December 10th, 2012

Luke Bozier Statement Following Arrest

Luke Bozier has given a statement to Josh Halliday about his email account being “maliciously accessed”:

“Deeply private and personal information was posted on the web, and allegations of illegal activity were made. I cut short a trip to the United States on the 6th [December] to request that the Metropolitan police carry out investigations into the alleged illegal acts. As a result I was questioned by police on Friday 7 December. We live in a society of laws and of a justice system that seeks the truth while protecting all of our rights. While some have sought to place me on – as Lord Justice Leveson puts it – ‘trial by Twitter’ – I am engaging in the appropriate legal processes to clear my name. I am deeply aggrieved that it is possible that people can get away with computer hacking behaviour which, without any check, balance, or justification in law, can destroy lives. It is now up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act. I am co-operating fully and assisting in their enquiries.”

Luke says he is innocent, but then he also said he had a nine inch…


  1. 1
    Lord Jimmy McAlpine says:


    • 15
      Plato says:

      “I am engaging in the appropriate legal processes”

      Erm…he doesn’t have much choice when the police start asking questions?

      • 114
        Why Osborne's Plan A will not work says:

        • 123
          carry hole is a complete hunt says:

          What the bbc knows about economics you could write in crayon on an electron.

          • Why Osborne's Plan A will not work says:

            UK will borrow over £15bn this year. Cutting Foreign Aid will reduce it by £10bn, £5bn can be easily found by cutting waste, reducing tax lope holes, cuts to benefits, etc.

            It can be done now, rather than doing it Osborne wants to delay it till 2017/2018. By the time we get the next budget it will be moved to 2018/2019.

            Deficit should be eliminated now.

          • My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

            No smoke without fire, ey UK Uncut?

          • My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

            ..and above vid was not about Sam Cams refit of the kitchen of no.10 as soon as she clamped her eyes on it, honest, wasting and spending the nation’s purse, honest.

            To me a kitchen is a kitchen – as long as it has a cooker, a fridge, a freezer, and a TING microwave, Victorian even, as long as it works, I will be happy Sam, you tragic lost in fashion waster.

          • Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

            bugger it, a song for Sam Cams, about family true life, kiddies going to school, taken by their actual mothers, in true life,

          • Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

            bugger it part n., torys, solar panels and windmills, via Milano, fashionistaic,

      • 145
        Hadrian (Emp.) says:

        9 inches? when she was in the room?

    • 23
      • 44
        Archer Karcher says:

        MP’s always help themselves when dishing it out to taxpayers. Kick the lying thieves of the LabLibCon out of British politics for ever.

        • 80
          Anonymous says:

          nothing happening until the P,a,e,do and establishment connection sorted. politicians are not the servants of the people. whoever they serve, they are being rewarded generously. They must be doing something right.

      • 119
        G. Brown (not in the Uk just now, please leave a message) says:

        I taught him all he knows.

    • 89
      Jungly Barry says:

      I am having nuts

    • 149
      Anonymous says:

      Sorry to be so ignorant this chap, Luke Bozier, who on earth is he?

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Did not Mcbride and Draper use the Hacked excuse?

    • 71
      Dolly high as a kite in Berkeley says:

      I was hacked

      I was robbed of my glorious political creer

      I am now Kate’s bottle washer

      Better than being on benefits I suppose

    • 104

      And then there were those ‘senior labour figures’ caught up in Operation ore who discovered that their credit cards had been ‘stolen’.

      That D Notice still in place is it Guido?

      • 110
        Interested Public says:

        There are a large number who were prosecuted. Those details are available by google with political affiliation mentioned – if you blended the colors it would look like a blood orange.

  3. 3
    White, uncut, 9 inches says:

    Call me… maybe

  4. 4
    Trade Descriptions Act says:

    Nine inches my arse LMAO

  5. 5
    9 inch uncut says:

    Was that not his knob in the photo? It appeared that his face was looming above it. Let us hope this is all sorted soon. I, for one, am fed up seeing photos of the bellend

  6. 8
    Swampy says:

    Doesn’t he work for Scameron?

  7. 9
    Sue Brown says:

    What a tosser!

  8. 10
    UK Uncut says:

    We would like to make it clear we have no association with this individual

  9. 11
    Justine Thornton QC Wife of Millonaire Ed says:

    It is only right that an upstanding member who has worked for the guardian is allow to show off his penis on the internet. I will defend him also it makes my ed jealous Keeeeerching

  10. 12
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Gordon Brown trending **innocent face**

  11. 14
    @Sally Bercow says:

    Luke Brozier creamed rice? no thanks

  12. 16
    Judge Jeffreys says:

    Take him down.

    Then hang him up.

