Guido’s Christmas drinks this year will be on Wednesday 19th December at 5pm, bringing together readers, co-conspirators, Westminster wonks, weirdos, movers and shakers, and seasoned drunks.
If you fancy coming along then make sure you’ve subscribed to the Guidogram for details of the SW1 location nearer the time. Save the date…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Where the fuck is kebab?
Here’s a fascinating glimpse inside the shipping container homes set to be used as temporary accommodation for homeless people.
A housing trust in Brighton wants to use the 36 adapted containers as a stop-gap for people without a permanent home.
It is the latest plan aimed at tackling Brighton and Hove’s ‘desperate’ housing crisis.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241029/Through-keyhole-Inside-homes-shipping-containers-soon-house-homeless-Brighton.html#ixzz2Dj2O5J7P
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If its done properly government could be able to cut housing benefits.
Didin’t I see rent barracks like these in a Sci-Fi film on future living; mind you the people in them had to be conected to some sort of gizmo.
I lived in barracks less comfortable when I served in the RAF
Why doesn’t government try this. Rather than putting people in bed and breakfast government can build 30,000 houses like this on the cheap to house people for the short term.
Then while they’re asleep load the boxes onto a bulk carrier and set sail for Poland …
Or anywhere
If there are still people claiming twenty thousands of pounds in housing benefits can we stick them in one of these containers?
Pump xyclone gas into them. Hey presto – no welfare costs. Magic.
Have you not seen the Homebase adverts?
As Conservative lead government cannot afford to house the poor in houses they might end up housing them in containers. It not as bad as houses poor live in, in the 3rd world.
Perhaps some Labour MP’s may like to give up some of their second homes to house the poor?
This was the propaganda we were going to use as evidence against UKIPs immigration policy. Who leaked it ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2012/nov/30/leveson-report-women-minorities
Read it and weep. The comments are for the most part just as bad – they see Leveson as their chance to stop any newspaper saying anything bad about immigration.
CAMERON MUST STOP THIS.
Hilarious! They’re complaining about the media portraying “muslims in a negative light”, and then they’re screaming “Say no to Misogyny” and “Stand up for equality”.
God almighty, I knew the Left were mongs but this takes it to a new level. Do these fucking left-wing cretins not understand they can’t have it both ways?
They’re either for Islam, or against misogyny. Either, or. Not both.
Despite propaganda from the Hacked Off campaign- we agree that state regulation of the press must be stopped.
This is great! Some retard going by the moniker ’3genders’ wrote:
“Well, the ‘news’papers are particularly notorious for demeaning transpeople which is why Trans Media Watch were given a hearing at Leveson. I don’t see the presses behaviour as having changed, though. People who happen to be transsexual, transgendered and also gender variant are still being singled out for invasion of privacy, mockery and abuse by the tabloids.”
‘Gender variant’? What a fucked-up little fucking mong.
In the article / Leveson – this is the significant line:
‘Although papers had the right to an opinion about such people, they also had a duty to community cohesion and telling the truth, he said.’
Regulation may be brought in on the principal that the behaviour of the press constitutes a violation against the community – in some schools of thought due process is not the same for dealing these transgressions and the burden of proof is on the accused.
Rubbish rocknrolla. Immigration is good, We will take as many immigrants as you can send us in Portsmouth. My boys will house them, and they will all vote for me, and my boys and I will continue to get very very rich. Boaz.
So does that mean post-statutory press legislation, newspapers would be forbidden from reporting that women living under fundamentalist Muslim regimes are prevented from having an education, working, driving and are subjected to forcible genital mutilation?
In the kebab shop chatting up the hunky Stavros?
He prefers a mouthful of pork and a fistful of arsehole.
sticks and stones may break my bones but I have more than 1000 firsts
Not from Cambridge, I’ll be bound. University of Hemel Hempstead or somesuch, eh 8iLLy?
University of Life
Well said Billy, you have not been a drain on the education budget, I always wondered why when going to night school and day release I and/or my employer had to pay quite large sums, while students at uni were getting it free and payed as well (grants)
Guido- the internet doesn’t make Leveson irrelevant.
