December 7th, 2012

I’m a Celebrity, Can I Have a Photo Please?


  1. 1
    Wot? says:

    Why are tweets unintelligible?

  2. 2
    Mongspotter says:

    I remember when Geedough posted things of consequence.

  3. 3
    MAX DICKHEAD says:

    Sooo glad he didn’t bore your tits off

  4. 4
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    3 tits together!

  5. 5
    Nick (i've shagged 40 women) Clegg says:

    I’d like to bore you !

  6. 6
    bob says:

    That should have been his Christmas card instead.

  7. 7
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Dumb meets Dumber

  8. 8
    Nick (i've shagged 40 women) Clegg says:

    Caption Contest !
    Breaking news !

    Helen Flanagan does photo shoot with large rubber cock !

  9. 9
    Mr Rotivator says:

    Uncle Fester?

  10. 10
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Ed loves a pair of tits… thats why he has Balls and Harperson

  11. 11
    Liebored says:

    Priceless. Miliwank is so desperate for publicity, he pesters a soap actress all night for a photo. What a tosser. Almost as bad as Brown chasing Obama into the UN kitchens for a photo.

  12. 12
    Bag it up says:

    Why do women have a bag attached to their hand?

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Wing collars are so common

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Hey, it’s Rich and Mark’s crap cartoon, three days early. So, who is it supposed to be?

  15. 15
    Operation Crossbow says:

    No offence but this is not newsworthy, enough of this shite please.

  16. 16
    Bertie Acorn says:

    Has Ed got some sort of weaponry attached to his back?

  17. 17
    Fishy says:

    Ed Milistalkerband

  18. 18
    Well it's a thought says:

    Haven’t got a clue who the hell these pair are, is he a bank manager or some foreign exchange student.

  19. 19
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    The UK will next for a downgrade,guys.

    BREAKING: HSBC cut to AA- from AA by Fitch; outlook revised as stable

  20. 20
    Sue Brown says:

    Who is she? Should I care?

  21. 21
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The winner!

  22. 22
    Ed Balls and his exploding underpants says:

    And a cock attached to the other?

  23. 23
    Sue Brown says:

    Another ‘pig at the trough’ useless celebrity.

  24. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am 3 alians from a strange planet.

  25. 25
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Two pix of Schnozzle Boy’s private life on the same day. Be still, my heart.

  26. 26
    The retarded fuck with his blow up doll says:

    You what love?

    I’d rather bang my blow up doll than that tedious bimbo.

  27. 27
    David Milliband says:

    That should have been ME

  28. 28
    Nadine Dorries says:

    I’m just about to phone Piers Morgan and pretend that I am the Queen. Hope he falls for it.

  29. 29
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You don’t get many of those to the £. M. Flanaghan’s decolletage is inducing vertigo.

  30. 30
    I don't want share the same air as socialist dogshite says:

    A couple of bores.

  31. 31
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    At the top of the page, tittle-tattle is mentioned. This is Tittle-Tittle.

  32. 32
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    3 dyslexic aliens?

  33. 33
    Knacker Of The Yard says:

    Remember kids- If Father Christmas can climb down your chimney on Christmas Eve, then so can Max Clifford…

  34. 34
    Nick (i've shagged 40 women) Clegg says:

    Well i for one would munch on her “Bush tucker”

  35. 35
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Never noticed before but Gromit’s got fantastic tits.

  36. 36
    WastedJoker says:

    Two useless bags of flesh there.

  37. 37
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Indeed. What an oik.

  38. 38
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Nice to see the BBC Bofors 50mm Anti-anti-diversity Canon there behind Wallace. Pray God some lost soul from UKIP doesn’t wander into studio 5 by mistake.

  39. 39
    He-man von Rumpy says:

    It’s “to the kilo” now under the E.U. Tit Specification Rules.

  40. 40
    Truthteller says:

    I recognise Wallace but that’s not Gromit on his right.

  41. 41
    Lucy Lastic says:

    Which one do you mean?

  42. 42
    Mr Rotivator says:

    If my ray gun doesn’t get you my rubber lips will. Be afraid.

  43. 43
    Angie the Eagle says:

    Ed, send her round to my place.

  44. 44
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Hear Hear

  45. 45
    PC Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    This sort of hetero photo op. is just not good enough in these PC meterosexual days.
    I could have lent Ed. one of my pretty boys if only he’d asked.

  46. 46
    The retarded fuck and his blow up doll says:

    Exactly. A pair of thick as pig shit, useless opportunists.

  47. 47
    Call to White House switchboard says:

    Can I speak to President Obama please?

    Who is this?

    Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

    David Cameron is the British Prime Minister.

    I’m a close personal friend of President Obama.

    He’s not available.

    I’m going to hit you with my Nokia.

    Excuse me?

    I should never have been put through to you. Whose idea was that? Sue’s I think.

    Who’s Sue?

    Put me through to President Obama now!

    No. Goodbye.

    I am the Prime Minister! Don’t hang up on meeeeee!

  48. 48
    OnBenefits says:

    Wallace is on the right. The dog is on the left.

  49. 49
    knob-ed says:

    Did he give her the pearly necklace too?

  50. 50
    Angry of Sussex says:

    thick rubbery lips and a throbbing lump hanging over the top.

    Imagine fishy breath and thats how endowed the Eagle brothers are…

    teeth and all!

  51. 51
    Chimping Keith says:

    Stalker Wallace bags a pair of gromits

  52. 52
    genghiz the kahn says:

    And now on A Question of Sport – What Happened Next?

  53. 53
    Chimping Keith says:


  54. 54
    her bust is bigger than his IQ says:

    Who gave Helen that pearl necklace?

