November 28th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Calm Before the Storm Edition

Comments in the comments please…


189 Comments

  1. 1
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good afternoon :)

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    • 62
      lojolondon says:

      When Mittal shut down the steelworks in Teeside, costing 1500 jobs, (simply so that he could pocket Euro 600m in carbon credits!!) not a whimper from the British government.
      When the same Mittal wants to shut down two foundrys in France, this is the result – a threatening meeting with the PM.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20518924

      Whatever we think of France, French politicians and Hollande in particular (not very much!), you have to admit they fight for their people, and make our PM and MP’s look very uncaring by comparison.
      Bastards.

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      • 71
        bumboys and nonces says:

        Cameron and Osborne were bought long ago: they’ll never bite the hand that feeds them.

        Patriotism is for the little people.

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      • 124
        Kick the LabLibCon fuckers out says:

        Who needs steel works and all the other dirty manufacturing places.

        We’ve got a thriving financial, services and public sectors.

        We’re in the shit.

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        • 138
          Money Saving Expert says:

          Change your religion to Islam and then register your house as a ‘Place of Worship’

          Pay no Council Tax, a simple way for us all to save money in these austere times.

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      • 159
        Jane Birkin from Paris says:

        You obviously have not been to Nantes recently .

        The only thing French Socialists vote for is self interest .

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      • 176
        Anonymous says:

        Britain is ruled by a mercenary elite that cares nothing for the native population. A left over from Norman times perhaps? Who knows.

        That’s the difference between this country and somewhere like France or Japan.

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      • 182
        Fishy says:

        Redcar? That’ll be Gordon then.

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  3. 3
    Dick Scratcher says:

    £3.9m on Leveson – fucking joke!!!

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    • 140
      Casual Observer says:

      Taxpayers money poured down a pointless drain to protect corrupt politicians and hypocritical publicity seeking celebs.

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  4. 4
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    Will Leveson condemn the Met Police for being:

    a) Useless
    b) Corrupt

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  5. 5
    Vote UKIP says:

    So incredibly brave. Don’t you think?

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  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    is that a red ribbon I see???

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  7. 7
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Why are they wearing red ribbons what minority r they supporting now?

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  8. 9
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Work Programme = distortion of the free market.

    That’s why it failed.

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    • 43
      Laughing hangman says:

      Listen to the commie fool bacon on 5live yesterday, Nick Hewer from The Apprentice said that the young indigenous people don’t want to work. Time for a radical reform NO WORK = NO BENEFITS + NO FOOD.

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      • 105
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        What a good idea! W/E looting and arson nation-wide in the city centres will give the Fuzz something to, “observe”, bankrupt the insurance industry, keep the Courts occupied, provide an endless source of remuneration for the legal profession and give governments of any hue the chance to raise more taxes.

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    • 74
      bumboys and nonces says:

      Sssh – nice earner for some.

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  9. 10
    Trinny says:

    3 line whip on the red lapel pins on the Labour side

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  10. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    who’s that on front bench

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  11. 13
    Another Engineer says:

    Wow! Ed works out that 2/100 = 2%. Well done Ed!

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  12. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Is McDoom in the house ?…..

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  13. 20
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    Why does the pathetic little squeaker announce “ED MILIBAND’ like it’s the facking WWF?

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  14. 22
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Red Ed = gurning geek

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  15. 24
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    What a waste of time and money this ridiculous charade is.

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  16. 25
    Laughing hangman says:

    Milliband would fail the work programme.

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  17. 26
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Why would Ed want people in work – they’re far less likely to vote for him.

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  18. 27
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Future jobs fund we will be paying that for the next 20 yrs

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  19. 28
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fucking Labour lapel ribbon day.

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  20. 29
    Last Quango says:

    what are the red ribbons for?

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  21. 30
    Another Engineer says:

    Tractor stats on both sides = dull dull dull

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  22. 32
    Dorian Smith says:

    Never get as red as you Ed.

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  23. 34
    Last Quango says:

    desperate for jungle joke

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  24. 35
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Is Harperson still flaunting her poppy?

