PMQs LIVE: Statement to Follow Edition
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Lord Oakeshott is a fucking twat.
Great question from Hodge
Start with Stemcor
The thieves will argue over what they will thieve from us.
No No Gosbourne does not thieve we voted for this!
OOOOOh you bitch – I’ll sratch your eyes out.
Good afternoon plebs!
babies babies and babies….
Get the f*ck out of Afghan !!
who gives a f*ck about the Afgahns >>?
but but but but nurses, hitlers sisters !!
Get the fuck off the Afghan!
Get the fuck off my Afghan!
Get the fuck out of the Afghan!
Sheep ?
Nothing better than shagging an Afghan bitch,
love the long ears flapping around!
Afternoon all – been a while.
“Family and Friends test” : A.k.a. How many family and friends can your average NHS manager employ ?
Bit like asking who is not in the Saudi Royal family and in government in Saudi Arabia
Ha!
Your father smelled of elderberries.
I’m now claiming expenses on this house
The opinion polls don’t lie.
Labour will win by a landslide in 2015,mark my words.
Cast iron promise ?
Cross you heart and hope to die?
Stick a needle in your eye?
Things can only get better
I’m fuller skid marks from the twat.
Morning folks.
Buongiorno Tony.
Chow chow!
Caio bello.
Hello TT
No hello from Paris Hilton I see.
Slime blah blah blah blah
Fuck off
blah blah blah blah…. f*ckwit
Ok, who shot their load on his hair?
Ed is soooooo Gromit. that mouth must be made of plasticine.
Yeah and the rest of him is pure shit
Milliprat banging on about “slippery”. From the guy who’s as slippery as a greased eel in a p.t.f.e. frying pan….
Labour, Plan?
Looking at the Liebore bench…… odious liars and tw*ts !
Good to see that Ed is STILL emulsioning his ceiling.
I think Ed has lost this one. He would be best to stop digging his hole deeper and move on
In the same way his brother did?
Is millionaireband’s nose growing again?
It’s bweing quoffed you pwebb!
Ed’s been roundly beaten by his own shadow health minister…
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Fight on Russian Ed Takes on Dutch Clegg
good line – raising money not taxing success
How many Q’s has Ed got today?
Ed beaten by his own shadow
Not Ed’s finest hour. He will be thankful that George will steal all the headlines and column inches today.
How!
I have absolutely nothing to add to my previous comment.
Where’s Jimmy ??
At a guess in his bedroom at his mum’s.
Portsmouth does not build ships and has not done so for decades. Her dad Fred would never have made that mistake.
Gingers.. pff.
Amnesia again from Miliband and Labour about how WELL THE WEALTHY DID under 13 years of a so called socialist Labour government. Talk about brass neck !
She looks like Michael Fabricant in drag
Balls is still fisting away behind the back of his millionaire pal Milliprong.
It’s taken Miliband two and a half years to counter the charge (make something up) that he was going to cut NHS spending. What took him so long?
herself …… named and shamed
Sexist!
Jes is this woman really on this earth.
OOOh look a millionaire.
Hodge on tax evasion. Go Guido!
Shocked MP is treated like the rest of us by the NHS & bemoans the treatment they dished out, welcome to the real world sweetheart.
Yep, because all of the 650 never,ever avoid paying tax.
So Margaret Hodge, tax avoider, wants to come down hard on tax avoiders. I agree, perhaps she should put pressure on her families company to pay their fair share of tax?
You have tax avoidance because of poor fiscal legislation passed by Parliamentarians .
The only time they show anything remotely close to attention to detail is when they are making expenses claims .
Tax avoidance is good – go for it Amazon, Google. Cut government Cameron and lower taxes.
Silly slapper !!
The c**t from sc**thorpe zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Osborne looking nervous. Won’t be long into his speech before he starts coughing again.
Wolverhampton has a university?? whatever next ??
Academy – College – Polytechnic – University – Multiversity?
Anyone else notice Blinky say “you’re lying” to Cameron over and over again after he quoted Burnham? Isn’t that a clear contravention of Parliamentary code of conduct? I’ll have the video uploaded soon.
Squeaker asleep on the job again.
Nah – just running true to form. If it had been a Government bod calling Blinky a liar though…
The problem with corporation tax is that it is based on profits and any accountant worth his salt can easily turn a booked profit into a book loss.
