December 10th, 2012

Luke Bozier Statement Following Arrest

Luke Bozier has given a statement to Josh Halliday about his email account being “maliciously accessed”:

“Deeply private and personal information was posted on the web, and allegations of illegal activity were made. I cut short a trip to the United States on the 6th [December] to request that the Metropolitan police carry out investigations into the alleged illegal acts. As a result I was questioned by police on Friday 7 December. We live in a society of laws and of a justice system that seeks the truth while protecting all of our rights. While some have sought to place me on – as Lord Justice Leveson puts it – ‘trial by Twitter’ – I am engaging in the appropriate legal processes to clear my name. I am deeply aggrieved that it is possible that people can get away with computer hacking behaviour which, without any check, balance, or justification in law, can destroy lives. It is now up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act. I am co-operating fully and assisting in their enquiries.”

Luke says he is innocent, but then he also said he had a nine inch…


  1. 1
    Lord Jimmy McAlpine says:


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Did not Mcbride and Draper use the Hacked excuse?

  3. 3
    White, uncut, 9 inches says:

    Call me… maybe

  4. 4
    Trade Descriptions Act says:

    Nine inches my arse LMAO

  5. 5
    9 inch uncut says:

    Was that not his knob in the photo? It appeared that his face was looming above it. Let us hope this is all sorted soon. I, for one, am fed up seeing photos of the bellend

  6. 6
    Roger the Brazilian says:

    “Nine inches my arse”… whatever turns you on, amirite?

  7. 7
    dog says:

    Are you 15 and Brazilian? If so, Bozier will grant your request.

  8. 8
    Swampy says:

    Doesn’t he work for Scameron?

  9. 9
    Sue Brown says:

    What a tosser!

  10. 10
    UK Uncut says:

    We would like to make it clear we have no association with this individual

  11. 11
    Justine Thornton QC Wife of Millonaire Ed says:

    It is only right that an upstanding member who has worked for the guardian is allow to show off his penis on the internet. I will defend him also it makes my ed jealous Keeeeerching

  12. 12
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Gordon Brown trending **innocent face**

  13. 13
    Sally Bercow says:


  14. 14
    @Sally Bercow says:

    Luke Brozier creamed rice? no thanks

  15. 15
    Plato says:

    “I am engaging in the appropriate legal processes”

    Erm…he doesn’t have much choice when the police start asking questions?

  16. 16
    Judge Jeffreys says:

    Take him down.

    Then hang him up.

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    Edward VII hospital had no security in place for high profile patient tel calls. Hospital failed staff and patients by cutting costs.

    Just can’t trust the Tories on the NHS,or anything else you may care to mention.

  18. 18
    Robert Peston says:

    Any photo of Gordon Brown should be treated as an indecent image

  19. 19
    Louise Face-Like-A-Welders-Bensch says:

    “It is now up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act” – you must know whether you have or not too, fella.

  20. 20
    Sue Brown says:

    If he is innocent, then why did he resign? What did the hacker find? Dodgy.

  21. 21
    Kevin T says:

    How many Labour paedophiles is that now? It’s gone well beyond “Labour 25″. Closer to “Labour 50″ by my count. Maybe it’s time for Patricia Hewitt and Harriet Harman to restart their campaign to make paedophilia legal before their whole party is inside.

  22. 22
    JH32532412344 says:

    So… no denial it was all your ‘material’ then Luke.

    Was it illegally accessed? Yes.

    Are you a deluded little perv either way? Yes.

    Are you ruined? Yes.

  23. 23
  24. 24
    Plato says:

    He’s certainly very careful with the words he uses. And the non-denial, denials.

  25. 25
    Sue Brown says:

    “I am co-
    operating fully and
    assisting in their

    He says while shitting his pants.

  26. 26
    Richard Cheese says:

    Who’s a naughty boy then

  27. 27
    Justine Thornton QC Wife of Millonaire Ed says:

    Edward VII hospital is a private you retard

  28. 28
    Mark Oaten says:


  29. 29
    Chris Bryant says:

    At least I had the good grace to keep my pants on

  30. 30
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    He does of course know and now knows what evidence, if any, the police have :)

    Might just be the reason for the statement.

    Innocent until proven guilty.:)

  31. 31
    Plato says:

    They were holding the socks?

  32. 32
    The fag police. says:

    Does he smoke?