  13. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    Edward VII hospital had no security in place for high profile patient tel calls. Hospital failed staff and patients by cutting costs.

    Just can’t trust the Tories on the NHS,or anything else you may care to mention.

  14. 19
    Louise Face-Like-A-Welders-Bensch says:

    “It is now up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act” – you must know whether you have or not too, fella.

    • 30
      Red Egg Millitit..... says:

      He does of course know and now knows what evidence, if any, the police have :)

      Might just be the reason for the statement.

      Innocent until proven guilty.:)

    • 49
      anonymouse says:

      You could try acting your age for a start.

    • 93
      Lew Dact says:

      I always thought the Police accuse someone of an offence and it’s up to a Judge’n’Jury to decide if you have actually committed the offence.

      • 141
        Blowing Whistles says:

        We do not have properly informed jurors these days – it’s all part of the stagecraft.

        Jurors are from the moment they sit in the benches – surrepititiously and slowly suborned into subordination – by the leading actors – the judge and the Prosecution and the Defence Barristers.

        If light in particular cases, is to be ‘shone’ up the darker workings of the 4 pillars of the state – then at all costs the state’s interests will win out – nevermind the innocence or guilt of the defendant.

        A book – will be produced in the coming months – which will explain ever last dirty trick as to how the legal fraternity lie & cheat, steal and fit up innocents who dare to speak the truth. It ‘is based’ on several actual and true ‘fit ups’ by the legal vultures – in Crown Courts from up and down the land.

        • 144
          Could be conspiracy but likely isn't says:

          Your thesis possibly alludes to the notion that the poorly defined ‘crown’ could in fact be the shadow government which is running the show ?

  15. 20
    Sue Brown says:

    If he is innocent, then why did he resign? What did the hacker find? Dodgy.

  16. 21
    Kevin T says:

    How many Labour paedophiles is that now? It’s gone well beyond “Labour 25″. Closer to “Labour 50″ by my count. Maybe it’s time for Patricia Hewitt and Harriet Harman to restart their campaign to make paedophilia legal before their whole party is inside.

  17. 22
    JH32532412344 says:

    So… no denial it was all your ‘material’ then Luke.

    Was it illegally accessed? Yes.

    Are you a deluded little perv either way? Yes.

    Are you ruined? Yes.

    • 24
      Plato says:

      He’s certainly very careful with the words he uses. And the non-denial, denials.

      • 172
        FlipC says:

        Indeed “Luke says he is innocent” not in this statement he doesn’t. He states he’s been the victim of a crime and that it’s “up to the police to decide whether or not I have committed an illegal act”.

        Hardly a ringing declaration of innocence.

  18. 25
    Sue Brown says:

    “I am co-
    operating fully and
    assisting in their

    He says while shitting his pants.

  19. 26
    Richard Cheese says:

    Who’s a naughty boy then

  20. 32
    The fag police. says:

    Does he smoke?

  21. 33
    The Public says:

    I have no idea who this guy is and have no interest in finding out

  22. 41
    anonymouse says:

    Sally is an expert in “trial by twitter”.

  23. 42
    Public Opinion says:

    It was not 9 inches, and who cares about you. Ciao.

  24. 45
    Whacked Off Campaign says:

    We advocate full Leveson for the entire internet, and against anyone who points out that internet censorship would not have had any impact on what happened here. Think of the victim.

    • 90
      Rotherham cannabis growers association says:

      Does “Full Leveson” now mean the “Full Monty”?

      Let it all hang out I say

  25. 46
  26. 47
    Hacked off says:

    Maybe he could not hack it? *Dum tsh*

  27. 51
    A black person says:

    So, having read comments in previous threads today and other days, I take it I won’t be very welcome here?

  28. 54
    Lord Levesoffeventually says:

    I don’t understand this but it should definitely be regulated by a voluntary system backed up by threats and coercion.

  29. 59
    In other news says:

    Yewtree arrest guy apparently bailed. No confirmation on Id as of yet.

  30. 60
    Kent Constable says:

    9″ uncut?

    so thats a 4″ stiffie and 5″ of flaggy saggy foreskin.

    cheeky non-fucker!!!

  31. 68
    Baldwin of white powder fame says:

    Did anyone see this?

    A fukcing CHAV called up the Police ‘cos his cannabis plants were nicked…

    I love it…

    • 79
      anonymouse says:

      Why do I keep seeing the place-name Rotherham everywhere?. Answers on a… No don’t bother.

    • 165
      Common (as muck) Purposefully says:

      Cannabis is a common [purpose] or garden weed which thrives in the local Rotherham climate environment locally…um….

  32. 73
  33. 73
    Browned says:
    • 81
      Terry Wogan says:

      20 years ago nobody supported gay marriage. Does Owen’s ‘history’ damn the whole population?

