November 28th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Calm Before the Storm Edition


  1. 1
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Good afternoon :)

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Dick Scratcher says:

    £3.9m on Leveson – fucking joke!!!

  4. 4
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    Will Leveson condemn the Met Police for being:

    a) Useless
    b) Corrupt

  5. 5
    Vote UKIP says:

    So incredibly brave. Don’t you think?

  6. 6
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    is that a red ribbon I see???

  7. 7
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Why are they wearing red ribbons what minority r they supporting now?

  8. 8
    Vote UKIP says:

    You must be referring to East Herts Council surely?

  9. 9
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Work Programme = distortion of the free market.

    That’s why it failed.

  10. 10
    Trinny says:

    3 line whip on the red lapel pins on the Labour side

  11. 11
    genghiz the kahn says:

    wrap a yellow mini round an old oak tree.

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    who’s that on front bench

  13. 13
    Another Engineer says:

    Wow! Ed works out that 2/100 = 2%. Well done Ed!

  14. 14
    Vote UKIP says:

    The butt pluggers?

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Is McDoom in the house ?…..

  16. 16
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Did their mummies dress them this morning?

  17. 17
    Vote UKIP says:

    Another tired old dog?

  18. 18
    Laughing hangman says:

    Rotherham or Rochdale would be more appropriate.

  19. 19
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Which many of them are so as usual they r supporting themselves

  20. 20
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    Why does the pathetic little squeaker announce “ED MILIBAND’ like it’s the facking WWF?

  21. 21
    Laughing hangman says:

    No Hattie Harperson, ugh

  22. 22
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Red Ed = gurning geek

  23. 23
    Trinny says:

    chappie behind Ed has unfeasibly long red tie

  24. 24
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    What a waste of time and money this ridiculous charade is.

  25. 25
    Laughing hangman says:

    Milliband would fail the work programme.

  26. 26
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Why would Ed want people in work – they’re far less likely to vote for him.

  27. 27
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Future jobs fund we will be paying that for the next 20 yrs

  28. 28
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fucking Labour lapel ribbon day.

  29. 29
    Last Quango says:

    what are the red ribbons for?

  30. 30
    Another Engineer says:

    Tractor stats on both sides = dull dull dull

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Why watch then?

  32. 32
    Dorian Smith says:

    Never get as red as you Ed.

  33. 33
    Common Purpose Stasi says:

    If you do not know why the Labour bench is wearing a red ribbon you must be the enemy or a traitor.

  34. 34
    Last Quango says:

    desperate for jungle joke

  35. 35
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Is Harperson still flaunting her poppy?

  36. 36
    Another Engineer says:

    This is dire. Again.

  37. 37
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cabinet meetings should be on live TV

  38. 38
    Steve Miliband says:

    Great tasche

  39. 39
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Harman had a face lift or just a holiday in the sun?

  40. 40
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Milliband on work he and his brother never did a days work in their f…..g lives just like dad institutional unemployment chavs!

  41. 41
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Angela Eagle has her legs apart again. Bleeeuuugh

  42. 42
    Common Purpose Stasi says:

    Thats right – the 3 party plan to make demockery in the house unwatchable is working.

  43. 43
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    The house of Commons does what I want.
    All hail your leader Julia Middleton.

  44. 44
    Laughing hangman says:

    Listen to the commie fool bacon on 5live yesterday, Nick Hewer from The Apprentice said that the young indigenous people don’t want to work. Time for a radical reform NO WORK = NO BENEFITS + NO FOOD.

  45. 45
    Vote UKIP says:

    Cameron is failing

  46. 46
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck welfare – scrap the lot.

    Free market = Right market

  47. 47
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed stopped in mid rant.

  48. 48
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Please dont come to my house I have no kids

  49. 49
    Another Engineer says:

    Ed channelling Rick Mayall

  50. 50
    Vote UKIP says:

    The butt pluggers?

  51. 51
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam doesn’t have a bloody clue.

  52. 52
    Dick Scratcher says:

    “Can you hear me mother?”

