HuffPo Abreast of Page 3
Guido has been greatly enjoying the Huffington Post’s coverage of I’m a Celebrity, in particular their entire posting “Helen Flanagan Shows Off Weight Loss As She Strips In Jungle Shower (PICS).” Not even the Mail would also include a gallery of 29 “Almost Nude” shots that leave Page 3 looking like a walk in the park. Talking of the Sun, it seems the lefty liberals over at HuffPo are hardly consistent in their policy:
How long before they join their US counterparts and have a whole section of the site devoted to “sideboob”?
UPDATE: HuffPo UK Editor Carla Buzasi is very passionate about this subject:
There’s been an awful lot written about women’s bodies recently. What with the endless articles devoted to Kate’s boobs, the revelation that the ‘average’ woman spends 17 years of her life on a diet, not to mention the ongoing political battle about who gets to decide when she keeps or doesn’t keep her unborn child. All in all, that’s a lot of column inches devoted to fatness, thinness and everything in-between. No wonder we’re all so f*cked up about our figures. The fascination with bodies, celebrity or otherwise, isn’t exactly something new, of course, and shows no sign of abating. But here’s a thought: why don’t we just stop?
No comment.
Now Guido, as with tax avoidance, its ok as long as the left do it!
Where is Hattie Harman to protest this clear and blatant misogyny? I demand and Inquiry.
not very original
on a tangent…. our emotional bias says be nice to Mr Messham.
but was he pulling a fast one.
did he enable a fast one to be pulled?
it is time to go past appearances.
it is time to be objective.
Mithsther Spthpeaker, we musth have a judge led enqwuerery into this outwageoth thought crime called sethxism.
Now I am all for tits, but please can please, can they be blamonge moulds, mmmm, that my mother had, defying gravity, that is my pecidillo. And she had a fine pair of bacon butties downstairs as well, as I remembered, when I was young, sharing her bath at four(ty four). : ) Ok, so she was dutch… inherited her blonde hair though, upstairs and …
Cameron and Osborne looks lovely.
Tots oot, get yer tots oot, get yer tits oot for the lads
Looks like we are going to end up with a vote on EU.
Don’t knock them…
She’s quite the well-developed young filly isn’t she…
Got, of course, to post a song for the fine fillies of all ages that I have met, with a good set of mamms, oh yes,
more tea Vicar? let me pour you one,
Cup cake Father? How’s the Pope these days Father?
Ooo ooo.
I prefer apple pie.
Phoar! Do you think she would like a teddy bear, dinner in the House of Commons, and to sit on the Queen’s throne in the House? I’m sure she would be delighted to be wined, dined and smoozed by a distinguished politician like me. Boaz.
Bring her round to the Lodge for Ladies Night Handy. I would love to meet her.
Isn’t she a bit old for you Handy? Jahbulon
The glorious Daily Star would have absolutely no quarms about publishing those piccies, if it was a day when Guido was on duty Mrs Fawkes would be wondering why Guido was walking on his knees
Good for a tit wank.
I love this from Gouido’s stable
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/257233/Batman-throbbin-/
Well, what a way to start the day in brave new Britain. Am watching a buffoon called J Hunt on the telly. He’s in charge of our health service. Whoopi fucking doooo
Cave Beasts
I like to shower in a thong and bra
Please Im having my tea!
Mind bleach please!
Nothing thong in that !
I’d give her one
That reminds me, I have run out of Milk… thanks for the reminder
“A walk in the park”? More like “over hill and down dale” (as opposed to “Dale…”)
Hello mummy – can I still be breastfed please?
“Prejudice in Briefs” says it all.
Never complain that our host doesn’t give us enough tittle.
last time I checked page 3 was topless and these are all bikini pics?
Oh, that’s alright then.
As long as there is flimsy, sparse, wet material over the heaving breasts and pudenda, it’s not exploitative at all. OK.
