December 3rd, 2012

+ + + Kate Preggers + + +

Turns out the Mail were right all along…


  1. 1

    and congrats to her and William, but at the same time get well soon as she seems to have acute morning sickness.

    • 13
      spanows says:

      Yeah, they probably found out by listening to her voicemail…

    • 16
      what a gig says:

      what a nice piece of news for a change …if true

    • 63
      Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:


      What do you want Katie bach? : )

      Ralph? Never heard of him Kate …

    • 127
      Taxfodder says:

      Good for them happy for them as it always nice to see young couples doing well,

      However sadly its not the same for most couples struggling to make ends meet and/or keep their children warm this winter.

      As per, the normal crop of idiotic sycophantic royal luvvies prattling on how wonderful it all is…

      Kate must be on a par with the Virgin Mary to listen to all the cobblers spouted in the meeja.

      Wake up!

      A very large proportion of the UK don’t give a shit (Grannies excluded).

  2. 1
    Selohesra says:

    Perhaps this will help her A cups swell up to B cups :)

    • 21
      A Pensioner says:

      Even so the kid will go hungry unless its wet-nursed.

      • 36
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        You a batchelor by any chance?

        • 68
          The savant8.5 says:


          Don t belive in the need for women not to shave and to menstruate instead …

          Instead of menstruating once. A Month why don t they masturbate once a month like us chaps …

          You can mop it up with a tissue in seconds as opposed to a two. Day

          Tampon production line ….

        • 100
          Observer says:

          Bachelor (except for the Batchelor’s fine soups).

    • 93
      Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

      strange things happen in preganancy, as raquel welsh said, but she was a teenager though when she started popping them out, when she said “the equipement up top has arrived”

  3. 3
    Gangam says:


  4. 4
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    who gives a f,,k!

  5. 5
    Captain Black says:

    Is it Harry’s?

  6. 6
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Have they said who the father is?

  7. 8
    A republican says:

    Who? What? Errrrrrrr.

  8. 9
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Brenda will be pleased.

  9. 10
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Do they divide what they already get an extra way, or is that one more royal mouth for us to feed?

    • 22
      WoW Some bint is up the duff says:

      My sentiments exactly.

      That council house on the Mall surely has enough room for these State spongers.

      • 43
        Anonymous says:

        why do we feed them. why do they rely on charity.

      • 98
        Synic says:

        Would you really have wanted President Blair and First Lady Slotgob?

        H.M. The Queen has done an excellent job in preventing the slimy lying self-serving politicians from becoming Head of State.

        • 105
          Anonymous says:

          as the royal world is so secret, it is not possible to know which is worst.
          we know tbliar.
          we do not know the queen.

        • 109
          How y'all doin' now? says:

          Which must be why she signed away her sovereignty (and , more importantly, ours) to become just another serf of the EU machine

        • 126
          SarumSea says:

          …..or President Kinnock. (Just another pension to me, Boyo!).

    • 72
      The savant8.5 says:

      The latter

      • 90
        Jim says:

        Oh Dear!
        More socialist lies about history. One would have thought that with their past behaviour in power they would have the decency to be quiet at least until the damage had been repaired.
        Yet now they want to attack a baby yet to be born rather than wish the parents well.
        Prince Charles pays more than enough corporation tax compared to socialist companies if they are that worried.

        • 106
          Anonymous says:

          ppl hate the royalty.
          like star.bucks royalty does not contribute.

          how much state.bucks does businessman charles get as aid from our taxes? if the poor of india will not get aid from us, then why should the rich of this country.

  10. 12
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Osborne will be furious,an announcement on Wednesday,good day to bury bad news

  11. 14
    Nige says:

    Another mouth we will be expected to feed .

    • 15
      Lost in Clacton says:

      All it needs is for ten percent of impressionable teenage girls to follow this lead and UK PLC will be in Carey Street in no time .

      • 17
        Andy Pandy says:

        Absolutely terrible news.

      • 24
        Advisor to the Highest Peers in the land (with their pots atop their wardrobes) says:

        Call it Autumn-Mist if it’s a girl, and Autumn-Mist if it’s a boy.

        • 75
          The savant8.5 says:

          What about scotch mist if it happens to. Be born in the trossachs on their way to balmoral …

      • 92
        Jim says:

        They are a married couple!
        We all take our chance in life and may need help from time to time. Comparing that situation with unattached females is a bit of a stretch?

