December 3rd, 2012

+ + + Kate Preggers + + +


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    and congrats to her and William, but at the same time get well soon as she seems to have acute morning sickness.

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    Selohesra says:

    Perhaps this will help her A cups swell up to B cups :)

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    Gangam says:


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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    who gives a f,,k!

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    Captain Black says:

    Is it Harry’s?

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Have they said who the father is?

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    Selohesra says:

    Hopefully it was William

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    A republican says:

    Who? What? Errrrrrrr.

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Brenda will be pleased.

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Do they divide what they already get an extra way, or is that one more royal mouth for us to feed?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    You never know with these f…..s!

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Osborne will be furious,an announcement on Wednesday,good day to bury bad news

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    spanows says:

    Yeah, they probably found out by listening to her voicemail…

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    Nige says:

    Another mouth we will be expected to feed .

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    All it needs is for ten percent of impressionable teenage girls to follow this lead and UK PLC will be in Carey Street in no time .

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    what a gig says:

    what a nice piece of news for a change …if true

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    Andy Pandy says:

    Absolutely terrible news.

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    Deep Froat says:

    I am pleased for them. Still not keen on 99.9% of the Royals but she is a top bird.

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    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Iain Duncan Smith has written to St James Palace reminding the royal couple that they are only allowed two kids on state support

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    Why have they not arrested Vaz says:

    Never mind . Worse things happen at sea .

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    A Pensioner says:

    Even so the kid will go hungry unless its wet-nursed.

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    WoW Some bint is up the duff says:

    My sentiments exactly.

    That council house on the Mall surely has enough room for these State spongers.

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    Oliver Hoare says:

    It wasn’t me – cruel to inflict pregnancy on another anorexic

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    Advisor to the Highest Peers in the land (with their pots atop their wardrobes) says:

    Call it Autumn-Mist if it’s a girl, and Autumn-Mist if it’s a boy.

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    christine Kitchener of 5 Malivina Terrace Slough says:

    Those might be the regulations today but will they still be enforce at the end of this week ?

    The country is simply not working enough to justify the present largesse .

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    mother and baby killers says:

    That rules out a visit to the Republic of Ireland in the next 9 months.

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    28 weeks says:

    Indeed. It sounds as if sea-men is to blame.

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    She is only an Air-hostesses daughter but .... says:

    Phillipa will be bust with a new book now too.

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    Innocence says:

    Bad news for the republican & left wing nutters, but good news for the rest of us.

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:


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    Anonymous says:

    congratulations to the happy couple, some goods news for the country

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    It seems an extreme way to stop those ‘Isn’t Time Kate Needs to Put on Some Weight’ stories in The Daily Wail.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Im neither a republican or a left wing nutter,why is it good news pray?

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    What wonderful news, warmest congratulations to dear William and Kate!

    Okay, now will Charles and that woman who will never be my queen stand aside for William and Kate to become our next King?

    Come on, Charles, you and that woman will look ridiculous hobbling up the steps at Westminster in your 80s or 90s. We need a young, much loved King and Queen to rejuvenate Britain.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    D you like the smell of Benzol?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You a batchelor by any chance?

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    Can't be arsed with this says:

    Is that the Shakespearean pun for ‘country’ m’lord?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    You know very little of these people if you think that charles will stand down or that he will insist the camilla is crowned his queen

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    Bun in the oven, so what says:

    Wrong babe.

    We don’t need a king, a queen, or any flummery poppinjay.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Exactly I was replying to the proposition of Aunty Flo

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    SFG says:

    Does this mean an extra bank holiday next summer ?

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    HenryV says:

    I bet the feminists and Clegg of the LibDumbs are hoping (I nearly said praying then and that would never do) that the child is female.

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    Anonymous says:

    why do we feed them. why do they rely on charity.

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    Steve P says:

    Am I the only person who came here to find out WHICH Kate?

    I thought perhaps Moss.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Admitted for morning sickness……… How to make the plebs hate you on a ‘good news’ story.

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    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘Cos it upsets you!

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    I try to avoid dodgy bergers if I can says:

    But if next year you are one of the five million unemployed you will not be able to benefit from the extra day off .

    Better to get the Employment exchange to give all their clients a special unemployment mug to commemorate the birth .

    You get a nice line in earthenware seconds in Stoke on Trent .

    Much cheaper and nicer than giving everyone cash .

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I would give it a go

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    BALDY WALES says:

    One has slipped one one what !

    Another sponger for the tax payer to feed

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    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘And may their first child be a masculine child’

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    BALDY WALES says:

    Or even Price ?

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    Anonymous says:

    who bows to whom, given that the new one will have royal blood and kate does not.

    does it mean that kate will curtsy to the child.
    a wierd world. and our life enhancing money is spent on this.

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    Anonymous says:

    What the country needs is a good kick up the backside .

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    Better luck next time. Especially galling that there are TWO firsts in this thread!

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    Blair, Brown, Obama, Bush, Clinton, the fellow who collapsed while jogging, Mugabe, etc. etc. etc. says:

    Yes. Things would be so much better if I were to be elected President.

