December 8th, 2012

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51 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    I shall be getting app soon :)

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    I shall not be bothering

  3. 4
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see our wonderful Met Police are up to their usual standards if inefficiency. We know the two Aussie idiots may well have committed at least two acts that are illegal in the UK, namely blagging medical information and also taping a call without telling the other party they are being recorded.

    However, despite this there has not been a single word from the Met, yet if someone utters anything on Twitter against Muslims or gays their front door is kicked in by 20 of the Mets finest morons at 5am

    • 17
      Lefty Spasticated Cockwiper says:

      you do understand that these pranksters where in another country dont you?

      • 25
        A Jolly Swagman sticks up two fingers says:

        That doesn’t seem to stop the USA from applying to extradite UK nationals for crimes that are NOT crimes in the UK so the same should apply to citizens of “oz” being extradited to UK irrespective of whether it is a crime in Australia….oops sorry I forgot the difference is that the UK has a government that does NOT protect its own citizens who they can’t get on a plane quick enough preferring to stop nationals of other countries from being deported from UK and the Australian Government who WILL protect it’s own citizens from being extradited to appear before the McCarthyite Court of Public Opinion in the UK

      • 28
        Operation Crossbow says:

        Doesn’t matter they are in Oz they can and should be extradited here if they’ve committed a crime. Or even put on trial in Australia. The WHOLE of Leveson was about this sort of thing, trying to call it a ‘prank’ doesn’t make it any less legal

        Sorry officer I was only driving at 70 in a 30 zone as a prank…hmm me thinks fat plod won’t buy that one.

  4. 5
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    GF – Congratulations on getting the BP advert.

  5. 6
    Desperate Dan says:

    “For other devices you can download it here..” No you can’t.

  6. 7
    UKIP - The way ahead. says:

    Not interested in a “smart” phone. I have a PAYG only and it’s left in a cupboard unless going on a long journey by car.

    • 10
      UKIP if you want to.... says:

      You could take funny pics of your friends if you had any.

      • 48
        Marion the cat says:

        If its anything like my PAYG ‘phone from Vodaphone it cost £4.99 and didn’t include a camera.

    • 12
      I don't nee d no doctor says:

      Thanks for sharing that with us, it was really interesting.

    • 13
      P l e b says:

      Quite right. My mobile has Button A and Button B

      • 33
        Granny Fone says:

        Mine is what the kids call a ‘granny fone’. Does me though as I don’t need to be ‘connected’ 24 hours a day.

      • 38
        Anonymous says:

        is that for plan a and b.

      • 46
        XXXxx says:

        I have something resembling a brick bought it down the market, I asked him if it would,” of course, I only sell cosha gear” he was a little guy, brycremed hair, cockney, and had a dangler around his neck inthe form of a “D””

  7. 11
    P l e b says:

    Very interesting article in the Fail about Mr & Mrs Dorries and their ‘marriage and divorce’ and a company called WorldSpread

  8. 15
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Any news if Sally Bercow has paid any money to McAlpine yet. How does John Bercow have the nerve to carry on as Speaker, extra thick skin I suppose.

    • 27
      P l e b says:

      Last I heard she had declined his kind offer to settle out of court using Arkell v Pressdram.
      I can’t see McA suing. Could lost all he has gained and more.

      • 34
        New Labour Balls please says:

        Gosh, the lass has some balls! Golf, billiards, tennis – they all fit.

      • 39
        Anonymous says:

        so was McA fake?
        i will sue and i will sue that.

        he has silenced investigative journalism via newsnight and the itv though.

  9. 16
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Any news on Chilcot yet? Maybe he doesn’t want to be found in a wood.

    • 40
      Anonymous says:

      chilcot gardens sound ok.
      the woods of chilcot sound not ok.

      chill@cot.
      less chill….more warmth….is chilcot in a black hole?
      is the purpose of an inquiry to cover up?
      why can he not give us an interim report.

    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      chilcot is dead and buried but leveson is throbbing.

      how come?

  10. 20
    Dave and Nick says:

    As soon as we make it legal we will divorce our female wives and marry.

    • 23
      Qweer Bishop says:

      And I will be able to marry, the altar boy of my dreams.

      • 35
        New Labour Balls please says:

        If you mean ‘altered’ boy, there are lots to be found hanging around in Soho, Bish. But you probably knew that already.

  11. 21
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. 24
    Lobby Correspondent says:

    How much are Android paying you for this Gwido?

    How is your PR/Lobbying company coming along?

    Beware of Apple suing you all…

  13. 29
    Dr No says:

    Shan’t.

  14. 30
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Am I the only person on this blog who is unsure what an APP is?

  15. 51

    Most likely was considered i charged? I fully grasp that if when you are around charged get wasted suggest.


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