  33. 33
    The Public says:

    I have no idea who this guy is and have no interest in finding out

  34. 34
    The fag police. says:

    Well he was forever lurking in schools. Suspect.

  35. 35
    Sally Bercow says:

    But we were still subjected to those skids.

  36. 36
    Plato says:

    Me neither. No doubt he is the kind of wannabe-politician who would in later life lecture us about morality and decency, etc.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:


  38. 38
    A Free Man says:

    Maybe he is fed up and wants to do something else.

  39. 39
    Blogger says:

    Hey, i can do that, and i don’t even want to be a politician.

  40. 40
    Truncheon says:

    He has a 9 inch truncheon. Totally suspect.

  41. 41
    anonymouse says:

    Sally is an expert in “trial by twitter”.

  42. 42
    Public Opinion says:

    It was not 9 inches, and who cares about you. Ciao.

  43. 43
    Bullsh't says:

    Bull kak.

  44. 44
    Archer Karcher says:

    MP’s always help themselves when dishing it out to taxpayers. Kick the lying thieves of the LabLibCon out of British politics for ever.

  45. 45
    Whacked Off Campaign says:

    We advocate full Leveson for the entire internet, and against anyone who points out that internet censorship would not have had any impact on what happened here. Think of the victim.

  46. 46
  47. 47
    Hacked off says:

    Maybe he could not hack it? *Dum tsh*

  48. 48
    Hacked off says:

    Maybe he could not hack it?
    *Dum tsh*

  49. 49
    anonymouse says:

    You could try acting your age for a start.

  50. 50
    Archer Karcher says:

    The age of consent in Brazil, is 14. P*e*d*o territory here.

  51. 51
    A black person says:

    So, having read comments in previous threads today and other days, I take it I won’t be very welcome here?

  52. 52
    D Cameroon says:

    Where’s the story ?

  53. 53
    Old Git says:

    Louise said it was more like 5″

  54. 54
    Lord Levesoffeventually says:

    I don’t understand this but it should definitely be regulated by a voluntary system backed up by threats and coercion.

  55. 55
    Lord Levesoffeventually says:

    Far from it – and when you’ve swept up the dead leaves, my boots could do with a polish.

  56. 56
    A black person says:

    As I thought.

  57. 57
    Plato says:

    …where newspapers agree not to libel anyone, but then when they do they can pay less.

  58. 58
    Plato says:

    The tw’at above doesn’t represent most of us.

  59. 59
    In other news says:

    Yewtree arrest guy apparently bailed. No confirmation on Id as of yet.

  60. 60
    Kent Constable says:

    9″ uncut?

    so thats a 4″ stiffie and 5″ of flaggy saggy foreskin.

    cheeky non-fucker!!!

  61. 61
    A black person says:

    Nice to hear.

  62. 62
    anonymouse says:

    I suspect that correct analysis will have fallen on stony ground for most people. MSM good for a payout when it suits though.

  63. 63
    Terry Wogan says:

    What did I miss?

  64. 64
    Vote UKIP says:

    Why? Are you a socialist twat?

  65. 65
    Sue Brown says:

    Lighten up!

  66. 66
    anonymouse says:

    Yet more “Monsters from the id!” (Secret Planet).

  67. 67
    GF RULES says:

    No racism is tolerated here, you have to hate everyone and everything equally.

  68. 68
    Baldwin of white powder fame says:

    Did anyone see this?

    A fukcing CHAV called up the Police ‘cos his cannabis plants were nicked…

    I love it…

  69. 69
    A cannabis smoker says:

    If he had been circumcised

    he would never have got into trouble

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    brazil…14. but then they flaunt.

    age of consent:
    vatican city…..12, austria 14, uk 16, india, 18.
    (so says wiki)

  71. 71
    Dolly high as a kite in Berkeley says:

    I was hacked

    I was robbed of my glorious political creer

    I am now Kate’s bottle washer

    Better than being on benefits I suppose

  72. 72
    Louise into heavy metal in New York says:

    I will now be writing a chick lite best seller all about this thingy….

  73. 73
  74. 74
    Browned says:

  75. 75
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Guido blog readers do not discriminate on the basis of skin colour. We hate everyone, separately but equally. I tell a lie. We are especially hard on Gordon Brown, and on radical Muzzies of any complexion, as these are the largest sources of the most evil in the world.

