November 22nd, 2012

+ + + Leveson Thursday + + +


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    RIP the freedom of the press.

  2. 2
    Bi$$y B*wden says:

    I’m sick and tired of all the shit on the telly nowadays.

    I really ought to give my living room a good clean.

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Will you buy the whitewash or shall I?

  4. 4
    Future Press Comment says:

  5. 5
    eD Miliband says:

    we need a judge led enquiry

  6. 6
    Silent Bob says:

  7. 7
    Ed Milishambles says:

    You know theese judge led thingies – are they a good thing? How could we look at this – a judge led enquiry perhaps?

  8. 8
    Oscar Wilde says:

    I wish I had said that.

  9. 9
    Whistler says:

    You will, Oscar, you will.

  10. 10
    eD Miliband says:

    How about an enquiry led by a Judge?

  11. 11
    Hope the verbal diarrhoea clears up soon, Bob says:
  12. 12
    Ed Miller Band says:

    How about a judge led by an enquiry?

  13. 13
  14. 14
    eD Miliband says:

    Judge an enquiry with led lights

  15. 15
    Aricolza Narzole says:

    Leavingsoon’s not all his craiced up to be.

  16. 16
    Philip Scofields 3 minute thesis says:

    According to Wikipedia he cannot shut up the internet journalists such as I though

  17. 17
    National Socialist says:


  18. 18
    PETER MANGLEDBUM (lord of the rings) says:

    + + + Leveson Thursday + + +

    +++Is that like Pancake Tuesday+++

  19. 19
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    How about I just slap a D Notice on it all? Sound fair?

    That will shut you schmucks up

  20. 20
    Gove says:

    What a tool he is.

  21. 21
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all our US chums.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Law wasn’t implemented this was the biggest problem. Stopping news papers supporting political parties will be the best solution.

    Police is investigating them and taking them to court using the existing laws. For reason this wasn’t done before even though these laws were there when the offences took place.

  23. 23
    Standing aside for a bit says:

    We need to judge others..but they mustn’t judge us.

    Helen Botox. Head of BBC reimiganing news and current affairs and making stuff up.

  24. 24
    A Hack says:

    Only if the press are stupid enough to comply with any restrictions. If they are censured for running a story on the size of Hugh Grant’s bollocks tough but if they are censured for revealing corruption in Government the people of this country would not stand for it (I hope!).

  25. 25
    A Hack says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  26. 26
    Lard Pressclott says:

    I’ll have three crepes with lemon, two with cocky, a pineapple, four jam and one banana.

    Then I’ll show you a crepe of me own design. I’ll leave it in the pan for you.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    There is some thing wrong if PMs has to go cap in hand in-front of Rupert, his family and senior employees. It is sad Cameron was forced to be friends with Brooks and send all this text and emails to her.

  28. 28
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I predict a lot of huffing and puffing followed by pages and pages of fuck all.

  29. 29
    Terry the Turkey says:

    Speak for yourself!

  30. 30
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Hutton still has plenty of whitewash left over after his report. He might even have a blunt pen knife handy so you can dissect the Leveson report.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Stopping foreigners owning a newspaper will be a start. Also we need more news originations and rules everyone need to follow.

  32. 32
    Liarpoliticians says:


  33. 33
    Ed Millibland says:

    Plagiarism I thay

  34. 34
    Liarpoliticians says:

    No Scottish running English newspapers, viva la devolution!

  35. 35
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Wishing our friends across the pond a very Happy Thanksgiving.

  36. 36
    Peter says:

    Rupert Murdoch sells $10m in News Corp shares

    Fuck you TWatson Fuck You

  37. 37
    PETER MANGLEDBUM (lord of the rings) says:

    I recommend the “Cucumber surprise”

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Anybody got any filth on Barry?

  39. 39
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    F*uck the Press, and all who sail in her.

  40. 40 says:

    The problem with the press, as with almost everything else regarding the state, is that if laws are changed because enforcement of existing laws is so abysmal, it can only ever lead to bad new laws.

  41. 41
    Pongo the Invisible Horse says:

    You have a ludicrously high opinion of our cretinous populace.

  42. 42
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    The fun begins, when the NoW trials begin !!!!!

  43. 43
    Popeye says:

    Under the freedom of information, how much has Leveson pocketed for this?

  44. 44 says:

    The BBC is still doing its propaganda war well. Let us not forget that all this phone hacking occurred while the Labour party were in power and in bed with the Murdochs.

  45. 45 says:

    No we need a jungle led enquiry.

  46. 46 says:

    When do the Labour party trials begin on their omnishambolic running of the British economy and their crimes of being willing accomplices to the Murdochs?

  47. 47
    The Land of the Politically Correct and Mendacious says:

    When will it be Chilcot(nothing to see here move along now) Tuesday though ???

  48. 48
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    I always do!

  49. 49
    Archie Meadeys says:

    Now then, now then. A lot of covering up to do. Saw nothing, heard nothing, did nothing. Paid out a shed load of money though. A year’s salary? No problem. Lack of ability? No problem. Lefty bias, talentless luvvies and political stranglehold while pushing the Common Purpose agenda? NY Building 7? What?

    A Dalek would make a better DG. Sack the BBC Board, then replace with meerkats.

  50. 50
    Plagiarist Column Writer says:

    Not so fast. I’m still copying that down.

  51. 51
    bergen says:

    No. It’s the day after Common Purpose Wednesday.

  52. 52
    Crazy Horse says:

    Maybe not all…

  53. 53
    Common Purposegate says:

    The whole inquiry was a total farce and any decision should be completely ignored.

  54. 54
    genghiz the kahn says:

    How long did it take Jay to admit that he worked with Ed Miliband’s wife?

    This is the same lawyer who questioned the great gurning one at this farce, which failed to look at the culture, practices and behaviour of The BBC, amongst others.

    It is like Cameron, a waste of time and money.

  55. 55
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Entwhilstle pay off.

    And MPs asking impertinent questions about BBC payments to freelance presenters.

    Shurely shome mishtake?

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Burn it on a funeral pyre in front of parliament

  57. 57
    Eh? says:

    Gag Guido

  58. 58
    Ed says:

    Thethe thtwiketh are wong….

  59. 59
    Plagiarist hunter says:

    CP, you obviously read the caption comp entries as your pseudonym was my entry for the pic of the prison gates. Kindly find something original to call yourself.

  60. 60
    Pip Skweeq says:

    or English football clubs.

  61. 61
    Pip Skweeq says:

    Which century is Chilcott due?

  62. 62
    Pip Skweeq says:

    A judge not led by the nose (if such exists).

  63. 63
    Pip Skweeq says:

    Subtile par excellence

  64. 64
    Pip Skweeq says:

    It all adze up – you wait and see,

  65. 65
    Pip Skweeq says:

    Eid Al Ottanosh?

  66. 66
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Hear hear. I cannot, for the life of me, understand how Lord Leveson can issue his report, when he did not call me. The police have already told me that my phone was tapped for years. What on earth is going on? Boaz.

  67. 67
    eyecanseeyou says:

    And you have a predictably low one.

  68. 68
    Thai curry eater. says:

    Yes ,could i have that with rice please?

  69. 69
    Camsetitupsolivewithit. says:

    You wish.

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