December 5th, 2012

LibDems Vicious Briefing Against Tories as Osborne Sits Down

Clegg was shaking his head during the mansion tax discussion in the House and he’s clearly still smarting.  LibDem HQ have just sent out a stinging briefing against their coalition buddies:

Conservatives tax cuts for the richest

The only tax cuts the Conservatives support are ones for the very rich. At the General Election, their priority was to cut inheritance tax for millionaires. In the Coalition, Liberal Democrats have blocked these plans and instead we are cutting taxes for millions.



  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    You read a lib dem briefing?

    More people read the Guardian than read lib dem tosh.

  2. 2
    Victoria Sponge says:


  3. 3
    Simon Lewis says:

    So why don’t they vote against the Autumn statement?

  4. 4
    Bovis Barrat says:

    The last person you’d like to see next to you in a trench would be a Lib Dem and you’d make bloody sure he walked in front of you when you were out of it too.

  5. 5
    Pollster says:

    Do the Limpdems still exist?

    I thought the electorate had got rid of them…

  6. 6
    Nick Clegg says:

    People may think I am a hunt, but then I look at your life and feel happy

  7. 7
    Nick Clegg says:

    As the 4th party we have a right to errm, errrm, something or other. *Bloody gasping for a fag face*

  8. 8
    Russian Oligarch (and his bent City solicitors) says:

    I vote alternatively Labour and Tory myself (since I bought my British passport)

    They both give me tax breaks

    And they are so cheap to “influence” (if you know what I mean)…

    I pay peanuts in rates

    Peanuts in corporation tax

    Nothing in income tax

    And I live in one of the biggest mansions in London…

  9. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    What will that do to the deficit? Anyone know?

  10. 10
    Keith Vaz-o-line says:

    Did someone say passports?


  11. 11
    Ed Davey and George Osborne says:

    We must do more to help finance foreign projects including wind turbines in Africa and greener cattle farming in Colombia.

    To enable us to carry these vital projects forward, every British taxpayer will contribute £100 to these very important projects, over the coming months.

  12. 12
    Engineer says:

    Denis Healey tried taxing the rich ’till the pips squeaked in the 1970s. It didn’t work. The rich just fucked off abroad.

    Too much tax kills growth. It’s not a new discovery, been known for decades. Do we really want our wealth creators pissing off abroad just now?

  13. 13
    DelBoy says:

    Georgie Osborne was able to say we have not borrowed as much as we thought we would because he has craftily added 3.5 billion pounds of cash we have not received yet for 4G licenses on to the books .

    Nice one my son!

  14. 14
    Nick Clegg says:

    Personally I cannot wait to piss off to Europe

  15. 15
    Peter Mandleson says:

    Oi I saw him first…coo ee

  16. 16
    Conservative HQ says:

    LibDem HQ ain’t the government.

  17. 17
    Ann Clwyd says:

    Mr Speaker…*voice wobbles*…I love the NHS…*tears*…and I also loved getting the carrot of human rights envoy to Iraq in return for voting for Tony’s invasion…*crying*…and I claimed expenses for carpets and other household items…*breaking down*…but the important thing is that I stand up in this house and turn on the waterworks so you all feel sorry for me.

  18. 18
    Gonk III says:

    LibDems can’t do vicious. They can do annoying, irritating, meaningless and worthless. Also pointless.

  19. 19
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Maths lesson to Nick Clegg.

    If you buy a house for £100k, never move, but now it’s alleged to be worth £400k after the Pozni house prices keep rising, BUT your take home pay is only £25kpa, having that house DOES NOT make you able to pay more tax, unless you can eat brick instead of bread!

    You can’t sell because all other homes are ridiculous prices, and foreign investment (money laundering) buying up properties in the UK.

    Property taxes are an idiot idea, especially as the work shy get a house / flat for nothing, and are laughing as others have to pay for that property AND for their own.

    That’s the reality of having BA educated politicians, instead of BSc or BEng. Our politicians are dangerously uneducated.

  20. 20
    oddly helpful says:

    62 000 000

  21. 21
    Take AIM.....Fire! says:

    Might have to take up a share dealing ISA again now that AIM stocks are to become legal tender. It was pointless wrapping blue chips up in an ISA with all the extra costs that ISA share accounts attract but AIM is where the big capital gains are to be made (and lost)

  22. 22
    Having a giraffe says:

    Whatever happened to collective Cabinet responsibility ?

    Cameron should sack Clegg this instant .

  23. 23
    The IlliberalDimocrats are the scum of the Earth says:

    I was going to add “and you’d sleep with one eye open” but actually, they had a word for LimpDums in the trenches: “Traitors”, and they (rightly) shot them.

  24. 24
    Gentle Dave says:

    Calm down dear

  25. 25
    Bluebottle says:

    You could go to the Bank and take out a low interest second mortgage to pay any new tax .