  76. 76
    The Murdoch Mob in New York says:

    We will publish it Baby

  77. 77
    Well it's a thought says:

    You been reading back issues of Guido’s comments, mainly silly old bat 71, seems Sky have as well.

  78. 78
    Gordon probably threw a tantrum and demanded this story be run says:

    Oh dear. Brown’s gone into damage-limitation mode after today’s revelations about how much money he makes while neglecting his duties as MP.

    GORDON Brown has earned £1.3million from his writing and speeches since he stood down as PM – and not taken a penny of it.

  79. 79
    anonymouse says:

    Why do I keep seeing the place-name Rotherham everywhere?. Answers on a… No don’t bother.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    nothing happening until the P,a,e,do and establishment connection sorted. politicians are not the servants of the people. whoever they serve, they are being rewarded generously. They must be doing something right.

  81. 81
    Terry Wogan says:

    20 years ago nobody supported gay marriage. Does Owen’s ‘history’ damn the whole population?

    Or is he just a pompous nob?

  82. 82
    Well it's a thought says:

    You can’t tell the schoolboy that, his brain has been programmed to blame fatcher and the Bullingdon boys and the uconned us Torys, it’ll break his programming and might confuse him.

  83. 83
    A black person says:

    No, not a socialist. But I’ve seen many comments on here referring to “darkies, n*****s” and assorted other epithets.

  84. 84
    Louise in New York says:

    You now know why I left

  85. 85
    anonymouse says:

    Shit stir-er.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Social Media Expert?

    Don’t make me laugh.


  87. 87
    Prince Vultan says:

    [to the Hawkmen] DIVE!

  88. 88
    Baroness Warsi says:


  89. 89
    Jungly Barry says:

    I am having nuts

  90. 90
    Rotherham cannabis growers association says:

    Does “Full Leveson” now mean the “Full Monty”?

    Let it all hang out I say

  91. 91
    Dave the Rave, surrounded by criminals says:

    This is all too much for me

    I am going on paternity leave

    Like lovely gabs…

  92. 92
    Roscoe Rules says:

    None of my black mates would describe me as a racist but plenty of white liberals would.

  93. 93
    Lew Dact says:

    I always thought the Police accuse someone of an offence and it’s up to a Judge’n’Jury to decide if you have actually committed the offence.

  94. 94
    Lord Levesoffeventually says:

    Only from honky gringo cracker vampire trailer trash.

  95. 95
    Anthony "Wiener," US Congressional Pants Model, says:

    Give it up, Lukey baby, that “hacking” bit ain’t gonna work. I should know– this is all deja vu to me. And I had a wife who was BFF with Hillary Clinton. If I couldn’t “pull off” (if you will) e-mailing lewd pictures to young ladies of (shall we say) marginal legality age-wise, how do you think you will? And nobody accused me of going out searching after these girls, either– they “followed” ME on Twitter.

  96. 96
    Well I never, a painter says:

    I’m having difficulty in how to tell the colour of a person on a text commentary site, I even have problems in wondering if the person is a male or female unless I’m told by the person commentating, can you please tell me if my computer is broken as yours seems to be able to give you the answer to those questions .

  97. 97
    Derron Black says:

    I suppose my name is racist?. Fuck off retard.

  98. 98
    A black person says:


  99. 99
    It will fall off says:

    Put it away boys.

  100. 100
    Col. Nut says:

    We have “…a justice system that seeks the truth while protecting all of our rights.” do we? Pull the other one, it’s got balls on it.

  101. 101
    It will fall off says:

    LMAO. I have to say Guido’s pics are hilarious. A naked Beardy weirdy.

  102. 102
    Luke Boozier says:


  103. 103
    and Badger says:

    Mashed potato.

  104. 104

    And then there were those ‘senior labour figures’ caught up in Operation ore who discovered that their credit cards had been ‘stolen’.

    That D Notice still in place is it Guido?

  105. 105
    Interested Public says:

    Not so much trial, more tribulation.

  106. 106

    I hate everything and so does my wife.

  107. 107
    Whacked Off Spokesperson Huge Grunt says:

    He can whack it any time, dontcha know ?

  108. 108
    Michael Jackson says:

    I can help with the ointments.

  109. 109
    Jimmy says:

    To be be fair, however distasteful it may seem to decent folk, it is not technically illegal to join the conservative party.

