November 29th, 2012

The Celebrity Inquiry


  1. 1
    National Socialist says:

    Where’s 8illy?

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Oh the soft fucker will be along shortly with one of his inane comments.

    Care In The Community does not work.

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    Lord Justice Poofy Boots says:

    Is the press going to set up an Irish model for regulation?

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    Arthur Foxache says:

    Sooo will this report mean that newspapers will have to be truthfull….hahaha..sorry

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    Allan D says:

    You mean one that makes no sense? Isn’t that what Leveson has proposed?

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    Meanwhile says:

    What a waste of time, money, energy and political capital just cos a few tossers had their dirty little secrets outed.
    End of my huge rant.

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    Lord Justice Poofy Boots says:

    His English has improved. He no longer comes across as a five year old.

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    Lord Justice Poofy Boots says:

    I can’t make heads or tails of it. Not sure what to make of it all.

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    His Teacher says:


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    My fee not to follow says:

    It is never a waste of time and money to leave no stone unturned in the pursuit of blah blah blah

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    Lord Justice Poofy Boots says:

    The trigger was Milly Dowler and the unproved believe that her phone had been hacked by NI ,but you have a point. Is this just protecting celebrities as opposed to the ordinary common folk?

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    Wart says:

    We can now expect to see him falling out of some nightclub with no knickers on, can we?

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    Anonymous says:

    It took an eminent judge 18 months to hear evidence and produce a 2,000 page report; it took someone like PR Cameron less than 24 hours to read it and reject the important part of it.

    In that 24 hrs PR Cameron would have spent hours playing video games, slept, etc. Can anyone guess how many pages PR Cameron would have read?

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s his IQ too.

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    So now Brian and Mr Jay (unknowingly or unwittingly) cross the line into celebrity.

    The snake is eating itself.

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    wycombewanderer says:

    Any investigation no matter how costly, how lengthy and how convoluted, which proves that Brown and Watson are fucking liars and that Morgan is an utter Hunt, is time and money well spent in my book!

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s OK. There will be an executive summary for Dummies

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Carolyn Quinn’s presenting PM; hopefully that means Eddie’s on Newsnight.

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    The BBC spent all morning and early afternoon making up stories about the Leveson Inquiry and those associated with it. Are the BBC so stupid as to not realise this is what Leveson is on about. Where do the BBC get their jumped up reporters from, John Lewis rejects?

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    The savant8.5 says:

    Lord leaveusalone says. :

    My work here is done

    I m off to take a well. Earned five year break in bermuda .

    The itemised fee document ( in the legal world we do not stoop to calling it an invoice ). Has already been tendered to. The treasury and regardless of their ongoing financial incontinence i have stipulated full payment wihin. 30 days after. Which my chambers have been instructed to charge interest at five percent for each day outstanding

    Toodl. Pip

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Like the Milibands money, Leveson is going off-shore.

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    The savant8.5 says:

    There is no such thing as a john lewis reject .

    Unlike comet , blacks, clinton cards , woolworths et al the johnlewis people are a partnership thus they stand or. fall together.

    At the moment sir elton john says

    They re still. Standing ….

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Steve Coogan, Hugh Grant, Tom Watson, John Prescott, and Chris Bryant.

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    The ones that fail to get a job at John Lewis!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Plato says:

    It was all caught on CCTV?? They went through his rucksack and nicked his stuff while he was half unconscious??

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    Plato says:

    The laws to prevent this already exist, and have done for years. Nobody’s got the bollox to use them.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    BBC: ‘Press wreaked havoc..’
    Just the same illiterate usage as the Guardian’s; funny, that.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    My unearned millionth are only rethting off-sthore until the revoluthion, at which point I will thare the money with my comradeth, the workerth.


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    A fine pair of lungs. I can PROVE it. says:

    What a waste of valuable time and money. What an utter fucking disgrace this. Levenson should be shot. Celebrity self interest is real motive here. Disgraceful.

    Labour want control over the press so that they can carry on with nasty smear campaigns without the press questioning their motives.

    The ordinary person is lost in all this. They just have to suffer in silence. While the the truth is lost in all the carnage. Unacceptable.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Illiterate? Do you mean it ought to be ‘wrought’? ‘Wreaked’ is perfectly OK. ‘Wrought’ is an obsolete past form of ‘work’, as in ‘What hath God wrought?’ It’s increasingly used as a past form of ‘wreak’ and is acceptable now, but it isn’t compulsory.

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    Mr Jay, Mrs Ed's boss says:

    I will now be representing showbiss…

    Lord Cashpoint (and proud of it) will assist me

    Just as Brian Levison has…

    We are all in this together…

    Yummy yummmmy…lots of yummy yummy….

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    Lord >Oh Sugar Sugar says:

    I will help as well

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    Ken Clarke says:

    They’re just little scamps! No one should be in prison! How wonderful these little scamps are out and about, scampering around their communities! They’re no danger to anyone!

    Chortle Chortle.

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    GQ magazine says:

    Let’s have a party

    It is the right thing to do

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget Max Mosley.
    His Dad would be so proud.

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour shamelessly used the Dowlers and McCanns to further their own political agenda.The BBC have perpetuated lies throughout the whole affair.

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    Plato says:

    His dad is the problem.

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    QC says:

    Does the report discuss the lucrative phenomenon of ‘”star’s” super injunctions?

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    Anonymous says:

    Murdoch shut down the NoTW when the scandal was uncovered.
    When will the BBC shut down Newsnight?

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    Labour's Ministry of Truth says:

    No one will party.
    All newspapers and magazines must comply and write what we dictate.

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    Trougher Mansfield QC says:

    A worthy successor to me.

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    Sarah Champion (Newly elected Labour MP for Rotherham) says:

    EXCLUSIVE:Guido Fawkes’ Blog “Order Order” won’t be part of a state licensed media

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    Rightallalong says:

    Miliband keeps using poor Milly Dowler as a political football to attack Cameron. He (Miliband)’s a disgrace.

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    Common Purpose says:

    Our “graduate” Sarah Champion is mistaken about this point and is recalled to HQ immediately for re-training.

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    Another Engineer says:

    The length of time spent on something is not correlated with its usefulness.

    Just like the amount of money spent is not a measure of success.

    Unfortunately our not very esteemed ex-Prime Minister didn’t quite grasp that.

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    Call me Dave says:

    Guido,You fucking bellend..

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    Alexandre Boris de Pfeffel Johnson says:

    It’s called an “ouroboros,” not to be confused with “Our Boris.”
    But you can call me “Bo,” or you can call me “Jo,” or you can call me Bojo”…

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    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Miliband’s imminent punishment beating will show exactly what happens to anyone who messes with the press consensus

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    Oswald Mosley says:

    If you’d all listened to me, we wouldn’t have all this stuff-and-nonsense about “freedom of the press,” a luxury that a nation which has transcended its foolish need for “democracy” would immediately abolish as “unproductive.”

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    Meanwhile says:

    Don’t forget the peadoes at the B B C – 28 still not identified.

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    Meanwhile says:

    Thacker, whats happened to Thacker. Fuck all I bet.

  53. 53 says:

    She’s keeping her head down. Probably in someone’s lap.

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    A Different Anonymous says:

    Don’t get overwrought about it, old chum.

  55. 55 says:

    Does it really take 24hours to read ‘the state should control the press’?

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    Engineer says:

    The word ‘wrought’ is not obsolete. It is still used to describe, for example, steels that have been worked by a process such as rolling, forging or cold drawing, thus differentiating them from ‘cast’ steels.