  55. 55
    Digger says:

    No bush there mate. It’s a proper bald camel toe.

  56. 56
    her bust is bigger than his IQ says:

    American Express, that’ll do nicely sir.
    Put your head between them and go blubble, blubbe, blubble.

  57. 57
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Proof that Gordon Brown hadn’t abolished boom and bust.

  58. 58
    Observer says:

    Why is Miliband wearing a wing-collar with black tie? Proper grown-ups don’t.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Looks more like DD to me

  60. 60
    Johnno List says:


  61. 61
    Lizzie says:

    Ed Miliband gives vent to his inner Bulligdon Club wannabe in wing collar with black tie – epic fashion fail!

  62. 62
    Gok Wan says:

    Why wouldn’t you? There’s nothing wrong with that.

  63. 63
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Helen Flanagan….. get yer tits oot for the lads :)

  64. 64
    WastedJoker says:

    As hairless as Ed is spineless.

  65. 65
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Aaaaaah bless the local indigenous……. odious scum !

  66. 66
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    back of the net !!!

  67. 67
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Who is she?

    And who is that dork standing next to her?

  68. 68
    The Diary of Ed Milliband (14 and a half) says:

    Finally got that Helen Flagang to pose with me for my album. Phwoar now I’m tall enough to see all her chesty bits, wonder if she’ll snog?

    That’ll teach those rotters in commonses to shout at me.

  69. 69
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Have they managed to get her out of her coma yet?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    The eyes have it.

  71. 71
    gildedtumbril says:

    Who the hell would want to be photographed alongside that creature? The one with the bowtie?

  72. 72
    Scrounging fuds allowed says:

    A celebrity? Never heard of her.

  73. 73
    fruitcake says:

    That image is just choc full of tittle

  74. 74
    My right ear violates a vulnerable woman's privacy for profit? says:

    What a pair of pigs at the trough. Oink! oink!

  75. 75
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    She brushes up well. Nice cheekbones, upstairs…. and lips…. etc… all three sets…

  76. 76
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    We all finally know that Ed M is actually a bit of a fanny magnet on the quiet. Still think he looks like Ray Barone though,

  77. 77
    Born in teh wrong century says:

    behind them both you can hear gordon brown listening to the arctic monkeys.

  78. 78
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    thought his other half had had a really serious makeover…then saw their christmas card and realised I needed glkasses

  79. 79
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    birdshit and birdbrain

  80. 80
    Marques de Rey says:

    All are filth.

  81. 81
    Kevin T says:

    Oh dear god in heaven.

  82. 82
    Athanasius says:

    He can’t tie a real bow tie so needs a made-up one, and doesn’t seem to understand the principle behind the collar: to stop the tie from rubbing your neck raw. He won’t make a very good butler for the next Labour PM, will he!

  83. 83
    LL says:


  84. 84
    kitler says:

    Two tits and a twat.

  85. 85
    Helen Flanagan says:

    Ere’s, is a picky of me with the waiter aye, where’s me whippet.

  86. 86
    Phil says:

    Speaking of which is it me or does his schnozzle appear to be morphing into a beak?

  87. 87
    Ed Sillyband says:

    I used to, before the failed nose job. Anyway, he’s 55 and really starting to look it now. I’ll wait another dozen years, thank you.

  88. 88
    Diogenes' stand-in says:

    So Hacked Off has removed my post for stating that its petition was discredited by multiple signatures from the same source. Not keen on free speech, then? Who would have thought it?

  89. 89
    Auditioner says:

    Very poor. Do not call us I repeat, Do not call us.

  90. 90
    Arse bandit of the 70s and 80s... says:

    Seeing Ed in a tux’ is of consequence…. I can’t remember seeing a photo of a Labour leader wearing one?

  91. 91
    Nick (i've shagged 40 women) Clegg says:

    It just sums up Cameron !
    The country is in shit , billions being defrauded by foreign companies , uncontrolled immigration ,can’t deport terrorists , celebrity paedophile scandals everywhere , EU dictating our every move and all Dave’s worried about is pandering to his gay public school chums so they can get married
    It was so much better when it was illegal and we didn’t have it rammed down our throats every day

  92. 92
    Sydney Harberbrij says:

    Donkey jacket’s at the laundry this week, mate.

  93. 93
    Sydney Harberbrij says:

    Why did nobody tell Ed that his tie should be under his collar? Scruffy git.

  94. 94
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    3 tits all in a row

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    The dildo spoils the picture.

  96. 96
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed bang ‘er?

  97. 97
    an imartial observer says:

    Why does there appear to be a large anti-aircraft gun in the background? Is the Millitwat expecting a drone strike? Understandable though. If one had access to a Predator armed with Hellfire, the temptation would be irresistible, wouldn’t it?

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    steph 2 eds flanders says:

    NOOOO it should have been me

  99. 99
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Cameron is haemorraging support from what should be his base it shows how effective the gay mafia are in this country a small minority dictting social policy that has widespread public oppposition

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Only 40, your’e an amateur Nick and why didn’t you send me a get well card?

    Another photo for all my young female fans. On the subject of Helen Flanagan, although she is a bit old for me, I would still go up the jungle with her anytime. Boaz.

  101. 101
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    is he out for the day on Care in the Community

  102. 102
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    ………and why is he dressed like an extra from a bads US 80s porn flic

  103. 103
    LL says:

    Nice twin guns fully loaded?

  104. 104
    Milipede says:

    I know a tit when I see one.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    OK, guess the cup size! I say they’re C pushed up to look like D.

  106. 106
    Helen Flanagan says:

    You look amazing Handy. When are you going to give me a bell?

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Thick as f**k, the pair of them

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