Sam & Dave’s Christmas Card
Godless, jolly and patriotic without anything Christmassy or traditional.
A Cameroon Christmas card…
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
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Nice airhead smile from Sam, as usual.
Another non Christmas card, Cameron needs to go now and let someone with a bit of go and authority run the Country. He is not a Churchill, more of a Michael Foot.
Michael Foot is a legend – you should read up about him. Cameron is more of a Mike Hunt…..
Michael Foot was a right-wing, extremist, anti-European closet racist fruitcake loony – he opposed the EU! Reactionary, dangerous, we need to be at the heart of Europe.
Have you heard his speech during WWII when I think he was editor of The Evening Standard? It is a classic – it is in one of these vid parts, the second one I think, if I remember right,
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=193_1275252199
Does anybody actually send chrimbo cards anysmore – I cant remember the last times I got one
Perhaps if you sent some out you might get some in return you stingy twat.
Kebab for gawd sakes, sent you one below – ok same one I sent to everyone here, as like Cameron does. OK, you have asked for it Kebab, one just for precious you, falling on your door mat, now
And NOOOO. Kebab, I don’t want nor expect one in return, but saying that, one would be nice! : )
Careful with the fruitcake and all the shit in one sentence fuckface, sorry, grauniad reader
Wot, no gay person in the piccy!
Shurely shome mishtake
That bint with the fiery ice cream cone must be a token of something or other
the only thing black on his card is the door….
Britain is finished.. Over Taxed,, Adulterated currency.. Sound like Rome.. A few Games to deflect the publics attention while their wealth is spirited away on the BOE printing machines..
CONLIBOUR Political have ran the country into the Ground.. Thatchers Children Self interested Thieves at the Heart of every institution.. Its all fell to pieces.. Jimmy Saville is just the Tip of the corrupt pile of Shit..
RAGE, yep, sadly.
Yeah, let’s blame Fatcher, she stole all the milk!
A foot is a leg end.
Clegg dislikes the British culture and appears to be the driving force behind the changes such as gay marriage and mass immigration. He is an atheist why does he care?? His actions are about changing our culture and make it easier to fit in aEuropean superstate. Vote UKIP.
Clegg is a Dutchman. He’s not even a traitor, merely doing what one would expect of someone whose loyalties are elsewhere.
Mr Foot was also a member of the reserve assassination squad “Scallywags”, in case the Germans did manage to invade Britain.
He had more balls in his little finger than Cameron or Balls could dream of.
All talk. Did he see any actual action?
More than you gay boy
More of a Michael 0.304 800 609 6012 meter than a Anthony Holmes-Watson-Wedgewood-Benn&Jerry
Michael Foot – A leg-end in his own lifetime….
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Er, a recession is TWO CONSECUTIVE quarters of negative growth. Even if we were to endure six months of contraction – and the signs are we’re doing rather better than that – we wouldn’t officially be back in recession until the end of the period.
Frankly, we’re doing considerably better than most, even if a few hard-left socialists like Balls and Miliband are trying to talk us down.
It’s not a 3-dip recession just because the year ends up lower.
It’s adding two negative numbers (of the 2-dip recession) and a positive number (the following quarter of positive growth) and finding that the total is still negative.
e.g. -2 + -1 + 1.5 = -1.5
That’s not 3-dip, it’s just that the total growth has not risen above 0.
It is frankly scarey that this needs to be explained.
Hereare the actual UK oil production figures
http://www.theoildrum.com/files/UK_C+C+NGL_production.png
Very worrying for the UK Tresury and balance of payments
Complete and utter knob!
He really is a Hunt!
The picture was taken during the summer Olympics by the looks of things. It has bog-all to do with Father Christmas or Baby Jesus so shouldn’t upset any Christian/Western hating guardian voters.
But it features a Union flag and has no ostentatious display/celebration of ethnic diversity!!! Is that even allowed?
More like the Elizabeth on the throne for 60 years celebrations
Is not celebrating xmas a bad thing? Religion and the hypocrites who practice it makes me sick.
I’m pleased you are sick. We are all hoping it is fatal?
I see how you referred to Grauniad voters. There’s no such thing as a Grauniad reader any more…
Yeah, the Guardian vote. Authentic voice of the proletariat. Rolly-smoking representatives of the horny-handed sons of toil.
Dozens of ‘em, tapping away furiously on their MacBooks, striving for the betterment of the under/immigrant class. And the world.
They are public-school and Oxbridge educated, the entitled offspring of millionaires and gentry. They are People Who Know Better.
Christmas?
The time of year when 90%+ of Britons get pissed, overeat and watch TV and DON’T GO TO CHURCH.
Yup Xmas is GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT !!!!!!!!!
The remainder either go to church or do pagan rituals around Stonehenge.
One Term Dave has selected this for his Christmas card picture? Words fail me as to the crass ineptitude of this plonker of a vacuous PR man. Apart from anything else, my dog could have taken a far better picture than this dismal offering….
I’m surprised that the words ‘Vote For Me’ aren’t printed on the front of it, although I suppose the picture says this anyway. It’s every bit as bad as Militwat’s card, with that scary person next to him about to attack the photographer (with good cause).
Yep its strange, the chinless wonder appeared to be on the brink of a change of heart just one Christmas ago:
“At an event to mark the 400th anniversary of the publication of the King James version of the Bible he was reported as saying: ‘We are a Christian country and we should not be afraid to say so. The Bible has helped to give Britain a set of values and morals which make Britain what it is today. Values and morals we should actively stand up (for) and defend.” Hmm, the PR twotters got to him.
why is Cherie Blair in it?
Certainly looks like her.
No. I look like her. (*Wah-waaah*)
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/2/17/128793956612972896.jpg
slotgob
Who’s she?
Airhead? How could she stay married to him if she wasnt
The wholly family celebrates Christmas in the stable…….
Yes, at the trough.
SMUG TWAT ! Thinks hes a royal now !
bow to your superiors
We received a personal card from DC and Sam, as always, but if this is the card the plebs have to put up with I wouldn’t be impressed.
They haven’t quite reached the dizzy heights of Blair Incorporated yet – what with Cameron not having the blood of hundreds of thousands of innocents’ deaths [many jurisdictions] on his hands. n.b. ‘Yet’.
Dude. Checked BDB. Please let me know if in right direction on one of the following:
i) Parliamentary Lobbying : Charities / Infrastructure / Tax Disputes
ii) Dolphin Square Enfranchisement
iii) Representation for local authorities
They certainly are notable for having strong political presence out of the Roll A’ers
Could have said nice stepford wife smile from Sam, but I resisted, or have I?
Sam needs a good welsh shagging, ey Tom?
yeh baby!
Quick Nurse, he’s having a seizure!
Oh yeah but it’s probably MODERN isn’t it, and that’s what the prick is all about.
as MODERN as my fanny adams. If that dropped on my door rug, I’d feed it straight to my rabid dog – down wifey.
Pass the sick bucket please. And JC was a good fella by the way, but what he has got to do with that fat bloke with a white beard and red suit has always baffled me, and I am a practising pagan!
I don’t follow about you being a practicing pagan…? Maybe it’s because I’ve been working on a saturday so my brain’s turned to mush, but, I don’t follow your point?
As for the chappy dressed in red these days, the link between him and Jesus the Christ (to put it properly) is that the red-dressed bloke followed the teachings of Jesus and had a faith inspired by him, Santa being of course, St. Nicholas of Patara and the lovely story about money for dowreys for ladies in the village.
For the vast majority Christmas is now a period of gluttony and greed filled idolatory…
Posted this “card” on Ed M’s chrissy card blog thread here, so might as well post it here too – WHAT?, the red indians in it are us welsh??? maybe : )
You can’t say I am not being inclusive, Dave Cee.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/17/thatcher-christmas-card-gaddafi-saddam
Sending cards with a picture of your family on them is so 1970s bourgoise
No snow! No Christmas Tree! What’s wrong with these modern day politicians!!
They’re all c*unts?
I was thinking they are all wimps. Whether you liked her or not Mrs T was bulldog British down to her sensible shoes and lead weighted handbag . The Lady had guts and principles which is more than can be said of anyone in politics today!
Maggie may still be pondering of what it was about Ken C, Michael H and their ‘friends’ over that knife in the back?
As for a newer generation of ‘mongrel politicians’ who are publicly known to have ‘attached’ themselves to Maggie – one suspects they have ulterior motives too.
Checked BDB. Please let me know if in right direction on one of the following:
i) L0bby : Charities / Infrastructure / Tax Disputes
ii) DS Enfranchisement
iii) Representation for LA’s
They certainly are notable for having strong political presence out of the Roll A’ers
hoon / rupee / hutton / bluarir / whitewash / gm crops / biological secrets / dugher
Go on Guido, show us your official Christmas card for this year, they have shown theirs so you must show yours, I am sure 8illy would like to buy a pack
Guido’s Christmas wishes will be shown on the front page of the Dirty Star on Sunday
Alongside the multiple titties, cameltoes assorted Hunts and bums they always show in the decadent pagan rag…
Greedo now celebrates Hanukkah instead of christmas.
