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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Charlie Gilmour’s stunt for the Pink Floyd comeback tour was perhaps a little ill-advised
Who won last week’s Louise Mensch caption competition?! Or is Guido now adopting the Labour Party approach to school sports day – there are to be no winners?
Not no winners lad…yer was all tut winners under Labour!
EU negotiator reveals the Emperor’s new clothes
I was brought up in Whitehall,
once upon a time.
Then they moved us all along,
to another pile.
To another to live, replaced,
where we all can have fun,
kecks off totally, for no lie.
Stop arsing about and come own!
It’s shrinking a lot faster than the deficit
the good new keeps coming! naked men!
“Aimfor the feet, the helmet people, he might climb down then.”
“Ya, but, sarge, which helmet be that then ya’ll? OOPS, got ‘im right in the shreddies sarge”.
“We not only saved the world …”
..from his prospective shrappers, yuk-yuk-yuk – he’ll be not having babbies now, and look at ‘im fall, Sarge. soooo-eee
QUE???
One day – Olympic diving star; next day – helpless loon.
But I can see samcams bedroom from here!
The new expenses rules have really hit some MPs hard
You mean he’s got a hardon as well?
Disgusting
I can’t see from where I am…
Nice one Tony
“And I’m not coming down until you admit that I did NOT call you a pleb”
+100000
Oi..! Dickhead…
Is he circumcised?
Don’t know, ask 8i££y
“Everybody go surfing….surfing Whitehall way!!!”
Balls to democracy.
The Naked Civil Servant
Brilliant!
For once I agree with you Jimmy, but Tony’s good as well.
+100000
Owen Jones the day after being found fit to work by ATOS
ok
david blaine gone to far this time
unless he protesting about governments
#cantwaittillhelicopterturnsupwithburgerortrousers
“Gordon finally makes it to London”
8i££y you should have gone to SpecSavers?
Shit Friday caption competition saved by free wheeling Mr C
ASOS will stop at nothing to prove the workshy are fit enough to work
It’s Atos
Not if you want to buy some clothes
Fathers For Justice campaigner mistakenly chooses Invisible Man costume
Look at the size of that head!
(it’s big enough to stand on)
A plum job in Westminster
Erection has a prick
Gordon Brown makes long-awaited return to Westminster
o/t but I see Bercow has just called ‘a young man’ to speak in the Youth Parliament debate….
unfortunately the young man is a young woman.
oops
Nice Tory totty on BBC 2 with Andrew Neil. Note to BBC we need more of her and less of the boot faced hags from the Labour party please.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5094/5433888577_b22065467d_z.jpg
I was about to mention her.
Emma McClarkin, phwoar !
Well done Brillo !
could you pixellate my cock pls?
still got my iphone with your excellent App on it!
Naked ambition in Westminster on display.
or
Horsing around.
or
Barely visible.
Chris Bryant MP tries a more flamboyant self-shot.
if Chris slips he’ll have a big, stiff head up his arse
not for the first time…
Flashback to his schooldays, as DC left out in the cold by EU bullies.
It had better be for a very big bet.
At what point did he take his clothes off?
Is that Nelson’s column?
Nelson’s not doing a column anymore. Strictly blogging from here on out.
Do keep up.
Mr Cameron, so the EU have taken more than the shirt off your back, but lets keep things in proportion eh?
Wibble, wibble…
Just when we thought there wasn’t room for another dick in Whitehall……………
THE WINNER!!!
Sing with me
To the tune of the Eton Boetang Song
“We are all dicks, together”
Nadine happy not to be part of latest Bush Tucker trial
‘Oh no, I think he’s about to toss himself off’
haha, even though my contributions are in the mix, i prefer this one
Bravo
Good ‘un too Medici. I really am spoilt for choice today.
“Oh dear God, Sam, George has been at the waccy baccy again..”