    Here endeth the pedantry.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron started an inquiry delay the problem. It had come up again so now he wants all party meeting even though they don’t agree on the fundamental point. All he wants is to delay it by few more months.

    Problem is, all these shit including fate of his friends like Brooks, Andy, etc are going to hit his face near election. Other big issue waiting to happen is LD MPs jumping to Labour to save their ass as otherwise they will lose their MP job. There will be Tory MP jumping to UKIP to save their ass as well.

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    Grammar Lad says:

    What a waste of time, effort and money.

    All these public school thickos looking up each other’s arse.

    What is to become of us !

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    Eeyore says:

    She is to be promoted to a higher level, beyond the scope of her responsibilty with freedom to make mistakes.

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    JH1 says:

    You get a good standard of totty at John Lewis. Their Peterborough branch had an ex page 3 girl on the perfume counter for a couple of years. Fond memories.

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    Anonymous says:

    Same as what’s happened to the Duggan plods no doubt

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    Anonymous says:

    State already control the press this is why Andy, Brooks, etc are being in court. What the judge is trying to do is to make poor people who had the misfortune (like losing their kids) to get justice in a cheaper way so that these people will also get justices.

    This all started to come out because a rich man (Max Moseley) helped the poor to go and fight the press in courts.

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    Dave's Planning Oberleutener says:

    Shut up at the back.

    Wait until you’re spoken to, and ready to be concreted over.

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    All our politicians are shits says:

    Nothing new there then

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    Engineer says:

    If you ask a judge to run an inquiry, it’s almost inevitable that said judge will end up proposing a Law of some sort. Members of the legal profession think the whole world works by laws alone, and cannot comprehend anthing that doesn’t.

    There are many examples of things that work perfectly well without laws; boilers do not routinely blow up because they are designed, manufactured, operated and maintained to Codes of Practice and Standards drawn up by members of my profession for the precise purpose of ensuring that boilers do not routinely blow up. No laws involved, but it works; boiler failures are comparatively rare.

    The Press need to set up a sort of super-PCC as soon as they can, and one with real teeth, with representatives of press and lay public making decisions in it. The sooner they do that, the less chance of Parliament trying to regulate by Statute.

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    tossers says:

    but the victims are now celebrities and get to sit in the posh seats at the Cup Final so its not all bad.

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    Boles N. says:

    Bendover Wendover

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    Selohesra says:

    Fondle mammaries

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    Jimmy says:

    This site is now running ads for Hacked Off. You have to hand it to them: they are consistently unprincipled.

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    Eeyore says:

    British Press 1 – Brian Leveson 10,000,000 GBP

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    So the government reckons we need to cut energy use by 40%. They go on about making savings, but forget they want to build at least 2 million new homes. Any savings made will simply get eaten up by more house building and even more immigration.

    They really don’t get it do they?

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    Fred D. says:

    How many lawyers could you get in a boiler, I mean in a decent sized Lancashire, before they jammed up the safety valve.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Can I suggest in the wake of the Leveson report that we scrap IPSA and set up a totally independent MPS expenses and allowances watchdog free of any participation or influence of the Houses of Parliament with maybe a Taxpayers Alliance rep and a private sector accountant who lives and has worked in the real world to deal with the delusionists who inhabit Parliament

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    Dave's Dozies says:

    We don’t need to, old chum, we are the heirs of William 1 and Anthony Aloitius the First.

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    David Cameron says:

    I am setting up a Committee of Enquiry to look into the findings and propsals of the Leveson Report.

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    Stasi Monitor says:

    It’s known as “Done a Cressida”

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    tossers says:

    I still want the press to report when Hugh Grant gets a dodgy blow job from a hooker.
    Those stories are always fun to read.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And of course there will beat plenty to beat him giing how unprincipled and hypocritical Liebor are and of course how deeply corrupt it is.

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    Just Asking says:

    This applause, was it before or after he answered questions ?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And dont forget the John Lewis list that first port of call for Liebour MPS

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    Ken Dodd Still Gives Leveson Nightmares says:

    I think Ken Dodd had this dickhead sussed out from first sight.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see Alistair Campbell is all over the BBC once again. I caught him on Radio 5 today with Richard Bacon, it was vomit inducing bile from Bacon

    ” Oh Alistair”

    “Alistair” *** swoon***

    He couldn’t have forced himself up Campbell’s backside any further if he tried.

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    It must be a full, over-arching, independent, judge-led enquiry with no ( taxpayer ) expense spared.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    The press have always been in the pocket of the politicians. Any hack who doesn’t do as they’re told gets frozen out. If you’re a Westminster hack and no one will talk to you, you’re stuffed.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Is’nt it amazing how the BBC loves to give airtime to discredited Labour dross?

    Jacqui Smith (always doing specials for the BBC and never off the TV)

    Tony Blair less said the better

    Alistair Campbell shouldn’t he be in the Hague awaiting trial?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Yeah he couldnt put one over Dddy,you have to hand it to these Scousers,How tickled I am

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And Marr ,Bacon and Campbell N all closet lefties

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    Anonymous says:

    boris da flafel unlimited.
    it is deep fried.

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Channel 4 News under the leadership of John Snow are twisting the Leveson Report to suit their own agenda.

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    JH1 says:

    Yes, that’s right. I remember now.


    Good old Mail ––LA-hooker-wrecked-image-lost-Liz-Hurley.html

    Also, let’s not forget that STEVE COOGAN IS A HOO-ER AND COKE FREAK

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    Devine says:

    No fun to give the tiddler head tho hunny chile

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Didnt the Libyans capture Qadaffis press mouthpiece recently HE will come to a sticky end Campbell A should reflect

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    Engineer says:

    Lancashire boilers went out with the Ark. There would be no point getting a lawyer in one anyway; they wouldn’t know how to use a descaling hammer.

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    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Oh the Leveson Report will allow me to say one thing and do another. I shall order my troops to vote against Cameron, even if what he says is right. My bandwagon knows no bounds.

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    you keep saying the same doesn't make it right..but it is so obvious says:

    as Ronnie would have said…’there you go again’

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    JH1 says:


    In the same way Goebbels was a ‘closet’ Nazi?

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    All these bad dreams I get seeing mutilated bodies in Iraq says:

    time ‘hic’ for another ‘hic’ drink

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    Tachybaptus says:

    And they’re so toxic you couldn’t even boil them down to make a nourishing soup.

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    fitzfitz says:

    Let’s refresh our memory of Devine Brown … while we await UN regulation of the internet – safe, transparent, fair : just like Mugabe.

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    Anonymous says:

    Personally i would have been more devestated at the information that came out in court about Mr Dowler, than the possibility (never proved) that the phone was hacked into.I have never understood the hysteria.

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    fitzfitz says:

    Does the Clegg Statute say that we cannot mention Devine Brown now ?

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    Anonymous says:

    escape off shore
    is it the done thing?
    must be safer out there.

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    fitzfitz says:

    It takes only seconds to look up Devine Brown …

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    Anonymous says:


    is love irrational?
    so be irrational.

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    Anonymous says:

    They had Ann Diamond on, God knows why. Of course shes not pleased. Obviously thought Brian would say celebs are all saints and mustnt be looked at directly in the eye !

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    bunterwatch says:

    or doing a vaz..

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    GOD HELP US ALL...... says:

    London riots: ‘Mugging’ verdicts quashed

    Get on this Guido. Surely we can’t let this be brushed under the carpet during today of all days. Good day to bury bad news eh?

