December 7th, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (You Finking, What He’s Finking? Edition)


121 Comments

  1. 1
    JohnC says:

    well at least Balls isn’t in the picture

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  2. 2
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    The naked rambler

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  3. 3
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Man sells off everything but the useless steering wheel !

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  4. 4
    ScottishCalvin says:

    The courtroom artist’s pictures made most people wonder what the hell Max Clifford had actually been up to

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  5. 5
    Gene Hunt says:

    “Do you have any pictures of Balls?”

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  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    “That’s not him, I am looking for Simon Hughes and a link to City Cruises”

    http://labourlist.org/2012/12/lib-dem-deputy-leader-simon-hughes-under-investigation-by-parliamentary-watchdog-over-cash-donations/

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  7. 7
    Lord Fink-Cashpoint of the Tory Party says:

    Are you taking my name in vain again Guido?

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  8. 8
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to drive

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  9. 9
    I Squiggle says:

    “I found it in Ed Balls’s garage..”

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  10. 10
    The Fink behind his paywall says:

    The steering wheel has come off the government

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  11. 11
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to dr1ve

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  12. 12
    The Murdoch Shilling says:

    We like gay marriages

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  13. 13
    The Fink says:

    Nice cock

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  14. 14
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Can you tell what it is yet?

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  15. 15
    Some Twat up North says:

    Turn left for oblivion.

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  16. 16
    Fingers says:

    I have seen a Hunt before

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  17. 17
    The Fink says:

    I’m a complete fraud who makes a living stating the bleedin’ obvious, so I might as well stand here chatting to a perv in a raincoat holding a picture of a naked man

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  18. 18
    Welshracer says:

    *feels* “well he has bigger Balls than me for sure, honestly”

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  19. 19
    Back seat driver says:

    Nope, still no growth and no stimulus.

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  20. 21
    Dr Seus says:

    That looks like a cock but without the growth

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  21. 22
    MPerv says:

    “Now hold it just there while I fumble for my loose change”

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  22. 24
    Today is Friday says:

    … meaning the “day of Frigg”, a result of an old convention equivocating the Old English goddess Frige with the Roman goddess Venus…

    So we will have a party and disappear up eachothers arseholes to celebrate…

    Submerged by a torrent of scandals and guacamole…

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  23. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Damn it, I can’t see his willy.

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  24. 26
    Martin Day says:

    Bloke holding the picture.

    “Just hold the picture like this if you fancy a hand shandy,with your right hand.”

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    • 31
      Brian Sewell says:

      …giving the subject a life-like ‘wobble’, reminscent of Da-Vinci in his superb “hand shandy” period

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  25. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    George Galloway demonstrates he’s a shit painter

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  26. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    No growth, just another fat man with a limp…

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  27. 30
    Tom says:

    Looking at this picture makes me play with my BALLS

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  28. 34
    HM Treasury spinner says:

    George Osborne is naked but he is still steering the economy…

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  29. 35
    George Osborne says:

    Thank god that’s off,it was driving me nuts

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  30. 38
    Richard de Gerber says:

    Art or another gay marriage proposal? Fink decides?

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  31. 39
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Freud?
    – Close, sir. Very close.

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  32. 40
    Carter Smünt says:

    The Greenest Government Ever, a painting of George about to demonstrate the first windmill powered butt plug

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  33. 43
    Roscoe Rules says:

    In Chris Huhne’s defence new evidence is submitted to the court.

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  34. 44
    CP Goon says:

    I’m from common purpose. We’re looking for
    a nice lefty, pro EU family (preferably gay and multicultural) for this cheeky little monkey.

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  35. 45
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Pollack?
    – Indeed, sir. My thoughts entirely.

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  36. 46

    Sorry, mate. It’s already sold to Evan Davis.

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  37. 47
    Brian Sewell says:

    Spooky how the eyes follow you round the street…

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  38. 48
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Louise

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  39. 49

    The Naked Crunch

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  40. 50
    Mark Oaten says:

    Is he doing what I think he’s doing – yum!

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  41. 51
    I fink I know what he's finking says:

    Have it washed and brought to my room

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  42. 52
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Monet?
    – Very little, sir. Not with this noodle in charge of things.

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  43. 53
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “I painted the Giddy One’s face over the face of Gordon Brown which had been there; that picture didn’t sell– too many people said it was too unsettlingly real for their taste…”

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  44. 54
    Tom Tomos says:

    The first mohel the angel did say….

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  45. 55
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Picasso?
    – Speak for yourself!

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  46. 57
    George Osborne says:

    Jim fixed it for me to drive a bus

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  47. 58
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Grosz?
    – I know, sir, but what can you do?

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  48. 60
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Heckel?
    – Quite right, sir. It’s the least he deserves.

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  49. 61
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Escher?
    – It’s not clear, Sir.

