Ed’s Christmas Card
First out of the blocks this year. And first non-traditional card.
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Nice. A mother and her three children.
She looks like Yvette Ladyboys brother
Has he photoshopped his seagull shit patch out?
Guido, is it actually a Christmas card or a Seasons Greetings card?
Happy Edmas,
And good to see The Dandy Annual is still going strong – though still difficult to fit in that sock hanging from the fireplace mantlepiece from the 1950′s,
http://www.comicsuk.co.uk/images/Annuals/Dandy/DandyAnnual_2013.jpeg
Has he done the same as his big bruv and bought his sprogs from a shop?
Oy Vey, how could you think such a thing? None of them look remotely Polish.
Yes poundland
I didn’t realise they did BOGOFs in the pound shop.
If it’s one thing I can’t stand, it is Christmas cards that are not Christmas cards but are all about the sender.
Oh, amen to that – especially if they have a ’round robin’ review of the year attached.
Perhaps we could amuse ourselves on here dreaming up what Ed’n'Justine might say…
Ed writes -
“Been a tough year for me, but Justine has made out like a bandit being absolutely crap at defending the defenceless.
Notable ‘fees for failure’ were unsuccessfully defending those four guys who naughtily exported 450 tonnes of dangerous old fridges, computers and televisions to Nigeria and also that rough diamond, Felix Doran was unfairly turfed off his Travellers site in leafy Bedfordshire – The Only Way Is Essex – ha ha.
Of course not having me on the deeds of Thornton Towers (despite helping out with the mortgage) saves a bundle as well.
This time next year we’ll all be milwyonaires – oh silly me – we are already – ha ha – Chag Samech”
Yes, let’s all send gurning portraits of *ourselves* – after all, that’s what Christmas is all about!
‘It started in America’
What started in America ?
Christmas or gurning ?
Gurning is a Cumbrian invention.
Santa Claus’ modern image was, indeed, invented in the USA.
As was sending out smug photos and self-congratulatory chronicles of oneself and one’s tedious doings to all and sundry.
Why would a J3w send celebrate Christ Mass?
A Communist son of Abraham has even less reason to send a Christmas card.
Happy winterval everyone!
My muzzie mate sends me a Xmas card. Mind you he’s just about the only muslim living on the Wirral outside of Birkenhead. Case of do as they do I think.
I once had a nice card from an Iranian Gov’t official saying ‘Congratulations on the birth of your Prophet.’ With all the anti-Muslim sentiment around (much of it understandable) it is worth remembering that Jesus Christ is recognised in the Muslim faith as a holy man, which is probably quite accurate.
This photoshop thingy is so clever.
No it isn’t – we can still see him.
LOL!
I will never use my family as a prop.
Nor is the Pope a Catholic.
Hey kids that nice Mr Savile is reading you a bedtime story
Why are his eyes so close together?
Wallace & Gromit: Christmas Edition.
Fucking Johnny come latelies.
A mother and her three children. Ed looks like the other two’s teenage brother.
Who’s are those bastards?
In law bastards do not exist now, just check that no stranger appears on your doorstep and says, “good morning daddy”
“”Who’s are those bastards?”"”
Once a nasty Tory…ALWAYS a nasty Tory.
Is that the Tory official postion on children born outside of wedlock…I think we should be told.
Never been to wedlock. Is it near Birmingham?
Wedlock is a bit of a grey area as far as Ed’s concerned. Just like tax avoidance.
Not a Tory, just pedantic.
Sometimes.
They don’t look like Ed
Yes they do….Ed Balls
It should be me on the card not her
That’s me at the back…
What an attractive family !
God! My eyes! My Eyes!
Nurse! my eye, my eye!
Ed Milband: “I would never use my children for publicity purposes”
errrrrr I think you will find that its a christmas card…its Borisido Boriswkes who is flaming the publicity
errrr twat
A non religious, non faith leftie ‘festive’ greeting. From a Jew.
Perhaps we should let the kids run the country given how the adults have screwd up over the last 30 years.
Not a bad idea – after all, they along with their future offspring who will be paying for Gordon Brown’s mis-management of the economy, aided and abetted by daddy.
Ed Millband a living example of why it’s illegal to marry your sister.
Ed and the three props
Specially selected by a Judge – it’s tricky choosing a card, he had to have an enquiry
errrrr no thread about The Star hacks who have been caught making up glowing Film reviews having not even seen the film.
Any brown envelops involved Borisido Boriswkes
errrr twat
Better put them down for Harrow Camden School
Better put them down for
HarrowCamden SchoolProbably the Oratory highly recommend by Harriet and Tony
or the Orifice, highly recommended by Stephanie Filanderers.
Better put them down
for Harrow Camden SchoolGood ‘eavens you wouldn’t want him sitting on your mantlepiece for three weeks.
For the Country’s sake, we would be better him sitting on the mantlepiece than in the Commons
Ed Milliband, a man of our time…
Now, if he’d been born a 100 years ago his parents would have done the decent thing and kept him in the loft.
Sometimes you just know the old ways are the best.