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  25. 36
    Another Engineer says:

    This is dire. Again.

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  26. 36
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cabinet meetings should be on live TV

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  27. 38
    Steve Miliband says:

    Great tasche

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  28. 38
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Harman had a face lift or just a holiday in the sun?

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  29. 40
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Milliband on work he and his brother never did a days work in their f…..g lives just like dad institutional unemployment chavs!

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  30. 41
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Angela Eagle has her legs apart again. Bleeeuuugh

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  31. 43
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    The house of Commons does what I want.
    All hail your leader Julia Middleton.

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  32. 45
    Vote UKIP says:

    Cameron is failing

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  33. 46
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck welfare – scrap the lot.

    Free market = Right market

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  34. 47
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed stopped in mid rant.

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  35. 49
    Another Engineer says:

    Ed channelling Rick Mayall

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  36. 51
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam doesn’t have a bloody clue.

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  37. 52
    Dick Scratcher says:

    “Can you hear me mother?”

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  38. 54
    Steve Miliband says:

    Squeaky

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  39. 55
    Olly Smurf says:

    Another day in the dunghill

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  40. 56
    Vote UKIP says:

    God they are so boring. None of them the true world

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  41. 57
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Bagpuss is BACKKKKK!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!

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  42. 59
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Gillam looking for more dosh.

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  43. 60
    Spot says:

    Stupid millitwat didnt ask any questions the idiot is supposed to hold the PM to account. Milli total failure

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  44. 61
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Bagpuss very posh for a “Cheryl”

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  45. 63
    Vote UKIP says:

    They are all like a Div II public school debating society. Incredibly brave.

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  46. 64
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Nice tits behind Gisella

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  47. 65
    Steve Miliband says:

    wowsers

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  48. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    One Nation from Gisela theres a laugh she should tk God every day she lives in this country

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  49. 67
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Bloody hell, who’s the dead heat in the zeppelin race in the red?

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  50. 69
    Fingle says:

    Can someone ban these carnival chimps?

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  51. 72
    Vote UKIP says:

    Now they want to ban circus’.

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  52. 73
    Dick Scratcher says:

    It’s that fucking paint stripping Mick again.

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  53. 75
    Spot says:

    Drink buccky very important point

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  54. 76
    Vote UKIP says:

    iNCREDIBLY BRAVE those people with a bit of water

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  55. 77
    Dick Scratcher says:

    ABI = wankers

    Tax insurance companies on turnover if they don’t cooperate

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  56. 78
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Millionaireband was his useless self.

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  57. 79
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Enjoyed visiting the floods? shurely some mistake

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  58. 80
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Home of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Gordon has a holiday house there.

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  59. 87
    Fingle says:

    We should build underwater…cheap land !

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  60. 89
    Benny Hill says:

    She’s big…BIG!… BIG!….big!…Big!

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  61. 91
    Steve Miliband says:

    Was expecting millionaires tax cut line – maybe Labour read the telegraph story

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  62. 92
    Easily DDs says:

    Shagger Noakes is rather blessed in the chest department.

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  63. 94
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Access to justice? Twatting lawyers are the problem. Closed shop. Barriers to entry restrict competition.

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  64. 95
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Another Scouser asking for money

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  65. 99
    Fox off says:

    Is Adam with Liam today? After all, he was at his wedding and his honeymoon too.

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  66. 100
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Is that a movember in the middle of his forehead?

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  67. 102
    Twigged says:

    Derek Twigg. Not to be confused with Stephen Twigg.

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  68. 103
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Eagles have grown them too

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  69. 104
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    oh noooooo tears all round :(

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  70. 106
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And to stop the press from investigating thieving MPS

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  71. 107
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    wonder why the beast of bolsover is not wearing one of those red red ribbons ??

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      The Beast has real work experience says:

      Because he doesn’t want to be associated with all those shampain hypocritical career socialists.

