PMQs LIVE: Calm Before the Storm Edition
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Good afternoon
When Mittal shut down the steelworks in Teeside, costing 1500 jobs, (simply so that he could pocket Euro 600m in carbon credits!!) not a whimper from the British government.
When the same Mittal wants to shut down two foundrys in France, this is the result – a threatening meeting with the PM.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20518924
Whatever we think of France, French politicians and Hollande in particular (not very much!), you have to admit they fight for their people, and make our PM and MP’s look very uncaring by comparison.
Bastards.
Cameron and Osborne were bought long ago: they’ll never bite the hand that feeds them.
Patriotism is for the little people.
Who needs steel works and all the other dirty manufacturing places.
We’ve got a thriving financial, services and public sectors.
We’re in the shit.
Change your religion to Islam and then register your house as a ‘Place of Worship’
Pay no Council Tax, a simple way for us all to save money in these austere times.
You obviously have not been to Nantes recently .
The only thing French Socialists vote for is self interest .
Britain is ruled by a mercenary elite that cares nothing for the native population. A left over from Norman times perhaps? Who knows.
That’s the difference between this country and somewhere like France or Japan.
Redcar? That’ll be Gordon then.
And Vera Baird now masquerading as PPC in Northumbria
Here we go.
Isn’t UKIP great – they are up in the polls taking votes from the Tories.
UKIP will end up with zero Westminster seats.
Isn’t First Past the Post great? Nope.
Agreed PR NOW!
£3.9m on Leveson – fucking joke!!!
Taxpayers money poured down a pointless drain to protect corrupt politicians and hypocritical publicity seeking celebs.
Will Leveson condemn the Met Police for being:
a) Useless
b) Corrupt
You must be referring to East Herts Council surely?
Rotherham or Rochdale would be more appropriate.
You don’t know EHDC clearly
http://mosques.muslimsinbritain.org/maps.php
So incredibly brave. Don’t you think?
is that a red ribbon I see???
wrap a yellow mini round an old oak tree.
It’s World Wide AIDs Day….
…on Saturday give generously
Why are they wearing red ribbons what minority r they supporting now?
The butt pluggers?
Which many of them are so as usual they r supporting themselves
If you do not know why the Labour bench is wearing a red ribbon you must be the enemy or a traitor.
Please dont come to my house I have no kids
Work Programme = distortion of the free market.
That’s why it failed.
Listen to the commie fool bacon on 5live yesterday, Nick Hewer from The Apprentice said that the young indigenous people don’t want to work. Time for a radical reform NO WORK = NO BENEFITS + NO FOOD.
What a good idea! W/E looting and arson nation-wide in the city centres will give the Fuzz something to, “observe”, bankrupt the insurance industry, keep the Courts occupied, provide an endless source of remuneration for the legal profession and give governments of any hue the chance to raise more taxes.
Sssh – nice earner for some.
3 line whip on the red lapel pins on the Labour side
Did their mummies dress them this morning?
No Hattie Harperson, ugh
I’m having my frontal lobes enlarged
chappie behind Ed has unfeasibly long red tie
He’s just pleased to see you
Maybe he wants to put in Milislugs ear and fcuk some sense into him.
who’s that on front bench
Another tired old dog?
Wow! Ed works out that 2/100 = 2%. Well done Ed!
Is McDoom in the house ?…..
Why does the pathetic little squeaker announce “ED MILIBAND’ like it’s the facking WWF?
Red Ed = gurning geek
What a waste of time and money this ridiculous charade is.
Why watch then?
Thats right – the 3 party plan to make demockery in the house unwatchable is working.
I think some of them do it to convince themselves they are getting something back from the BBC tax.
Milliband would fail the work programme.
Why would Ed want people in work – they’re far less likely to vote for him.
The Future jobs fund we will be paying that for the next 20 yrs
Fucking Labour lapel ribbon day.
Perhaps they’re all dying of AIDs.
If only.
What are the Tory bumbandits wearing?
Little girls knickers in their top pockets
Nice – scratch and sniff.
what are the red ribbons for?
The butt pluggers?
Tractor stats on both sides = dull dull dull
Never get as red as you Ed.
desperate for jungle joke
Is Harperson still flaunting her poppy?
This is dire. Again.
Cabinet meetings should be on live TV
Great tasche
Has Harman had a face lift or just a holiday in the sun?
Milliband on work he and his brother never did a days work in their f…..g lives just like dad institutional unemployment chavs!
Angela Eagle has her legs apart again. Bleeeuuugh
Yuk.
There goes my lunch….
The house of Commons does what I want.
All hail your leader Julia Middleton.
Cameron is failing
Not as much as you you morons, remind me, how many MPs do you have ?
Fuck welfare – scrap the lot.
Free market = Right market
Hear Hear
Seconded
No such thing as the free market
Ed stopped in mid rant.
Ed channelling Rick Mayall
Cam doesn’t have a bloody clue.
“Can you hear me mother?”
Squeaky
Another day in the dunghill
God they are so boring. None of them the true world
Bagpuss is BACKKKKK!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!
Gillam looking for more dosh.
Stupid millitwat didnt ask any questions the idiot is supposed to hold the PM to account. Milli total failure
Bagpuss very posh for a “Cheryl”
They are all like a Div II public school debating society. Incredibly brave.
