December 7th, 2012

Ed’s Christmas Card


  1. 1
    Stuart says:

    Nice. A mother and her three children.

  2. 2
    Raving Loon says:

    Wallace & Gromit: Christmas Edition.

  3. 3
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    A mother and her three children. Ed looks like the other two’s teenage brother.

  4. 4
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Who’s are those bastards?

  5. 5
    Hank the Cat says:

    They don’t look like Ed

  6. 6
    A genetic horror story says:

    That’s me at the back…

  7. 7
    Skua says:

    What an attractive family !

  8. 8
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Ed Milband: “I would never use my children for publicity purposes”

  9. 9
    Hank the Cat says:

    She looks like Yvette Ladyboys brother

  10. 10
    Swiss Toni says:

    A non religious, non faith leftie ‘festive’ greeting. From a Jew.

  11. 11
    Superman says:

    Perhaps we should let the kids run the country given how the adults have screwd up over the last 30 years.

  12. 12
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Yes they do….Ed Balls

  13. 13
    Some Twat up North says:

    Ed Millband a living example of why it’s illegal to marry your sister.

  14. 14
    bob says:

    Ed and the three props

  15. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    Specially selected by a Judge – it’s tricky choosing a card, he had to have an enquiry

  16. 16
    Curls? Where did the curls come from? says:

    Has he done the same as his big bruv and bought his sprogs from a shop?

  17. 17
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    errrrr no thread about The Star hacks who have been caught making up glowing Film reviews having not even seen the film.

    Any brown envelops involved Borisido Boriswkes

  18. 18
    XXXxx says:

    In law bastards do not exist now, just check that no stranger appears on your doorstep and says, “good morning daddy”

  19. 19
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    errrrrr I think you will find that its a christmas card…its Borisido Boriswkes who is flaming the publicity

  20. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    Better put them down for Harrow Camden School

  21. 21
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Good ‘eavens you wouldn’t want him sitting on your mantlepiece for three weeks.

  22. 22
    Some Twat up North says:

    Ed Milliband, a man of our time…

    Now, if he’d been born a 100 years ago his parents would have done the decent thing and kept him in the loft.

    Sometimes you just know the old ways are the best.

  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Better put them down for Harrow Camden School

  24. 24
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    “”Who’s are those bastards?”””

    Once a nasty Tory…ALWAYS a nasty Tory.

    Is that the Tory official postion on children born outside of wedlock…I think we should be told.

  25. 25
    Me Me ME MEEEE LOOK at MEEEE I and my family are the reason for the season. says:

    If it’s one thing I can’t stand, it is Christmas cards that are not Christmas cards but are all about the sender.

  26. 26
    Winnie the Pooh says:

    So that’s where those UKIP children ended up.

  27. 27
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Inheritance tax avoider laughing at the taxpayer whilst enjoying the family home his communist father used perfectly legal means to avoid Ed & Dave paying IHT.

    One rule for the little people, one rule for the North London Duma & Politburo.

    Disgusting hypocrit.

  28. 28
    Chief Rabbi says:

    Does Eddy celebrate Christmas?

  29. 29
    Alfred the Grate says:

    I wonder how many hours of Photoshop it took to make the rubber-faced mong look human.

  30. 30
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Is Hauges FeeFeeFoo preggers yet….LOL

  31. 31
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Does it say Happy Christmas or Happy Holidays or some non specific greeting inside?

    Need to know what is politically correct for the end of December before doing the opposite for my cards.

  32. 32
    XXXxx says:

    This has been going on for some years now, politicos trying to present a human picture of themselves, still not a bad picture.

  33. 33
    steph 2 eds flanders says:

    It should be me on the card not her

  34. 34
    Loopy Lou says:

    Why is Mr Fawkes on Milliband’s Christmas list ?

  35. 35
    steph 2 eds flanders says:

    errrr twat

  36. 36
    Chuka of Tax Avoidance Solicitors Fame says:

    We are proud of helping so many people avoid tax

    We make millions out of it

    And then become Labour Front Banch spokesmen

  37. 37
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Leave Ed alone: He don’t believe in Christmas! [The fir in his house is the – whisper – ‘Magic Present Tree….]

    In other news: Should he have a hand on a child that is not legally registered as his (c.f. Savile, et. al.)? *confused*

  38. 38
    steph 2 eds flanders says:

    errrr twat

  39. 39
    King of the J3ws says:

    Why would a J3w send celebrate Christ Mass?

