December 5th, 2012

Kate Prank Call From “the Queen”


  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    First before KT :-)


  2. 2
    Roscoe Rules says:

    I might not be a Gynocologist but I’ll still have a fucking good look.


  3. 3
    Putting the Numpty into NHS says:



  4. 4
    Tom Tomos says:

    Bonza wheeze!


  5. 5
    Silent Bob says:

    Fuck me.


  6. 7
    Impressario says:

    After Ed Balls’ performance in the Commons this afternoon I have decided that he has a real talent for pantomime.


  7. 8
    Hello Can I Help You? says:

    Fire the receptionist.


  8. 10
    The Man In The Iron Mask says:

    It’s going to be a tough time if you’re an identical twin of the King.
    Trust me, I know. None of this Prince and the Pauper bullshit.


  9. 11
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave says:

    Today’s News: “Britain yesterday pledged almost £2 billion in “climate aid” to help finance foreign projects including wind turbines in Africa”

    Also in today’s new: “Autumn Statement: Osborne grabs £2 billion from middle-class”

    You couldn’t make it up!


    • 40
      nambawan pikinini bilong Misis kwin says:

      FFS – is that a balanced budget or what


    • 59
      Anonymous says:

      Wind turbines in Africa? For more likely, the money will go on Mercs, BMWs and shopping trips to Harrods by all the leaders and their wives.


      • 69
        Anonymous says:

        the egyptians storms the palaces of their elite. a lot of us are simmering.


      • 76
        Sir William Waad says:

        At least the money won’t be completely wasted, then.

        P.S. What’s wrong with installing hydro-electric plant in these countries? It has the advantage of actually working.


    • 101
      Anonymous says:

      We should probably wait for Africa to invent a written language and maybe even the wheel before we start taking money from people who can read just to give them the ability to electrocute themselves.


  10. 12
    Arianna H's edible hamster says:

    We got to this one first.
    ** swigs on water bottle of left wing mediocrity in triumph **


  11. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Kate preggers?


  12. 18
    Funny but also intrusive says:

    I’m not a royalist at all but that was a disturbing intrusion into someone’s privacy over their medical issues, which is no one else’s business.


  13. 19
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Are radio stations not covered by statutory regulation in Australia then? Quick tell Ed Miliband so he can start another bandwagon.


  14. 20
    Uncle Rupie down under but not out says:

    They should have known at this toff’s hospital that any call from Oz is likely to be doubtful

    After all, I spread hacking plagging and all the rest when I came to Britain from OZ…

    I hate the English


    • 29
      Nick Clegg says:

      I hate the English as well.


    • 32
      Fang Pang, last Governor of the BBC says:

      Mr Murdoch sir

      I beg of you

      Your newspapers have so much dirt on the BBC that I think we will sink for ever

      We will support you publicly if you take your hound dogs off us…

      Give us a few months at least…I do not even know how many emloyees we have, let alone what they have done or are doing…


      • 74
        Anonymous says:

        only two institutions of state , the bbc and the monarchy are phenomenally well funded.

        when the appreciation goes, the funding goes.
        the purpose of money is to show appreciation.


    • 33
      David Camoron says:

      So do I, which is why I plan to bulldoze England and build houses for the 460,000+ Romanian/Bulgarian immigrants I’ll be letting into England in 2014.

      You know, if there’s one thing I hate more than the English, it’s Conservative supporters – ghastly little plebby racists and fruitcakes – which is why I’m smashing their precious Party to bits and consigning it to 20+ years of opposition!

      Guffff-haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!


    • 91
      Anonymous says:

      I think the point is that they impersonated the Queens voice, i think alarm bells would have rung if they had sounded like Dame Edna or Les Patterson.


  15. 21
    Question on succession says:

    So they have changed the law so that a female can be head of state, but she still cannot marry a catholic.

    What if she is a lezzer?


    • 24
      Controversial says:

      Elizabeth I ?


    • 31
      60 years old and proud says:

      Excuse my ignorance but I have spent the last 60 years under he delusion that a female is Head of State. Is Phil the Greek really the King but we can’t put a Greek’s head on the notes because it would cause a run on the pound.


      • 36
        Greek Prime Minister says:

        Now now…

        All our cash is on London

        So steady on old chap…


      • 47
        Phil the Greek says:

        Actually, I am German

        But don’t tell anyone…


        • 60
          60 years old and proud says:


          You really need to update your page in Wikipedia. It clearly says that you were formally Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark and that you were born in Greece – on a kitchen table in Corfu I believe.

          While I agree with the Dook Of Wellington that being born in a stable doesn’t make you a horse, I am quite clear that been born in Greece and having Greece as one of the two countries named in your title makes it unlikely that you are German.

