WATCH: Clifford: “Never Asked for Anybody’s Birth Certificate”
Sky New’s Steve Dixon had the prophetic interview with Clifford in October:
He asked the PR guru whether he was compromising himself and Clifford explained that in the sixties people “never asked for anybody’s birth certificate.”
“All kinds of things went on and I do mean young girls throwing themselves at them in their dressing rooms at concert halls, at gigs, whatever. They never asked for anybody’s birth certificate and they were young lads … suddenly everyone’s dream was a reality.”
Worth a watch given today’s news of his arrest.
He knows where the bodies are buried!
Stolen from 13 of previous Post
I dont steal comments.
He’ll be needing a good PR man to spin this for him. Can I suggest McBride?
I much prefer your website to the sockpuppets one above
Says the self congratulating sock puppet of 8illy 8umshire himself.
A lawyer may be more helpful.
That’s going a bit far, I’m hardly likely to sue!
Another fella that repeats the phrase “you take me down, your certain pecadillo friends will be coming with me”.
JEZZZUZ CHROIST! What sort of country are we with these perves having over-priveleged influence over us normals? No wonder we are fucked up. Clip for Max, from people in our land that speak sense,
Sorry ‘That f**…’ – I meant for Mr. Clifford
scary stuff.
let’s not be diverted from the explosive news via daily mail.
those who hold child porn will do community service.
it gets worse.
better look into the sentencing council, whose chairman is the infamous Leveson.
be shocked.
But who can I turn to?
Is Guido on an extended lunch break?
Liquid lunch and a warm pasty?
This is completely over the top. You may as well arrest the members of every rock band that’s ever lived – well apart from Rob Halford. Just waiting for plod to knock on the door of Mick Jagger or Robert Plant, ” We have reason to believe you boned a 15 year old girl who wandered backstage to blow you when you were nineteen years of age.” Guilty m’lud and I’d like you to take another 2,385 cases into account.
2,385 would only be specimen charges.
Poor old Mick’s hardly got any knob left, so the total is probably nearer 23,850.
well done guido you beat them to it again
Hope the smug f***** goes down for this….oh he already did (sloppy seconds)
Is that called withholding evidence of a crime?
I’m an open book **innocent face**
Moo ?
Tuna?
Kin,ell
Some 50 odd years ago saw a young Taxfodder “out and about” pulling everything and anything that had a pulse and, was willing to drop their knickers (if they had them on in the first place) I can’t
ever recall asking if they were old enough…. indeed ability, willingness and, stamina on my part seemed to be far more pertinent, than bothering about checking birth certs.
Frankly I did not care how old only how able…. as I lay in the footwell of my Vauxhall Wyvern with Backseat Becky heaving away above me, age somehow just did not spring to mind…
A Vauxhall? How down market can you go.
My Rolls had wipe clean leather seats.
Was your Ford Popular?
You naughty Imp
Sex with Minors is wrong.
50 years ago – a BMC 1100.
And a lonely wank, Frank!
So, Mr Tax(i), been a bit of a wild Rover have you? Tut!
He’ll need a good PR agent.
I will do it Pro Bono
Er, leave mi mate bono out of this.
And Huge Grunt’s girlfriend.
Another Tory bites the dust.
Seems that any bloke who had sex in the 60′s and 70′s is likely to get knicked
Only if the accuser feels inclined to file a criminal complaint with the police, and it is subsequently determined to be worth investigating further.
The majority of these cases will be genuine and reflect the nastier side of what was going on back then – in particular the predatory stuff.
Will be in interesting to see what he gets charged with.
‘Only if the accuser feels inclined to file a criminal complaint with the police, and it is subsequently determined to be worth investigating further.’
You mean unlike previously when the plod and the DPP couldn’t be arsed you mean?
Yes. And also when the DPP explicitly stamped files ‘not in public interest’, and files were removed and destroyed, police told complainants that they were mistaken and would not be believed etc. etc. etc.
My point was more that those who engaged in normal consensual stuff are likely fine as the parties involved would not be likely to come forward maliciously or for financial gain, as some of the spin has been trying to suggest.
So the vast majority of adult men and women who were sexually active in the 60s/70s should have nothing to fear. Those that do have something to hide are a different story.
