Media Guido Exclusive: Max Clifford Arrested

Guido sources say the man in his sixties arrested in Surrey today by the Jimmy Savile investigators is Max Clifford…

Guido sources say the man in his sixties arrested in Surrey today by the Jimmy Savile investigators is Max Clifford…

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Maxxed
The PR man should never become the story – ask Al Campbell
Where’s my Australian passport FFS?
Why is #MaxClifford trending **innocent face** [@SallyBercow]
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I’m dead – I don’t give a shit. Jimmy says the same. So fuck you!
Fucking Delicious!
Such a nice chap!
Cuddly Ken next ?
What’s Travel Inn’s website anyone?
We all keep hoping! And probably will do until he’s dead.
Bloody hell
Bleedin hell
Sickening. That’s how I felt this morning.
He’s not that good at keeping things out of the news then.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Uber-droll!
Result!!!!
He’ll be needing a good PR man to spin this for him. Can I suggest McBride?
Damian McBride isn’t out of the woods yet – nor is his mate Michael Dugher.
No surprise. Bigger fish to fry.
If it is him and he is guilty, a plea bargain could be interesting……
Feck!
He must get off. This is one guy who does know where all the bodies are buried.
A great representative for the BBC and Children in Need this Year.
well he did admit holding back evidence didn’t he.
Still got the evidence. Has it been shredded by now?
I would imagine so.
If I ruled the world
So it’s not Kelvin McKenzie then ?
“Strong enough to take your breath away”
I wonder how he’ll try to weasel his way out of this situation *smug face*
Bung ‘em.
What if old Maxy boy has some tasty morcels on some prominent legals & Judicials?
Where is Charlie Falconer these days?
Is Kate preggers?
A trifle early for celebrations.
For conspiracy or participation?.
Kate Hoey?
Why is Max trending on Twitter?
It is very quiet on the ROFL front
This should be interesting
Since he claims to have concealed these offences on numerous occasionshe’ll be charged on an equivalent number of counts;unless he turns QE.
Bet Plod are just loving trawling through his files
Interesting headline coming up then …
Celebrities panic at the thought of Max Deep Throat
I think torture is appropriate in this instance and I would definitely turn a blind eye.
The Criminal law is clear on that:- those who ‘conceal’ such evidence are equally as guilty for the acts of others which they have concealed – as co-conspirators.
Looks like he’s not coming for Xmas dinner then.
So you can afford Christmas dinner can you you twat?
About fucking time
Me next?
Bugger, we were going to get him to do an advert for our new convenience store.
Max can only be a really nice man because, remember how he stuck up for poor Robert Murat.
Brooks & Coulson in the dock again today. Must be playing havoc with their social lives.
Racist
Are you a shepherd or do you just have more than one girlfriend?
Did my wife suck off an alsatian?
Was it a pedigree Chum
God only knows how many cover-ups Clifford has facilitated.
Who’s he gonna call?
Lusty Linda 090 5487 2578. Guaranteed 60 second injunction!
Ghostbusters.
Rejoice
It’s hillarious
that’s one less Xmas card to send then… at this rate at 60p a pop , I’ll be quids in
We get a discount
you might this year, but next year you’ll be living in the gutter so you could deliver them yourself to keep warm…
According to the Guardian he’s suspected of ‘sexual offences’.
So when he said a month ago he’s been inundated with celebrities’ calls, they must have been ringing to give HIM advice.
Hehe
You wouldn’t want the Guardian as a guardian.
Logical. He started out as a cub-reporter and has used those contacts to start-up as a media-consultant. All his working life has revolved around knowing things, gossip, tittle-tattle, pubs, parties, nod-nod’s, perhaps even handshakes. People in media etc., can’t function otherwise, it’s the fuel that fires their income. I’ve always said this, the media and the cops have known most of this for years, but for whatever reason – perhaps no hard evidence that would stand in court – they’ve done nothing. People like this are in a position not only to ‘help’ stars, snouts, clients (fill-in the applicable) but (slanderous statement coming!) but to blackmail them, too. “I’ll pay you 100,000 to keep me out of the papers” can easily turn into “I’ll take 100,000 to keep you out of the papers”. Ahem… Well, try proving it, mmm? This means Clifford, if he was milking the system, is now caught between 2 fires, he’s been paid to ‘help’ his clients …but can’t. If I was him I’d be checking m’ kneecaps.
He was as untouchable as Savile.
But the little boy has taken his finger out of the dyke.
That must be a relief for her then.
