November 23rd, 2012

Express Yourself! Odds on Lee Jasper Win Shortening

Labour are getting sweaty palms in Croydon North. Ed was down there yesterday, Chuka’s there today and constituents have already had to endure the likes of David Lammy, Sadiq Khan and Diane Abbott.

With a 16,481 majority this should be a walk in the park for Labour, though unfortunately for them blunder-prone charisma-free Steve Reed is conceding ground to Respect candidate Lee Jasper. The musical Mancunian is causing a stir with the bookies, with his price coming in to 14/1. Steve Reed is still odds-on to win, but he is being he’s being made to work for it by the pincer movement of Respect and and the Tories.

Don’t forget, “Lee is a Muslim name”…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    You forgot to mention his twitter outburst.

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    ‘Blunder prone, charisma free’. Are we related, Mr. Grasper ?

  3. 3
    Wallace and Vomit says:

    …….and Jasper is a carrot’s name.

  4. 4
    Georgous George says:


  5. 5
    JH says:

    Is there a medical term for someone who pathologically makes repeated attempts to attach themselves to the taxpayer teat, irrespective of how many times they have proven themselves utterly unworthy of the privilege?

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    Websters Dictionary says:


  7. 7
    Silent Bob says:


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    Chocolate City says:

    You don’t need the bullit, when you got the ballot.

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    Websters Dictionary says:

    Or Strapabungtome

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    N0ne 0f the ab0ve says:


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    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Jasper the grasper.

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    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Keep up the good work, Lee. Grovelling to the effnix didn’t work for me though…

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    Archbishop Carey-Street says:

    Is Lee Tosser a woman? In the interests of equality 50 per cent of him should be.

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    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Honesty, integrity, and
    accountability, the values,
    which should be the hallmark
    of this government, have
    instead been thrown under the
    bus by an arrogant majority,
    casualties in a misguided
    campaign to shield from
    accountability those who abuse
    this House.

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    Red Ken Lyingscum says:


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    Jimmy says:

    I’m disappointed you’re not doing more to promote the very exciting Monster Raving UKIP candidate

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    on a ‘British’ radio station near you.

    Rubina Nasir, known as “Sister Ruby”, had delivered two sermons in Urdu on Radio Asian Fever last year.

    Ofcom noted that Nasir had said: “What should be done if they do it [practise homosexuality]? If there are two such persons among you, that do this evil, the shameful act, what do you have to do? Torture them; punish them; beat them and give them mental torture.”

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    Lee Grasper says:

    I’m so desperate to get my snout into the HoC trough, I’ll be anything you want me to be.

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    Silent Bob says:

    I’m so sorry. I got a little excited there.

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    If you’re disappointed, we’re clearly doing something right.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    On a ‘British’ radio staion near you.

    Rubina Nasir, known as “Sister Ruby”, had delivered two sermons in Urdu on Radio Asian Fever last year.

    Ofcom noted that Nasir had said: “What should be done if they do it [practise ho mose xuality]? If there are two such persons among you, that do this evil, the shameful act, what do you have to do? To rture them; punish them; beat them and give them mental torture.”

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    Yeth! Thlavery withing the EU ith the betht for Britain! Living under EU diktat ith what I have to offer!

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    Lollipop says:

    I thought Lee Jasper was supposed to be black?

    Also I thought Kojak was supposed to be dead:

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    Lee Jasper says: …

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    P-ETH: anyone who dithliketh the EU ith thtupid.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    202E is Right-to-left override. Are you going foreign on us?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A bit lenient. The prescribed treatment is to stone them and then throw them off a minaret.

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    oooooooooohhhhhh says:

    Don’t know about Jasper but some of these Respect wallahs are also members of Common Purpose.
    Any familiar names here?

    (lists are obviously not comprehensive, there’s many more of them than just these)

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    Allsorts says:

    Who’s aiming for the homosexual vote?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You’ve said quite enough for one day Silent Bob.

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    If he's black then I'm a banana says:

    Lee Jasper likes to think he’s black, presumably so the chip on his shoulder that he’s got about being one of life’s meaningless pathetic failures can grow to Everest-sized proportions and he can not only try and blame it all on someone else (us) but he can try and use the pretend R-card to make us feel in some way guilty for him being a pitiful little shit.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    btw – did any of the public ever see the funded by CH4 film One Day? I did. Very interesting.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Belated congratulations to the MSM ‘Free press’ Rothermere and Murdoch on that they “finally – twigged” all about Common Purpose … Mind you they have of course only been about 4 years behind the general public on the matter by comparison … ‘They must be desperate to conceal something there’ … still aren’t the Media moguls catching up with the rest of us – about bloody time?

