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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
and congrats to her and William, but at the same time get well soon as she seems to have acute morning sickness.
Yeah, they probably found out by listening to her voicemail…
what a nice piece of news for a change …if true
Do we know who the happy father is yet?
prepare for ginger hair…. We need shooting we do….
Someone who gets turned on by watching the Paralympics.
HUEY!
What do you want Katie bach? : )
Ralph? Never heard of him Kate …
Good for them happy for them as it always nice to see young couples doing well,
However sadly its not the same for most couples struggling to make ends meet and/or keep their children warm this winter.
As per, the normal crop of idiotic sycophantic royal luvvies prattling on how wonderful it all is…
Kate must be on a par with the Virgin Mary to listen to all the cobblers spouted in the meeja.
Wake up!
A very large proportion of the UK don’t give a shit (Grannies excluded).
Perhaps this will help her A cups swell up to B cups
Even so the kid will go hungry unless its wet-nursed.
You a batchelor by any chance?
Certainly.
Don t belive in the need for women not to shave and to menstruate instead …
Instead of menstruating once. A Month why don t they masturbate once a month like us chaps …
You can mop it up with a tissue in seconds as opposed to a two. Day
Tampon production line ….
Bachelor (except for the Batchelor’s fine soups).
strange things happen in preganancy, as raquel welsh said, but she was a teenager though when she started popping them out, when she said “the equipement up top has arrived”
first
Better luck next time. Especially galling that there are TWO firsts in this thread!
That’s some spooky mutherfukin shit right there!
who gives a f,,k!
Hopefully it was William
You never know with these f…..s!
At least it wasn’t Savile.
Is it Harry’s?
No, but it might be Guido’s (boom-tish)!
Have they said who the father is?
It wasn’t me – cruel to inflict pregnancy on another anorexic
strange world when the rich are skinny.
Who? What? Errrrrrrr.
Brenda will be pleased.
or amused like her great great great granny…wasn’t.
Do they divide what they already get an extra way, or is that one more royal mouth for us to feed?
My sentiments exactly.
That council house on the Mall surely has enough room for these State spongers.
why do we feed them. why do they rely on charity.
Would you really have wanted President Blair and First Lady Slotgob?
H.M. The Queen has done an excellent job in preventing the slimy lying self-serving politicians from becoming Head of State.
as the royal world is so secret, it is not possible to know which is worst.
we know tbliar.
we do not know the queen.
Which must be why she signed away her sovereignty (and , more importantly, ours) to become just another serf of the EU machine
…..or President Kinnock. (Just another pension to me, Boyo!).
The latter
Oh Dear!
More socialist lies about history. One would have thought that with their past behaviour in power they would have the decency to be quiet at least until the damage had been repaired.
Yet now they want to attack a baby yet to be born rather than wish the parents well.
Prince Charles pays more than enough corporation tax compared to socialist companies if they are that worried.
ppl hate the royalty.
like star.bucks royalty does not contribute.
how much state.bucks does businessman charles get as aid from our taxes? if the poor of india will not get aid from us, then why should the rich of this country.
Osborne will be furious,an announcement on Wednesday,good day to bury bad news
Phillipa will be bust with a new book now too.
D you like the smell of Benzol?
I prefer. 3 in one oil. Myself …
They used to say it was bleak in Sunderland and then Vic Halom arrived !
Its even worse now with Oneill
Another mouth we will be expected to feed .
All it needs is for ten percent of impressionable teenage girls to follow this lead and UK PLC will be in Carey Street in no time .
Absolutely terrible news.
Never mind . Worse things happen at sea .
Indeed. It sounds as if sea-men is to blame.
Call it Autumn-Mist if it’s a girl, and Autumn-Mist if it’s a boy.
What about scotch mist if it happens to. Be born in the trossachs on their way to balmoral …
They are a married couple!
We all take our chance in life and may need help from time to time. Comparing that situation with unattached females is a bit of a stretch?
Yes. Things would be so much better if I were to be elected President.
They could Zuma to the top…
I am pleased for them. Still not keen on 99.9% of the Royals but she is a top bird.