According to a member of the CAGW consensus, there has been no snow in the UK since 2010. As a Scientist said it, it must be true. Any white stuff seen has been made by snow machines hired by evil Big Oil.
Are you back in lala land again?
Find a dictionary (a big book with the meanings of lots of words in it) and look up the following;
1) Satire.
2) Sarcasm.
There hasn’t been any warming since Celine Dion was top of the charts (according to the official figures). Actually, her singing might have changed the climate.
I knew she and her sleazy B!lly Joel lookalike husband (check that, “B!lly Goat” lookalike– actually, both men are) had to be good for SOMETHING, after all.
I fucking hate politically correct globalists!
Fuck it, Cammo’s gonna agree to give ‘developing’ countries up to $100 billion because they’ve never thought of building dams. Geez, the lad’s about as Conservative as Shirley Williams.
dohn be rewd sherly tawt me to reden rite propa
Williams is marginally to the right of shithead socialist Cameron.
thats because he thinks he’s the Messiah.
Every one else knows he’s a politician (a hoon actually) in dire need of a decent fucksmack…
Which I am really willing to deliver!
Knob
That is all
Surprised there isn’t a black/Asian lezzer waving at us. ‘Diverse’ modern Britain. Dave’s favourite.
I think a West Indian mother would suffice.
Well the door is black.
Diane Abbott is officially Pointless.
Well – maybe if it’s cold out she could have a couple of points.
Wonder how much she got paid ‘Anon’?
More to the point, I wonder if she’ll declare it to Parliament.
What a smug looking bwtch she is!
The image fails to reference the Yule : why is that, lads ?
Yule be sorry you asked, if Sam and Dave decide to go after you.
Hold on– they’re coming…
happy winterval. pass the sick bag.
I may try a prank call on the twat and see if he pops a bottle of pills, you never know!
Don’t do that ! We might end up with militwit in no10 and bullyballs in the treasury! God Forbid!!
Say what you like about Cameron, at least he keeps the prize numpty and his odious cretin sidekick out of Downing Street.
That’s a pretty marginal call.
We’ve had St. Tone of Truth and Eternal War, St. Ruin of Madness and Wrecking, now we have to give thank’s to St. Dave of Gay News and Squander, for keeping out St.Ed of Bandwagons and Emptyheads.
Some choice.
prank call = death,
imagine a world like that,
scary that.
implies ppl are really weak…….
weak gravitate towards others who are weak.
is the monarchy weak?
The same could be said of men in particular; who are weak and who have to join other weaklings in gangs out there in society – in order to as a pack attack stronger individuals who stand up to the pack mentality. There are those here who ought to have the intelligence to ‘clock’ the inferences implied here … those who don’t are obviously too stoopid to even attempt to educate.
Most people when isolated will feel week and vulnerable.
Humans have strong herding instincts, which tribal instincts are based. Likely due to evolution, identifying those you are compatible with and with whom an allegiance may help your survival is perfectly natural.
These factors are used all the time for dividing groups of people who may pose a threat to the leaders, and for providing propagandized constructs for coercing certain parts of society to form groups and function in a certain way.
The reluctance most feel to ‘stand out from the crowd’ is the basis for peer pressure, self censorship and regulation of behaviour.
When you know how to manipulate these feelings, you can get people to do pretty much whatever you want, and you job as a leader becomes quite simple.
Psychologist – If you had monikered yourself up as a psychiatrist and used any trickery and rhetoric – I would have ripped your fucking quack snake-oil-salesman elixer comment of 5hite to bits – but seeing as you didn’t thats ok then.
Knowing the difference between the two is rather important – save that most mongs fail to notice.
Jezzuz Psychologist, well said. I gave up when I tried desperately to have a hearding habit, but it simply was not in m, so did gave up, and now I couldn’t give two ounces what people think of me, and I feel happier for it.
Imagine there are not retards
It’s easy if you try
No leftards beneath us
Above us no eutards either
Do you mind!
Trying not to offend Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, gays, disabled, blacks etc…only to offend Christians whose festival this is and ofwhom he pretends to be one.
Surprisingly, having spent far too long reading theology for a degree, and watching too much politics, Cameron has an underlying socialist-lite-anglican-catholic-esque Christianity seemingly running through the majority of his politics…
it merits a thesis but I can’t be arsed as I’m too busy having a real job and writing a thesis in my spare time on something much more interesting…
You didn’t really spend 3 fucking years wasting your life reading about sky fairies for peedohs and gays?
Funny how the educated in China and India want to be scientists, medics and engineers.
There was a very brief airing on CH4 last night – of a subject matter which gave up many clues about the failing of a particular group of people. The irony of here is that if I write the word I may well be modded – but here’s the clue the Zio Zits
http://www.4thought.tv
If it doesn’t work – “I’ll be back” – with the transcript of the 2 minute prog.
Last nights prog was of a Christian minister saying his bit against the agenda of Zio Zits of the world. Their ‘deceptions’ and the tangled web that they have woven are their downfall.
The Z’s are not really mainstream J though – they are different. Your analysis is correct.
Much is the shame that so many other so called intellectuals don’t realise how they have been duped by them – but hey pork is pork and stoopid twats are stoopid twats. Re-Educating some uugh no… many of them out of their lifetime of ‘indoctrination’ is a thankless task. Onward.
FML
I’m afraid I can’t be doing with all these politically correct idiots at the moment.
Xmas Tree and lights are up, nativity scene arranged on mantalepiece and FatherXmas sat on doorstep waiting for his reindeer.
Mince pies are a bit of a bore, truth to tell, but I quite like rum butter.
His taking up the cause of allowing homosexuals to marry in church makes marriage look absurd, the churches look absurd and the Conservative party look absurd: he would appear to be re-making things in his own image.
Er no! It makes him look absurd. Marriage is the most sensible arrangement for raising families and the most secure and caring institution for children that has evolved over centuries.
These modern politicians are idiots.
I think you’ll find the promotion of homos is about undermining the family and increasing dependence on the state. Surprised that Antonio Gramsci himself didn’t think of that one, loathsome little hunchback that he was. Still, he came up with PC and feminism, revised and perfected of course by his disciples in the Frankfurt School.
It’s all perfectly deliberate, and all planned long, long ago.
He does seem to think sodomy is more important than the economy.
Many thanks for that gem. I shall steal it and pass it off as my own at the next opportunity.
…unlike Balls, who just b*ggered the country’s finances…
Balls is a c*unt like Cameron too. But that’s another story.
The Frankfurt school refined the attack on the family unit which they managed to analyze down to a ‘breeding ground for fascism’. Horkheimer, Adorno, and the other luminaries of the Frankfurt School put theory to paper.
Promoting the abomination of Gay marriage and illicit heterosexual relationships to the same level as traditional marriage union, whilst undermining the traditional family unit economically through taxation and other means (such as family court…) was the pattern for destroying the family unit.
Adorno in particular wrote on this in ‘The Authoritarian Personality’: The text and reasoning is deeply flawed.
The idea is to cut off from the growing generation the notion that they should follow a strong leader and live life with purpose, and instead obey a vague authority and live life without purpose. (Sound familiar ?)
The whole thing is b/s and as the eventual backlash will prove.
to feel intensely alive, it is good to thrive,
to thrive one has to worship…something.
to feel human though, one needs to be nice.
Move with the times. Ffs.
Gays should get married if
they want to. I personally do
not give a sh’t. But I
recognise we no longer live in
the Middle Ages.
No one here is arguing against gay marriage – just pointing out why it is so high on the agenda at present.
When this part of the political game is over, the gays will be thrown under the bus as the traditional family unit has: they will be of no further value.
The point to all of this is power politic in relation to the way the masses perceive authority, gay marriage is the next important step in making this theory a reality.
If you don’t “give a sh’t.” – take your comment and shuv it up your Rse then; and don’t post on here again.
Political Scientist – to fill the newspapers/Guido’s site. Just keep an eye out for the tory fun and games with their media diversionary tactics. To me it is so see through, like a glasshouse, but that maybe just be me.
Homosexuals have the equivalent of marriage which is called a civil partnership.
Being equal does not mean being identical.
If they want to be treated equally by religion, let them and their supporters start with the black Africans and Moslems who, generally speaking, seem to prefer to kill them.
pc = paedo corruption.
stay well away from pc shite.
yayyy man,
If gays want to get married in church and their respective vicar or priest does not object, then so be it. However the state has no business dictating morality or even ‘fairness’ to anyone, whilst it is so monsterously corrupt and dishonest itself.
Why are there no Gays in the picture?
How do you know there aren’t?
There is , Dandy Dave
So if he is trying to declassify xmas, where is his happy Diwalhi / Hanukkah / Eid cards? The fucking prick
He doesn’t know his PC from his CP or his CCCP from his EUCCCP.
CP being Common Purpose , presumably? Maybe we need to chuck at him a few Custard Pies
I like Christmas royalties.
Wizard’s one was better, Noddy,
JS! he gets bleeding everywhere, let alone our daughters knickers… fish fingers…
It shows a traditional married couple (ie a man and woman). Deliberately sarcastic?