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    How can we ever thank the political class says:

    I suppose we should be grateful the bent authorities are finally doing something about a problem they entirely created after how many decades is it? Two? Three?

    The only reason they are doing so of course is the lying scheming british establishment can no longer keep it all under wraps thanks to the internet, and no thanks to the MSM.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Said the Bishop of the fractious.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    The demographics will ensure the odious Jasper’s win. Have you ever visited Croydon North? Probably not as if you ever did you would be unlikely to be still alive to post here.

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    Anonymous says:

    If there’s an anti English agenda somewhere, expect Common Purpose to be loitering in the background.

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    Kevin T says:

    So, in his capacity as the MP for Croydon North, what the fuck is Lee Jasper going to do about the invasion of Gaza.

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    Jimmy says:

    If not far right…

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    Call me Dave says:

    Will the Westminster Arms be open early tomorrow so that those intrepid M.P.’s in the vicinity can pop in for some “ahem” tea and croissants ?

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    Lightening, on the ball MSM says:

    Give it another eight or ten years, and they might notice something odd about the collapse of WTC7.

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    Kevin T says:

    Slightly less white than downtown Mogadishu.

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    Al Jolson says:

    Yo! You don’t have to be black to be black.

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    plazzie plod says:

    I checked that common purpose list and my boss is on it. Doesn’t surprise me coz she’s a right two faced bitch!

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    Bogeyman says:

    Not living anywhere Croydon North – thank god – I would quite like Grasper to be their MP. He can then continue the good work he did as Ken’s henchman, but in the full gaze of public scrutiny instead of hiding behind Leninslime.

    Gilligan will have a field day with this loathsome fuckwit.

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    IMHO says:

    Thought how could anybody possibly conflate ‘Common Purpose’ with what is a secret society, and whose common purpose is it and what is their common purpose?, something sinister I am sure.

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    You have to be seriously fcked up in the head to vote vote Jasper or anyone from Respect. Galloway is a nutter who just today was calling for jihad in Syria. Also, their campaign is separatist and discriminatory as they said they are focusing on black/muslim voters. Both Jasper and Galloway should be investigated for their hate speech. Anyone else, having said half of what these two have, would be in jail by now.

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    joe public says:

    Common Purpose have been exposed by a couple of British newspapers but they’re still out there sticking their tentacles in to almost every facet of the public sector and even large parts of the private sector, and they’re still being largely financed by taxpayers.

    They’ll keep their heads down for a while, until the fuss dies down, and then just carry on as before.

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    Ali Lee says:

    I ‘av a dream. I ‘av a dream today. Of little black boyz. And little white girlz. Playin wiv each ovver.

  50. 50
    Dave Cameltoe says:

    We prefer to call it enriched.

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    Ctesibius says:

    What invasion of Gaza?

  52. 52
    Chelsea inhabitant says:

    Is it full of Russians then?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Reminds me of the ’92 General Election in Coventry South East (I think), where I was living in my student days. The incumbent MP was called Dave Nellist and he had been kicked out of the Labour Party for being too left wing, which was the same as being kicked out of South Africa for being too rácist.

    Anyway Labour and Militant (Nellist and Co.) were going round the constituency putting each others windows out and beating each other up in the street. The Labour vote was so badly split that the Conservative’s managed to reduce the Labour majority to about a thousand, and if I remember correctly it was virtually a three way split.

    The lesson for the Conservatives in this could be to put a lot of effort into winning the seat. If the left wing vote is split, and they are more concerned with attacking each other in the street, a solid Conservative effort might elicit a shock result.

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    Ali Lee says:

    I’d rather be waterboarded than suck sum guyz dick, innit.

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    Anonymous says:

    You’ll find certain groups are allowed to be as separatist and discriminatory as they like. It’s only the majority indigenous population that is required to be aracial, universialist and non-discriminatory.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    + loads

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Could be interest if that happens. Trouble is, Gilligan works for The Telegraph. Who in Croydon North will read it?

