December 7th, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (You Finking, What He’s Finking? Edition)


  1. 1
    JohnC says:

    well at least Balls isn’t in the picture

  2. 2
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    The naked rambler

  3. 3
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Man sells off everything but the useless steering wheel !

  4. 4
    ScottishCalvin says:

    The courtroom artist’s pictures made most people wonder what the hell Max Clifford had actually been up to

  5. 5
    Gene Hunt says:

    “Do you have any pictures of Balls?”

  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    “That’s not him, I am looking for Simon Hughes and a link to City Cruises”

  7. 7
    Lord Fink-Cashpoint of the Tory Party says:

    Are you taking my name in vain again Guido?

  8. 8
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to drive

  9. 9
    I Squiggle says:

    “I found it in Ed Balls’s garage..”

  10. 10
    The Fink behind his paywall says:

    The steering wheel has come off the government

  11. 11
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to dr1ve

  12. 12
    The Murdoch Shilling says:

    We like gay marriages

  13. 13
    The Fink says:

    Nice cock

  14. 14
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Can you tell what it is yet?

  15. 15
    Some Twat up North says:

    Turn left for oblivion.

  16. 16
    Fingers says:

    I have seen a Hunt before

  17. 17
    The Fink says:

    I’m a complete fraud who makes a living stating the bleedin’ obvious, so I might as well stand here chatting to a perv in a raincoat holding a picture of a naked man

  18. 18
    Welshracer says:

    *feels* “well he has bigger Balls than me for sure, honestly”

  19. 19
    Back seat driver says:

    Nope, still no growth and no stimulus.

  20. 20
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Or maybe related to Mr Huhne?

  21. 21
    Dr Seus says:

    That looks like a cock but without the growth

  22. 22
    MPerv says:

    “Now hold it just there while I fumble for my loose change”

  23. 23
    Ed Balls says:

    I couldn’t keep my m-m-mouth still.

  24. 24
    Today is Friday says:

    … meaning the “day of Frigg”, a result of an old convention equivocating the Old English goddess Frige with the Roman goddess Venus…

    So we will have a party and disappear up eachothers arseholes to celebrate…

    Submerged by a torrent of scandals and guacamole…

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Damn it, I can’t see his willy.

  26. 26
    Martin Day says:

    Bloke holding the picture.

    “Just hold the picture like this if you fancy a hand shandy,with your right hand.”

  27. 27
    Lord Prescott says:

    Today I will be a steward on…

    Free G & Ts for all my loyal supporters on Guido’s blog

  28. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    George Galloway demonstrates he’s a shit painter

  29. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    No growth, just another fat man with a limp…

  30. 30
    Tom says:

    Looking at this picture makes me play with my BALLS

  31. 31
    Brian Sewell says:

    …giving the subject a life-like ‘wobble’, reminscent of Da-Vinci in his superb “hand shandy” period

  32. 32
    Ed says:

    Who he?

  33. 33
    T. P. Fuller says:

    @Nom Dom Nom 2

    DUI — nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

  34. 34
    HM Treasury spinner says:

    George Osborne is naked but he is still steering the economy…

  35. 35
    A legal eagle says:

    Be very careful there – it’s all sub judice.

  36. 36
    George Osborne says:

    Thank god that’s off,it was driving me nuts

  37. 37
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Modding Explanation Sevice says:

    Assuming you are serious, and for the benefit of newbies, that word in its non-modbot-circumvention mode is taboo because too many people kept posting on the subject of our host’s well-documented history of operating a motor vehicle in a state of, shall we say, “insufficient sobriety.”

  38. 38
    Richard de Gerber says:

    Art or another gay marriage proposal? Fink decides?

  39. 39
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Freud?
    – Close, sir. Very close.