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    Anonymous says:

    the death of a child is being mis.used?
    children certainly get our attention and sympathy.
    they are life.

    what is the political agenda?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Why were the convicions quashed?

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    Anonymous says:

    ah yes, 45 minutes per thrill camp.bell.
    does it ever end?

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    re covictions

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    fitzfitz says:

    Clegg’s Statute will make it clear just what can be printed and what not … fair, transparent, correct, corrupt & putrescent.

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    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Point taken

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    Labour...menadacious expedient sociopaths all of 'em says:

    it is true engineer you can’t trust an old boiler…witness harriet harman

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    Question Brine says:

    Tonight’s Question Time actually promises to be a boisterous affair for a change. On the panel are Patrick Mcloughlin, former NOTW editor Neil Wallis, Charlotte Church, Simon Jenkins and Chris Bryfronts.

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    Woodbine says:

    How about a PCC made up of a citizen council selected by lot (like juries are) to oversee the whole thing? Each citizen spends 4 years in place and the council could take decisions as to whether to fund prosecutions against the press on behalf of people defamed or harassed?

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Lord Leveson and a load of fucking celebs.

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    Mrs Blair says:

    I have my chamber all ready.

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    GOD HELP US ALL...... says:

    ??????? Exactly. There is video evidence…….

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    Fact Hunt says:

    Why has it taken 18 months and feck knows how many £ms to come up with 2000 pages which tell us precisely what anyone with a modicum of common sense knew all along?

    Politicians will get into bed with anybody who can enhance their career.

    Plod aren’t averse to a brown envelope now and then.

    Editors will do anything to sell papers.

    Gordon Brown needs sectioning for life.

    Bunter Twatson can dish it out but can’t take it.

    If Millionaireband was any more lightweight he’d float off.

    Spineless Dave couldn’t judge a dog show.

    Hunt is a smarmy git who will get his with a bit of luck.

    Clegg is a pointless twat.

    A plague on all their fucking houses.

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    celebs feel the pinch as they still need to seek injunctions.. says:

    a one track pony who comes over as a lightweight but enjoys the publicity when it suits……is that a celebrity thing ? ….or just a result of an inflated opinion of his own importance

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    limp wick lighter's guild says:

    perhaps zak told him he might make a good mp

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    Anonymous says:

    Im sorry, but whilst it was dreadful that Milly Dowler was murdered why would the parents feel so distraught at the thought that a text message was deleted ? to me, my daughter being murdered by a nutter would be the main problem. I find the whole situation very odd. Its almot as though it was an excuse to get at the press over the reporting of the questioning of her father in court.

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    Susie says:

    UKIP’s Rotherham candidate Jane Collins: Problem at Rotherham polling stations, Labour bully boys trying to remove any UKIP polling agents!

    There goes our democracy.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Brilliant precis !

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    Anonymous says:

    Have we heard any pronouncements from hacked off head man yet ?

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    why watch 4 ones enough says:

    they flew the hugh grant puff piece last night didn’t they ? snow is a snide sneering leftie regardless of subject matter … ITV’s version of john humphrey crossed with roland rat

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    Anonymous says:

    when is the 2nd coming of christ david icke.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dont forget Sienna Miller and her affair with a married father of four, one of the Gettys i think. Oh, arent they a savoury lot !

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    Labour says:

    We believe in a state regulated press. Especially when we’re running the state.

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    Common Purposegate says:

    Interesting debate on Iain Dale’s LBC programme tonight between Hacked Off stasi Steven Barnett and a guy called Thor from the Human Rights Foundation- who was totally against any state “underpinning” or regulation of the press.

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    Brian Leveson is a retard says:

    And why was the report released as 2,000 pages (x however many copies), when it could have been released as a “save the tree” PDF?

    Could it be – as we all suspect – Brian Leveson doesn’t quite ‘get’ the Internet?

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    Anonymous says:

    Richard Bacon is one of the luckiest people alive, as he is useless as a presenter, i dont know why they keep him on.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    I think the Labour-thupporting Murdoch Empire, with the thupport of the Labour government, behaved dethpicably and thould obviouthly have been regulated and..

    oh thit.

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    hahahahaha says:

    Chris Bryfronts.

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    Margaret Moran is a mentalist says:

    I lost my marbles and morals at John Lewis and ran a huge imaginary account.

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    MILF Watch says:

    Maria Miller is milfy. She’s got that prim and proper school teacher/librarian exterior that hints at raunch underneath.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    We certainly left the Country in a state.

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    One hundred and eighty. says:

    Think you covered that quite well, how are you on doing the Lotto?, I reckon you could get the 6 numbers.

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    Don't want to same as the Edinburgh Labour Voting Dogshite says:

    So we are stuck with the Status Quo. Same old tripe.

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    Met Police says:

    We’re delighted that the report today found no evidence of corruption in the police. We must dash now. We’re going on a staff outing to a health spa for massages with happy endings.

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    confused.... says:

    I presumed it would be available to download

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    confused.... says:

    a la jacqui ?

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    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    A great day to bury bad news….#pass thesickbucket

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    Richard Chimney says:

    Be serious.

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    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Alert says:

    but we’ve got one nation left

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    Don't want to share the same air as the Edinburgh Labour Voting Dogshite says:

    I despies the hypicritical t*rds that are Labour. I fucking despies them.

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    Sarah Bigcow says:

    I totes promise 2 behave myself this time! *innocent face* Gr8 2 b bak! *cum face*

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    Oops says:

    Sorry, of course it should’ve said Sally Bigcow. You must excuse me, Sarah Brown and Sally Bercow both spout so much shit on twitter, it’s easy to get them mixed up.

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    IMHO says:

    IMHO. I think Leveson got it right and the Tories got it wrong. But at least they are not behaving like hypocrites unlike Labour who want control of the press for their own political ends. Faux outrage about Dowler in my view. Labour wish to silence their critics in media.End off.

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    Ollie Vassami says:

    I imagine that it’s written in an unclear manner is so that the Stasi can pick’n’mix .

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    They'll be coming for you next says:

    “Labour bully boys trying to remove any UKIP polling agents!”

    And the police are doing precisely nothing.

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    Rightallalong says:

    But Max Moseley is a pillar of society.

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    Ollie Vassami says:

    Nothing wrong with Status Quo.

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    Sunking says:

    Trevor Caravan Editor of Sun failed to make a point because he is far too busy sucking on Labour’s cock.

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    Hank the Cat says:

    Fatty Watson, still keeping a low profile, well as low as a fat bastard can

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    Winston Smith says:

    Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    It is disgraceful that the Prime Minister seems to have rejected statutory regulation of the press.
    Many in my Party have been falsely accused on many occasions, of being sexual perverts for example. I, a distinguished politician as a case in point, have been lampooned and falsely accused by the media of fiddling my expenses, paying my dear wife £20,000 a year for doing nothing, being a pervert, chasing young girls for sex, traveling abroad at taxpayer’s expense for sex, being a Russian Spy, consorting with organised criminals in Portsmouth for personal gain and political donations and bringing in thousands of asylum seekers so that they could make millions from housing them and providing the planning permissions for such. I have also been accused of being a Freemason and all my illegal activities being so connected and that I have had my snout in the taxpayer’s trough since the age of 21. None of any of the above is remotely true, that is why I, the Liberal Democrats and the Grand Master will be strongly pushing for statutory regulation of the media. Boaz.