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    Empty Ed's Press Spokeman says:

    It is Friday evening, Guido

    I am high as a kite, as ususal

    But I think we should hire the Russian Group Pussy Riot to liven things up in Croydon

    After all, who knos anything about Croydon except for the birds that fly overhead on their way to warmer climes…

    Talking about flying…………..woo ee ooh

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    Andrew Neather says:

    A vibrant and diverse society right there

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    Thick Northerner says:

    Jasper used to be black, and now he’s white. The sly devil’s white-ing up for the election!

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    Empty Ed's Press Spokeman says:

    Here is a rather good definition of Croiydon I found by accident….

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    Expat Geordie says:

    The American Intelligence Support Activity have an interesting, and highly successful, way of dealing with problems like this, which has been used to great effect in Columbia, Somalia (although lack of political will prevented it’s success there) and Iraq.

    It’s dead simple – don’t try to take out the big guy, which is, when you think about it, a seriously un-American way of doing things. Each major target usually has a huge support network. If you take out the head of the network, someone else will take their place, so you take out the little people first, and use them to work your way up the network, leaving the big man to the end.

    Question is, where is our Intelligence Support Activity? We need our own version to take down the cancer that is Common Purpose.

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    Wart says:

    I’ll vote for you Grasper if you give me a gobble

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    The Jazz Singer says:

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    IMHO says:

    Silent running sunk by U-202E.

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    concerned citizen says:

    that’s the fella who nicked my i-phone!

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    Dixon of Dock Green says:

    This guy looks like on of Vladimir Putin’s bouncers

    I would avoid him if at all possible

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    Jethro says:

    ‘Wanbuzzynow! Now, NOW!’ Thass what ’twas when our boy was small: twenty-eight years on, an’ nothin’ much’s changed.

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    Throbbing Williams says:

    What the hell has a minor conflict on the far side of the Mediterranean got to do with Croyden North?

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    Feature Editor of the Tatler says:

    Actually he is the concierge of the Ritz Hotel

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    Tachybaptus says:

    I know something about Croydon. You are not allowed to keep a Tasmanian devil, a wallaroo, or a leaping lemur there without a licence:

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    Ranter says:

    Regarding the free loading corrupt f*uc*kwit Massa Lee jasper, who really should be in prison….if it looks like a c*unt and sounds like a Cu*nt then it is ….A C*UNT!

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    Man on statue in Whitehall says:

    Me so horny.

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    The Dozy Bint On The Tram Who'd Had A Pint Or Ten says:

    Lee Jasper, my arse– it’s them Poles and Nicaraguans wot’s the trouble in Croydon!

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    Dave, Ed and Nick says:

    Croydon is outside The Bubble. We have no idea or curiosity about what happens there.

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    Well said. He is a nasty piece of human waste disguised as a c*nt. hateful little man.

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    Jethro says:

    You’re one of those blokes ‘oo wrote the new Services, aren’t you? Not a ounce of Poetry in you, n’ no feelin’ f’r language: so, think that chopping up a pile of borin’ prose – like some kind of ‘vers libre’ – will sprinkle it with fairy-dust. At least Gertrude Stein had the virtue of brevity.

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    Tory Chief Whip says:

    Is Croydon a zoo by any chance?

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    Is he on Ahmadinejad`s payroll like Galloway? If so, he will help arm the terrorists from Hamas and kill a few Jews just for the shits&giggles

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    Geographer says:

    I will help you

    Comment on Croydon in Irgan Dictionary

    “If lands end is the left buttock, and margate is the right buttock, that would make Croydon the arsehole of Britain

    Croydon, only visit it if you have to….”

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    Aye. Public sector workers.

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    IMHO says:

    No Hyænas, but the aardwolf is excepted. Not a complete waste of time then doing a degree in wild animals you would not wish to meet in an urban area, but why is the arrdwolf excepted?, Just too fuckinh hard for you , motherfuckers!

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    Hello! says:

    Hi! I hate gays, blacks, women, Palestinians, the poor and the disabled. I think I’ll fit right in on here!

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    Blo Jo says:

    This Steve Reed was Leader of the Council of the People’s Republic of Lambeth FFS

    How will be handle the Zoo in Croydon?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    My new name is Spunky Fishflaps.

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    Just asking says:

    Does the Taliban have a branch in Croydon as well?

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    Geopolitician says:

    He will invade White Croydon South

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    IMHO says:

    Penis envy (30 ft column).

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    Jack says:

    I am told there are about 200,000 Russians living in Lodnon now

    Apart from the billionaires, where do they hang out?

