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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I shall be getting app soon
Download my cock, bitch!
The “app” is no doubt a way for Greedo’s Mossad “friends” to keep track of you and collect dirt for bribery.
Save your time. It’s terrible!
You spelt clap wrong.
No he meant ‘I will be getting up soon’ as in out of bed (doleyite?)
Poor lad he must have been working nights, now then, I do not mean that, working a 12 hour shift on nights, must be a job to keep your eyes open
Better to have a decent phone that can cope with the full site than to use this spyware.
Why bother with reading stuff on your mobile anyway? There are so many much better things to do.
It’s supposed to be trendy to get things on your phone, trouble is, do you have a suitable magnifying glass to view what’s on it
I shall not be bothering
Who are you not to bother?
I’m not bovvered either
I see our wonderful Met Police are up to their usual standards if inefficiency. We know the two Aussie idiots may well have committed at least two acts that are illegal in the UK, namely blagging medical information and also taping a call without telling the other party they are being recorded.
However, despite this there has not been a single word from the Met, yet if someone utters anything on Twitter against Muslims or gays their front door is kicked in by 20 of the Mets finest morons at 5am
you do understand that these pranksters where in another country dont you?
That doesn’t seem to stop the USA from applying to extradite UK nationals for crimes that are NOT crimes in the UK so the same should apply to citizens of “oz” being extradited to UK irrespective of whether it is a crime in Australia….oops sorry I forgot the difference is that the UK has a government that does NOT protect its own citizens who they can’t get on a plane quick enough preferring to stop nationals of other countries from being deported from UK and the Australian Government who WILL protect it’s own citizens from being extradited to appear before the McCarthyite Court of Public Opinion in the UK
Doesn’t matter they are in Oz they can and should be extradited here if they’ve committed a crime. Or even put on trial in Australia. The WHOLE of Leveson was about this sort of thing, trying to call it a ‘prank’ doesn’t make it any less legal
Sorry officer I was only driving at 70 in a 30 zone as a prank…hmm me thinks fat plod won’t buy that one.
Mind you don’t bang your head on my fist, Sir.
GF – Congratulations on getting the BP advert.
What advert? Firefoxy does allow all that waste of bandwidth.
“For other devices you can download it here..” No you can’t.
Not interested in a “smart” phone. I have a PAYG only and it’s left in a cupboard unless going on a long journey by car.
You could take funny pics of your friends if you had any.
If its anything like my PAYG ‘phone from Vodaphone it cost £4.99 and didn’t include a camera.
Thanks for sharing that with us, it was really interesting.
Quite right. My mobile has Button A and Button B
Mine is what the kids call a ‘granny fone’. Does me though as I don’t need to be ‘connected’ 24 hours a day.
is that for plan a and b.
I have something resembling a brick bought it down the market, I asked him if it would,” of course, I only sell cosha gear” he was a little guy, brycremed hair, cockney, and had a dangler around his neck inthe form of a “D”"
Very interesting article in the Fail about Mr & Mrs Dorries and their ‘marriage and divorce’ and a company called WorldSpread
I’m only interested in Nadine’s tits tbh.
I could be interested in her spreads
As Meatloaf would say – ” I’d eat a kangaroo’s left bollock for love but I won’t suck that.”
Any news if Sally Bercow has paid any money to McAlpine yet. How does John Bercow have the nerve to carry on as Speaker, extra thick skin I suppose.
Last I heard she had declined his kind offer to settle out of court using Arkell v Pressdram.
I can’t see McA suing. Could lost all he has gained and more.
Gosh, the lass has some balls! Golf, billiards, tennis – they all fit.
so was McA fake?
i will sue and i will sue that.
he has silenced investigative journalism via newsnight and the itv though.
Think we managed to silence ourselves on this one chums.
Any news on Chilcot yet? Maybe he doesn’t want to be found in a wood.
chilcot gardens sound ok.
the woods of chilcot sound not ok.
chill@cot.
less chill….more warmth….is chilcot in a black hole?
is the purpose of an inquiry to cover up?
why can he not give us an interim report.
chilcot is dead and buried but leveson is throbbing.
how come?
As soon as we make it legal we will divorce our female wives and marry.
And I will be able to marry, the altar boy of my dreams.
If you mean ‘altered’ boy, there are lots to be found hanging around in Soho, Bish. But you probably knew that already.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
How much are Android paying you for this Gwido?
How is your PR/Lobbying company coming along?
Beware of Apple suing you all…
Shan’t.
Go on, you know Guido wants you to
Am I the only person on this blog who is unsure what an APP is?
No.
Most likely was considered i charged? I fully grasp that if when you are around charged get wasted suggest.