Good Scottish name
so students are punished for the errors of the bankers. The banks went bust and should have been left alone. Capitalism works – if allowed to by the government.
Reduce deficit? How about a bonfire of the Quangos – oh! sorry, those are your pals aren’t they?
how long will interest rates remain low? How long before UK looses its AAA rating? Place your bets.
Sad
She’s been to button moon.
Cry baby
Drama queen!
Is Gideon about to cry?
I misread that as about to die.
Then my hopes sank.
Princess Diana’s been killed sob sob sob.
The right track – no no no. Just look at the increasing borrowing – out spending Brown.
The gilt market – a joke – a bubble waiting to break.
OBR = total waste of money – scrap it. Just pissing in the wind.
These forecasts are absolute bollocks. No. one. knows.
To paraphrase Osborne, he’s going to initiate a recovery by raising taxes. And then wonder why it doesn’t work.
On that logic, please sack a few million public sector plodders.
he should have said “better placed to weather the storm” as per Gordon Brown. Nobody believes you Gideon.
Fuck. the. OBR. forecast. IRRELEVANT YOU PILLOCK!
Tractor stats – even Cleggover yawned.
How will we pay the interest on the debt when our interest rates rise?
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/12/lies-damn-lies-nick-clegg-and-debt/
loss of credibility has already occurred.
Debt is debt. Whether is structural or not is unimportant. It’s still Gov over-spending.
Oh shit! H@arry has been found OK.
Fucking Pareto analysis now….ffs
Civil Service is NOT the public sector. Still too many plodders.
How many Admirals do we have? 80+ ?
Let individuals choose to give money abroad.
A1 upgrade good news. A66 dualling next please. JFDI.
Brighton will love the live hi-def gay porn.
Going after “avoiders” ??? For obeying the law? So if I bring booze back from Spain will HMRC arrest me?
£2bn pa = fuck all
£1m + earners fell by a half because they delayed paying themselves the divis you tit.
Pensions – what about the bastard judges tho? We’re all in this together. Bollocks.
Proud of giving pensioners 2.5% !!! We cannot afford it numb nuts!
Capital allowance should be unlimited & permanent. For tax capex should = opex.
Corp tax change only helps businesses making £300k+ profit. Most don’t.
So why have a budget now in Feb?
Stammering Ed Bollocks now on his feet making a proper c*nt of himself – hilarious
Lets get this straight Bollocks. I’d rather have white hot needles inserted into my eyes than have you within 10,000 miles of the nation’s cheque book.
You’ve only got 2.5 years left to plan your emigration, because he WILL be in charge after the next election
Millionaireband was his useless self.
The Autumn Statement more fudge instead of grasping the nettle and forcing diwn public spending,especially welfare,Osborne dodges the teal issues short term thinking looking at the next election which they are unlikely to gain an overall majority oh for Milton Friedman.
I do not understand what Mr Osborne is talking about .
On 29 November 2011 he said the economy was recovering thanks to his June 2010 budget;
He said then that the OBR had significantly revised down its projection of the trend of growth. He said too the Government was taking action to ensure it continued to meet its fiscal targets and protect the economy;
He said he was going to eliminate the structural deficit within 5 years and to have debt as a proportion of GDP falling by 2015 because this would give the markets hope about the UK .
Has he been sleeping at the wheel ?
What Balls say is totally irrelevant turn the sound down has nothing to offer but more debt one day even those in Rotherham and my own neck of the wood will wake up and smell the coffee about Labour
I’d be losing my temper if I had to sit and listen to your bollocks, Bollocks.
Osborne might be a weapons grade twat but you have to say he had Blinky for breakfast.
What is that Osborne fella doing with the NHS ?
Didly squat about those aircraft carriers.
Were wind farms , hydro electric turbines, electric cars and Commons reforms on a list of things to avoid ?
I do not know anyone who pays £40 or 50K a year into a Pension Fund .
Its a good job for the Chancellor that he ditched that fuel duty rise .
He could have been lynched .
The people are blowing the trumpets around the city walls.
Are we listening??
Who the fuck said that.!!!!!
Isa cash allowances are going up !
These tax free accounts are the biggest rip off ever devised and promulgated by Labour and Conservatives alike .
The accounts deliberately pay crap rates of interest . If you have savings you would be a lot better paying down your mortgage .