    • 55
      Blair, Brown, Obama, Bush, Clinton, the fellow who collapsed while jogging, Mugabe, etc. etc. etc. says:

      Yes. Things would be so much better if I were to be elected President.

  12. 18
    Deep Froat says:

    I am pleased for them. Still not keen on 99.9% of the Royals but she is a top bird.

  13. 19
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Iain Duncan Smith has written to St James Palace reminding the royal couple that they are only allowed two kids on state support

    • 25
      christine Kitchener of 5 Malivina Terrace Slough says:

      Those might be the regulations today but will they still be enforce at the end of this week ?

      The country is simply not working enough to justify the present largesse .

      • 77
        The savant8.5 says:

        Since when. Was the de Kirchener. Dynasty. Subsumed. From its argie roots into the albionic petfidy of the Kitchener clan ?

        Did the dagoes change sides ??

    • 94
      Jim says:

      They both come from wealthy families who are careful with their money. They seem to be a sensible couple who will do well for the UK and it’s workers. I do not see them as being a drag on our resources; more of a lucrative investment, as the family in the past has proved to be..

      • 107
        Anonymous says:

        we do not know anything about the royal family and its use of our money.
        workers of the UK, are the monarchi employees of the state?
        what are their wages?

  14. 26
    mother and baby killers says:

    That rules out a visit to the Republic of Ireland in the next 9 months.

  15. 28
    Innocence says:

    Bad news for the republican & left wing nutters, but good news for the rest of us.

    • 30
      Red Egg Millitit..... says:


      • 33
        its bleak in sunderland says:

        Im neither a republican or a left wing nutter,why is it good news pray?

        • 46
          Perse O'Nally says:

          ‘Cos it upsets you!

          • The savant8.5 says:

            Padraig pearse. Says :

            I m to be hanged tomorrow. Morn in the flinty early cold of Kilmainham jail courtyard.

            And all. You lot care about is some royal sprog who has nt even been born yet. !!

            Priorities !!!

          • Seth Afrikaaner says:

            One in, one out. C’est la vie, just like at the petrol station.

    • 96
      Anonymous says:

      Who cares what Clegg spout’s about equality of the first born!! Him and his party are finished there ain’t no way back and he bloody well know’s it ….BUGGER OFF and take that prat Hume with you.

  16. 31
    Anonymous says:

    congratulations to the happy couple, some goods news for the country

  17. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It seems an extreme way to stop those ‘Isn’t Time Kate Needs to Put on Some Weight’ stories in The Daily Wail.

    • 79
      The savant8.5 says:

      Yeah right.

      She could have just pigged out on. Steak. Bakes ..

      Much less hassle and they take much less than nine months to go through your system

      Lot less. Hassle all. Round .

  18. 34
    Auntie Flo' says:

    What wonderful news, warmest congratulations to dear William and Kate!

    Okay, now will Charles and that woman who will never be my queen stand aside for William and Kate to become our next King?

    Come on, Charles, you and that woman will look ridiculous hobbling up the steps at Westminster in your 80s or 90s. We need a young, much loved King and Queen to rejuvenate Britain.

  19. 41
    SFG says:

    Does this mean an extra bank holiday next summer ?

    • 47
      I try to avoid dodgy bergers if I can says:

      But if next year you are one of the five million unemployed you will not be able to benefit from the extra day off .

      Better to get the Employment exchange to give all their clients a special unemployment mug to commemorate the birth .

      You get a nice line in earthenware seconds in Stoke on Trent .

      Much cheaper and nicer than giving everyone cash .

      • 115
        Seth Afrikaaner says:

        Thenks mate, but I think we/you already have enough mugs to go round. Roughly 60 millionish at the last count.

  20. 42
    HenryV says:

    I bet the feminists and Clegg of the LibDumbs are hoping (I nearly said praying then and that would never do) that the child is female.

    • 116
      Seth Afrikaaner says:

      Yes, the country could do with another QE1 or Victoria to knock a few heads together.

  21. 44
    Steve P says:

    Am I the only person who came here to find out WHICH Kate?

    I thought perhaps Moss.

  22. 45
    Tooth fairy says:

    Admitted for morning sickness……… How to make the plebs hate you on a ‘good news’ story.

  23. 49
    BALDY WALES says:

    One has slipped one one what !

    Another sponger for the tax payer to feed

  24. 50
    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘And may their first child be a masculine child’

    • 81
      The savant8.5 says:

      Don corleone says :

      You know luca …. You express a very caring. Sentiment and you have been my loyal fixer for the best part of sixty years through all the. family battles.