Possibly a family with some sense of decency, may have. However it is the Miliband clan of commies and backstabbing traitors, we are dealing with here. So doing the decent thing, is not an option.
So that’s where those UKIP children ended up.
We have four more ready, and there’s no waiting list.
PS, they have had all their vaccinations and have certificates to prove it.
Inheritance tax avoider laughing at the taxpayer whilst enjoying the family home his communist father used perfectly legal means to avoid Ed & Dave paying IHT.
One rule for the little people, one rule for the North London Duma & Politburo.
Disgusting hypocrit.
We are proud of helping so many people avoid tax
We make millions out of it
And then become Labour Front Banch spokesmen
Are Deeds of Variation still legal? That nifty legal tax avoidance has given Ed and David a substantial leg up and stake in their growing London property portfolios.
Nice to have all that money and property and not actually work for a living. Ever.
Still legal – Labour wanted to get rid until they realised how many of their number were using it to avoid IHT on property.
Does Eddy celebrate Christmas?
I wonder how many hours of Photoshop it took to make the rubber-faced mong look human.
I was going to say it looks like some wag has had a go at him with Kais Power Goo.
Move his left eye an inch down and towards his nose… done!
Is Hauges FeeFeeFoo preggers yet….LOL
I have not heard or seen anything of Ffyon for quite a long time, has any one else?
The last time i saw Mrs Hague in public she had broken her leg and was in a wheelchair.
Once a nasty Labour type, always a nasty Labour type.
Vicious Moussa – you could be given a job throwing old people out of Labour conferences with that attitude
Well it is the time of year the Turkey baster gets used
Seriously was that supposed to be funny? Well it wasnt, you just sound very Australian, Geddit ?
Does it say Happy Christmas or Happy Holidays or some non specific greeting inside?
Need to know what is politically correct for the end of December before doing the opposite for my cards.
This has been going on for some years now, politicos trying to present a human picture of themselves, still not a bad picture.
Why is Mr Fawkes on Milliband’s Christmas list ?
Because Guido is converting him to Catholicism
What a Bell, Book, and Candle job
Leave Ed alone: He don’t believe in Christmas! [The fir in his house is the - whisper - 'Magic Present Tree....]
In other news: Should he have a hand on a child that is not legally registered as his (c.f. Savile, et. al.)? *confused*
Shouldn’t that be the Singing Ring Tree from the good old GDR?
Couldn’t they get one with Mrs. M looking to camera?
Begging the question as to who, or what she was more interested in.
You need to look up the meaning of “begging the question”.
It doesn’t mean “inviting the question”.
Oops.
What does it mean, as I presume you’d tell me if you knew?
But the correction is noted, and of value to refocus on the question.
Interestingly, only t’other day I learned ‘grammar nazi’ actually meant ‘person keen to distract from point by pointing out minor errors in English usage’.
One is sure that was not your intention.
As ever, Wikipedia is your friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
Isn’t she lovely?
I am training her up to fleece the taxpayer of millions
All in a good cause of course
Why is there a Klingon on his shoulder?
To make him a better balanced person.
And if you turn the card over, there’s a monkey on his back too.
A loving family who’s parents are members of a political party. We must confiscate those children immediately with no right of appeal.
No doubt Dave’s card will say “Happy Holidays”
To add to this ( at this point put on a Texan accent ) :-
“Holdin down two jobs”, “vacation” , “City Hall”, “Police Commissioner”, “Welfare Programmes”, “Housing projects”, “Going on a Date”.
…not forgetting “Dinner dates” and Gideon cannot “Do the math.”
You’re particularly vacuous today. Did your live-in carer forget your medication?
Is Ed sending out a cryptic message to “Holly”?
Never mind the holly, the family has evidently got one prick, in the upper right of the photo.
‘Tis the season for relentless, in-your-face self-publicity.
Why do these people humiliate themselves in this way? They look like the Freak family. I assume this ‘happy family stuff started in America (Where are you Gordon). Why don’t they stick to the nice old Dickensian stuff?
They washed the soot off the kids specially for this photo-op.
5.9, 5.9. 6.0, 5.8, 6.0, 6.0
…and the ‘vote for me’ placard was only torn from his grasp at the last moment.
Do you think they include one of those awful round robin showing off letters?
Ed has had another challenging year, but is perservering. Justine has been raking it in thanks to her ‘connections’, the boys are working hard towards their Oxbridge exams and can do a rubik cube in 12 seconds…………
Had one of those already this year. The couple have had to downsize and move north to the desperately awful St Neots. HA HA!
Don’t mention the word ‘Christmas’. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
Obviously a photoshop. There is no birdshit on his head.
I see some body has cribbed this at 62 in comment 1. Why don’t people read all the comments before rushing into print?
Good to see green Ed has made his wife and kids wear extra jumpers and coats rather than turning the heating up.
Nice pic Ed. Why don’t you resign to spend more time with the family?
I think we need a judge lead inquiry into why he refused to sign the birth certificate of one of those two children.
I do my best to keep my family out of the media spot light. Other than Xmas, Easter & When we go on Holiday etc
So The Grinch is real?!
Godless Marxist.