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    He’s blick ‘es broon, ‘e plays for the Toon…Lee Jasper….Lee Jasper :)

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:


    Are you a Thespian ??

    Titheed…………. :)

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Willie waver !

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    dunstall says:

    No cnut is useful at times,think Helen Flannagan

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    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Steady on, his thespian skills as a cat were a television highlight for many :)


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    dunstall says:

    You forgot left wing f…….!

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    We love you Palace we do says:

    Croydahn norf? Cam on me son, that is more Atilla the Hun tory than anyfink, but could turn labour mind. OOPs, it is Labarr me searching – shows wharrt the farrck ah knows. SONG!

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    Z Fronts says:

    I like cross dressers

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    It probably does after 13 years of the Labour Party in Government.

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    Chief "Baronet" Whip says:

    Do they really live in houses in Croydon?

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    We love you Palace we do says:

    Lee Jasper, sounds ok to me, you humm it an’ I’ll sing it. Go for it it bro.

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    Religion for all tricks says:

    Yoo broo, yeh, Pales—-tine

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    Leopold says:


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    Peter Grimes says:

    He learnt his trade by staying out of Brixton in his then borough.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Perm one from tens of thousands.

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    Compulsive gambler ambler says:

    Odds please odds, the fecking ODDS! what are they, oh christ and allah, what are the fecking odds…

    phone phone, WHERE’S ME FECKING PHONE, me mate up Upper Norwood will know, he’ll know…

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Branch – there are full-grown trees of the Taliban.

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    Junk Ship says:

    I cannot take Owen Jones seriously.

    I think I am one of the people who he thinks need his help

    I guess he has a set of crayons and an A3 Kraft paper book where he draws overlapping circles identifying targets for his empathy

    The fact is I don’t want help from Owen Jones and his progressive friends. I want a job so I can go to Morrisons on a Sunday morning to buy a chicken, some sausages, a Roberts Mega loaf of white bread and couple small bottles of cider.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Hope he does it at night so that we can see his eyes.

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    Ural mountains and backsides says:

    Love Russians, can’t get enough of them, and their wives! Oh dear, love to be cutting their grass ya. Song for russians, since I sink I speak to thems well, even Mr Russki, if e wants…


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    Peter Grimes says:

    Lee Jasper.

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    BBC type says:

    Climb upon my knee,sonny boy…

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    Peter Grimes says:

    As sarcasm goes, that is fucking pathetic.

    If you feel you don’t fit in…..

    You can do the wild thing.

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    Anonymous says:

    It would be foolish to trust any branch of the British security services. They are just as likely to be riddled with Common Purpose, dual loyalists, 5th columnists, and out and out traitors as any other rotten branch of the establishment.

    It must be pretty biazz

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    Viewer of Croydon North says:

    close to, but no elephants strytting around. Shame.

    Song for Croydon North, and why not,

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Because it’s very small and only eats insects.

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    Sue Brown says:

    Croydon’s is a shithole. enuff said.

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    Tom and Jerry set up home says:

    gawd knows

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    Organise Now! says:

    The battle of demographics must be confronted or we are lost as a nation. What you see in Croydon is a vision of the future countrywide. The nation will be outbred and outvoted, Those of the enemy not bred here will be imported via mass immigration.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s them Homo’s whoz uzin the Ohmo card theze dayz – to destroy family & normal wot we the general public Christians want. Dat dem ohmo’z would dare to recognize dat they being uzed by the Ziozits for ulterior purpozez aint quite hit homez yet … but it will – whaddya tink eh?

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    Catfish blues says:

    mississippi blues my masser

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    John says:

    And by an amazing coincidence there’s a leflet going out by a third party saying labour are all closet racists

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:


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    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    They are in fact a subset of the, larger, sanctimonious left wing useless Hunt genus.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    You’re welcome, now leave your shoes outside and stick your sorry arse in the air.

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    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    I live in Croydon North…If only we had fucking oil, someone would have got this over with already and we wouldn’t have careerist ambulance chasers like Jasper or Reed get within a country mile of Parliament…Just napalm us already, we ARE the shape of the future here.

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    JH says:

    & nbsp;

    That would do it Silent Bob, just take out the space after the ampersand.

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    speech impediment says:

    No, but his sister is a thespian, we hate them too!

  131. 131
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cats are very vacant untrustworth and highly unpredictable creatures. And that includes Fat Cats as well.

