November 23rd, 2012

WATCH: Naked Whitehall Statue Man

Naked Whitehall statue man has finally climbed down after mounting the Duke of Cambridge statue:

A Friday afternoon laugh if ever there was one…


54 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Gordons looking well!

  2. 2
    god says:

    Well that achieved about as much as the EU summit!

  3. 3
    N0ne 0f the ab0ve says:

    To be fair he was only trying to get his underwear back from ‘Reds in the bed’ Bryant

  4. 4
    Hank the Cat says:

    Did that say “mounting the duke of cambridge” well fergie was well out of it

    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      duke of cambridge was mounted and what will the missus say.
      she revealed he boobs first.

      what is this fixation that royalty have… with being a tampon, revealing their boobs and being mounted. be objective.

  5. 5
    Guido Fawkes says:

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  6. 6
    R says:

    Well that’s one way to get your weekend started. But as David Niven said, “Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

  7. 7
    The Ironing Board says:

    I take it he had no hidden agenda

    • 26
      The Pressing Iron says:

      No of course not, he climbed on top of a statue in Whitehall in the buff for the fun of it.

  8. 8
    George Monbiot says:

    A naked man on a statue, can there be any clearer evidence for global warming?

    Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun my friends. As the earth continues to heat up, clothing will become a thing of the past, as we all seek to cope in scorching temperatures.

    There is no denying a naked man on statue. Global warming is real. It is time for people to wake up to the evidence which is all around us and the act.

  9. 9
    Roscoe Rules says:

    The new ‘One for the ladies’ feature Guido?

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Tory boys must be really excited.

  11. 11
    Big Momma says:

    But I only wanted a free blow job.
    Unfortunately the Duke wasn’t interested, just kept looking at it.

  12. 12
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    Does anyone know if I have to be a mason in order to make a charitable donation?

    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      Charity starts at home.
      abuse of the vulnerable in care home is not charity,
      it is anything but.

  13. 13
    Philip Scofields 3 minute thesis says:

    Do you have a HD version? I am sure he has some names written on his ass.

    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      3 minutes.
      it is said that in the last 3 minutes of one’s life are bliss.
      peaceful.

      bliar threatened us with a 45 minute fake missile.

      it only taken 48 minutes of stillness, observing the inner self to access peace. scientific fact. experiment with the truth?
      what is the harm.

  14. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    Phwooooar!

  15. 17
    Russian Gas says:

    Bugger it, more for the ladies. We are inclusive here, aren’t we?

    and of course, one for us lads…

    Niet, don’t touch me that way, comrade, one is married… ok then, muther!

    • 20
      Roscoe Rules says:

      I don’t know but I been told,a Russian girls pussy is mighty cold

      • 30
        Checkpoint Lara says:

        Rossie, they are mighty slippery, but yes, a bit cold. Asked me if I have “arrived” put me off slightly. As romantic as a cold siberian morning our russian ladies are, enough to put anyone off their pumping stide Rossie. SONG!

        Put your AK-47 away love, I am not that inclined, I am welsh.

      • 33
        Huw and his amazing Viz underpants says:

        By the way Rossie, used to know a bloke from anglesey called Roscoe – used to share a house and course in Chester and before. Stab in the dark maybe, song, qui?

      • 35
        Art for Art sakes says:

        By the way Rossie, this week, I am more into Ukrainian ladies, oh yes,

        http://www.themetart.com/m/marilu-a/mlpt/13.jpg

        Lovely girl is Marilu, but my mother did ask “what has happened to her clothes?”. Don’t you love mams, so innocent.

    • 36
      Defence Secretary says:

      Nice to see the Red Army in uniform

      Do they have nuclear weapons in their panties?

      • 44
        James Wank 007 says:

        AHEM! I have a look next time I have gone underknicker, sorry Sir, undergroundm Sir.

        • 45
          James Wank 0013 says:

          James in this vid here, met him at twenty in Chester, taught him everything he didn’t know with wooomen, come on well I think, don’t you think, ey ladies?

          DANNY! syop phoning me up you stupid hunt, it’s over ok, find your own wimmin for fuck sake. You have millions now…. ok, speak to you saturday and we can organise a night on the lash with ladies. Manchester, you know who you are speaking to son. james fucking bond, my arse…

          • James Wank 0014 says:

            oh come on, Blimpers Chester, 1989, need I say more. He was a typical drama student, didn’t know whether he was coming or going, suck in a characher from drama school, until I got hold of him, when I was in the, ahem!”, armed forces. Stunning eyes he has got, and I suppose a fine set of buttocks, but I never noticed…

  16. 18
    Roscoe Rules says:

    So what’s the story with this bloke,did he escape from the basement of broadcasting house or something?

  17. 19
    Mike Hunt says:

    What a total cunt. Should have hosed him off with iced water, that would have sorted him out.
    Notice he didn’t do it yesterday.

  18. 23

    So, let’s think about equestrian statues. If both forelegs raised: The chap died in battle. One hoof raised: he was wounded, but survived. All four legs on the ground: he died in bed. But what can it mean if a soapdodger impales his arse on your plume?

  19. 27
    Windy Miller says:

    The only sane person in Whitehall.

  20. 32
    Public Sector Q.C. Parasitic Lawyer says:

    I hope he did a Risk Assessment beforehand, otherwise we will need to hold an Inquiry into this major Health and Safety legislation breach.

  21. 34
    Chancellor Murkel says:

    Never mind this exhibitionist, we do public nudity properly in Krautland.

    P.S. Your Dave was upright and really hard all through the EU Budget Meeting. I was most impressed.

  22. 38
    Phil the Greek says:

    You must do this sort of thing on the head of the Duke of Cambwidge

  23. 50
    Krusty the clown says:

    Burn the statue.

  24. 51
    Moby dick says:

    If it was Boris the traffic would of been kept moving

  25. 52
    sylvesterthecat says:

    For the sake of decency, he could have put a towel over its face.

    (the statues face I mean)

  26. 54
    Not as shamefully naked as BBC Have Your Say says:

    My comment on Rotherham’s discriminatory treatment of UKIP foster parents for being critical of multiculturalism has been put into moderation.

    What did I state?

    That Trevor Philips of the Equality Commission criticised multiculturalism.

    The BBC’s stupidity is more naked than this guy’s!


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