November 30th, 2012

Leveson Media Bitch Fights Special

commentariat-celebrity-deathmatchWhat with it being Leveson week the twittersphere has played host to even more spectacular media and  commentariat bitch fights than normal.

MediaGuido gives you the best of the best, kicking off with Fraser Nelson versus Patrick Wintour:

Then ex-Hacked Off campaign co-ordinator Thais Portilho-Shrimpton gave Michael Wolff a schooling:

Rounded off nicely with Alastair Campbell completely losing it with Toby Young:

Brian really does bring out the worst in some people…


  1. 1
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Twitters for twats. Like a playground.


    • 17
      Tadcaster says:

      Alistair Campbell is a 16 stone baby


      • 30
        Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        camp bell, like his beboid fellow travellers, starts to talk over his accusers whenever they say anything critical, like he did last night on NW.

        Of course there is the exception, when the bully boy is shitting himself because an old man (Howard) fronts him up, then the coward clams up like his little pooper in water.


        • 41
          Jimmy says:

          This would be the one where he was accused of lowering the tone by the man who hired Lynton Crosby?

          Nothing worse than a bad loser.


          • Trolls R Us says:

            I like the name Crosby. :)


          • Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

            ok jimmy, it’s a fair cop guv. Hireing an Australian is far worse than sending thousands to their death on a falseification.

            I am now an unthinking socialist.
            ” Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. Blair can do no wrong. . . . ”
            *Goes on ad infinitum*


          • Jimmy says:

            Saddam lost. Get over it.


          • A hope says:

            Lovely to see that Alastair Campbell has raw guilt feelings regarding his dossier. May this guilt buid, get rawer, get deeper until his final breath.


          • W.W. says:

            Jimmy says:
            November 30, 2012 at 12:43 pm
            Saddam lost. Get over it.

            Try telling the tens of thousands who died, and the hundreds of thousands maimed in his ilegal war to ‘Get over it’



          • Jimmy says:

            If you love torture and rendition as I do, then vote Labour!

            You wouldn’t want to end up like Dabid Kelly now, would you.


    • 79
      GUBU says:

      Nobody – and I mean NOBODY – could be as large a dickhead as Alistair Campbell. Even the head of an actual absolutely enormous dick doesn’t come close…


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Covered Toby Young and ali Campbell last night #justsayin


  3. 3
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Who the fuck is Patrick Wintour?


  4. 4
    I hope Al Campbell dies of anal cancer says:

    Toby Young shouldn’t worry. I’d wear it as a badge of honour to be called a dickhead by an evil c-unt like Campbell.


    • 23
      Peter Grimes says:

      Will MadBadAl Campbell sue Toby Young for defamation and risk his lies being pronounced upon in a court of law for the first time?

      Will he fuckery, the spineless twat.


    • 51
      Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

      HEY! You’re talking about my mate there. Ali Cee is alright, once you come to understand where he is coming from, and what his philosophy is. You have a problem with him, then you will have a problem with me, oh yes! I have an A-level in physical stalking, never mind about bitching on the aether! : )


  5. 5
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    What the fuck is all this about and why am I fucking commenting on it?

    Answers, on a postcard, to…………..


    • 53
      restore the monasteries says:

      Hard as it is to resist,i think i will keep my comments re campbell,to myself,as they are not good
      . FREEDOM.
      Keep the press free please.!


  6. 7
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    I think Campbell gave Toby a compliment.


  7. 8
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Alistair Campbell calling someone a dickhead, now that is hypocrisy at its max.


  8. 9
    Apocalypse says:

    Campbell gives the ultimate blow job after sexing up his dossier. Blew up innocent Iraqis then blew his job when he story and he is forever blowing Tony off.


  9. 10
    Private Secretary to the PM says:

    Is Thais Portilho-Shrimpton that model I used to know in the 1980s?


  10. 11
    YorkshireLad says:

    Alastair Campbell should be regulated…preferably gas mark 8


  11. 12
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Will Ed Millionaireband stop at nothing to try and win favour with the electorate?
    Did his mother and father really bring him up to be such a hypocritical shit and liar.
    Shame on you Miliband.


  12. 13
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    Well Done Toby. I think ASlistair Campbell protests too much.
    The BBC giving lots of pro-Leveson reports today.


  13. 14
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Did booze help Campbell forget his murderous part in the Iraq war?


    • 25
      Sally up our alley says:

      Booze and anti depressants.

      Amazing that such a clearly f*cked up soul managed to rise to such dizzy heights…..and some people still listen to his crazed ramblings!


      • 40
        Trolls R Us says:

        Anti psychotics is for psychosis and anti depressents is for depression. Campbell suffered a psychotic breakdown and he would have been prescribed anti psychotics.


    • 28
      Trolls R Us says:

      He was an alky before Iraq
      but I imagine he must have a
      swallie now and again to
      forget his monumental fucks
      ups! If I was responsible for
      that mess in Iraq and
      indirectly responsible for the
      death of a doctor ,I would be
      injecting he-roin in my ass or
      smoking crack to try and
      forget all of it. Probably hang
      myself because of the guilt.
      Certainly could not live with
      myself, thats for sure.


  14. 15
    Sally Bigcow says:

    i totes luv fallout from Lev. *giddy face* Cam reaction bad. Ed’s got it rite as usual. *thumbs up* Labour will sort press out. *opens legs*


  15. 16
    Trolls R Us says:

    God! They are worse than us. We are bad, even awful at times. But we have humour. :)


  16. 18
    Alastair Alky Campbell says:

    I am a bullying lying little prick

    And I influence peddle now with a PR company to makes lots of cash


  17. 19
    Trolls R Us says:

    What happened to our favourite troll Moussie Koussa.


