Kate Prank Call From “the Queen”
Luckily Brian Leveson is off to Oz so he can clamp down on this blagging of private information…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
First before KT
Send Hugh Grant and Alan Partridge out there too.
Millie and Maddy would have wanted to see the kangaroo’s down there… regulate.
2 kids run our world.
millie and maddie.
sad.bad.
we have been had.
in other news, Egyptian Pharoh King flees palace. people in palaces…
sad.bad.
Woof! Woof! Grrrrrr!
I might not be a Gynocologist but I’ll still have a fucking good look.
As a gynecologist, I’m just an enthusiastic amateur; As a C**t, I’m a Professional.
LOL
Bonza wheeze!
‘Is the limit still 28 weeks nurse?’
Fuck me.
Too much information Bob.
silence is golden.
the queen hardly ever says anything. her art collection is worth 10 billion.
After Ed Balls’ performance in the Commons this afternoon I have decided that he has a real talent for pantomime.
You just NOW realised what a horse’s arse he’s always been?
Fire the receptionist.
No can do buddy, as you could hear she is an ethnic minority from Africa.
It’s going to be a tough time if you’re an identical twin of the King.
Trust me, I know. None of this Prince and the Pauper bullshit.
Today’s News: “Britain yesterday pledged almost £2 billion in “climate aid” to help finance foreign projects including wind turbines in Africa”
Also in today’s new: “Autumn Statement: Osborne grabs £2 billion from middle-class”
You couldn’t make it up!
FFS – is that a balanced budget or what
Wind turbines in Africa? For more likely, the money will go on Mercs, BMWs and shopping trips to Harrods by all the leaders and their wives.
the egyptians storms the palaces of their elite. a lot of us are simmering.
At least the money won’t be completely wasted, then.
P.S. What’s wrong with installing hydro-electric plant in these countries? It has the advantage of actually working.
We should probably wait for Africa to invent a written language and maybe even the wheel before we start taking money from people who can read just to give them the ability to electrocute themselves.
We got to this one first.
** swigs on water bottle of left wing mediocrity in triumph **
Is Kate preggers?
Wonder what could have got into her?
I used a turkey baster.
Does no one pay any attention to us any more ?
Look there’s a lost little boy over there —–>
I am not lost, I am geographically confused and a big boy.
Hes just been on R4 on Laurie Taylors prog, being patronising to an author whos book he seems to have read, also boasting about being gay.
I’m not a royalist at all but that was a disturbing intrusion into someone’s privacy over their medical issues, which is no one else’s business.
Oh do fcuk off. Do you write for the Guardian?
Yeah, because, as we all know, the Guardian are real royalists aren’t they?
there is anger at the royals.
there is the jimmy saville anger
there is the prince charles anger
perhaps now we will get to hear about the prince andrew anger
Of course it is, imagine if the same thing happened to the Browns.
Are radio stations not covered by statutory regulation in Australia then? Quick tell Ed Miliband so he can start another bandwagon.
They should have known at this toff’s hospital that any call from Oz is likely to be doubtful
After all, I spread hacking plagging and all the rest when I came to Britain from OZ…
I hate the English
I hate the English as well.
I hate the English too, with the exception of English West Indian mothers.
There are no English West Indian mothers, only West Indian mothers who live in England.
Mr Murdoch sir
I beg of you
Your newspapers have so much dirt on the BBC that I think we will sink for ever
We will support you publicly if you take your hound dogs off us…
Give us a few months at least…I do not even know how many emloyees we have, let alone what they have done or are doing…
only two institutions of state , the bbc and the monarchy are phenomenally well funded.
when the appreciation goes, the funding goes.
the purpose of money is to show appreciation.
So do I, which is why I plan to bulldoze England and build houses for the 460,000+ Romanian/Bulgarian immigrants I’ll be letting into England in 2014.
You know, if there’s one thing I hate more than the English, it’s Conservative supporters – ghastly little plebby racists and fruitcakes – which is why I’m smashing their precious Party to bits and consigning it to 20+ years of opposition!
Guffff-haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!
We should all believe this – its fact and no joke!
It will be for more than 20 years by the time Cameron and Osborne have finished.
I think the point is that they impersonated the Queens voice, i think alarm bells would have rung if they had sounded like Dame Edna or Les Patterson.
No – the point here is that Cameron and Osborne are DELIBERATELY destroying the Tory Party.
So they have changed the law so that a female can be head of state, but she still cannot marry a catholic.
What if she is a lezzer?
Elizabeth I ?
Excuse my ignorance but I have spent the last 60 years under he delusion that a female is Head of State. Is Phil the Greek really the King but we can’t put a Greek’s head on the notes because it would cause a run on the pound.
Now now…
All our cash is on London
So steady on old chap…
Actually, I am German
But don’t tell anyone…
Phil
You really need to update your page in Wikipedia. It clearly says that you were formally Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark and that you were born in Greece – on a kitchen table in Corfu I believe.
