“God no” was Ed’s response when asked by Grazia whether he would be buying Justine some underwear this Christmas. Perfume is apparently out too, as is a coffee machine, he got her that last year. The family Christmas card shows that Mrs Miliband seems to have misplaced her wedding ring, visible since their May 2011 wedding and as recently as Ed’s speech at party conference. Guido would recommend some jewellery…