December 1st, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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  1. 1
    Innocent Bystander says:

    Well done Guido!

  2. 2
    UKIPman says:

    When British people were asked to join the Common market it turned out to be a scam to turn Europe into an Empire.

    When Britain signed the European Human Rights Act to cater for refugees it turned out to be a charter for mass immigration and for criminals to escape justice.

    When Britain passed the Health and Safety Act it turned out to be a way for scheming underhand lawyers to make money.

    Now Britain is being asked to make the state regulate the press and we are asked to believe it will not damage the freedom of the press. We know who is bonkers on this and it isn’t Cameron.

    Old Lancashire saying.

    When in doubt – do nowt.

  3. 3
    Innocent Bystander says:

    Remember the Groundnut Scheme? – or are you too young? – anyway – that’s the EUSSR in a ‘nut shell’ – and Camertwatty is leading the UK mob! Fuck him!

  4. 4
    Dick the Prick says:

    Is it libelous to call the people of Rotherham utter knobjockeys?

  5. 5
    UKIPman says:

    The Labour party are a bunch of Westminster tarts who would sell their bodies to the devil for a few votes, as they did with Murdoch, as they are doing with their assault on press freedom.

  6. 6
    Angry of Sussex says:

    I think Rod Liddle has hit the nail on the head.

    Lets kills all the lawyers.

    then the MP’s.

  7. 7
    J K Rowling says:

    Who is funding hacked off?

  8. 8
    Kebab Time says:

    Great week Guido and team, the Investigation into the Guardian was top class , Neo and Media Guido looked great ( and smart) , tho Neo still has the best hair in Guy Newsroom.

    Keep it up Lads!

  9. 9
    Archer Karcher says:

    “Who is funding Hacked Off?”

    The usual elitist Fabian suspects of course.

  10. 10
    Archer Karcher says:

    Chuck Communist Purpose and the Fabians in as well and I’ll sign up for that.

  11. 11
    restore the monasteries says:

    While i think i understand the pain of press intrusion that the “victims”,who were well renumerated,endured,i feel a bit queasy when i see Mr McCann and Mr Jefferies clammering for a system to shackle the press.!They are very left and using this as a means to kick the government,particularly the conservatives.Are they CP trained and brainwashed?
    Resist their politically motivated request ,that would be the beggining of the end for genuine investigative journalism, Please,keep our naughty press unfettered,as the alternative is awful.

  12. 12
    Charlatan says:

    Who are hacked off? What is their political agenda? Why do they go on all the news channels claiming to speak for me?

    One of them just went on Sky and said I wanted the regulation of the UK press controlled by MPs and lawyers.

  13. 13
    Call me Dave says:

    Know your status & help break a world record. Get 60-second hiv test at G-A-Y bar in Soho btwn 12pm-8pm worldaidsday

  14. 14
    Maqboul says:

    Too young? If he’s UKIP he’ll be an old fart.

  15. 15
    Common Purpose says:

    They don’t even have their own Wiki page. I wonder if Common Purpose is manipulating all this behind the scenes.

  16. 16
    Maqboul says:

    Bunch of drug sniffin, pisshead pervert celebs who want to continue their filthy ways in secret. Well they’ve no fuckin chance of that now that the internet has completely made the old media, and those that control it, redundant.

  17. 17
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hacking by News International Bad, email and text collection by The State Good.

  18. 18
    Helen Lewis says:

  19. 19
    Common Purpose at Work says:

    The McCanns were more than pleased with their treatment by the press for the first six months. The press gave them daily press conferences where they were painted in the most positive light even though the man in the street was shocked that they went out on the piss every night leaving their children all alone in a strange appartment.

    Even when the British blood hounds identified that a dead body had been in their appartment and car boot the British press said nowt and it was not until they were made official suspects and fled Portugal that the Press started reporting what the rest of the European press was reporting.

    Far from being badly treated the McCanns were well treated by the British press. They didn’t say anything about Robert Murat being genuinely badly treated though.

    There was also nothing said at Leveson about Gordon Brown appointing Clarence Mitchell the head of his Media Monitoring Unit as their press spokesman. Christopher Jefferies is the only so called.victim who does have a good case.

  20. 20
    Dick the Prick says:

    A quarter of a million? Ffs, did Laurie Penny have her tits out or something?

  21. 21
    Dick the Prick says:

    Egg fucking zactly. Shite journalism aside they both went on the piss leaving their 3 year old looking after the younger kids and now have the conceit, the unrelenting victim complex to attempt to lecture elected representatives. Best thing they could do is hekp other parents and fuck the fuck off. Sorry about their kid and stuff but they really are taking the piss.

