Paxo: “We’re All Going to Die”
Who says Paxo isn’t the shining light of optimism that spreads cheer across the nation…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
Well he’s got the face for it.
But who wants to die on a pathway in Liverpool other than a drunk scouser?
Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy”.
Natures way of saying bye bye.
Ill people unlucky enough to be unable to afford NHS/NDS replacements.
130,000 people died on the so called Liverpool Care Pathway (LCP) last year, Waaaaaalk onnnnn. Professor Patrick Pullicino termed the LCP a death pathway and euthanasia by the back door.
Some 30% of UK deaths, many of them not imminently dying until they were forced onto the death pathway, where they were drugged, dehydrated and starved to death.
Why are hospitals getting extra funding for putting patients on this disgraceful death pathway?
If you aren’t sure who is likely to die, the guidelines tell GP, use your intuition.
In other words, GUESS?
Professor Pullicino and other eminent specialists state that it is impossible to forecast that someone is going to die a year ahead.
So the death register becomes a self fulfilling prophesy.
Remind you of anything, this?
“Senior Muslim doctors have called a summit amid mounting concerns that thousands of elderly and terminally-ill patients are having their lives prematurely ended to free up hospital beds.
They will meet next month to discuss fears that the Liverpool Care Pathway (LCP) is being used as a euthanasia pathway in the NHS, in hospices and in private and residential care homes for the elderly.
Dr Jafer Qureshi, a consultant psychiatrist and a senior member of the Muslim Council of Britain, will host the meeting of about a dozen senior Islamic physicians in his home city of Birmingham.
He said it follows complaints from some Muslim medics that they were being placed under pressure to collude in the killings of NHS patients.”
http://www.dioceseofshrewsbury.org/news/latest-news/muslims-doctors-to-meet-amid-fears-of-euthanasia-on-liverpool-care-pathway
First they came for the intellectuals
But gordon was not an intellectual
Then they came for the professions
But gordon was not a professional
Then hey came forthe. intelligentsia
Certainly not gordon
Then they came foR the aristocracy
Well that lets gordon off
Finally they came for the great vacuous deep fried mars bar eating fearties from fife with aspirations to being serious politicians
Nuff said .
we are all going to die. well die then. stop complaining.
Stating the bleeding obvious – just like Sybil Fawlty.
Why has he got the cover from Sarah Brown’s autobiography projected on the screen behind him?
+several
He is right Guido, first time in ages NewsNight has been factually correct about anything.
Hopefully it could well be the death of Newsnight, sadly politically compromised as far as impartiality goes for years.
Switched the telly on for a bit of slobbing about on the settee,and liam byrne was on.Had to get up.bloody cheek,and switch it off.
Next time have the Remote handy dear boy – or a brick
FFS if using a brick make sure it’s a cheap telly. On of the tube like thingies £1 from car boots. I swear by them and throw bricks.
i demand a judge led committee of public safety
Does that include the BBC?
Newsnight?
Is it really still on air?
Really?
I though Paxman was dead.
He is on my list, do not worry.
Is Fat Pang before parliment today, and is it on the box?
yes and yes
Will he be demanding an appearance fee and expences
Yes and yes
He forgot about taxes, but then that only applies to the little people who are not progressive such as the Gardian, etc,
You hear it first on Newsnight……..
Factually wrong again, I’m not going to die.
Hopefully I will, very soon.
I am omnipotent and I saved the world – die? Never. Like boom and bust life will carry on for me.
There’s really no need to beat about the bush, Paxo
A typically brutal way for Paxo to inform everybody of this fact.
Is this a way of communicating that Newsnight is at the depression stage now ?
Boo Hoo
Some sooner than others; particularly if you are a Palestinian living in Gaza
In there case it is self inflicted
Their, dear , their……………..
sorry forgot about the speeling stasi
Educashun, educashun, educashun
Pat Condell on Gaza and as always, spot on.
Elect Hamas and suffer the consequences.
Does that include milliband in the near future
So there is going to be a witch burning outside the Salford Kirk. Is Paxman first for a roasting. Get those faggots lit.
WOT ??????????????
Are you talking wooden or the other type?
PAXO @ 2min 45sec ?
Great, and could have been yesterday.
Not dead, just sweeping.
I’m immortal.
Because I could not stop for
Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just
ourselves
And Immortality.
We slowly drove, he knew no
haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.
We passed the school, where
children strove
At recess, in the ring;
We passed the fields of gazing
grain,
We passed the setting sun.
Or rather, he passed us;
The dews grew quivering and
chill,
For only gossamer my gown,
My tippet only tulle.
We paused before a house that
seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.
Since then ’tis centuries, and yet
each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses’ heads
Were toward eternity.
“But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep…”, so f*ck off, you agoraphobic frigid little neurotic!
I plan on being around for awhile!
Do not go gentle into that good
night,
Old age should burn and rave at
close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the
light.
Though wise men at their end know
dark is right,
Because their words had forked no
lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good
night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying
how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced
in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the
light.
Wild men who caught and sang the
sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it
on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good
night.