  40. 40
    Banned says:

    Are Deeds of Variation still legal? That nifty legal tax avoidance has given Ed and David a substantial leg up and stake in their growing London property portfolios.

    Nice to have all that money and property and not actually work for a living. Ever.

  41. 41
    The last Christian in Britain says:

    Because Guido is converting him to Catholicism

  42. 42
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Oy Vey, how could you think such a thing? None of them look remotely Polish.

  43. 43
    Terrible But True says:

    Couldn’t they get one with Mrs. M looking to camera?

    Begging the question as to who, or what she was more interested in.

  44. 44
    XXXxx says:

    I have not heard or seen anything of Ffyon for quite a long time, has any one else?

  45. 45
    Mr Jay, bleeding the taxpayer says:

    Isn’t she lovely?

    I am training her up to fleece the taxpayer of millions

    All in a good cause of course

  46. 46
    XXXxx says:

    What a Bell, Book, and Candle job

  47. 47
    Stan says:

    Still legal – Labour wanted to get rid until they realised how many of their number were using it to avoid IHT on property.

  48. 48
    Robin Friday says:

    Why is there a Klingon on his shoulder?

  49. 49
    Rotherham Social services. says:

    A loving family who’s parents are members of a political party. We must confiscate those children immediately with no right of appeal.

  50. 50
    Confucius says:

    Never been to wedlock. Is it near Birmingham?

  51. 51
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    No doubt Dave’s card will say “Happy Holidays”

    To add to this ( at this point put on a Texan accent ) :-

    “Holdin down two jobs”, “vacation” , “City Hall”, “Police Commissioner”, “Welfare Programmes”, “Housing projects”, “Going on a Date”.

  52. 52
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Is Ed sending out a cryptic message to “Holly”?

  53. 53
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    ‘Tis the season for relentless, in-your-face self-publicity.

  54. 54
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Why do these people humiliate themselves in this way? They look like the Freak family. I assume this ‘happy family stuff started in America (Where are you Gordon). Why don’t they stick to the nice old Dickensian stuff?

  55. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    Do you think they include one of those awful round robin showing off letters?

    Ed has had another challenging year, but is perservering. Justine has been raking it in thanks to her ‘connections’, the boys are working hard towards their Oxbridge exams and can do a rubik cube in 12 seconds…………

  56. 56
    Mr Quelch says:

    You need to look up the meaning of “begging the question”.
    It doesn’t mean “inviting the question”.

  57. 57
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Possibly a family with some sense of decency, may have. However it is the Miliband clan of commies and backstabbing traitors, we are dealing with here. So doing the decent thing, is not an option.

  58. 58
    Jerf says:

    Don’t mention the word ‘Christmas’. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

  59. 59
    Hank the Cat says:

    Yes poundland

  60. 60
    Picture Post (dec'd) says:

    Obviously a photoshop. There is no birdshit on his head.

  61. 61
    Warm Front says:

    Good to see green Ed has made his wife and kids wear extra jumpers and coats rather than turning the heating up.

  62. 62
    David M says:

    I didn’t realise they did BOGOFs in the pound shop.

  63. 63
    Selohesra says:

    Has he photoshopped his seagull shit patch out?

  64. 64
    Sooty and Sweep says:

    They washed the soot off the kids specially for this photo-op.

  65. 65
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    A Communist son of Abraham has even less reason to send a Christmas card.

  66. 66
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    …not forgetting “Dinner dates” and Gideon cannot “Do the math.”

  67. 67
    Sir William Waad says:

    This photoshop thingy is so clever.

  68. 68
    Synic says:

    Nice pic Ed. Why don’t you resign to spend more time with the family?

  69. 69
    Odd man out says:

    I think we need a judge lead inquiry into why he refused to sign the birth certificate of one of those two children.

  70. 70
    Ed Miliband says:

    Happy winterval everyone!

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    I do my best to keep my family out of the media spot light. Other than Xmas, Easter & When we go on Holiday etc

  72. 72
    Disco Biscuit says:

    So The Grinch is real?!

  73. 73
    Terrible But True says:


    What does it mean, as I presume you’d tell me if you knew?

    But the correction is noted, and of value to refocus on the question.

