November 28th, 2012

Worst Newspaper Weather Forecast Ever


19 Comments

  1. 1
    Chivvy says:

    Great apart from the fact it is a report of what had happened not a prediction of what will happen.

    Never let the truth get in the way of a story.

    • 4
      Anonymous says:

      Just remember, too little rain is a sign of global warming, whereas too much rain is a sign of global warming.

      • 7
        Rootar says:

        Not to forget snow in Winter, and no snow in Winter. Both clear signs of man-made global warming, the solution for which is more taxes.

        • 13
          Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

          Not to mention droughts in summer, or cold wet summers like we’ve had in England the last few years. Once again, the only solution is to tax us some more.

    • 16
      Damned Impertinent Questions says:

      What a pity the Trades Description Act doesnt apply to newspapers

  2. 2
    UsedSkip says:

    What a pile of rancid crap. We need to build Noah’s Ark.

  3. 3
    Tony Bliar is looking desperate says:

    Tony Bliar is looking desperate as he tries to secure his own future employment in Europe. It looks like it is going down the pan as Eurosceptism is winning the argument with the British people.

  4. 5
    To the BBC. I look forward to my day in court. The truth will be out. says:

    The great floods followed by plague and pestilence would have been more believable.

  5. 6
    meself himself and me brother says:

    DRY BUT WET – thats the ultimate forecast

  6. 8
    Rootar says:

    The weather tomorrow will be dry but wet in parts, feeling warm but cold in some places with sunny spells in between more cloudy periods.

  7. 9
    meself himself and me brother says:

    with froth on the bottom and a smile on the top

  8. 10
  9. 11
    Al Gore was right says:

    It’s climate change damn it.

    The floods are proof of this fact. You are a ukip fruitcake if you cannot see this.

  10. 12
    David B says:

    If you want to know what is going to happen, look at what the green lobby are predicting and the opposit will happen.

  11. 14
    Anonymous says:

    The one from the Indy in 2000 about children growing up never seeing snow was funnier.

  12. 15
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

  13. 18
    Pundit too too says:

    The Devil and Super Devil.
    Which one is Cleggover and which one is Millibandwagon?
    Now they are combining their less than believable talents on Levenson.
    Listening to Millibandwagon on the usual BBC biased soundbites an ex terrestial could easily believe he is the Prime Minister.
    Dream on.


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