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    About time this was announced. I knew weeks ago, but was AHEM!, told to keep my gob shut by Wills.

    Song for them both, and it is nice to see Wills is not a jaffa, seedless, and fires blanks. Sweat over establishment.

    Swans supporter Kate – oh come on Kate – you know it makes sense. Fuck Wills with his Chelski/Man Utopian/Arse breath – be different matie bach.

    And by the way, it is going to be a daughter, could even be twin daughters – I have been told, by my old celt old brit druidic above, from my bones, and will be as good as Wills grandma, I can see it now, like her in the white here, seeing what Marge queenies sister got, ahem!, up to in the 1950’s, the sort….

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    three days and three nights with no running water in The Rhondda says:

    It is a good job for her she was not visiting the Rhondda last weekend

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    Anonymous says:

    Do we know who the happy father is yet?

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    Basil Jopling says:

    They used to say it was bleak in Sunderland and then Vic Halom arrived !

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    Interested Public says:

    Awesome news.

    Is it morally right though for the BBC to be covering this given their recent issues ?

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    oh bollocks, corrupted, what was that first song, search again,

    AH YES, this,

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    The Rhonddda, heard it’s back, but yes it took a while to get manpower on the restoring job – heard they were down Rhondda Jobcentre asking who had any experience in water – all shoved their hands up, even from wheelchairs….

    Fucking water companies, ey pal?

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:


    What do you want Katie bach? : )

    Ralph? Never heard of him Kate …

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    prepare for ginger hair…. We need shooting we do….

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    DeShawn LeRoy says:

    That’s some spooky mutherfukin shit right there!

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    HenryV says:

    The Royal Family don’t cost us as much as all the benefit bandits Liebore let in..

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    Anon says:

    You ignorant oaf!

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    The savant8.5 says:


    Don t belive in the need for women not to shave and to menstruate instead …

    Instead of menstruating once. A Month why don t they masturbate once a month like us chaps …

    You can mop it up with a tissue in seconds as opposed to a two. Day

    Tampon production line ….

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    Professor says:

    If they follow the likes of Beckham, I should imagine Tuvalu will be top of the names list!

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Its even worse now with Oneill

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    >>>>SEVERE<<<< morning sickness.

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    The savant8.5 says:

    The latter

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    Anonymous says:

    morally right?
    do the BBC have any morals left?

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    The savant8.5 says:

    I prefer. 3 in one oil. Myself …

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    The savant8.5 says:

    What about scotch mist if it happens to. Be born in the trossachs on their way to balmoral …

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    The savant8.5 says:


    But the sister’s. the. one with the arse on ‘er…

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Since when. Was the de Kirchener. Dynasty. Subsumed. From its argie roots into the albionic petfidy of the Kitchener clan ?

    Did the dagoes change sides ??

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Padraig pearse. Says :

    I m to be hanged tomorrow. Morn in the flinty early cold of Kilmainham jail courtyard.

    And all. You lot care about is some royal sprog who has nt even been born yet. !!

    Priorities !!!

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Yeah right.

    She could have just pigged out on. Steak. Bakes ..

    Much less hassle and they take much less than nine months to go through your system

    Lot less. Hassle all. Round .

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Will. Cammy still require carlo to act as her personal tampon. When she is 90

    Or will. She be done with all that by then ??

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Don corleone says :

    You know luca …. You express a very caring. Sentiment and you have been my loyal fixer for the best part of sixty years through all the. family battles.

    But you say that one more time on the set of this film and i swear i ll get al pacino to stick a horse s head down your throat …..

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    The savant8.5 says:


    All irrespective-of rank or birthright will bow deferentially towards pippa s rear end which will be declared the new deity and eternal leader of a totally restructurevd royal household .

    Should go down well in the colonies …

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    Yeah woteva says:

    Kate Preggers


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    HRH Gordon says:

    I had a dump this morning. It was a 6 lb 2 oz boy. Oh boy.

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    ProlePleb says:

    Ahm so pleased, ah carnt get over it, arm so ‘appy, arm going up to ve paliss and standin’ there al night, so good to have summink niyce to fink abaht innit, licke baybee, all ve narsty stuff s’appennin in a world an orl vat. belss her she’s a luvvly gel.

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    Bunin t'Oven says:

    At least it wasn’t Savile.

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    $aville wotcha says:

    It’s also a good job that the childs grandad-to-be’s friend Jimmy is now sadly departed.

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    sorry folks, it’s a girl

    REMEMBERE THAT! could be two of them – ok, so i have let it out. Who get’so ut first is future queenie – bets on!

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    Jim says:

    Oh Dear!
    More socialist lies about history. One would have thought that with their past behaviour in power they would have the decency to be quiet at least until the damage had been repaired.
    Yet now they want to attack a baby yet to be born rather than wish the parents well.
    Prince Charles pays more than enough corporation tax compared to socialist companies if they are that worried.

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    bets on who will come out first, that will be our future queenie… the one on the left, or the one on the right : )

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    Jim says:

    They are a married couple!
    We all take our chance in life and may need help from time to time. Comparing that situation with unattached females is a bit of a stretch?

