Raging Tom Watson Sweary Tirade at Tory MP
“You’re going to f**king regret that…”
Well the Tom Watson re-branding exercise didn’t last very long. Having lit the touch-paper for incorrect Tory paedo-outings and then running away, Watson has been keeping a rather low profile of late. That did not escape the notice of one Tory MP though, as reported in yesterday’s Daily Star Sunday:
LABOUR bruiser Tom Watson was surprisingly absent during the Prime Minister’s statement about the Leveson Inquiry on the day the report into the Press was published. Backbench Tory MP Andrew Bridgen remarked on the large Watson-shaped hole on the Labour benches during the debate. When on Monday morning they came face to face in the cloisters around Parliament, Bridgen chirpily said: “We missed you on Thursday, Tom.” At which point Watson, “shaking with rage”, jabbed his finger at Bridgen and menacingly told him: “You’re going to f**king regret that.”
What’s that thing about leopards and spots?
The rest of Guido’s Sunday column, including Harriet Harman’s “bit of rough”, an update on Euan Blair and Sally’s disappointment, is now online.
A very good column this week.
What did you pull?
It’s what 8illy says to all the boys.
This is Jimmy Savile, speaking to you from beyond the grey veil of Death… The writing’s on the wall Tom – Brand-Watson is in terminal decline.
Perhaps his morbid obesity is hindering his interactions with his underage rentboys?
We are going to collect everyone’s DNA hahahahahahaha
Dial W for Wanker.
dail m for mum.
dial o for ostrich
dial n for no
dial p for papa
….
dial Q.
the holographic Queen courtesy of 3D TV dommeth.
holo…is hollow.
it is so out of this woooooooorld.
Steady on,they haven’t legalised drugs yet,only alcohol,tobacco and
a vast amount of NHS drugs.
It’s not a good column. Guido, you’re going to f*cking regret it.
YOU’RE A PIP-SQUEAK FAWKES! Just you wait until I become Prime Minister!
8illy. Get your tongue out of his arse please. You’re putting me off my breakfast.
I hope the fat cu.nt has an embolism in mid rant during PMQ’s – that WOULD be a YouTube sensation.
Like this you mean?
that is what happens to people when they don’t fucking hunting sware enough – their nogging eventually fucking explodes.
That is not very charitable. There are lots of other MPs who would like to ask questions besides Mr Watson.
Sally’s married to Bercow. She must be used to disappointment by now.
I suspect it is mutual.
I think I would prefer to feign sleep.
I think the question “Are you in yet john?” is heard constantly in the Berk How bedroom, invariably followed by “In, Love? I finished about 5 minutes ago!”
Excuse me, misses. You look loike you need a bit o’ work doing on your frunt entrance, and ‘oim de man for de job!
Guido, instead of always using that photo of Watson, use this one instead:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Tom-Watson.jpg
That’s a surefire way to get him worked up and embarrassed.
No!
Guido’s photo is better
Watson looks like a perfect mafioso thug
Which is not far from the truth
Yes but the other one is humiliating because he went to great lengths to have a make-over, including dyeing his hair!
I happen to think he cut a rather dashing figure in that snap, eh what? Yarooh!
http://www.christopherfowler.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Fat.jpg
**stay classy, Tom**
Guido
You could not make this up
Has Baclays been going anything which is not criminal in the last few years FFS?
http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/12/10/us-euribor-europeanunion-idUSBRE8B904V20121210
Don’t worry, these fine folk have the answer…
I quite agree
I practice buggery regularly, as you all know
Don’t be so crude Mandy – so you visit from the back passage direction. There is no need to boast about it, as if we are missing out on something. Horses for course is life, Mandy. So I go up the A1, and you go up the A2 – SO!!!
you should both use the M69
We have a problem with the gay marriage bill – can anyone help? We have to define ‘consummation’ for the law to be enacted. No problems with the men, as they indulge in a form of penetration, as in conventional marriage, but what about the ladies? A tricky problem indeed.
Masssssssssster…..let sssmeagol massage you massssssster..
this is the reason that the sexual practice of male homosex is not normal.
you are thrusting yourself into shit.
wankeup.
have you noticed all these Italian names in the “new” Barclays setup?
http://www.efinancialnews.com/story/2012-10-05/barclays-rich-ricci-management-reshuffle-key-moves
Plenty of room under Blackfriars bridge, and no shortage of bricks!