Much as I enjoy your blog, I also read a variety of daily and Sunday newspapers and I don’t want to lose either.Newspaper circulation is falling, but there will still be a demand for years to come.
The dead tree press and internet is censored in countries like China- who’s to say it couldn’t happen here? Next weeks UN conference of International Telecommunications may herald the start of internet regulation.
Free drink?
Why have most of my comments disappeared into nowhere today – yet that got through?
He thought it was an offer, I suppose.
But I have lost two comments today, and have just unplugged and reconnected my modem to get a different IP address in the hope of doing better.
crap comments are now deleted automatically – it is a bit of a worry
Tachybaptus has been here for donkey’s years, is literate and funny, and therefore fair game for modding. Since most readers, I suspect, prefer the comments to the posts, is it not daft to annoy the unpaid contributors like that?
Hmm?
S you have not been a naughty boy have you, there are certain words motty-botty flags up, I noticed it day or two ago, there is a slight change in colour on the flagged words.
KT it is no skin off my nose if anything is deleted, I come on here for a bit of entertainment and put my peneth in
TPF I prefer the comments yes to a point, it is a bit of compulsive reading, I don’t agree with everything , sometimes it goes a bit far but I still come on
hope so we’ll be there… always nice to put a face to the name…ooops
Can I just ask – does anyone else think Steve Coogan is a monumental twat?
Even I think I am, but my career neede a boost so I jumped on a passing bandwaggon
Mithsther Sthpeaker, Mithsther Sthpeaker
How do I jump on thith bandwagon?
Yep I agree he’s a twat
I never thought he was funny.
His support for Hacked Off has just confirmed he’s a twat.
I am not coming that’s for sure. Boaz.
Kebab has probably had enough of the mindless bullying he gets from some trolls.
I’m there. I’ll come dressed as Tarzan in a tight fitting leopard skin thong , swinging a giant inflateable banana. Game on. Thanks.
Free drink?
I am in London quite a lot, how do I subscribe?
Get a Stanley knife, make sure it’s still got the old original rusty blade and then proscribe a 360 % cut around your bell end.
NURSE! Look what a bigger boy off the internet made me do!
Ah, well; who wants to live forever? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You subscribe by throwing a Nokia at Ed Balls’ head.
Guido, can I come 2 yr party plz plz plz? I’m suffering from the loneliness of the long-distant scunner.
I totally agree with myself on this.
Bah humbug
Kebab is kebabed……. inshallah
Kebabs are being scoffed down……
Damn, I am in London the week before. Would have been good to have come along.
Want me to cum along?
Hmmmmmmm can I bring……
Here we go again.
Some people never learn.
We learnt to take it up the arris. Thanks Rolf
You paying ???
see, you’re just like everyone else, in it for a free ride, oh wait….
If everyone buys Guido a drink, he’ll be pissed all year and my job stifling the media is done.
Hugh and Steve will be so pleased with me, I just love those high moral celebrities.
Not allowed to drink. Doctor’s orders.
Same here, but told me ‘shots’ were OK…
Get it down you. I might try my luck with a wee tipple. It totally pants not having a festive drink.
You are David Taylor and I claim my £5.00
Wtf is David Taylor? Give me my fiver back. Rat boy.
Bottoms up !
or tie me kangaroo down sport
Steady on there…….
That you, Cyril?
Is it a free bar? and will their be nibbles?
Somehow, the word “nibbles” and you don’t go together, Big John.
Very catchy. Bet they don’t play it over the tannoy in ASDA.
Has Precott gone moldy or something?
One of our operatives will be there taking pictures of the attendees. Just for posterity.
Yes, me too! I’ll be there with a few Speical Branch officers (from just around the corner) to monitor proceeedings. Our mission is nearly complete.
Haven’t you got enough work with the Lesbianisation of Britain Project?
Can we come ?
Will there be lots of PIE?
Will their be lots of rugs to munch..?
it be would be nice to put a bum to a name
I thall athk Mr Balls if I can cum
Guido is very dashing in his Santa’s hat.
He’s even growing a beard again in his old age.
He got tired of people asking him when he’d return to the Vandyke look, I suppose. I don’t know about “dashing,” but it DOES make him look vaguely roguish (and considering the current circumstances, “roguish” is probably the sort of look he should be after):
My son, the famous British blogger, on the news show!
