represents the wasps in this country?

  417. 417
    The force is no longer with us says:

    They couldn’t get their light sabres past Health & Safety

  418. 418
    A massive reduction in 14 year old Star Wars Fans says:

    Or more likely they discovered sex !!!

  419. 419
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Labour needs to get on the front foot over ideological and cruel benefit cap. The Mirror is leading the way.

  420. 420
    Nadine's left nipple says:

    Binley could not knock the cream off the top of a rice pudding.

    Is this how investigative journalism works in the post Leveson internet age?

  421. 421
    CCHQ says:

    The Tories are the Party of the shirkers and supporters of gay marriage,whilst Labour are the Party of the workers.

    We will give a cast iron guarantee that Labour will win the 2015 General Election by a landslide.

  422. 422
    cynic says:

    Me too> Guido knows best. Happens all the time now

  423. 423
    Jay says:

    Yeah – all this savaging of Camercon by limp Tory MP’s – getting a bit every day news now – Why can’t he be savaged by a rabid skunk whilst on one of his little showbizz PR jaunts to the good ole U S of A? Tut! Karma has no imagination these days has it? Disappointed.

  424. 424
    DHL says:

    Can someone get this black spot to blind Dave?

  425. 425
    Fly like an Eddie says:

    Do you prefer some other kind of slippery slope ?

  426. 426
    E P Alucard says:

    We like to keep our readers regular.

  427. 427
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    I think this gay marrage business is more important than celebs answer phone messages, which only took up three quarters of the year and was able to push into the background all those unimportant issues like being subserviant to our eussr masters and the economy and mass imigration, so the gay marrage intrest should last at least a year.

    After all every one is really interested in it, arn’t they?

  428. 428
    Hugh G. Rection says:

    All of this is a bit rich coming from a well known expense trougher…

  429. 429
    Adrian Swall says:

    Sod Omo. Real Geordies would support Hedley’s Soap Works by buying Fairy Soap and Daz.

  430. 430
    The United Plebeian Party says:

    We would like our £90,000 back first please

  431. 431
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I would appeal if I was you .

  432. 432
    Taliban spokeman says:

    Islamists’ reign in Northern Mali grows more brutal, group say

  433. 433
    Blind Pugh says:

    Just wait until Mr Leveson finds out about this .

  434. 434
    Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    Marriage is defined in law as the union of one man to one woman .

    No vicar dead or alive can marry a man to a man or a woman to woman.

    It is impossible.

  435. 435
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Brian hasn’t finished his report yet you know .

    He is waiting for the police and the Courts to sort out their side of it all and he then comes back and starts Part Two.

    Christmas has been cancelled at New Scotland Yard and the CPS

  436. 436
    Common Purpose says:

    You have controlled your fear! Now, unleash your anger!

  437. 437
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I have been researching this point with the help of my dictionary .

    Marriage is defined as ” the ceremony, act, or contract by which a man or a woman become husband and wife ” .

    Not the brightest bulb in Parliament is this Cameron character .

  438. 438
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Any change Guido can turn the heat up on the BBC? Remember how we were promised the Pollard report into Newsnight back in November? So where is it BBC? Buried next to Jimmy Savile perhaps? Or locked away with the Balen report. Some of us haven’t forgotten.

  439. 439
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Good, to be honest I’m fed up with the whinging of the white working class, they keep voting Labour and Labour keep shafting them. The white middle classes will be OK. Of course Labor will have plenty of jobs for white working class males in the army.

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    My 9 year old son noticed this when we went up to London last month, a 9 year old notice this that is how obvious it is….

  441. 441
    Thuggie Watson, meanwhile, says:

    I have theatened another 10 people today Guido

    Do you think I am a Mad Paper Tiger?

  442. 442
    Fellow Thuggie Whelan says:

    Have you joined the Teamsters year Fatso?

    I have been a member for years

    We really know how to intimidate

  443. 443
    Obviousbigot says:


  444. 444
    Doyle. says:

    Daily Mail rant alert! Whoop. Whoop.