As usual, anything goes when lefties are doing it. They are going it for such worthy reasons you see, empowerment and information etc etc
“pudenda”? Why not call a cun*t a cun*t?
I do when it’s Ed M or B
Who is, or what does, Ms. Flanagan do?
Shes a dumbwit soap actress thick as a bulls lug typical celeb of chav britain
If I had newspaper I would be only too happy to give her several column inches.
Europhobe!!
I have no idea what her day job is, but judging by that Jungle show, shriek and cry…….a lot.
I think she mostly does footballers
Must be a girl with a bust bigger than her IQ.
Well the Huffpo is always making a bit of a tit of itself.
( I know, I’ll get my coat)
Thanks, I remember I need to pick up a couple of melons on the way home tonight
Trust Guido to keep us abreast of the news…
I see you are rightly obsessed by French backsides
Do you know why they are different?
Because most of these girls take claisscal dansing classes when they young and that nicely rounds “les fesses”
I don’t like it with subtitles. Without them you can imagine she is murmuring observations on the human condition worthy of Voltaire.
Finding out that she’s babbling about bubble bath spoils the illusion a bit.
Back to my female-presenters-of-Coast obsessions.
I knew a page 3 girl once -Tracy -who ended up on heroin as she could not cope with her sleazy past.
The page3 world is a dark one full of sleaze and exploitation. What we see is a sanitised version of the truth.
Is that you Polly? Come and give us all a good hard lecture. You know you want to get the juices flowing.
” -who ended up on heroin as she could not cope with her sleazy past.”
Says the Heroin dealer who got her to give him sex for smack.
I don’t know the ins and out
of the story. Pretty sad
though. She did tell me that
her boyfriend at that time
forced her to continue to go
topless even though she
wanted to stop, because of
the big money and she was
too young and naive to take
control of her own life. She
ended up homeless, addicted
to heroin and in an abusive
relationship. Sad but true.
This is the side of the coin
that we never hear about
because it is multi billion
dollar market and to be
protected at all costs using
freedoms and rights to defend
this murky business.
You are Igonikon Jack and I claim, etc.
+1
I’m sure Greedo’s master, Desmond, has a few stories to tell…
i think the Huff Post need some like a proper DC who actually has proper handle on policies.
Why don’t we get pics of nice pretty boys on Page 3 ?
Some of their gay wedding photos and honeymoon shots will be available soon as well.
May I respectfully point out you’ve forgotten the word “Legal” &
I will leave you to decide where is the correct place to insert it
for maximum effect !!
I am sure 8i££y could oblige you in that matter if you are that desperate
Huffpo has its knockers but it always keeps abreast of things.
It is skanky. But at least she is not FORCED against her will or KNOWLEDGE to get her baps out. She gets paid tonnes for it. Unlike some who are forced into being exploited, some without their CONSENT or KNOWLEDGE even. That is unacceptable. Two sides to every story. This one has a nasty, dark side that we will never know about. Time for the truth to out.
Please go to the huff puff for any serious, hand wringing, angst driven, guilt ridden, ashamed to be affluent, liberal moralising.
Over here we just like to look at totty.
Lot of liberals on here all of a sudden.
Has a moonbeam powered, lentil serving, lattefrappachinomocha transgender bar just got wifi?
Congrats Bill on your promotion
Are you a Privy Councillor yet, Bill?
(Never quite sure what that is — someone who talks through the bog door while Brenda takes a shit?)
Yes I noticed that advancement too. Did anyone here get invited round for a swifty to celebrate?
I bet she is diffcult to handle, like most actresses
I came home late from the pub last night.
As I staggered through the front door I said to my wife, “Get your arse upstairs, I want a shag.”
“Bloody hell Dave,” she said, “How many have you had tonight?”
“Just the one.” I slurred.
She said, “I can tell by your eyes that you’ve had more than one.”
“Ok, two.” I said, “But I didn’t cum with the last bird.”
Don’t call us and we won’t call you..thanks..
