December 10th, 2012

The Chancellor’s Christmas Card

Another godless card from our political elite.

Not exactly exciting but at least a fairly festive effort from the Chancellor.

And you can’t go wrong with throwing Freya into the mix…

Pic via Joe Murphy

41 Comments

  1. 1
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Looks like an Advent Calendar

  2. 2
    The Runes says:

    At least Freya is heading to the right

  3. 3
    BBC,Guardian,Labour party revolving door job club says:

    Aww they love cats as well as gays definitely got my vote.
    Only kidding

  4. 4
    GideonO says:

    Freya beats up larry the same way I beat up the undeserving poor!

  5. 8
    Call me Dave says:

    My Winterval card is not the one that was on here some days ago, its this one …

    http://www.deanmorriscards.co.uk/keep-calm-and-suck-cock-new-1012.html?zenid=rti04451n6mip4jrbrgcc05623

  6. 10
    kebabmon says:

    Available on-line from Amazon. No proceeds going to charity.

  7. 11
    tube_thumper says:

    why has no one questioned the wisdom of employing an unstable person to perform as a nurse.

    • 18
      8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

      It wouldn’t be relevant if Kate hadn’t been hospitalised with – wait for it – morning sickness (ffs).

      • 23
        Bollox says:

        But the joke wasn’t on Kate it was on the fucking nurse,who obviously prided herself on her job so much that failure wasn’t an option.

        • 27
          Louise says:

          Can we just be clear here. It wasn’t a joke. It was sadism carried out on an unconsenting person.

          • Anonymous says:

            it was sad.
            it was bad
            ..

            to make a a way of life out of a feeling is odd.
            sad……ism.
            next we will have shame…ism.
            guilt…ism
            apathy…ism.

            please do not go overboard.

            how about joy….ism
            …………..peace…ism

          • Ogden Cash says:

            Joyful japers
            Gleeful capers
            Not the same
            As nasty tapers

        • 28
          Anonymous says:

          failure is not an option. sounds like a suicide mission.
          what ra…….beeeeeesh.

          having said that what did the nurse feel that she failed in.
          facts pls.

      • 24
        An Aussie Republican says:

        Maybe she has some other condition. Who knows or cares? I don’t think it is any of our business. It is not as if her child would ever become the King or Queen of Australia.

      • 25
        Anonymous says:

        d……rama.
        .
        qu….win,

  8. 12
    Mark Oaten says:

    That’s shit

  9. 13
    None of the ab0ve says:

    Does it easily roll up, like a tenner would do?

  10. 16
    Bullingdon Boys says:

    Little wonder these two posh boys don’t know the meaning of marriage when they don’t know the meaning of Christmas.

    Just what do they teach at Eton these days?

  11. 17
    Classy says:

    It has a certain dignity. Is there a musical feature for when you open it?

    • 26
      Ex-Tory says:

      My nephew is in his school’s nativity play. He’s an African drummer. Evidently, the play has Bangra dancers as well. This is a CofE School. The ethnic parents, like my sister-in-law are embarrassed by it all. They feel patronised and humilated by such token, politicallly correct gestures. Unfortunately, all the teaching staff and educationalists are white middle-class, and as such, they don’t interact with ethnic people. Consequently, they have no idea how they feel about multi-cultural nonsense. In fact, most of them don’t care. They are the real racists.

      • 30
        The Overseas 'Charitable' Aid Industry says:

        The bongo bongo land image of foreigners who need civilising has been a very useful one to propagate over the years.

      • 32
        filthy beast says:

        I watched Carry on up the Jungle yesterday. Fabulously un-pc.
        Best laugh I’ve had in ages

  12. 20
    Dance with my Wild Boars says:

    piss in boots, kitty

    Song for Georgie,

  13. 35
    Jimmy says:

    Is that a funeral wreath?

  14. 36
    Interested Public says:

    Awful.

  15. 37
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I hope we are not going to be left with a great big bill for all these cards.

    I only send cards to people I like and pay for everything myself including the stamps.

  16. 38
    North American Priest-Boy Love Association says:

    “Godless”. So – like reality, then.

  17. 39
    Strummer says:

    That card is shite frankly.

  18. 41
    Osborne Snozborne says:

    Collect cat sh!t in brown bag, place on doorstep, set it alight, ring doorbell and run.

    Rinse and repeat.


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