December 7th, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (You Finking, What He’s Finking? Edition)


  1. 1
    JohnC says:

    well at least Balls isn’t in the picture

  2. 2
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    The naked rambler

  3. 3
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Man sells off everything but the useless steering wheel !

  4. 4
    ScottishCalvin says:

    The courtroom artist’s pictures made most people wonder what the hell Max Clifford had actually been up to

  5. 5
    Gene Hunt says:

    “Do you have any pictures of Balls?”

  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    “That’s not him, I am looking for Simon Hughes and a link to City Cruises”

  7. 7
    Lord Fink-Cashpoint of the Tory Party says:

    Are you taking my name in vain again Guido?

  8. 8
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to drive

  9. 9
    I Squiggle says:

    “I found it in Ed Balls’s garage..”

  10. 10
    The Fink behind his paywall says:

    The steering wheel has come off the government

  11. 11
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well if they can train dogs to dr1ve

  12. 12
    The Murdoch Shilling says:

    We like gay marriages

  13. 13
    The Fink says:

    Nice cock

  14. 14
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Can you tell what it is yet?

  15. 15
    Some Twat up North says:

    Turn left for oblivion.

  16. 16
    Fingers says:

    I have seen a Hunt before

  17. 17
    The Fink says:

    I’m a complete fraud who makes a living stating the bleedin’ obvious, so I might as well stand here chatting to a perv in a raincoat holding a picture of a naked man

  18. 18
    Welshracer says:

    *feels* “well he has bigger Balls than me for sure, honestly”

  19. 19
    Back seat driver says:

    Nope, still no growth and no stimulus.

  20. 21
    Dr Seus says:

    That looks like a cock but without the growth

  21. 22
    MPerv says:

    “Now hold it just there while I fumble for my loose change”

  22. 24
    Today is Friday says:

    … meaning the “day of Frigg”, a result of an old convention equivocating the Old English goddess Frige with the Roman goddess Venus…

    So we will have a party and disappear up eachothers arseholes to celebrate…

    Submerged by a torrent of scandals and guacamole…

  23. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Damn it, I can’t see his willy.

  24. 26
    Martin Day says:

    Bloke holding the picture.

    “Just hold the picture like this if you fancy a hand shandy,with your right hand.”

    • 31
      Brian Sewell says:

      …giving the subject a life-like ‘wobble’, reminscent of Da-Vinci in his superb “hand shandy” period

  25. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    George Galloway demonstrates he’s a shit painter

  26. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    No growth, just another fat man with a limp…

  27. 30
    Tom says:

    Looking at this picture makes me play with my BALLS

  28. 34
    HM Treasury spinner says:

    George Osborne is naked but he is still steering the economy…

  29. 35
    George Osborne says:

    Thank god that’s off,it was driving me nuts

  30. 38
    Richard de Gerber says:

    Art or another gay marriage proposal? Fink decides?

  31. 39
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Freud?
    - Close, sir. Very close.

  32. 40
    Carter Smünt says:

    The Greenest Government Ever, a painting of George about to demonstrate the first windmill powered butt plug

  33. 43
    Roscoe Rules says:

    In Chris Huhne’s defence new evidence is submitted to the court.

  34. 44
    CP Goon says:

    I’m from common purpose. We’re looking for
    a nice lefty, pro EU family (preferably gay and multicultural) for this cheeky little monkey.

  35. 45
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Pollack?
    - Indeed, sir. My thoughts entirely.

  36. 46

    Sorry, mate. It’s already sold to Evan Davis.

  37. 47
    Brian Sewell says:

    Spooky how the eyes follow you round the street…

  38. 48
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:


  39. 49
  40. 50
    Mark Oaten says:

    Is he doing what I think he’s doing – yum!

  41. 51
    I fink I know what he's finking says:

    Have it washed and brought to my room

  42. 52
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Monet?
    - Very little, sir. Not with this noodle in charge of things.

  43. 53
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “I painted the Giddy One’s face over the face of Gordon Brown which had been there; that picture didn’t sell– too many people said it was too unsettlingly real for their taste…”

  44. 54
    Tom Tomos says:

    The first mohel the angel did say….

  45. 55
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Picasso?
    - Speak for yourself!

  46. 57
    George Osborne says:

    Jim fixed it for me to drive a bus

  47. 58
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Grosz?
    - I know, sir, but what can you do?

  48. 60
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Heckel?
    - Quite right, sir. It’s the least he deserves.

  49. 61
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Escher?
    - It’s not clear, Sir.

  50. 62
    The Darth Pooh says:

    How many Darth Poohs does it take to change a light bulb?

  51. 63
    The Darth Pooh says:

    - Rorschach?
    - Bollocks!

