PHOTO: Gordon’s Aliiiiiive!
Prime Mentalist Spotted Very Near Chamber
Guido’s mole reports a flurry of Westminster activity from the former Prime Mentalist. Not only did Gordon actually vote last night, he almost made it into the Chamber today. But not quite! He stopped short behind the Speaker’s chair.
So, Leveson aside, why is Brown in town? Guido can report that instead of representing the people of Kirkcaldy, as he is paid to do, Gordon was showing a mysterious balding gentleman around the estate.
A doorman’s conversation was overheard by one witty Member:
Doorman: Who was that then?
MP: The former Prime Minster.
DM: No, no with him.
Boom-tish.
He’s in town to advise the new bloke at the BOE.
What a terrifying thought!
Who is ‘Gordon is a Moron’ again?
Was so Long ago I’ve forgotten!
You may have forgotten, but I can promise you this. You and your children will be paying for the supreme imbeciles borrowing and spending, for all of your lives.
and those he bailed out will be living off the backs of you and your children for the rest of their lives.
Word on the street is that the other guy with him was in fact Ming-iband the Merciless.
The photo was obviously taken after a good lunch.
It’s odd how photos of mythical beings (bigfoot, nessie, brown) always seem to be blurry and indistinct.
I WAS LOOKING FOR JOHN MAJOR FOR YEARS AFTER THE 97 ELECTION.
UNTIL SOMEONE TOLD ME TO CHECK OUT LORDS CRICKET GROUND MEMBERS ONLY THO…HEHEHEHE
Is that how the British economy was rebuilt for Brown to spend? Another history lesson forgotten! Still time for George to find another interest. Pardon the pun my life savings are rotting in England.
Can’t he just be the opposite of alive?
Someone mention the Broons? Here they are…
Well that wasn’t much of a laugh,
Ah, what I expected then. I started the video, noticed it was scottish, so I stopped it…
I suppose in the interests of consistency you should also stop watching TV, or indeed anything electroninc ( Maxwells equations), stop driving on the roads ( Tarmacadam) and in fact almost every fucking thing in the modern world. On the other hand feel free to practice buggery, thats English.
Exactly.
Great, the scotch television! And, er…golf. That’s it. Thanks a lot, sporran bollocks!
Isn’t Gordon just dead from the neck up?
Sarah says he s not too. Active from the umbilical chord down either these days.
Its a fake!!!!
Yes it is actually Gabriel Byrne filming the second series of Secret State.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9706179/Innocent-teenager-murdered-during-poisonous-gang-feud-court-hears.html
Let’s celebrate with a dance. The Gay Gordons.
Great news…Two Heads Willets has announced the forming of 10 new universities
…we need the places for all BollyBorisWoods students. I’d check Boris’s luggage very carefully on his return to UK
We collectively agree with Moussa
Moussa inadvertently reveals his day job. Baggage handler at Theifrow.
Letting people into the country that may one day contribute in a positive way…..Or do what Labour and our current shower of shit are doing….
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2012/11/27/bring-back-aman-vyas-boris-15252422/
To number 5 – Mousey Khunt-Breath
Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?Who are ya? Who are ya?
In E17 we’re wondering, with little hope, whether he took the time to ask for the extradition of the murderer of a local woman who fled there two years ago.
Whoops, 64 got there first.
I have always called him Witless.
Don’t recognise any if this. . .
Lord Lucan on Shergar?
I voted for David Haye
He didn’t vote for you.
we’d vote for him to put your lights out
We’ll fight you with our hands
tied behind our backs and we
will win. Meet you on the
mountains or in the car park
at 2.30pm.
I’ll be there with my trusty ‘save the world patent’ bogbrush ready to install you
We will stick that trusty ‘save the world’ patent bogbrush up your Moral Compass. So hard you won’t know if it started in North or South America. Enjoy!
Oi Gordo, less of the fruitcake!
I heard that Gordon Brown’s favourite film is Rainman.
Only because he thinks it’s a film about him being an excellent driver.
This is frustrating, I’d already dispatched war rocket Ajax to bring back his body.
ROFLMAO!
Flash – ah-aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
♫♪ Saviour of the economy!! ♫♪
(Guitar riff….)
was it one of the Al Thani family? his wifes new bosses or maybe Al Fayed? with hints on how Harrods should be run.I shall certainly be closing my Harrod account down even though their their plum puddings are popular here in Blunderland or am I mixing it up with our new Poundland or Primark.
Harrabs is no longer owned by Fayed. It belongs to the Qatari sovereign wealth fund. I was thinking I might start going there again now. But I’m not sure whether my little white and green embossed account card will be accepted. It doesn’t have an expiry date, mind.