  445. 445
    Misterned says:

    ” I implore you to recognise that our current course is one which imperils our prospects for victory in 2015″

    The tories have NO chance in 2015. NONE!

    1. IF they had been following a plan to eradicate the deficit and return to a balanced budget in 2015,
    2. AND if they had not introduced the liberal politically correct poison from labour pandering to homosexuals, Moslems and feminist extremists,
    3. and if they had not bought in to the climate-change scam violating our countryside with useless windmills and pushing our energy bills through the roof,
    4. and IF they had implemented the constituency boundary changes to chip away at labour’s in-built 10% lead on equal vote share
    5. and IF they had held an In or Out referendum on membership of the EU BEFORE the next general election…., THEN they could be looking at a general election majority, or even a landslide.

    However on all these critical things the tories have failed and have acted like the labour and liberal parties and this means that people who have valiantly and faithfully fought for the tories, for decades, now have no reason to do so.

    Why fight against labour and liberal parties in election campaigns if you are only going to implement their worst policies anyway???

    Does it really not occur to the tory MPs what that sort of naked, brutal betrayal does to their core support?

    The tories now CANNOT turn this around. Baring premature death, the idiot Miliband will be the Next PM in 2015.

    The tories have only themselves to blame for that.

    UKIP are now on a roll. We have 2.5 years to overtake the tories. We have gone from 3% at the last general election to 7/8% in May and now we have shot up to 16% with the tories on 26% according to the latest poll.

    We are taking working class and middle class voters and supporters and members from all the main parties, and are the fastest growing party in British Politics.

    Now is a very exiting time to be a UKIPPER.

    Vote UKIP!

  446. 446
    HenryV says:

    I took a bunch of cadets to the boat show a year or two back. They come from an inner city that doesn’t as yet have too large a non-white population. Their language was a bit choice on the lack of white faces. I feared that one of them would say something, get overheard, and we would end up in a situation. London is now off the map for trips.

  447. 447
    A suggestion says:

    Can someone switch them big fans up on the hill on? Might help blow this fog away.

  448. 448
    Misterned says:

    But those things, “Including licking Nick Clegg and the Liedem’s arses and snivelling to the EU” are guaranteed to ensure that you lose power, so, no I wouldn’t.

    If I was PM I would be a PM with balls, a spine and the ability to put THIS country first. To place the needs and wants of the British public ahead of the noisy minority of politically correct Fuckwits, and the EU and the Climate Change con artists and the layabout lazy workshy scum and the corrupt corporate parasites feeding of the state’s tit!

    I would make this country fucking work properly for the people of this country. Making this country great again would secure me power, not grubby politicking and brown nosing to the sick, the lazy, the politically correct and the vile child abusing, corrupt and dishonest BBC.

    Day one, introduce a bill to break up the BBC and place it on a commercial footing scrapping the TV licence.

    Introduce a bill to hold a referendum on membership of the EU. The question will be should we withdraw from the EU and be an independent nation once again and regain the powers to set our own laws for the interests of the people of this country and the Commonwealth and the wider world? Yes or No.

    Introduce a bill removing the equalities bill and replace it with a simple equalities bill which states simply, “ALL PEOPLE ARE CREATED EQUAL BEFORE THE LAW!” Remove all laws which have any form of racial, or religious or sexual discrimination (negative or positive) in them whatsoever.

    Introduce a bill to build more gas fired power stations to be powered by shale gas.

    Introduce a bill to slash energy costs, scrapping all green levvies and taxes.

    Scrap the climate change bill.

    Introduce a budget that simplifies the tax system, creating a flat rate of tax for all starting with a tax-free allowance of 20K.

    Massive tax incentives and continuous state assisted trade missions led all over the world to promote British exports.

    That would be day one!

  449. 449
    Minnie Habloodyha says:

    … which you presumably keep in the gayriage overnight?