Yeah.
But the sister’s. the. one with the arse on ‘er…
Iain Duncan Smith has written to St James Palace reminding the royal couple that they are only allowed two kids on state support
Those might be the regulations today but will they still be enforce at the end of this week ?
The country is simply not working enough to justify the present largesse .
Since when. Was the de Kirchener. Dynasty. Subsumed. From its argie roots into the albionic petfidy of the Kitchener clan ?
Did the dagoes change sides ??
They both come from wealthy families who are careful with their money. They seem to be a sensible couple who will do well for the UK and it’s workers. I do not see them as being a drag on our resources; more of a lucrative investment, as the family in the past has proved to be..
we do not know anything about the royal family and its use of our money.
workers of the UK, are the monarchi employees of the state?
what are their wages?
Ask Mr Carney, the new (Goldilocks) board member.
That rules out a visit to the Republic of Ireland in the next 9 months.
Bad news for the republican & left wing nutters, but good news for the rest of us.
+1
Im neither a republican or a left wing nutter,why is it good news pray?
‘Cos it upsets you!
Padraig pearse. Says :
I m to be hanged tomorrow. Morn in the flinty early cold of Kilmainham jail courtyard.
And all. You lot care about is some royal sprog who has nt even been born yet. !!
Priorities !!!
One in, one out. C’est la vie, just like at the petrol station.
Who cares what Clegg spout’s about equality of the first born!! Him and his party are finished there ain’t no way back and he bloody well know’s it ….BUGGER OFF and take that prat Hume with you.
Good point, son.
congratulations to the happy couple, some goods news for the country
Is that the Shakespearean pun for ‘country’ m’lord?
Donne’s pun
It seems an extreme way to stop those ‘Isn’t Time Kate Needs to Put on Some Weight’ stories in The Daily Wail.
Yeah right.
She could have just pigged out on. Steak. Bakes ..
Much less hassle and they take much less than nine months to go through your system
Lot less. Hassle all. Round .
What wonderful news, warmest congratulations to dear William and Kate!
Okay, now will Charles and that woman who will never be my queen stand aside for William and Kate to become our next King?
Come on, Charles, you and that woman will look ridiculous hobbling up the steps at Westminster in your 80s or 90s. We need a young, much loved King and Queen to rejuvenate Britain.
You know very little of these people if you think that charles will stand down or that he will insist the camilla is crowned his queen
Wrong babe.
We don’t need a king, a queen, or any flummery poppinjay.
Exactly I was replying to the proposition of Aunty Flo
What the country needs is a good kick up the backside .
You ignorant oaf!
Will. Cammy still require carlo to act as her personal tampon. When she is 90
Or will. She be done with all that by then ??
Does this mean an extra bank holiday next summer ?
But if next year you are one of the five million unemployed you will not be able to benefit from the extra day off .
Better to get the Employment exchange to give all their clients a special unemployment mug to commemorate the birth .
You get a nice line in earthenware seconds in Stoke on Trent .
Much cheaper and nicer than giving everyone cash .
Thenks mate, but I think we/you already have enough mugs to go round. Roughly 60 millionish at the last count.
I bet the feminists and Clegg of the LibDumbs are hoping (I nearly said praying then and that would never do) that the child is female.
Yes, the country could do with another QE1 or Victoria to knock a few heads together.
Am I the only person who came here to find out WHICH Kate?
I thought perhaps Moss.
I would give it a go
Or even Price ?
In the words of the song:
Katey, beautiful Katey, I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.
Guglit if your are not old enough to remember the good old days.
Admitted for morning sickness……… How to make the plebs hate you on a ‘good news’ story.
>>>>SEVERE<<<< morning sickness.
That’s what a lot of readers here get every Sunday morning (maybe while reading our host’s favourite newspaper!)
Binge bonking. Increase the price to £10 per inch.
Non-royal mums-to-be also go into hospital for this problem if suffering from a particularly bad case.
One has slipped one one what !
.
Another sponger for the tax payer to feed
The Royal Family don’t cost us as much as all the benefit bandits Liebore let in..