We can discuss it now, P-a-u-l. Everyone knows by now; the eyes give it away. Though to be honest, I was thinking of taking out a writ against that Cow woman What’s-her-name. She didn’t say anything about it, but I figured, she Tweets so much dreck she can’t keep track of everything, and she might just pay and get it over with. Then I realized they’d probably want to do a DNA test, and that’s the end of that brilliant idea. Can’t blame a “Guy,” or his father, for trying, though.
Does Guido model himself on Errol Flynn?
if he’s got 14″ ( all you children won’t understand that)
Not since Errol Flynn died
Ive heard its a Rubriso!
Try wearing green tights like Errol Flynn.
People often ask me ‘Dave, – why are you such a fucking stupid bastard? Was it something you had to work at, or were you born like it?’ and I say, ‘I think it came naturally, – but my Oxford Degree helped!’ – and then they offer me a drink – like what I hope Guido will do. Which reminds me, – would he like me to bring Nick Claggy and Herr von Rumpy?
“wonks, weirdos, movers and shakers, and seasoned drunks”
I’m sure I can meet some of those crteria but sadly will not be able to make it.
“Wonks, weirdos, etc.”
And in that motley assortment, guv, there’s bound to be a bad apple or two ‘oo’s only lookin’ to cause trouble. Fortunately, we carry a line of coverage against such an ‘appenin’ as that. For a reasonable premium, we can insure that nobody gets in wot doesn’t look kosher, i.e., sober as the judge, and we can insure you ain’t gonna ‘ave any “Jimmy Savile/Cyril Smith and the like” problems of underage guests. We will provide for the security at the event, and a gratuity at the end of the evenin’ to our mate Coshy won’t go amiss eevva, boss.
Wouldn’t want all your Christmas cheer to turn to grief based on the actions of a few chuckleheads, now would we, Mr Fawkes?
Can we smoke ?
Ultra – not only may you – but it’s expected!
but actually inside where it’s warm?
i’ll go anywhere if, invited if I can smoke, drink and be warm.
Smoke by all means but best not to burst into flames, especially inside the boozer.
After we have nailed you to a cross then you can try smoking yer fag! You slaaaaag!
Do you mean tobacco or other that stuff which cannot be mentioned and has peculiar smell a bit like fox
Ding Dong.
Is there an age limit?
We’re not taking the doors off just to get you in, you fat nonce…
So I can’t come then?
What about me ?????
Careful, Guido. B1lly/Kebab might turn up and want to spend the whole evening chatting to you.
…..or worse…..
He sure will
Do you think I will pull and get a big dick in my butt.
Only if you put a nose bag on and a sack over your head.
Awww, Guido you’ve arranged drinks on my Birthday you sly fellow, and I’ll be down that neck of the woods, may well have to give it a go
My favorite brit xmas pop song, and I have seen a few, so know what is tragic, and might as well post a personal extra afterwards too, and why not?
The extra, with Xmas and his reindeers coming to visit us again, to fiddle with our kiddies again, the dorty barstardo he is!
More Xmas? for the kiddddiiiieeeesss,
i’m just too depressed
We have banned binge drinking.
nooo, hic! ospreys vee blues in rugger tonight = hey all, hic! Sheen Walsh firteen man mineout from last week all? Here it ism with, huic, kiwiland commentary – oz tomirrow for us, HIC!, let me top yews up Vicar, another slug Father? hic…
lineout, oz tomorrow, hic!
You can forget about binge voting.
Unless you are musilimms
I’m free…
thats not what i’ve heard
Who will take care of Mrs. Slocum’s pussy ?
More to the point whos taking care of Sallys you little hobbit
Don’t forget you must charge at least 45p per unit.
Jane Winter, the director of a human rights charity who discovered that emails and documents she had sent had been illegally accessed after the recipient’s computer was hacked, was disheartened by the Leveson report in general and the prime minister’s refusal to accept its key recommendation in particular.
Winter, head of the British Irish Rights Watch, was one of 60 victims who signed a letter to the PM last October asking him to implement Leveson’s suggestions.