You takee my name in vain
I would like you to know that all my casinos make money
Every year
Not like these casino bankers who could run a pissup in brewery
ooops..just got a call from my laundering bank…
“who could not run a pissup in brewery”
Fuc.k me – the Labour party must all be Bankers then! (no pun intended)
No.
The interest rate manipulations make them – and the other banks involved who operate in Europe – liable for anti trust action under European competition law.
U-B-S and R-B-S have been ensnared with the Canadian competition authority for a while now over TIBOR / EURIBOR / LIBOR infractions.
In the US, most banks have cut deals with federal prosecutors to avoid Sherman law action in the US, and RICO.
If the European competition authority gets going, a company which is found to have broken anti-trust law is liable for fines up to 10% of it’s total operating revenue.
he’s such a nice chap to have around…..like the clap.
You can cure the clap, now Watson is an altogether different disease.
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
Is it true Julie Bindel laid into Sir Patrick Moore on Sky’s paper review last night because he was a UKIP supporter? Classy.
Who is Julie Blindel?
Patrick Moore was a great Englishmen. I don’t agree with some of his views, especially about Germans, but his views on immigration were spot on.
That Lee Jasper has been insulting him on twitter is enough for me.
I think we should name something big and important after him.
How about “The United Kingdom of Patrick Moore and some other places where it rains”
Vote for Stu I say..
I thought they said Julian?
Go for it Tom, let it all out – more sware words the better.
Biggest stress relief there is is to have a good swaring rant – quite soul cleansing it is, and good for the health.
Ian Lavery a thinking womans bit if rough? she would have to be desperate.Lvery fancies himself as the succesor to Skinner which is plausible as they are both useless.Those who commited crimes dueing the miners strike should not have their records expunged they behaved like thugs.
Tom Watson – a pearl in the dungheap.
Guido
If you are running short of booze
Why not call up the Squeaker’s office and get Sally to bring some around ?
He has taxpayer’s money to throw out of the window I suppose
He should start by throwing his wife out of his window into the Thames
Why is this fat twat described as a “bruiser” he is just a fat arsewipe who would shit his knickers if confronted by a real bruiser, the same goes for ed bollocks who thinks of himself as a bully,he would shit Evette’s knickers, he might bully his kids but the average man would knock his fucking fat head off if he tried to bully them.
I wouldn’t like to punch Ed Balls in the face once, I’d like to do it 15 times and claim I had a stutter
Vote for Stu I say.
Balls v Watson on pay-per-view. Proceeds to go to each man’s charity of choice, share and share alike. I give it to Balls on better (though certainly not great) fitness, though Watson may have a puncher’s chance if he connects early enough. Either way, one or the other of these “bad boys” on their back for a ten-count is a sight most anyone would pay to see, I am sure.
I would find the ‘victory’ celebrations of either of them enough to make want to chuck.
You could make some decent money though betting on how many times they ignore the referee.
Right on he is as soft as shit
In addition to being a UKIP supporter, Sir Patrick Moore was also a distinguished scientist and a denier of man-made climate change.
The latter fact was not given undue prominence in the BBC’s report.
Do we care?
Moving on, it is going to be very cold for the next couple of days, which is why we need more windfarms.
and a man who loved cats and said ‘a catless house is a soulless house’.
A man very close to my own heart on many of his opinions. A man who Lee jasper is not worthy of licking dogshit off his shoes.
cats….are stealth.
So all those tweetsc and blog posts that tom made about him having the knowledge about Tory perverts that could make him wake up dead were just a figment of his hyperactive imagination?
If you mean, they were lies, then yes they were. The interesting question is why would a poltician spend time peddling lies? Why can’t he tell the truth?
To tell the truth would not serve the desired purpose.
Why is Twatson such an arse?
Is Watson morphing into Cyril Smith?
By that you mean that in 40 years time when Watson is dead we’ll be reading in a dossier how ‘the Fat man made me do it’?
Do we have to wait that long?
If that were said outside Parliament it would amount to an offence of threatening and Insulting words and behaviour. So will the squeaker dare to discipline him
“I read some of his work earlier this year – it was quite a good job application for being shadow chancellor.”
Not nearly as good as Gideon’s.
I think that should have read “shallow chancer”.
Somebody may collect your head and put it on a pike outside the city, too
When is enough, enough people, when its enough, period.
Low profile? I saw him speak at a public event just four days ago.