November 26th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


87 Comments

  1. 1
    Michael Parkinson says:

    Hello, I’m Michael.

    Can I interest any of you in life insurance?

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    • 9
      David Cameron says:

      I give you all a cast iron guarantee – I am a modern man, I read the Guardian and I will protect the celebrities and the murdered children by regulating the press. From now on before anyone is allowed to write for a newspaper they must be given a licence by a board at the new “Free Press Organisation”. The board will include an MP, a local councillor, an equalities activist, a representative from the Equalities Commission, a representative from a major feminist campaigning group, a BBC employee, a Guardian journalist, a trade union representative and a non-political laywoman as chosen with the same criteria as BBC’s Question Time.

      Any articles that are complained about or about which the BBC and Guardian can whip up a twitter storm will be referred to this new, modernising board. If the journalist is found guilty of phone hacking, patriotism, arguing against multiculturalism, writing nasty stories about celebrities or other undisclosed proscribed stories he will be sent for diversity re-education at the Harriet Harperson Centre for Freedom and Equality. If the journalist has implied in any way support for UKIP or for leaving the EU their children will be taken by the state to Rotherham for diversity re-education.

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      • 23
        Kebab Time says:

        whey hey – up up and away – there she blows
        :)

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      • 33
        Julia Middleton says:

        You forgot the Common Purpose representative you ignerant fool!

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      • 34
        common purpose exposed says:

        Of course all of those chosen to regulate the free press will be chosen in secret and they must all have graduated from a common purpose political indoctrination course that is fast becoming the only way of securing promotion to the highest paid jobs in the establishment. The new glass ceiling has arrived folks, the new kommissar class of the new order have their own key to success, only common purpose graduates need apply.

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        • 43
          Backwoodsman says:

          Way to deal with common purpose :
          1) Govt declares a 24 hour amnesty for all common purpose graduates to come forward to their (inevitably public sector )employer and addmit membership.
          2) common purpose graduate re-imburses employer with cost of c-p course from own pocket.
          3) common purpose graduate signs undertaking not to engage in any further anti-democratic activities . Accepts that this is a dismissable offense , without compensation.
          4) It becomes an offense for any common purpose graduate to fail to declare the fact prominently on their cv.
          5) any common purpose graduate not handing themselves in during the 24 hour amnesty period, is deemed to have constructively dismissed themselves without compensation.

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      • 48
        The Wicked Witch of the North says:

        their children will be taken by the state to Rotherham for diversity re-education.

        I’ve heard it called a lot of things before but not ‘diversity re-education’.

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          Stalin's Ghost says:

          They are simply copying my transcripts. They have to look to me and my old mate Lenin for such inspiration as the UK education system does not allow for real intellectual giants like me to be developed.
          Luckily Lenin died before I had a chance to kill him, but Trotsky not so lucky, but he still has too many followers in the Labour Party and I will need to reach them from the grave.

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    • 20
      Andrew Castle says:

      You must have whip lash injuries Prime Minister even if you don’t know it. Our team of lawyers can recover damages from the Leveson inquiry and it won’t cost you a penny.

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    • 28
      rocknrolla says:

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238372/Disgraced-MP-Margaret-Moran-spotted-pub–despite-ill-stand-trial-fraud.html

      Come on Guido, let’s not let her get away with it. I work all day long every day and usually Saturdays. How the Hell has she escaped jail by simply saying she is sad then a few days later is seen going to the pub without the special just for court-day haggard appearance she had before?

      SHE MUST NOT GET AWAY WITH IT.

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        Ed in Borough. says:

        Wow what a transformation from her appearance in court. I’m so pleased that that she has made a 100% recovery.

        I feel sorry for the dog though.

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    • 40
      Barry says:

      Only if I get a free pen, for which I have an immediate destination in mind.

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  2. 2
    Rob Wilson, M.P. says:

    Michael, you are supposed to declare any financial interest before engaging in promotional activities on a public blog.

    I’m placing this complaint in the public domain and I am reporting you to the FSA.

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    • 3
      John Prescott says:

      Shut up you fookin’ suthern jessie.

      If Michal wants to sell car insurance, then let im. As Ed announcicated yesteryear, we are nowe living in the Age of Chancers and this is a contuinuation from Tony and Gordon who enuncicated the principal and Ed is takin this forward but the people will decide and that is why Ed is announicating his initiate now for the Age of Chancers.

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    • 36
      Tom Watson MP says:

      I shall make a statement in the House about this shortly

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        Red Ed Millibandwagon says:

        I am so happy that one of our comrades is making a successful recovery after such a traumatic experience, and I wish her well for the future.
        To further help her we may be able to find her a future in Rotherham the way things are going.

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  3. 4
    Taxing time , pay up says:

    I thought they had stopped selling encyclopedia’s, another book that cost the taxpayers millions and will be left unread.

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  4. 5
    I Squiggle says:

    I suppose its marginally better than last week’s. Marginally..

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  5. 6
    George Galloway (Fat Controller) says:

    All change!

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  6. 7
    Michael Parkinson says:

    I’ve met hundreds of interesting people.