G’day Poms. It’s really great here in the Republic of Oz. While we are generally keeping schtum about this little storm in a Monarchist teacup, we’re taking the opportunity to release this statement thanks to the good offices of the Guido Fawkes website blog. Thanks mate.
We’d just like to make it clear that we don’t normally harass or distress young women who are pregnant with their first child a few weeks into their term when they are having such a hard time, but hey, this is the tinpot British Royal Family from the country without an Empire, and the baby concerned is only the future Monarch, so what the hell?
Julia will soon be cutting the umbilcal cord between our two countries, if you see what we mean.
Clearly nurse ‘A’ couldn’t cope with the worldwide fame we brought her, but if nurse ‘B’ has any sense, she’ll be signing up for Strictly and telling her life story to any media outlet prepared to pay. Opportunities like this don’t come along every day.
Anyway, we’re off to Bondi beach for a barbie right now – it really is great being temporarily suspended on full pay. And anyway, if we do lose our jobs over this, we’ve already heard from the People’s Republic of China who are offering us both a job as public executioners.
May the fleas of a thousand roos infest your crotches, and may your arms be too short to scratch.
The “fact” remains that Prince Charles was himself timelocked on Thursday 3 Dec 2012 as having gone along with the jape / spoof / hoax – he too treated the issue as a jolly good jape – he was filmed boarding some boat on the Thames and turned to the cameras and said “I could be some radio station”.
Yet – the event of the death of Jacintha was not know to Prince Charles nor the MSM at large.
So – for the MSM to condemn the DJ’s in an onslaught out of all proportion is the “height of hypocrisy” – but then aren’t the so called ‘MSM free press’ a hypocritical bunch of lying toe-rags, hacks and lickspittals themselves?
Interesting how Leve baby – turns up that old adage of ‘mob rule’ – take a look in the ‘fing mirror mr Levesonny – you and your lot are the mob.
You do remind of an important fact in the timeline. The royals did publicly state that they saw the funny side of what had happened.
The Royals may well have seen the funny side at the time (after all, they’ve been on the receiving end of far worse) but the nurse sadly didn’t.
It’s a classic example of one of the Leveson debating points. Those in the public eye can expect media attention, and can take steps to prepare themselves. Those in ‘ordinary’ places in society don’t expect the media shitstorm, so the media need to tread with greater sensitivity.
In this case, it wasn’t the Royals being spoofed, it was the hospital staff. The Australian radio station should have considered that before broadcasting it.
we do not know anything about the nurse.
it is now reported that she was found unconscious and died later….mysterious for sure.
the responsibility for the conduct of the hospital staff lies with the hospital. The nurse was not a random member of the public. The hospital is well used to having patients from the royal household. They should be a safe pair of hands…
Wrong – Engineer – the “blame DJ’s issue” is to distract [Charles didn't fez up about they should have '... considered that before broadcasting it' and anyone who says otherwise is adept at confusing the actuality.
Anony - yes the real issue Re Conduct lies fairly and squarely with management at the hospital.
However - we're not going to see!!! [but should] the sacking of the ‘Protection team’ – who really F’d up.
Distract, distract, distract – jesu F H Ch – look at the MSM’s full on pointing of the finger of blame its them “”"”over there”"” … it’s pathetic but actually “pitiful”.
John Laws was a controversial DJ on 2day FM many years ago – he was very good. Whether you agreed with him or not was another matter – but he spoke out.
Blowing Whistles – are you seriously saying that responsibility for nurse Saldanha’s death lies solely with the hospital’s management? Are you really suggesting that the actions of the Australian DJs played no part? Are you seriously saying that the Radio Station and DJs are totally blameless?
Really?
Engineer – if you strip away all the flim and flam – and look at what actually happened within the confines of the hospital from the time that the hoax was done. what did the cctv cameras show? What is shown of the nurse’s movements until the time of her death – did she go into several rooms / offices – who’s offices? AND with whom?
Sure hope that plod seized all the cameras & cctv footage in the hospital upon the outing of her death [J Ch De Menezies - wot!! no cctv footage - pull the other one guv - how convenient!]
Bread and circuses …except the price of the bread has gone up
And they’ve banned animals from the circus.
Moo
You do realise that you have offended our vegetarian readers
Moo ?
Where’s Shami?
Shami? What does she have to do with Xmas??!
Well, she seems to have something to do with everything else.
She is a Christian, so will likely be celebrating it, however will not be flaunting it.
5 years in the DT she refused to reveal her religion.
she must have a reason…?
She probably doesn’t want to discuss it is all. Her parents are Catholic, she went to baptist Sunday school, and read a passage from trial of Christ at lent on Radio 4 some time back (87 I think…)
She is definitely not Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist etc.
Have not found any interview where she has confirmed her religion. It is possible she could follow Satan.
Where’s militwit’s Xmas card and Cleggies ? Does either of them look remotely Christmassy?
http://order-order.com/2012/12/07/eds-christmas-card/
No word on Nickers, though.
Was this the face that sunk a thousand ships?
No, but it launched a thousand halfs.
What? Not even the ethical ones, especially at this time of the year.
Well the obvious point staring ever body in the face is that it is not a Christmas card, that would be too controversial for Dave, Rudolph the Reindeer, hang your head in shame!.
They could at least have used a photo of no10 Downing Street or Chequer’s Garden in the snow!!
Hope Father Christmas keeps HIS promises.
Otherwise his kids are going to be disappointed.
In our house Father Xmas always keeps her promises!!
Have booked Pickfords so the Grandchildren can get their presents back home. My wife starts buying for them on 1st Jan.
Best time too when the shops are clearing out their unsold junk. Good time to buy half-price cards for next year too.
Have you seen the University of East Anglia’s one?.
http://ipadwallpapershop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Desert-Dune.jpg
LOL!!! No doubt the UEA is trying to convince people that that is Norfolk!!
Cards easy.
Have been thinking for weeks what to buy the Mrs. for Christmas.
Finally decided.
Have bought her a lovely bookmark
for her Kindle.
What a great idea, try Dragons Den.
1% for a £10,000,000 investment.
You should have got her a pair of those famous ethical knickers we read about on here last week. She would have loved that!
Is Sam on Xanax ?
No, possibly on Spanx, perhaps..
On yer bike Cameron, head off into the sunset and retire.
Ed banger’s Winterval Card.
http://order-order.com/2012/12/07/im-a-celebrity-can-i-have-a-photo-please/
They’re about to burn the Union Jack.
…or abot to take a few stripes off it, ey Alex Salmond? Won’t look the same with that nice blue in it, ey Lizzy?
Will it be the ‘Union’ Jack thereafter?
Take the road Jack?
Something about high roads & low roads & I’ll be in Scotland before ye?
Or the road to ruin?
Do you mean “HIT The Road, Jack!”, a Ray Charles song I recorded in the 60′s?
Sorta like what people are gonna tell Cameron in 2015 if he keeps sending out naff Christmas cards like that one, amongst all the other more important stupidities he engages in?
Like the jocks I do, but if they want to walk off, I haven’t a problem with that. Anyway, where is the red dragon on the union flag, ey? Song for my scottish gaelic friends, apparently via Canada and Oregon, when they got shoved out by the english hunts for sheep, generations ago,
Top your whaasky up Father?
Can’t we keep the blue bit of the flag to represent the Scottish islands which have said they don’t want independence?
Indeed. Edinburgh is a long way from Lerwick, so the ‘being governed from miles away’ argument doesn’t apply.
Shetland and the Hebrides would do much better back in Norwegian control…
And leave Rockall to the seagulls, or the Icelanders…
Most of the landlords responsible for the Highland Clearances were Scotch, not English.
Suppose they could shove the St. David’s/Dewi Sant flag on it instea,. for us taffies? Introduce a nice touch of yellow and black into it instead…
http://www.theflagshop.co.uk/st-davids-cross-waleswelsh-flag-12-p.asp
oh black, black – you locked me under the stairs and fed me pins mother….
I am suddenly feeling very welsh black dog all of a sudden, again.
Didn’t he do PPE as a degree? Then went into PR. Now gives PP(Politically Pertinent /Piss Poor)cards.
Pathetic all round then.
There are too many ps running down the leg of this.
Cameron’s a snivelling, Europhile, spineless, quisling c’nt.
Is it a gay Christmas wedding ?
It might as well be…….. stupid and useless, where is the Christmas greeting?
More of a “wow. look ate me, me, me “
It looks like a postcard. But it is not half as nauseating as Ed’s who look like they are posing for the Hello magazine. Cheesy.
I actually thought Eds was a poster promoting Nick Parks latest film.
Well pissed off. I wanted the Cams to be dressed up us a Mary & Joseph with some little un in a stable. When u open the card up it plays silent night.
This aint cheesy enough.
I expected to see Dave sucking Sam’s cock
What do you expect from Camoron, he will have had all those tossers who supposedly are his expensive idea’s people deciding over this crap photo for the last 6 months, no wonder he’s going down the drain like somebody had too much vindaloo.
Where are his kids in the photo ? Did he leave them down the pub again ?
See? You lose track of your kids just the once, then they never let up on you…
the press man who worked in 10 downing street for Tbliar then worked for you. that was a bit strange.
I also worked for Dave, don’t forget. I’m not lying. Honest.