  53. 53
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Hear Hear

  54. 54
    Steve Miliband says:


  55. 55
    Olly Smurf says:

    Another day in the dunghill

  56. 56
    Vote UKIP says:

    God they are so boring. None of them the true world

  57. 57
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Bagpuss is BACKKKKK!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!

  58. 58
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Perhaps they’re all dying of AIDs.

  59. 59
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Gillam looking for more dosh.

  60. 60
    Spot says:

    Stupid millitwat didnt ask any questions the idiot is supposed to hold the PM to account. Milli total failure

  61. 61
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Bagpuss very posh for a “Cheryl”

  62. 62
    lojolondon says:

    When Mittal shut down the steelworks in Teeside, costing 1500 jobs, (simply so that he could pocket Euro 600m in carbon credits!!) not a whimper from the British government.
    When the same Mittal wants to shut down two foundrys in France, this is the result – a threatening meeting with the PM.

    Whatever we think of France, French politicians and Hollande in particular (not very much!), you have to admit they fight for their people, and make our PM and MP’s look very uncaring by comparison.

  63. 63
    Vote UKIP says:

    They are all like a Div II public school debating society. Incredibly brave.

  64. 64
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Nice tits behind Gisella

  65. 65
    Steve Miliband says:


  66. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    One Nation from Gisela theres a laugh she should tk God every day she lives in this country

  67. 67
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Bloody hell, who’s the dead heat in the zeppelin race in the red?

  68. 68
    Arthur Sixpence says:


    There goes my lunch….

  69. 69
    Fingle says:

    Can someone ban these carnival chimps?

  70. 70
    Arthur Sixpence says:


  71. 71
    bumboys and nonces says:

    Cameron and Osborne were bought long ago: they’ll never bite the hand that feeds them.

    Patriotism is for the little people.

  72. 72
    Vote UKIP says:

    Now they want to ban circus’.

  73. 73
    Dick Scratcher says:

    It’s that fucking paint stripping Mick again.

  74. 74
    bumboys and nonces says:

    Sssh – nice earner for some.

  75. 75
    Spot says:

    Drink buccky very important point

  76. 76
    Vote UKIP says:

    iNCREDIBLY BRAVE those people with a bit of water

  77. 77
    Dick Scratcher says:

    ABI = wankers

    Tax insurance companies on turnover if they don’t cooperate

  78. 78
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Millionaireband was his useless self.

  79. 79
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Enjoyed visiting the floods? shurely some mistake

  80. 80
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Home of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Gordon has a holiday house there.

  81. 81
    Vote UKIP says:

    Don’t be silly, we’ll just go offshore (no pun intended)

  82. 82
    bumboys and nonces says:

    If only.

    What are the Tory bumbandits wearing?

  83. 83
    Mae West says:

    He’s just pleased to see you

  84. 84
    Butt says:

    It sounded like Buttfact Lea.

  85. 85
    Vote UKIP says:

    Biblical ones too

  86. 86
    Butt says:

    Sorry, I meant Buttfast.

  87. 87
    Fingle says:

    We should build underwater…cheap land !

  88. 88
    Len McCluskey says:

    Ed does as we tell him.

  89. 89
    Benny Hill says:

    She’s big…BIG!… BIG!….big!…Big!

  90. 90
    'Licence' Fee Refuser says:

    I think some of them do it to convince themselves they are getting something back from the BBC tax.

  91. 91
    Steve Miliband says:

    Was expecting millionaires tax cut line – maybe Labour read the telegraph story

  92. 92
    Well it's a thought says:

    Yes but think of all the land tates going to the queen.

  93. 93
    Easily DDs says:

    Shagger Noakes is rather blessed in the chest department.

  94. 94
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Access to justice? Twatting lawyers are the problem. Closed shop. Barriers to entry restrict competition.

  95. 95
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Another Scouser asking for money

  96. 96
    Easily DDs says:

    I’d suck on those puppies for hours.

  97. 97
    Well it's a thought says:


  98. 98
    Laughing hangman says:

    Maybe he wants to put in Milislugs ear and fcuk some sense into him.

  99. 99
    Fox off says:

    Is Adam with Liam today? After all, he was at his wedding and his honeymoon too.

  100. 100
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Is that a movember in the middle of his forehead?