She said: “His response was, ‘As long as it’s not bonkers, I’ll implement that’. Well I saw the report this morning and it doesn’t look bonkers to me and I think he’s gone back on his word and I feel betrayed.”
tell the deaf cow to listen to what he said.. he said it would need some careful consideration….he did not rule it out..he simply pointed out some of the issues that will need resolving..there will doubtless be others.
Actually it would be totally bonkers for Britain to abandon hundreds of years of press freedom.
When British people were asked to join the Common market it turned out to be a scam to turn Europe into an Empire.
When Britain signed the European Human Rights Act to cater for refugees it turned out to be a charter for mass immigration and for criminals to escape justice.
When Britain passed the Health and Safety Act it turned out to be a way for scheming underhand lawyers to make money.
Now Britain is being asked to make the state regulate the press and we are asked to believe it will not damage the freedom of the press. We know who is bonkers on this and it isn’t Cameron.
Can you imagine what would happen if there was legislation and then Labour got back into power? You could guarantee that they would make it retrospective and start chasing the press for stuff that was legal at the time. They’d close down the Telegraph for exposing MP’s expenses, the Mail for (re)exposing Common Purpose, the Express for opposing EU membership, and all we’d be left with is the Guardian and the Mirror.
Think that they wouldn’t do it? Labour has form with retrospective legislation. Brown particlarly liked it with tax regulation.
Well that would leave a lot less to burn down then wouldn’t it!
absolutely but the message going out is cameron is against legislation and is betraying victims…that is just not true.
unquestionably statute can be subsequently amended to do all sorts of things media related that is very much not in the public interest. Any sort of ‘thin wedge’ effect of legislation that can lead to restriction of press and speech freedoms is completely untenable and cameron recognises the complications therein.
There lies the root of this governments problems. An ex PR professional is being consistently out-witted by the Labour PR machine. And to the long-term detriment of the British people. Wavy needs to get a grip.
@green ink — no no, you are wrong, Cameron is heartless and laughs evilly at the victims … I heard it on the BBC.
the bbc …a biased law unto themselves and risible lack of some basic rules of journalism.
Christmas is banned. Season Greetings to all nationalities, religions and atheists. And mustn’t forget the devil worshippers.
Sure you are not mistaken? Currys and PC World are one and the same these days
He can’t have meant Comet, that’s for sure.
You Rumberlow you.
(Cough) Or the Wicca.
PC World? Seen this?
It is essential that Christmas must be regulated by the state so people can only drink two units of alcohol over the Xmas period.
I’ve been queuing and waiting for the Focus DIY store sale to start. Don’t want a repeat of what happened last year at Woolworths. Still, I’ve got my Zavvi gift vouchers to spend and will have to see if there’s a copy of “Two Little Boys” on cassette. Always liked that one. Can’t remember who sings it though. If not, then “Sun Arise” played on a Stylophone by that bloke with a beard that painted a weird looking woman.
Have got my eye on a new television at Comet with teletext and a FarePak Christmas hamper thrown in for £199. That’s my bargain of the year. Free delivery by 2020 so long as stocks last.
There’s caviar at Lidl (or was it Aldi?), so it should be a right royal Christmas feast at home this year.
Iain Duncan Smith told a boy to ‘go to the Jobcentre’ when his disabled father died a day after after being declared fit for work by the DWP. Kieran McArdle claims that the stress caused by the results of an Atos test contributed to the death of his dad, who was left half-blind and paralysed following a stroke.
When the 13 year-old wrote to IDS, however, the response from the work and pensions secretary concluded with a ’cut and paste’ invitation to make an appointment with a Jobcentre to “discuss the outcome of your father’s claim”.
I am not a bowel disorder I am a serious and caring Politician.
And I’m a gobby para-poet with no mission or clue !
Will the real Rht Hon Incompetent Dunce Stupid please stand up.
Nigel claims that Libor’s postal voting system is open to fraud….but I only voted 372 times this year.
got to stop the postal vote scam before 2015
He’s right you know. Yet it seems like there is a massive conspiracy of silence over postal voting fraud.
Unless Dave sorts out postal voting PDFQ we will end up with a Labour government at the next election.
Yep- get it sorted.
The Rotherham child snatching scandal shows that many town halls have been compromised.