After leaving the BBC, Clarence joined the Cabinet Office to become Director of the Government’s Media Monitoring Unit, overseeing its development and later transfer to the Central Office of Information (COI). Whilst there, he was seconded to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and sent to Portugal to act as the FCO media handler for Kate and Gerry McCann after their daughter Madeleine disappeared in Praia da Luz three years ago. The McCanns later took Clarence on as their full time media spokesman, a position he retains to this day.
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why would the FCO provide a media handler?
this is highly unusual.
is it necessary to have warm hands in order to be a media handler?
That card must have been chosen in full Cabinet.
The current PM and his two predecessor have either been legally qualified or have had a BROTHER in the fraternity … hello … wakey! wakey!
The Christmas card is very occult.
The Olympic flame is symbolic of the flame which the Titan Prometheus stole from Zeus, and subsequently given to humans. Prometheus is believed by many to be synonymous with Lucifer.
The young lady carrying the flame can be regarded as symbolic of the light bringer, Lucifer. Angels are sexless, and Lucifer can take either form, but when needing to be most deceptive is believed to assume the feminine. Note – in Greek mythology, daemons were considered to be muses.
Our light bringer is an exemplary Naval officer and has been decorated for bravery whilst under fire: she certainly qualifies as Titan.
Most scripture usually describes Lucifer as having masculine feminine traits – The dead sea scrolls indicate Lucifer as being female, the old testament as male.
The young lady holding the torch does embody all the elemental pagan elements: Air: White clothing, Earth: She is female and fertile, Fire: the flame, Water: Navy (bit of a stretch though).
It should be further noted that 10 symbolizes completion, or perfect order.
The image was taken on 20120726, and her age 24, not sure of time. There may be further symbolism there though.
On that day, the moon was in first quarter, it was 6 days after the solstice, and two days before an inferior conjunction of Mercury and the Sun.
This image will mean something to those who know what to look for, and is certainly not symbolic of the birth of christ, but perhaps the arrival of the anti-christ.
oh.la.la
One of the official state sponsored religions involves worshipping the spirits of ancestors fallen in battle. The official day of observance is November 11.
There you have it. Absolute proof of global warming. What more proof do you need?
A bit more weather like that round my neck of the woods.
If you go down to the woods; be sure that the last journo you speak to isn’t James Rufford.
I think you may mean Nick.
David Kelly predicted he would be “found dead in the woods” if Iraq was invaded, months before his apparent suicide, the Hutton Inquiry heard today.
Giving evidence, Foreign Office official David Broucher said Dr Kelly had made what he thought to be the “throwaway” remark in February.
The weapons inspector was found dead at a woodland beauty spot in July after being revealed as the source for BBC claims that intelligence on Iraq had been “sexed up” in the run-up to war.
……didn’t diana spencer perdict her own death too?
………..?
Oh! Wonder what happened?
It’s in the common domain that you did own a villa and it was in Tuscany.
I now have a Yurt in Siberia.
“she “incarnates all the nannying, high-taxing, high-spending schoolmarminess of Blair’s Britain. Polly is the high priestess of our paranoid, mollycoddled, risk-averse, airbagged, booster-seated culture of political correctness and ‘elf ‘n’ safety fascism”"
She’ll be telling us next that she didn’t go to private school or manage to get into Oxford with only two A levels..
Before flunking out, naturally.
And she certainly don’t want to mention her daddy boy and his marxist connections either. Wonder if pollyfilla have ever thought about getting her to do an ad – stuck to one of their boards flying through the air?
Littlejohn is just another prick from the Murdoch school of wanchors – he and Kelvin are ultimate lickspittals who don’t fez up in reality on behalf of the public – they just spin it up rhetorically and make it look like they do. Can’t stand the heat so they hide behind the Mogul.
BW: The word is ‘fess , a contraction of ‘confess’. A fez is a small bucket shaped hat worn by Tommy Cooper and in Morocco and other parts of the middle east. Carry on.
I won’t be receiving one, which is just as well, because to receive such a thing would be an insult. Still, it is interesting to discover how open our PM is about hating Britain’s traditions and the people who adhere to them.
Move with the times. Ffs. Gays should get married if they want to. I personally do not give a sh’t. But I recognise we no longer live in the Middle Ages.
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It’s late. Only just got here , but Ho fckng Hum ducky.
Yes,you are correct,we no longer live in the middle ages,but we can learn from
the good things and discard the silly things from our past.Not all modern life is agreeable to everyone.Some parts are good and beneficial,some are totally alien.
There is,today, a lot of looking back to the ways and skills ,and in some cases,the morals of bygone days.
I thought Cams card was ok,fairly neutral in this complicated,pc,careful what you say,world.
Utile dulice…… The useful with the pleasant….
it is not complicated watch what you say world.
this is a christian country.
the PM is christian.
he should look the part.
the card is s,h,i,t.
sunny for christmas?
nothing christmassy about it.
clearly deliberate.
Cameron is a totally “Craven” f-wit.
Tell that to the moslems ducky.
That’s a nice Midsummer card. Would somebody like to tell the PM that the rest of us have moved on about six months?
♫ jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♫ , What time of the year is It Dave? (hint).
They’re being inclusive of men who wear suits in the summer time innit?
FAO Tom Watson
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Not totally Godless, the Olympic flame is a pagan symbol. Perfectly fitting I would say.
Simon Hughes ‘forgets’ to declare a £10,000 donation from a scrap metal company – no sly comments about iron then….
LimDems——–>LieDims.
FUCK OFF !!
He likes a good probe does our Simon.
Who wants to see a summer picture when it’s facking freezing outside and millions of pensions can’t even afford to turn on the heating.
‘millions of pensions
Eh ??
Spanish boarding houses.
This is the worst Christmas card—————————-In the World.
If Carlsberg did Christmas cards…they wouldn’t touch this pile of shit with a bargepole.
Fuck this shit, Glen Matlock banging on in a Lahdahn boozah how brilliant Malcolm McLaren woz, and to tell you the truth, he is bang on right, you know,
Malcolm McLaren, raised by his grandmother, Rose Corre Isaacs, the formerly wealthy daughter of Portuguese Sephardic J e w i s h diamond dealers.
…and responsible 40 years of wanton socio-economic destruction.
…with a scottish name and red hair… interesting!
I’ll let you into a little secret: punk was f**king shit
On the whole it was spotty-faced herberts who’d never had a proper job ruining music. And just as trend-led, fashion-based, fascist, uptight, all-men-and-no-women non-music for uptight wankers and others of the so-called London elite.
In a live situation the Sex Pistols really were a load of old bollocks. They never could play. And the best thing you could say about Sid Vicious was they he was a good advert for not listening to your mother!
What about The Clash,Stranglers, Buzzcocks,The Damned?
And there were female punks.
Have a listen to “Eyes without a face” – Billy Idol. The lyrics.
Looking back in history friend, no one was more gorles than those late 1950#s beatniks – I should know, my dad wos one, and he still hardly baths,
gormless even, but hope you get it. Beatniks, ey?
Personally I prefer the lyrics of Billy Idols “Eyes without a face” … very apt these days. [Anyone got a link to the video please?]
I come here to be annoyed by ignorant ill informed opinions on politics, not music.
wern’t aroung in mid 1970′s Britland, were you friend? Let me let you into a secret Andy – it was a pretty shitty city, oh yes, and punk music saved our counry. What do you say Polysyrene?
Who ennobled this pillock ?
Greed arrogance and criminal irresponsibility costing the UK taxpayer tens of billions
and he says he was “not responsible”since he was a “part time Chairman” FFS
One has to be grateful for small mercies.
I’m not at risk of receiving that poor excuse of a Xmas Card!!
http://www.hohumcards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bad-sw-20.png
Cameron’s recent comments about same-sex marriage made me physically ill.
If you wish to save your kids from the growing indoctrination that homosexuality is “normal” you’ll have to fight back and not just sigh in disappointment. Do not mislead by Leftist rhetoric that homosexual marriages do not harm anyone or similar misdirections.
This is an agenda whose goal is the destruction of familty and spiritual values. They want a society that has no moral compass and no spiritual values whatsoever.
It is an abuse of the English language to soil the meaning of a word intended to convey sanctity among men and women who decide to bind their lives together and produce a family of their own children, to now have that word applied to people who engage in degeneracy and wish to have their degeneracy honored by society.
I couldn’t give two shites if a squirrel and a rabbit decide to get married in my local church, down the road, and the Vicar is on my side.
Get a life pal, and think of more pressing issues, like brit future poverty. What a twat!
Please get this into your thick skull. This goes far far beyond how much brass you have in your pocket. You cloth-eared clueless clapped-out hune. Society will be changed in damaging ways if marriage is redefined.
I don’t buy into the argument that rescuing the economy is more important than tinkering with marriage. F*** no. There is nothing more important on the political horizon at the moment than this same-sex marriage issue.
What about teachers forced to teach that man may marry man? Or the threat of being f**king jailed or your business shut down just because you disagree with it. Or having your children taken away?
These situations are imaginary, but far from improbable
Me thick? You are not a good judge on humans, are you Andy? I feel sorry for you. Did a tory sometime in past put you in one of these machines for you then to think thus?