  18. 20
    Makes you want to vomit says:


  19. 21
    Jimmy says:

    What exactly is supposed to be wrong with Campbell’s tweet?


    • 26
      UKIPman says:

      Indeed. It sums up his IQ all too well.


      • 34
        Jimmy says:

        Yes I imagine he would struggle with the virtual Algonquin Round Table here.


        • 42
          JH1 says:

          …which you return to, again and again and again.

          Heal thyself, you little Frankfurt School tart.


        • 49
          Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

          I imagine you’d struggled with a round Ikea table.


        • 66
          Tay King-dePisse says:

          You’d have fit in nicely in the original one, Jimmy– as Groucho Marx, whose brother Harpo was a member of the ART, once observed, the requisite for admission to that august body was “a serpent’s tongue and a barely-concealed stiletto.”

          Of course, some of us here on don’t even bother to hide the stiletto– sorta like Alky Campbell, in that regard.


          • Jimmy says:

            Why thank you.

            Aprpopos of nothing I read that the hotel, weary of tourists dimly demanding to be shown the famous table got tired of explaining the concept to them and went out and bought one.


    • 48
      Ran in2 a wheelchair. says:

      Jog on Jimmy.


      • 63
        Jimmy says:

        My tory friends here seem cranky today. Did something happen? Did one of our 6 (six) by election wins (on anti-tory swings ranging from 13% to 27%) upset you?


  20. 22
    tourmaline says:

    I am very glad to see that there are plenty of people about who are never going to let alycampbell ever forget about his sex-ed up dossier .


  21. 24
    Trolls R Us says:

    He was an alky before Iraq but I imagine he must have a swallie now and again to forget his monumental fucks ups! If I was responsible for that mess in Iraq and indirectly responsible for the death of a doctor ,I would be injecting he-roin in my ass or smoking crack to try and forget all of it. Probably hang myself because of the guilt. Certainly could not live with myself, thats for sure.


  22. 27
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    I’ve met 100s of interesting people.


  23. 32
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Talking of free speech, why is only the Mail covering the story of the 2 people convicted of robbing that Malaysian during the riots having their convictions quashed (and, even then, missing the point of the story)? Odd.


    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      Possibly because the witnesses who identified the accused were too scared of them not to claim anonymity?


  24. 35
    Legal Beagle says:

    Try and be honest with us Micro Guido

    We know you and your wife are partners in MIP spindoctors


  25. 43
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    NEW NEWS! I have it on proper authority UKIP supporters became foster “sleeper “parents in Rotherham, and then told Rotherham SS that they were UKIP as soon as they heard this by, and they were finding it difficult looking after these poor europeand kiddies, used, since they were not british, and then the fuss started, helped by Dave Cee’s mates from number 10.

    The truth always comes out eventually, but Dave Cee didn’t expect his vote would disappear instead. He’s a fecking numbskull twat, like them all like him in that London.


    • 74
      Rotherham SS (Social Services) says:

      Our department fully endorses this analysis and any other which justifies our continued policies of political cleansing under the learned guidance of Frau Thacker.

      Think global, act local.


      • 81
        Supply him with as many bangers as possible says:

        Not in my back yard, ey?

        Song for Rothers, ok it’s Sheffield down the hill, but still same as same, I think,

        My great grand ma was fron south yorks, Harthill, on the road to Worksop in Nottinghamshire, to confuse the issue even more, her birth was registered there, but my distant cousins now live also in Sheffield and Rothers! : )


  26. 44
    Jack says:

    Gudio continuing his smear/disinformation campaign against Leveson and for the criminal tabloids…

    Who is paying him ?


  27. 55
    S.B.S. says:

    Bit rich coming from alister campbell.


  28. 59
  29. 60
    Anal Cancer says:

    Want me to get Al Campbell?


    • 65
      Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

      Ach no – he has better things to do, like turning up on the one show as like last night with Alex titty Jones – seen her tits by the way, in the flesh, but don’t tell her I told you, whatever you do,

      and her speaking in welsh, flashing them, well, not quite, again, even more perverted with the welsh language, ey english boys?

      Swm mae Alex! (trans – Well hello Alex!)


    • 71
      The voice of reason says:



  30. 64
    Mad Maggie Moran says:

    The Iraq war made the roof of my brain rot and I was so senile I could not remember which expenses were real and which ones were not. Got in a right muddle. Nearly went to jail. But praise the lord a healer came to visit me yesterday and I am cured. I can go to the pub now. Going to bingo next week. Happy Days.


  31. 67
    Gassy says:

    The one who smelt it, inquired it.


  32. 70
    CNN Reader says:

    Campbell’s op-eds are not good copy or fooling anyone. Go home.


  33. 76
    Voter says:

    A lot of leftie posts on here today. They must be getting REEELLLYYYY desperate.


    • 82
      Supply him with as many bangers as possible says:

      Desperate? Six by election wins out of six in the last few weeks? What south easy engurland planet are you on pal?

      We’re fecking ecstatic mun!


      • 83
        Lefty fucktard says:

        Yes! All in seats where the electorate are so dim witted and tribal we could have stuck a red rosette on Ian Huntley and still got a thumping majority.

        Well done us! We rule.


      • 84
        ACPO Rules says:

        But just how many police commissioners did you land? Bit difficult when postal voting is not allowed…?


  34. 86
    Mark Reckless says:

    The problem with the UK is people think Leveson is so important .

    Yesterday our retiring Head of the BOE as a parting missive just happened to let slip that our Banks are still 50 billion pounds short of solvency .

    Puts everything in perspective .


  35. 88
    Tony "the £nonce" Blair says:

    KellyKillerKampbell makes SillySally look like merely a retard.


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