      But you say that one more time on the set of this film and i swear i ll get al pacino to stick a horse s head down your throat …..

  25. 52
    Anonymous says:

    who bows to whom, given that the new one will have royal blood and kate does not.

    does it mean that kate will curtsy to the child.
    a wierd world. and our life enhancing money is spent on this.

    • 82
      The savant8.5 says:


      All irrespective-of rank or birthright will bow deferentially towards pippa s rear end which will be declared the new deity and eternal leader of a totally restructurevd royal household .

      Should go down well in the colonies …

  26. 56
    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    About time this was announced. I knew weeks ago, but was AHEM!, told to keep my gob shut by Wills.

    Song for them both, and it is nice to see Wills is not a jaffa, seedless, and fires blanks. Sweat over establishment.

    Swans supporter Kate – oh come on Kate – you know it makes sense. Fuck Wills with his Chelski/Man Utopian/Arse breath – be different matie bach.

    And by the way, it is going to be a daughter, could even be twin daughters – I have been told, by my old celt old brit druidic above, from my bones, and will be as good as Wills grandma, I can see it now, like her in the white here, seeing what Marge queenies sister got, ahem!, up to in the 1950′s, the sort….

    • 61
      Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

      oh bollocks, corrupted, what was that first song, search again,

      AH YES, this,

  27. 57
    three days and three nights with no running water in The Rhondda says:

    It is a good job for her she was not visiting the Rhondda last weekend

    • 62
      Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

      The Rhonddda, heard it’s back, but yes it took a while to get manpower on the restoring job – heard they were down Rhondda Jobcentre asking who had any experience in water – all shoved their hands up, even from wheelchairs….

      Fucking water companies, ey pal?

    • 87
      $aville wotcha says:

      It’s also a good job that the childs grandad-to-be’s friend Jimmy is now sadly departed.

  28. 60
    Interested Public says:

    Awesome news.

    Is it morally right though for the BBC to be covering this given their recent issues ?

  29. 69
    Professor says:

    If they follow the likes of Beckham, I should imagine Tuvalu will be top of the names list!

    • 121
      WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

      Hey prof, Funafuti is the capital. Nice little place and easier to say than Kiribati just up the road and pronounced “Kiribass” – bit like a fish.

      By the way, what is the correct pronunciation? We say Tuvaaaalu, but the Aussies say Tuvalooooo. Not dissimilar twixt Subaru and Subaru.

      Isn’t life complicated? Bandits at eleven…Tally Ho!

  30. 83
    Yeah woteva says:

    Kate Preggers


  31. 84
    HRH Gordon says:

    I had a dump this morning. It was a 6 lb 2 oz boy. Oh boy.

    • 89
      Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

      sorry folks, it’s a girl

      REMEMBERE THAT! could be two of them – ok, so i have let it out. Who get’so ut first is future queenie – bets on!

      • 91
        Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

        bets on who will come out first, that will be our future queenie… the one on the left, or the one on the right : )

  32. 85
    ProlePleb says:

    Ahm so pleased, ah carnt get over it, arm so ‘appy, arm going up to ve paliss and standin’ there al night, so good to have summink niyce to fink abaht innit, licke baybee, all ve narsty stuff s’appennin in a world an orl vat. belss her she’s a luvvly gel.

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    Virgo future queen, with your slightly younger sister,
    come play with us, genetic revolution.
    Look around what you want to find, around yourself,
    without inside warped closed evolution.

    Boy of mine I am working on, just born, for you capricorn,
    taurian then, fine lines of astral planes.
    Look in each others eyes, look away and see non above,
    at people abound, with your understands.

    Song for Vicky the second, I’ll be there, lick lick, for my two hundreth telegram, in 2162.

  35. 97
    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    By the way Daily Mail – yes, it is twins, identical – first one out has the future job! : )

    And heard Daily mail the first one is going to be called Victoria, and the second out Elizabeth. Yes Daily Mail, come in your panities – Vicky and Lizzy!

  36. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Glad its not kate mccann

  37. 103
    Jimmy Savile's caravan tow says:

    I’m available for babysitter duties

  38. 128
    Slugged her with me lead pipe in the library says:

    since things have died down here Guido, song from Wales for Katie fach – she will always be a duchess to us.

    Share with friends, but make sure are they are condusive for such humour though, Guido – no soap operaing I want after i post this right? It’s Katie’s favorite old show after all,

    More tea Archbishop of Canterbury?

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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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