He’s on my statue
How dare he…
What a silly little willie
Police Officer “No Mr Paxman you may not do Newsnight interviews from there – Health and Safety!”
Nads is back…
What a knob.
I protest
Stay there, for all we care…
Ditto – let him wither…
Owen riding high after being a cheeky boy last night trying to be rude to adults.
Acertain Lord has sued him for more than the shirt on his back…
Do come down Mr Brown
Foreign Sec claims disciplinary procedure for Spads “within the rules”
It’s Y Fronts seeking friends
He’s one of us
It’s Paxo
David Blaine’s latest stunt fails to impress Samantha Cameron.
Can’t think of a caption but let’s hope they get the stupid tosser down with a fire hose.
Angela is amazed at Dave’s reaction to not getting his own way.
No that’s Prince George you’re standing on to show off your Prince Albert!
Leave Nick Clegg in the country for one day….
Leave Nick Clegg in charge of the country for one day….
(that should have said)
George! GEORGE! stop messing around,Dave wants to see some growth…
“John Bercow is left with nothing after Lord Macalpine sues Sally”
They have defrocked the Chief Whip
I would like to sit on Nelsons column
With or without your world famous Y Fronts please?
It’s Empty Edd preparing for his next News Conference
i demand a judge led inquiry or is that a load of bollocks?
Nothing to see here!
Move along, nothing to see here– more’s the pity for that mad bloke, there really IS nothing to see!
He will be the next riveting subject of Newsnight
What a pleb
Ed Balls had a recurring nightmare that one day his lack of policy cover would expose him as he walked down Whitehall
Man: “Coalition welfare reforms have taken the shirt of my back”
But is Plod bright enough to realise this bloke’s not a suicide bomber ?
We will get your fucking blog closed down Mr Fawkes
I have sent an official complaint to Lord Levinson
We will help
We will put a D Notice on this immoral person
Clearly a threat to national security
“Not often one see’s a bobby’s helmet on the streets of London these days Marjorie…”
But it the Squeaker trying to attract attention again
It has always been my opinion that whitehall talks a load of bollocks
It’s bedtime, Gordon
Time to come down
Rounheads v Cavaliers
What do you mean this isn’t the Cenotaph?
Gordon Brown refuses to leave Whitehall after meeting with Dave!
The man in Whitehall knows no vest
Mr Entwistle, it’s too late to cultivate a higher profile now.
Yvette told me I had to stay here until something came up in Whitehall
Guerrilla-political-theatre activist I. M. Loon, making his point that politicians consider us all to be “pigeons,” to be easily “gulled.”
Naked man bouncing on top of Duke of Cambridge shock !
His Lordship told me that I must give him head
The right to bare arms – bare legs, bare bum etc.
Former blogger and LBC presenter Iain Dale finally makes good on his election pledge.
“I’ll run naked down Whitehall if that turns out to be true.”
I know our customs may seem strange, Tony, but as Chairman of the BBC Trust I have to be absolutely certain that the new DG can stand up to pubic sorry public scrotum sorry scrutiny.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/they-couldnt-get-pep-guardiola.html
Ben Duckworth link not correct.
Caption: This is what happens when you don’t believe in brains.
The link in the post to Ben Duckworth doesn’t work. I posted the link and the picture link and the comment is moderated/deleted! If you had fixed the link (still wrong at 15:30 pm) I wouldn’t mind but this smacks of petty egoism and gives ammo to the many who are anti-Guido precisely because he doesn’t give enough hat-tips.
Bare back riding.
The cops are saying he’s got a knife??
Yeah, and a f’ucking picnic hamper, as well.
Mitchell shows how determined he is to cling onto Chief Whip post.
Feels strong with this one.
‘Riding for the Disabled’
The campaign for a Nudists’ Memorial in Whitehall had barely begun.
Willy or won’t he?
I’ve got Silver!!
After the undone shirt at the Lord Mayor’s Banquet, Dave suffers an even worse wardrobe malfunction.