Next!
See, Its all gone tits up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/14/emma-watson-sideboob-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-photos_n_1883513.html?utm_hp_ref=sideboob
Any good bandwagons about today?
You wait and wait and then three come along together.
second division out on question time tonight
owen… labour placeman worn script
kennedy….spent force but inocuous
yvette… vile sneering hypocritical bitch..one of labour’s worse exponents
IDS… tough brief with no easy solutions at the margins.
debra…waste of space.
The picture of Fatima Whitbread cums (sic) at just the wrong time!
Now you perverts are looking at me.
Nakedness! Disgusting!!
If god had wanted us to go around like this, we would of been born like that.
If God hadn’t wanted us to be bumboys, we wouldn’t have been born with arseholes.
thanks for that insight … can’t say your observation has ever crossed my mind nor frankly would I have thought anyone elses either.
Nothing like burying your head between a nice naked pair of them & often !!!
The Huffpo has these images because they know something.
Sex. Sells.
They know it. We know it. Richard Desmond knows it. So does Murdoch. So did Paul Raymond. Etc.
Trying to get on their high horse about page 3 is just the usual default lefty hypocrisy in action. They probably claim these shots they show on their site are ‘empowering’, or some shit.
Engorging, more like…
So the BBC appoint another white left wing middle class male as DG and the BBC spin it as a great day for the new leader.
Same BBC attack Tories and church for doing exactly the same thing!
Wonder what Mad Mehdi and his mates think about this???
They probably think the page 3 girls are a bit old.
What else do you expect from braindead lefties.
Helen Flanagan….. a big let down with those nicotine stained fingers !! Not a good look !!
Nice pair of susu but overall a downgrade from me
Nothing wrong in an appropriate “Tits oot for the Lads” ………… Canoot think of any Liebor people to shout that at
Are you subconsciously describing the Millitwit brothers on their way to Tesco?
Downgrade you say, 32 AA perhaps.
I don’t know why people are always complaining about the British weather, it does have its uses!
Like today, the roof of a Birmingham mosque was ripped off, causing substantial damage inside.
It was an act of God
Insh’Allah
You won’t find the Mussies pondering that.
If they thought about it too much they’d realise that God, should he exist, must obviously fucking hate their guts considering that wherever they go in numbers rapidly degenerates into a miserable shithole.
Why couldn’t He wait until lunchtime Friday when the place would be full of arse in the airers on whom to rain the tiles?
Who’d like to see me take a shower?
I would. I’ve been asking you take one for over two years.
Take a golden one Gordy
You did that – and called it your “Cabinet”.
I’m sick of the tits in the House of Commons.
Fancy having your blood boiled to the point of smashing in your TV? On tonight’s Question Brine there is the gruesome one-two punch of Yvette Cooper and Owen Jones. Also on are IDS, Charlie “make mine a triple” Kennedy and Dragon’s Den businesswoman Deborah Meaden. Think I’ll give it a miss.
I hate Tories and tax avoiders. And tax avoiding Tories. And the church are just avoiding, bigoted Tories.
Watch me get so angry I get all squeaky voiced.
I’m a tax avoider, but I’m not a Tory – is that OK?
It is? Great.
Yes. Only Tories are horrid and put babies down mines to dig coal to power their dark mills that make hardworkingfamiles poor and hungry and sick. Tories would like NHS beds to be blown away in a typhoon.
I learned history from the Olympics.
The welsh get on my tits , I fuckin hate them
owen jones …political lightweight … badly trained … perfect for ed’s team
Owen Jones = No ones je*
I’ve never seen QT, but on a different note; doesn’t Owen Jones have to be in bed soon? Doesn’t he have school tomorrow?
My owner has lost the will to live now.
Show us your face!
