Nadine has landed:
Arrived in Heathrow to scores of Paps – has the world gone mad? I've HAD ONLY 3 SITTING DAYS AWAY!! THE REST WAS HALF TERM!—
Nadine Dorries MP (@NadineDorriesMP) November 26, 2012
Someone better tell Brian…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Google-eyed-Dave
“but boss, i only bunked my job for three days last week?? The rest was the weekend”
Like you or anyone really cares, just another bandwagon.
Nah, but all the valid reasons for kicking her out were ignored so I’ll settle for a piss-poor reason.
At the end of the day, she’s just another lying, thieving, publicly funded leech of an MP who doesn’t think she’s accountable to the people who pay her wages.
Repay the earnings then.
Hopefully UKIP will tell her to flock off !!
Digrace that she abandoned her station
Couldn’t agree more, my dear friend.
Must say, my 29.2% voting record stands up favourably to Dorries 70%
Surely by appearing on the programme she is claiming to be a sleb?
Therefore she should expect the paps.
True, but nobody really believed her, especially not the real slebs on IACGMOOHnow!
(Yes, I don’t miss a minute – all very funny.)
The unauthorised desertion from a parliamentary constituency is a disgrace.
Gordon’s is a special case.
Turnip production is up, we will win in Rotherham, comrades!
You looked extremely comely in your bikini in the jungle Nads, I was quite smitten. Hope to see you soon back in the House! Boaz.
The more time she spends out of the country the better IMO
I love that she’s using the fact she’s so unpopular she was first voted out as an excuse as to why it was OK for her to go on the show.
Genius.
Respect has a sitting Mp and potentially 2 more. Why don’t UKIP?
I thought I saw Nigel Farage in Witney (black Jag XK).
Just sightseeing or did he have someone to meet?
His handler?
Ah, come on Nads, you love it really and it’ll be a great platform for your next career.
Where does she get this idea that the parliamentary recess is some kind of half term “holiday”. Every MP I’ve known and worked for has regarded the recess as constituency time. Makes you wonder what she would have been doing with this time if she hadn’t been in the Jungle. Does she understand the job description of an MP – it is to represent your constituents – 24/7 365 days a year!
Arise, Lord Farage of Farnborough, £500,000-a-year Chairman of the Council of Bureaus.
Surely 15 minutes must be up by now.
Aha. I see what you’re doing, Guido. Juxtaposing posts about David the Chimp with Mad Nad– because one is doing it well out in public and making a spectacle of herself on so-called “reality” television, her three days of playing hookey attracts a lot more notice by the tabloids than a former minister/brother of opposition leader who does the same thing by a factor of umpteen over what she has done, and is much better remunerated for his skiving than is she, but because he’s more subtile about it and doesn’t splash his face about in some sort of publicity grab, nobody gets too worked up over it.
I’m not going to shag you Fawkes.
Anyone remember me?
Are you the one in the Ecuadorian Embassy?
Well at least she knocked Gaza off the front pages. Orchids to her for that.
Who cares about that washed-up Geordie footballer now anyway?
Ha ha! I realised that as soon as I typed it.
It was only three days because the stupid slapper got kicked out. What would have been the excuse if she had stayed the course?
Dear Nadine
What a complete and utter waste of time your stint on I’m A Celebrity was.
Mr Bag and I do not want to see Members of Parliament every time we switch on the TV. We see enough of you on the news. You were the first to be voted off. What does that tell you?
Have a little think over the holiday, dear.
I would have thought this nonentities constituency is the one she needs to have answers for, fancy also letting her “profession” down.
LOL
Stuff Guido likes to ignore…7 down
* Farage wants The Gimp as Tory leader
* Boris Indian junket
* Boris wants more Indians in London
* VAT to 25%
* Insurance flooding debacle
* Gay marriage rebellion
* Wheres Warsi ???? Minister for Faith and Communities…has nothing to say to the Rotherham community….LOL
Boris also wants millions of immigrants from Turkey
Thank you Nadine
You have done us a great service, keep up the bad work
Ed
So what did she do when she was in the jungle? Informed the world that she is a puppet politician having her strings pulled by a rich tory donor. What a stupid woman.
I think the point is that up to now she’s only really been hated by people who follow politics. This was an opportunity to be despised by a much wider audience that otherwise would not have known what a shallow and ridiculous individual she really was. That public has a much clearer picture now of the sort of person who becomes a Tory MP. I’m all for it.
Well said J
Dorries total tosser whip to be withdrawn for remainder o Parliament and can then Opik on Z celebrity list.
With Nadine I’d have thought it was a case of the paps arriving!