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    Spazzy Student @Edinburgh Universiry says:

    Jog on Tories.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    He was absolutely outraged that the Prime Minister had decided to go against Leveson, absolutely outraged. He said ‘the Prime Minister is afraid to stand up to the press’ or some such bollox.

    Yes, how dare our Prime Minister go against the Left Wing Consensus at the BBC.

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    Anonymous says:

    It was Thor Halvorssen, who was heavily patronised by Barnett despite having years of experience fighting abuse.
    Halvorssen told Barnett he’d rather pick the first ten names from the phone book than have someone like him on an “independent” committee deciding which papers were allowed to be published or what the British public could read.

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    lupus lupus says:

    A bad moon rising.

  166. 166
    do me a favour says:

    He was on Iain Dale’s LBC prog tonight.
    Very patronising and constantly interrupted the man opposed to state regulation.

  167. 167
    Tom Fatson says:

    Fuck off !!!

  168. 168
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    I was just thinking the same thing! They certainly don’t make any attempt to hide their political bias. If they ever think that a Tory is actually making a valid point that people might support, they are on them like attack dogs.

  169. 169
    Meanwhile says:

    A 15-year-old Afghan girl has died after she was set upon by two men, who hacked her head part-way off, because she rejected a marriage proposal.

    Ah dontcha just love muzzies and the religion of piss.

  170. 170
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

  171. 171
    Common Purposegate says:

    Campbell was also spouting his bile on the One Show.
    But the more he fronts the pro-state regulation movement, the more the British public will remember how thousands of our soldiers died because of his lies about WMD.
    Chris Bryant and Charlotte Church on Question Time.

    It’s time those against state control got properly organised.

  172. 172
    Joss Taskin says:

    Did the proposed Caravan Tax annoy him ?

  173. 173
    Joyce Thacker says:

    We should respect their culture.

  174. 174
    Labour's Ministry of Truth says:

    Stories like this are forbidden under section 38 of our press law.
    Jackboot soldiers are on their way.

  175. 175
    Dave (call me shifty) Cameron says:

    Room for a small one?

  176. 176
    IMHO says:

    You’ve got a nerve, just hacked my moniker!.

  177. 177
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    “thousands”? Did you do arithmetic at primary school?

  178. 178
    multiculticunts says:

    Cant we give them British passports and bring them over here to enrich us?

  179. 179
    Ken says:

    and build ‘em a gurt big moscow thing!

  180. 180
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    You’d have to be fucking desperate to want to poke an ugly cow like that.

  181. 181
    Joyce Tfhucker says:

    I respect their cowlcha so much I had me clit cut off, – that’s why I look such a sour-faced bitch.

  182. 182
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    You might want to ask for a dictionary for Christmas.

  183. 183
    Bad Max Moseley says:

    Hack me off baby!

  184. 184
    IMHO says:

    J’Accuse Karaoke has deemed it prudent to sing ‘Far Away’ for the time being.

  185. 185
    How many times have you been told? says:

    Joined-up thinking is not encouraged when in politics.

  186. 186
    Nurse says:

    Now Gordon – it’s all over now! – calm down – and stop pushing things in your botty! We’ve only just got botty better from last time!

  187. 187
    EdButLookBalls says:

    That leftie twunt Carolyn Quim spent the most of Radio 4Labour’s PM propaganda broadcast harrassing invited Cameron sympathisers mostly Phil Hammond with pro-Leaverson comments about how nasty Cameron is in not giving into his recommendations and mentioning Dowler et al. God the Beeboids are getting really annoyed. Where is that fat cnut TWatson hiding, he is a massive lump of shite!!

  188. 188
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    If it’s any help, Sally is the one who likes to take it up the shitter from a big strapping pikey.

  189. 189
    Sir Brianony Henry Leveson PC QC says:

    Is it all over yet?

    *Spies overflowing ashtray and wonders whether to empty it, or not….*

  190. 190
    Meanwhile says:

    Ben Curran‏@CllrBenCurran

    Intrigued by #Leveson? @tom_watson will be in #Sheffield discussing #Murdoch on 6th December. Free tickets here:

    An event to be missed.

  191. 191
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I know just what you mean! I can’t stand Tories either!

  192. 192
    It's all about identification says:

    It would appear that their is insufficient credible evidence that the two individuals convicted are the same two on the video.

  193. 193
    keerrrrching!! says:

    We’re not discriminatory like you Jimmy.

  194. 194
    How many times have you been told? says:

    It’s enough to turn people against trial by jury – just think of the money that a judge-led criminal justice system would save in these straitened times.

  195. 195
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Bell END OF!

  196. 196
    IMHO says:

    Appearing as the Widow Twankey (not recommended for children under the age of 45).

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    I never understood the drama about charlotte church, surely her management were at fault for not protecting her more, i mean she was a child when she was singing all over the place, yet more hypocrisy.

  198. 198
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    Binge fuelled bilge to follow later…………

  199. 199
    T. P. Fuller says:


    He likes meths as much as I do. We drank a couple of pints each on the bench outside the library.

  200. 200
    T. P. Fuller says:

    Any relation of the Wonder Horse, luv? I see a family resemblance.

  201. 201
    IMHO says:

    Three bedsheets to the wind again?.

  202. 202
    T. P. Fuller says:

    They make good glue. QCs are the best, as good as welding.

  203. 203
    T. P. Fuller says:

    “Can I suggest in the wake of the Leveson report that we scrap the Houses of Parliament”

    Fixed it for ya.

  204. 204
    ah! monika says:

    Jimmy Savile investigation: Man in his 80s questioned.

    Come on Sally. Who’s trending

  205. 205
    Lies Doucette says:

    We should do more to present the human side of the Taliban

  206. 206
    Tom Fatson says:

    As ever, it will be a sell-out. No, I mean sell out, not sell-out as in ‘sell-out’.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Yes Campbell sexed up the intelligence by inserting the phrase “beyond doubt”. This was a lie.

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    nellnewman says:

    I entirely agree with David Davies view that putting parliament in charge of press control would be putting the fox in charge of the hen house.

    I have no doubt MP’s want it – they are prevented at the mo from claiming max expenses etc for fear of being exposed in the press. If they could just control the press they could go back to claiming £100k a year for 1 bed flats without fear of public exposure.

  210. 210
    IMHO says:

    Yes Sally do tell, more Chateneuf Du Pape?.

  211. 211
    nellnewman says:

    Well obviously the tickets need to be free . Who would pay to listen to that!!

    But if it’s a bad night, lots of snow and ice there’ll be some who are grateful to get in out of the cold and snooze on the back row whilst he whitters on.

  212. 212

    Yup, just when you think that particular ‘culture’ cannot get more bestial, something comes along to tell you ‘ oh yes it can’.

  213. 213
    nellnewman says:

    I think that’s rather cheap for sally and her ilk I think she’d expect a much more expensive wine than that – paid for by the taxpayer of course!!

  214. 214
    Saffron says:

    Any attempt to use statute law to govern the press is the thin edge of the wedge which leads us onto a totalitarion country.
    Remember folks the USSR,could the press such as it was speak freely no it could not,only PRAVDA the state propaganda media could do that and guess what they did,well they followed the party line.
    Now we have Red Eddy/Libdumb Cleggyeuroboy in favour of press control via statute law.
    These common purpose/europrat politicians are a disgrace seeing that they are involved in political gain and nothing else.
    I for one don’t blame Cammoron in that he would not like to be the PM who goes down in history as the guy who brought in statute law to control freedom of speech.
    Freedom of speech is one of the pillars of a democratic society once you lose that you are on the slippery slope of state control of everything,ie: common purpose,the state will run your lives and you will have no say.
    Tell you what folks I want no part in this kind of government.