You will never win with me pal, because it is obvious I have a couple of more God given braincells than yourself. But keep trying.
Well f*** me sideways with Jesus on a stick, wonders will never f***ing well cease!! I’ve had my intelligence questioned by by someone with all the f***ing dynamism, wit and f***ing zest of a bloke creeping out bed at four in the morning to take a piss!!
“Mocha off, with chocolate chips?”
F*** off c*** more like!!
Go back to watching chavs argue on daytime TV, you pitiful, pathetic crock of f***ing cockrot!
I share your pain – one is almost tempted to think that Mocha is actually Owin Jones, or at very least is of that school.
Calm down Andy – I know personal realisation is hard at times, when the way you look at people and the world has been shoved right in your face like a wet custard pi. but since I am smarter, may I say, don’t feel bad about it, I’ll be your friend, honest. I’ll hold your hand through life.
And by the way, I prefer the phrase “Moses with his set of stones, please come to the bottom of my stairs!”. Don’t get it andy? thought not – genius see!
And furthermore, you unimaginitive shit, ladies in that ladhan, in these two vids – your not an Allah botherer are you? You sond it to me – the biggest hypocrites those that spout, a bunch of warps. Brit ladies, say it, or dance or something,
Mecca is which way?
Fucking sexist shit mate
get a life
tosser
fuck this oc shit, warp factor ten Scotty this all is, it is friend,
“Oi’ll sort this roight out now Cap’n/Guido, oh yes och the noo”
Nothing imaginery about “having your children taken away”.
In Rotherham it happens if you vote for the wrong party.
Our department would like to confirm that affiliation is all that is required for children to be subject for full state protection.
Full state protection orders will be issued for any individuals who actually vote with their convictions for political parties not compatible with our advised views.
- Think Global, act local.
Cameron has surrounded himself with know-it-all secularists.
I suspect it is only a matter of time before they go a step further and outlaw the teaching of Christian/Islamic/Buddhist doctrine on sexual morality on the grounds of discrimination.
What bothers me about Cameron is the disconnection between the his mealy-mouthed assurances that Churches, Mosques etc have nothing to fear, and the Government’s actions relating to religious freedom. He is creating a political culture in which words mean nothing.
Andy….there are millions of people who agree with you, who do not have the courage to speak. There will always be people who cannot see the truth, and they never will, because their hearts are hardened. Those with their eyes opened know full well what Times we are passing through. The righteous are being persecuted and punished, but this is a test of our morals and spiritual quality. Evil is being allowed to prosper; so that when judgement comes, boy will it hit hard!
Andy, you are right. Our country, and once cherished institutions are now taking second place to this stupidity.
I would say highly possible rather than far from improbable. Re-defining marriage is just the first step. Conformity will follow very quickly, not just in what is allowed to be written and said, but what is even allowed to be thought. As with all the rest of this progressive bollocks it is what will come along with it that will carry the real sting. All the coercive legislation intended to stamp out discrimination – which includes the freedom to disagree and to say so.
It’s fascism pure and simple.
Mocha.
Think it’s you PAL who needs to get a life,stop thinking shallow and put your brain into gear and then you might just might cotton on.
Cotton on to what? To live life as a Cameron’s serf? I do not think so pal – I would eat my grandmother’s ribs first, barbecued, than fall in line for that fascist dictator!
Calm down huw….
BASTERDS!
+1
+1 to whome? Not that twat, shirley?
Please take a few moments away and google up : Frankfurt school, ‘The Authoritarian Personality’ – in particular the sections by Adorno, Gramsci and perhaps the communitarian dialectic.
Absorb some of what they are talking about and realize that what they are talking about is how one could define the political framework within which people live and organize society.
Then recognize that politics is concerned with survival – a fundamental driving instinct – so by redefining this you are redefining how people should think and interact at a fundamental level.
The Frankfurt school in particular spoke of making the inner person – ie your soul – conform to a Marxist ideology.
Economics is equally important, and really is a stronger force under many circumstances than politics. But what is happening at present is that politic is not giving in to economic forces as a rather large new political framework is being forced into place. One perceives that this is not going smoothly at present, as it should not.
When you have that down, you may understand why those on the above thread objected in the way they did to your view, and also perhaps why your view was considered with contempt. However – that ad hominem was resorted to was not very good rhetoric upon which to commence a debate.
Enjoy and read – and for what it is worth, I enjoyed your exchange but – and this is not a personal comment – it was very ill informed.
soul will do what the soul is meant to do.
how can it be anything else?
despite attempts.
despite external frameworks there is an inner life force within us all…and it will go in the direction of a purpose…call it a life purpose, if you like.
the life purpose being, when all is still around you, what is the image that comes into your head….which brings an overwhelming feeling of ongoing joy…and stillness.
Snow covered fields
Andy.
Could’nt have put that any better,short and to the point.
In fact if it was left to these sexual misfits and became the norm,then society would die out.
Of course the lezzies would no doubt come up with the garbage we dont need men because of medical advances.
All in all nature which we are based on cannot reproduce unless it is male interacting with femail.
To conclude lets talk about HIV anyone tell me where we are on this and how primarily it was spread?.
On the subject matter of Mocha offs rantings as above – He is one stoopid deluded Rse fucking Political Miltiant dupe – and Mocha – your pitiful arguments have holes all over them – not suprisingly though you appear to love 5hitholes.
Oh, but no, young Mocha is a highly qualified tap dance instructor who enjoys having his rectum split open by Chris Bryant’s soiled cucumbers.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/absence-of-brussels.html
the strange situation is no matter what the bankers do they come out ok.
now this is wierd.
calling all numbers…
326 is reply to 170.
Imagine being that close to the one-term tit with a naked flame and not doing what god intended with it.
Compare and contrast:
http://www.number10.gov.uk/news/david-camerons-message-for-chanukah/
Adorned by a religious symbol.
OK OK
But since they fund me
I will kiss their vulgar arses
it doesn’t add up.
someone is playing with our head.
there is no christian symbolism in the card.
come to think of it, has anything been right since 9/11.
http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/08/jpmorgan-in-500m-payback-talks-over-tax-avoidance-bonus-pot-3307727
These crooks have been paying Tony Blair £5 million to buy influence as well
My suggestion was two gayboys getting married in church but Sam said I could send that after we’ve lost the election in 2015.
two lesbos get married in church? I am all for it,
Keeps them off the streets, after all, and they probably will set up house together – they might even become fine tory supporters, complaining about this and that and the other and whatever, even.
Sam needs to spill the beans on her own expriences in that, AHEM!, girls only school, I think.
Mocha.
You are off your trolley sonny,please keep off intelligent discussion try the Kyle site instead.
Only wankers think there’s intelligent discussion on Greedo’s site.
Time for bed Timothy or mummy will smack yout botty
See comments way above Mocha – you nutter – you are Tatchell or Mandlebum and I claim your whole dirty duplicitous agenda is bust.
WHOA! Tidy reaction from these privately paid schooled tossers here abouts, ey? Tidy
All I have to say to you all, sit on this and spin. I know what Gove is up to, and I will remember it. Get rid of the Grammar School system? Should have started at your end of things, with your warped “pink coloured” globe. Idiots!
THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS DEAD, for fuck sakes! get over it.
Actually that’s quite a good song. Nice tune and you can hear the lyrics, unlike the glottally-stopped faux gangsta trash that’s taken over.
I liked it.
I’ve listened to billy Iodl’s eyes without a face – its interesting.
Most people don’t give a toss about an imaginary sky fairy and all the attendant shit that goes along with religions.
Most people don’t give a toss about gays and all the attendant shit that goes with them either.
Most people who think religion is all about an imaginary sky fairy are boneheads.
I have given up being a Christian
I have given up any pretence of representing anything but incompetence, decandence and the thieving elits who have wrecked Britain
I am looking forward to mucho gucaomoile with Mandy, Blair and all the other crooks…
You’ll never see us protesting outside the offices of rich union bosses, the home of tax dodging Margaret Hodge, the offices of tax dodging The Guardian or the offices of Labour who said they were perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich. Don’t you dare call us hypocrites!
Protesting Margaret Hogde would be sexist! How dare anyone even think of doing such a thing to the poor rich woman who has more class in her little manicured finger than the whole webosphere!
Please do learn English: ‘protesting against’
“Hogde” sounds appropriate though.
We are here to protest the evil capitalist Starbucks!
You don’t say!
Get on with it then. what is the situation with McD’s these days? Are they behaving?
I love Maccy D’s, lad. Their burgers are reet tasty, I tell thee! Just this morning I had five Big Mac meals for breakfast.
They must be toxic, turning you into a Geordie.
Mocha.
You really are a shallow thinking gormless a—hole,go and peddle your c–p elsewere.
I’ve got the Sex Factor!
G bruin.
Yes you have got the sex factor,but not what you think.
Doctor G Bruin PHd,on the history of the Jock Liebour Party and it took 12 years and some bricks in a carrier bag to do that.
The only factor you have got is a legacy of you and your marxist cronies selling this country down the river big time.