  40. 40
    Carter Smünt says:

    The Greenest Government Ever, a painting of George about to demonstrate the first windmill powered butt plug

  41. 41
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Ah Thanks guys

    Did not know that ‘the owner’ was so far up their own arse to allow comment about everybody but them. Shame on me :)

  42. 42
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    These will keep anyone ‘dry’

  43. 43
    Roscoe Rules says:

    In Chris Huhne’s defence new evidence is submitted to the court.

  44. 44
    CP Goon says:

    I’m from common purpose. We’re looking for
    a nice lefty, pro EU family (preferably gay and multicultural) for this cheeky little monkey.

  45. 45
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Pollack?
    – Indeed, sir. My thoughts entirely.

  46. 46

    Sorry, mate. It’s already sold to Evan Davis.

  47. 47
    Brian Sewell says:

    Spooky how the eyes follow you round the street…

  48. 48
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:


  49. 49
  50. 50
    Mark Oaten says:

    Is he doing what I think he’s doing – yum!

  51. 51
    I fink I know what he's finking says:

    Have it washed and brought to my room

  52. 52
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Monet?
    – Very little, sir. Not with this noodle in charge of things.

  53. 53
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “I painted the Giddy One’s face over the face of Gordon Brown which had been there; that picture didn’t sell– too many people said it was too unsettlingly real for their taste…”

  54. 54
    Tom Tomos says:

    The first mohel the angel did say….

  55. 55
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Picasso?
    – Speak for yourself!

  56. 56
    Hans Christian Andersen says:

    “Emperor.” ‘Nuff said.

  57. 57
    George Osborne says:

    Jim fixed it for me to drive a bus

  58. 58
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Grosz?
    – I know, sir, but what can you do?

  59. 59
    Anon says:

    .. off a cliff.

  60. 60
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Heckel?
    – Quite right, sir. It’s the least he deserves.

  61. 61
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Escher?
    – It’s not clear, Sir.

  62. 62
    The Darth Pooh says:

    How many Darth Poohs does it take to change a light bulb?

  63. 63
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Rorschach?
    – Bollocks!

  64. 64
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    This pathetic excuse for a Government is driving me completely nuts too!!

  65. 65
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Your wife? Does she like naughty pictures? Nudge, nudge, fink, fink.

  66. 66

    If you like this sort of art sir, i’ve got a Jimmy Saville and a Gary Glitter out the back.

  67. 67
    Gosbourne the Cunt says:

    What’s this for?

  68. 68
    Painting says:

    “The Salvage from Labour’s car crash.”

  69. 69
    mekondelta says:

    When I told George to get his arse in gear that wasn’t what I was thinking of!

  70. 70
    Sponsored by Balls says:

    “You’re right Sir, it is a big cock”

  71. 71
  72. 72
    Sir William Waad says:

    “And this is MY birthday suit – I had it when I was 18″

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Ford Fiesta Readers Husbands

  74. 74
    IMHO says:

    Round The Horne

  75. 75
    Yvette Cooper's Balls says:

    They are but are decently covered up

  76. 76
    Damien Hurst says:

    It’s one of my masterpeices and it’s worth £26 million

    More than you will ever earn Fink..even from Murdoch…

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Housewife crossing fingers says:

    I hope Fink is married

    And not another one them…..

  79. 79
    Zwarte Piet says:

    We insist on a full judge led inquiry

  80. 80
    Carter Smünt says:

    ‘Art’ Seller: This is a depiction of Georges initiation into the 33rd degree of the Mazonites. Notice how he’s correctly holding the steering wheel of Tubal-Cain in Supplication to Satan. You may not be able to see what he’s doing with the knobbly obelisk of Khan….

  81. 81
    Sir William Waad says:

    Winner of the U-Turner Prize

  82. 82
    IMHO says:

    Proposed advertising campaign for launch of our new product: Quentin Crisps.

  83. 83
    Liarpoliticians says:

    This is how Obama told me you steer an economy over a fiscal cliff!

  84. 84
    Chris Bryant's favourite dildo says:

    Likey likey

  85. 85
    Just saying says:

    Normal dr1vel.