The Al Thanis r the ruling family in Qatar
Mrs Q loves it there these days, bought some lovely curtains for our new house last week.
Does Gordon smell?
No worse than usual.
That bad, eh?
Think, Arafats gurney, but with a hint of wee and tramps gussett.
Is Gordon chatting up Nadine to get some tips for going into the Jungle perhaps?
Don’t be silly, he would scare all the creepy craw-lies away.
No self-respecting cockroach would go anywhere near him. Besides, they are all looking forward to breaking-up for Christmas, and back in February…..
Can the media please stop reporting the small floods like it’s the end of the world?
Once you’ve seen one river you’ve seen them all.
Nad once you have seen one TV journalist reporting ankle deep in muddy water you don’t need another one……………….
……..unless they are going to fall over and drown!
terrace ..thames…go on its warm today
Fall down a missing man hole cover would be better for media idiots.
We are simply gushing over the flooding.
Oh, well, after all that Hurricane Sandy footage from America, we local broadcasters now figure, “We’ve got to show our OWN flood footage, or what kind of shithouse operation are people going to think we are?”
Shouldn’t McMental be off to Rotherham to shore up the Labour vote?
Gordon & votes ……… Didn’t go well last time best keep him out the way
errrrrr Didnt Dave call UKIP, “”fruitcakes who are mostly racists”"
errrrrr I think you will find, that is exactly what he said.
Your stutter is getting worse.
….turning into Douglas Carswell
More like Ugly Carsmell in your case.
Yes MK II. Six years ago…keep up.
Sqn Leader Farridge is also suffering from delayed indignation
Labour’s Common Purpose wing steals kids.
Is Cameron clling me racist? F*ck*ng white trash.
+10m.
And also delayed ignition when landing light planes.
errrrrr Isnt The debt actually higher than in May 2010.
There’s no money left.
All those tory cuts for you……Bastards the lot of them….
Well done MKM2, you noticed.
Yes the coalition are pissing money away faster than the lunatic McShite. I am wondering when Tories will notice ( if there are any left in the Tory party ) and do something about it, other than demand ever higher taxes to pay for their pissfest.
Not sure how many Tories there are left but there are a good few Common Purpose ‘graduates’ I’ll wager.
Keep the noise down Bob.
Completely wrong, Bob. Usually I agree with you, but you’re well out of order there.
Diabolical!
Eh! What did you say.
When former Soviet bloc countries joined the EU in 2004, Britain was one of only three countries to open its labour market to them immediately – even Brussels allowed a seven-year grace period.
The then Labour government estimated that 13,000 migrants would come in the first year and none would be eligible to claim benefits. In the event, 91,000 arrived in six months and the EU then passed laws allowing migrants to claim benefits on the same basis as indigenous citizens.
Estimates are that of 1.9 million nationals of other EU states living in Britain, 500,000 are living on benefits – 146,000 of whom have not worked since arriving here.
It really is beyond belief. The sooner we get out, the better. Surely this EU nightmare cannot last much longer.
It will last as long as the EU have their hands in our pockets and we have a government that allows them to.
..and how many from non-EU states over the same period? And how many of those are claiming benefits, and have never worked???
Fakecharity Shelter ad clams “75,00 families are homeless” I’d bet most of those are non-native.
Well, we are trying to encourage them into the WHS by forcing GPs to accept them, then they will get a card to make them legal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238918/GPs-paid-register-illegal-immigrant-Fury-64-patient-incentive-deal-doctors.html
What do you expect from the party that told us in 2003 that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction capable of hitting targets in the UK within 45 minutes and in 2006 that we would exit from Afghanistan in 6 months without a shot fired ?
It’s the way I tell ‘em
‘Gordon spotted very near chamber’.
Hasn’t he learnt to use a fucking bog yet ??
A chamber pot makes it easier for him to closely inspect his jobbies.
Let’s hope it’s smallpox.
I got my jawwwwb back if I keep my big gawwwwb shut and be nice to the possssh boys. Good innit! Loadsamoney from the meeedya coming my way.
The truly principled M.P. would have told their party leadership to stick it.
There have been more sightings of Nessie than there have been of Brown.
just seeing his kisser and the one eyed chingrinner springs back into life… to think he could have been pm now
UKIP aren’t racist.
They are Neo nut, homophobic, misogynist, contorted faced racists…..LOL
You know it’s true…its why you neo nuts love them so much
You’re looking in the mirror.
Says someone who wants to start a class war….
Labour, Stop stealing kids!