          Your dear wife on the other hand……………….


          • Historian of our times says:


            “A member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, Prince Philip was born in Greece….”


          • Annie Seed-Balls (no relation!) says:

            All we are missing is a Goldberg and we’ll have the complete set.


        • 78
          Anonymous says:

          is the house of windsor a fake house,
          was it not german b4.

          are we ruled by a german family?


    • 34
      Humanae Vitae says:

      Can’t have them marrying catholics – think of all the extra mouths we would have to feed!

      No contraception for me please.


      • 37
        Greek Prime Minister says:

        Like Guido I think the Monarchy should be Catholic

        We love sprogs…royal or Oirish or Polish

        All the sa


      • 42
        Keep Britain honest says:

        Like Guido, I think the Monarchy should return to being Catholic and legitimate

        We are also happy that William is heterosexual

        He may be the last celebrity to prefer shagging to unnatural practices…..

        Long live Willy…


    • 41
      Superman says:

      Why would anyone want to marry a Catholic? Medieval superstition. We wouldn’t want a witchdoctor on the throne. No difference.


      • 104
        bdul the Bulbul, the Emir says:

        We are making the necessary long term arrangement sat the regent Street mosque as we speak.


  16. 22
    David Cameron says:

    This morning I had breakfast with Sam and the kids. In addition to duties in my house, I shall be having further such meals later today.


  17. 28
    Eric Bristow's left butt cheek says:

    In one night more people voted to keep my arse crack in the Australian jungle than have signed the Mcann petition.


    • 68
      Frankie GooGootz says:

      More people voted for me on Celebrity Big Brother, FFS!
      Buy my record, PLEASE! I need the dosh! My A-list lifestyle, combined with my Z-list talent, is expensive!


  18. 30
    Kebab Time says:

    Sorry for being late just been at the GUM clinic.


  19. 38
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I think I was brilliant at the despatch box this afternoon :)


  20. 43
    Ryce and pea says:

    At least it wasn’t an NHS hospital. Nurse Ooombeko Nafooldazo would have given out the direct line and room number.


  21. 50
    Kate's PR company says:

    And no more upskirt photos please

    (you know the rest)

    Concentrate on your TV celebrities and other futilities….


  22. 64
    Court correspondent says:


    There are as many titties and bums on this blog as on HuffPo

    I complain…


  23. 71
    Blinking Testicules says:

    I am contracting Like Mandy taught me to do…


  24. 73
    Meanwhile says:

    A mother who beat her son “like a dog” when he failed to memorise passages of the Koran has been found guilty of his murder.

    Don’t ya just love the religion of piss.


    • 79
      Owen Jones says:

      I think it’s extremely progressive. I also celebrate the way they genitally mutilate their daughters, and disfigure them with acid if they bring shame upon their progressive households.


  25. 80
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    What a pair of Bast****. I do not think it is funny at all. Imagine how that poor nurse must feel.


    • 82
      Slugged her with me lead pipe in the library says:

      Oh come on starchy, it was brilliant. Done more for the Oz anti-republican movement than anything for years. Shove another prawn on the barbie will you fella.


  26. 81
    Slugged her with me lead pipe in the library says:

    “Can one bring the relies too Nurse – even Phil?”

    Is this the same vid? oops been got! Fair dinkum claim and all that on youtubby, maete!


  27. 85
    MB. says:

    Was Australian or UK law broken with the call and use on air, so can they be prosecuted?


    • 88
      Slugged her with me lead pipe in the library says:

      It never happened – it is a pisstake setup spoof, or was it? hmmmm…

      Us poms are so gullible.


  28. 87
    R Soles says:

    Those hilarious Aussies. in no time they’ll be taking Liverpool’s crown as the funniest place on the planet. Watch out John Bishop.


  29. 100
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    They are journalists. This is called blagging and breaches the data Protection Act

    Will Levenson sit to investigate? After all hes sunning himself in Australia at the moment so it wouldn’t be hard to nip in and do a few interviews and a crime is a crime


  30. 107
    President of Argentina says:

    Prince William and his uncle Prince Andrew are both war criminals for daring to be anywhere near La Malvinas.

    We want the baby when it’s born to be put on trial in their place for crimes against the good citizens of Argentina.


  31. 108
    Socialist Worker says:

    It just shows how shite the Royal Firm at the whole security thing. If its not the Ginger onewaving his chopper in Las Vegas it is this totally inept attempt to get to Kate.

    We spend millions on royal so called protection and a hopeless aussie gets through in seconds.

    Oh and by the way is Kate really the Queen’s grand daughter? I though they’d decided the mass inbreeding experiment was over?


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