December 10th, 2012

The Chancellor’s Christmas Card


  1. 1
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Looks like an Advent Calendar

  2. 2
    The Runes says:

    At least Freya is heading to the right

  3. 3
    BBC,Guardian,Labour party revolving door job club says:

    Aww they love cats as well as gays definitely got my vote.
    Only kidding

  4. 4
    GideonO says:

    Freya beats up larry the same way I beat up the undeserving poor!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    look at it the other way.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    And mooning to the left :p

  7. 7
    £1.6 Trillion says:

    You mean, from the Chancellor’s perspective?

  8. 8
    Call me Dave says:

    My Winterval card is not the one that was on here some days ago, its this one …

  9. 9
    Larry the neutered Tom says:

    Freya is a pussy.

  10. 10
    kebabmon says:

    Available on-line from Amazon. No proceeds going to charity.

  11. 11
    tube_thumper says:

    why has no one questioned the wisdom of employing an unstable person to perform as a nurse.

  12. 12
    Mark Oaten says:

    That’s shit

  13. 13
    None of the ab0ve says:

    Does it easily roll up, like a tenner would do?

  14. 14
    Dave LAws says:

    wouldn’t the back door be more appropriate for Gideon?

  15. 15
    Zwarte Piet says:

    AHA but who does whom?

  16. 16
    Bullingdon Boys says:

    Little wonder these two posh boys don’t know the meaning of marriage when they don’t know the meaning of Christmas.

    Just what do they teach at Eton these days?

  17. 17
    Classy says:

    It has a certain dignity. Is there a musical feature for when you open it?

  18. 18
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    It wouldn’t be relevant if Kate hadn’t been hospitalised with – wait for it – morning sickness (ffs).

  19. 19
    Call me Dave says:

    Happy Winterval.

  20. 20
    Dance with my Wild Boars says:

    piss in boots, kitty

    Song for Georgie,

  21. 21
    Freya says:

    I am heading straight out of Downing Street

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    the 1.6 trillion dole.all man.

  23. 23
    Bollox says:

    But the joke wasn’t on Kate it was on the fucking nurse,who obviously prided herself on her job so much that failure wasn’t an option.

  24. 24
    An Aussie Republican says:

    Maybe she has some other condition. Who knows or cares? I don’t think it is any of our business. It is not as if her child would ever become the King or Queen of Australia.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:


  26. 26
    Ex-Tory says:

    My nephew is in his school’s nativity play. He’s an African drummer. Evidently, the play has Bangra dancers as well. This is a CofE School. The ethnic parents, like my sister-in-law are embarrassed by it all. They feel patronised and humilated by such token, politicallly correct gestures. Unfortunately, all the teaching staff and educationalists are white middle-class, and as such, they don’t interact with ethnic people. Consequently, they have no idea how they feel about multi-cultural nonsense. In fact, most of them don’t care. They are the real racists.

  27. 27
    Louise says:

    Can we just be clear here. It wasn’t a joke. It was sadism carried out on an unconsenting person.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    failure is not an option. sounds like a suicide mission.
    what ra…….beeeeeesh.

    having said that what did the nurse feel that she failed in.
    facts pls.

  29. 29
    Charles III says:

    Not yet. Please not yet.

  30. 30
    The Overseas 'Charitable' Aid Industry says:

    The bongo bongo land image of foreigners who need civilising has been a very useful one to propagate over the years.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    it was sad.
    it was bad

    to make a a way of life out of a feeling is odd.
    next we will have shame…ism.

    please do not go overboard.

    how about joy….ism

  32. 32
    filthy beast says:

    I watched Carry on up the Jungle yesterday. Fabulously un-pc.
    Best laugh I’ve had in ages

  33. 33
    Ogden Cash says:

    Joyful japers
    Gleeful capers
    Not the same
    As nasty tapers

  34. 34
    Hard to know says:

    Anyone who knew that would possibly have been able to help her.

  35. 35
    Jimmy says:

    Is that a funeral wreath?

  36. 36
    Interested Public says:


  37. 37
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I hope we are not going to be left with a great big bill for all these cards.

    I only send cards to people I like and pay for everything myself including the stamps.

  38. 38
    North American Priest-Boy Love Association says:

    “Godless”. So – like reality, then.

  39. 39
    Strummer says:

    That card is shite frankly.

  40. 40
    Bongolander says:

    Have you ever been further than Surbiton?

  41. 41
    Osborne Snozborne says:

    Collect cat sh!t in brown bag, place on doorstep, set it alight, ring doorbell and run.

    Rinse and repeat.

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