  110. 110
    Interested Public says:

    There are a large number who were prosecuted. Those details are available by google with political affiliation mentioned – if you blended the colors it would look like a blood orange.

  111. 111
    Well it's a thought says:

    The comments are worth a read.

  112. 112
  113. 113
    Dianne Abbot says:

    West Indian mothers would go to the wall to stamp out racism. Guido’s followers love playing divide and rule.

  114. 114
    Why Osborne's Plan A will not work says:

  115. 115
    JH3255275653423 says:

    ‘not taken a penny of it’

    Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

  116. 116
    Tachybaptus says:

    If you can find one to join.

  117. 117
    keredybretsa says:

    Things will get tweeted before they get twatted. Diggin’ dirt ain’t just a job for gardeners.

  118. 118
    Gooey Blob says:

    So he only believes in spend, spend, spend if it’s somebody else’s money.

  119. 119
    G. Brown (not in the Uk just now, please leave a message) says:

    I taught him all he knows.

  120. 120
    imho says:

    Patricia Hewitt, Harriet Harman.

    Jeeze, squashed squelching slugs look better than either.

  121. 121
    gracie fields says:

    the tory press make pretence of balance but the daily record is just a blatant labour shite rag

  122. 122
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Plus shagging rights

  123. 123
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    What the bbc knows about economics you could write in crayon on an electron.

  124. 124
    Mike Read says:

    It’s not me.

  125. 125
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Probably you writing them you whitey sock puppet troll.

  126. 126
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Then the clown should pay it all in to the Treasury, and everything else he earns in the future.

  127. 127
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Your wife’s hilary’s beard and everyone knows it.

  128. 128
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Fast forward Owen Jones 50 years. ” Oh yeh I was wrong back in the day “. So do us a favour now Jonesy Boy, shut the fuck up.

  129. 129
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Once again man named, woman gets to slander anonymously.

  130. 130
  131. 131
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    All gone quiet.
    Tom Watson
    Margaret Hodge
    The BBC
    Sally Trending Bercow

  132. 132
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Ask Kelvin McKenzie, he’ll know.

  133. 133
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Why is Vaz sticking his nose into the family of the nurse who took her own life. Is Miliband still on Dowler and McCann overload?

  134. 134
    Why Osborne's Plan A will not work says:

    UK will borrow over £15bn this year. Cutting Foreign Aid will reduce it by £10bn, £5bn can be easily found by cutting waste, reducing tax lope holes, cuts to benefits, etc.

    It can be done now, rather than doing it Osborne wants to delay it till 2017/2018. By the time we get the next budget it will be moved to 2018/2019.

    Deficit should be eliminated now.

  135. 135
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Vaz is obsessed with column inches. Which is where this thread started!

  136. 136
    Fishy says:

    Not pompous, just thick.

  137. 137
    Fishy says:

    Slither slither, slurp slurp

  138. 138
    The elephant in the room says:

    Surely Louise must have suspected that Luke simply didn’t measure up ?

  139. 139
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How can you – since you have been using the list for blackmailing / leveraging purposes since 1999?

  140. 140
    Go get 'em Guidio says:

    I suppose that when he’s found not to be guilty of such disgraceful pedo conduct he’ll be suing Mensch for ‘wrongful dismissal’ ah’hem

  141. 141
    Blowing Whistles says:

    We do not have properly informed jurors these days – it’s all part of the stagecraft.

    Jurors are from the moment they sit in the benches – surrepititiously and slowly suborned into subordination – by the leading actors – the judge and the Prosecution and the Defence Barristers.

    If light in particular cases, is to be ‘shone’ up the darker workings of the 4 pillars of the state – then at all costs the state’s interests will win out – nevermind the innocence or guilt of the defendant.

    A book – will be produced in the coming months – which will explain ever last dirty trick as to how the legal fraternity lie & cheat, steal and fit up innocents who dare to speak the truth. It ‘is based’ on several actual and true ‘fit ups’ by the legal vultures – in Crown Courts from up and down the land.

  142. 142
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And no matter what – the legal shysters will be getting richer YET AGAIN!!!

    THE DUMBASSES OF THE PUBLIC (especially non legal-qualified Politicians) – need to wake up to ‘the creation of litigation’ for the benefit of the legal trade only – no matter who the defendant or accuser is!!!

