December 10th, 2012

Congratulations Chloe

Congratulations are in order to Chloe Smith this morning as it’s announced she is getting married.  According to the Norfolk Evening News the “love-struck” Norwich North MP

 “said she was “incredibly proud” to announce her engagement to a former soldier who she proposed to after a four-month romance.”

Presumably Paxo will be the guest of honour.


55 Comments

  1. 1
    YorkshireLad says:

    “Presumably Paxo will be the guest of honour” –

    Chief bridesmaid surely.

  2. 2
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Here in Rotheram, we only approve of forced marriage as it’s far more enriching.

  3. 3
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Is it going to be a Cameron multi sexual preference service?

  4. 4
    Arthur James says:

    Norwich. Are they cousins?

  5. 5
    Boris Johnson says:

    “Britain should get fracking”

  6. 6
    Ha ha says:

  7. 7
    Paxo says:

    And exactly when was she proposed to?

    COME ON, COME ON

  8. 8
    Comedy Gold says:

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Tom Pride says:

    An apology to the Rt Hon George Osborne MP

    In several posts on my blog “Pride’s Purge”, I accept that I have made a number of untrue and defamatory statements about the Chancellor of the Exchequer Mr George Osborne.

    In particular, I would like to unreservedly and sincerely apologise to Mr Osborne for any suggestions I may have made that Mr Osborne’s only job before becoming Chancellor was as a towel folder in Selfridges.

    I now acknowledge that there was no truth to this statement and I am happy to correct the position as follows:

    Mr Osborne’s employment before he became MP and Chancellor was as a towel RE-folder in Selfridges and at no point in his career was Mr Osborne employed as a mere towel folder in any department store anywhere in the UK including Selfridges.

    I would therefore like to offer my sincere and unreserved apologies to Mr Osborne for suggesting otherwise and for any inconvenience and damage which this untrue statement may have caused him.

    I am also happy to correct the assertions I made on this blog that Mr Osborne may be a bit of a twat.

    According to the Oxford English dictionary ‘twat’ is a vulgar synonym for a vagina.

    As vaginas are rather nice and Mr Osborne quite clearly isn’t, I am sorry for any inconvenience and damage which this untrue statement in my blog may have caused too.

    .

    LEGAL UPDATE: my legal advisers in the comments section below have pointed out it would be wise for me to also make a full and unreserved apology to vaginas everywhere for libellously comparing them to George Osborne – something I am more than happy to do.

  11. 11
    Labour Websters Dictionary says:

    Steered

    To fuck up with gay abandon.

  12. 12
    Butch Dave says:

    Marriage? Between a man and a non-Gayer? Filthy perversion!

  13. 13
    Lee Grasper says:

    Racist

  14. 14
    Sam the beard from Witney says:

    Shut up, Dave. People will twig you’re a raging fag.

  15. 15
    A newsnight stuffing is good for you says:

    ……….what question did she ask? Jow many times did she have to ask him before he replied with a straight answer?

  16. 16
    England says:

    Frack off, you hook nosed c’unt.

  17. 17
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Fruitcake certainly.

  18. 18
    Enoch Powell says:

    They never twigged about me.

  19. 19
    A legal eagle says:

    What about your references to c.unts? I think you ought to apologise to them for implying that they were equivalent to Mr Osborne.

  20. 20
    The most Reverend Paxo says:

    Hope she doesn’t gargle on her wedding vows.

  21. 21
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Thankfully she doesn’t have to say much more than ‘I do’ …I am sure she can manage it, so we can rest easy!!

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    The most puke inducing interview I’ve read in some time. We truly are governed by degenerate bastard filth. Oh God for an Enoch or a Michael Foot.

  23. 23
    Judge Dread says:

    One thing is for sure .

    As a Chancellor he is absolutely hopeless.

  24. 24
    Brokeback Politics says:

    I wish to point out that vagina and twat are (unless you are a gayer) things that can be categorised as useful, and therefore bear no relationship to Osborne at all.

  25. 25
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Miss Smith said: “The silly man should have known better than to lay such a challenge.”

    Well, why did you propose to him, dear?

  26. 26
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    An MP directly answering a question you have got to be kidding.

    “Do you take blah blah”

    “First let me say how brave our soldiers are, and that this was because of Labour …….”

  27. 27
    Bluto says:

    How impoverished and rancid you are.

  28. 28
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

    It’s beneath my dignity.

  29. 29
    Well it's a thought says:

    She proposed to him?, she in training to be the next leader of the uconned us, when a politician does something these days , I just wonder what they’re real intentions are.

  30. 30
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Finally, we are all sure you would do a much better job of it.

  31. 31
    Households and Businesses says:

    F’uck you Chloe!

  32. 32
    horehound says:

    who?

  33. 33
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “Four-month romance”? I take it the maternity leave’s already booked, then?

  34. 34
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I wonder if Paxo will be doing the stuffing?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Shut up you all – this is a wonderful moment for Chloe in her life, and frankly, you are being a right set of bastards/bitches about her. A song for Chloe, and good luck to her – she’ll need it!

  36. 36
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    What’s she going to say when the vicar asks her the ‘Do you, Chloe,’ question?

  37. 37
    Abdul, Moussa and Dave says:

    We thought wimmin were only supposed to propose on 29 February. She is clearly an upstart popinjay.

  38. 38
    Dave the gay PMer says:

    I’m Gobsmacked. I put Chloe on my A list because thhey said she was a lesbian.

  39. 39
    Dance with my Wild Boars says:

    Shut up you all, you being right nasty to Chloe, when she is at a nice window in her life. You bastards/bitches. Song for Chloe, appropriate,

  40. 40
    Dance with my Wild Boars says:

    oh jeesus!

  41. 41
    Gene Genie says:

    Kissing cousins. You’ve got to admit that they appear to share the same genes.

  42. 42
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Will she register her wedding list at Binns?

  43. 43
    Bernard Matthews says:

    Bootifull

  44. 44
    Similars attract says:

    They appear to share the same sex.

    Nothing wrong with a bit of butch.

  45. 45
    Chloe's stalker says:

    I would smash her.

    Why does she want to marry a British soldier (probably a war criminal) anway?

  46. 46
    Right Rvd Shotgun says:

    The following was totally odd:

    ‘The funny thing is, you should see how organised our wedding spreadsheet is!’

    Has he ordered the crib yet ?

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    The vows could take quite a while to get through.

  48. 48
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Binns is defunct how many times do i have to tell you!!!!

  49. 49
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    What a pity. I had my eye on Chloe myself. Never mind big boy, congratulations Chloe. Boaz.

  50. 50
    Jonno List says:

    I can confirm you probably are from Rotherham seeing as you can’t spell your own town.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    x1000000.Good luck Chloe

  52. 52
    restore the monasteries says:

    Good luck to you Chloe,and if you want to know one bit of advice
    to hanging on to your man,.”Keep his stomach full,and his bollocks empty”.

    Fide et fiducia.

  53. 53
    robbie says:

    presumably when the bloke popped the question she couldn’t give a coherent answer….

  54. 54
    Boo Mint says:

    Don’t fanny about, man up and make a propper Monbiot appology.

  55. 55
    My Horse Chestnut tree has STD says:

    brings a tear it does,

    Nice photo DM, quite phallic.


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