  22. 22
    Tom Tomos says:

    Well said in your interview with Humphrys this morning. When the DTP is a distant memory (10 years?) we’ll all wonder what all the fuss was about.

    The only way for any state to ‘get’ you for internet misdemeanours is simply to pass laws extending jurisdiction. That is to say, we don’t care ‘where’ you publish, if you are physically in our jurisdiction, you’re nicked. There is precedent in this, British citizens can be arrested and tried in the UK for murder committed anywhere in the world. Of course, the Americans already think that the whole world is within their jurisdiction.

    It ain’t over yet!

  23. 23
    U Jenicks says:

    The “State” comprises people. So why don’t we just get rid of all these “people” then everything would be fine.

  24. 24
    Eric Bisto says:

    Legislation to permit gay marriage = good
    Legislation to regulate the press = bad

    Priorities eh?

  25. 25
    Whipper/Snapper says:

    My gran used to tell me to make haste slowly. These old wives certainly knew a thing or two, didn’t they?

  26. 26
    Curious says:

    Why were the McCanns,not charged with child neglect,as normal people would be in the same predicament.

  27. 27
    leftist apologist says:

    After the uprising of the 17th of June
    The Secretary of the Writers’ Union
    Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee
    Stating that the people
    Had forfeited the confidence of the government
    And could win it back only
    By redoubled efforts. Would it not be easier
    In that case for the government
    To dissolve the people
    And elect another?

  28. 28
    Whipper/Snapper says:

    But is 250,000 visitors reading 20 or so pages better than 121,000 reading nearly 600,000? how many of the NS visitors came back for more? Lies, damn lies and …etc

    (Sums never was my strong point)

  29. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Unfit parents, foster their children, ring up Joyce Thacker to review the case.

    Good job they aren’t UKIP members.

  30. 30
    Whipper/Snapper says:

    Well, if that is so, there are a hell of a lot of John Smiths who are going to be in serious trouble when they get back from a weekend in Paris!

  31. 31
    Whipper/Snapper says:

    Seems to me those priorities are right – or am I missing something?

  32. 32
    P l e b says:

    According to the Slog an 80-year-old is being interviewed by Plod about sex crimes. I don’t know who it is yet.
    Am I alone in not wanting to believe this?

  33. 33
    Granny really did know best. says:

    Sure did. They knew how to control a tight household budget as well.
    Jam jars on the mantelpiece method. One for rent, one for food, one for fuel, etc etc. Split the available pennies accordingly. “Never a borrower nor a lender be”

    It should be the same for the country as a whole. But our LabLibCon politicians are only interested in buying the votes of the stupid plebs with borrowed or printed money.

    They are thieving troughing self-serving incompetent bastards.

  34. 34
    UKIPman says:

    The highest priority right now is not to set off on the journey to becoming a state like Russia, Venezuela or Zimbabwe.

  35. 35
    UKIPman says:

    Never cast a clout til there’s a Labour trougher about.

  36. 36
    Synic says:

    A lovely smokescreen is this sham pretend concern for the unfortunate ordinary people who have been roughed up by the meeja.

    Very useful for hiding that we politicians want to trough and lie in protected from any exposure. “B list” celebs like Huge Grunt only want positive publicity for their crap greedy luvvy lifestyles.

  37. 37
    Tom Tomos says:

    What’s in a name?

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

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  39. 39
    National Socialist says:

    Now then, now then, now then. What’s been happening to Rolfie?

  40. 40
    genghiz the kahn says:

    John Smiths is available in Cannes, but Paris?

  41. 41
    Jimmy Carter, America's Answer To Tony Blair, says:

    The Groundnut Scheme worked in America, at any rate. Grow groundnuts instead of cotton, and we’ll subsidize you, buy all your output, and turn it into pe*anut butter and feed it to the US Army during WWII. That’s how my family got rich. Good old Yankee resourcefulness! Of course, leave it to you British to make a soup sandwich of it in Tanganyika.

  42. 42
    Clarence Mitchell, special envoy to Gordon Brown says:

    Simples. They are Labour supporters and not UKIP supporters.

    So even if the UKIP supporters give the children in their care unconditional love, and the Labour voting parents go ut on the piss night after night leaving their 3 year old babysitting her younger twins. The UKIP people have their children confiscated and the Labour parents have the full support of the Labour PM and his team.

    It’s wrong, so very wrong.

  43. 43
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    No, it’s not libel. Libel is when you make an accusation that is untrue.

  44. 44
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    It must be difficult to talk when your cheeks are rammed between Guido’s.

  45. 45
    Guido's modbot says:

    Just the FAQs, ma’am. Just the FAQs.

  46. 46
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Has twat whore THACKER been sacked yet ??

  47. 47
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Stupid cow.

    She is comparing a week of Guido with a year of theirs.!

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