    Interestingly, only t’other day I learned ‘grammar nazi’ actually meant ‘person keen to distract from point by pointing out minor errors in English usage’.

    One is sure that was not your intention.

  74. 74
    The Rev Dotheboys of Hall says:

    Godless Marxist.

    May the gates of hell, purgatory and damnation swallow them up……

  75. 75
    Hugh Janus says:

    No it isn’t – we can still see him.

  76. 76
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    My muzzie mate sends me a Xmas card. Mind you he’s just about the only muslim living on the Wirral outside of Birkenhead. Case of do as they do I think.

  77. 77
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Wedlock is a bit of a grey area as far as Ed’s concerned. Just like tax avoidance.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Could they look anymore like middle class north London Guardian reading fuckwits?! Thick knitted jumpers, husband, wife and kids with same haircut. Foul foul foul

  79. 79
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I wonder if they still ask Ed for ID when he goes in a pub?

  80. 80
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’re particularly vacuous today. Did your live-in carer forget your medication?

  81. 81
    Hang The Bastards says:

    If they lived in Rotherham they would have their kids removed.

    Imagine having a vacant k.unt like that for a Dad

  82. 82
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    5.9, 5.9. 6.0, 5.8, 6.0, 6.0

  83. 83
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    Cattle celebrating Christmas. It’s an explosive combination

  84. 84
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Justines a looker!

  85. 85
    mraemiller says:

    Hum … a bit narcissistic … still he’s never exactly hidden the fact he’s an atheist

  86. 86
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Probably the Oratory highly recommend by Harriet and Tony

  87. 87
    Bovis Barrat says:

    The Wallace family hearing news they are to get a hairbrush from someone during the imminent Winterval celebration.

  88. 88
    Pitchfork. says:

    What a “Cunch of Bunts”

  89. 89
    Hugh Janus says:

    …and the ‘vote for me’ placard was only torn from his grasp at the last moment.

  90. 90
    Pitchfork. says:

    He Should have gone to “Specksavers”

  91. 91
    Stevie Wonder says:

    God! My eyes! My Eyes!

  92. 92
    Interested Public says:


  93. 93
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I bet the good folk of Cowdenbeath and Kircaldy are holding their breath?

  94. 94
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I once had a nice card from an Iranian Gov’t official saying ‘Congratulations on the birth of your Prophet.’ With all the anti-Muslim sentiment around (much of it understandable) it is worth remembering that Jesus Christ is recognised in the Muslim faith as a holy man, which is probably quite accurate.

  95. 95
    Mr Quelch says:

    As ever, Wikipedia is your friend:

  96. 96
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Can we expect similair greetings for Diwali,Eid and whatever the sons of Abraham celebrate?

  97. 97
    Gym Been says:

    A seriously beautiful colleague of mine was asked for ID when attempting to buy wine in Waitrose. She was 28 at the time. I said she should feel flattered that anyone would think she was a teenager!

  98. 98
    Stan says:

    Once a nasty Labour type, always a nasty Labour type.

    Vicious Moussa – you could be given a job throwing old people out of Labour conferences with that attitude

  99. 99
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Oh, amen to that – especially if they have a ’round robin’ review of the year attached.

    Perhaps we could amuse ourselves on here dreaming up what Ed’n’Justine might say…

  100. 100
    Mornington Crescent says:

    or the Orifice, highly recommended by Stephanie Filanderers.

  101. 101
    The Milibands photgrapher says:

    Thanks taxpayers. It was a pleasure, by the way. Ed said that you can look forward to French style tax increases come 2015.

  102. 102
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Are Chukka and Luciana sending out a joint card?

  103. 103
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I hope she never met Jimmy Saville

  104. 104
    Morris Minor says:

    Never mind the holly, the family has evidently got one prick, in the upper right of the photo.

  105. 105
    kit marloe says:

    Ras fith fhe thace fhaf thunk a fousandth shitth, and burnt thith fopleth thowerth of Illium.

  106. 106
    The Grinch says:


  107. 107
    Postal Vote says:

    Done on the cheap – no use of bounce flash – real amateur job – labour is much better at getting the postal votes in, with Tower Hamlets as benchmark

  108. 108
    simon r says:

    hope someone posts it on the ‘embarrassing family photos’ website

  109. 109
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “The boss of a leading trade union asked a senior female employee if she and her daughter wanted a threesome with him, a tribunal heard.”

