Friday Caption Contest (You Finking, What He’s Finking? Edition)
Is Interpol Helping the Villains? | Peter Oborne
Transcript of Terrorist’s Speech | Times
Dave Should Promote Sarah Wollaston to Inner Circle | Staggers
MPs Hate Chuka | Total Politics
This Was Out of Al-Qaeda’s Terror Manual | Con Coughlin
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
well at least Balls isn’t in the picture
I couldn’t keep my m-m-mouth still.
What’s this for?
They are but are decently covered up
Winner of the U-Turner Prize
The Rt Hon ‘member’
The naked rambler
The Emperor has no car on!
Am I the only one who thought it was a painting of a famous CNN interviewer in the buff?
Must get down to Speccies tomorrow.
Man sells off everything but the useless steering wheel !
The courtroom artist’s pictures made most people wonder what the hell Max Clifford had actually been up to
The winner – by a mile! Thanks for the belly laugh.
“Do you have any pictures of Balls?”
Likey likey
Get back in your hole!
“That’s not him, I am looking for Simon Hughes and a link to City Cruises”
http://labourlist.org/2012/12/lib-dem-deputy-leader-simon-hughes-under-investigation-by-parliamentary-watchdog-over-cash-donations/
Today I will be a steward on…
http://www.citycruises.com/
Free G & Ts for all my loyal supporters on Guido’s blog
Are you taking my name in vain again Guido?
Well if they can train dogs to drive
“I found it in Ed Balls’s garage..”
The steering wheel has come off the government
Well if they can train dogs to dr1ve
Why the hell would dr1ve be modded?
I don’t know – I have been caught using the word dr!ver and been modded. Maybe they are golf haters.
Or maybe related to Mr Huhne?
Who he?
Be very careful there – it’s all sub judice.
More likely connected to imbibing strong libations before leaving in control of a jalopy.
Assuming you are serious, and for the benefit of newbies, that word in its non-modbot-circumvention mode is taboo because too many people kept posting on the subject of our host’s well-documented history of operating a motor vehicle in a state of, shall we say, “insufficient sobriety.”
Ah Thanks guys
Did not know that ‘the owner’ was so far up their own arse to allow comment about everybody but them. Shame on me
@Nom Dom Nom 2
DUI — nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
These will keep anyone ‘dry’ http://www.dui-online.com/
We insist on a full judge led inquiry
Normal dr1vel.
We like gay marriages
Nice cock
Can you tell what it is yet?
Turn left for oblivion.
I have seen a Hunt before
I’m a complete fraud who makes a living stating the bleedin’ obvious, so I might as well stand here chatting to a perv in a raincoat holding a picture of a naked man
*feels* “well he has bigger Balls than me for sure, honestly”
Nope, still no growth and no stimulus.
That looks like a cock but without the growth
“Now hold it just there while I fumble for my loose change”
… meaning the “day of Frigg”, a result of an old convention equivocating the Old English goddess Frige with the Roman goddess Venus…
So we will have a party and disappear up eachothers arseholes to celebrate…
Submerged by a torrent of scandals and guacamole…
Damn it, I can’t see his willy.
Bloke holding the picture.
“Just hold the picture like this if you fancy a hand shandy,with your right hand.”
…giving the subject a life-like ‘wobble’, reminscent of Da-Vinci in his superb “hand shandy” period
George Galloway demonstrates he’s a shit painter
No growth, just another fat man with a limp…
Looking at this picture makes me play with my BALLS
George Osborne is naked but he is still steering the economy…
“Emperor.” ‘Nuff said.
.. off a cliff.
Thank god that’s off,it was driving me nuts
Too clever? But funny.
Art or another gay marriage proposal? Fink decides?
- Freud?
- Close, sir. Very close.
The Greenest Government Ever, a painting of George about to demonstrate the first windmill powered butt plug
In Chris Huhne’s defence new evidence is submitted to the court.
I’m from common purpose. We’re looking for
a nice lefty, pro EU family (preferably gay and multicultural) for this cheeky little monkey.
- Pollack?
- Indeed, sir. My thoughts entirely.
Sorry, mate. It’s already sold to Evan Davis.
Spooky how the eyes follow you round the street…
Louise
The Naked Crunch
Is he doing what I think he’s doing – yum!
