November 29th, 2012

Conspiracy Theorists Go Corporate

Fancy yourself as a Google-based investigative citizen journalist? ITN are setting up just the thing for you: an online channel allowing amateur conspiracy theorists to broadcast anything from UFO sightings to, inevitably, stories of the more sinister kind. ‘Truthloader’ will be coming soon to a YouTube channel near you. Finally somewhere for Phillip Schofield to air the findings of his peerless detective work


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    Kebab Time says:

    Bet they get loads of 9/11 truther films…

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    Anonymous says:

    Truthloader: libel moneymaker

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    herbert sherbert says:

    Blair and Bush were found guilty of war crimes and genocide in a Malaysian court so was 7/7 bombing in London a false flag to drag us into war? why was that bus the only 1 that was re routed?

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    neilfutureboy says:

    Presumably ITN aren’t looking for conspiracy theorists who believe

    that the BBC conspired to pretend they had scientific backing for their blatant propagandising oof global warming and censoring of dissent

    or of the BBC’ doing the same to promote criminal wars or of their censorshipm of the dissection of thousands of living human beings by NATO forces in Kosovo to sell the body parts

    or of the fact that Britain’s media is among the most state controled in the world willing to tell absolutely any lie or censor any fact in the totalitarian fascist cause

    or that ITN fabrictated the “concentration camp” vidoe in Bosnia to promote cur government’s criminal wars

    or that there is a conspiracy to pretend there is a “world recession” when in fact the non-EU world economy is & has been growing at 6% – proving we could too if the parasites weren’t stopping it.

    or will ITN be encouraging conspiracy theorists who believe that ITN are encouraging UFO conspiracy theorists so specifically because they can thus, they hope, discredit anybody who says the corrupt murdering liars in charge are corrupt murdering liars?

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    Twenty Eight Gate says:

    Time for Twenty Eight Gate to hit ITN

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    Serious Question says:

    Why do you always want to be the first to post? What purpose do you think it serves?

    Genuinely interested.

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    Hank the Cat says:

    Schofield gets all his info from toilet walls

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    Carter Smünt says:

    Ha, ha, ha , ha Conspiracy Theorists Scoffs Guido.
    So, Savile worked alone.
    So did Fat Man Cyril.
    Latest, Fat Man Cyril and Savile conspired.
    John Major didn’t conspire with Edwina to win a libel action “that he wasn’t a dirty sh@gger” when he was.
    Blair conspired with sexed-up dossier author Campbell.
    The best one is Guido, yer namesake hero was himself a patsy in an “inside job”.
    So, scoff away about Tin Foil etc….

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    Black Cab says:

    You really do need to get out more.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Leveson inquiry was stuffed full of Common Purpose “graduates” who’s sole aim is state regulation of the press.

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    IMHO says:

    Well it certainly worked, all BBC employees are now thoroughly brainwashed and automatically repeat the mantra at every opportunity, R4 being among the worst culprits, only this morning in a discussion supposedly about electricity generation and pricing: Global Warming which most scientists agree is man made (pronouncement by presenter, with an inference that the recent flooding has also been caused by Man Made Global warming). There has been some projection that we may be facing the coldest Winter for possibly some centuries if this does happen all you people out their that will die of hypothermia remember, ITs the Global warming again.

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    OnBenefits says:

    It’s 8illy. He posts the first thing that comes into his head.

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    CarryHole is a Huge Hunt says:

    No, the aim is State authorisation of media content.

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    8illy would really like to be premature as he is in other aspects of his life.

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    The other side says:

    Actually, it’s you who needs a little more fresh air.

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    PS is just a silly little old boy…….. reputation blown :)

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Conspiracy Theory Explanation Service says:

    Most conspiracies, such as they are, are what are called “Chain-link conspiracies” as opposed to “Hub-spoke conspiracies.” That is, it’s not necessary for there to be one central puppeteer pulling the strings of a number of marionettes, all of whom know who it is they’re working for and with. What is needed that there be a number of people with common interests who find each other in their social or business relationships, who then decide they’ll do something dodgy. It’s along the lines of mutual back-scratching– you find a proverbial “bloke who knows a bloke” through their contacts, and they find their required “bloke who knows a bloke” through yours, a la Facebook friendships. Not everybody has to know everyone else, and in fact, it’s better you don’t, sort of like the cells of the Resistance movements in occupied Europe 1940-45. It’s just that everyone needs to know what they’re doing and whom for, directly, whilst at the same time realising that that person has other contacts and activities which in a macro sense benefit you, but that you yourself need not be concerned with. Since most people who would engage in these sort of activities are free-lancers at heart anyway, they’re bound to have more than one iron in the fire and are dealing with other similar individuals. Anything can go wrong for any of these people anywhere along the line, bringing your plan to nought if they’re nabbed for something else before your business with them is finished, and obviously the less they know about you the less there is for them to grass you up about. Ask no questions, be told no lies, and all that.

    We really have to laugh when we hear about all sorts of grand conspiracy theories that focus on one specific incident or person, as opposed to so-called conspiracies that require an institutional omerta, such as the “Savile Silence.” Whatever Jimmy was doing, and with whom, was chain-link; there’s no ONE big pee-doh ring. The institutional cover-up at the BBC was hub-spoke; there IS one big organisation whose interests would have been compromised if Jimmy’s “indiscretions” had been allowed to come to light, and everyone working there knew, through the corporate culture, not to allow it.

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    Dolefinger says:

    Or the David Icke forums.

    That Jimmy Saville thread is a the stuff of legend!

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    neilfutureboy says:

    Proves my point.

    Neither of the “don’t look at gthe man begind the curtain” proposers even make an attempt gto dispute that all of the conspiracies I mentioned are completely true, provably so.

    The only response we ever get to sensible questions is for anonymice like this (in many cases proven to be on the government payroll) to go “tin hats so there”£. If they had real facts they obviously wouldn’t have to do that.

    “Damn lies” I challenge you to say how any of what I have said could be disputed by any honest person or show that you are not a government funded hacktivist.

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    The savant8.5 says:

    You mean he prematurely ejaculates .

    Or is it that he is just a bit too. “Precipitate” in his toilet habits ??

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    Will Up Drawbridge. says:

    We can honestly state that we fully support Ed Milliband in his statement that he requires government control of the press / media.
    After all we and his party already own the BBC so they, post Murdoch and NOTW, will broadcast this viewpoint constantly.
    We also plan to move our Guardian newspaper operations to Vaduz, Liechtenstein or Amsterdam or Geneva depending on who gives us the best tax avoidance deal.

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    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Surely this should be named the David Icke Channel???

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    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Would you like to buy a tin foil hat? It’ll keep those nasty aliens from listening to your thoughts any more.

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    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Same place that he gets his dates too.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well done you!

    Shame you always come last as far as having any kind of life is concerned.

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    BarcelonaNil says:

    If 7/7 was a false flag to drag us into war it was odd timing, because we’d already been at war with Iraq for 2 years.


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