  101. 101
    Vote UKIP says:

    You don’t know EHDC clearly

  102. 102
    Twigged says:

    Derek Twigg. Not to be confused with Stephen Twigg.

  103. 103
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The Eagles have grown them too

  104. 104
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    oh noooooo tears all round :(

  105. 105
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What a good idea! W/E looting and arson nation-wide in the city centres will give the Fuzz something to, “observe”, bankrupt the insurance industry, keep the Courts occupied, provide an endless source of remuneration for the legal profession and give governments of any hue the chance to raise more taxes.

  106. 106
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And to stop the press from investigating thieving MPS

  107. 107
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    wonder why the beast of bolsover is not wearing one of those red red ribbons ??

  108. 108
    Vote UKIP says:

    Little girls knickers in their top pockets

  109. 109
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Squeaker running out of people to summon

  110. 110
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Its bleak in Darwen

  111. 111
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Good point…

  112. 112
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    son of a farm labourer :)

  113. 113
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Trougher Trougher Trougher!!!!

  114. 114
    Michael Meacher says:

    SCheffs Sqshare Sssshaped shhhoups

  115. 115
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Funny. When MPs talk of press regulation they mention Dowler and McCann. Why are they so relutant to mention Hugh Grant, Charlotte Church, Steve Coogan………

  116. 116
    bumboys and nonces says:

    Nice – scratch and sniff.

  117. 117
    Well it's a thought says:

    Your long memory mr Camoron doesn’t go to cast iron.

  118. 118
    Labour MP says:

    I’m tired of hearing about hard working families! When will someone stand up for all the lazy families who don’t work hard?!

  119. 119
    Steve Miliband says:

    subtle plant

  120. 120
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Greg M up for sports award. Tosser

  121. 121
    Olly Smurf says:

    Is Dorries back?

  122. 122
    Scouser = whining parasitic c**t says:

    Asking for money? I thought they just grabbed it and ran off.

  123. 123
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    oh noooooooo what a tit head !!

  124. 124
    Kick the LabLibCon fuckers out says:

    Who needs steel works and all the other dirty manufacturing places.

    We’ve got a thriving financial, services and public sectors.

    We’re in the shit.

  125. 125
    genghiz the kahn says:

    That useless Hunt Cameron missed a clear chance to remind us about Hodge’s tax minimisation scheme.

  126. 126
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Ah, Corbyn, the terrorist’s friend

  127. 127
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Up your Yasser

  128. 128
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Corbyn = terrorist loving beard = fuck off back to the 60’s

  129. 129
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Michael Meacher is a prat.

    He wants to condemn tax dodging. Why doesn’t he mention Margaret Hodge. I’m sure she can explain why it is a good thing…

  130. 130
    Plato says:

    Good lad, our Greg. Likes a drink…

  131. 131
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    I suspect that the IDF have an interesting file on JC

  132. 132
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam on Palestine : “Let sunshine have the day”

  133. 133
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    aaaaaaaarhhhh sooooo sad

  134. 134
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Do they want to go back?

  135. 135
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    another debate?? errrrrrr no !

  136. 136
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off Vara – Stupid tit. Who gives a shit about Ugandan Asians FFS?

  137. 137
    Bardirect says:

    Would you want a barrister whose day to day job was a plasterer?

  138. 138
    Money Saving Expert says:

    Change your religion to Islam and then register your house as a ‘Place of Worship’

    Pay no Council Tax, a simple way for us all to save money in these austere times.

  139. 139
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Deep fried Mars bar eater alert

  140. 140
    Casual Observer says:

    Taxpayers money poured down a pointless drain to protect corrupt politicians and hypocritical publicity seeking celebs.

  141. 141
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What an appalling tie did he get dressed in the dark?

  142. 142
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Comet staff will spend all their dole on hair gel

  143. 143
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    omg…. whatever next ??

  144. 144
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fact him till he farts

  145. 145
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Phillip Davies for PM !!!!

  146. 146
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Well done Phil should be in charge

  147. 147
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Tom Harris.

    Another Labour MP dronning on about Tax Dodging.

    Just talk to bloody Margaret Hodge.

