November 27th, 2012

Paxo: “We’re All Going to Die”


  1. 1
    nellnewman says:

    Well he’s got the face for it.


    • 7
      Waaaaaalk onnnnn. says:

      But who wants to die on a pathway in Liverpool other than a drunk scouser?


      • 21
        Lucy Lastic says:

        Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy”.


      • 65
        CarryHole is a Huge Hunt says:

        Ill people unlucky enough to be unable to afford NHS/NDS replacements.


      • 110
        NHS patients given Death Row drug says:

        130,000 people died on the so called Liverpool Care Pathway (LCP) last year, Waaaaaalk onnnnn. Professor Patrick Pullicino termed the LCP a death pathway and euthanasia by the back door.

        Some 30% of UK deaths, many of them not imminently dying until they were forced onto the death pathway, where they were drugged, dehydrated and starved to death.

        Why are hospitals getting extra funding for putting patients on this disgraceful death pathway?


        • 111
          GPs told to draw up a death register of the 1% of patients they expect to die in any one year says:

          If you aren’t sure who is likely to die, the guidelines tell GP, use your intuition.

          In other words, GUESS?

          Professor Pullicino and other eminent specialists state that it is impossible to forecast that someone is going to die a year ahead.

          So the death register becomes a self fulfilling prophesy.

          Remind you of anything, this?


          • Muslim Doctors complain they're being pressured to collude in the killings fo NHS patitients says:

            “Senior Muslim doctors have called a summit amid mounting concerns that thousands of elderly and terminally-ill patients are having their lives prematurely ended to free up hospital beds.

            They will meet next month to discuss fears that the Liverpool Care Pathway (LCP) is being used as a euthanasia pathway in the NHS, in hospices and in private and residential care homes for the elderly.

            Dr Jafer Qureshi, a consultant psychiatrist and a senior member of the Muslim Council of Britain, will host the meeting of about a dozen senior Islamic physicians in his home city of Birmingham.

            He said it follows complaints from some Muslim medics that they were being placed under pressure to collude in the killings of NHS patients.”



          • The savant8.5 says:

            First they came for the intellectuals

            But gordon was not an intellectual

            Then they came for the professions
            But gordon was not a professional
            Then hey came forthe. intelligentsia
            Certainly not gordon
            Then they came foR the aristocracy
            Well that lets gordon off

            Finally they came for the great vacuous deep fried mars bar eating fearties from fife with aspirations to being serious politicians

            Nuff said .


    • 19
      Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:


  2. 2
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Stating the bleeding obvious – just like Sybil Fawlty.


  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Why has he got the cover from Sarah Brown’s autobiography projected on the screen behind him?


  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    He is right Guido, first time in ages NewsNight has been factually correct about anything.


    • 23
      Anonymous says:

      Hopefully it could well be the death of Newsnight, sadly politically compromised as far as impartiality goes for years.


      • 58
        nothing LEFT says:

        Switched the telly on for a bit of slobbing about on the settee,and liam byrne was on.Had to get up.bloody cheek,and switch it off.


  5. 5
    madame la guillotine says:

    i demand a judge led committee of public safety


  6. 6
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Does that include the BBC?


  7. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:


    Is it really still on air?



  8. 9
    Hank the Cat says:

    Is Fat Pang before parliment today, and is it on the box?


  9. 11
    Hank the Cat says:

    Will he be demanding an appearance fee and expences


  10. 12
    David B says:

    He forgot about taxes, but then that only applies to the little people who are not progressive such as the Gardian, etc,


  11. 13
    Dr Livingstone says:

    You hear it first on Newsnight……..


  12. 14
    Get to the point says:

    There’s really no need to beat about the bush, Paxo


  13. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Is this a way of communicating that Newsnight is at the depression stage now ?


  14. 16
    St. Tony Blair says:

    Some sooner than others; particularly if you are a Palestinian living in Gaza


  15. 17
    Hank the Cat says:

    Does that include milliband in the near future


  16. 22
    Witch Hunt says:

    So there is going to be a witch burning outside the Salford Kirk. Is Paxman first for a roasting. Get those faggots lit.


  17. 24
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

    PAXO @ 2min 45sec ?


  18. 26
    Denis Mackshame says:

    Not dead, just sweeping.


  19. 28
    St Paul Mason says:

    I’m immortal.


  20. 30
    Emily says:

    Because I could not stop for
    He kindly stopped for me;
    The carriage held but just
    And Immortality.
    We slowly drove, he knew no
    And I had put away
    My labor, and my leisure too,
    For his civility.
    We passed the school, where
    children strove
    At recess, in the ring;
    We passed the fields of gazing
    We passed the setting sun.
    Or rather, he passed us;
    The dews grew quivering and
    For only gossamer my gown,
    My tippet only tulle.
    We paused before a house that
    A swelling of the ground;
    The roof was scarcely visible,
    The cornice but a mound.
    Since then ’tis centuries, and yet
    Feels shorter than the day
    I first surmised the horses’ heads
    Were toward eternity.


    • 48
      Frosty Bob says:

      “But I have promises to keep,
      And miles to go before I sleep…”, so f*ck off, you agoraphobic frigid little neurotic!
      I plan on being around for awhile!