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    Lefty fucktard says:

    Hi! I’m a strident Leftie who hates anyone who thinks endless immigration, state expansion and taxpayer-extorted money being pissed around to zero positive effect are not implicitly good ideas!

    By the way, I also like to go on about how ‘hate’ is a bad thing. Unless it is myself and my fellow travellers doing it.

    CIF, here I come!

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    Catfish blues pt.2 says:


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    Tom Catesby says:

    Some good news at least, in a few years when the white English population forms the minority in this country, that means we will be able to be as racist, partial and discrimanatory as the other bastards, doesn’t it?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do excuse me Expat- but until all three major party’s are ‘purged’ of their Ziozit dupes / placemen [on the left and the right] – none of them are worth spit. Running from one to the other is just what the political classes want tribal idiots to continue doind – which in turn extends the continuation of their divide and misrule.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    EU – talks collapse – so where they all off to for the week-end

    Rome perhaps for a burger building exercise Mr Kenneth Fellows Clarke?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Something for the nocturnal to ponder – What of Mandlebum / Tatchel and a few of their closet …. oops closest pals held damning info on the highest of the high and their sexual deviousness and predilictions with young boys … and were using such info to bend matters?

    Entrapment & Blackmail anybody?

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    IMHO says:

    What is a leflet, is all that unsolicited crap I keep getting posted through my letterbox by the Royal Mail?.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    An old tyre and some straw would suffice.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I do wish that Emma Ruby-Sachs and her neanderthal bunch of mongs & dupes over at Avaaz [7:44 PM Uk Time] would fuck off and get a life.

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    one great big friendly carve-up says:

    explains an awful lot about politics in Northern Ireland and why the politicians, and civil servants are not held to account by journalists.

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    IMHO says:

    Fuck you! Richard Attenborough – time you retired. (-:

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    Wet and windy Scotland says:

    I do so wish we had the weather Croydon experiences,it would be a big improvement on the weather here. Everybody I see on Google Maps seems to have a wonderful tan and most of the men have long white gowns down to their sandals. It is as though they are from warmer climes of the Empire.

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    Anonymous says:

    what do we do?

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    Anonymous says:

    tossers in billywood do that.
    face whitening cream.
    skin pigmentation is skin deep.
    dig deeper, lazy briton.
    briten is gone.
    be brit.ON
    you know you want to.

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    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Support cleaners right to be paid living wages – protest at the Barbican at 6pm tomorrow – go if you can!

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    Anonymous says:

    leechers. they are after our blood.
    keechers in johnny foreigner lingo is dirt that sticks to you.
    so keecherLeechers, top of society.
    polite.cians. are anything but. they are so fecking rude. time to standup.

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    Hugh Mann says:


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    Hugh Mann says:


    In a house like that
    Your Uncle Dick was born;
    Satchel on back he walked to Whitgift
    Every weekday morn.

    Boys together in Coulsdon woodlands,
    Bramble-berried and steep,
    He and his pals would look for spadgers
    Hidden deep.

    The laurels are speckled in Marchmont Avenue
    Just as they were before,
    But the steps are dusty that still lead up to
    Your Uncle Dick’s front door.

    Pear and apple in Croydon gardens
    Bud and blossom and fall,
    But your Uncle Dick has left his Croydon
    Once for all.

    John Betjeman

    (it may have changed since that was written)

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    Anonymous says:

    to get to 50-50, one needs 20-20 vision.
    flippin ‘ell.

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    Yes we Ken says:

    Has Ken ‘Ex Press TV@ Livingstone been seen campaigning for Jasper in croydon North ? Oops, of course he can’t because he’s on Labour’s national executive committee !!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    chop yr hands and that is a vibrational act.
    no thankyou to that vibration.


    why should we be diverse.
    we are all unique.
    but co.dependent. us and social good.
    no seperating it.

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    Anonymous says:

    c for hunt.
    roy for royal.
    don is mafia.

    this is where the home office immigration let ‘em in.
    you were told. it is the name that did it.

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    h says:

    What is needed is that any Election should be void if the required percent of voters fail to vote. 38%?
    This will help to ensure that small highly organized groups can’t hijack the election process. IMO.

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    Croydon Underpass says:

    East Croydon station, an interesting station, they come in, and they come out, also, from both directions. Some to the big smoke, some to the little smoke, of Croydon.