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    strange things happen in preganancy, as raquel welsh said, but she was a teenager though when she started popping them out, when she said “the equipement up top has arrived”

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    Jim says:

    They both come from wealthy families who are careful with their money. They seem to be a sensible couple who will do well for the UK and it’s workers. I do not see them as being a drag on our resources; more of a lucrative investment, as the family in the past has proved to be..

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    Virgo future queen, with your slightly younger sister,
    come play with us, genetic revolution.
    Look around what you want to find, around yourself,
    without inside warped closed evolution.

    Boy of mine I am working on, just born, for you capricorn,
    taurian then, fine lines of astral planes.
    Look in each others eyes, look away and see non above,
    at people abound, with your understands.

    Song for Vicky the second, I’ll be there, lick lick, for my two hundreth telegram, in 2162.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who cares what Clegg spout’s about equality of the first born!! Him and his party are finished there ain’t no way back and he bloody well know’s it ….BUGGER OFF and take that prat Hume with you.

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    Sally's thoughts sends my eyes on stalks says:

    By the way Daily Mail – yes, it is twins, identical – first one out has the future job! : )

    And heard Daily mail the first one is going to be called Victoria, and the second out Elizabeth. Yes Daily Mail, come in your panities – Vicky and Lizzy!

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    Synic says:

    Would you really have wanted President Blair and First Lady Slotgob?

    H.M. The Queen has done an excellent job in preventing the slimy lying self-serving politicians from becoming Head of State.

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    Anonymous says:

    Glad its not kate mccann

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    Observer says:

    Bachelor (except for the Batchelor’s fine soups).

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    Observer says:

    Non-royal mums-to-be also go into hospital for this problem if suffering from a particularly bad case.

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    El Sid says:

    Someone who gets turned on by watching the Paralympics.

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    Jimmy Savile's caravan tow says:

    I’m available for babysitter duties

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    Anonymous says:

    strange world when the rich are skinny.

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    Anonymous says:

    as the royal world is so secret, it is not possible to know which is worst.
    we know tbliar.
    we do not know the queen.

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    Anonymous says:

    ppl hate the royalty.
    like star.bucks royalty does not contribute.

    how much state.bucks does businessman charles get as aid from our taxes? if the poor of india will not get aid from us, then why should the rich of this country.

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    Anonymous says:

    we do not know anything about the royal family and its use of our money.
    workers of the UK, are the monarchi employees of the state?
    what are their wages?

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    How y'all doin' now? says:

    or amused like her great great great granny…wasn’t.

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    How y'all doin' now? says:

    Which must be why she signed away her sovereignty (and , more importantly, ours) to become just another serf of the EU machine

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    They could Zuma to the top…

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    Ask Mr Carney, the new (Goldilocks) board member.

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    Anonymous says:

    Donne’s pun

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    One in, one out. C’est la vie, just like at the petrol station.

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    Good point, son.

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    Thenks mate, but I think we/you already have enough mugs to go round. Roughly 60 millionish at the last count.

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    Yes, the country could do with another QE1 or Victoria to knock a few heads together.

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    In the words of the song:

    Katey, beautiful Katey, I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

    Guglit if your are not old enough to remember the good old days.

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    Seth Afrikaaner says:

    That’s what a lot of readers here get every Sunday morning (maybe while reading our host’s favourite newspaper!)

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    WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

    Good shootin’ son. The air force is proud of you.

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    WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

    Buttock fixation can lead to blindness…. Tally Ho!

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    WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

    Hey prof, Funafuti is the capital. Nice little place and easier to say than Kiribati just up the road and pronounced “Kiribass” – bit like a fish.

    By the way, what is the correct pronunciation? We say Tuvaaaalu, but the Aussies say Tuvalooooo. Not dissimilar twixt Subaru and Subaru.

    Isn’t life complicated? Bandits at eleven…Tally Ho!

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    WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

    or the libdumb in the middle…

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    WingCo Perkins (ret'd) says:

    Have some Madeira, m’dear….?

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    Someone Had To Do The Obvious Joke says:

    No, but it might be Guido’s (boom-tish)!

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    Out of control says:

    Binge bonking. Increase the price to £10 per inch.

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    SarumSea says:

    …..or President Kinnock. (Just another pension to me, Boyo!).

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    Taxfodder says:

    Good for them happy for them as it always nice to see young couples doing well,

    However sadly its not the same for most couples struggling to make ends meet and/or keep their children warm this winter.

    As per, the normal crop of idiotic sycophantic royal luvvies prattling on how wonderful it all is…

    Kate must be on a par with the Virgin Mary to listen to all the cobblers spouted in the meeja.

    Wake up!

    A very large proportion of the UK don’t give a shit (Grannies excluded).

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    Slugged her with me lead pipe in the library says:

    since things have died down here Guido, song from Wales for Katie fach – she will always be a duchess to us.

    Share with friends, but make sure are they are condusive for such humour though, Guido – no soap operaing I want after i post this right? It’s Katie’s favorite old show after all,

    More tea Archbishop of Canterbury?

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