    What a prat.

  148. 148
    Dick Scratcher says:

    1 in 7 children does not have a computer game. I blame the bankers.

  149. 149
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    F*cking idiot… 1 in 7 ??

  150. 150
    Harriet Harpy says:

    I’m having my frontal lobes enlarged

  151. 151
    Yasmin Golliwog Brown says:

    I DO!

  152. 152
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Time up……. I am away for a refreshing cup of tea

  153. 153
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Doesnt have a warm coat,whos f…..g fault is that the parent ,smoking drinking and wasting our money

  154. 154
  155. 155
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “Right let’s go to our meeting”
    Did anyone else hear that then?

  156. 156
    Sir Talbot Buxomley says:

    Isn’t UKIP great – they are up in the polls taking votes from the Tories.

    UKIP will end up with zero Westminster seats.

    Isn’t First Past the Post great? Nope.

  157. 157
    The Feotus says:

    Can you hear me?

  158. 158
    Plato says:

    I thought he said “let’s go do our reading”?

  159. 159
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    You obviously have not been to Nantes recently .

    The only thing French Socialists vote for is self interest .

  160. 160
    Smack Harris says:

    It’s bottoms up in Rochdale. A quaint liberal tradition.

  161. 161
    Chris Bryant MP says:

    It’s World Wide AIDs Day….

    …on Saturday give generously

  162. 162
    Another Engineer says:

    Lidl are selling coats for the cost of 5 lottery tickets or a single packet of fags.

    The poverty isn’t in this country.

  163. 163
    Arthur Sixpence says:

    Sadiq Khan looks like Chris Huhne after a month under a sun bed

  164. 164
    White Van Man says:

    Plasterers do real useful practical work.

    Lawyers are parasites who produce nothing.

  165. 165
    Rinka Scott says:

    It would have been nice to hear some apologies in the House today for the behaviour of one of their former long standing Members .

  166. 166
    Carter Smunt says:

    Common Porpoise?

  167. 167
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Could well have been – both sound similar…

    It just smacks of an honourable member or two desperate to get out before Vague starts waffling!

  168. 168
    The Beast has real work experience says:

    Because he doesn’t want to be associated with all those shampain hypocritical career socialists.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    30 dead Palestinians for every 1 Eezrayli.

  170. 170
    bumboys and nonces says:

    For some strange reason, the mining industry never attracted homosexuals.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Just stay in that nice warm padded cell.

  172. 172
    bumboys and nonces says:

    A multi property owning prat, actually.

  173. 173
    bumboys and nonces says:

    It’s all about the in play.

  174. 174
    PMQ says:

    dull, insipid crap from start to finish.

  175. 175
    David Wisteria says:

    Well, I thought that went well .

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    Britain is ruled by a mercenary elite that cares nothing for the native population. A left over from Norman times perhaps? Who knows.

    That’s the difference between this country and somewhere like France or Japan.

  177. 177
    Chief Morning Cloud says:

    Have this lot got anything to say about Cyril Smith?

  178. 178
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    The only purpose that PMQS now serves is to allow the incisive,witty and radicalcomments on this blog we should be running this country.

  179. 179
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    All you people who post on this blog I have all your names and addresses.
    Come the revolution you will all be killed.

  180. 180
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    You mean Conference

  181. 181
    dormouse says:

    No such thing as the free market

  182. 182
    Fishy says:

    Redcar? That’ll be Gordon then.

  183. 183
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    And Vera Baird now masquerading as PPC in Northumbria

  184. 184
    Shadowy member of Common Purpose says:

    Oh dear, you’re repeating yourself. Are you sure you aren’t getting a bit old for this important position in our organisation, which as you know reports directly to the Central Committee? Maybe we should find a younger front person.

  185. 185
    Westminster's Crawling with K weers. says:

    Too much like hard work, and it might take the softness from their caring hands.

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Not as much as you you morons, remind me, how many MPs do you have ?

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    I dont know about that, Lord Mc Alpines lawyer got him£335,000 in 2 days !

  188. 188
    Atlantic bridge corporation. says:

    In yer dreams sunshine.

  189. 189
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Agreed PR NOW!

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