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    Anonymous says:

    the world of someone’s tone.
    liar he is.

    tony bliar,
    there is no peace in his hugs.
    he will pull the rug.
    egyptian cotton or not, he will pull the rug, there is no peace in his hug.

    in latest news it is reported that tony bliar associates are advising the new supremo in egypt to be above the law.
    this newstory is totally fabricated.
    please note that truth is stranger than fiction.

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    Anonymous says:

    the bent folks are availabe for rent.
    the rented folks are bent too….though less.
    when you bend you stretch.
    you get fecked, so relax. stretchng not required.
    our capacity is more than abundant as it is. stretching is certainly not required. just a being in a peaceful setting is enuf.

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    My lip stud says:

    Been to the Ship, downtown? Hardcore shit there, sticky carpets there when I was there back in the day, wooden floors now, curling at the edges,

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    Anonymous says:

    we are sinful when we are not at peace.
    may peace be with allllllllllah
    he no o.ak

    oak has great strength and hardness and is resistant to change.
    ok…2 out of 3.
    bullies are weak. feck the musies.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    bottom up….and organic.

    the reverse of chopping the head of the iraqi dictator.
    when the distance between us and others grow, we put less effort. human nature.

    the distance between us and the elite is vast.

  162. 162
    Expat Geordie says:

    ISA is a US Army unit. The British equivalent is the SRR (Special Reconnaissance Regimnent) which took over 14 Int and a lot of other secret squirrel types. If they can do it to the Provos then they could do it to Common Purpose. The only problem was that after they defeated the IRA the government then declared “peace” and gave the bastards everything that they wanted. Might as well have not bothered.

    So if someone does clear out CP, we have to make sure that we don’t let them get back in.

  163. 163
    do me a favour says:

    Cameron was impressive at the EU.

  164. 164
    Tony Benn says:

    Owen Jones, to those not formally acquainted, is the Justin Bieber of the British Left. Super-star; muse; author; poet; twat.

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    there could be true be
    ievers in there. it was the army that released the expenses.
    and then we discovered the truth. members of the corrupt elite that are in the palace.

  166. 166
    Ctesibius says:

    Has Ken released his Tax Returns yet?

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    human rights will be human wrong then.
    the english minority has no rights.
    no wonder it took the world.

    looking like a full circle fawkes.
    and that’s all folks.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting list of names who’ve been on the Common Purpose courses. Quite scary how many involved in education. So all these public bodies moan relentlessly about cuts in funding,but miraculously find the dosh to send employees on these leftie indoctrination courses. It’s a scandal.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    nothing is as destabilizing as a riot in a pussy.
    keep well away.
    but a breakthru does require instability.

  170. 170
    The time is out of joint says:

    Go forth and multiply

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    they know selfcare.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    money is always avail.
    how much spent on us election propaganda.
    want to be rich?
    join the liars. it is just too easy. harder to be yourself.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties always try to stifle debate and muzzle the free press.
    From the National Socialists in Germany to the Bolsheviks in Russia and the Commies in China.
    Keep our press free.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    h.ate ….who ate my hamster?
    gay…….i rather be joyful. yayyyyy.

    wimmin. vimmin. vile version of men.
    the problems of the world are from misdirected testesterone so wimmin do need to be vile.

    vile. evil, live.
    there is certainly life out there. palestrina….wow music but disconnected from getting out there and getting on with it. poor, i am afraid we all lack. yep we are disabled, head down.
    blacks. another word to do with lack.
    in truth, none of us lack anything. it is all propaganda.
    and who propagates it? who benefits? watch those whom we glorify with great care.

  175. 175
    Expat Geordie says:

    BW, I’m a tory. I make no apology for that. I grew up in an area where Labour has always ruled, and where they made a complete hash of it. The stench of corruption, nepotism and sheer hypocrisy made me sick of the place. Their unwillingness to admit that they have been wrong, even when it might be in their interests to do so, and their desire to blame anyone and everyone else for their own failings. Their desire to sell out their country to absolutely anyone, Moscow, Brussels, Dublin, made despise Labour and all that it allegedly stood for.

    I’m a tory, but not an unthinking one, nor an uncritical one. I don’t agree with everything that they have done, and I’ll admit that I am definitely on the UKIP side of the party as far as most issues are concerned. I’m not interested in a person’s religion, unless it is a threat to my country (not the state), so I have no problems with the rather polite people with their funny hats and strange hair who take long walks along Bournemouth’s East Cliff on a Friday night. I see Tory supporters, although not neccessarily the tory party, as the people who will save this country from the mess left to us by the current political class.