      Or is he just a pompous nob?

    • 82
      Well it's a thought says:

      You can’t tell the schoolboy that, his brain has been programmed to blame fatcher and the Bullingdon boys and the uconned us Torys, it’ll break his programming and might confuse him.

      • 166
        Pop goes the weasel says:

        With just a little more pressure the chip in his neck will overheat and blow his head off, just like it happens in all the futuristic movies we see.

    • 85
      anonymouse says:

      Shit stir-er.

    • 88
      Baroness Warsi says:


    • 128
      I don't nee d no doctor says:

      Fast forward Owen Jones 50 years. ” Oh yeh I was wrong back in the day “. So do us a favour now Jonesy Boy, shut the fuck up.

  34. 78
    Gordon probably threw a tantrum and demanded this story be run says:

    Oh dear. Brown’s gone into damage-limitation mode after today’s revelations about how much money he makes while neglecting his duties as MP.

    GORDON Brown has earned £1.3million from his writing and speeches since he stood down as PM – and not taken a penny of it.

  35. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Social Media Expert?

    Don’t make me laugh.


  36. 91
    Dave the Rave, surrounded by criminals says:

    This is all too much for me

    I am going on paternity leave

    Like lovely gabs…

  37. 95
    Anthony "Wiener," US Congressional Pants Model, says:

    Give it up, Lukey baby, that “hacking” bit ain’t gonna work. I should know– this is all deja vu to me. And I had a wife who was BFF with Hillary Clinton. If I couldn’t “pull off” (if you will) e-mailing lewd pictures to young ladies of (shall we say) marginal legality age-wise, how do you think you will? And nobody accused me of going out searching after these girls, either– they “followed” ME on Twitter.

  38. 100
    Col. Nut says:

    We have “…a justice system that seeks the truth while protecting all of our rights.” do we? Pull the other one, it’s got balls on it.

  39. 102
    Luke Boozier says:


  40. 109
    Jimmy says:

    To be be fair, however distasteful it may seem to decent folk, it is not technically illegal to join the conservative party.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Things will get tweeted before they get twatted. Diggin’ dirt ain’t just a job for gardeners.

  43. 131
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    All gone quiet.
    Tom Watson
    Margaret Hodge
    The BBC
    Sally Trending Bercow

  44. 133
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Why is Vaz sticking his nose into the family of the nurse who took her own life. Is Miliband still on Dowler and McCann overload?

    • 137
      Fishy says:

      Slither slither, slurp slurp

    • 168
      Pop goes the weasel says:

      No, not Milibrain, but Hatpin Harpic still is. Seems like there is nothing at all on any of the news bulletins these days but the nurse story.

      WTF is going on / being covered up?

  45. 135
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Vaz is obsessed with column inches. Which is where this thread started!

    • 169
      Clare Deloon says:

      Almost. Photo ops are few and far between and India rubber bands always stick together…(even if one or more of them is actually African)

  46. 138
    The elephant in the room says:

    Surely Louise must have suspected that Luke simply didn’t measure up ?

  47. 140
    Go get 'em Guidio says:

    I suppose that when he’s found not to be guilty of such disgraceful pedo conduct he’ll be suing Mensch for ‘wrongful dismissal’ ah’hem

    • 142
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And no matter what – the legal shysters will be getting richer YET AGAIN!!!

      THE DUMBASSES OF THE PUBLIC (especially non legal-qualified Politicians) – need to wake up to ‘the creation of litigation’ for the benefit of the legal trade only – no matter who the defendant or accuser is!!!

      • 170
        Clare Deloon says:

        Here here. All lawyers, and/or those with any sort of connection with the legal fraternity should be banned from becoming MPs (or their ‘advisers’)

  48. 143
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nearly the best 90p I spent on sunday was on buying the Daily Star Sunday.

    Part quote page 18:-

    I didn’t know that Handycock had moved into new premises down in Portsmouth on a plot of “land owned by [Harry] Redknapp … opposite South Parade Pier … Portsmouth City council…” are looking into the matter of “The vermin …[that] have been thriving on the site.”

  49. 150

    Watch 6this one closely, it is a benchmark on how serious the plod is on prosecuting. He was clearly trying to download underage porn and he certainly isn’t clever enough to cover his tracks.

  50. 153
    My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

    “He would say that, wouldn’t he?” – Mandy Rice-Davies, sometime in the marvellous interesting early sixties, in that Lahndahn,

    • 156
      Swedish chef with his meat ballens says:

      Actually my horse chestnut tree suffers from moth grubs, producing those pesky small white moths, by the way David Attenborough, to be pedantic. But trees shag too, don’t they, Dave?

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