My Arsehole was compromised…
NO child should be happy except they learn to love the musso paradise
Dave is a liar.
8 cans of Aldi pear cider costs £4.58 now.
Minimum priced at 50p a unit they will cost £9.20p
That is over 100% inflation.
Of course the plonk that Dave drinks will NOT be affected.
I can afford the best! – only common people whinge about the cost of champers!
What’s ‘sider’ anyway?
“What’s ‘sider’ anyway?”
It’s what’s in, in the case of that tasty bird of yours.
Last year Cameron kept telling us he wanted to give Coulson a second chance, now he wants to give the rest of them a second chance.
For the same reason. They have got him by the goolies.
Cameron has made a massive mistake on this one. The Dowlers and McCanns of this country, the ordinary people whose lives have been shattered by a market driven rabid press won’t allow it. He made the choice to side with Murdoch over the Dowlers and he will pay a very high price for such stupidity.
Form an orderly queue please and a bit less of the alcohol rub ta.
Dave has no Goolies or Backbone and no Brain.
The perfect dictator in fact.
If you are against second chances you presumably want anyone convicted of a crime to serve life imprisonment and no appeals to any criminal convicted of a crime and no prevarication of sending criminals back to their home country. Is this what the left wing thinks? Or are they just as hypocritical on that as they are on everything else?
I’ll take a stroll down from Jarrow. What times the cab home?
Howay, hinny..
Do you mean Jarra?
Do you want a singer at the end of the night?
Yes please, but how will you get home afterwards ? I thought that cabs wouldn’t stop for you ?
Will a Ford Transit 350 be enough for you, little lady?
http://www.war44.com/misc/images/2/M25_Tank_Transporter.gif
Get’n home dat am no prob fo’ me – me booty wave am orl dat take for me to get dem free lift.
Is there a boy band booked for our delight and delictation?
OOOOOOOO I do hope so
Can reinaldo cum too!
Are the drinks free?
Better count the glasses (and the tables and the chairs) GF, or else slotty will think it’s Christmas
We will drinking from plastic glasses and you are standing on the
tables and chairs (now sawdust) thanks to the last ruck!
Don’t blame me
If it’s bring a bottle I’ll get Tony to nick one from one of his freebie trips.
If their not I know a good wheez, tee hee.
SW 1 ? Stop off at ours afterwards for a nightcap.
Who’s designated driver?
Even the left are begining to see the light.
http://mondediplo.com/2012/12/03europe
State the bleeding obvious. It baffles me how the germans still hang around with us total fuck ups, it really does.We couldn’t organise fuck all these days, let alone a piss up in a brewery. Ey Franzl, agreed?
Thanks but no thanks. I prefer to remember Londistan as it was in the 1960′s.
Yeah I was there the Brittania Club happy days!
The venue in SW1 is KFC, 115 Buckingham Palace Road.
Keep Fuc**** Cwiet.
Kan’t F**** Cook either!
If I can be arsed might come for the craick (er.. crack?) but you’re off my Christmas list G’ weed o for sending my caption into oblivion earlier …..FFS ….hic
It’s oblivion for all today.
I’m a C*UNT
Representing a minor political party….. ?
You were a mainstream party once.
Main stream of piss.
I will be there – lick last year I will sitting and the back just watching
No doubt you will be ridiculously early for that as well.
+1
I ‘ll be there. There’s a few regulars here that I’d like to meet. Can I bring a guitar?
Please dont!
I’ll be there in spirit
Has the Guitar got a work permit ?
Make that `who I’d like to meet’. Started earlier than usual today
.
Keep an eye on Ed Balls.
As I said on this blog yeterday best bit of the HoC yesterday a double whammy to gobshite Docherty and Waaaa.r Balls
Such statesmanship. You must all be so proud.
What? Are you saying Dave is wrong?
Didn’t your darling Gordon call a woman who questioned the amount of immigration into this country a ‘bigot’? Is that not a smear? If not, why did he go straight round her house with a grovelling apology?
I’m sorry if I was unclear. My point is that a PM at the despatch box should refrain from acting like a petulant teenager. This is a habit of his and it seems to be getting worse. I’m not a big fan of the tory party as you know but there was at least a time when they behaved like adults.
