Congratulations are in order to Chloe Smith this morning as it’s announced she is getting married. According to the Norfolk Evening News the “love-struck” Norwich North MP
”said she was “incredibly proud” to announce her engagement to a former soldier who she proposed to after a four-month romance.”
Presumably Paxo will be the guest of honour.
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
“Presumably Paxo will be the guest of honour” -
Chief bridesmaid surely.
Marriage? Between a man and a non-Gayer? Filthy perversion!
Shut up, Dave. People will twig you’re a raging fag.
They never twigged about me.
It’s beneath my dignity.
F’uck you Chloe!
I’m Gobsmacked. I put Chloe on my A list because thhey said she was a lesbian.
Here in Rotheram, we only approve of forced marriage as it’s far more enriching.
What a pity. I had my eye on Chloe myself. Never mind big boy, congratulations Chloe. Boaz.
I can confirm you probably are from Rotherham seeing as you can’t spell your own town.
Is it going to be a Cameron multi sexual preference service?
Norwich. Are they cousins?
Kissing cousins. You’ve got to admit that they appear to share the same genes.
They appear to share the same sex.
Nothing wrong with a bit of butch.
“Britain should get fracking”
Frack off, you hook nosed c’unt.
And exactly when was she proposed to?
COME ON, COME ON
……….what question did she ask? Jow many times did she have to ask him before he replied with a straight answer?
Steered
To fuck up with gay abandon.
Racist
Fruitcake certainly.
How impoverished and rancid you are.
An apology to the Rt Hon George Osborne MP
In several posts on my blog “Pride’s Purge”, I accept that I have made a number of untrue and defamatory statements about the Chancellor of the Exchequer Mr George Osborne.
In particular, I would like to unreservedly and sincerely apologise to Mr Osborne for any suggestions I may have made that Mr Osborne’s only job before becoming Chancellor was as a towel folder in Selfridges.
I now acknowledge that there was no truth to this statement and I am happy to correct the position as follows:
Mr Osborne’s employment before he became MP and Chancellor was as a towel RE-folder in Selfridges and at no point in his career was Mr Osborne employed as a mere towel folder in any department store anywhere in the UK including Selfridges.
I would therefore like to offer my sincere and unreserved apologies to Mr Osborne for suggesting otherwise and for any inconvenience and damage which this untrue statement may have caused him.
I am also happy to correct the assertions I made on this blog that Mr Osborne may be a bit of a twat.
According to the Oxford English dictionary ‘twat’ is a vulgar synonym for a vagina.
As vaginas are rather nice and Mr Osborne quite clearly isn’t, I am sorry for any inconvenience and damage which this untrue statement in my blog may have caused too.
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LEGAL UPDATE: my legal advisers in the comments section below have pointed out it would be wise for me to also make a full and unreserved apology to vaginas everywhere for libellously comparing them to George Osborne – something I am more than happy to do.
What about your references to c.unts? I think you ought to apologise to them for implying that they were equivalent to Mr Osborne.
One thing is for sure .
As a Chancellor he is absolutely hopeless.
I wish to point out that vagina and twat are (unless you are a gayer) things that can be categorised as useful, and therefore bear no relationship to Osborne at all.
Finally, we are all sure you would do a much better job of it.
Don’t fanny about, man up and make a propper Monbiot appology.
Hope she doesn’t gargle on her wedding vows.
Thankfully she doesn’t have to say much more than ‘I do’ …I am sure she can manage it, so we can rest easy!!
An MP directly answering a question you have got to be kidding.
“Do you take blah blah”
“First let me say how brave our soldiers are, and that this was because of Labour …….”
The most puke inducing interview I’ve read in some time. We truly are governed by degenerate bastard filth. Oh God for an Enoch or a Michael Foot.
“Miss Smith said: “The silly man should have known better than to lay such a challenge.”
Well, why did you propose to him, dear?
We thought wimmin were only supposed to propose on 29 February. She is clearly an upstart popinjay.
She proposed to him?, she in training to be the next leader of the uconned us, when a politician does something these days , I just wonder what they’re real intentions are.
who?
“Four-month romance”? I take it the maternity leave’s already booked, then?
I wonder if Paxo will be doing the stuffing?
Will she register her wedding list at Binns?
Binns is defunct how many times do i have to tell you!!!!
Shut up you all – this is a wonderful moment for Chloe in her life, and frankly, you are being a right set of bastards/bitches about her. A song for Chloe, and good luck to her – she’ll need it!
oh jeesus!
x1000000.Good luck Chloe
What’s she going to say when the vicar asks her the ‘Do you, Chloe,’ question?
Shut up you all, you being right nasty to Chloe, when she is at a nice window in her life. You bastards/bitches. Song for Chloe, appropriate,
Bootifull
I would smash her.
Why does she want to marry a British soldier (probably a war criminal) anway?
The following was totally odd:
‘The funny thing is, you should see how organised our wedding spreadsheet is!’
Has he ordered the crib yet ?
The vows could take quite a while to get through.
Good luck to you Chloe,and if you want to know one bit of advice
to hanging on to your man,.”Keep his stomach full,and his bollocks empty”.
Fide et fiducia.
presumably when the bloke popped the question she couldn’t give a coherent answer….
brings a tear it does,
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/10/article-0-16704F61000005DC-406_634x905.jpg
Nice photo DM, quite phallic.