  215. 215
    Operation Crossbow says:

    How interesting that the BBC are wheeling out the ‘z list celebs’ to spout the bile about the press once again, despite the BBC being told that the whole Leveson thing has been hijacked by Hugh Grant and co.

    The BBC love a lefty luvvie

  216. 216
    stroppycow says:

    Well that’s clear.

  217. 217
    Herman van Rumboy says:

  218. 218
    Huge Rant says:

    I love a huge rant.

  219. 219
    mraemiller says:

    “Why was Leveson clapped earlier?”

    It is cutomary for an audience to clap at the end of a comedy routine.

    Just been having an equally funny conversation with Dr Eoin Clarke on twitter.
    Apart from the fact that a blogger who’s just had to apologise to Lord Ashcroft probably shouldn’t be throwing stones at newspaper editors …he also informed me that I am wrong to think that McCanns are slightly self publicising

    “Anything but compassion is difficult to fathom”

    Welcome to the future…

  220. 220
    stroppycow says:

    Playing to a packed house I see.

  221. 221
    ah! monika says:

    Instead Cameron will go down for State control of the price of Booze.

    Needless to say 45p per unit will not affect champagne.

  222. 222 says:

    Will Jeremy Hunt now be able to make use of statutory regulation seeing as he has been shown to be an innocent victim of media persecution?

  223. 223
    The Beeb is not fit for purpose. says:

    No mention at all on the 10 o’clock news about the by-elections.
    story instead abot the ice sheets melting in Greenland etc. that could perfectly well have been run on another night.
    would it have been different had the Liebour and Libdum candidates been performing better? Of course it would.


  224. 224 says:

    Be fair. These Eurocrats can’t afford the time to do any work when they have all their perks and fiddles to exploit.

  225. 225
    Ken Dodd Still Gives Leveson Nightmares says:

    It was probably David Blunkett typing it.

  226. 226
    IMHO says:

    The really bad news is that we have already lost freedom of speech for the ‘little’ people, certainly on the MSM anyway and more importantly in everyday life, I’m sure that am not alone in having to mentally check the the tick boxes to ascertain what I am about to say will be considered politically correct before even opening my mouth in public place, or maybe I’m just old fashioned and in need of a Common Purpose course of rehabilitation, walk about with an Ingsoc graduate badge.

  227. 227
    ah! monika says:

    Seed the applause and the sheep will follow. But know not why.

  228. 228
    Goebbels says:

    I taught them everything they know.

  229. 229
    JH1 says:

    Like his Dad.

    The lefties are deeply proud to have the offspring of such an exemplary socialist as part of their cause.

    A free press is a major obstacle to their golden dawn. It must be crushed.

  230. 230
    Divine Brown says:

    ..and a big mouth.

  231. 231
    IMHO says:

    Sign of the times, the first sympathy multi-millionaires.

  232. 232
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Sky News have turned over a stone and found Kelvin Mackenzie for the paper review at 11:30. Should be good for a laugh or not, wonder if he’ll be pissed as usual?

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

  234. 234
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    Being lying through my teeth all day now; going to need a new set of dentures soon.

  235. 235
    All Religions are Total Bollux says:

    The Mooslim attitude towards women is disgusting. Just don’t forget the Crusades and Inquisitions and all the other torture and murders committed by the Christians over the centuries. a minor detail, but the C of E’s men in skirts’ supporters have just rejected women from joining the Bishop Pricks.

    All religions are based on sky fairy stories with belief frequently enforced by lethal violence.

    Religion is a major curse on mankind.

  236. 236
    Karl Schennedy says:

    I was LibDem leader for seven years and no-one realised I was pissed most of the time.

  237. 237
    Bob Fleming says:

    After months of tedious interviews and millions of tax payer cash flushed down the drain I guess Leveson couldn’t just conclude that the status quo was actually ok

  238. 238
    nellnewman says:

    Sweetie you are spe@king freely on the internet in the UK. Speech is still free and they will struggle to gag the internet!!

    That is the elephant in the room here!!!

  239. 239
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Turned up to work for first time in yonks. Got completely mullered. Shan’t be bothering again for another year.

  240. 240
    Hold the front page says:

    Who cares? Few people read the so called press before, and no-one .will read it in future. There will be a big regulator with nothing to regulate- a new job for Phat Pang Patten.

  241. 241
    Huge Rant says:

    That’s why I hate the media.

  242. 242
    The Permanent Solution says:

    Here Gordon — hold the pin with your right hand and shove this grenade up your arse with your left hand. There’s a good boy.

    Nurse is just popping out for a minute, but won’t be long.

    BOOM !!! Hooray, Hooray, That’s better now everyone, isn’t it?

  243. 243
    nellnewman says:

    That will be a Friday afternoon. They queue up thursday nights to log out afte a ‘full’ week and then claimm max wages and expenses for doing nothing

    the kinnochios of course only appe@r very rarely in the EU whilst claiming max expenses , wages and pensions.

    The Great EU scam!! But at least DanHan was there still working.

  244. 244
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

  245. 245
    Uncle Joe stalin. says:

    Piss off Gerbills. They are left wingers and follow my methods of lies and indoctrination.

  246. 246
    IMHO says:

    I would love to know the number of people that could hold their hand up and say in all honesty that they had actually waded through all 5 volumes, my guess would be 3, Lord Leveson, his proof reader and a geek from the Planet Zog.

  247. 247
    nellnewman says:

    hughgrant really is largely discredited as is charlottechurch not to menton vice cable and gordon!!

    Of course the press did wrong but as leveson has now proved it was across the board and folks like piers are as much to blame.

    Suspect it was much to do with that 13 years of labour who preferred spin and smear to transparency and honesty, were what mattered!! You listening tomwatson – you right hand man of gordon?!!

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    So much meejia time devoted to subject the vast majority do not actually give a toss about.

    You are talking to yourselves. Nobody cares.

  249. 249
  250. 250
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Hmm, Twitter abuzz with another well known celeb being ‘spoken to’ by police re Savile stuff.

  251. 251
    nellnewman says:

    Indeed. Rotherham ByElection results may be far more interesting!

  252. 252
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    Is he a Tory ? *innocent face* # notinterestedotherwise

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    Watch out Cwispy, that new pretty boy Bowls got a lot of TV coverage yesterday. Looks like your stage is being upped.

  254. 254
    nellnewman says:

    I just hope latest rumours are wrong!

  255. 255
    IMHO says:

    Rumour has it he’s a short arsed dwarf called john, ring any bells ?.

  256. 256
    nellnewman says:

    Did leveson investigate bliars and alicampbells links with news international?

    Does he have anything to say about THAT pyjama party at Chequers (Sorry Churchill!!) between the browns and the murdochs?

    No thought not!!!!

  257. 257
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    Can’t be me. I’m not a Tory.

  258. 258
    BBC News Distortion Editors says:

    What Election? We are not aware of any significant Election going on today.

  259. 259
    Sally Bercowitz says:

    My squeaky little pet was once a pretend Tory allegedly.

  260. 260
    QT Audience Rigged says:

    Audience member on QT reveals she was asked by QT “what my political agenda was?” before they would let her on the show! Confirming what we all thought that the producers pack the audience with the lefty pc brigade in their image.

  261. 261
    nellnewman says:

    So what’s the BBC take on today?