Good shootin’ son. The air force is proud of you.
‘And may their first child be a masculine child’
Don corleone says :
You know luca …. You express a very caring. Sentiment and you have been my loyal fixer for the best part of sixty years through all the. family battles.
But you say that one more time on the set of this film and i swear i ll get al pacino to stick a horse s head down your throat …..
who bows to whom, given that the new one will have royal blood and kate does not.
does it mean that kate will curtsy to the child.
a wierd world. and our life enhancing money is spent on this.
No.
All irrespective-of rank or birthright will bow deferentially towards pippa s rear end which will be declared the new deity and eternal leader of a totally restructurevd royal household .
Should go down well in the colonies …
Buttock fixation can lead to blindness…. Tally Ho!
About time this was announced. I knew weeks ago, but was AHEM!, told to keep my gob shut by Wills.
Song for them both, and it is nice to see Wills is not a jaffa, seedless, and fires blanks. Sweat over establishment.
Swans supporter Kate – oh come on Kate – you know it makes sense. Fuck Wills with his Chelski/Man Utopian/Arse breath – be different matie bach.
And by the way, it is going to be a daughter, could even be twin daughters – I have been told, by my old celt old brit druidic above, from my bones, and will be as good as Wills grandma, I can see it now, like her in the white here, seeing what Marge queenies sister got, ahem!, up to in the 1950′s, the sort….
oh bollocks, corrupted, what was that first song, search again,
AH YES, this,
It is a good job for her she was not visiting the Rhondda last weekend
The Rhonddda, heard it’s back, but yes it took a while to get manpower on the restoring job – heard they were down Rhondda Jobcentre asking who had any experience in water – all shoved their hands up, even from wheelchairs….
Fucking water companies, ey pal?
It’s also a good job that the childs grandad-to-be’s friend Jimmy is now sadly departed.
Awesome news.
Is it morally right though for the BBC to be covering this given their recent issues ?
morally right?
do the BBC have any morals left?
If they follow the likes of Beckham, I should imagine Tuvalu will be top of the names list!
Hey prof, Funafuti is the capital. Nice little place and easier to say than Kiribati just up the road and pronounced “Kiribass” – bit like a fish.
By the way, what is the correct pronunciation? We say Tuvaaaalu, but the Aussies say Tuvalooooo. Not dissimilar twixt Subaru and Subaru.
Isn’t life complicated? Bandits at eleven…Tally Ho!
Kate Preggers
So!
I had a dump this morning. It was a 6 lb 2 oz boy. Oh boy.
sorry folks, it’s a girl
REMEMBERE THAT! could be two of them – ok, so i have let it out. Who get’so ut first is future queenie – bets on!
bets on who will come out first, that will be our future queenie… the one on the left, or the one on the right : )
or the libdumb in the middle…
Ahm so pleased, ah carnt get over it, arm so ‘appy, arm going up to ve paliss and standin’ there al night, so good to have summink niyce to fink abaht innit, licke baybee, all ve narsty stuff s’appennin in a world an orl vat. belss her she’s a luvvly gel.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/england-expects.html
Have some Madeira, m’dear….?
Virgo future queen, with your slightly younger sister,
come play with us, genetic revolution.
Look around what you want to find, around yourself,
without inside warped closed evolution.
Boy of mine I am working on, just born, for you capricorn,
taurian then, fine lines of astral planes.
Look in each others eyes, look away and see non above,
at people abound, with your understands.
Song for Vicky the second, I’ll be there, lick lick, for my two hundreth telegram, in 2162.
By the way Daily Mail – yes, it is twins, identical – first one out has the future job! : )
And heard Daily mail the first one is going to be called Victoria, and the second out Elizabeth. Yes Daily Mail, come in your panities – Vicky and Lizzy!
Glad its not kate mccann
I’m available for babysitter duties
since things have died down here Guido, song from Wales for Katie fach – she will always be a duchess to us.
Share with friends, but make sure are they are condusive for such humour though, Guido – no soap operaing I want after i post this right? It’s Katie’s favorite old show after all,
More tea Archbishop of Canterbury?