This time round one hopes justice will be executed properly, but we have yet to see what happens when any of this gets to court.
interested public,
you may wish to look at comment 51 below.
the establishment has already revealed it’s hand….it is a few steps ahead.
all the best.
Anonymous – yes saw the comment below – and most excellent point.
Provided they end up with a criminal record and possibly some time on the sex offenders register – this is really good enough.
Not that one condones it, but these people who are known and released into the community are not completely off of the hook. The Andrew Cunningham case is instructive.
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bit of triangulation going on.
a) painful stuff for the recepient………….child abuse.
b) gainful stuff for the establishment……issue sentencing guideline, child abuse.
c) all to be forgotton, soon,,,,,,,,,,,………the royal couple look so glorious.
so we are being told,
ok to have your soul abused and spirit removed.
let’s focus on the glory that is the royal couple.
believe in nice fairy tales…but the reality is in the tampons and spidery writings of the heir to the crown.
Looks like a pogrom on white males of mature years. I wonder how many ghosts are gonna rise up from the back of my car.
Max, a Tory?
You’re having a fucking laugh arent you? Max Clifford, a fucking Tory????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Well he voted for the one eyed mong, thus guaranteeing Liebor would lose.
I wonder what he meant by getting himself arrested?
Tax avoidance schemes, such as the one used by comedian Jimmy Carr, are “completely and utterly immoral”, Margaret Hodge, chair of the Public Accounts Committee (PAC), has said.
Tell that to Stemcor you thieving bitch.
Stupid comment from her, just pandering to the ne’er-do-wells
Arrange the following words into a satisfying sentence.
Couldn’t
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+1000
Ditto. I’ve always hated Clifford.
Oh shit, I bet I’m next
You sure are cobber.
I sure hope so
UK new car registrations rose 11.3% in November from a year ago, putting them on course for their highest full-year total since 2008, new data suggests.
What fucking recession.
Exactly
Children in need raised £26,000,000 a few weeks ago as well !
how disgusting to mention good news…count yourself duly scolded
Free motors from motability. Only people with new cars
Why do workshy spastics get new cars? What, cos they have a limp?
Im neither a spastic nor workshy but I dont get given a free car.
Im starting to think going-out-and-working thing is a bit of a mugs games. Seems Im paying for idle cuuunts to continue being idle.
I have a relative (no longer in touch) who had the big C in her breast (she was old and smoked a lot). Fair enough during her therapy she could hardly breath and therefore walk so she got a motability car. Anyway she then got the all clear. That was over 10 years ago, last time I saw her she could walk round a fucking shopping centre faster than I could but still had a shiny fucking ford focus estate.
F’ing ridiculous.
Buy a £30,000 car with minor mobility modificatios.
Pay no VAT – price comes down to £25,000.
Remove minor mobility modifications.
Sell car privately for £28,500.
How to make money? Easy.
Buy a small refrigerated van, and sell fresh fish – local town market for deliveries from Brixham/Grimsby/etc, or Bilingsgate if closer. Like these two entraupreneurs, however you spell it. Got to be fresher than the crap they sell in those supermarkets,
I hope he gets what he deserves, and also the fuckers he’s protected.
The worrying thing is that he probably knows some gruesome stuff and will still manage to keep it hidden. I despair at what some people will do for money.
Gordon Brown has offered to be Max Clifford’s PR Guru.
Gordon is used to turning a blind eye.
Wasn’t Gordon’s beard some sort of PR guru before they were “married”?
Inconvenient this Max, I’m going to have appoint someone else.
What’s a birth certificate?
Ask James Hewitt.
But don’t say anything to Chas – the last time he was questioned about this, it took him weeks to get the smell of brake fluid off his hands.
Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin’
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin’ at fools like me
Who in the hell d’you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
PS I’m not available..Boo sucks rozzers!
My last hit was the pavement.
+40 – with a bullet.
That came from the last 45 I heard.
Ed Balls blamed his stammer for his poor showing yesterday in the HOC. Surely if you have a stammer you don’t say the wrong words, only stutter them.
Let’s hope labour stick with Millionaireband and Balls.
He has a very serious debilitating condition known as ‘financial tyrrets’
People cursed with this nasty condition tend to be swivel eyed, have a pallor like a coal miners arse crack, and utter complete gobshite when talking about subjects they have heard other people talk about. What is even more shameful is that he has had this condition for at least 15 years. I am afraid the only course of action is to euthanise him.