  110. 110

    well theres a surprise! , not even a small recognition of who this special day is about, in case here is any doubt IT IS THE BIRTH OF JESUS .
    still at the moment we can delete this non christmas message/pic from those who truly think the day is about them . They never learn do they .

  111. 111
    Who Want's Some? says:

    Well it is the time of year the Turkey baster gets used

  112. 112
    PC Dixon says:


  113. 113
    They don't like it up 'em says:

    Better put them down for Harrow Camden School

  114. 114
    Lambeth Palace explains why churches are empty says:

    I am afraid that we try not to make too much of Christmas as this may offend other religions. Christianity is just another religion on par with all other religions and we do not ascribe to the view that the United Kingdom is a predominantly a Christian country and thus it should be therefore given precedence over any other faith. WE do OUR best to celebrate in a non-controversial manner without giving offence and we encourage others to do the same. Happy Wintervale to you all

  115. 115
    Jimmy says:

    Lovely picture of our PM in waiting and family. Nice to see something cheerful on here for a change

  116. 116
    Tachybaptus says:

    Even you, dear Jimmy, will be laughing out of the other side of your face a few months after the nincompoop gets in.

  117. 117
    Slovak Parents in Rotherham says:

    We have four more ready, and there’s no waiting list.

  118. 118
    Slovak Parents in Rotherham says:

    PS, they have had all their vaccinations and have certificates to prove it.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Had one of those already this year. The couple have had to downsize and move north to the desperately awful St Neots. HA HA!

  120. 120
    The Fallen Angel says:

    Not read the comments fully to see if anyone else has noticed this but I can’t see a ring on Justine’s finger…..

    Sham marriage anyone???

  121. 121
    Landlord says:

    They are not welcome here, ID or not.

  122. 122
    Ed's Twitter Intern says:

    I would like to thank the brave brave photographer for their brave brave efforts #demagoguesRus

  123. 123
    The Public says:

    From the same agency as Sarah Beard?

  124. 124
    Jimmy says:

    I think somehow we’ll muddle though without Dave Botox’s hand on the tiller.

  125. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will never use my family as a prop.

    Nor is the Pope a Catholic.

  126. 126
    A Labour supporter says:

    I for one think that Ed Milliband fragrantly flouting his ‘conventional’ family unit is racist towards single mothers.

    I mean, are they Tories now????

  127. 127
    Geordieboy says:

    I didn’t think Tesco Phone Booths were that bad. Mrs Ed should sue.

  128. 128
    Rufus Stone says:

    Not a bad idea – after all, they along with their future offspring who will be paying for Gordon Brown’s mis-management of the economy, aided and abetted by daddy.

  129. 129
    Rufus Stone says:

    For the Country’s sake, we would be better him sitting on the mantlepiece than in the Commons

  130. 130
    Staphanie Flounders says:

    “Don’t marry her – fuck me”

  131. 131
    JH2328434 says:

    I was going to say it looks like some wag has had a go at him with Kais Power Goo.

    Move his left eye an inch down and towards his nose… done!

  132. 132
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    If you put glasses on one of those kids he would look the image of Tom Watson.

  133. 133
    Anon. says:

    Happy Hanukkah, should be the greeting!

  134. 134
    JH2328434 says:

    Yeah, you’ll be fine.

    The productive part of the economy on the other hand…

  135. 135
    Jimmy says:

    You mean people in the internet in working hours?

  136. 136
    Beyonce says:

    Perhaps he didn’t like it

  137. 137
    Cicero says:

    Yes, let’s all send gurning portraits of *ourselves* – after all, that’s what Christmas is all about!

    ‘It started in America’

  138. 138

    Guido, is it actually a Christmas card or a Seasons Greetings card?

  139. 139
    Cicero says:


  140. 140
    Anonymous says:


    I dread to think what the Redeemer King would make of this “Christmas” card and its astonishingly self-absorbed motif.

    Ed must gambling that the Messiah is not resurrected again any time soon, or he will be in deep shit.

    Bless you all.

  141. 141
    Tax doesn't have to be taxing says:

    One day my sons, you too will be paying inheritance tax from my substantial estate #PutYourTrustInMillibands

  142. 142
    AverageDozyLabourVoterCardRecipient says:

    Oh look Mavis, they are just like us. I’ll be voting Labour on the back of this card.

  143. 143
    Truthteller says:

    That’s fecking scary.