You mean Conference
Nice tits behind Gisella
wowsers
One Nation from Gisela theres a laugh she should tk God every day she lives in this country
Bloody hell, who’s the dead heat in the zeppelin race in the red?
Can someone ban these carnival chimps?
Now they want to ban circus’.
It’s that fucking paint stripping Mick again.
Drink buccky very important point
iNCREDIBLY BRAVE those people with a bit of water
ABI = wankers
Tax insurance companies on turnover if they don’t cooperate
Don’t be silly, we’ll just go offshore (no pun intended)
Millionaireband was his useless self.
Ed does as we tell him.
Enjoyed visiting the floods? shurely some mistake
Biblical ones too
Home of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Gordon has a holiday house there.
It sounded like Buttfact Lea.
Sorry, I meant Buttfast.
We should build underwater…cheap land !
Yes but think of all the land tates going to the queen.
taxes
She’s big…BIG!… BIG!….big!…Big!
I’d suck on those puppies for hours.
Was expecting millionaires tax cut line – maybe Labour read the telegraph story
Shagger Noakes is rather blessed in the chest department.
Access to justice? Twatting lawyers are the problem. Closed shop. Barriers to entry restrict competition.
Would you want a barrister whose day to day job was a plasterer?
Plasterers do real useful practical work.
Lawyers are parasites who produce nothing.
I dont know about that, Lord Mc Alpines lawyer got him£335,000 in 2 days !
Another Scouser asking for money
Asking for money? I thought they just grabbed it and ran off.
Is Adam with Liam today? After all, he was at his wedding and his honeymoon too.
Is that a movember in the middle of his forehead?
Derek Twigg. Not to be confused with Stephen Twigg.
The Eagles have grown them too
oh noooooo tears all round
And to stop the press from investigating thieving MPS
wonder why the beast of bolsover is not wearing one of those red red ribbons ??
Because he doesn’t want to be associated with all those shampain hypocritical career socialists.
For some strange reason, the mining industry never attracted homosexuals.
Too much like hard work, and it might take the softness from their caring hands.
Squeaker running out of people to summon
Its bleak in Darwen
It’s bottoms up in Rochdale. A quaint liberal tradition.
Good point…
son of a farm labourer
That useless Hunt Cameron missed a clear chance to remind us about Hodge’s tax minimisation scheme.
Trougher Trougher Trougher!!!!
SCheffs Sqshare Sssshaped shhhoups
Funny. When MPs talk of press regulation they mention Dowler and McCann. Why are they so relutant to mention Hugh Grant, Charlotte Church, Steve Coogan………
Your long memory mr Camoron doesn’t go to cast iron.
I’m tired of hearing about hard working families! When will someone stand up for all the lazy families who don’t work hard?!
subtle plant
Greg M up for sports award. Tosser
Good lad, our Greg. Likes a drink…
Is Dorries back?
oh noooooooo what a tit head !!
Ah, Corbyn, the terrorist’s friend
Up your Yasser
Corbyn = terrorist loving beard = fuck off back to the 60′s
Michael Meacher is a prat.
He wants to condemn tax dodging. Why doesn’t he mention Margaret Hodge. I’m sure she can explain why it is a good thing…
A multi property owning prat, actually.
I suspect that the IDF have an interesting file on JC
Cam on Palestine : “Let sunshine have the day”
30 dead Palestinians for every 1 Eezrayli.
It’s all about the in play.
aaaaaaaarhhhh sooooo sad
another debate?? errrrrrr no !
Do they want to go back?
Fuck off Vara – Stupid tit. Who gives a shit about Ugandan Asians FFS?
I DO!
Deep fried Mars bar eater alert
What an appalling tie did he get dressed in the dark?
Comet staff will spend all their dole on hair gel
omg…. whatever next ??
Fact him till he farts
Phillip Davies for PM !!!!
Well done Phil should be in charge
Tom Harris.
Another Labour MP dronning on about Tax Dodging.
Just talk to bloody Margaret Hodge.
What a prat.
1 in 7 children does not have a computer game. I blame the bankers.
F*cking idiot… 1 in 7 ??
Time up……. I am away for a refreshing cup of tea
Doesnt have a warm coat,whos f…..g fault is that the parent ,smoking drinking and wasting our money
“Right let’s go to our meeting”
Did anyone else hear that then?
I thought he said “let’s go do our reading”?
Could well have been – both sound similar…
It just smacks of an honourable member or two desperate to get out before Vague starts waffling!
Can you hear me?
Just stay in that nice warm padded cell.
Lidl are selling coats for the cost of 5 lottery tickets or a single packet of fags.
The poverty isn’t in this country.
Sadiq Khan looks like Chris Huhne after a month under a sun bed
It would have been nice to hear some apologies in the House today for the behaviour of one of their former long standing Members .
Common Porpoise?
dull, insipid crap from start to finish.
Well, I thought that went well .
Have this lot got anything to say about Cyril Smith?
The only purpose that PMQS now serves is to allow the incisive,witty and radicalcomments on this blog we should be running this country.
In yer dreams sunshine.
All you people who post on this blog I have all your names and addresses.
Come the revolution you will all be killed.
Oh dear, you’re repeating yourself. Are you sure you aren’t getting a bit old for this important position in our organisation, which as you know reports directly to the Central Committee? Maybe we should find a younger front person.