December 5th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Statement to Follow Edition


  1. 1
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Lord Oakeshott is a fucking twat.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    The thieves will argue over what they will thieve from us.

  3. 3
    Watching grown up debate says:

    OOOOOh you bitch – I’ll sratch your eyes out.

  4. 4
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good afternoon plebs!

  5. 5
    .243 Win says:

    Afternoon all – been a while.

  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    babies babies and babies…. :)

  7. 7
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Get the f*ck out of Afghan !!

  8. 8
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    who gives a f*ck about the Afgahns >>?

  9. 9
    Rug seller says:

    Get the fuck off the Afghan!

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:


  11. 11
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    but but but but nurses, hitlers sisters !!

  12. 12
    Just say NO to bestiality says:

    Get the fuck out of the Afghan!

  13. 13
    Camermoron says:

    I’m now claiming expenses on this house

  14. 14
    The French knight says:

    Your father smelled of elderberries.

  15. 15
    German Zoophile says:

    Get the fuck off my Afghan!

  16. 16
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Sheep ? :)

  17. 17
    David Cameron says:

    The opinion polls don’t lie.

    Labour will win by a landslide in 2015,mark my words.

  18. 18
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning folks.

  19. 19
    .243 Win says:

    “Family and Friends test” : A.k.a. How many family and friends can your average NHS manager employ ?

  20. 20
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Slime blah blah blah blah

  21. 21
    .243 Win says:

    Cast iron promise ?

  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fuck off

  23. 23
    Turin Terry says:

    Buongiorno Tony.

  24. 24
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    blah blah blah blah…. f*ckwit

  25. 25
    Milanese Matthew says:

    Caio bello.

  26. 26
    God help us all....... says:

    Ok, who shot their load on his hair?

  27. 27
    Parma Pat says:

    Chow chow!

  28. 28
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Ed is soooooo Gromit. that mouth must be made of plasticine.

  29. 29
    A feminist says:

    Hello TT

  30. 30
    A commissioner for oaths says:

    Cross you heart and hope to die?

  31. 31
    Tuscan Tony says:

    No hello from Paris Hilton I see.

  32. 32
    .243 Win says:

    Milliprat banging on about “slippery”. From the guy who’s as slippery as a greased eel in a p.t.f.e. frying pan….

  33. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    Labour, Plan?

  34. 34
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Looking at the Liebore bench…… odious liars and tw*ts !

  35. 35
    A feminist says:

    Good to see that Ed is STILL emulsioning his ceiling.

  36. 36
  37. 37
    frugoMoogo says:

    I think Ed has lost this one. He would be best to stop digging his hole deeper and move on

  38. 38
    WVM says:

    Is millionaireband’s nose growing again?

  39. 39
    Sres says:

    Ed’s been roundly beaten by his own shadow health minister…

  40. 40
    Labour's Manifesto writer says:


  41. 41
    WW3 says:

    Fight on Russian Ed Takes on Dutch Clegg

  42. 42
    Who Want's Some?! says:

    Bit like asking who is not in the Saudi Royal family and in government in Saudi Arabia

  43. 43
    Sres says:

    Stick a needle in your eye?

  44. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    good line – raising money not taxing success

  45. 45
    Silent Bob says:


  46. 46
    Sres says:

    How many Q’s has Ed got today?

  47. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed beaten by his own shadow

  48. 48
    Who Want's Some?! says:

    Yeah and the rest of him is pure shit

  49. 49
    Ed's BIG FAIL says:

    Not Ed’s finest hour. He will be thankful that George will steal all the headlines and column inches today.

  50. 50
    Steve Miliband says:


  51. 51
    Labour's Manifesto writer says:

    I have absolutely nothing to add to my previous comment.

  52. 52
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Where’s Jimmy ??

  53. 53
    Pompey v Guz says:

    Portsmouth does not build ships and has not done so for decades. Her dad Fred would never have made that mistake.

  54. 54
    Pizzas all'round says:

    Gingers.. pff.

  55. 55
    Mr Brass neck says:

    Amnesia again from Miliband and Labour about how WELL THE WEALTHY DID under 13 years of a so called socialist Labour government. Talk about brass neck !

  56. 56
    T Z We Z says:

    She looks like Michael Fabricant in drag

  57. 57
    Worker says:

    Balls is still fisting away behind the back of his millionaire pal Milliprong.