You and your Jock ilk have been and continue to be an irritation on the English,hopefully Sallamander can get your lot to vote for independence and then we will be rid of you and the Liebour party.
[incredulous] What is this?
Are they waving or drowning?
Neither, they are wavering (c. E Balls Esq PH Dipstick)
A bittersweet reminder that the high point of his premiership will be Tony Blair winning the Olympic Bid.
Still bitter about losing the election eh?
Bit sad really.
2015 awaits
The British are a fair minded people. I can understand why soft hearted folk may have thought it only fair to give the tories a turn after all these years but I think we can all agree the novelty has worn off and the experiment has not been a success. I’m a charitable soul and prepared to accept he probably did his best. Normal service will be resumed in 880 days.
The Tory party will be finished after the next election. No one will forget the hardship and misery these people have inflicted, all to appease the banksters. They are as corrupt as Blair.
Cameron’s lies will not be forgotten.
“No one will forget the hardship and misery these people have inflicted”
What hardship? What misery? Come on. Explain it, fucktard. Elaborate on how “savage Tory cuts” are ruined your worthless life. I’m all ears.
Cuts? Where? When? You fucking clueless socialist mong.
Camoron’s socialist state is borrowing its way towards 1.5 trillion in debt. You really think there have been cuts? You. Thick. C*nt.
You want misery? Have a look at Iraq, where your beloved Labour Party murdered 150,000 men women and children. That’s misery. Not being able to go to Argos to buy another 48″ plasma TV “because the benefits are being reduced” is not misery.
Bra-vo.
The Labour Party as we know it will no longer exist by 2015. Nor will the LibDems.
‘Normal service’ = soaring budget deficits, higher mortgage rates, increased fecklessness, unfettered immigration, complete dumbing down of the population, expansion of the public sector, rising tax rates, the occasional illegal war and being ordered around even more by Brussels.
It was the innumerate Labour cowards who gave away most of Thatchers hard earned EU rebate. If it wasnt for that and Cameron giving away even more in foreign aid this country would be much better off. And if the halfwit Brown hadn’t sold our gold off on the cheap and allowed the bankers to run rings round him, because he hadn’t a bloody clue what was going on, we wouldn’t have been in this shit in the first palce.
Vote Labour get poverty. Vote Labour get incompetence.
Take that man’s children from him !
God help us, as we’ll need it.
True Jimmy.
But don’t think your commie mates who love bringing in the immigrants and who want to boost our debt to 2 trillion will do any better.
Fuck you all.
Jimmy will end up in a re-education camp manned by Bulgarian thugs.
Or worse, he’ll end up as sad lonely old man in one of his beloved Stalinist NHS hospitals, ignored, unable to feed himself, lying in his own piss and shit, desperately trying to reach for a vase of water, but not quite able to get it in his tired boney hands. “Help me! help me! I’m soooo thirsty!” he’ll rasp and beg. But the immigrant nurses will ignore him. They’re too interested in printing their “NHS Experience” stats to put on the noticeboards, and prep’ing for their 3-a-day group hugs.
Poor Jimmy. “Why has my beloved NHS foresaken me?” he’ll whimper, as Nurse Warwaski fast-tracks him onto the Liverpool Death Pathway.
And no one will care.
That would be funny if it wasn’t true.
“Tony Blair winning the Olympic Bid.”
And saddling us with another £12,000,000,000 of debt.
Thanks for that, Tone.
Oh, and the 150,000 civilians who died in Labour’s illegal war say “hi!”
I’m not clicking on a fucking link, retard. Explain what you have to say, fuckwit, or fuck off, you socialist cretin.
Ask a grown up to do it for you then.
Good night, you fucking moron.
Why not make tonight special? Why not kill yourself?
Are you Jimmy Sovile as you clearly don’t spend much time in the company of adults ?
To Jimmy.
A bittersweet reminder of his Bruin’s premiership will be that this man who was economically illiterate managed together with his sidekicks Ed Ballsup lately of the stammering cock up autumn statement and that other ass–le Red Ed in the pockets of the union wreckers.
These are the pillocks who say we can run the country and economy,do me a favour children and feck off and play with your toys.
To the liebour lot can I say that anybody with half a brain who votes for this lot is in need of a lobotomy.
This crowd of Liebour chancers are the pits.and it amazes me that so many people provided that it has a liebour sticker pinned to it will vote for this marxist outfit.
“Tory owner of drain company is deputy commissioner
Taxpayer to shell out £175,000 for no police experience
Appointment part of growing ‘jobs for the boys’ culture”
Someone who is used to the smell of sewers may have some of the skillset necessary to run quite a few police forces I can think of.
Christian people who are not homosexual have the right for the buildings they worship in not to be defiled by bogus religious ceremonies conducted as a result of secular legislation
To the Prescott comment.
Does this fat overblown full of his own importance ass–le not realise that he let down his wife re Tracy.
The man is exactly what we don’nt need in our society,he is a left wing tosser who should not have any place in our society,and this plonker is made a lord,you could’nt make it up.
Soon….
I’ve met hundreds of interesting people.
Most of them were very dull indeed
Tell us again about how you come from Barnsley which is in Yorkshire, that is so fascinating, as are your tactics for getting right up the back passage of your guest as soon as is humanly possible.
The emu got up Parkie’s back passage.
That was oh so many years ago.
thanks for all the united kingdom tax monies you’ve been pouring into fluor coffers via bank of america for what? going on 13 years. yeah citylink telecommunications turned out to be a real blast!!!
and hey… thanks for not making a fuss about the leaky feeder system failing on the 7th of july 2005 nudge nudge wink wink. visor huh?! hidden in plain sight and all that!
tubalcain
Sorry, no comprendo. Must have been on nights that day.
Next year it’ll be Dave deep-kissing with Clegg. Well why not? He’s abandoned Christmas in favour of gay marriage so he might as well put his money where his mouth is.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/07/article-2244522-16657E2B000005DC-853_634x457.jpg
x10 : That’s the best one of the lot.
Christmas message from Downing Street
I still want a Hula Hoop!
When an MP who is a homosexual refuses to listen to or act upon his constituents views about gay marriage and uses ‘his position’ to force through ‘his own personal opinions and agenda’ while ignoring the greater publics views can be allowed to get away with it – what kind of a disproportionate corrupted democracy do we have?
The same one which refuses the public a referendum on why we are still in the European Union
A very weak one.
I don’t think any more it can properly be called a democracy. Its a sham.
It is true, BW, that MP’s should always work for the interests of the people of the constituency they represent, but when the people voted for them, they elected the MP’s consciences along with them. It’s the chance you take when you vote for someone– which of course begs the question that the MP even has a conscience to begin with, but let’s not digress. It might have been Winston Churchill a century and a half later who said it, but I always believed democracy was the worst form of governance, except for all others. Sometimes you have to take a stand, and sometimes the voters boot your arse out for having done so, but somebody’s going to be proven right sooner or later. You just hope history’s on your side when the dust clears; if not, well, no great loss, you hadn’t any RIGHT to represent anybody in Parliament, only an honour and privilege, and your constituents made that abundantly clear to you when they elected your opponent. The people are sometimes wrong and vote out someone who in the fullness of time will be proved to have been right, but that’s democracy– the people vote, and must take their punishment accordingly.
Not so – when Vote rigging is the premier activity of the political parties here.
We need Election monitoring here more than any other country in the world.
It is a sop – to say its what the voters voted for and thats that – that is just plain propagandist waffle.
Edmund Burke – was made of sterner stuff.
Quite right. Ban postal voting. If you can’t turn up at the polling station with 2 pieces of verifiable identification you don’t get to vote. Simple.
I was once roped in as an election ‘monitor’ in the middle of nowhere on the Dark Continent. The procedures was simple, turn up, vote, get your fingers inked, go home. Each station had at least 3 monitors, one from each contesting party plus one or two outsiders like me.
At the end of the day the boxes were all opened and votes counted in full view of all the monitors, and independent vote counters were employed along with independent watchers who supervised where the vote numbers were entered in the official registers. The results were all agreed and signed off by monitors and party reps as free and fair.
All the papers were then taken under guard to the local central collecting point and recounted again by another lot of independent verifiers. All the while all this was carefully watched by Party reps to make sure there was no rigging or tampering. The result was a fair election agreed by all concerned.
Simple and straightforward, so why can’t it be done in the UK?
Well, vote-rigging was the order of the day when the Burke was around, too, or don’t we all remember what a limited franchise it was back then, along with a little disgrace we like to refer to as “rotten boroughs”? The Burke more or less went along with it, as he believed that it was the propertied interests who were more entitled to vote than anyone else, on account of they were the ones who had “skin in the game” as the expression goes, whereas the lower classes did not, and the lower classes’ votes would inexorably lead to representation without taxation, the converse of taxation without representation, and its own form of tyranny as well. (Actually, he may have had something there, when you stop and think about it…)
if at the heart of society is paedophilia…then I am sorry to say that all the above is rubbish….democracy that we see is a performance…the dark reality is behind.
very dark.
very devious.
horrid in the extreme.