  143. 143
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nearly the best 90p I spent on sunday was on buying the Daily Star Sunday.

    Part quote page 18:-

    I didn’t know that Handycock had moved into new premises down in Portsmouth on a plot of “land owned by [Harry] Redknapp … opposite South Parade Pier … Portsmouth City council…” are looking into the matter of “The vermin …[that] have been thriving on the site.”

  144. 144
    Could be conspiracy but likely isn't says:

    Your thesis possibly alludes to the notion that the poorly defined ‘crown’ could in fact be the shadow government which is running the show ?

  145. 145
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    9 inches? when she was in the room?

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    He’s such an expert, he ragequit twitter! …twice!

  147. 147
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    9 inches? when she was in the room?

  148. 148
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    9 inches? when she was in the room?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry to be so ignorant this chap, Luke Bozier, who on earth is he?

  150. 150

    Watch 6this one closely, it is a benchmark on how serious the plod is on prosecuting. He was clearly trying to download underage porn and he certainly isn’t clever enough to cover his tracks.

  151. 151
    JabbaTheCat says:

    If all else fails, try Wales…

  152. 152
    JabbaTheCat says:

    True, but fair…

  153. 153
    My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

    “He would say that, wouldn’t he?” – Mandy Rice-Davies, sometime in the marvellous interesting early sixties, in that Lahndahn,

  154. 154
    My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

    No smoke without fire, ey UK Uncut?

  155. 155
    My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

    ..and above vid was not about Sam Cams refit of the kitchen of no.10 as soon as she clamped her eyes on it, honest, wasting and spending the nation’s purse, honest.

    To me a kitchen is a kitchen – as long as it has a cooker, a fridge, a freezer, and a TING microwave, Victorian even, as long as it works, I will be happy Sam, you tragic lost in fashion waster.

  156. 156
    Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

    Actually my horse chestnut tree suffers from moth grubs, producing those pesky small white moths, by the way David Attenborough, to be pedantic. But trees shag too, don’t they, Dave?

  157. 157
    Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

    bugger it, a song for Sam Cams, about family true life, kiddies going to school, taken by their actual mothers, in true life,

  158. 158
    Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

    bugger it part n., torys, solar panels and windmills, via Milano, fashionistaic,

  159. 159
    Clare Deloon says:

    … something right? But for whom….?

  160. 160
    Clare Deloon says:

    Not long ago it was the Age of Akweerius. Nice (co)incidental music…

  161. 161
    Dessert is served says:

    ha ha !! +1

  162. 162
    Dessert is served says:

    En passant, is the aptly named Jim Hacker of Sir Humphrey fame a broad hint which we all missed at the time? Hidden in plain sight as they say???

  163. 163
    Common (as muck) Purposefully says:

    Tell Thacker. She’ll sort him out pdq.

  164. 164
    Common (as muck) Purposefully says:

    Di, the only wall we would like you to go to – and preferably before the weekend – is the Great One in China.

    And don’t bother coming back.

  165. 165
    Common (as muck) Purposefully says:

    Cannabis is a common [purpose] or garden weed which thrives in the local Rotherham climate environment locally…um….

  166. 166
    Pop goes the weasel says:

    With just a little more pressure the chip in his neck will overheat and blow his head off, just like it happens in all the futuristic movies we see.

  167. 167
    Pop goes the weasel says:

    Nothing new here. This was all discussed fully here a couple of days ago.

  168. 168
    Pop goes the weasel says:

    No, not Milibrain, but Hatpin Harpic still is. Seems like there is nothing at all on any of the news bulletins these days but the nurse story.

    WTF is going on / being covered up?

  169. 169
    Clare Deloon says:

    Almost. Photo ops are few and far between and India rubber bands always stick together…(even if one or more of them is actually African)

  170. 170
    Clare Deloon says:

    Here here. All lawyers, and/or those with any sort of connection with the legal fraternity should be banned from becoming MPs (or their ‘advisers’)

  171. 171
    Monaco Bank Manager says:

    That’s where ‘arry’s dog goes for her early morning pee.

  172. 172
    FlipC says:

    Indeed “Luke says he is innocent” not in this statement he doesn’t. He states he’s been the victim of a crime and that it’s “up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act”.

    Hardly a ringing declaration of innocence.

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