  52. 64
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    This pathetic excuse for a Government is driving me completely nuts too!!

  53. 65
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Your wife? Does she like naughty pictures? Nudge, nudge, fink, fink.

  54. 66

    If you like this sort of art sir, i’ve got a Jimmy Saville and a Gary Glitter out the back.

  55. 68
    Painting says:

    “The Salvage from Labour’s car crash.”

  56. 69
    mekondelta says:

    When I told George to get his arse in gear that wasn’t what I was thinking of!

  57. 70
    Sponsored by Balls says:

    “You’re right Sir, it is a big cock”

  58. 72
    Sir William Waad says:

    “And this is MY birthday suit – I had it when I was 18″

  59. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Ford Fiesta Readers Husbands

  60. 74
    IMHO says:

    Round The Horne

  61. 76
    Damien Hurst says:

    It’s one of my masterpeices and it’s worth £26 million

    More than you will ever earn Fink..even from Murdoch…

  62. 77
  63. 80
    Carter Smünt says:

    ‘Art’ Seller: This is a depiction of Georges initiation into the 33rd degree of the Mazonites. Notice how he’s correctly holding the steering wheel of Tubal-Cain in Supplication to Satan. You may not be able to see what he’s doing with the knobbly obelisk of Khan….

  64. 82
    IMHO says:

    Proposed advertising campaign for launch of our new product: Quentin Crisps.

  65. 83
    Liarpoliticians says:

    This is how Obama told me you steer an economy over a fiscal cliff!

  66. 87
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Daves backing for Gay marriage wont last

  67. 88
    Dial C for C*** says:

    “I don’t know what it is, but it is driving me nuts!”

  68. 89
    IMHO says:

    The Chronic-als of Narnia

  69. 90
    Patrick says:

    Will this contraceptive work, thought Danny?

  70. 91
    None of the above V2 says:

    Even a Viagra pill won’t show that cock what growth looks like

  71. 92
    jimbo says:

    What a big Titian

  72. 94
    IMHO says:

    Durch, Sprung und Technic

  73. 95
    jimbo says:

    “El Greco?

    With the he’s running the economy you could say that, sir “

  74. 97
    Georgie says sing along says:

  75. 99
    Patrick says:

    Cheap open air motoring for the age of austerity

  76. 100
    johnwardmedway says:

    Now that outfit, Mr Prime Minister, is what I call ‘being transparent’…

  77. 103
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by Noe even employing a naked chaffeur!

  78. 104
    Peter Grant says:

    George Osborne desmonstrates his commitment to his austerity drive, by not even employing a naked chaffeur!

  79. 105
    cynic says:

    Fink marvels how waiting for Extradition Request has helped Piers lose weight

  80. 106
    U K I P Convert says:

    Its called “Osb*orne’s Coa*lition Fis*cal Omni*shambles !!”


    “I don’t have a fcuking clue as even the steering wheel has come off

    & everyone can see I don’t have any clothes either !!”

  81. 107
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Fed up with the crap.

  82. 108
    titternot says:

    well his xmas card is going to be better than Milliband’s this year

  83. 109
    Del Boy says:

    Go on David………I give you a tenner & you take it away…..

    I can’t be fairer than that……lets shake on it…….

    You won’t get a better offer anywhere else…!!!……..

  84. 111
    Sir William Waad says:

    George resolved never again to accept an appearance on Top Gear.

  85. 114
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Turn left

  86. 115
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Get out the way, I am off to marx and sparx, then savile row. Why?? It is bleeding obvious my man, officer.

  87. 116
    Roger Paltrey says:

    Ed Balls can always form a tribute band if politics doesn’t work out. I’d love to hear his version of “My Generation”

  88. 118
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Peter Sellers clip in the first Pink Panther movie is a classic, when in the nuddy with a french young lady, driving his mini through gay Paris traffic. Can’t post it here, so i will post it for and on Louise Mensch on her first up at the moment here, towards the top.

  89. 119
    Anonymous says:

    “yes sir great doss ….I…errrr
    you truly are an artist
    you express well yet not wordily
    there is no connection between his steerage and reality driving things: he is naked, but i cant present that on bbc – i have to buff and sex it down these days”

    • 121
      Mocha off, with chocolate chips says:

      I actually saw an actual penis on the beeb the other day, and no, it wasn’t an actual person, it was actual a member… could have been this film, Gere’s plonker,

      or was it Ollie’s or Bates plonkers in front of the fireplace, via Winner, here?

      Let you all guess, ladies mostly….

  90. 120
    filipinomonkey says:

    Stills from the latest “Star in a reasonably priced car” Top Gear debacle fetch good money…

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

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It’s money innit.

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