December 5th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Statement to Follow Edition

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Comments in the comments please…


138 Comments

  1. 1
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Lord Oakeshott is a fucking twat.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    The thieves will argue over what they will thieve from us.

  3. 3
    Watching grown up debate says:

    OOOOOh you bitch – I’ll sratch your eyes out.

  4. 4
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good afternoon plebs!

  5. 5
    .243 Win says:

    Afternoon all – been a while.

    • 19
      .243 Win says:

      “Family and Friends test” : A.k.a. How many family and friends can your average NHS manager employ ?

      • 41
        Who Want's Some?! says:

        Bit like asking who is not in the Saudi Royal family and in government in Saudi Arabia

  6. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ha!

  7. 13
    Camermoron says:

    I’m now claiming expenses on this house

  8. 17
    David Cameron says:

    The opinion polls don’t lie.

    Labour will win by a landslide in 2015,mark my words.

  9. 18
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning folks.

  10. 20
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Slime blah blah blah blah

  11. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fuck off

  12. 24
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    blah blah blah blah…. f*ckwit

  13. 26
    God help us all....... says:

    Ok, who shot their load on his hair?

  14. 28
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Ed is soooooo Gromit. that mouth must be made of plasticine.

  15. 32
    .243 Win says:

    Milliprat banging on about “slippery”. From the guy who’s as slippery as a greased eel in a p.t.f.e. frying pan….

  16. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    Labour, Plan?

  17. 34
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Looking at the Liebore bench…… odious liars and tw*ts !

  18. 35
    A feminist says:

    Good to see that Ed is STILL emulsioning his ceiling.

  19. 37
    frugoMoogo says:

    I think Ed has lost this one. He would be best to stop digging his hole deeper and move on

  20. 38
    WVM says:

    Is millionaireband’s nose growing again?

  21. 39
    Sres says:

    Ed’s been roundly beaten by his own shadow health minister…

  22. 40
    Labour's Manifesto writer says:

    .

  23. 41
    WW3 says:

    Fight on Russian Ed Takes on Dutch Clegg

  24. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    good line – raising money not taxing success

  25. 45
    Silent Bob says:

     

  26. 46
    Sres says:

    How many Q’s has Ed got today?

  27. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed beaten by his own shadow

  28. 49
    Ed's BIG FAIL says:

    Not Ed’s finest hour. He will be thankful that George will steal all the headlines and column inches today.

  29. 50
    Steve Miliband says:

    How!

  30. 51
    Labour's Manifesto writer says:

    I have absolutely nothing to add to my previous comment.

  31. 52
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Where’s Jimmy ??

  32. 53
    Pompey v Guz says:

    Portsmouth does not build ships and has not done so for decades. Her dad Fred would never have made that mistake.

  33. 54
    Pizzas all'round says:

    Gingers.. pff.

  34. 55
    Mr Brass neck says:

    Amnesia again from Miliband and Labour about how WELL THE WEALTHY DID under 13 years of a so called socialist Labour government. Talk about brass neck !

  35. 56
    T Z We Z says:

    She looks like Michael Fabricant in drag

  36. 57
    Worker says:

    Balls is still fisting away behind the back of his millionaire pal Milliprong.

  37. 58
    Fishy says:

    It’s taken Miliband two and a half years to counter the charge (make something up) that he was going to cut NHS spending. What took him so long?

  38. 60
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    herself …… named and shamed :)

  39. 61
    Worker says:

    Jes is this woman really on this earth.

  40. 62
    Tax Dodge Hodge says:

    OOOh look a millionaire.

  41. 63
    Brass-necked, or what? says:

    Hodge on tax evasion. Go Guido!

  42. 65
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Shocked MP is treated like the rest of us by the NHS & bemoans the treatment they dished out, welcome to the real world sweetheart.

  43. 68
    .243 Win says:

    Yep, because all of the 650 never,ever avoid paying tax.

  44. 70
    Sres says:

    So Margaret Hodge, tax avoider, wants to come down hard on tax avoiders. I agree, perhaps she should put pressure on her families company to pay their fair share of tax?

    • 99
      Tony Eden from Eton says:

      You have tax avoidance because of poor fiscal legislation passed by Parliamentarians .

      The only time they show anything remotely close to attention to detail is when they are making expenses claims .

  45. 71
    Busted Nokia says:

    Tax avoidance is good – go for it Amazon, Google. Cut government Cameron and lower taxes.

  46. 72
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Silly slapper !!

  47. 73
    Jez says:

    The c**t from sc**thorpe zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  48. 74
    Gideon's nerves says:

    Osborne looking nervous. Won’t be long into his speech before he starts coughing again.

  49. 75
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Wolverhampton has a university?? whatever next ??

  50. 76
    Blinky has to make a formal apology says:

    Anyone else notice Blinky say “you’re lying” to Cameron over and over again after he quoted Burnham? Isn’t that a clear contravention of Parliamentary code of conduct? I’ll have the video uploaded soon.

  51. 77
    Balance Sheet says:

    The problem with corporation tax is that it is based on profits and any accountant worth his salt can easily turn a booked profit into a book loss.

  52. 79
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good Scottish name :)

  53. 80
    Busted Nokia says:

    so students are punished for the errors of the bankers. The banks went bust and should have been left alone. Capitalism works – if allowed to by the government.