Yeah but they dealing with retards whenin Rome
Yes I realise Docherty was being a smartarse. He’s still the PM. Sadly.
Throwing mobiles is more the action of a petulant teenager.
haha, made me laugh, wish the camera lingered a bit longer on the labour front bench – christ what a set of useless twats – Miliband, Harperson, Balls – if you put the 3 of them in charge of a fish n chip shop they would screw it up and they want to run the country.
I gather that Mc Shame will maken an appearence together with Oscar the Ironing Board aka Margeret Moron
So very terribly sad that my Overseas Aid Scam to RawUnder has been rumbled! What next I wonder? I know – I’ll see if I can sponge off Guido!
I really admire George Galloway. Will I still be welcomed for a few drinks?
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/who-dares-gets-jailed.html
Hmmm .
Wenesday ain’t sooo good for me , honey ;(
Can u do it the next day , or Thursday , petal ???
Ta ♥
Plus , if u unbans my moniker , Ewa might buy a drink , mightn’t she ???
Plus +1 : Get the movers and shakers to fuck off somewhere else , hun
Seasoned drunks can stay , I spose .
Plus +2 *mops cider offa keyboard an cat*
Plus +3 : Has u got rid of that ridiculous weirdy beardy yet , darlin ??
Plus +4 : No talkin bout politics , an that .
Plus +7 : No talkin .
Plus +8 : Is William Botty goin ???
How much is tube fare to SW1 these days , anyways ??
Fuck nose – probly a tenner , wotever , ain’t it ??
I find u guys an debunk ya *burrp*
Laters , Ewa x x x
why do you bother – your comments are crap
I dont lick the idea of monkiers being banned, but this blog is better off without you
Now then. E is a grande dame and I’d lick her monkier any time.
if you go round calling people monkiers, you’ll have the Chelski management after you.
SW1? let me guess the Shakespeare opposite Vicky station? or….
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/results.shtml?l=SW1
Guido
I already supply many in SWI
I have the finest products
The finest crack wrapped in Davidoff leaves…
I even used to deliver to N Scotland Y if you know what I mean
Until the Sun blew my cover
But I am sure that I can supply your Christmas drinks party and have everyone rolling around happy and totally out of control…
Can I put you on a retainer fawkes?
SInce I have already given you a platform in the WSJ and now the Sun
A retainer would be cheaper for such a good whitewashing and disinformation job you are doing for me…
Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.
Liebore are at war with Murdoch. Liebore have always been at war with Murdoch.
Is your needle stuck?
Guido’s Christmas Drinks:
Bring your own.
surely some mistake , free drinks all night isnt it
Free for some perhaps but I have a suspicion that it will be Joe Public picking up the tab again, in absentia.
mmm see if I can make it ….. Ill be the one with the black trench coat and empty pint glass , asking if Old holbourn has turned up to enquire who does his graphics .
had a few wha wha whaaas from labour , but I get the feeling they are a bit more uncertain behind the winning smiles , I have always been fascinated why even an educated Labour conscript , has a bit of miscompute when faced with the fact , healing the economy will almost take as long as the time they were hosing the walls with tax payer champagne joy, when in office . Nor the truth about the wastelands they created while spending for vote dillusion . As ever they shout and talk about a lot about anything but the inherent fraud of there own ideaology .
So we have chancellors pre budget speech and then its onto round 2 of EU robbers disguised as indiferent beaurocrats in jan , after that its anyones guess if USA has fiscal cliff and Euro has fiscal truth .
I dont think I will post much , to put it mildly , the liars are running out of runway if they havent worked out what to do , it will wash them all out there seats .
What is so fuckin’, difficult about spelling the word ‘bureaucrats’ correctly?
That so appealled to my childish sense of humour. Lol
No further explanation needed. Lol
lo…lo…lo …now that was an yvette
Me and the boys will be paying a visit .
I hope the count has remembered to lay on plenty of that Fullers.
I can’t afford to go drinking with you guys, can’t afford to keep me heating on.
try a one coat emulsion
.. and shutting the bloody windows too!
He ain’t got any windows – when did you ever see a cardboard box with windows?
Cardboard City Lets on the net
7,000 people in the Rhondda have been left for hours tonight without water .