    So now you know my motivation. Why do I want a Conservative win in Croydon North? To wipe the smile off the Labour Party’s face. If you work hard enough almost anything is do-able, even winning in a safe Labour seat. I know that the “safe” Labour seat of Bishop Auckland would have fallen to the tories in 1987 as they selected a good candidate who ran rings round the “there by right” incumbent, except that Labour carried out massive ballot rigging to save their arses.

    Central Office needs to select a good candidate, exploit all the left wing splits, even running their own “real socialist” candidate as a stalking horse, do a local deal with UKIP, and even rig the ballot if necessary. They need to fight dirty to win, so that right minded people can have the satisfaction of seeing Labour scum getting their arses well and truly kicked. Will they do it? With Dave in charge? Will they hell as like!

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    i do not want to progress.
    i want to just be.
    progressive do gooders. what’s their problem?

  177. 177
    Expat Geordie says:

    The openingg few bars remind me of Tetris.

  178. 178
    Expat Geordie says:

    What are they actually doing here? I can understand that we have to let in the Poles, Czechs, Latvians, etc., even if we don’t want them, but Russia ISN’T in the bloody EU, so we don’t have to let them in. Yet they just seem to turn up, no visa required. And Dave said that he was going to clamp down on NON-EU immigration! Still waiting Davey boy.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    i don’t get why a kid is getting attention.
    kids are not threatening.

    he looks kinda safe. he holds secrets.

    why is it that it is the most secretive who thrive?

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    we need to support wise people to encourage them go come forward and lead. breeding with respect is for animals.

  181. 181
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

  182. 182

    I just adore pretentious pubs packed with pie-stuffed peons posing by plastic pints.

  183. 183

    The very concept over-taxes his ganglion.

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    what happens when the free press is anything but free, i.e secretive.
    this could be seen as voluntary euthanasia of the truth.

  185. 185
    Respect says:

    …unless you’re White, Christian, Hindu, Jewish or a woman.

    Howard from the fucking Halifax ….obviously standing up for the right to build Churches in Muslim areas.

  186. 186
    A little Respect says:

    Respect for everyone in Croydon…Unless you’re White, Jewish, Hindu or a woman.

    Howard from the fucking Halifax defending the rights to buld churches in muslim areas everywhere. Yeah right.

  187. 187

    Screw Jasper. Only person who could fix Croydon was JR, and he is dead. RIP Larry Hagman.

  188. 188
    Arfur Pint says:

    But surely the biggest question of the day is who will that woman on the tram be voting for? (If she is put of clink of course)

  189. 189
    Arfur Pint says:

    *out (fat fingers again)

  190. 190
    Arfur Pint says:

    Moscow Road , Bayswater?

  191. 191
    Kenneth Clark says:

    I toyed with the idea of including Croydon in my Civilisation series.

  192. 192
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Islamists are about as right as it gets so voting for Respect is about the sae as voting for the BNP or SWP.

  193. 193
    Jonathan Bowden says:

    Thank God for the Poles I say. Their birthrate is very high. Personally I welcome them with open arms!

  194. 194
    Jimmy says:

    Are you expecting me to disagree with that?

  195. 195
    Down with Common Purpose! says:

    Were you suffering from the effects of too much alcohol when you wrote that Mr Anonymous?

  196. 196
    Ali G is a coalminer says:

    Always funny seeing peeps blacked up trying to look like a bro, only in the US.

  197. 197
    Ali G is a coalminer says:

    ..apart from the black and white minstrels, what the farck was that all about, bros?


  198. 198
    Duppas Park Eleven says:

    Fine place, Croydon, like their cricket there, has the most crickker clubs per square inch there than anywhere, I have heard.

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:
    did i say no.
    I meant NO.

    to be on, say No.

    be right brained. left shackles.

  200. 200
    Cuthbert Destrangler says:

    Im is orginizin a futball match yeah tween dem locle parkestani rapin gangs and my homieboys in the north mandie massiv innit.

    All is welcume even dem honkies from perley yeah, We is gonna kik there mooslum asses good and proper and send um back to mooslum rapin land whers dey cum from innit.

  201. 201
    Ayatollah Galloway, Supreme Leader of Bradford's Vibrant and Diverse Muslim Population says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery sir.

  202. 202
    Disgusted of dagenham says:

    Who the f@*%k is Lee Jasper??

    He looks like an undertaker, might have a few customers if he gets in!

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