Have it washed and brought to my room
- Monet?
- Very little, sir. Not with this noodle in charge of things.
“I painted the Giddy One’s face over the face of Gordon Brown which had been there; that picture didn’t sell– too many people said it was too unsettlingly real for their taste…”
The first mohel the angel did say….
- Picasso?
- Speak for yourself!
Jim fixed it for me to drive a bus
- Grosz?
- I know, sir, but what can you do?
- Heckel?
- Quite right, sir. It’s the least he deserves.
- Escher?
- It’s not clear, Sir.
How many Darth Poohs does it take to change a light bulb?
- Rorschach?
- Bollocks!
This pathetic excuse for a Government is driving me completely nuts too!!
Your wife? Does she like naughty pictures? Nudge, nudge, fink, fink.
I hope Fink is married
And not another one them…..
If you like this sort of art sir, i’ve got a Jimmy Saville and a Gary Glitter out the back.
“The Salvage from Labour’s car crash.”
When I told George to get his arse in gear that wasn’t what I was thinking of!
“You’re right Sir, it is a big cock”
“And this is MY birthday suit – I had it when I was 18″
Ford Fiesta Readers Husbands
Round The Horne
It’s one of my masterpeices and it’s worth £26 million
More than you will ever earn Fink..even from Murdoch…
http://rt.com/art-and-culture/news/dasha-zhukova-hirst-butterfly/
What has immigration done for us ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2244512/Britain-swamped-TB-unless-tests-diagnose-brought-21st-century-experts-warn.html
‘Art’ Seller: This is a depiction of Georges initiation into the 33rd degree of the Mazonites. Notice how he’s correctly holding the steering wheel of Tubal-Cain in Supplication to Satan. You may not be able to see what he’s doing with the knobbly obelisk of Khan….
Proposed advertising campaign for launch of our new product: Quentin Crisps.
This is how Obama told me you steer an economy over a fiscal cliff!
Daves backing for Gay marriage wont last
“I don’t know what it is, but it is driving me nuts!”
The Chronic-als of Narnia
Will this contraceptive work, thought Danny?
Even a Viagra pill won’t show that cock what growth looks like
What a big Titian
Durch, Sprung und Technic
“El Greco?
With the he’s running the economy you could say that, sir “
Cheap open air motoring for the age of austerity
Now that outfit, Mr Prime Minister, is what I call ‘being transparent’…
…the Fink finks to himself!
…or even ‘Mr Chancellor’ (I really mustn’t post so soon after taking my pills!)
George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by Noe even employing a naked chaffeur!
George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by not even employing a naked chaffeur!
Fink marvels how waiting for Extradition Request has helped Piers lose weight
Its called “Osb*orne’s Coa*lition Fis*cal Omni*shambles !!”
or
“I don’t have a fcuking clue as even the steering wheel has come off
& everyone can see I don’t have any clothes either !!”
Fed up with the crap.
well his xmas card is going to be better than Milliband’s this year
Go on David………I give you a tenner & you take it away…..
I can’t be fairer than that……lets shake on it…….
You won’t get a better offer anywhere else…!!!……..
George resolved never again to accept an appearance on Top Gear.
Turn left
Get out the way, I am off to marx and sparx, then savile row. Why?? It is bleeding obvious my man, officer.
Ed Balls can always form a tribute band if politics doesn’t work out. I’d love to hear his version of “My Generation”
Peter Sellers clip in the first Pink Panther movie is a classic, when in the nuddy with a french young lady, driving his mini through gay Paris traffic. Can’t post it here, so i will post it for and on Louise Mensch on her first up at the moment here, towards the top.
“yes sir great doss ….I…errrr
you truly are an artist
you express well yet not wordily
there is no connection between his steerage and reality driving things: he is naked, but i cant present that on bbc – i have to buff and sex it down these days”
I actually saw an actual penis on the beeb the other day, and no, it wasn’t an actual person, it was actual a member… could have been this film, Gere’s plonker,
or was it Ollie’s or Bates plonkers in front of the fireplace, via Winner, here?
Let you all guess, ladies mostly….
Stills from the latest “Star in a reasonably priced car” Top Gear debacle fetch good money…