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  7. 8
    ianhillsatsparklingsites says:

    Common Purpose doesn’t just train you to shoot visa overstayers. It helps you get promotion afterwards too. Of course you have to offer favours in return, like using Sue Akers to tell the Guardian which NoW hacks will be fingered next. But that’s all part of “leading beyond authority”, so Julia says.

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    David I'm-proud-of-my-CP-chums-in-Rotherham-and-I'm-looking-forward-to-my-EU-pension Scammeron says:

    Do you think this red rosette looks good with this suit ?

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    • 32
      How quickly they forget says:

      How quickly you forget the 13 years of terror imposed on us by Labour.

      How quick to criticize.

      Why the feck do you think we’re in the mess? Come on you Labour trolls – let’s have YOUR solutions to the problems YOU created.

      Utter b..a..r..s..t..a..r..d..s.

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  9. 12
    Joyce Thicker says:

    Henceforth we will only allow muslim families to foster children. English people should be deported.

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  10. 13
    A Spokesman says:

    Can anyone remember the last time they saw David Cameron on a bicycle?

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  11. 14
    Joyce Thicker says:

    Children need to learn enriching values like child marriage, female genital mutilation and suicide bombing.

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  12. 15
    Julia Middleton says:

    I asked my boyfriend why he ejaculated in my face. He said “I thought you wanted me to come on purpose”.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    How can Ed Milliband issue words to tell PM he should get on with levenson recommendations , when report hasnt been issued ??
    or his just projecting himself onto thursday hoping for to catch/make a favourable wind ….

    EU has meeting on Greece ……and er Cyprus ?

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  14. 27
    Rupert my Hero says:

    LOL = Loads of Legislation.

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  15. 30
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Sheep Shearers Weekly Annual Quarterly, criticised by Labour Zealot for Pictures of NUDE Sheep. A Party thing, said ” this exceeds the bounds of correctness”, we will be setting up a Committee to monitor this disturbing slew of filth.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Anyone still think Margaret Moron wasn’t faking it?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238372/Disgraced-MP-Margaret-Moran-spotted-pub–despite-ill-stand-trial-fraud.html

    Lock her up!!

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  17. 41
    Barry says:

    Trick or treat, anyone?

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  18. 42
    larry of Downing Street says:

    What is an own goal?

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      LibLabCon-trick says:

      A classic own goal is when DC plays the race card to try and discredit UKIP.

      The man’s a walking PR disaster.

      Vote UKIP…you know it makes sense.

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    • 82
      Slippyplick says:

      It should be spelled “own gaol” – and lots of ordinary folk wish you and all the shysters in Parliament were securely locked up in it and on a diet of stale bread and water.

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    lord Justice Brian says:

    Jobs for the boys for decades to come.

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    • 56
      LibLabCon-trick says:

      The news-print press’ days are numbered and Leveson’s report (due out on Thursday) will become irrelevant as more an more people use the internet for their news source.

      Having servers based in Ireland takes them out of the jurisdiction of the UK courts.

      However, a federal EU with an homogeneous legal system really would provide jobs for the boys for decades to come.

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    Monty Panesar is the first English spinner to take 10 wickets in a match in India since Hedley Verity in 1934

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    • 58
      E.W. Swanton deceased says:

      The fact that this Test Match against Johnny Walla was won within 4 days just shows how piss poor the performance in the First Test was .

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    Here is a stupid moniker to defeat the modbot and an intelligent comment says:

    Why not gag the press?

    The monikers on this libertarian blog get deleted…

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  22. 51
    jaded jean says:

    Cameron playing the race card has really upset Farage…

    What with that and Boris’ u-turn on an ‘in-out’ referendum…it really does look like ‘a war’ now!

    Looks like Boris is now back with the L i ber tarian programme re Europe.

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      UKIP.i.am.still says:

      All this good publicity that these Common Purpose bigots is giving UKIP is warmly welcomed. How can anybody NOT vote UKIP when even the dimmest can now see the way the future is shaping up?

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  23. 53
    UKIP.i.am.still says:

    Lord Leveson to advise setting up a quango to deal with any press violations such as any criticism of public sector officials, the BBC, the Labour party, etc.

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  24. 57
    Sir William Waad says:

    Who’s it supposed to be?

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  25. 59
    Do Nowt DAVE The Downing street Doormouse says:

    I will promise a referendum then not give them one , they fell for it last time so the thick plebs will fall for it again

    More Power to my father in law that’s what i say !

    Toodle Pip !

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  26. 61
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Is it The Bible?

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  27. 62
    Do Nowt DAVE The Downing street Doormouse says:

    I will do what it takes to stop the gutter press printing my intimate Emails to Rebekah

    Poodle Tit’s

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  28. 64
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    This really is good. Less drawing and more photomontage boys.

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  29. 65
    Liarpoliticians says:

    LOL.. Leveson’s Orgasmic Luvvies

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  30. 66
    Liarpoliticians says:

    LOL… Leveson’s Original Lexicon

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  31. 72
    Leveson the Grand Inquisitor says:

    Who cares I will be far away in Australia when the s**t hits the fan.

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  32. 87
    A Fat Copper that struggles to run after Skinny Kiddies says:

    …and furthermore, I have heard the masons is full of security guards these days, which is putting me off. Can’t be mixing with them types, off duty,

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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