No fucking visit from David Cameron .
In fact no fucking Conservative to be found anywhere near the place .
Thank Christ for Peter Hain .
Wheres Bryant ?
Isn’t Wales a Libor enclave ??
To 204.
Yes it is,based on coal.
Liebour seem to forget that they closed down more mines than the Cons under Weggie woody benn.
Liebour are a young party as politics go and are by far the party who have consistently let the people of this land down in many ideological ways.
This party are for state control of peoples lives as was the USSR until it was put out of business.
When are the red rose brain dead voters going to cotton on that the party that their ancestors voted for years ago,is not that same party.
They are a party of political opportunists as are the other two in it for what they can get.
When oh When are voters going to wake up to reallity and get rid of these parasites who for long enough have exploited us for their own ends.
We’ll keep the red flag flying here.
“Thank Christ for Peter Hain ”
Does he glow in the dark?
Help me Rhonnda
I knew it wouldn’t take much time.
So if Cameron turned up now, as in this very instant, and all the water came back on at his command. If he then found well paying jobs for everyone there. And if he turned the Rhondda into heaven on earth. If he did all of this, would he get any credit from the locals for it? Would he get any thanks? Would he get any votes?
The answer to all three is “no”. The locals would still vote Labour, who would then go and bugger everything up again, whilst blaming “the Tories” for their corrupt incompetence.
By voting Labour, despite everything, people (I use the term loosely) in Rhondda, Rotherham, Middlesbrough, Croydon North, and other crap holes, break the first rule of civilised behaviour in humans and animals – DON’T SHIT ON YOUR OWN DOORSTEP!
To 210.
You are absolutely spot on sir in what you say.
My compliments.
“No fucking visit from David Cameron .”
Like everyone else, he probably has no idea where Rhondda is.
I take it it’s just a Labour shit-hole. Speaking of Labour – did they build public toilets in Rhondda? NO? Not in 13 years of Labour government? No toilets? But Labour blew a trillion quid!?
Maybe Labour doesn’t give a shit about Rhondda, either.
To 212.
Liebour are quite adept at blowing other peoples money,they have a history of it.
Their financial grasp of things over the years ammounts to financial incompetence.
Saff baby, do stop using numbers when replying. They always get shifted about as temp modded posts get through. Use the unchanging time of the posting to which you are referring – then we will all know whom you are addressing.
Hope that helps “going forward”.
I ran this Huntry – don’t you forget it!
Prescott what will you name the baby!!! he did kick!!!!
i am not pregnent. i am only a fatty.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9713651/ECB-wins-case-to-conceal-Greek-debt-secrets.html
http://aprilemily.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ingsoc.jpg
Oh – that lovely soft pink sphincter! – that gorgeous tight anal ring! – beam me up!
mine WAS a largshh won
I’ll read this lot tommorrow.
Damned decent of you, I’m sure.
Last night I was in The Maerdy geting ratarsed .
I knew nothing about all this until I got home .
The Tories dont give a fuck about us .
I remember when it snowed in February 1978 .
At least Labour sent a snow plough stuck on the end of a tractor .
Sometimes I feel it would be better to gouge out my eyes so I don’t have look upon a Tory Britain.
When I get that depressed at the poverty and hopelessness of a class riven, prospect zero, youth unemployed, coal fired, Thatcher legacy UK society,
I fly to Tuscany for the winter
Labour had thirteen years but did fuck all
They created a huge group of Benny scroungers! – beat that you bastard!
.. fuck all, except fuck everything up for us.
You know how Dave was so grieved by the press
He told Leveson to sort out the mess?
I wonder what snooper he’ll get to nose
Into the risks that local councils pose
If every oik’s tablet’s stuffed to the brim
With what they know about you, me – and him
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20539715
I’m there. I’ll come dressed as Tarzan in a tight fitting leopard skin thong , swinging a giant inflateable banana. Game on. Thanks.
No! – I love Hunts – any shape – any size! At the very least they give you pleasure and interest! Cameron is just a waste of space and time, – in fact – a horrible little slimy shit! – and who needs that?
Just remember that wee Johnny only drinks half-pints (or is that some undefinable amount in litres or Millidrops?)