WATCH: Mr Burns Explains the Fiscal Cliff

“Nate Silver can’t add”…

UPDATE:

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Pic via our co-conspirator @DavidIcke.

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Ice To See You, To See You Ice

Good news. It seems the glaciers are not melting. Eco-loons had predicted glaciers in the Himalayas would be gone by 2035, but with 100cm of fresh snowfall in November, the Times of India reports that “the abundance of snow on the mountains has rejuvenated nearly one thousand glaciers in the Himalayas. 

“While scanty snowfall and rising temperature in last decade had sparked the possibilities of fast shrinking of glaciers, good spells of snowfall in last three years have changed the trend with glaciers almost growing to their original size.”

It’s over! Rejoice!

Max Clifford Charity Dinner Cancelled

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Monday’s black-tie evening with Max Clifford to raise as much money for the Help Numan Walk Appeal is cancelled. Over a fabulous four-course dinner Max was due to reveal the secrets of the rich and famous and then host a charity auction and raffle. Unfortunately he is instead being asked by detectives to reveal secrets…

Clifford Lawyers Up

Max Clifford’s has hired Mishcon de Reya/Hacked Off’s Charlotte Harris. She says he will assist the police “as best he can with their inquiries” following his arrest. Regular readers will remember Charlotte from other high profile cases. Such as Chris Huhne.

Quote of the Day

Max Clifford:

“I’m proud to say I voted for Gordon Brown”.

WATCH: Clifford: “Never Asked for Anybody’s Birth Certificate”

Sky New’s Steve Dixon had the prophetic interview with Clifford in October:

He asked the PR guru whether he was compromising himself and Clifford explained that in the sixties people “never asked  for anybody’s birth certificate.”

“All kinds of things went on and I do mean young girls throwing themselves at them in their dressing rooms at concert halls, at gigs, whatever. They never asked for anybody’s birth certificate and they were young lads … suddenly everyone’s dream was a reality.”

Worth a watch given today’s news of his arrest

Media Guido Exclusive: Max Clifford Arrested

Guido sources say the man in his sixties arrested in Surrey today by the Jimmy Savile investigators is Max Clifford…

Cold? You Were Warned…

Say what you like about the Express, they’re great at predicting the weather.

This cold streak should not have come as a surprise, the Express told you that it was coming all the way back in September.

Brrrr.[…]

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Hague’s Double Standards

Last week Israel’s ambassador to the UK was summoned to the Foreign Office in a diplomatic […]

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Final-Media-Guido-EyesKeep up to date with the latest media movements…

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Steve Hawkes to the Telegraph

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The Sun’s business editor Steve Hawkes is off to the Telegraph to become their consumer affairs editor. The Standard diary had prematurely reported he was off to the Times, but the Telegraph have got their man this morning.[…]

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Charles Clarke says Cameron is the most successful PM for over a century…

“Under Margaret Thatcher the Conservatives gained 99 seats. They lost 211 under John Major, gained one under William Hague, quickly and wisely got rid of Ian Duncan-Smith, gained 32 under Michael Howard and have so far gained 133 under David Cameron who, to the great surprise of many (including senior Conservatives), has turned out to be the most electorally successful Tory leader since 1900.”

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