  54. 82
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Reduce deficit? How about a bonfire of the Quangos – oh! sorry, those are your pals aren’t they?

  55. 83
    Busted Nokia says:

    how long will interest rates remain low? How long before UK looses its AAA rating? Place your bets.

  56. 84
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Sad :(

  57. 85
    WVM says:

    She’s been to button moon.

  58. 88
    Steve Miliband says:

    Cry baby

  59. 89
    Jez says:

    Drama queen!

  60. 90
    Dick Scracther says:

    Is Gideon about to cry?

  61. 91
    Fact Hunt says:

    Princess Diana’s been killed sob sob sob.

  62. 92
    Busted Nokia says:

    The right track – no no no. Just look at the increasing borrowing – out spending Brown.

    The gilt market – a joke – a bubble waiting to break.

  63. 93
    Dick Scracther says:

    OBR = total waste of money – scrap it. Just pissing in the wind.

  64. 94
    Dick Scratcha says:

    These forecasts are absolute bollocks. No. one. knows.

  65. 95
    Anonymous says:

    To paraphrase Osborne, he’s going to initiate a recovery by raising taxes. And then wonder why it doesn’t work.

  66. 96
    Dick Scratcha says:

    On that logic, please sack a few million public sector plodders.

  67. 97
    Busted Nokia says:

    he should have said “better placed to weather the storm” as per Gordon Brown. Nobody believes you Gideon.

  68. 100
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fuck. the. OBR. forecast. IRRELEVANT YOU PILLOCK!

  69. 101
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Tractor stats – even Cleggover yawned.

  70. 102
    Busted Nokia says:

    How will we pay the interest on the debt when our interest rates rise?

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/12/lies-damn-lies-nick-clegg-and-debt/

    loss of credibility has already occurred.

  71. 103
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Debt is debt. Whether is structural or not is unimportant. It’s still Gov over-spending.

  72. 104
    ***No News Is Good News*** says:

    Oh shit! H@arry has been found OK.

  73. 105
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fucking Pareto analysis now….ffs

  74. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Civil Service is NOT the public sector. Still too many plodders.

  75. 107
    Dick Scratcha says:

    How many Admirals do we have? 80+ ?

  76. 108
    Busted Nokia says:

    Let individuals choose to give money abroad.

  77. 109
    Dick Scratcha says:

    A1 upgrade good news. A66 dualling next please. JFDI.

  78. 110
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Brighton will love the live hi-def gay porn.

  79. 111
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Going after “avoiders” ??? For obeying the law? So if I bring booze back from Spain will HMRC arrest me?

  80. 113
    Dick Scratcha says:

    £2bn pa = fuck all

  81. 114
    Dick Scratcha says:

    £1m + earners fell by a half because they delayed paying themselves the divis you tit.

  82. 115
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Pensions – what about the bastard judges tho? We’re all in this together. Bollocks.

  83. 116
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Proud of giving pensioners 2.5% !!! We cannot afford it numb nuts!

  84. 117
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Capital allowance should be unlimited & permanent. For tax capex should = opex.

  85. 118
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Corp tax change only helps businesses making £300k+ profit. Most don’t.

  86. 119
    Dick Scratcha says:

    So why have a budget now in Feb?

  87. 121
    Victoria Sponge says:

    Stammering Ed Bollocks now on his feet making a proper c*nt of himself – hilarious

  88. 123
    Fact Hunt says:

    Lets get this straight Bollocks. I’d rather have white hot needles inserted into my eyes than have you within 10,000 miles of the nation’s cheque book.

    • 126
      Ed Millimong says:

      You’ve only got 2.5 years left to plan your emigration, because he WILL be in charge after the next election

  89. 125
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Millionaireband was his useless self.

  90. 127
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Autumn Statement more fudge instead of grasping the nettle and forcing diwn public spending,especially welfare,Osborne dodges the teal issues short term thinking looking at the next election which they are unlikely to gain an overall majority oh for Milton Friedman.

    • 130
      Loopy Lou says:

      I do not understand what Mr Osborne is talking about .

      On 29 November 2011 he said the economy was recovering thanks to his June 2010 budget;

      He said then that the OBR had significantly revised down its projection of the trend of growth. He said too the Government was taking action to ensure it continued to meet its fiscal targets and protect the economy;

      He said he was going to eliminate the structural deficit within 5 years and to have debt as a proportion of GDP falling by 2015 because this would give the markets hope about the UK .

      Has he been sleeping at the wheel ?

  91. 128
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What Balls say is totally irrelevant turn the sound down has nothing to offer but more debt one day even those in Rotherham and my own neck of the wood will wake up and smell the coffee about Labour

  92. 129
    Fact Hunt says:

    I’d be losing my temper if I had to sit and listen to your bollocks, Bollocks.

  93. 131
    Fact Hunt says:

    Osborne might be a weapons grade twat but you have to say he had Blinky for breakfast.

  94. 132
    Lost in Clacton says:

    What is that Osborne fella doing with the NHS ?

  95. 137
    Confused says:

    The people are blowing the trumpets around the city walls.
    Are we listening??
    Who the fuck said that.!!!!!

  96. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Isa cash allowances are going up !

    These tax free accounts are the biggest rip off ever devised and promulgated by Labour and Conservatives alike .

    The accounts deliberately pay crap rates of interest . If you have savings you would be a lot better paying down your mortgage .


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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