Max Moments: Piers Says Clifford Has “Get Out of Jail Card”

Guido has been having a read of Max Clifford’s 1996 book “Read All About It“, in which he promises to reveal all about his love life, sex parties, and secrets of the stars. Clifford is the lucky recipient of some warm words from one Piers Morgan:
“He is trustworthy, always looks after his mates and no tabloid editor worth his or her salt would cross him. It would be self-defeating because he’s the one who has all the big stories…It has also meant Max has brilliantly bought himself a lifetime’s ‘get out of jail’ card. Newspapers won’t turn him over because why would they bite the hand that feeds them? Why kill your golden goose? Max is an honourable rogue.”
Piers would make a fine character witness…















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can’t think what you would want less than a reference from piers morgan…slimeball smartarse
Both of them imho.
We’re all in the rogues gallery together.
Fuck off 8illy!
“Piers Morgan n. rhym. slang. An ineffectual cock. From the name of former Daily Mirror editor and ineffectual cock Piers Morgan = organ.”
Excerpt From: Viz. “Rogers Profanisaurus: Das Krapital.”
And not forgetting the fact that he is tootally innocent
Only little people pay taxes.
Only little people are guilty.
Only little people deserve to get punished.
Rich people are generaly smarter than poor people which is why they are rich and why they are better at getting away with their crimes. But when they do slip up the law comes down on them just as hard as it does on the little guy. Just ask Bernie Madeoff, Conrad Black, Jeffrey Archer, Asil Nadir etc
Although the rich do seem to have a habit of not accidently beating themselves to death in the cells in the way that commoners can be prone to.
Jacket off,trousers at half mast – PM sits down at the Liaison Committee. I am watching so stand by for my Tweets. Am sure there’ll be an interesting one soon!!!
Why is Piers Morgan trending **innocent face**
You! *innocent face*?
LOL
Moo
woof woof
I totes promise 2 behav on twttr! *serious face* I won’t slander anyone else *blush* I’m looking forward to dinner with hubby 2nite *excited* And after that I’m going to have lots of hot sex with my lover, while John is watching TV at home. *cheeky face*
Sorry Sal – I’ve got visitors coming. Regards to Twinky-Winky!
Andrew Neil asks Harman:
“What’s the logic of say the online site of the New Statesman coming within this regulation? A site which has no great influence in Westminster, whereas the Guido Fawkes, probably the most influential site in Westminster, should not?”
What was the gist of her answer, if any?
Fuck Fawkes.
guido protect your brand when Neil product places ,sales fall join our injunction
Like smoke from a Savile cigar, and a red top mirror, there is still a possibility that this latest saga could have been orchestrated. The form: Milroy-Sloan, and the judge made a point of this in her sentencing.
milli.band in some mag says…about his wife
First and foremost she is a mum and then she’s a professional woman. The third thing is she’s my wife.”
…if children need stability in a marital environment then her first priority and also mr miliband’s should be their partner.
Does Ed value his profession more than his wife? Why would he expect her to? Sounds very unhealthy.
Socialists marry only for career reasons and never for love. Thats why very few socialist wives take their partners surnames, and when they do its only ever to hide the fact their husband is gay.
I’m bored with this – I’m going for a Twix.
Get me a Snickers while you’re at it. Ta.
Perhaps a finger of fudge, I am told Jimmy liked a finger
A finger of fudge is just enough to give a girl a treat
I first bought a Snickers in 1979 which I gave to my daughter for her 21st birthday. I also bought her a DVD of the popular music combo BROS.
Why would anyone suspect me of wrongdoing? Ok, so I’ve got a murder conviction, but who hasn’t?
Piers seems to think that trail by media is legally binding.
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Comment of the Day.
Can’t wait till technology provides the ‘scratch & sniff’ version.
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Been looking at a photo of Ed Balls he has developed a Adolf kind of hair style
Very nice, just a little old for clients of Max….. perhaps ??
Full Monty would have been better
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That is disgusting… put your underpants back on now !
You’d better see a doctor about that mate.
Diabolical– is it nine and uncut?
This what Underpants Bryant would like in his christmas stockings
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Boaz.
Can you tell what it is yet?
vaz enjoying the microphone with the pm… what a slug
I need publicity.
The truth is, Max knows where all the bodies are buried he knows eerything about anybody that matters. If Max were ever to reveal his secrets it would be the most interesting comment upon our modern times and how the rich and famous escape taking responsibility!
There are many hoping he will keep his mouth shut! Who knows what dear Max might say if he is cornered?
The problem is that Max’s get out of jail free cards are all on his PCs.
And plod’s got them.
when it comes to royalty and the celebs, max your man.
when it comes to the next tier…murdoch.