That sounds like Gidiot too.
DUEBA?
We will. And we will win.
Apart from whistling in the dark, what other hobbies do you have?
crap autumn statement … missed every single one of their key measures spelt out after the 2010 election… we can’t give you any idea what we would do but nevertheless will continue to carp on regardless proving we are totally flexible in approach to getting the great unwashed to put us back in power shortly.
This is a great record, just wondering what the deeper meaning could be
I wonder what happened to Rolf ?
‘Can ya tell what it is yet?’
A jail term and your name in the sex offences register
Louis Theroux interviewed Savile AND Clifford.
Anne Widdecombe must be shitting herself.
when there is a big distraction watch what the establishment also known as Her Majesty is upto.
It is Her Majesty’s Judiciary this time.
via the sentencing council it is promoting the idea of sex with a 13 year old to be deserving of community service.
In cases of sex with a 13-year-old, it said that where there was no grooming or other aggravating factors, ‘high level community orders’ can be given instead of the benchmark of four years in jail.
In my part of the world on a Friday night (even in zero degrees) packs of scantily clad 13 year old girls roam the streets looking for young men to shag let alone groom..
Grooming don’t come into it!
so they are asking for it….
this cannot be right.
You trying to normalise pedophilia tax fodder?
Pedophilia is to do with pre-pubescent girls and boys. That’s just sick.
That’s not good for the hairdressers then (like what most of them probably are or will be).
And he did Jacko
Case closed
Lest us not forget the Hamiltons…
He was as untouchable as Savile.
But the little boy has taken his finger out of the dyke.
Don’t you fuckin.g start! I deleted that movie – ooops! Er, er… I’ve never heard of that movie I deleted!
As was said when you said that the first time round,”that must have been a relief to her”. Do try not to replicate idiotisms, there’s a good lad.
There is starting to get a McCarthy like mentality about all this.
Yup, get the old white guys. They’re witches, burn them.
According to the Guardian he’s suspected of ‘sexual offences’.
So when he said a month ago he’s been inundated with celebrities’ calls, they must have been ringing to give HIM advice.
Hehe
Lightening conductor or what?
I know Arry Potters mother, Mrs Rawplug.
Price of a cup coffee about to go up.Life is just a Ponzi scheme
I saw this coming and sold all the coffee at No10 and purchased Desani water from coca cola.
Thought they were a not for profit organisation, sort of high street community service registered charity.
the wettest year on record
the coldest year on record
the skintest year on record
nhs waiting lists increasing
nhs waiting times increasing
poor people’s homes repossessed
disabled people being killed at home
royal familt have more kids
must be a fucking tory government
on the rich shall survive
And deficit up
You’re sure about this time – yes ?
Oi, Spuddy!
“the wettest year on record
the coldest year on record
the skintest year on record
nhs waiting lists increasing
nhs waiting times increasing
poor people’s homes repossessed
disabled people being killed at home (WTF?)
royal family have more kids (And the “poor” are not?)
must be a fucking tory government”…..
trying to sort out the all of the shit left behind from 13 years of LieBore lies and criminal mismanagement. And guess who gets the blame…… no, go on, guess.
And Gordmong’s former arse licker BallsUp is the one to tell the country how to do it – honestly, it would be like Jimmy Savile being put in charge of Operation YEW TREE.
(Just as dead from the neck up as well.)
No surprise to anyone even vaguely connected with the red tops or (in the old days) the record industry. (Or to Guido, I believe). Max’s `remuneration package’ was never exclusively financial. Allegedly, of course!
Any news on the secret justice Rebekah and Charlie Brooks were trying to obtain yesterday in a “private hearing” in Court?
Has the Rule of Law broken down in Britain as well?
What? Like Huhne’s you mean?
no, but could a deal have been done that handed MC’s head on a plate ?
/goes long on the popcorn.
O/T
Preferential treatment for the Scots again. They already have the referendum denied the rest of the UK – to leave the EU.
An independent Scotland would mean they have to reapply to join the UK then, in other words they get to vote to leave the EU not just the UK.
They need one or the other to survive – The Leaping Salmon must be feeling a cold wind up his musty kilt, ye ken! He’ll have to go and have a long think on his upturned bucket to work this one “oot”.
I need an agent. No, not Max, past his sell by date, I have heard – make sure it is one from Golders Green – they are kosher they are.