    Rotherham ByElection – what’s that?

    Rotherham UKIP Childcare Scandal – what’s that?

    Leveson’s suggestion that press should voluntarilhy adopt new atandards – what’s that?

    The beeb not good at balanced journalism!! Not good at all!!

  262. 262
    nellnewman says:

    It’s what the beeb does. And don’t forget we are all forced to pay for it!! Time For Change!!

  263. 263
    Mary Todd Lincoln says:

    During the American Civil War I ran up huge accounts in all the expensive shops. One of my sons had just recently died, and people chalked it up to the stress of that and the war. In the late 1860’s I ran up huge accounts at all the expensive shops again; people said it was from the shock of having watched my husband being murdered. In the early 1870’s, you guessed it, after a third son (the first had died in Illinois in the 50’s) croaked, off to the shops! That time, my surviving son had me institutionalized, three strikes you’re out. People knew I was just a spendthrift and didn’t really need a family tragedy to spark it. I was really just busting chops with those explanations. But once I had been diagnosed, it was easy for my son to get a conservatorship on me when I was sprung from the laughing academy, as now, everyone knew I was an adjudged lunatic. Then all the shops told me “fuck off,” in about as many words, because they didn’t want anything to do with me because I was a screwball.

    Not sayin’, Margaret– just sayin’…word to the wise, wink wink…

  264. 264
    Ed Millitwat says:

    Just think how many lovely extra Social Worker jobs we could create to ensure they were properly counselled and covered in caring love etc.

  265. 265
    An unemployed spad. says:

    Unt ,innocent,victim/? you are aving a laugh missis unt.

  266. 266
    JH1 says:

    I heard Egyptian women can no longer walk the streets without being molested.

    Even if they wear a Chador, they are fair game if it is ‘too tight’.

    Backward little fucks, so sexually repressed and messed up. Leave them about 1000 years and check to see if they have evolved a bit.

  267. 267
    Wobble Board says:

    Can you tell who it is yet?

  268. 268
  269. 269
    The BBC are cunts says:

    US ? BIASED ????????

    Not a lefty ??? We’re not fucking interested then.

  270. 270
    Unimpressed. says:

    Too much to drink(or smoke ,or whatever) does not help when commenting.It begins to show with the garbled utterances and spelling mistakes,time to pack in for you.You know who you are.

  271. 271
    Bob Fleming says:

    @Nell Thank god for Masterchef

  272. 272
    Cooky says:

    Tony Blair is a bigger tosser than Leveson – not sure anyone else is though.

    WTF is he doing putting politicians in charge of the press?


    I remember when the judging exams were noted for their rigour; not so any longer, apparently.

  273. 273
  274. 274
    Blackrodandwindowtapper. says:

    Thats one thing in your favour then.

  275. 275
    multiculticunts says:

    I demand an inquiry with a retired judge

  276. 276
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, sunshine. Get a life, mate!

    Must dash – I’m feeling rather sleepy at this point in time.

  277. 277
    Bob Fleming says:

    I don’t often get angry but Leveson – predictable BS – total waste of time and money. And he probably thinks he’s done a good job. Huge Grant and co – wind your necks in, quit the faux outrage, the public don’t give a flying f*ck

  278. 278
    Sally Websters Dictionary. says:

    We have a nice range available and now I am out of the jungle I am sure we can provide you with the perfect one(a bit more relaxed now but still trying to get the fake tan off.)

  279. 279
    Mad Maggie Moran says:

    Mary Todd Lincoln was suspected of suffering from a bipolar mood disorder which if correct explains the shopping sprees. Margaret Moran is not suspected of suffering from bipolar. She is categorized as having severe depression which should mean the she wouldn’t be able to get out of bed to buy a pint of milk let alone go on the spending sprees real or imaginary. The woman is a liar. She was unfortunately unable to fool the nut doctors into diagnosing bipolar. If she did she would have been laughing at all of us right now.

  280. 280
    Jimmy's Rightie Quote Of The Day says:

    “I’m so angry. Ukip are like us, but they just lie about it.”

    Marlene Guest, Beeyenpee candidate, Rotherham.

  281. 281
    albacore says:

    When you get down to the nitty-gritty
    In principle it’s a crying pity
    If the freedom of the press is in doubt
    Yet what do we see, day in and day out?
    The press exposes the state’s villainy
    And all folks do is grab a cup of tea
    The press might well be as free as a bird
    It’s a dead duck if what it says ain’t heard

  282. 282
    Oh dear says:

    Yes, she was positively championing at the bit in her post election speech. Anyone know how many were postal votes? The Sky bod slipped that bit in right at the very end of his obsequious interviews, probably hoping nobody would notice.

  283. 283
    Oh dear says:

    What point? She seemed to be completely on the anti-Cameron message to me. Wibble wibble…

  284. 284
    Tachybaptus says:

    Our poet in chief, Albacore,
    Leaves readers all shouting for more.
    His usage of rhyme
    Is just as sublime
    As his handling of metre is sure.

  285. 285
    DL George says:

    Not true though Nell.
    How many people have been arrested for non ‘pc’ conversations on Twitter / the blogosphere recently? ‘Anonymous’ posts protect nobody, Labour saw to that with it’s multi billion pound project to spy on our internet habits.

    PC culture and laws flow from the influence of ‘Common Purpose’, the very organisation behind ‘Hacked Off’ with key players influencing the Leveson inquiry from within. Dangerous.

    Fingers crossed Cameron will stick to his guns and tell comrades Clegg and Milliband to f*** right off.

  286. 286
    DL George says:

    There’s no way on Earth he’ll raise so much as a peep.

    A real court of law in a libel case is highly unlikely to be as gobsmackingly blinkered as Leveson.

    There is so much data out there regarding Hunt and the Murdochs He’d be well advised to stay hiding behind his tree.

  287. 287
    Maqboul says:


    You’re the poodle tat. Who cares that a bunch of raghead terrorists get their undemocratic little patch in the sand recognised by a collection of third world despots.

  288. 288
    Forget about all the Leveson b*ll*cks says:

    LibDems come 8th in Rotherham…8th !!! LOL

    Meanwhile UKIP vote increases in ALL 3 by elections as they storm to 2nd in Rotherham with a 16% swing

    Give us THAT referendum Dave

  289. 289 says:

    This lust for state control isn’t about Millie Dowler and Kate McCann. Existing laws and truly independent regulation will sort those issues out.

    No this is about Dennis McShame and Chris Huhne. Its about revenge for the state being shown to be corrupt with MP expenses. Its about hiding the corruption in the police (as seen with Hillsborough and press bribes). The police have been white-washed.

    A vote for state regulation of the press is like a vote was for the Common Market. It is letting the genie out of the bottle. It is the thin end of the wedge.

  290. 290
    The National Socialist party says:

    I’m so angry. The Labour party are just like us. They just lie about it. They want state control so they can fiddle their expenses and keep their crimes out of the press.

  291. 291 says:

    Imagine state control of the press under a BeeHenPea government.

  292. 292
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Cameron trying to think it was a good day to bury his judgement, and think no one would notice.

    Shows what a string puppet he is to Murdoch and his best mates, Coulson and that horsey cow, Brookes. Slags the lot of them are, maete!

  293. 293
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Congrats to Farage on his continuing fine work on divide and conquer work for us – the best mole in democracy I have ever seen. Keep up the good work pal. And the coalition getting a combined total of barely 1,500 got me in complete and utter stitches, that I thought the end was near from me, almost had a cardiac with joy.