  86. 86
  87. 87
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Daves backing for Gay marriage wont last

  88. 88
    Dial C for C*** says:

    “I don’t know what it is, but it is driving me nuts!”

  89. 89
    IMHO says:

    The Chronic-als of Narnia

  90. 90
    Patrick says:

    Will this contraceptive work, thought Danny?

  91. 91
    None of the above V2 says:

    Even a Viagra pill won’t show that cock what growth looks like

  92. 92
    jimbo says:

    What a big Titian

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Too clever? But funny.

  94. 94
    IMHO says:

    Durch, Sprung und Technic

  95. 95
    jimbo says:

    “El Greco?

    With the he’s running the economy you could say that, sir “

  96. 96
    Huffy Auld Git says:

    The Emperor has no car on!

  97. 97
    Georgie says sing along says:

  98. 98
    Brown Eye says:

    Get back in your hole!

  99. 99
    Patrick says:

    Cheap open air motoring for the age of austerity

  100. 100
    johnwardmedway says:

    Now that outfit, Mr Prime Minister, is what I call ‘being transparent’…

  101. 101
    johnwardmedway says:

    …the Fink finks to himself!

  102. 102
    johnwardmedway says:

    …or even ‘Mr Chancellor’ (I really mustn’t post so soon after taking my pills!)

  103. 103
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by Noe even employing a naked chaffeur!

  104. 104
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by not even employing a naked chaffeur!

  105. 105
    cynic says:

    Fink marvels how waiting for Extradition Request has helped Piers lose weight

  106. 106
    U K I P Convert says:

    Its called “Osb*orne’s Coa*lition Fis*cal Omni*shambles !!”


    “I don’t have a fcuking clue as even the steering wheel has come off

    & everyone can see I don’t have any clothes either !!”

  107. 107
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Fed up with the crap.

  108. 108
    titternot says:

    well his xmas card is going to be better than Milliband’s this year

  109. 109
    Del Boy says:

    Go on David………I give you a tenner & you take it away…..

    I can’t be fairer than that……lets shake on it…….

    You won’t get a better offer anywhere else…!!!……..

  110. 110
    Clare Deloon says:

    More likely connected to imbibing strong libations before leaving in control of a jalopy.

  111. 111
    Sir William Waad says:

    George resolved never again to accept an appearance on Top Gear.

  112. 112
    Clare Deloon says:

    Am I the only one who thought it was a painting of a famous CNN interviewer in the buff?

    Must get down to Speccies tomorrow.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    The Rt Hon ‘member’

  114. 114
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Turn left

  115. 115
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Get out the way, I am off to marx and sparx, then savile row. Why?? It is bleeding obvious my man, officer.

  116. 116
    Roger Paltrey says:

    Ed Balls can always form a tribute band if politics doesn’t work out. I’d love to hear his version of “My Generation”

  117. 117
    drewstew says:

    The winner – by a mile! Thanks for the belly laugh.

  118. 118
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Peter Sellers clip in the first Pink Panther movie is a classic, when in the nuddy with a french young lady, driving his mini through gay Paris traffic. Can’t post it here, so i will post it for and on Louise Mensch on her first up at the moment here, towards the top.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    “yes sir great doss ….I…errrr
    you truly are an artist
    you express well yet not wordily
    there is no connection between his steerage and reality driving things: he is naked, but i cant present that on bbc – i have to buff and sex it down these days”

  120. 120
    filipinomonkey says:

    Stills from the latest “Star in a reasonably priced car” Top Gear debacle fetch good money…

  121. 121
    Mocha off, with chocolate chips says:

    I actually saw an actual penis on the beeb the other day, and no, it wasn’t an actual person, it was actual a member… could have been this film, Gere’s plonker,

    or was it Ollie’s or Bates plonkers in front of the fireplace, via Winner, here?

    Let you all guess, ladies mostly….

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