Leveson Media Bitch Fights Special
What with it being Leveson week the twittersphere has played host to even more spectacular media and commentariat bitch fights than normal.
MediaGuido gives you the best of the best, kicking off with Fraser Nelson versus Patrick Wintour:
@patrickwintour when I come out of prison, I'd still be able to buy a copy of The Spectator. Guardian would be long gone.—
Fraser Nelson (@frasernelson) November 29, 2012
Then ex-Hacked Off campaign co-ordinator Thais Portilho-Shrimpton gave Michael Wolff a schooling:
@MichaelWolffNYC @PeterBale @BrianCathcart Thanks Michael. I don't work for Hacked Off anymore and I'm not a leftie—
T Portilho-Shrimpton (@Selkie) November 26, 2012
Rounded off nicely with Alastair Campbell completely losing it with Toby Young:
@toadmeister as dickheads go, you are large—
Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) November 30, 2012
Brian really does bring out the worst in some people…
Twitters for twats. Like a playground.
Alistair Campbell is a 16 stone baby
camp bell, like his beboid fellow travellers, starts to talk over his accusers whenever they say anything critical, like he did last night on NW.
Of course there is the exception, when the bully boy is shitting himself because an old man (Howard) fronts him up, then the coward clams up like his little pooper in water.
This would be the one where he was accused of lowering the tone by the man who hired Lynton Crosby?
Nothing worse than a bad loser.
I like the name Crosby.
ok jimmy, it’s a fair cop guv. Hireing an Australian is far worse than sending thousands to their death on a falseification.
I am now an unthinking socialist.
” Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. . . . ”
*Goes on ad infinitum*
Saddam lost. Get over it.
Lovely to see that Alastair Campbell has raw guilt feelings regarding his dossier. May this guilt buid, get rawer, get deeper until his final breath.
Jimmy says:
November 30, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Saddam lost. Get over it.
Try telling the tens of thousands who died, and the hundreds of thousands maimed in his ilegal war to ‘Get over it’
W.W.
If you love torture and rendition as I do, then vote Labour!
You wouldn’t want to end up like Dabid Kelly now, would you.
Nobody – and I mean NOBODY – could be as large a dickhead as Alistair Campbell. Even the head of an actual absolutely enormous dick doesn’t come close…
Covered Toby Young and ali Campbell last night #justsayin
Were you also covered in cum?
Who the fuck is Patrick Wintour?
Toby Young shouldn’t worry. I’d wear it as a badge of honour to be called a dickhead by an evil c-unt like Campbell.
Will MadBadAl Campbell sue Toby Young for defamation and risk his lies being pronounced upon in a court of law for the first time?
Will he fuckery, the spineless twat.
HEY! You’re talking about my mate there. Ali Cee is alright, once you come to understand where he is coming from, and what his philosophy is. You have a problem with him, then you will have a problem with me, oh yes! I have an A-level in physical stalking, never mind about bitching on the aether! : )
It’s ‘ether’, ignorant fuckwit ZaNuLaBor troll.
What the fuck is all this about and why am I fucking commenting on it?
Answers, on a postcard, to…………..
Hard as it is to resist,i think i will keep my comments re campbell,to myself,as they are not good
. FREEDOM.
Keep the press free please.!
I think Campbell gave Toby a compliment.
Alistair Campbell calling someone a dickhead, now that is hypocrisy at its max.
Campbell gives the ultimate blow job after sexing up his dossier. Blew up innocent Iraqis then blew his job when he story and he is forever blowing Tony off.
Is Thais Portilho-Shrimpton that model I used to know in the 1980s?
Alastair Campbell should be regulated…preferably gas mark 8
Will Ed Millionaireband stop at nothing to try and win favour with the electorate?
Did his mother and father really bring him up to be such a hypocritical shit and liar.
Shame on you Miliband.
Well Done Toby. I think ASlistair Campbell protests too much.
The BBC giving lots of pro-Leveson reports today.
Did booze help Campbell forget his murderous part in the Iraq war?
Booze and anti depressants.
Amazing that such a clearly f*cked up soul managed to rise to such dizzy heights…..and some people still listen to his crazed ramblings!
Anti psychotics is for psychosis and anti depressents is for depression. Campbell suffered a psychotic breakdown and he would have been prescribed anti psychotics.
You’re right, and I’m a bit of an expert in this area.
He was an alky before Iraq
but I imagine he must have a
swallie now and again to
forget his monumental fucks
ups! If I was responsible for
that mess in Iraq and
indirectly responsible for the
death of a doctor ,I would be
injecting he-roin in my ass or
smoking crack to try and
forget all of it. Probably hang
myself because of the guilt.
Certainly could not live with
myself, thats for sure.
i totes luv fallout from Lev. *giddy face* Cam reaction bad. Ed’s got it rite as usual. *thumbs up* Labour will sort press out. *opens legs*
God! They are worse than us. We are bad, even awful at times. But we have humour.
I am a bullying lying little prick
And I influence peddle now with a PR company to makes lots of cash
What happened to our favourite troll Moussie Koussa.
His Mum won’t let him out to play
Would anyone even vaguely normal call themselves “yummybum50″?
Hmmm
Hmmm
From this bloke’s Twatter page thingy:
“Devoted family man.Dog owner & animal lover.Active campaigner against Abuse.Offering support & impartial advice.Positive,honest & a true friend.”
