December 3rd, 2012

Victoria’s Secret
Labour Candidate’s Lolita Lingerie Business

VS

Labour’s newly chosen candidate for Reading West has a saucy secret. By day she pounds the streets with her red rosette, but by night Victoria Groulef runs Saumarez Lingerie Boutique, a racy fair trade business that “believes that women should be able to wear beautiful luxurious lingerie with a clear conscience”. Among the most popular ‘ethical’ items on sale are her ‘Mio Lolita garter tank’, her ‘Shock Me body cage garter belt’ and her ‘Black Lashes thong’. Victoria’s ‘Forever Blue’ bridal garter could be cause for concern for Ed, though she is offering a ‘How to Marry a Millionaire’ bra. Just what every Labour girl needs…

lingerie

Victoria explains that she has “always had a crazy side”, revealing that she can personally vouch the products herself: “I tested clothing from each of my designers. Quality and durability was very important…I love knickers”. Now this is a boob story, HuffPo…


86 Comments

  1. 1
    Terrible But True says:

    Unleash…. The Harperson!

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    At least she is doing something in the private sector…..

  3. 3
    Muhammad al Postalvoter says:

    There goes the religion of piss vote.

    There is a revolting amount of flesh on display. And that’s just in the first picture where she is lying on the bed.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    L.A. Senza Esq says:

    And the problem is??

  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Tits oot for the lads……. but not Harperson’s !!

  7. 7
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    I’m just surprised Labour have someone with some business experience. Thought they were all former SPADs :-P

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s the bloke modelling the “outfits”?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    A Tory council leader shot his wife dead outside their bungalow and then turned the gun on himself, police fear.

    Keith Johnson, 58, and his 44-year-old wife Andrea were discovered by police after neighbours called emergency services just before 3pm.

    Police are not looking for any suspects in relation to the incident in the quiet Compit Hills housing estate in Roughton, near Cromer, Norfolk.

    Nearby neighbour David Stow said he heard a single gunshot on Sunday. ‘At first I didn’t think anything of it,’ he said, ‘But then I saw the police arrive and realised it must be something serious.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241932/Councillor-wife-shot-dead-outside-home-Norfolk-housing-estate.html#ixzz2DzO83Rif
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  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Is that Justine Thornton in the middle picture?

  11. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    As modelled by Chris Bryant and Tom Watson.

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    How can her pants be more ‘ethical’ than say M and S pants?

  13. 13
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Shes joined the right pary Labour are all tits!

  14. 14
    Tachybaptus says:

    She’s got more business experience than Cameron.

  15. 15
    David says:

    Good for her. Sounds like something out of the Code of the Woosters.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t realise some people in council estates can afford Porsche and new model Merc.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    could this be a tory with a conscience?

  18. 18
    smoggie says:

    In the privates sector

  19. 19
    Fishface says:

    Eulily

  20. 20
    person on S London omnibus says:

    so what art you suggesting has been secreted in her drawers?

  21. 21
    Xenophobe says:

    Groulef? Groulef?? Couldn’t get slelected by UKIP eh. I wonder why?

  22. 22
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Only a very sick person would attempt to make political capital out of a such a tragedy. You, at least, obviously have no conscience whatsoever.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    It is sad that even people owning Porsche and new model Merc has to live in council estates. Used to be poor living in council estates how things had changed.

  24. 24
    bergen says:

    I just hope it doesn’t give Chris Bryant ideas….

  25. 25
    Gussy Fink-Nottle says:

    Eulalie, idiot.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I’d give her a pearl necklace.

  27. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is she joining Spode’s Black Shorts?

    It is unlikely that her business model will go tits up.

  28. 28
    Gonk III says:

    Can I have the puppy with the pink nose ?

  29. 29
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Maybe they are made of tin and have a padlock on them.

  30. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What is she doing standing for Labour, given that she is an entrepreneur, has risked her own capital, found a market niche and sells stuff at a profit.

    She will be jolly glad that her site is getting hits from Order-Order’s posters and readers, every little helps.

  31. 31
    Cicciolina The Squeakeress says:

    Cor Guido

    I have set the trend

    Does she sell sheets as well to cover my sagging you know whats?

  32. 32
    Wouldn't mind a threesome with them says:

  33. 33
    One Nation, One G-String says:

  34. 34
    The Green Gay Knicker Party says:

    We love durable fiffingies in Brighton

    Both men and women oin our party wear knickers you know…

  35. 35
    Chris Bryant says:

    I’m starting my own range of underwear. I’m calling them Bryfronts.

  36. 36
    Midget says:

    I’m here. What can I do for you?

    You did say every little helps.

  37. 37
    Akbar Abdullah says:

    Agreed. She should be 6 years old, like our beloved prophet’s wife.

  38. 38
    The Ethical Knicker Party says:

    From Labour List

    “Victoria Groulef – is Group Leader at Wycombe Council and also a member of Labour’s Regional Board. Victoria worked at the BBC, in international development and now runs an ethical business”

    ROFL

    Labour really are scraping the fucking barrel

    It will be sally Ally next…all very “ethical”

  39. 39
    Akbar Abdullah says:

    Death to this infidel! We demand beheadings! We demand forced marriage to 6 years olds! Allahu akbar!