    Clegg pal – what the fuck are you doing to your party friend? 451 votes!!! Where’s Charles Kennedy when these closet torys need him?

  294. 294
    Taxpayer says:

    She’s laughing, don’t you worry

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    She was photographed in the pub the other day.

  296. 296
    gramma says:

    Good points. A brief glance at Friday’s newspaper headlines would suggest Cameron had legalised baby-eating .
    Where the media and police have shown failings some more dramatic than others in ignoring relevant facts, or conversely stoking the fires for promoting trivia, the n*gg*r in the woodpile for the general public as opposed to the sheep, is the major distrust of politicians and celebrity for their incestuous relationship with the police and journalists.
    Dave for once: often regarded as a clone of Bliar, in contrast fortunately realises that any future political underpinning is at risk of the whims of any party in power. Since 1997 Labour has done all it can to change the ‘Mother of parliaments’ to the Brother of parliaments
    The ” Ministry for Truth” is nearer than you think.

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    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Might as well post a song and vid for Nige Farage, and no Nige, you can’t hang a banner at the back of my glider – too much drag buddy – did you do physics in school friend?

    And yes, Labour people do glide, sometimes some times better than other times like today.

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Surely there are rules against them asking such questions- particularly about racial background

  299. 299
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Everyone is bonkers.

  300. 300
    Oh dear says:

    They were truthful about Huge Grunt’s shenanigans and Mosley’s whippy parties – that’s why they are making so much noise about regulating the papers.

  301. 301
    Oh dear says:


  302. 302 says:

    They glide alright. Like Jimmy Savile glided into places. Like Denis McShame glided. Like the end of our sovereignty glided into the Belgian sunset.

  303. 303
    The's what we do says:

    As far as BBC is concerned Leveson was all about accusing the Tories of too close links to Murdoch anything else is NOT relevant..of course it’s in their interest to try and get the spotlight off their own failures

  304. 304
    The Coalition says:

    If only we’d kept our promices on tuition fees and the referendum, we wouldn’t be in this mess right now. Who knew that the public hate being lied to?

  305. 305
    Oh dear says:

    Wasn’t she the weakest link?

  306. 306
    Where's The Chilcot Report ?? says:

    Not JUST the Coalition …… Labour did its share of lying big time in the 13 years it was in power and you can’t get more serious than lying over the reason for taking the country to war …….. THAT dwarfs ANYTHING Cameron & Co have done or likely to have done

  307. 307
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Cheers, Ma’am, but don’t tell me it has taken sixty years for you to notice that, please! And oh yes, lick-lick, grateful for your comment, lick-lick, since you are so busy always.

    So for you Ma’am, you going to see what your sister got up to in her free time, back in the full-employed fifties, with you in the white, for those here that don’t get notice, nor get it, if it helps, but I doubt it,

    Ma’am has always been a socialist, rumour has it….

  308. 308 says:

    State legislation is the death knell of a free press.

  309. 309
    Oh dear says:

    Perhaps we should dispense with judges and just let the foreman of the jury decide sentence?

  310. 310
    Everyone's a critic says:

    Boring song.

  311. 311
    Oh dear says:

    Barbra Strysand was brilliant in that film as was Kenneth Mars. Quoi de Neuf Doc?

  312. 312
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Yes, socialist – think it what she noticed and experienced during WWII as a teenager, and being in the womans army transport corps when she came of age, during WWII – she saw something that we can only imagine now, a country as one.

    There is a classic pic of Ma’am loosening wheel nuts on a truck during WWII – took a quick trip to google images, but could not find it – it is there somewhere, maybe on getty image library, or Time Life’s one. Will look again.

  313. 313
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Thanks George Osborne. : )

  314. 314
    Oh dear says:

    .. at odds of just over 175 million to 1. Better to save your money or buy a packet of fags. Starve the beast, remember!

  315. 315
    Ed Miliband says:

    Death Knells sre to be banned for not being sensitive to the needs of atheists. In future churches will just send a text to registered members.

  316. 316
    Oh dear says:

    You forgot “in the middle”.

  317. 317
    Ed Miliband says:

    What a load of rubbish. If she were a socialist she’s pay full taxes like David and I.

  318. 318
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    And with Rothers by-election result, anyone notice that the first four places were taken by the fairer sex? Must be a first, surely.

  319. 319
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    According to the eight O’clock news on the Bbbc, and I quote:
    “dennis mCshane retired because of his expenses”.

    There, that’s all you out their in beeboid land need to know, now back to the evil Murdoch, Millie Dowler/Cameron blah, blah, blurp.

  320. 320
    Heil Mary says:

    To be sure, tis the werk of de devil hisself, begorrah!

  321. 321
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Just heard that Millar woman speaking on the telly about Leveson .

    Apparently cross party talks started yesterday . The 2000 page report was issued at 1.30 p.m.

    The oldest tricks are the best darling .

    You can fool some of the people all of the time……………………

  322. 322
    Fed up says:

    There must be a point at which even Cameron realises that if he keeps making it impossible for people to tell his adminitration apart from the last government’s, people will not vote for him.

  323. 323
    Heil Mary says:

    That’s what happens when you chuck out an effective dictator. Look at Iraq and, very soon, Syria. Lots more blood and gore to come in the next few months.

    PS: Why do the muzzies always blow lots of other muzzies up on Fridays?

  324. 324
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    But the Labour secret is to glide safely and sensibly, unlike Savile the tory part of to get girls, who’s grave seems to be well watered these days, with people pishing on it. The mower in that graveyard has to go over it at least twice, due to extra fertiliser put on it.

  325. 325
    Heil Mary says:

    “He’s behind you” — you have been warned.

  326. 326
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Tachybaptus, you’ve put it better than I can,
    When it comes to poetry albacore is our man.

  327. 327
    Pickfords says:

    Right lads, get three vans down to numbers 9, 10 and 11 Downing Street

  328. 328
    National Socialist says:

    Scameron & co got theirs the day before.

  329. 329
    One hundred and eighty. says:

    Who would have guessed Liebour winning in solid Liebour seats, the headlines for the next month would have been if UKIP had taken one, still slowly slowly etc

  330. 330
    Heil Mary says:

    Auto, modbots do quite well at hampering freedom of speech, or “disappearing” posts like the Argies used to do with unwanted prisoners a few years ago.

  331. 331
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    What? You want Dave Cee to become more Adolf? If that is what you want, that is what you will get.

  332. 332
    One hundred and eighty. says:

    Tick, tock, tick, tock.

  333. 333
    Julia Middleton says:

    Susie says:
    November 29, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    UKIP’s Rotherham candidate Jane Collins: Problem at Rotherham polling stations, Labour bully boys trying to remove any UKIP polling agents!

    There goes our democracy.

    In the recent US reselection the Moonbat Messiah had neutral election officals wearing pro-Obama stuff. Any sign of this in Rotherham?

  334. 334
    Heil Mary says:

    If little Davy Millitwit had been present he would have asked them why they were clapping when they had just been told they should have their freedom to report interfered with by degenerate politicians. Nowt as kwear as folk.

  335. 335
    Middle-aged says:

    You might think so, but the lies over the Iraq war is ancient history for many first and second time voters. They have no idea who Blair was andespecially have no idea what a proper, honest government is like. I can barely remember a time of competent government in this country myself, come to think of it.

  336. 336
    Heil Mary says:

    “You right hand man of Gordon”.

    Come on Nell, surely you can find a sharper jar of vitriol in the kitchen!!