  58. 58
    Fishy says:

    It’s taken Miliband two and a half years to counter the charge (make something up) that he was going to cut NHS spending. What took him so long?

  59. 59
    Central Office stooge says:

    In the same way his brother did?

  60. 60
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    herself …… named and shamed :)

  61. 61
    Worker says:

    Jes is this woman really on this earth.

  62. 62
    Tax Dodge Hodge says:

    OOOh look a millionaire.

  63. 63
    Brass-necked, or what? says:

    Hodge on tax evasion. Go Guido!

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    At a guess in his bedroom at his mum’s.

  65. 65
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Shocked MP is treated like the rest of us by the NHS & bemoans the treatment they dished out, welcome to the real world sweetheart.

  66. 66
    D-Ream says:

    Things can only get better

  67. 67

    Great question from Hodge

    Start with Stemcor

  68. 68
    .243 Win says:

    Yep, because all of the 650 never,ever avoid paying tax.

  69. 69
    Hodge Podge says:


  70. 70
    Sres says:

    So Margaret Hodge, tax avoider, wants to come down hard on tax avoiders. I agree, perhaps she should put pressure on her families company to pay their fair share of tax?

  71. 71
    Busted Nokia says:

    Tax avoidance is good – go for it Amazon, Google. Cut government Cameron and lower taxes.

  72. 72
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Silly slapper !!

  73. 73
    Jez says:

    The c**t from sc**thorpe zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  74. 74
    Gideon's nerves says:

    Osborne looking nervous. Won’t be long into his speech before he starts coughing again.

  75. 75
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Wolverhampton has a university?? whatever next ??

  76. 76
    Blinky has to make a formal apology says:

    Anyone else notice Blinky say “you’re lying” to Cameron over and over again after he quoted Burnham? Isn’t that a clear contravention of Parliamentary code of conduct? I’ll have the video uploaded soon.

  77. 77
    Balance Sheet says:

    The problem with corporation tax is that it is based on profits and any accountant worth his salt can easily turn a booked profit into a book loss.

  78. 78
    Gromit says:

    It’s bweing quoffed you pwebb!

  79. 79
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good Scottish name :)

  80. 80
    Busted Nokia says:

    so students are punished for the errors of the bankers. The banks went bust and should have been left alone. Capitalism works – if allowed to by the government.

  81. 81
    WVM says:

    Squeaker asleep on the job again.

  82. 82
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Reduce deficit? How about a bonfire of the Quangos – oh! sorry, those are your pals aren’t they?

  83. 83
    Busted Nokia says:

    how long will interest rates remain low? How long before UK looses its AAA rating? Place your bets.

  84. 84
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Sad :(

  85. 85
    WVM says:

    She’s been to button moon.

  86. 86
    To infinity and beyond says:

    Academy – College – Polytechnic – University – Multiversity?

  87. 87
    Eds Policies says:

    This page has been purposely left blank

  88. 88
    Steve Miliband says:

    Cry baby

  89. 89
    Jez says:

    Drama queen!

  90. 90
    Dick Scracther says:

    Is Gideon about to cry?

  91. 91
    Fact Hunt says:

    Princess Diana’s been killed sob sob sob.

  92. 92
    Busted Nokia says:

    The right track – no no no. Just look at the increasing borrowing – out spending Brown.

    The gilt market – a joke – a bubble waiting to break.

  93. 93
    Dick Scracther says:

    OBR = total waste of money – scrap it. Just pissing in the wind.

  94. 94
    Dick Scratcha says:

    These forecasts are absolute bollocks. No. one. knows.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    To paraphrase Osborne, he’s going to initiate a recovery by raising taxes. And then wonder why it doesn’t work.

  96. 96
    Dick Scratcha says:

    On that logic, please sack a few million public sector plodders.

  97. 97
    Busted Nokia says:

    he should have said “better placed to weather the storm” as per Gordon Brown. Nobody believes you Gideon.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    I misread that as about to die.

    Then my hopes sank.

  99. 99
    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    You have tax avoidance because of poor fiscal legislation passed by Parliamentarians .

    The only time they show anything remotely close to attention to detail is when they are making expenses claims .

  100. 100
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fuck. the. OBR. forecast. IRRELEVANT YOU PILLOCK!

  101. 101
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Tractor stats – even Cleggover yawned.

  102. 102
    Busted Nokia says:

    How will we pay the interest on the debt when our interest rates rise?

    loss of credibility has already occurred.