Owen Jones spouts off about fighting socialism to honour the victims of the Gulag. I wonder if he has read “Gulag a History” – where in several paragraphs [it's a long book] it is evident how homosexuals have allowed themselves to be ‘used’ [because of their 'one' agenda] throughout history for the dirtier ends of others? Is it any wonder that there is a disproportionate number of homosexuals in political positions – who think that they have power? [they perhaps don't want to recognise that they are just being used 'yet again' by a darker force of evil men]
OH JEZZUUZ! Just been watching my Swans vee Horwish highloghts on Match of the Day, first game up. Ok We lost, those golf bagging golf course bothering tits, Lineker, Hanson, Shearer, need a prize kick up thei condusive ‘arris’. So some bloke said something “slightly rascist”, but why did these english hunts make a big fuss of it, totally overblowing it?
It get at us welsh and keep prodding us down, since we are an easy target, english? NOO, you don’t fucking say.
Lineker is a wingnut twat – can’t stand the sore toe golden booted english hunt. Wish he would go on his gold course and fucking stay there, off the airwaves.
Stop watching the BBC.
thanks, but we still lost to Delia Smith’s Norwich, but saying that don’t mind losing to a MILF like that – god, bet she bangs like her pots and pans… Song for Delia,
sorry, yes, the song for Delia – heard she like riding her bike, says Alastair Campbell…
furthermore, heard Lionel Richie has had Gary’s job on the walkers crisps – about fucking time Gary got pushed out, the beeb arse shagging whoever gobshite.
I’ve just written the first of my brilliant thoughts on my Blank Sheet of Paper:-
Socialism: taking from the strivers and giving to the skivers.
Capitalism: sit back and let the mugs do the actual work.
Gawd, what an arsehole country we have got.
Who are these’ mugs ‘ ?
It is becoming obvious that Dave is not a Christian.
That is his choice but he should not pretend that he is.
People who believe nothing will believe anything
the life people lead is the life people believe in.
how much they are aware of it is another matter.
The cost of pies has rocketed since the last budget.
Boris Johnson and Michael Gove join new Tory campaign group to push for same-sex marriage.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9732038/Boris-Johnson-and-Michael-Gove-join-new-Tory-campaign-group-to-push-for-same-sex-marriage.html
Yes – there is an all out war on the family this Christmas.
For any who are interested – check out guardianlies dot com – cash for questions made up to push major govt out of the way, with lots of help from cliff. Lots of interesting stuff if fancy a blast from the good old days, when the scum that is ZaNuLabour were getting ready for power.
On the plus side, whilst goodwill is out this christmas, abomination is in. There may be some Savile costumes left for grabs on EBay. Enjoy.
It’s depressing, least of all because this is coming from people who projects themselves as Christians but are in fact Fabians.
If you reject homosexuality as the abomination that it is, you are branded a bigoted ‘homophobe, someone who doesn’t realize that ‘gay rights’ is simply another equality issue, similar to women’s sufferage or black emancipation.
The fact is that promotion of homosexual behavior is part of an agenda to decimate the family unit, replacing it with a society where birth-parent child rearing are unnecessary burdens upon our ‘liberty’ to do whatever the hell we want, with whomever we want, whenever we want, and suffer no consequences.
Children are our future. Do we sit back and allow their vulnerable and inexperienced minds to be molded and warped by people like Johnson and Gove, who are promoting perversion as normal and healthy?
OOPS – posted this esewher ladies, penis city it is, if you look closely – Gere. Ollie and Bates, showing their members cards, don’t you know,
OK, so they were relaxed – there is other sites about for that, ladies!
Have a look at some of the ubiquitous statistics which keep popping up as to who buys luxurious flats, football teams, and is massively over-represented in the most wealthy percentage in the USA and EU, and yet…….make political and financial capital out of campaigning as members of an alleged persecuted minority, drawing on other allegedly oppressed groups (non Whites, females and gays) as fellow victims. Who are they victims of? Is the agenda not the removal of the status quo under the subterfuge that here is something oppressive or repressive about the state? How often does one read about “institutional racism” in the police or even our schools which justify trips and celebratory days to teach people to behave differently?
Is it not erosion of the regulative status quo which is the target? At the same time, ask yourself how many people you actually meet who you would say are prone to any such “hate speech”, and what forensic evidence there is for any of these allegedly frequent mass killings let alone hate crimes.
Might it not be that such campaigns are in fact just cleverly contrived political programmes to secure self-advancement at the expense of others and to subvert regulations which might otherwise thwart such opportunism? Might it be an egregious creation of a fictitious bogeyman which facilitates *positive* discrimination based on fear?
How else is one to explain the marked discrepancy between measures of success and all of the allegations of hate-speech and discrimination? If a group found this “activism” worked in their interests (i.e. in terms of economic advancement) would it not recruit “activists” driven by “market-forces”?
All, just been talking with Jackie Lee on youtubby just, Jackie of White Horse/Rupert the Bear/Follyfoot, Jackie lives in british Columbia, Canada these days, still going strong. As here – for those nosey aroundabouts her, I post as yippitydodah on youtubby for commenting – Jackie bach,
Lovely lady.
Fucking sex mad taffy, piss off and shag a sheep and give us all a break.
Little did my fans know I loved a bit of beef up my end pipe.
I knew about it, you naughty, naughty boy! Of course, you weren’t the ONLY one, Nucky old chap, nudge nudge wink wink, say no more…
How much dirt could Clifford have on so many judges being the real mobsters?
that would be explosive.
write a book.
Knew it all along.
Dateline London, 09/12/12
The nasty, lying, smug, little creep Owen Jones is a foreign correspondent now, is he? Of course not! He does not qualify to be on the programme, but the BBC just loves the little leftie robot so much that they shoehorn him into everything.
Who the fuck is this Owen Jones fella? I am missing out on something in life here. But most probably know him if I see him – he’s not that skinnny hollow faced balding twat about fortyish is he? If so, I think I know who you are on about. He sucks at the beeb water fountain, that is why the idiot is there, not from any true talent what he yaps on about.
But I could be wrong.
oh jeeezuz! That kiddie, who bumps his gums on newsnight and question time! Oh gawd! He could talk for england, coming out with the inane crap he comes out with,
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Education/Pix/pictures/2012/9/11/1347382690825/Owen-Jones-author-008.jpg
Quare little creep calls himself a writer and an author but all he does is regurgitate cliched leftie propaganda, out of context quotes, distortions and outright lies. Completely at home in most BBC current affairs programmes as long as there’s no one like Brillo to tear him apart.
Dateline London (strictly missable in this household) always has some lefty media twat on – every week. It’s either Polly, or Alibaba, or some c*nt from the Gruniad or Indiana Pendant. Usually, three of the four, plus Essler, are lefties and one poor sap is of other persuasions. Like I said, completely missable.
Could that be the card that Dave sent to Farage?
Some tatty photo he found in his garage?
I reckon Fawkes must be pulling our plonkers
If it ain’t a wind-up, it’s nigh on bonkers
Santa Claus is fucking useless,
sent his presents the old and clueless.
Santa Dave’s glad tidings blow world wide
He’s putting loadsamoney aside
(Once he’s borrowed if from diverse parts)
So that foreign cows fart kinder farts
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245300/Britain-gives-millions-climate-aid-tackle-flatulent-Colombian-cows–plus-31m-Turkish-wind-farms-funding-talks-Kenyan-rain-makers.html
BBC News showing Hamas leader in Gaza.
Subtitles repeatedly saying JACINTHA SALDANHA is involved!
Bloody clowns!
(Meanwhile, in Kolkata, England 8 – 3!)
I preferred it when Calcutta was called Calcutta.
I have trashed heterosexual marriage personally,as you all know
Never believed in it really
Now we must create q u e e r marriages to replace these discredited hetero marriages
It’s so natural you see
ROFL
A catastrophic move Boris.
If the utterly objectionable legalisation of same sex marriage is approved, then the traditional core vote of the Conservative Party will be destroyed.
IT IS THE LAST STRAW.
Having voted for the Tories for over 40 years, I will personally join UKIP if the law is passed, and then actively campaign for that Party in the future.
The so-called “Permission Clause” that Cameron is proposing i.e that some Churches, religions that wish to opt out of agreeing to marry gay couples if they so wish is in effect unlikely to stand the test of legal action against it in the European Court of Human Rights…effectively he cannot give THAT guarantee as UK law is surbordinate to EU law and therefore will be struck down. He is being dis-ingenuous. The fact is that once this law is on the statute books any gay couple that is refused by a particular church to marry them in a particular church or religious building will take them to the ECHR. Cameron is merely putting in to train a likely political,religious and constitutional crisis..
You have to ask why Cameron is using up yet more of the political capital with his party and bringing in such a divisive piece of legislation taking on both parts of his own party,religions,media and public when his energies would be better served sorting out the economy?
Oh dear, you’re right. I’ll have to force all churches to conduct gay marriages. I’ll make them drag blokes in off the street and marry them whether they like it or not.
I won’t apply the same rules to non-Christian places of worship, though. Mustn’t go upsetting the mosque-rats.
The interesting question though is how will the antis who still beleive in their religion behave behave? Once a sacred place has been defiled by use for one of these sacreligious events, will they be demanding reconsecrations? I suspect so. The Bishops who will be forced to perform them are not going to like that when they realise what is involved.
