UPDATE: It would seem Al Fayed sold Harrods to Qatar Holdings. Still laughing at the picture though…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
UKIP is facing one the biggest opportunities in our history. You will all have seen the massive coverage of the Rotherham ‘fostering’ story over the past two days.
We’ve been phoning voters in Rotherham all weekend. This is not a scientific survey, but look what people told us:
Voting Labour…………………………36%
Voting Conservative…………………0% (1 person)
Voting UKIP……………………………25%
Would consider voting UKIP……..26%
Get in!
Is L0rd P@ul inv0lved?
No-one called me
Or me.
Well they called me.
Remember Respect are standing.
Bad news for Labour
You’re forgetting our 43%
Didn’t the completed postal votes go up in smoke in that dreadful Dacca factory fire?
Bare in Mind Al Fayad has a statue of Micheal Jackson outside Fulham Football ground….
Bear. Bare means something else.
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November 26, 2012 at 11:17 am
8illy. download Ginger. Spelling AND Grammar!!
Is it something which doesn’t crap in the woods?
Like that bare nutter on the equestrian statue in Whitehall. He looked like that trustafarian who swam in the boat race.
What happened to the bare bear’s fur coat?
Didn’t Fayed sell Harrods?
Didn’t the Dubai “royal family” or someone buy him out?
Being in bed with Al Fayed is probably more morally acceptable than being between the sheets with most Arab ruling familes… Why does Ms Brown need to be director of Harrods, doesn’t seem right somehow?
Especially when she is a socialist!
Didn’t the phony Pharaoh flog it to another bunch?
didn’t he sell it in 2010 to some Qataris?
Qatari’s own the place now.
I would make the perfect meeter and greeter. Whoops! I meant executive.
I thought the Fuggin Phoney Pharoah had sold out and it’s now owned by the Qataris.
Still, Horrids will never be the same since it was British owned. What would Miss Barnes say…
So HE`S the one who bought up those gold reserves, Brown sold off at a knock down price.
Mohammed Al Fayed has sold and no longer runs Harrods. Don’t you read the papers?
Well they do have a lot in common !
He had a son called Dodi and she married a Dodo
Unfortunately he is not extinct.
If he has any real twitter followers it is a real problem to world sanity.
Actually she married a dildo.
My very traditional mother called it Horrids when the Cairo barrow-boy took over
Al Fayad sold Harrod’s a few years ago. Have you been using the BIJ for your stories?
The politics of envy
Shouldnt you get back to obsessing about The Fruitcakes
She can use Gordon’s tax payer funded London apartment – not like it’s ever used.
Question !
What will Dennis McShameless hand out to his family this Christmas , now that the free lap top supply has dried up ?
Answers on a postcard to Dennis c/o The Shed
15 Socialist Street
Rotherham
Like Sarah I do. Three in a bed Gord? Thought I’d try it…
errrrr Fayad errrr doeant own Harrods.
My Hero My Dodo !
I see Borisido Boriswkes hasnt mentioned Boris recently.
shhhhhh
6 day jolly to India, paid by our taxes
Wants more indian students to come to London
shhhhhhh dont tell UKIP ….LOL
Is it April 1st?
26th November
Are you sure about that
I’m sure she has enormous amounts of experience to suit her for the role.
This is not just another case of nepotism and influence peddling, oh no.
You wait ages for a post, then six come at once.
I’m only doing it for my staff discount !
Gordon’s had his eye on a big slap up hamper for months !
Great research from Greedo there. I imagine he was too busy earning money from the ‘dead tree press’ he seems to have stopped berating since the star came calling.
I thought Sarah is getting enough money as it is from her salary as Gordon’s wife. Has he cut her salary? Granted, her contractual duties have fallen in number since he got kicked out. Maybe she only gets paid for the occasional public appearance they make together about 2 or 3 times a year. Since he’s usually flying around the world neglecting his duties as MP, it means they don’t have to constantly put the sham on public display to the extent they did when he was the unelected prime minister. And since he can’t rely on making money from speeches forever like Blair can and will eventually have to live on just his pension, Sarah knows he won’t be able to keep paying her salary and so she has to find ways to fund her existence, like joining the Harrods board. The only problem this gives rise to is her twitter feed in which she nauseatingly mentions her charity work every day, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it’s grotesquely vulgar for someone to constantly talk about their charity work. How will she square that with joining Harrods?
there was a department store in chester some years ago called Brown Muff
Thank fuck you’re not the woman in my bedroom !
They will use Sarah as the boardroom table. Have you seen those legs?
Will she have to wear a burkha when pouring out the sweet tea? Like at hame?
Mr ‘Where’s My Passport’ Al Fayed no longer has anything to do with Harrods.
Ever see Gordon and Mr Al Fayed in the same room?
I fuggin’ save the fuggin’ world.
It was the fuggin’ right fuggin’ thing to do.
It was all Sue’s/Prince Philip’s fault (delete as appropriate)
Harrods is owned by Qatari’s.
One Gordon Brown has been quite active in terms of the Qatar Foundation and maintains those links
http://ukinqatar.fco.gov.uk/en/about-us/working-with-qatar/visits/pm-visit/qatar-foundation
“Flights, accommodation and transport paid for me and my staff; value £6,645.44 for dinner and speech to World Innovation Summit for Education (WISE), Doha. Address of Qatar Foundation: PO Box 5825, Doha, Qatar. Hours: 4.5 hrs. (Registered 16 January 2012)
I am not receiving any money from this engagement personally. It is being held by the Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown for the employment of staff to support my ongoing involvement in public life.”
What a happy coincidence eh?
Well spotted. Small world, eh?
Aint life grand?
Gordon, what the f*** are your PM’s pension and MP’s salary and allowances for if not to support your involvement in public life?
A Cowdenbeath footie supporter goes on hols to that London with his misses. Both decide to do a bit of shopping to spend their vast little cash, so go to Harrods. Chroist knows what a couple of toight fisted scots would spend in Harrods, but anyway.
They both come out of the store, and the Cowdenbeath footie supporter says, “Chroist, that is a miracle, we came out with you getting a fecking job lassie”.
Free samples in the food hall can be very filling and for the price of a cup of tea one can get a week’s supply of sugar.
UPDATE: It would seem Al Fayed sold Harrods to Qatar Holdings.
In other Guido news, Titanic hits iceberg.
Wonderful news!! Mafeking has been relieved! You read it here first.
Perhaps the Qataris need someone to iron all those lovely white nightie thingies they all seem to wear wherever they go? They appointed her to the ironing board?
Bliar will be furious she will cut off tone and cheries discount
Fuggin’ hell!