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  72. 109
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Squeaker running out of people to summon

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  73. 110
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Its bleak in Darwen

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  74. 111
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Good point…

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  75. 112
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    son of a farm labourer :)

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    • 125
      genghiz the kahn says:

      That useless Hunt Cameron missed a clear chance to remind us about Hodge’s tax minimisation scheme.

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  76. 113
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Trougher Trougher Trougher!!!!

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  77. 114
    Michael Meacher says:

    SCheffs Sqshare Sssshaped shhhoups

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  78. 115
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Funny. When MPs talk of press regulation they mention Dowler and McCann. Why are they so relutant to mention Hugh Grant, Charlotte Church, Steve Coogan………

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  79. 117
    Well it's a thought says:

    Your long memory mr Camoron doesn’t go to cast iron.

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  80. 118
    Labour MP says:

    I’m tired of hearing about hard working families! When will someone stand up for all the lazy families who don’t work hard?!

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  81. 119
    Steve Miliband says:

    subtle plant

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  82. 120
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Greg M up for sports award. Tosser

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  83. 121
    Olly Smurf says:

    Is Dorries back?

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  84. 123
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    oh noooooooo what a tit head !!

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  85. 126
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Ah, Corbyn, the terrorist’s friend

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  86. 127
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Up your Yasser

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  87. 128
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Corbyn = terrorist loving beard = fuck off back to the 60’s

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  88. 129
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Michael Meacher is a prat.

    He wants to condemn tax dodging. Why doesn’t he mention Margaret Hodge. I’m sure she can explain why it is a good thing…

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  89. 131
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    I suspect that the IDF have an interesting file on JC

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  90. 132
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam on Palestine : “Let sunshine have the day”

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  91. 133
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    aaaaaaaarhhhh sooooo sad

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  92. 134
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Do they want to go back?

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  93. 136
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off Vara – Stupid tit. Who gives a shit about Ugandan Asians FFS?

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  94. 139
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Deep fried Mars bar eater alert

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  95. 141
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What an appalling tie did he get dressed in the dark?

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  96. 142
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Comet staff will spend all their dole on hair gel

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  97. 143
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    omg…. whatever next ??

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  98. 144
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fact him till he farts

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  99. 145
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Phillip Davies for PM !!!!

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  100. 146
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Well done Phil should be in charge

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  101. 147
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Tom Harris.

    Another Labour MP dronning on about Tax Dodging.

    Just talk to bloody Margaret Hodge.

    What a prat.

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  102. 148
    Dick Scratcher says:

    1 in 7 children does not have a computer game. I blame the bankers.

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  103. 149
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    F*cking idiot… 1 in 7 ??

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  104. 152
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Time up……. I am away for a refreshing cup of tea

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  105. 153
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Doesnt have a warm coat,whos f…..g fault is that the parent ,smoking drinking and wasting our money

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  106. 155
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “Right let’s go to our meeting”
    Did anyone else hear that then?

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  107. 157
    The Feotus says:

    Can you hear me?

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  108. 162
    Another Engineer says:

    Lidl are selling coats for the cost of 5 lottery tickets or a single packet of fags.

    The poverty isn’t in this country.

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  109. 163
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Sadiq Khan looks like Chris Huhne after a month under a sun bed

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  110. 165
    Rinka Scott says:

    It would have been nice to hear some apologies in the House today for the behaviour of one of their former long standing Members .

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  111. 166
    Carter Smunt says:

    Common Porpoise?

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  112. 174
    PMQ says:

    dull, insipid crap from start to finish.

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  113. 175
    David Wisteria says:

    Well, I thought that went well .

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  114. 177
    Chief Morning Cloud says:

    Have this lot got anything to say about Cyril Smith?

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  115. 178
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The only purpose that PMQS now serves is to allow the incisive,witty and radicalcomments on this blog we should be running this country.

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  116. 179
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    All you people who post on this blog I have all your names and addresses.
    Come the revolution you will all be killed.

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    • 184
      Shadowy member of Common Purpose says:

      Oh dear, you’re repeating yourself. Are you sure you aren’t getting a bit old for this important position in our organisation, which as you know reports directly to the Central Committee? Maybe we should find a younger front person.

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