Or, ‘fucking weirdo’.
I love pad prik.
maybe at 5, but at 50?
I don’t see why not.
me niether
What exactly is supposed to be wrong with Campbell’s tweet?
Indeed. It sums up his IQ all too well.
Yes I imagine he would struggle with the virtual Algonquin Round Table here.
…which you return to, again and again and again.
Heal thyself, you little Frankfurt School tart.
I imagine you’d struggled with a round Ikea table.
That sounded so much funnier in your head didn’t it?
++LOL+++
You’d have fit in nicely in the original one, Jimmy– as Groucho Marx, whose brother Harpo was a member of the ART, once observed, the requisite for admission to that august body was “a serpent’s tongue and a barely-concealed stiletto.”
Of course, some of us here on Order-order.com don’t even bother to hide the stiletto– sorta like Alky Campbell, in that regard.
Why thank you.
Aprpopos of nothing I read that the hotel, weary of tourists dimly demanding to be shown the famous table got tired of explaining the concept to them and went out and bought one.
Jog on Jimmy.
My tory friends here seem cranky today. Did something happen? Did one of our 6 (six) by election wins (on anti-tory swings ranging from 13% to 27%) upset you?
not in the slightest dear boy
Labour wins safe Labour seats shocker.
Hope you’re feeling proud to be on the side fascists.
I think you’ll find they came second. Not that you’d know it from the headlines I grant you.
Jimmy-I bet if someone had told you 20 years ago that you’d slavishly support a party that’s attempting to muzzle the press, you wouldn’t have believed them.
I am very glad to see that there are plenty of people about who are never going to let alycampbell ever forget about his sex-ed up dossier .
He was an alky before Iraq but I imagine he must have a swallie now and again to forget his monumental fucks ups! If I was responsible for that mess in Iraq and indirectly responsible for the death of a doctor ,I would be injecting he-roin in my ass or smoking crack to try and forget all of it. Probably hang myself because of the guilt. Certainly could not live with myself, thats for sure.
I’ve met 100s of interesting people.
You never speak to our lot then.
Never forget Emu.
Talking of free speech, why is only the Mail covering the story of the 2 people convicted of robbing that Malaysian during the riots having their convictions quashed (and, even then, missing the point of the story)? Odd.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240480/Pair-jailed-robbing-Malaysian-student-posing-Good-Samaritans-London-Riots-freed-convictions-quashed.html
Possibly because the witnesses who identified the accused were too scared of them not to claim anonymity?
Try and be honest with us Micro Guido
We know you and your wife are partners in MIP spindoctors
NEW NEWS! I have it on proper authority UKIP supporters became foster “sleeper “parents in Rotherham, and then told Rotherham SS that they were UKIP as soon as they heard this by, and they were finding it difficult looking after these poor europeand kiddies, used, since they were not british, and then the fuss started, helped by Dave Cee’s mates from number 10.
The truth always comes out eventually, but Dave Cee didn’t expect his vote would disappear instead. He’s a fecking numbskull twat, like them all like him in that London.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9713243/Ukip-takes-second-place-in-by-elections.html
Our department fully endorses this analysis and any other which justifies our continued policies of political cleansing under the learned guidance of Frau Thacker.
Think global, act local.
Not in my back yard, ey?
Song for Rothers, ok it’s Sheffield down the hill, but still same as same, I think,
My great grand ma was fron south yorks, Harthill, on the road to Worksop in Nottinghamshire, to confuse the issue even more, her birth was registered there, but my distant cousins now live also in Sheffield and Rothers! : )
Gudio continuing his smear/disinformation campaign against Leveson and for the criminal tabloids…
Who is paying him ?
http://www.mippr.co/mipeople
Bit rich coming from alister campbell.
Hurrah
dont worry sally you will have to pay for libel in the future.
the laws as they stand for hacking are fine,
Want me to get Al Campbell?
Ach no – he has better things to do, like turning up on the one show as like last night with Alex titty Jones – seen her tits by the way, in the flesh, but don’t tell her I told you, whatever you do,
and her speaking in welsh, flashing them, well, not quite, again, even more perverted with the welsh language, ey english boys?
Swm mae Alex! (trans – Well hello Alex!)
Yes.
The Iraq war made the roof of my brain rot and I was so senile I could not remember which expenses were real and which ones were not. Got in a right muddle. Nearly went to jail. But praise the lord a healer came to visit me yesterday and I am cured. I can go to the pub now. Going to bingo next week. Happy Days.
The one who smelt it, inquired it.
Campbell’s op-eds are not good copy or fooling anyone. Go home.
A lot of leftie posts on here today. They must be getting REEELLLYYYY desperate.
Desperate? Six by election wins out of six in the last few weeks? What south easy engurland planet are you on pal?
We’re fecking ecstatic mun!
Yes! All in seats where the electorate are so dim witted and tribal we could have stuck a red rosette on Ian Huntley and still got a thumping majority.
Well done us! We rule.
But just how many police commissioners did you land? Bit difficult when postal voting is not allowed…?
The problem with the UK is people think Leveson is so important .
Yesterday our retiring Head of the BOE as a parting missive just happened to let slip that our Banks are still 50 billion pounds short of solvency .
Puts everything in perspective .
KellyKillerKampbell makes SillySally look like merely a retard.