Victoria’s Secret
Labour Candidate’s Lolita Lingerie Business
Labour’s newly chosen candidate for Reading West has a saucy secret. By day she pounds the streets with her red rosette, but by night Victoria Groulef runs Saumarez Lingerie Boutique, a racy fair trade business that “believes that women should be able to wear beautiful luxurious lingerie with a clear conscience”. Among the most popular ‘ethical’ items on sale are her ‘Mio Lolita garter tank’, her ‘Shock Me body cage garter belt’ and her ‘Black Lashes thong’. Victoria’s ‘Forever Blue’ bridal garter could be cause for concern for Ed, though she is offering a ‘How to Marry a Millionaire’ bra. Just what every Labour girl needs…
Victoria explains that she has “always had a crazy side”, revealing that she can personally vouch the products herself: “I tested clothing from each of my designers. Quality and durability was very important…I love knickers”. Now this is a boob story, HuffPo…
Unleash…. The Harperson!
Tits oot for the lads……. but not Harperson’s !!
Cor Cor Cor
Just had a hand shandy !!!!!
If she lets me f.uck her I will vote for her
I’ve gone blind.
Me just had a foaming handy shandy and it’s running down me legs!
I do hope Victoria gets elected. I will be more than happy to sponsor her and help her settle in to the House. Boaz.
Who’s the bloke modelling the “outfits”?
A Tory council leader shot his wife dead outside their bungalow and then turned the gun on himself, police fear.
Keith Johnson, 58, and his 44-year-old wife Andrea were discovered by police after neighbours called emergency services just before 3pm.
Police are not looking for any suspects in relation to the incident in the quiet Compit Hills housing estate in Roughton, near Cromer, Norfolk.
Nearby neighbour David Stow said he heard a single gunshot on Sunday. ‘At first I didn’t think anything of it,’ he said, ‘But then I saw the police arrive and realised it must be something serious.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241932/Councillor-wife-shot-dead-outside-home-Norfolk-housing-estate.html#ixzz2DzO83Rif
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Didn’t realise some people in council estates can afford Porsche and new model Merc.
It is sad that even people owning Porsche and new model Merc has to live in council estates. Used to be poor living in council estates how things had changed.
Porsche owners really should live in Hampstead or Primrose Hill you know
To keep up with all the Labour barrrow boys made good flogging titles etc
could this be a tory with a conscience?
Only a very sick person would attempt to make political capital out of a such a tragedy. You, at least, obviously have no conscience whatsoever.
I don’t care.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
But are they good enough for Jack Dromey?
Prescott had better do some browser history clearing once he has finished his *ahem* ‘research’
At least she is doing something in the private sector…..
In the privates sector
smoggie yous is a very funny guy
that is propably comment on the day
i am now a nearlies at 1100 firsts – wisher me luck – i thinkers that the next person propebly only has less than 50 – nobodies will ever catch me!
get a room
There goes the religion of piss vote.
There is a revolting amount of flesh on display. And that’s just in the first picture where she is lying on the bed.
I’d give her a pearl necklace.
Agreed. She should be 6 years old, like our beloved prophet’s wife.
point?
And the problem is??
I’m just surprised Labour have someone with some business experience. Thought they were all former SPADs
Is that Justine Thornton in the middle picture?
As modelled by Chris Bryant and Tom Watson.
How can her pants be more ‘ethical’ than say M and S pants?
Maybe they are made of tin and have a padlock on them.
Are they greaseproof?
Shes joined the right pary Labour are all tits!
She’s got more business experience than Cameron.
And more clothing than Stephen Gough.
Good for her. Sounds like something out of the Code of the Woosters.
Eulily
Eulalie, idiot.
Look in the mirror
Is she joining Spode’s Black Shorts?
It is unlikely that her business model will go tits up.
so what art you suggesting has been secreted in her drawers?
Groulef? Groulef?? Couldn’t get slelected by UKIP eh. I wonder why?
I just hope it doesn’t give Chris Bryant ideas….
I’m starting my own range of underwear. I’m calling them Bryfronts.
So you can wear them back to front and take large members up the jacksi.
Can I have the puppy with the pink nose ?
No, you’ll have to make do with this rotting cabbage.
What is she doing standing for Labour, given that she is an entrepreneur, has risked her own capital, found a market niche and sells stuff at a profit.
She will be jolly glad that her site is getting hits from Order-Order’s posters and readers, every little helps.
I’m here. What can I do for you?
You did say every little helps.
Is that you Squeaker?
Could be a hard standing.
Cor Guido
I have set the trend
Does she sell sheets as well to cover my sagging you know whats?
Is that what paddy is buying you for christmas?
http://www.victoriagroulef.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/newsish-025.jpg
Surely if you went with them it would be a g string quartet.
We love durable fiffingies in Brighton
Both men and women oin our party wear knickers you know…
From Labour List
“Victoria Groulef – is Group Leader at Wycombe Council and also a member of Labour’s Regional Board. Victoria worked at the BBC, in international development and now runs an ethical business”
ROFL
Labour really are scraping the fucking barrel
It will be sally Ally next…all very “ethical”
Is she a member of the hellfire club as well?
http://www.hellfirecaves.co.uk/
Death to this infidel! We demand beheadings! We demand forced marriage to 6 years olds! Allahu akbar!
How many more have you killed Bibi?
Does this Lady do Sado M
Does this Lady do Sado Maso stuff as well?
We need to spent our allowance before the end of the year…
What is the world coming to Guido?
I have pent my mife trying to get these Liebour wimmin to behave like little men
And she has a boutique selling “ethical knickers” or was that “knockers”?
Don’t worry – she has kept a special hesian pair with double barbed wire gusset for you harpie, together with your favourite brand of ‘hot pig and turnip’ pubic beard balm.
I’ve reached my 10 trillionth post!
I’ve just extracted a very large bogey from my left nostril.
This is unfair competition Guido
Only Y front boutiques are allowed under Progressively Decadent Labour…
or Y backs in bryants local shopping centre
An oldie-but-a-goodie:
Henry McGee: “She’s called ‘Victoria’– named after the Queen.”
Benny Hill: “And not all that long after, by the look of her!”
Much more (d)electable than PC Dave’s cabinet full of gays.
Are you going to have her as Chief Whip, Prime Minister-in-Waiting Edward Millicnut?
Is ‘lingerie’ derived from the word ‘linger’ – as in linger longer looking lustily at ladies’ lovely lacy lasticated thingies?
She and Sally would get on famously!
I will have to leave the room,Imay be gone for some time.
Bugger! all those links and not a hint of camel toe!
Woof Woof!
Just be glad it wasn’t Ms Widdecombe
‘Just be glad it’s not Ms Widdecombe. We are!
Furthermore Victoria Groulef is an anagram of “Lugubrious Victim”.
Don’t worry boys the girls and I will have a whip round for if she doesn’t win. *wink*
This is not a story. Adults like sex.
*ucking Champion! Gets my vote.
Another droolworthy in-waiting.