Bangladeshi, from Brick Lane? OK, I’ll give him a go as well. They still sell bagels there? TIDY!
His hundredth birth next year, next October, if you culture vultures fancy a trip to Swansea, or Laugharne,
Try and make, but don’t worry if you can’t – I am sure he would not mind, at all. Just slug a drink for him in memorium, when the time comes.
Ratburger to the Royal Opera House. Does that mean he’s queing-up for the DG of Bbbc?
I’m looking forward to repeats of It’s A Knob Out
Obnoxious bastard I hope all the allegations are true.
Where will this all end?
Are the plod going to arrest every bloke who had sex in the sixties and seventies? The law then did not say that a man must be certain that the girl is of age as it does now.
Yes but the Bay City Rollers badges were a bit of a giveaway.
The bay city rollers to be arrested?
Thinking about it there were loads of teeny bopper groups back then. They wouldn’t last 5 minutes in today’s pc climate before the plod puts them on the sex offenders register.
the power is not with the celebs. celebs are a stupid distraction. serious stuff is elsewhere,
if we are serious about improving our lives then we have to see this
probably take 7 years to internalise and then another 7 to detach.
I suppose he could be innocent.
(Does the ‘nose trick’ with his tea….Lady Waad has to slap self on back to prevent choking)
He is of course right. It’s only with the development of the left wing Politically Correct industry that this has arisen.
We want our Compensation money and have hired a no win no fee solicitor to get it
When will the plod start arresting all the homosexuals who had bottom sex before bottom sex became legal?
Honestly I find it funny, it just goes to show, the only way to win the game is not play it.
It’s a Cockout!
You wanna be in our gang, our gang, our gang
You wanna be in our gang
Oh yeah
I feel a film coming on! Amongst other feelings.
I can prove that one can go into 13 twice
26? still don’t get it
Question: How many got arrested for shop lifting? HA-HA, Get on google. And I don’t mean Madeeey and Finnigan nicking champers from tescies, at the bottom of their shopping cart past the till, and not too this old marvellous scottish bugger from brilliant time,
Yes please!
Shoplifting anyone? One of them above was one of those, like an old forgetful grannie in tescies, but not champers Madeley and Finnigan, neither this scottish musical genius,
She was just 17, do you know what I mean?
Not 15 and 364 days (365 in a leap year)?
I bet he’s glad she wasn’t 15.
Are you reading all this Handy? Can we be sure it was only a kiss and a cuddle?
Anyone know a decent spin doctor, when I say decent, I know that’s a bit of a contradiction, anyways, it’ll be cash, brown envelope etc if anyone can help me.
A spin doctor who treats himself has a fool for a promoter
Wouldn’t it be great if Mandlescum was nicked, not for Operation Yewtree, obviously, but just for any reason whatsoever!!
He has travelled to Thailand as EU Trade Commissioner – just saying **innocent face**
I know just the job for you Sally, Max Cliffords.
I was fifteeen, I blew your fucking brains out, it was illegal and I want paying out fucking big time.
We pay out by the inch and how fast you blew.
So how wide open were your legs and how quick were you?
Could not have happened to a nicer guy.
Wish the plod would put the same effort into investigating current crime, like Muslim grooming gangs.
All this going back to the past started with Blair when he went around apologising for things that happened ages ago.
+1
He may know where the bodies are buried, but does anyone else remember what happened to Robert Greene’s ‘blacke booke’ after he ate too much herring and rennish wine?
The Upstart Crow nicked it.
Bet Jerry Lee Lewis won’t be doing a revival concert over here in the near future….
….”Great Balls of Fire” would take on a whole new meaning.
I bet alot more Police corruption stories are going to surface in the papers now, watch out boys in blue, once you’ve scorned a man with power like Clifford there are consequences.
Way back when I seem to recall a No 1 hit entitled “She was only 16″. But can’t remember who sang it (or be bothered to Guglit).
Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end….
I mean back in the day all the chicks dressed provocatively and because I represented all the big stars I had to act as a barrier for my clients to make sure that any stories about under age sex never got in to the papers. There is no way that I benefited from this situation.Honest
Shoplifting anyone? One of them above was one of those, like an old forgetful grannie in tescies, but not champers Madeley and Finnigan, neither this scottish musical genius,