Mandelson always wanted to be the fairy at the top of the tree
I’m staying up here till you bring me a woman bishop to bash
He’s got a lot of balls!
“A horse, a horse, my kinkdom for a horse”
“Ed, when we said you’d do better if you got Balls out, that’s not exactly what we had in mind”
Ride a cock-horse….
Headline from today’s torygraph
‘It is time for Cameron to stand up to Europe’
Norman Tebbit: The Prime Minister deserves sympathy and support as he stands up to power-hungry Europe.
you couldn’t make this up!
That high up?
Naked in London in late November?
Say what you like, but he’s got some balls.
Hung like a horse- well, one of them is.
Owen Jones on QT made me do it.
Spiderman timed his landing to perfection. However, he decided that next time he did the “fancy twirl around the flagpole and leap onto the statue” trick, he would first ensure that his suit wasn’t snagged on the flagpole.
Waiting for Gordo (transferred from the Whitehall Theatre)
Are you a luvvie?
‘ He ain’t got the tits for page 3 as he?’
Don’t dare piss on my head and leave to the Westminster Pigeons
There was a young man in Whitehall
Who stood naked and bare showing all
When asked “Are you cold?”
He replied “Yes, I’ve sold
All my clothes to pay tax set by Balls”
Doesn’t rhyme. Lines 1 & 2 end in “ll” and line 5 ends in “s”.
HTH
Have you actually tried saying it out loud (assuming that’s not the only way you can read as a matter of course)?
No. It would still be wrong for the reason already stated. Unless “Balls” has a silent “s”.
Ejukashun…
levison cheek
Third floor switchboard operator: “Whitehall 1 2 1 – What the fuck!?!?!?”
Caller: “Oh, I’m sorry, I must have dialled the wrong number.”
Chris Bryant MP: “I was always destined for high office . . .”
“Well, officer, I was at this swingers’ party in Surbiton and one of the women said “Let’s get pissed, strip naked and go to town”. And I guess I must be the first one to have arrived.”
“Feck it’s cold up here. My knob is as limp as that Union flag . . .”
I hope the Egyptians dont see what is going on .
Guido Fawkes in latest exposure stunt.
What happened to that running naked stunt Guido said he would do if he lost his bet?
Ed Davey advertises his new Green Deal policies
He’s more balanced than the BBC….
He is doing very well up there thought isn’t he? I’m impressed.
He might be a squaddy aclimatising himself to the cold, so when he is posted abroad in northern Canada
Ed Milliband shouted: “Do you like my brand new clothes?”
Keep moving, go back to your homes, there’s nothing to see.
Political one-upmanship stunt backfires spectacularly, as Ed Balls’ response to hearing that the Tories had their Nads out in the Australian jungle is described by one onlooker as “worthy of the sack”.
What a Cock !
Balls deficit exposed.
or
Not just the economy that’s shrinking say Balls.
Oi! Bryant. You mind that horses arse.
Too late he slipped, nasty
So this is what BBC Question Time do to hecklers on their show!
Care In The Community was a bloody bad idea.
For my next trick, I will dive into the pint pot full of Guiness
What do you mean, I am naked, I bought this suit from a geezer on the Peckham Road, he told me only a fool could not see the suit, I think he said his name was Derek, a little fella, well oiled hair.
“Every PM needs a Willy”
Now son, please come down from there, judging by the size of your trunk, you’re a minor. Please don’t make me call Inspector McAlpine
Sally finally talks John into doing a photo shoot for the Evening Standard
No son, when Lord McAlpine says ‘head boy’ he means . . . .
Loose the shirt off my back in those budget negotiations – dream on!
Man in Westminster has delusions of being a pigeon….
Naked man pictured cavorting with Duke of Cambridge
The Naked Rambler’s first use of a satnav for a ‘fastest route to Scotland’ didn’t work out well.
No! No! It was me you were meant to mount.