While I agree with the Dook Of Wellington that being born in a stable doesn’t make you a horse, I am quite clear that been born in Greece and having Greece as one of the two countries named in your title makes it unlikely that you are German.
Your dear wife on the other hand……………….
Wiki
“A member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, Prince Philip was born in Greece….”
All we are missing is a Goldberg and we’ll have the complete set.
is the house of windsor a fake house,
was it not german b4.
are we ruled by a german family?
Bugger! You finally twigged…
Can’t have them marrying catholics – think of all the extra mouths we would have to feed!
No contraception for me please.
Like Guido I think the Monarchy should be Catholic
We love sprogs…royal or Oirish or Polish
All the sa
It would be a bit tricky having a catholic as head of the church of England.
It would be a bit tricky having a catholic as the head of the Greek Orthodox Church.
Like Guido, I think the Monarchy should return to being Catholic and legitimate
We are also happy that William is heterosexual
He may be the last celebrity to prefer shagging to unnatural practices…..
Long live Willy…
Why would anyone want to marry a Catholic? Medieval superstition. We wouldn’t want a witchdoctor on the throne. No difference.
We are making the necessary long term arrangement sat the regent Street mosque as we speak.
This morning I had breakfast with Sam and the kids. In addition to duties in my house, I shall be having further such meals later today.
“…I took the rubbish out”
hateful little man
In one night more people voted to keep my arse crack in the Australian jungle than have signed the Mcann petition.
More people voted for me on Celebrity Big Brother, FFS!
Buy my record, PLEASE! I need the dosh! My A-list lifestyle, combined with my Z-list talent, is expensive!
Sorry for being late just been at the GUM clinic.
I think I was brilliant at the despatch box this afternoon
Bring back Postman Prat.
This is getting serious
Empty Ed and Empty Balls
Send for an ambulance please
As my Aunt Gertrude used to say “MT Vessels make most noise”…
At least it wasn’t an NHS hospital. Nurse Ooombeko Nafooldazo would have given out the direct line and room number.
And possibly faxed over the ultrasounds, medical records, and arranged a sale with an interested party.
Labour will go to the hole for our kids
And no more upskirt photos please
(you know the rest)
Concentrate on your TV celebrities and other futilities….
Check out one’s royal booty.
This was great for my front page
Along with the usual titties…
Not complete without the top
http://vimeo.com/49493358
Still got the italian link with her nips, somewhere – let’s have a look for it…
http://storify.com/fanpage/il-topless-di-kate-middleton-oh-my-god
Like my ladies streamlined.
I feel a Guardian article coming on.
I’m coming.
No.
You re. Just. Breathing rather heavily .
Don’t come too soon dear
It might spoil the effect
Guido
There are as many titties and bums on this blog as on HuffPo
I complain…
I fart in your general direction
I am contracting Like Mandy taught me to do…
Just relax otherwise it will hurt more.
mandelson has achieved privacy not available to bliar and brine.
why?
aren’t sexes equal?
Probably because if any upstanding British citizen sees him, he’s dead meat (as they say in the movies).
A mother who beat her son “like a dog” when he failed to memorise passages of the Koran has been found guilty of his murder.
Don’t ya just love the religion of piss.
I think it’s extremely progressive. I also celebrate the way they genitally mutilate their daughters, and disfigure them with acid if they bring shame upon their progressive households.
What a pair of Bast****. I do not think it is funny at all. Imagine how that poor nurse must feel.
Oh come on starchy, it was brilliant. Done more for the Oz anti-republican movement than anything for years. Shove another prawn on the barbie will you fella.
“Can one bring the relies too Nurse – even Phil?”
Is this the same vid? oops been got! Fair dinkum claim and all that on youtubby, maete!
Was Australian or UK law broken with the call and use on air, so can they be prosecuted?
It never happened – it is a pisstake setup spoof, or was it? hmmmm…
Us poms are so gullible.
Those hilarious Aussies. in no time they’ll be taking Liverpool’s crown as the funniest place on the planet. Watch out John Bishop.
John Bishop was on beeb breakie telly this morning R Soles – quite funny he was, especially the balaclava bit, link,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20606669
They are journalists. This is called blagging and breaches the data Protection Act
Will Levenson sit to investigate? After all hes sunning himself in Australia at the moment so it wouldn’t be hard to nip in and do a few interviews and a crime is a crime
Prince William and his uncle Prince Andrew are both war criminals for daring to be anywhere near La Malvinas.
We want the baby when it’s born to be put on trial in their place for crimes against the good citizens of Argentina.
It just shows how shite the Royal Firm at the whole security thing. If its not the Ginger onewaving his chopper in Las Vegas it is this totally inept attempt to get to Kate.
We spend millions on royal so called protection and a hopeless aussie gets through in seconds.
Oh and by the way is Kate really the Queen’s grand daughter? I though they’d decided the mass inbreeding experiment was over?