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  50. 62
    The Darth Pooh says:

    How many Darth Poohs does it take to change a light bulb?

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  51. 63
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Rorschach?
    – Bollocks!

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  52. 64
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    This pathetic excuse for a Government is driving me completely nuts too!!

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  53. 65
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Your wife? Does she like naughty pictures? Nudge, nudge, fink, fink.

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  54. 66

    If you like this sort of art sir, i’ve got a Jimmy Saville and a Gary Glitter out the back.

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  55. 68
    Painting says:

    “The Salvage from Labour’s car crash.”

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  56. 69
    mekondelta says:

    When I told George to get his arse in gear that wasn’t what I was thinking of!

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  57. 70
    Sponsored by Balls says:

    “You’re right Sir, it is a big cock”

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  58. 72
    Sir William Waad says:

    “And this is MY birthday suit – I had it when I was 18″

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  59. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Ford Fiesta Readers Husbands

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  60. 74
    IMHO says:

    Round The Horne

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  61. 76
    Damien Hurst says:

    It’s one of my masterpeices and it’s worth £26 million

    More than you will ever earn Fink..even from Murdoch…

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  63. 80
    Carter Smünt says:

    ‘Art’ Seller: This is a depiction of Georges initiation into the 33rd degree of the Mazonites. Notice how he’s correctly holding the steering wheel of Tubal-Cain in Supplication to Satan. You may not be able to see what he’s doing with the knobbly obelisk of Khan….

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  64. 82
    IMHO says:

    Proposed advertising campaign for launch of our new product: Quentin Crisps.

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  65. 83
    Liarpoliticians says:

    This is how Obama told me you steer an economy over a fiscal cliff!

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  66. 87
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Daves backing for Gay marriage wont last

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  67. 88
    Dial C for C*** says:

    “I don’t know what it is, but it is driving me nuts!”

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  68. 89
    IMHO says:

    The Chronic-als of Narnia

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  69. 90
    Patrick says:

    Will this contraceptive work, thought Danny?

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  70. 91
    None of the above V2 says:

    Even a Viagra pill won’t show that cock what growth looks like

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  71. 92
    jimbo says:

    What a big Titian

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  72. 94
    IMHO says:

    Durch, Sprung und Technic

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  73. 95
    jimbo says:

    “El Greco?

    With the he’s running the economy you could say that, sir “

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  74. 97
    Georgie says sing along says:

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  75. 99
    Patrick says:

    Cheap open air motoring for the age of austerity

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  76. 100
    johnwardmedway says:

    Now that outfit, Mr Prime Minister, is what I call ‘being transparent’…

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  77. 103
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by Noe even employing a naked chaffeur!

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  78. 104
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by not even employing a naked chaffeur!

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  79. 105
    cynic says:

    Fink marvels how waiting for Extradition Request has helped Piers lose weight

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  80. 106
    U K I P Convert says:

    Its called “Osb*orne’s Coa*lition Fis*cal Omni*shambles !!”

    or

    “I don’t have a fcuking clue as even the steering wheel has come off

    & everyone can see I don’t have any clothes either !!”

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  81. 107
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Fed up with the crap.

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  82. 108
    titternot says:

    well his xmas card is going to be better than Milliband’s this year

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  83. 109
    Del Boy says:

    Go on David………I give you a tenner & you take it away…..

    I can’t be fairer than that……lets shake on it…….

    You won’t get a better offer anywhere else…!!!……..

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  84. 111
    Sir William Waad says:

    George resolved never again to accept an appearance on Top Gear.

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  85. 114
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Turn left

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  86. 115
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Get out the way, I am off to marx and sparx, then savile row. Why?? It is bleeding obvious my man, officer.

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  87. 116
    Roger Paltrey says:

    Ed Balls can always form a tribute band if politics doesn’t work out. I’d love to hear his version of “My Generation”

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  88. 118
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Peter Sellers clip in the first Pink Panther movie is a classic, when in the nuddy with a french young lady, driving his mini through gay Paris traffic. Can’t post it here, so i will post it for and on Louise Mensch on her first up at the moment here, towards the top.

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  89. 119
    Anonymous says:

    “yes sir great doss ….I…errrr
    you truly are an artist
    you express well yet not wordily
    there is no connection between his steerage and reality driving things: he is naked, but i cant present that on bbc – i have to buff and sex it down these days”

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    • 121
      Mocha off, with chocolate chips says:

      I actually saw an actual penis on the beeb the other day, and no, it wasn’t an actual person, it was actual a member… could have been this film, Gere’s plonker,

      or was it Ollie’s or Bates plonkers in front of the fireplace, via Winner, here?

      Let you all guess, ladies mostly….

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  90. 120
    filipinomonkey says:

    Stills from the latest “Star in a reasonably priced car” Top Gear debacle fetch good money…

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