December 3rd, 2012

Victoria’s Secret
Labour Candidate’s Lolita Lingerie Business

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Labour’s newly chosen candidate for Reading West has a saucy secret. By day she pounds the streets with her red rosette, but by night Victoria Groulef runs Saumarez Lingerie Boutique, a racy fair trade business that “believes that women should be able to wear beautiful luxurious lingerie with a clear conscience”. Among the most popular ‘ethical’ items on sale are her ‘Mio Lolita garter tank’, her ‘Shock Me body cage garter belt’ and her ‘Black Lashes thong’. Victoria’s ‘Forever Blue’ bridal garter could be cause for concern for Ed, though she is offering a ‘How to Marry a Millionaire’ bra. Just what every Labour girl needs…

lingerie

Victoria explains that she has “always had a crazy side”, revealing that she can personally vouch the products herself: “I tested clothing from each of my designers. Quality and durability was very important…I love knickers”. Now this is a boob story, HuffPo…


86 Comments

  1. 1
    Terrible But True says:

    Unleash…. The Harperson!

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  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    At least she is doing something in the private sector…..

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  3. 3
    Muhammad al Postalvoter says:

    There goes the religion of piss vote.

    There is a revolting amount of flesh on display. And that’s just in the first picture where she is lying on the bed.

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  5. 5
    L.A. Senza Esq says:

    And the problem is??

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  6. 7
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    I’m just surprised Labour have someone with some business experience. Thought they were all former SPADs :-P

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  7. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Is that Justine Thornton in the middle picture?

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  8. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    As modelled by Chris Bryant and Tom Watson.

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  9. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    How can her pants be more ‘ethical’ than say M and S pants?

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  10. 13
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Shes joined the right pary Labour are all tits!

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  11. 14
    Tachybaptus says:

    She’s got more business experience than Cameron.

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  12. 15
    David says:

    Good for her. Sounds like something out of the Code of the Woosters.

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  13. 20
    person on S London omnibus says:

    so what art you suggesting has been secreted in her drawers?

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  14. 21
    Xenophobe says:

    Groulef? Groulef?? Couldn’t get slelected by UKIP eh. I wonder why?

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  15. 24
    bergen says:

    I just hope it doesn’t give Chris Bryant ideas….

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  16. 28
    Gonk III says:

    Can I have the puppy with the pink nose ?

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  17. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What is she doing standing for Labour, given that she is an entrepreneur, has risked her own capital, found a market niche and sells stuff at a profit.

    She will be jolly glad that her site is getting hits from Order-Order’s posters and readers, every little helps.

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  18. 31
    Cicciolina The Squeakeress says:

    Cor Guido

    I have set the trend

    Does she sell sheets as well to cover my sagging you know whats?

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  19. 32
    Wouldn't mind a threesome with them says:

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  20. 33
    One Nation, One G-String says:

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  21. 34
    The Green Gay Knicker Party says:

    We love durable fiffingies in Brighton

    Both men and women oin our party wear knickers you know…

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  22. 38
    The Ethical Knicker Party says:

    From Labour List

    “Victoria Groulef – is Group Leader at Wycombe Council and also a member of Labour’s Regional Board. Victoria worked at the BBC, in international development and now runs an ethical business”

    ROFL

    Labour really are scraping the fucking barrel

    It will be sally Ally next…all very “ethical”

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  23. 39
    Akbar Abdullah says:

    Death to this infidel! We demand beheadings! We demand forced marriage to 6 years olds! Allahu akbar!

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  24. 43
    BBC Head of Personnel says:

    Does this Lady do Sado M

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  25. 44
    BBC Head of Personnel says:

    Does this Lady do Sado Maso stuff as well?

    We need to spent our allowance before the end of the year…

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  26. 46
    Lady Harriet Hairpin of Hereditary Labour says:

    What is the world coming to Guido?

    I have pent my mife trying to get these Liebour wimmin to behave like little men

    And she has a boutique selling “ethical knickers” or was that “knockers”?

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      Pickled WIzard says:

      Don’t worry – she has kept a special hesian pair with double barbed wire gusset for you harpie, together with your favourite brand of ‘hot pig and turnip’ pubic beard balm.

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  27. 51
    Kebab Time says:

    I’ve reached my 10 trillionth post!

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  28. 53
    Y Fronts says:

    This is unfair competition Guido

    Only Y front boutiques are allowed under Progressively Decadent Labour…

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  29. 57
    Wayne Rooney says:

    An oldie-but-a-goodie:
    Henry McGee: “She’s called ‘Victoria’– named after the Queen.”
    Benny Hill: “And not all that long after, by the look of her!”

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  30. 58
    Casual Observer says:

    Much more (d)electable than PC Dave’s cabinet full of gays.

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  31. 61
    Synic says:

    Are you going to have her as Chief Whip, Prime Minister-in-Waiting Edward Millicnut?

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  32. 65
    Lucy Lastik says:

    Is ‘lingerie’ derived from the word ‘linger’ – as in linger longer looking lustily at ladies’ lovely lacy lasticated thingies?

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  33. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    She and Sally would get on famously!

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  34. 67
    Monkey,s forehead. says:

    I will have to leave the room,Imay be gone for some time.

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  35. 69
    Old Codger says:

    Bugger! all those links and not a hint of camel toe!

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  36. 70
    Angie the Eagle says:

    Woof Woof!

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  37. 77
    I know a politician is being economical with the truth when his lips move says:

    Just be glad it wasn’t Ms Widdecombe

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  38. 78
    The Long Dark Knight Of The Shires says:

    Furthermore Victoria Groulef is an anagram of “Lugubrious Victim”.

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  39. 82
    Sadistra The Bitch says:

    Don’t worry boys the girls and I will have a whip round for if she doesn’t win. *wink*

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  40. 83
    Private citizen says:

    This is not a story. Adults like sex.

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  41. 84
    Jack the Lad says:

    *ucking Champion! Gets my vote.

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  42. 86
    keredybretsa says:

    Another droolworthy in-waiting.

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