May the gates of hell, purgatory and damnation swallow them up……
Could they look anymore like middle class north London Guardian reading fuckwits?! Thick knitted jumpers, husband, wife and kids with same haircut. Foul foul foul
I wonder if they still ask Ed for ID when he goes in a pub?
A seriously beautiful colleague of mine was asked for ID when attempting to buy wine in Waitrose. She was 28 at the time. I said she should feel flattered that anyone would think she was a teenager!
I hope she never met Jimmy Saville
They are not welcome here, ID or not.
If they lived in Rotherham they would have their kids removed.
Imagine having a vacant k.unt like that for a Dad
Cattle celebrating Christmas. It’s an explosive combination
Justines a looker!
He Should have gone to “Specksavers”
Hum … a bit narcissistic … still he’s never exactly hidden the fact he’s an atheist
The Wallace family hearing news they are to get a hairbrush from someone during the imminent Winterval celebration.
What a “Cunch of Bunts”
Awful.
I bet the good folk of Cowdenbeath and Kircaldy are holding their breath?
Are Chukka and Luciana sending out a joint card?
Can we expect similair greetings for Diwali,Eid and whatever the sons of Abraham celebrate?
Passover?
Thanks taxpayers. It was a pleasure, by the way. Ed said that you can look forward to French style tax increases come 2015.
Ras fith fhe thace fhaf thunk a fousandth shitth, and burnt thith fopleth thowerth of Illium.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Done on the cheap – no use of bounce flash – real amateur job – labour is much better at getting the postal votes in, with Tower Hamlets as benchmark
hope someone posts it on the ‘embarrassing family photos’ website
“The boss of a leading trade union asked a senior female employee if she and her daughter wanted a threesome with him, a tribunal heard.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244392/Union-leader-accused-asking-employee-daughter-threesome.html
well theres a surprise! , not even a small recognition of who this special day is about, in case here is any doubt IT IS THE BIRTH OF JESUS .
still at the moment we can delete this non christmas message/pic from those who truly think the day is about them . They never learn do they .
I am afraid that we try not to make too much of Christmas as this may offend other religions. Christianity is just another religion on par with all other religions and we do not ascribe to the view that the United Kingdom is a predominantly a Christian country and thus it should be therefore given precedence over any other faith. WE do OUR best to celebrate in a non-controversial manner without giving offence and we encourage others to do the same. Happy Wintervale to you all
Gross
Lovely picture of our PM in waiting and family. Nice to see something cheerful on here for a change
Even you, dear Jimmy, will be laughing out of the other side of your face a few months after the nincompoop gets in.
I think somehow we’ll muddle though without Dave Botox’s hand on the tiller.
Yeah, you’ll be fine.
The productive part of the economy on the other hand…
You mean people in the internet in working hours?
Not read the comments fully to see if anyone else has noticed this but I can’t see a ring on Justine’s finger…..
Sham marriage anyone???
From the same agency as Sarah Beard?
Perhaps he didn’t like it
I would like to thank the brave brave photographer for their brave brave efforts #demagoguesRus
I for one think that Ed Milliband fragrantly flouting his ‘conventional’ family unit is racist towards single mothers.
I mean, are they Tories now????
I didn’t think Tesco Phone Booths were that bad. Mrs Ed should sue.
“Don’t marry her – fuck me”
If he wont I will
If you put glasses on one of those kids he would look the image of Tom Watson.
Happy Hanukkah, should be the greeting!
Heathens.
I dread to think what the Redeemer King would make of this “Christmas” card and its astonishingly self-absorbed motif.
Ed must gambling that the Messiah is not resurrected again any time soon, or he will be in deep shit.
Bless you all.
One day my sons, you too will be paying inheritance tax from my substantial estate #PutYourTrustInMillibands
Oh look Mavis, they are just like us. I’ll be voting Labour on the back of this card.
That’s fecking scary.
Are they laughing at us by any chance?
Do normal people send cards with their faces on to other people for Christmas?
Only National Socialist deficit deniers.
Is he allowed near children unsupervised? Sorry. Of course its only the economy he ‘s a risk to
Isnt a Jewish Christmas Card a bit odd?
Mummy got us a Wallace for Christmas
FFS that will keep the kids away from the fire !
There seems to be a singular lack of paternal resemblance. Are all these nonces in the house of conmen similarly endowed of ‘beards’?
Oh vomit.
What is most scary, is the lack of realisation on the part of the sender that there absolutely nothing at all pleasant about that card. Moreover who, with the exception of socialist sycophants would be pleased to receive it.
There is something creepy and sinister in the eyes of the adults. I may have nightmares.
Where is the patch of pigeon crap on his hair? Has the KGB been at work?
Second time i,ve felt queasy today,shocking card.!!!
fuck me its supposed to be Christmas not halloween…
Mr E Milliband is to be congratulated on this card. It is a major contribution to the improvement of child safety in the home. ie If his rictus fizzog doesn’t keep the little divils away from the fireplace, nothing will.
A bunch of right wing Hunts target children for their smug comments. Ha, my sides have split.
I said Hunts
baa humbug
‘Who da daddy?’
Clearly Justine. Protector and provider for all the kids, including baby Ed.