Grave men, near death, who see
with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors
and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the
light.
And you, my father, there on the
sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your
fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good
night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the
light.
The soul needs few things,the body many.
Speak not of a dead man at the table.
Old men,when they scorn young,make much of death.
And my own take on life;There is only one gift worth having in life,your health.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive – Elbert Hubbard
But not until I’ve fleeced you for your last dollar, that is.
Her Majesty The Queen has been pleased to approve the re-appointment of Charles Richard Bean as Deputy Governor of the Bank of England for Monetary Stability from 1 July 2013.
Is he on Flickr?
Not another bean counter.
yet another reward for failure.
Come, let us take a muster
speedily:
Doomsday is near; die all, die
merrily.
Is this a mass suicide pact at the BBC? Will it be broadcast live on air?
I am not sure the licence fee payers would take kindly to the BBC shelling out for Koolade.
Paxo and co have done a good job of making me wish for an early death these past few years.
We always knew Tories were worse than useless on welfare, now flagship Work Programme has underperformed doing nothing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20499836 …
Sorry Ed – started to read what you had typed, but after the word “Tories” your post appears to have been hacked by LULSEC’s DILLIGAF section, and all it says now is “TYPED BY A HUGE VAGINA!”.
I’m sure what you said was exquisitely relevant, and took responsibility for you and your glove puppet Militwat in supporting the Kirkcaldy Kwanii in getting us to this position in the first place.
Hi Ed,
We never missed any of our important targets, did we ?
If there are insufficient jobs for such people,if some people of those don’t want to stick at work and some employers don’t want to employ such people then you can have has many work programs as you like you but they will ALL fail
My plans will give them meaningful work, innit.
You can never have enough drain cleaners and road sweepers – and all on minimum wages too.
Quite right – all such programmesvare useless. At best they privilege one group of job-seekers over another. Governments should manage their own finances competently, enforce a free market against monopolistic business interests and then get out of the way.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
DEATH.
Death wh………. …. .
Ben Brogan write :It has taken the Left years, but finally the press is at its mercy
Does he not realise the Left have only taken the ground abandoned by the centrists
The internet trumps all newspapers, magazines and even TV stations.
All newspapers are in decline and slow movers like the BBC are inching towards obscelesence
And that is why Leveson, or someone like him, will shortly be trying to ‘harmonise’ and extend regulation to cover the internet too.
Work on state control of the internet is already going on – not least at the 12 day conference of the International Telecommunications Union in Dubai next week.
I think they’ll have a shock…
Either that or a fine old time in some dull hotels at the expense of the world’s taxpayers
http://www.forbes.com/sites/larrydownes/2012/11/26/un-agencys-leaked-playbook-panic-chaos-over-internet-treaty/
We must all have a good death.
I always say that when the Grim Reaper appears make sure that you spit in his eye and kick him in the balls. You are going to die anyway and there is no upside in making it easy for the bastard.
The integrity of Newsnight died years ago.
RIP BBC Integrity.
Liam Byrne is on the Daily Politics. He speks he lies. Why do I hate him so much?
How can I tell when a politician is lying?
This month I have entered into the spirit of ‘Mouvember’. Looks better than most others in the house.
I think that Gordmong’s beard is quite realistic though, Diane.
Did you enjoy the Jerk Pork and the rice and peas on yesterday’s menu at the Commons?
Liam Byrne on DP show. He speaks, he lies.
Pat, you seem to be softening your stance there a tad.
The sentiments of Hamas are shares in Tower Hamlets, Sparkbrook and many other “multicultural” centres, only we’re too afraid to admit it.
I’m not racist, I’m a multicultural piss taker.
I’m a xenophobe. Can’t stand those xenos!
Especially the Mazda
That Colgate advert is bloody annoying isn’t it?
Speak for yourself, smelly breath
I died once. Nearly fu*king killed me!
I went to a prostitute last night I said, “How much, love?”
She said, “£40.”
“Oh no,” I replied, “I’ve only got £37.50.”
She said, “It’s £40 or nothing.”
“That’s awfully kind of you,” I smiled, “I’ll give you nothing.”
Children belong in decent families like this:
(Lord Patton) said: “We did not have grounds for dismissal. We could either accept a consensual deal for 12 months, or the situation would drift on and we would find ourselves with a constructive dismissal (claim) and also an unfair dismissal.”
So, Chris, you messed up. And we pay?
I don’t think so.
Mr Patton should resign. He’s a dud.
Fatty Pang has jobs to spare. Must be good if all of those people queue up every month with a pay check!
When Paxo pops his clogs, they will have him stuffed and placed in the entrance hall of The BBC Experience, “a nostalgic look at the UK’s one-time state broadcaster”.
I thought he was already stuffed.
Yes. You too.
Paxo was likely front running this:
http://www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/00000976/bbc_three_suicide_sitcom_way_to_go/
If a reality version appears, would vote Joyce Thacker as being first up.
Wow! Now that is a real intellectual full of street savvey.
Does the Liverpool Care Pathway mean sending patients to Hillsborough?