    That would please the Government .

  26. 26
    Gentle Dave says:

    Wonga are good for loans

  27. 27
    Gentle Dave says:

    We’re all in it together.

  28. 28
    Daylight Robbery says:

    Quite. Council tax takes no account of a person’s ability to pay. It is effectively a land tax.

    Years ago there was a window tax, so people removed windows and lived in semi darkness, hence the expression “daylight robbery”. Modern Council tax is actually quite similar to this where the number of bedrooms are a major contributor to the bbanding even if they are pokey little rooms knocked out of one big one or not even used as bedrooms.

  29. 29
    Little Johnny says:

    Has Mr Osborne any Greek blood in him ?

    His latest budget is basically cost neutral whilst giving himself more time to pay his debts he cannot clear?

  30. 30
    Dave Camoron says:

    *whimpering face*

  31. 31
    Bluto says:

    Who needs enemies when you can be in coalition with Liberal Democrats.


  32. 32
    A man with a good idea says:

    How about the Elizabethan ‘beard tax’?

    We should bring it back. Not least because it would disproportionally affect the LimpDums and certain members of their beloved “multicultural community”.

  33. 33
    Nick Clegg the Cunt says:

    I am I am I am

  34. 34
    Sucked dry by banks says:

    What’s a wealth creator? Is that one of those guys selling SWAPS and derivatives?

    What about the guys that leverage debt then piss off with the golden handshake when (no shit sherlock) the business cannot pay the interest. Little Chef springs to mind and no doubt there are others.

    But stick the term “wealth creator” on someone (Amazon/Starbucks) and they are teflon.

  35. 35
    Daniel says:

    Labour’s tax increase to 50% cost the Treasury almost £8 billion according to the Telegraph.

  36. 36
    Trigger says:

    What’s 4G Del Boy ?????????

  37. 37
    Kiss Goodbye To The Next Election says:

    Tories are finished after today, media will have a field day with ”winter of discontent”

    Couldn’t even win a majority against Brown and will now lose to useless Ed Milliband in the next GE.

    Young people hate them for the Economy, Old people hate them for Europe.

    Adios, your done, completely finished in your current form as a electoral power, hope you enjoyed the short grasp of power, it will be your last for another decade if you even survive that as a party.

  38. 38
    Sue Doughty says:

    Lib Dems make no mention of the fuel tax cancellation?

  39. 39
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    Liberals are dragging more people into the higher rate of tax by the day. They then borrow to give away to third world countries to help climate change that has not been proved to be man made- idiots the complete lot of them. GE now.

  40. 40
    Mr Hinduja still waiting for his British Passport and thoroughly pissed off sir says:

    Fuck off the pair of you

  41. 41
    The Sleeper says:

    Toenails just saying that LimpDems admit sending out a 2.5 year old press release in error….

    ….So it’s withdrawn?????


  42. 42
    Fatty Pang says:

    Fancy a spot of lunch. Oysters slurp slurp

  43. 43
    Ichabod says:

    I was watching the statement on BBC, and every few minutes the camera would focus on a very concerned Vince Cable, sitting forward with a sceptical and ‘nothing to do with me’ look on his face. It was obviously a pose and expression of political distancing. He also looked rather sinister; I expect in a few months the bald old duffer to flounce out from the Cabinet, citing the autumn statement as a bridge too far….what a conceited little shit.

  44. 44
    Miriam says:

    Fuck the ability to pay, if you cann’t then don’t use the services.

  45. 45
    Petronella Fazackerley says:

    Osborne has today said he is on the right track .

    He said the same thing this time last year .

  46. 46
    Engineer says:

    That’s a bit like saying all Unions are evil and useless because one or two Union leaders are headbangers.

  47. 47
    h says:

    Notice how W*nka and others of that type aim their Ads at the old and at Cripples. Shits all.

  48. 48
    Blair Supporter says:

    Your source for this quote from Lib Dems, Guido?

  49. 49
    Danny Alexander says:

    You fucking were cleggyboy boy but not for much longer you C*nt

  50. 50
    Nick Clegg the Cunt says:

    Danny Boy old Danny Boy Alexander you stupid chinless
    ponce go play with yourself.

  51. 51
    Sucked Dry by Gosbourne & Co says:

    Yep fully agree with you.

  52. 52
    Diddley says:

    Yes, a very good point. You’ll also notice your tax payments don’t drop when your previously valued 400k house drops to being estimated at 200k thanks to the last few years fun and games.

  53. 53
    who'd have thunk it says:

    Company that lends money to complete strangers wants something in return for it shocker!

  54. 54
    lojolondon says:

    Yes, they are. Unions are to blame for the decimation of industry in the UK – from the mines to British Leyland, the unions destroyed the lot!

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