  337. 337
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    By the way, the stuffed wild boar from west wales at a couple of minutes into the vid, when Ma’am, ahem!, stroked away different attentions, you could say, is supposed to be me, by Ladytron from Liverpuddle, or it might be me fantacising. Up to you to make your own minds up, friends.

  338. 338
    Julia Middleton says:

    order-order passim

    The NOTW exposed pedofiles
    The BBC employed them.

  339. 339
    Fed Up says:

    No, that would involve him being even more like the Labour Party. I want him to start behaving like a British Conservative politician. I say that, and I am not even a Conservative myself, but the sight of him dithering about makes me cringe.The man is an embarrassment.

  340. 340
    Oh dear says:

    They must all be winners, no matter how thick, out of touch, or stupid they are.

  341. 341
    Tom Pride says:

    An obscure breakaway political grouping known as the “Liberal Democratic Party” was celebrating last night after it surprised pundits in the Middlesbrough by-election by coming from nowhere to be beaten by mainstream party UKIP into third place by just 318 votes.

    The fringe party – said by pundits to be an offshoot of the Conservative Party made up of sandal-wearing right-wing fruitcakes – usually expects to come last and regularly loses its deposit in elections – just as it did in the other two by-elections yesterday in Croydon South and Rotherham where it came eighth behind a strong field of candidates including three fascists and an independent.

    Speaking at a celebration party last night, a spokesperson for the party said:

    “No-one expected us to do this well, not even ourselves. Everyone expected us to lose our deposit, the party’s completely broke so the extra 500 quid will be useful. We still decided to splash out on some champagne to celebrate though, as this will probably be the last time we ever manage to retain our deposit in any election at any time ever.”

  342. 342
    Everyone's a critic says:

    I did. It is a boring song. The video is an attempt to masque that.

  343. 343
    Grand Master, Great Queen Street says:

    We warned Brian but couldn’t get to Dave iwth our usual efficacy.

  344. 344
    Grand Master, Great Queen Street says:

    I never knew that we had admitted you to a lodge Handy. Jahbulon

  345. 345
    A cynic says:

    Stand by for a law abolishing electoral deposits.

  346. 346
    Many a post but not much quality says:

    Go on – what is the Oiorish model for press regulation? As long as you can spell properly you can print what you like? Wouldn’t suit the Grauniad would it.

  347. 347

    He’s hardly going to change laws to suppress the very people that funded and got him elected , goes riding with , calls neighbors and are all his chums
    Cameron was in this deal upto his neck as was Hunt
    the enquiry was a lightly trodden cover up

  348. 348
    Nigel Garage says:

    How are the Monster Raving Loony Party these days? I haven’t heard of them since Screaming ‘Lord’ Sutch died.

  349. 349
    Oh dear says:

    Freezer jolly gud fe..hello,, and so say all of us.

  350. 350
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Don’t play chess, do you? Think of the sixties, Ma’am had a big smile for Harold Wilson each week then, song, recreated a couple of years ago,

    Notice the one covered in poppies in her multi-cpulored dress – rumour has it she lost a few of her grandads in WWII, and great before in WWI.

    Bugger it, for Lahndahn today, fashion, something similar, bottom end of Regent Street it looks, before Piccadilly Circus and Burgerkking, and where Tower Records was,

  351. 351

    If you’re going to have a committee to look into parliamentary standards and ethics
    First you need to elect some politicians that actually have some

  352. 352
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    To you as well, take up chess! Check mate?

  353. 353

    People are way past caring !

  354. 354
    Mosley on News Night says:

    It’s all about me.

    And I have no axe to grind.

    Thanks, chisler (aka Gavin Esler)

  355. 355
    Oh dear says:

    Are they going to release the postal voting figures? Time that scam was ditched permanently. No show, no vote. Simple.

  356. 356
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Get a lughole transplant if there is music you can’t comprehend. Let me try you with this one, an Ukrainian folk group in Wales last year.

    Any good, strike any chords in that lump on top of your body? If not, I feel sorry for you. Get your lugs tansplated, and please, don’t claim to me you have been deaf since birth, which allegorically you could be, though….

  357. 357
    Well it's a thought says:

    Pigs seen flying around the House of Corruption, holding one’s breath in the hope of it being possible is liable to serious harm to yourself.

  358. 358

    I don’t think people care anymore , Camoron has proved there is no difference between the parties . After two and a half years he has Fixed Nothing , Improved Nothing , Changed Nothing , Achieved Nothing
    And when Labour get in next time , the same will be achieved

  359. 359
    Maclat N Berger says:

    … catchee mon… oops… one of them small furry things with a long tail that like to play silly buggers on bars in their cages at the zoo.

  360. 360
    Owzat? says:

    Is this the new wicket-gate?

  361. 361
    Oh dear says:

    No wonder they lost their deposit, they were at the wrong place. The election was for Croydon North.

    … whoever it is you are talking about.

  362. 362
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    oops, EDIT, missed a grandad out there, great-grandad for WWII, and etc…

  363. 363

    I see Little Ed will be rubbing his willy this morning after holding on to his three by election seats
    Must remember not to turn the telly on until Monday , so i don’t have to watch the rubber faced twat gloating over this insignificant blip in the overall picture

  364. 364
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    bugger it, might as well post a pic of my daughter, quarter Derry City NI, quarter Eltham sarf-east Lahndahn maetes, and ahem! halfish welsh, with a bit of my eighth south Yorkshire blood, on the landing stage of a triple decker bus, gawd knows where, she doesn’t tell me anymore these days….

  365. 365
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    I’ll rent you a sandpit, to stick your nut in until Monday friend. Cheap rates…

  366. 366
    Takes one to know one says:

    Once Freemason – always a Freemason! Keep it up Handy.

  367. 367

    I was just thinking , when i bought this house 26 years ago it was so warm that even in winter i would strip off and sit around in just my underpants
    Now a days it’s fuckin freezing even fully clothed and wearing a jumper
    So my question is is it just me getting older , so less resilient to the cold ?
    My theory is this : Gases burn at different temperatures , like my blowlamp
    if i want to heat something quicker / hotter , i use different gases
    So my question to any of you who know about these thing is
    Can you get natural gas that does not burn as hot as our old natural gas ?
    we have always had different grades of fuel
    ie coal House , Steam , Hard , Coking etc , all the same product but some burns better than others
    same with crude oil , (North sea oil was too good a quality to use for making petrol)
    So is the gas we are being charged more and more for from foreign lands of an inferior quality to what we used to burn , and we are not being told about it ?

    It was just a thought ?

  368. 368
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Your blood is getting thinner, due to too much booze?

    Anyway, it is supposed to hit minus twenty in some parts in Dec/Jan, so get your wooly jumpers in from oxfam, before the rush.

  369. 369
    Dave (pants on fire ) CaMoron says:

    Will do TaT !
    But you being a piss soaked tramp cripple you will get all the help you need off the state !

  370. 370
    mraemiller says:

    Ello Ello Ello it seems that despite Mr McCullan telling Hugh Grant 20% of police were taking backhanders Leveson found not a single piece of police corruption involving a single serving PoPo…?

    Not a whitewash then

  371. 371
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst you’re at it Ossie can you arrange for all references to Magna Carta be expunged?

  372. 372
    Anonymous says:

    Did anyone notice last night’s Question Time & the lady who said that she was asked to state her political agenda?
    An isolated error or an aid to predetermining support for Dimblebore’s & the beebs bias?

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