And that’s surely the point.Why waste thousands of police hours on investigations when a browse of his computer will tell them all they need to know? No wonder he looked so shaken at the police station- plod has walked off with his life savings/life assurance.
I’ve still got the Rolls though
That is all that matters
The law of computers:
1. Never store anything of value on them
2. Never rely on them
3. Never lend them to anyone.
4. Encrypted data is crying out to be decrypted.
If you feel you need a get out of jail card with you 24 hours a day, so you can keep checking it is there, then seek medical help.
Max is plea bargaining with us now…
And he desperately needs all the filthy vile on his computer back
If Max really knows where the bodies are buried, surely that would make him an accessory ? Perhaps the sort of phrase he may be avoiding in his current cirumstances.
He’d have been taken for a long walk in the woods a long time ago if he was anything more than a bluffer.
Of course
Max is a paper tiger
All piss and no wind
And window lockers forget that most normal people in Britain have no dirt on them at all worth talking about
ho ho ho
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I suspect this software is going to be blocked very soon.
That’s our logo!
Would anyone else like me to act as a reference for them ?
Barroso on TV got a Syrup
Is it very greasy with horrid lice in it to make it look more realistic?
Max Clifford is the perfect illustration of Mad Max Britain…as per the closing ceremony of the Olympics….
Not just totally decadent, but post-apocalyptic…
Dog eat dog
Dog buys Rolls
Other dog blackmails Rolls owner
Rolls owner trashes other dog
And so on into endless mayhem
#325 Tim Yeo and Keith Vaz being chairmen of select committees
#326 Tom Watson
#1 Cameron
Clifford doesn’t manufacture ‘big stories’, just very noisy little ones.
Bloomberg should not make a bid for the FT
He should take over the Murdoch Mob
Just an anecdote about how publicists work:
Back in the 50′s, a kiss-and-tell mag called Confidential would come up with dirt on Hollywood stars (think: the Danny deVito character in L.A. Confidential). They’d call the studios in advance of publication to tell them what they had and ask the studios for a reaction. (No superinjunctions then or now in America.) Often, Confidential would be told, you got zip, pal, can’t prove shit. Confidential would say, we got pix. Studio would say, what does the picture show? Example: Raymond Burr, a closeted man, was photographed coming out of a bar with a drag queen; Confidential tells the studio Ray’s being a naughty boy. Studio replies, Ray was so inebriated he didn’t notice it was a man– it COULD happen. Confidential replies, OK, that’s the way you want it played? Punchline, Confidential runs a story about how Raymond Burr is a lush who, whilst in his cups, is so far gone he had actually once picked up a man dressed as a woman, so desperate was he for a ride home and a possible roll in the hay that he hadn’t looked closely enough.
Moral of the story, boys and girls, sometimes ya gotta give the dogs a few treats to keep them from biting your ankle.
It is quite interesting how little women contribute to wealth creation,
What about big women?
Police are investigating the theft of more than £20,000 from a Christmas savings club in Wiltshire. The landlord of the Royal Oak pub in Shrewton, where the money was collected during the year to spend over the festive season, has also gone missing Malcolm Levesconte, 59, was last seen on Sunday.
Officers from Wiltshire Police believe the 59-year-old boarded a ferry at Portsmouth on Sunday evening bound for St Malo in France. Police believe between 20 and 30 thousand pounds, which had been paid into the fund by customers, has been stolen.
Dis man have been seen dwinking champagne on de Champs Elysées
Extwadite him immediately
I like Bollinger.
But the money was for charity silly .
The first 30k per annum always goes to the Secretary silly and then after this a sliding scale applies after allowances for expenses .
It is the way all big charities work .
Drinks all round Pierre!
I have a great story on Max
I am selling it to the highest bidder at the moment
I am lead to believe – by well placed sources – that there are quite a few stories about Max. Most are far more recent than the `70s/`80s allegations over which the police have bailed him. If anything is ever proved, expect a tsunami of diss `n ‘ tell stories. Biter bit BIg time!
Gosh, at times like this I wish we still had the News of the World.
“We are being swamped by people who come here because we are a soft touch. I know people will say ‘racist, racist, racist’. We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from. Everything we do for them takes away from what we can do for ourselves.”
Census returns for 2011 reports…..’Three million immigrants have arrived in the last ten years….’
Reported numbers of currently unemployed….Three Million.
it’s a sorry state of affairs when the culture is determined by sexual deviants and fuckwits
Don’t be rude about my family, it’s not their fault that I like to nonce up little boys.
who’s your daddy?
It was always so.
that was a lot of serious shit going on then. a lot of people were reacting against the harsh rules of the victorian upbringing so you can see how people of low IQ cold be carried away with all that pussy opportunity
Clifford & Morgan
Never knowlingly under arseholed
Just make sure you remember that Piers!