  450. 450
    Minnie Habloodyha says:

    Dave wants us all married to the EU – then we’ll all be soooo gay we’ll have to have an extra ice cream (choc ice) to celebrate.

  451. 451
    Minnie Habloodyha says:

    Ai ague ree

  452. 452
    Misterned says:

    I think he means in the book entitled 1984.

  453. 453
    Minnie Habloodyha says:

    You forgot about the bonfire of the qangos and cutting the uncivil service in half. But I suppose that could wait until next Monday…

  454. 454
    Archie says:

    Fuck “Dave”! He’ll be gone in less than a year, but the current “Tories” must die!

  455. 455
    Archie says:

    O.K. you two! You’ve got my vote!

  456. 456
    Archie says:

    I luv Nu-Spel!

  457. 457
    Archie says:

    Blame the fucking blue-rinsers who run the Party; they wanted an equal to Blair! Living proof of the old adage “Be careful what you wish for!”

  458. 458
    Archie says:

    Even Exeter – Exeter for fuck’s sake! -has its share of “enrichment”! Leeds, much to my surprise the last time I was there a couple of years ago, not so much.

  459. 459
    Archie says:

    An eleven-year old in our family said exactly the same thing!

  460. 460
    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    That’s because Leeds United play there – and they still have their thuggy reputation from way back, so what self-respecting enricher would even contemplate moving there?

  461. 461
    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    Because his common purpose handler instructed him to. Do try to keep up!

  462. 462
    ex-RMS says:

    Regretting we had to give out guns back

  463. 463
    ex-RMS says:

    *our. Sorry

  464. 464
    Sugar plum ferry says:

    Please Sir, can we swap Dave for Ed? Would that help?

  465. 465
    Sugar plum ferry says:

    What Tory Party is that then? I can’t see one anywhere.

  466. 466
    Curly von Camden says:

    It was about 30 years ago, but has in no way deserved that description since. Hardly ever hear a word of English spoken there now.

  467. 467
    Curly von Camden says:

    Seems the old terrywrist is feeling a bit peeky these days. Anyone going to the funeral?

  468. 468
    Angela from Berlin says:

    You called?

  469. 469
    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    Is he related to Tommy Watson?

  470. 470
    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    It was on the Beeb yesterday so it must be true. Leccy and gas up around 7+% courtesy of our froggy friends E.on

    Time to renationalise it all and kick the frogs out.

  471. 471
    Curly von Camden says:

    I do hope not; I have just finished rebuilding my furniture shop.

    Still, given that the warranties on all the tellys etc nicked last time are due to expire any minute, I suppose we must be prepared for repeat (check the calendar for when the Spuds are playing away).

  472. 472
    Curly von Camden says:

    We were hoping for a global meerkats world, but they buggers nicked all the dosh.

  473. 473
    Curly von Camden says:

    Like the way the EU awarded itself the Nobbly prize you mean?

  474. 474
    Curly von Camden says:

    They give “fairy” soap away in the commons. Suits their complexions apparently and they get a free carton for every gay marriage..

  475. 475
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Aelred – you need to do some backreading on this blog unless of course you are just another paid professional troll – in which case your own pitiful comment displays adequately – your fucking ignorance. Me I am flattered by your ignorance.

  476. 476
    Archie says:

    + several thousand!

  477. 477
    Aelred says:

    @ forever blowing

    All your posts have been bollox matey

  478. 478
    London travel agency for copping off says:

    Port Sunlight Lever place is a stunning place – quite remarkable, Geordie Adrian two comments up. But I am more of a Wright’s carbolic soap man, even if they have tea tree oil in it these days, since they have found, anem!, that carbolic is cancerous and all that modern nonsense.

    And Curly – fairy green soap is a legend too – the size of a house brick it was. Used to last months, almost years.

  479. 479
    Don says:

    Ahaa, its nice discussion on the topic of this piece of writing at this place at this weblog, I have read
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