  144. 144
    Maximus says:

    To make him a better balanced person.

  145. 145
    Maximus says:

    And if you turn the card over, there’s a monkey on his back too.

  146. 146
    Joe public says says:

    Are they laughing at us by any chance?

  147. 147
    Loopy Lou says:

    What started in America ?

    Christmas or gurning ?

  148. 148
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Not a Tory, just pedantic.

  149. 149
    Throbbing Williams says:

    Do normal people send cards with their faces on to other people for Christmas?

  150. 150
    Fenric says:

    Hey kids that nice Mr Savile is reading you a bedtime story

  151. 151
    Morph says:

    Fucking Johnny come latelies.

  152. 152
    Picture Post (dec'd) says:

    I see some body has cribbed this at 62 in comment 1. Why don’t people read all the comments before rushing into print?

  153. 153
    cynic says:

    Is he allowed near children unsupervised? Sorry. Of course its only the economy he ‘s a risk to

  154. 154
    cynic says:

    Isnt a Jewish Christmas Card a bit odd?

  155. 155

    Ed writes –

    “Been a tough year for me, but Justine has made out like a bandit being absolutely crap at defending the defenceless.

    Notable ‘fees for failure’ were unsuccessfully defending those four guys who naughtily exported 450 tonnes of dangerous old fridges, computers and televisions to Nigeria and also that rough diamond, Felix Doran was unfairly turfed off his Travellers site in leafy Bedfordshire – The Only Way Is Essex – ha ha.

    Of course not having me on the deeds of Thornton Towers (despite helping out with the mortgage) saves a bundle as well.

    This time next year we’ll all be milwyonaires – oh silly me – we are already – ha ha – Chag Samech”

  156. 156
    cynic says:

    Mummy got us a Wallace for Christmas

  157. 157
    Er um says:


  158. 158
    MAX DICKHEAD says:

    FFS that will keep the kids away from the fire !

  159. 159
    gildedtumbril says:

    There seems to be a singular lack of paternal resemblance. Are all these nonces in the house of conmen similarly endowed of ‘beards’?

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    Oh vomit.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t that be the Singing Ring Tree from the good old GDR?

  162. 162
    Jingle Balls says:

    What is most scary, is the lack of realisation on the part of the sender that there absolutely nothing at all pleasant about that card. Moreover who, with the exception of socialist sycophants would be pleased to receive it.

  163. 163
    Jingle Balls says:

    Only National Socialist deficit deniers.

  164. 164
    Cicero says:

    Gurning is a Cumbrian invention.

    Santa Claus’ modern image was, indeed, invented in the USA.

    As was sending out smug photos and self-congratulatory chronicles of oneself and one’s tedious doings to all and sundry.

  165. 165
    Where'd Ed get those peepers? says:

    There is something creepy and sinister in the eyes of the adults. I may have nightmares.

  166. 166
    Lord Snot says:

    Where is the patch of pigeon crap on his hair? Has the KGB been at work?

  167. 167
    restore the monasteries says:

    Second time i,ve felt queasy today,shocking card.!!!

  168. 168
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    If he wont I will

  169. 169
    What a plonker. says:

    Why are his eyes so close together?

  170. 170
    Sir Terry says:

    fuck me its supposed to be Christmas not halloween…

  171. 171
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Mr E Milliband is to be congratulated on this card. It is a major contribution to the improvement of child safety in the home. ie If his rictus fizzog doesn’t keep the little divils away from the fireplace, nothing will.

  172. 172
    Kevin says:

    A bunch of right wing Hunts target children for their smug comments. Ha, my sides have split.

  173. 173
    Kevin says:

    I said Hunts

  174. 174
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    Happy Edmas,

  175. 175
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    And good to see The Dandy Annual is still going strong – though still difficult to fit in that sock hanging from the fireplace mantlepiece from the 1950’s,

  176. 176
    Can't pull the wool over my eyes, butty says:

    baa humbug

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    Seriously was that supposed to be funny? Well it wasnt, you just sound very Australian, Geddit ?

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    The last time i saw Mrs Hague in public she had broken her leg and was in a wheelchair.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:


  180. 180
    Nina says:

    ‘Who da daddy?’

    Clearly Justine. Protector and provider for all the kids, including baby Ed.

  181. 181
    Dr Gordoom Broon says:

    Nurse! my eye, my eye!

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