Interesting point.
So both Johnson and Gove have come out as wrong ‘uns. They will both pay dearly for that.
Maria Miller is with them too, having previously voted against this abomination.
All of them seem to have gone over to the dark side.
The real reason why Wanker Gove wants all schools under his direct control becomes obvious even Tory dickheads.
‘to’
We fully support Gove, and appreciate that his investigation into our new interpretation of what requires child protection measures to be taken is compatible with the views of Frau Thacker.
- Think global, act local.
They won’t pay dearly just for this, but it will certainly not help. When Boris’s celebrity and charm fades with the mainly non-voting public, as it will, his endorsement of this and a number of even more unpopular left wing causes, such as letting even more immigrants stay in London and bringing more and more Indian students to join the cheap labour force, will not endear him to what is left of his core conservative vote. Gove is a marmite candidate. I personally think he is a good bloke and an effective minister, but lots of people instinctively dislike him.
May the Devyls from Hades take them!
It seems more homosexuals vote than heterosexuals, so Camoron is going for the homosexual vote, fair enough, in May 2015 Camoron will find out if it true.
The banknotes we use could soon be printed by a Canadian wallpaper company.
Makes sense, I suppose – in fact, it could well end up being cheaper to paper our walls with banknotes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9732408/Bank-of-England-launches-1bn-banknote-battle.html
Just started doing the shit house with Merv’s Monopoly Money.
I say you jolly chaps!! BoJo’s with me on this jolly guy marriage thingy – proves I’m right all the time – just as with my Wind Farm Scam and the Global Warming Scam! What???
No, you mean “Toot toot!”. If we’re going to have hilarity, let’s get it right
Would you like a nice weekend in my cosy cottage Dave? No need to bring Sam.
Boris is a liar who has no political future: his electoral support , as opposed to his fifteen minutes of fame, has fallen over a cliff in London as he will discover if he is stupid enough to stand for election as mayor again.
It looks like the liberals establishment has come of the fence on the Autumn Statement. Osborne’s assault is naked class warfare against the poorest and most powerless.
And it wont even save much – if any money – it will have multiple negative (and expensive) social effects as people lose their homes, families break down, crime goes up and money is sucked out of local economies, particularly in the poorest parts of the country.
The Bullingon boys smirking faces said it all – the assault on the poor is an assualt on all of us – cruel, sadistic and fundamentally anti-social policy driven by cynicism and blind inhumane dogma.
Crunch time for the lib dems – if they vote this through they dig their own political grave, if they oppose it they pretty much have to bring down the coalition.
I always thought that Christmas cards should contain something seasonal; still totally out of touch.
You’ve got to hand it to them, they certainly know how to infuriate their core vote.
I am not a Tory voter but this sorry excuse for a Christmas card would be an insult if I were to receive it. What a total twat Cameron is making of himself. People who send cards like this are simply advertising how utterly shallow they are. What’s wrong with a robin on a branch or a jolly Santa?
Listen
We Tories are already collapsing in thee polls and have no idea how to organise anything but omnishambles
So we might as well destoroy the Party once and for all and disgrace ourselves so that we are eternally unelectable
I must say that my regular doses of c oc a i n e are doing the trick
Started at the Bullingdon Club you know, with Boris, who is bonkers as well
But that is another story
There are symbols in the card – but they are not Christian.
And there is a complete absence of family.
The traditional image of Santa is a vestige from a soft drink advert way back, so from an advertising perspective this is no less shallow.
In the UK, the red breast of the robin is associated with the blood of Christ. This it picked up when it sang a song to comfort him whilst he was on the cross.
The robin would likely be on a holly branch: Holly is believed to repel evil, and the red berries symbolize again the blood of Christ. Holly also is a symbol of family, if the use in Saturnalia is considered.
NB: Ivy would also not be on this card as that is a symbol of fidelity and marriage, and serves as a reminder to Christians to help the needy. Holly and Ivy should be used together when decorating the home as use of Ivy alone is considered bad luck and would give the upper hand to the woman of the house.
Who the hell was that red-dressed airhead on Sky early today? Dicussing the papers she said that Balls’s performance the other day was just a ‘bad day at the office and we all have them’ and that Ed Millibrain had now shown himself to have grown into being a true leader.
Whatever do they put in the coffee in that studio?
I have never understood why TV companies have these segments where they whitter on about what is in the newspapers. If I cared about what is in the paper, I would have bought it.
It can serve two purposes other than providing air time filler. One is to subversively report on a story which the broadcaster could not carry due to regulation (the press is free), secondly to provide ammunition for discrediting sections of the press if the broadcaster has such an agenda.
Mainly though, it is superficial gum-flapping – replacing content which the broadcaster should be providing if it was a proper news organisation which employed competent journalists.
Yup – 5 mins or more of airtime which essentially costs only the price of a paper, which itself is probably given over free – partly in return for the free advertising.
After listening to the idiots they had on Sky news last night, droning on about global warming and how we should pay up, I cancelled my Sky contract today, figured out why should I pay for that rubbish when I’m already forced to pay the BBC for a licence to watch tv on the threat of jail if I don’t pay up.
There would be mass closures of Magistrates Courts if they could not prosecute thousands and thousands of single mothers for non payment of TV licences every week of the year.
The airhead with the tre’s cool jumper on was Rosie Millard ex ‘Arts Correspondent for the BBC’
Does that say enough?
The other fuckwit is an ex ‘Coronation St contributor’
Thank you anon. I suspected something similar. But really what a stupid woman to put before a world wide audience to show off her imbecility.
Why are Mr and Mrs Cameron waving goodbye ?
Has summer come again ?
Why are we waving ? Obvious, I’d have thought. Toodeloo !
BTW, don’t forget, you’re all in it together.
It is Christmas .The Camerons are off on their hols to enjoy some of that nice Tunisian sun
What is Christianity?
I think it has something to do with lining one’s own pockets don’t you?
Tony Blair thinks so as well…
And not to forget, is means sucking up to any rich pagan to get my payoff…
Sniff sniff together I say…
Tony doesn’t do God.
I don’t do Tony either. Lucretius was right
Liebour destroyed the economy.
Camoron destroyed marriage.
Bastards.
I’m hoping to pass off my pathetic performances on my childhood stammer.
One of those Eagleistas on Sky reading the newspapers.
Sackcloth like, she tells us people are so poor, the baby eating heirs to Thatcher make someone undertake an 18 mile walk to get a food parcel, not having eaten for 2 days. It’s all winter fuel…winter gruel…then a poor man came in sight, stuff.
It’s about time someone asked this dozy cow, why, if she was genuinely interested in the real needy, did she and her mates fuck up the economy and spend all of the money?
I couldn’t give a toss about gay marriage… or what Peter Bone thinks. I care more about bigger issues, like eradicating the thinking of communists like Miliband, Balls, Brown, Eagle, the BBC and their fellow entryists, from our country.
Socialism is evil. Never again.
I don’t believe that 18 mile walk story. If someone really walked 18 miles to get food, surely the ‘charity’ would give them a lift home instead of letting them walk back and exploiting the story. Incidentally, the distance has doubled: when it was first being put about it was a nine mile walk, which is a healthy enough distance for an able-bodied person: it should take two and a half hours tops. Many people pay fortunes to go on hiking holidays which are far more onerous
More likely, someone lied and said they had travelled 9 miles in order to get sympathy and some dozy fool believed it and decided to pass the news on without checking their facts.
You have to appreciate that ‘we of the left’ never saw New Labour as Socialist.
Did they renationalise the railways? Did they try to privatise parts of the NHS?
Did they introduce us to ATOS?
Did they pander to the super-rich?
Blair was nearer to Thatcher than to Foot.
You mention that Eagle woman .
Well I will tell you this about her .
I am still awaiting a reply to an email I sent her in 1999.
Need I say more.
Which eagle was it? There are a brace of the blighters buzzing around in search of a cadaver to feed off.
The ugly one!
I think the Eagle sisters would be ideal for Cinderella, but not for the title role.
I noticed that there were some rats living under my garden shed. I pinned up a photo of the Eagle sisters on the shed and I have never seen the rats since.
Blair was a Tory who masqueraded as a Labour politician.
Look at the evidence: He renamed Labour ‘New Labour.’ He abolished Clause 4.
He became Dubya’s bessie mate.
Blair used the Labour Party as a Trojan Horse to grab political power. He was as Neocon as they come.
As history has proved, a thoroughly disgusting man, who hides his odious-ness behind his faux religion.
The following are images that accompany messages at religious festival times on the No. 10 website.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/diwali-neasden-PA-540.jpg
http://www.number10.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Eid-540.jpg
http://www.number10.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/behindfrontdoor-540.jpg
Guess what the last one was used for….
Socialis is evil and what we want is a radical right wing government that will tackle Britains rapid decline economic,social and political what we have at the moment are pragmatists and oppotunist masquerading as Tories willing to please certain minorities like the Gay Mafia in the deluded hope that they will some how construct a consensus to win the next election.This deluded nonsense will not only lose them the next election but will allow a LabLib coalition in,then we will be f….d
Is this a card for Christian BRITAIN ???