      • 69
        Dylan not Bob says:

        Do not go gentle into that good
        Old age should burn and rave at
        close of day;
        Rage, rage against the dying of the
        Though wise men at their end know
        dark is right,
        Because their words had forked no
        lightning they
        Do not go gentle into that good
        Good men, the last wave by, crying
        how bright
        Their frail deeds might have danced
        in a green bay,
        Rage, rage against the dying of the
        Wild men who caught and sang the
        sun in flight,
        And learn, too late, they grieved it
        on its way,
        Do not go gentle into that good
        Grave men, near death, who see
        with blinding sight
        Blind eyes could blaze like meteors
        and be gay,
        Rage, rage against the dying of the
        And you, my father, there on the
        sad height,
        Curse, bless, me now with your
        fierce tears, I pray.
        Do not go gentle into that good
        Rage, rage against the dying of the


  21. 31
    restore the monasteries says:

    The soul needs few things,the body many.

    Speak not of a dead man at the table.

    Old men,when they scorn young,make much of death.

    And my own take on life;There is only one gift worth having in life,your health.


  22. 35
    Hank the Cat says:

    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive – Elbert Hubbard


    • 73
      L. Ron Hubbard, Founder of the Church of Scamatology, says:

      But not until I’ve fleeced you for your last dollar, that is.


  23. 37
    Hank the Cat says:

    Her Majesty The Queen has been pleased to approve the re-appointment of Charles Richard Bean as Deputy Governor of the Bank of England for Monetary Stability from 1 July 2013.


  24. 38
    Goth says:

    Come, let us take a muster
    Doomsday is near; die all, die


  25. 40
    best death ever says:


  26. 41
    Goth says:

    Is this a mass suicide pact at the BBC? Will it be broadcast live on air?


  27. 42
    Reimer says:

    Paxo and co have done a good job of making me wish for an early death these past few years.


  28. 43
    Ed Balls says:

    We always knew Tories were worse than useless on welfare, now flagship Work Programme has underperformed doing nothing:


    • 51

      Sorry Ed – started to read what you had typed, but after the word “Tories” your post appears to have been hacked by LULSEC’s DILLIGAF section, and all it says now is “TYPED BY A HUGE VAGINA!”.

      I’m sure what you said was exquisitely relevant, and took responsibility for you and your glove puppet Militwat in supporting the Kirkcaldy Kwanii in getting us to this position in the first place.


    • 54
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      Hi Ed,

      We never missed any of our important targets, did we ?


    • 61
      Face facts there are probably almost 1 million people that will never work again says:

      If there are insufficient jobs for such people,if some people of those don’t want to stick at work and some employers don’t want to employ such people then you can have has many work programs as you like you but they will ALL fail


    • 78
      Sir William W says:

      Quite right – all such programmesvare useless. At best they privilege one group of job-seekers over another. Governments should manage their own finances competently, enforce a free market against monopolistic business interests and then get out of the way.


  29. 44
    Rowing Atkinson_Astoby says:

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Death wh………. …. .


  30. 45
    Mooover says:

    Ben Brogan write :It has taken the Left years, but finally the press is at its mercy

    Does he not realise the Left have only taken the ground abandoned by the centrists

    The internet trumps all newspapers, magazines and even TV stations.

    All newspapers are in decline and slow movers like the BBC are inching towards obscelesence


  31. 46
    A little Buddha says:

    We must all have a good death.


    • 99
      Get your bony hands off me says:

      I always say that when the Grim Reaper appears make sure that you spit in his eye and kick him in the balls. You are going to die anyway and there is no upside in making it easy for the bastard.


  32. 47
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The integrity of Newsnight died years ago.


  33. 49
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Liam Byrne is on the Daily Politics. He speks he lies. Why do I hate him so much?


  34. 49
    Dianne Fatbot says:

    This month I have entered into the spirit of ‘Mouvember’. Looks better than most others in the house.


  35. 52
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Liam Byrne on DP show. He speaks, he lies.


  36. 55
    Pat's back says:


    • 67
      The Diplomatic Service says:

      Pat, you seem to be softening your stance there a tad.


    • 80
      Raving Loon says:

      The sentiments of Hamas are shares in Tower Hamlets, Sparkbrook and many other “multicultural” centres, only we’re too afraid to admit it.


  37. 62
    George Galloway says:

    I’m not racist, I’m a multicultural piss taker.


  38. 64
    CCHQ says:

    That Colgate advert is bloody annoying isn’t it?


  39. 68
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    I died once. Nearly fu*king killed me!


  40. 71
    Abu Qatada says:

    I went to a prostitute last night I said, “How much, love?”

    She said, “£40.”

    “Oh no,” I replied, “I’ve only got £37.50.”

    She said, “It’s £40 or nothing.”

    “That’s awfully kind of you,” I smiled, “I’ll give you nothing.”


  41. 81
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Children belong in decent families like this:


  42. 82
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    (Lord Patton) said: “We did not have grounds for dismissal. We could either accept a consensual deal for 12 months, or the situation would drift on and we would find ourselves with a constructive dismissal (claim) and also an unfair dismissal.”

    So, Chris, you messed up. And we pay?

    I don’t think so.


  43. 83
    Sir William W says:

    When Paxo pops his clogs, they will have him stuffed and placed in the entrance hall of The BBC Experience, “a nostalgic look at the UK’s one-time state broadcaster”.


  44. 85
    Rotherham Social Services says:


  45. 89
    Enemy Of The State says:

    Yes. You too.


  46. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Paxo was likely front running this:

    If a reality version appears, would vote Joyce Thacker as being first up.


  47. 109
    keredybretsa says:

    Wow! Now that is a real intellectual full of street savvey.


  48. 114
    robbie says:

    Does the Liverpool Care Pathway mean sending patients to Hillsborough?


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