  40. 40
    Rave Party Organiser says:

    Is she a member of the hellfire club as well?

    http://www.hellfirecaves.co.uk/

  41. 41
    Kebab Time says:

    smoggie yous is a very funny guy
    that is propably comment on the day
    i am now a nearlies at 1100 firsts – wisher me luck – i thinkers that the next person propebly only has less than 50 – nobodies will ever catch me!

  42. 42
    Chief Whip says:

    Is that you Squeaker?

  43. 43
    BBC Head of Personnel says:

    Does this Lady do Sado M

  44. 44
    BBC Head of Personnel says:

    Does this Lady do Sado Maso stuff as well?

    We need to spent our allowance before the end of the year…

  45. 45
    Cor says:

    Cor Cor Cor

  46. 46
    Lady Harriet Hairpin of Hereditary Labour says:

    What is the world coming to Guido?

    I have pent my mife trying to get these Liebour wimmin to behave like little men

    And she has a boutique selling “ethical knickers” or was that “knockers”?

  47. 47
    Cant Leave it Alone says:

    Just had a hand shandy !!!!!

  48. 48
    Lady Harriet Hairpin of Hereditary Labour says:

    Porsche owners really should live in Hampstead or Primrose Hill you know

    To keep up with all the Labour barrrow boys made good flogging titles etc

  49. 49
    No Conscience says:

    I don’t care.

  50. 50
    Hillary Clinton says:

    How many more have you killed Bibi?

  51. 51
    Kebab Time says:

    I’ve reached my 10 trillionth post!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    get a room

  53. 53
    Y Fronts says:

    This is unfair competition Guido

    Only Y front boutiques are allowed under Progressively Decadent Labour…

  54. 54
    Jack Nicholson says:

    But are they good enough for Jack Dromey?

  55. 55
    Back passage says:

    If she lets me f.uck her I will vote for her

  56. 56
    Nick.r l.Astic says:

    Surely if you went with them it would be a g string quartet.

  57. 57
    Wayne Rooney says:

    An oldie-but-a-goodie:
    Henry McGee: “She’s called ‘Victoria’– named after the Queen.”
    Benny Hill: “And not all that long after, by the look of her!”

  58. 58
    Pickled WIzard says:

    Prescott had better do some browser history clearing once he has finished his *ahem* ‘research’

  59. 59
    Casual Observer says:

    Much more (d)electable than PC Dave’s cabinet full of gays.

  60. 60
    Pickled WIzard says:

    Is that what paddy is buying you for christmas?

  61. 61
    Synic says:

    Are you going to have her as Chief Whip, Prime Minister-in-Waiting Edward Millicnut?

  62. 62
    Pickled WIzard says:

    Don’t worry – she has kept a special hesian pair with double barbed wire gusset for you harpie, together with your favourite brand of ‘hot pig and turnip’ pubic beard balm.

  63. 63
    Pickled WIzard says:

    or Y backs in bryants local shopping centre

  64. 64
    Gussy Fink-Nottle says:

    Quod erat demonstrandum.

  65. 65
    Lucy Lastik says:

    Is ‘lingerie’ derived from the word ‘linger’ – as in linger longer looking lustily at ladies’ lovely lacy lasticated thingies?

  66. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    She and Sally would get on famously!

  67. 67
    Monkey,s forehead. says:

    I will have to leave the room,Imay be gone for some time.

  68. 68
    Col Nut says:

    Are they greaseproof?

  69. 69
    Old Codger says:

    Bugger! all those links and not a hint of camel toe!

  70. 70
    Angie the Eagle says:

    Woof Woof!

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Could be a hard standing.

  72. 72
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I do hope Victoria gets elected. I will be more than happy to sponsor her and help her settle in to the House. Boaz.

  73. 73
    One of the Wrist says:

    I’ve gone blind.

  74. 74
    Fish Face you Cunt says:

    Look in the mirror

  75. 75
    Chris Bryant's a Cunt says:

    So you can wear them back to front and take large members up the jacksi.

  76. 76
    Master Bates with Hard Member in Hand says:

    Me just had a foaming handy shandy and it’s running down me legs!

  77. 77
    I know a politician is being economical with the truth when his lips move says:

    Just be glad it wasn’t Ms Widdecombe

  78. 78
    The Long Dark Knight Of The Shires says:

    Furthermore Victoria Groulef is an anagram of “Lugubrious Victim”.

  79. 79
    Sid from Harlesden says:

    I’ve just extracted a very large bogey from my left nostril.

  80. 80
    The Distributor Of Reality says:

    No, you’ll have to make do with this rotting cabbage.

  81. 81
    What They Used To Have When They Didn't Have Wit says:

    And more clothing than Stephen Gough.

  82. 82
    Sadistra The Bitch says:

    Don’t worry boys the girls and I will have a whip round for if she doesn’t win. *wink*

  83. 83
    Private citizen says:

    This is not a story. Adults like sex.

  84. 84
    Jack the Lad says:

    *ucking Champion! Gets my vote.

  85. 85
    Jack and Jack's Brother says:

    ‘Just be glad it’s not Ms Widdecombe. We are!

  86. 86
    keredybretsa says:

    Another droolworthy in-waiting.


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