  103. 103
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Debt is debt. Whether is structural or not is unimportant. It’s still Gov over-spending.

  104. 104
    ***No News Is Good News*** says:

    Oh shit! H@arry has been found OK.

  105. 105
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fucking Pareto analysis now….ffs

  106. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Civil Service is NOT the public sector. Still too many plodders.

  107. 107
    Dick Scratcha says:

    How many Admirals do we have? 80+ ?

  108. 108
    Busted Nokia says:

    Let individuals choose to give money abroad.

  109. 109
    Dick Scratcha says:

    A1 upgrade good news. A66 dualling next please. JFDI.

  110. 110
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Brighton will love the live hi-def gay porn.

  111. 111
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Going after “avoiders” ??? For obeying the law? So if I bring booze back from Spain will HMRC arrest me?

  112. 112
    Sunny Jim says:

    Nah – just running true to form. If it had been a Government bod calling Blinky a liar though…

  113. 113
    Dick Scratcha says:

    £2bn pa = fuck all

  114. 114
    Dick Scratcha says:

    £1m + earners fell by a half because they delayed paying themselves the divis you tit.

  115. 115
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Pensions – what about the bastard judges tho? We’re all in this together. Bollocks.

  116. 116
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Proud of giving pensioners 2.5% !!! We cannot afford it numb nuts!

  117. 117
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Capital allowance should be unlimited & permanent. For tax capex should = opex.

  118. 118
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Corp tax change only helps businesses making £300k+ profit. Most don’t.

  119. 119
    Dick Scratcha says:

    So why have a budget now in Feb?

  120. 120
    MP's are all Cunts says:

    No No Gosbourne does not thieve we voted for this!

  121. 121
    Victoria Sponge says:

    Stammering Ed Bollocks now on his feet making a proper c*nt of himself – hilarious

  122. 122
    MP's are all Cunts says:

    Nothing better than shagging an Afghan bitch,
    love the long ears flapping around!

  123. 123
    Fact Hunt says:

    Lets get this straight Bollocks. I’d rather have white hot needles inserted into my eyes than have you within 10,000 miles of the nation’s cheque book.

  124. 124
    Dave's Pram says:

    I’m fuller skid marks from the twat.

  125. 125
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Millionaireband was his useless self.

  126. 126
    Ed Millimong says:

    You’ve only got 2.5 years left to plan your emigration, because he WILL be in charge after the next election

  127. 127
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Autumn Statement more fudge instead of grasping the nettle and forcing diwn public spending,especially welfare,Osborne dodges the teal issues short term thinking looking at the next election which they are unlikely to gain an overall majority oh for Milton Friedman.

  128. 128
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What Balls say is totally irrelevant turn the sound down has nothing to offer but more debt one day even those in Rotherham and my own neck of the wood will wake up and smell the coffee about Labour

  129. 129
    Fact Hunt says:

    I’d be losing my temper if I had to sit and listen to your bollocks, Bollocks.

  130. 130
    Loopy Lou says:

    I do not understand what Mr Osborne is talking about .

    On 29 November 2011 he said the economy was recovering thanks to his June 2010 budget;

    He said then that the OBR had significantly revised down its projection of the trend of growth. He said too the Government was taking action to ensure it continued to meet its fiscal targets and protect the economy;

    He said he was going to eliminate the structural deficit within 5 years and to have debt as a proportion of GDP falling by 2015 because this would give the markets hope about the UK .

    Has he been sleeping at the wheel ?

  131. 131
    Fact Hunt says:

    Osborne might be a weapons grade twat but you have to say he had Blinky for breakfast.

  132. 132
    Lost in Clacton says:

    What is that Osborne fella doing with the NHS ?

  133. 133
    Golly says:

    Didly squat about those aircraft carriers.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Were wind farms , hydro electric turbines, electric cars and Commons reforms on a list of things to avoid ?

  135. 135
    Loupy Lou says:

    I do not know anyone who pays £40 or 50K a year into a Pension Fund .

  136. 136
    Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

    Its a good job for the Chancellor that he ditched that fuel duty rise .

    He could have been lynched .

  137. 137
    Confused says:

    The people are blowing the trumpets around the city walls.
    Are we listening??
    Who the fuck said that.!!!!!

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Isa cash allowances are going up !

    These tax free accounts are the biggest rip off ever devised and promulgated by Labour and Conservatives alike .

    The accounts deliberately pay crap rates of interest . If you have savings you would be a lot better paying down your mortgage .

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