I’d like to make it clear I’ve had nothing to do with the BBC for over three months.
Why mention the Eagles, Millibandwagon’s Rug Munchers, not the owners of Hotel California!!
I suppose the threat of litigation has kept it covered up over the years, that doesn’t wash though if plod has finally got its arse into gear.
If you are suggesting that the Police have been sitting on loads of crime files for years without doing anything about them I think it is extremely unfair of you to suggest they now arrest everyone .
After all they have had a twenty percent year on year funding cut .
How can they reasonably be expected to deal with all of this ?
They haven’t been sat on files, they never opened any to sit on.
They just turned a blind eye because it was ‘complicated’.
As Scumbucks agrees to pay at least £20m in tax we should acknowledge the input of Margaret Hodge
but she did FUCK ALL with regard to the allegations of abuse in Islington’s children’s homes, shortly after which Hodge resigned. … and this thread is about Clifford & sexuakl abuse not Fuck-da-Bucks
Margaret Hodge links into the topic thus ~ Margaret Hodge-Philip Edmonds-McCanns-Robert Murat-Max Clifford
was Philip Edmonds (Hodge’s nephew) the one in PDL that week in May?
Thanks for upping the cost of a cuppa.
I always knew he was a wrong ‘un. This has made my day Butler.
Tell me again officer who is this person making allegations against me ?
I do not know anyone by that name I think .
Do you have any photographs of this person to show me to help my fading memory .
Was it 1964 or 1968 you are talking about Officer .
Did this thing allegedly happen on a Sunday morning or a Tuesday night ?
Was it raining at the time ?
I cannot remember anything officer . If you can give me some more information officer I may be able to help you .
If you can let me know what I was supposedly wearing at the time that would help too officer.
It was such a long time ago you are asking about . Are you sure I was where you say I was because I am not .
Well, you certainly got the last bit of your name right!
Square pegs ‘n Rsoles.
Oh, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAA! Chickens are coming home to roost.
I believe that the the guy arrested this morning, in respect of the ‘J.Savile and Others’ investigation, should immediately make contact with Max Clifford, who is very adept at spinning and providing excellent cover stories… He’s a true pro and THE Guru to the Gurus.
The guy had better hurry though, as there is already a que, a mile long, outside of Max’s house, of celebs and other low-life, banging on Max’s door wanting to be let in.
It brings tears to ones eyes, to think that such innocents is being badgered and bullied about their past lives and how Max would no doubt put it … ‘young men in the full flood of their youth, being pilloried for just playing at, ‘boys being boys’.
Such a sham .. Ooops sorry shame …. : (
Que? You Spanish or something?
The word is ‘queue’. All quite straightforward if you had paid attention at school.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Now they just need to find out who “Charles Lynton” is and nick him for offences committed in a public toilet.
How has ” Charles Lynton ” managed to keep his bog trotting out of the papers for so lon ?? – The police keep feeding these so called celebrites – is this to side track us away from the politicians ??
Freddie’s revenge?
Brilliant deduction AFPOB.. Your a star
The curse of Louis Theroux!
Documentary on Hamiltons – arrested for sexual assault.
Documentary on Savile – accused of sexual offences against minors.
Documentary on Clifford – arrested for sexual offences.
went on a US road trip with Nick Clegg – c_u_n_t
He’s got so much on people he’s got to be untouchable.
Rumour has it that ole Maxy boy likes the stink rather than the pink. Grizzly but gripping.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke… As D.C. would say ‘LOL’!
This arrest raises a lot of questions:
The old one about the pre-dawn raid, for an alleged offence in 1977?. The police use this Gestapo tactic to overpower a person mentally, the old response about destroying evidence is a bit thin after a 35 delay.
Why did they take away ‘evidence’ in the form of computer equipment, I doubt if he had a computer in 1977, just trawling?
A lot of people can’t even remember 1977, let alone who they had sex with, yet the law has elevated the victim evidence to a high level even without other evidence. Proving a negative, anyone?
The use of police bail is a way to get round the 36 hour arrest rule, surely it is better to refuse bail and wait for a complete release without charge.
Can anyone explain the new caution, how can one know in the present what one may need to say in the future in a court without even being charged.?