November 26th, 2012

She’s a Celebrity Get Her Out of There


  1. 1
    John says:

    “but boss, i only bunked my job for three days last week?? The rest was the weekend”

  2. 2
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Repay the earnings then.

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    Digrace that she abandoned her station

  4. 4
    Well, duh says:

    Surely by appearing on the programme she is claiming to be a sleb?

    Therefore she should expect the paps.

  5. 5
    David Miliband says:

    Couldn’t agree more, my dear friend.

  6. 6
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    The unauthorised desertion from a parliamentary constituency is a disgrace.

    Gordon’s is a special case.

    Turnip production is up, we will win in Rotherham, comrades!

  7. 7
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    You looked extremely comely in your bikini in the jungle Nads, I was quite smitten. Hope to see you soon back in the House! Boaz.

  8. 8
    Bob Fleming says:

    The more time she spends out of the country the better IMO

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    I love that she’s using the fact she’s so unpopular she was first voted out as an excuse as to why it was OK for her to go on the show.


  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Respect has a sitting Mp and potentially 2 more. Why don’t UKIP?

  11. 11
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I thought I saw Nigel Farage in Witney (black Jag XK).
    Just sightseeing or did he have someone to meet?

  12. 12
    Sir William Waad says:

    Ah, come on Nads, you love it really and it’ll be a great platform for your next career.

  13. 13
    The Reality Gap says:

    Where does she get this idea that the parliamentary recess is some kind of half term “holiday”. Every MP I’ve known and worked for has regarded the recess as constituency time. Makes you wonder what she would have been doing with this time if she hadn’t been in the Jungle. Does she understand the job description of an MP – it is to represent your constituents – 24/7 365 days a year!

  14. 14
    Sir William Waad says:

    Arise, Lord Farage of Farnborough, £500,000-a-year Chairman of the Council of Bureaus.

  15. 15
    Jimmy says:

    Surely 15 minutes must be up by now.

  16. 16
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Aha. I see what you’re doing, Guido. Juxtaposing posts about David the Chimp with Mad Nad– because one is doing it well out in public and making a spectacle of herself on so-called “reality” television, her three days of playing hookey attracts a lot more notice by the tabloids than a former minister/brother of opposition leader who does the same thing by a factor of umpteen over what she has done, and is much better remunerated for his skiving than is she, but because he’s more subtile about it and doesn’t splash his face about in some sort of publicity grab, nobody gets too worked up over it.

  17. 17
    I'm Nadine Get Guido Out My Knicker Draw says:

    I’m not going to shag you Fawkes.

  18. 18
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Anyone remember me?

  19. 19
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Well at least she knocked Gaza off the front pages. Orchids to her for that.

  20. 20
    London Cabbie says:

    It was only three days because the stupid slapper got kicked out. What would have been the excuse if she had stayed the course?

  21. 21
    Lady Hermon says:

    Must say, my 29.2% voting record stands up favourably to Dorries 70%

  22. 22
    Windowlicker says:

    His handler?

  23. 23
    Sir William Waad says:

    Are you the one in the Ecuadorian Embassy?

  24. 24
    Had enough says:

    Like you or anyone really cares, just another bandwagon.

  25. 25
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Hopefully UKIP will tell her to flock off !!

  26. 26
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Dear Nadine

    What a complete and utter waste of time your stint on I’m A Celebrity was.

    Mr Bag and I do not want to see Members of Parliament every time we switch on the TV. We see enough of you on the news. You were the first to be voted off. What does that tell you?

    Have a little think over the holiday, dear.

  27. 27
    Well it's a thought says:

    I would have thought this nonentities constituency is the one she needs to have answers for, fancy also letting her “profession” down.

  28. 28
    Sue d'Nymme says:

    Who cares about that washed-up Geordie footballer now anyway?

  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:


    Stuff Guido likes to ignore…7 down

    * Farage wants The Gimp as Tory leader
    * Boris Indian junket
    * Boris wants more Indians in London
    * VAT to 25%
    * Insurance flooding debacle
    * Gay marriage rebellion
    * Wheres Warsi ???? Minister for Faith and Communities…has nothing to say to the Rotherham community….LOL

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Nah, but all the valid reasons for kicking her out were ignored so I’ll settle for a piss-poor reason.

    At the end of the day, she’s just another lying, thieving, publicly funded leech of an MP who doesn’t think she’s accountable to the people who pay her wages.

  31. 31
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Thank you Nadine

    You have done us a great service, keep up the bad work


  32. 32
    Stupid woman says:

    So what did she do when she was in the jungle? Informed the world that she is a puppet politician having her strings pulled by a rich tory donor. What a stupid woman.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    True, but nobody really believed her, especially not the real slebs on IACGMOOHnow!

    (Yes, I don’t miss a minute – all very funny.)

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Boris also wants millions of immigrants from Turkey

  35. 35
    Jimmy says:

    I think the point is that up to now she’s only really been hated by people who follow politics. This was an opportunity to be despised by a much wider audience that otherwise would not have known what a shallow and ridiculous individual she really was. That public has a much clearer picture now of the sort of person who becomes a Tory MP. I’m all for it.

  36. 36
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Ha ha! I realised that as soon as I typed it.

  37. 37
    P l e b says:

    Well said J

  38. 38
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Dorries total tosser whip to be withdrawn for remainder o Parliament and can then Opik on Z celebrity list.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    With Nadine I’d have thought it was a case of the paps arriving!

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