Moussa Khoussa – you are just a skull cap badge away from dropping the Zyk.lon-B into CCHQ, aren’t you, go on you know it’s what you want to admit. You apologise for the racist behaviour of your National Socialist, big government paymasters, and then have the temerity to call us neo nuts.
What a sad, deluded little creep you are – Jos.eph Goe.bbels without the laughs.
We’ll fight you with our hands tied behind our backs and we will win. Meet you on the mountains or in the car park at 2.30pm.
Will gordon, I wonder, stand for election in 2015?
A bigger question is, who would stand it if he did, besides a flock of somnambulist Scottish sheep in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, who would vote for a dead dog if it were the Labour candidate?
Well seeing as Tony Blair was paid a fortune to make peace between Israel and the Palestinians (how’s that going Tone?) maybe Gordon will get the job of trying to make the EU accounts balance.
He can’t balance his own mental state. AND he’s only got one battery in a 4 cell calculator, owned that way since 1997.
I did try one of those solar powered calculators, but up here in Kirkaldy the sun shines so rarely, it never worked. Vitamin D deficiency explains a lot of the actions of we Scots.
And Big ones.
What are the first two things you should do when you wake up hungover, covered in vomit, and stinking of piss?
Log into facebook and pray.
and there you are doing just what you hoped you weren’t … and your elderly parents watched the entire thing on skype
Haste ye back the noo, Pa Broon! Ye’ve forgotten your frog pills!
So how much has Gordon Brown defrauded the taxpayer on all his jollies when he should be at work in the Commons?
Politics is my hobby. I get wads of cash for my speeches.
Keep studying my training manual.
All the Big Ben Bells were ringing
In Olde Westminster Town
And the song that they were singing?
“Beware– it’s Little Gordie Brown!”
And the MP’s in the Chamber
Prayed for guidance from above:
“Please deliver us from evil
From this demented Scottish dee-vil!
Save us through Thy gracious love!”
That’s not bad, TKdP. Is there a second verse?
There’s never a loaded Garnick .600 Overkill to hand when you need one, is there?
Is there an app for that ?
We can but hope.
You wicked capitalist Tories are so greedy.
You don’t understand.
It’s OK when THEY do it.
Of course he did. I did, but I got it!
“Gordon’s alive!?”
Brian Blessed seems strangely excited by the news.
He was only ever alive from the neck down. That’s how he walked from Downing Street what the bastard was finally found out for being the pile of shit that he is and probably always was.
I am the real bigot!
I do not wish to indulge in a Socratic dialogue which shines a light on my performance at the BBC.
More worryingly is Guido alive or has he taken the afternoon off?
Was it Phillip Hammond playing the boss?
lol
Bloody Hell. Jonah’s been here, and I’ve got a tilt already.
It was the Chinese that gave patten the name ‘Fat Ponce’.
Nah, they called him; “great pile of steaming Buffalo shit”.
Dave’s been “learning lessons” in Buckfastleigh.
Rain comes from the sky.
Water flows down hill.
Rivers overflow banks.
Drains get blocked.
Politicians get “We care” photo-opportunities on prime time TV
Insurers are faced with contrived claims for household goods and car damage etc. by Joe and Josephine Public who deliberately failed to take precautions.
Taxpayers get screwed to build pointless flood defences near old flood plains that corrupt local politicians have built on.
Typical LabLibCon mess.
So in the last 3 years how many times has he been in the chamber? Twice, three, four? Whatever to not turn up is a disgrace for any MP but then they are all a**eholes only there for the money and benefits.
Chamber pot gets emptied four times a day.
Never fear……He’ll be there on Thursday when Cameron makes his statement on Leveson and expect to be called to speak so that he can give the assembled multitudes his pearls of wisdom on press censorship
OchI heard that there was a leftover sandwhich so turned up for it
Thats another £50 on expenses och aye the noo
In other news, Marine Le Pen is no longer the most toxic name linked to UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom’s Euro Nutter club
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/27/hungarian-rightwinger-call-survey-jews
In other news, you’ll never guess what one of UKIP’s Hungarian chums said today.
Are they ‘chums’ in the same way that Labour are ‘chums’ with the Khymer Rouge?
No, in the same way the tories were.
One has tae dae summfin tae get awa frae the wife
Is brian blessed down to star as a young lord fivebellies in the new. Mel brooks musical
Springtime for foodies
It wasn’t me. I don’t get out of bed for less than a few squillion. You see I know how to squander, I just need lot of money to do it with and now I don’t have taxpayers to screw big time…
It was me, Jimmy the Guv’nor. Don’t believe everything you read.
Scarborough gets cold at this time of year and I fancied a day out with the other fiddlers.