Tidings of great joy over at the Standard this afternoon after Evgeny announced is rewarding his troops by giving each one an iPad, apparently to celebrate their new return to profit, Olympic success and general greatness. Guido’s eyes and ears over at High Street Ken says “people are actually really happy!” Meanwhile downstairs at the Indy…
Mercer Declares Payment From Undercover Reporter | Telegraph
Labour Complain Over Stuart Hall Sentence | MediaGuido
Adam Boulton Visits Titanic, Makes a Picture of Himself | MediaGuido
EU Demanded Greek Broadcaster Transmit Pro-Euronews | PS Europe
Guardian’s Bold Front Page | The Commentator
Stupidest Fox News Host of the Year | The Commentator
Does Harman Want to Destroy the BBC? | Times
Murdoch and Wendi Divorce | Speccie
Lord Lester Slams Leveson and Hacked Off | Index on Censorship
Greenwald Woefully Short on PRISM Details | Medium
WaPo Sell Sponsored Views For $500 | WorldNewsPublishing
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Indy to get eye pads
I tried that wheeze by promising lap tops for all school kids.
I gave them to all my staff
Max Clifford is to get an iPaedo
The Guardian staff have been given iOUs
Guardian already have the iPad in droves. Pointless iCrap all round
http://www.jigsaw24.com/fcp/content/guardian_case_study/content
The Standard has swung so far Left it should have a smiling picture of Trotsky above the title.
I’ve lost count of the articles on the Left’s favorite enemy (not Islamists) American Conservative Christians – who apparently come just below Jooz in the evil list.
…and look what happened to Trotsky
The taxpayer bought my iPad, mug. Boaz.
The Scotsman to get Aye Pads
Are you giving all your in staff Guidoland an ipod, Guido
You don’t find me on High Streets, only High Horses.
What an exceedingly nice Oligarch.
Should he have bought washing machines to help launder the cash properly.
The Mirror to get footpads.
Sanitary pads, more like.
Has he got a white pussy?
I believe he has a bleached meerkat.
Don’t think he likes pussy
The Grauniad to get jDaps
Every child of school age should be issued with an iPad .
They can all then receive interactive lessons in their own bedrooms .
No need for ultra expensive new build taxpayer funded buildings.
226,000 redundancy notices to teachers
What a spiffing wheeze! They don’t seem to teach much these days anyway.
All the sending kids to private schools could stop, just think of the money saved, they could sell all the private schools off for building land
is an iPad code for INCONTINENCE PAD?
That pic of him scares the shit out of me – iPad or not.
He looks like a 19th century plantation owner down south.
The bloke looks like a complete Count
we seem to be moving backwards in time….
the guardian reports that the new PPC may be set up by royal charter, like the BBC, to ensure separation from newspapers and politicians.
what is a royal charter?
who is it independant from? BBC is certainly not a good role model.
…and who picks its members?
Is it a would-be Romanov look?
Is he a Quare? Looks like a quare, sounds like a quare and works in the media. So most likely a quare?
You would be very scared of Russian boyar if you were a Russian peasant, Evgeny would have grow his beard much bigger and thicker.
BREAKING NEWS FROM “THE BUNKER”
I am doing my utmost to ensure that Labour get returned in 2015 with a thumping majority.
See here
UK manufacturing output registered a surprisingly sharp fall in October, resurrecting fears of recession.
Output fell by 1.3% from September, the Office for National Statistics said, with food and drink output, notably beer, down following the Olympics.
It was the worst fall since June, when activity was depressed by extra public holidays for the Diamond Jubilee.
It also adds to evidence that the UK economy may be relapsing into recession after a short rebound over the summer.
What the fuck has this got to do with Eugene, you spamming get ?
Quite right, you tell him!
Eugene has just announced expensive gifts all round because his company has returned to (Look away now, filthy degenerate word to follow) profit. That would seem to indicate an upturn to me.
Here we go again?
http://labourlist.org/2012/12/lib-dem-deputy-leader-simon-hughes-under-investigation-by-parliamentary-watchdog-over-cash-donations/
Another straight kinda guy then?
If they had been on benefits they would have got an ipad years ago
Oh dear, another person who is mug enough to buy overpriced Apple kit.
I have bought these from the money I expect to get from selling The Independent.
I still think in roubles, can anyone remind me how many Ipads I can get for £1?
I would like everyone to know that I was so ineffective in the Commons the other day because of my stammer and not because I’m a useless c*unt.
This is my flagship policy to lose the next General Election for the Tories.
“Planned civil marriage legislation will allow churches to conduct same-sex weddings, Prime Minister,David Cameron says”
And if that fails I’ve got plenty more surefire vote-losers up my sleeve.
I’ve now made the headlines,you bitches .Excuse me while I powder my nose.
David Cameron ‘backs gay marriage in church’ BBC headlines
Well, if it is gay marriage, he can hardly “front” it, can he?
Sent from my new iPad from behind the bike sheds
Same sex marriages in Mosques ? Oy Vey !
Cameron: “I’m a massive supporter of marriage and I don’t want gay people to be excluded from a great institution” http://itv.co/UJRVNX
Surely they’ve pretty-much excluded themselves from a great institution when they took the decision to become fúdgep@ckers.
The time is rapidly approaching when Davey should be locked up in one of those “institutions”.
F**k me! That picture is actually the Russian person in charge of the Indy. I thought the proles shot people looking like that long ago:) Not that I would give the friendly lot in the Kremlin any ideas.
I bet peter mandlebum finds him a right honey
What a ponce, no wonder the standard is nearly as left as the Indy/ guardian!