” Don’t you lower your voice to me “
Get your nose out for the boys
Do as I say
Not as I do
http://www.businessinsider.com/arianna-nyt-keller-boobs-2011-4
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-arianna-huffington-is-ugly-2012-8
Dear old Arianna Stassinopoulos! Always lands on her dainty feet! Attagirl!
steady Sir Will … we can’t have you kipping with foreigners
I’m justified and I’m ancient and I drive an ice cream van.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/09/lady-gaga-bares-butt-sheer-tights_n_1660323.html
I’d go balls deep into that.
I’ll be back on twitter soon. *totes exciting* *cum face*
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squeaker
As bad as the Daily Mail for calling someone in a bikini “almost naked”, did they have the Mail’s usual “leaving nothing to the imagination”?
I don’t know the ins and out of the story. Pretty sad though. She did tell me that her boyfriend at that time forced her to continue to go topless even though she wanted to stop, because of the big money and she was too young and naive to take control of her own life. She ended up homeless, addicted to heroin and in an abusive relationship. Sad but true.
This is the side of the coin that we never hear about because it is multi billion dollar market and to be protected at all costs using freedoms and rights to defend this murky business.
Guido
I love your blog..wa at Oxford, the future of this great country, follow your blog closely
But we are confused
How many public inquiries are going onto in all these multiple scandals?
There seems to be a new one every day…
In England, is it possible to have an inquiry into an inquiry. How long to they take and who redacts them?
Thanks
Fuck off, Sonny.
Tonight, while Jacqui’s at bingo, I’ll be watching Forrest Hump, Star Whores: The Empire Licks Crack, Booty and the Beast, Men in Black Women and Die Hard-On.
You fprgot Stictly Cum Dansing on my Icicle
You typing that one-handed?
hes holding a choc ice in the other….
His Magnum opus?
You are Dirty Desmondo
And I claim 50% of your porn empire…
I wear nothing to bed except a g string.
You means no hanging baskets Margaret?
BTW What type of a taxi are you nowadays.?
I hope you are keeping up the Labour tradition of selling yourself to the highest bidder…
I’m looking for Hoon work.
You mean your exposing your “Bush Tucker” ?
Not a pretty sight
No need to get all Andrea Dworkin about it. The truth will have it say.
When will the media stop feeding women tripe? Day in and day out.
When women lose their taste for it (i.e. never — see Daily Mail).
http://www.topnudecelebs.nl/free-celeb-pictures/Helen-Flanagan.htm
Sorry !
mods please remove this as it has links to porn sites behind the photo sets
Anything you say Mr Desmond.
” But
here’s a thought: why
don’t we just stop?”
P*rn, hard or soft is a multi billion dollar industry. How can you possibly stop that?
The premier place for a surfeit of tits
(And it’s a mercy that they keep on their kits)
Is the hallowed Mother of Parliaments
Where lunacy long ago ousted sense
England’s suffered some pretty hard knockers
That soft lot must park their brains in lockers
I like GWEEDOS blogs,but can we get away from the trivia and talk about the things that really matter.
Trivia IMHO belongs on other sites.
Today Pickles said weekly bin collections should be the norm.
Cammoron is going to stick up for us as regards the EUSSR.
Parliamentary guy says that we should trust MP’s on expenses.
BBC appoints ex bbc employee as DG.
How much are we paying for disaster of windfarms.
Peedo’s/kids explotation,who are mainly involved in this.
Bankster’s exactly what schemes are they involved in.
Police commissioners,is this another jobs for the boys.
Ossibourne and selling houses,and other deals.
Yeoha and his dealings what are they about.
Hoggie and conflicts of interest,how about that one.
Yes there are many things going on which are shady to say the least,but we seem to fixate on trivia.
We have… there’s more than one thread here…
And sometimes it good for the boys to let of… keeps their humours balanced.
I’d love to shoot my man milk up Helen Flanagan.
Hello, Mr Darcy.
Speaking as one of the characteristically fat, ugly and humourless order-order commentators, I have to concede that I would have absolutely no chance.
Some of us arent into girls any way
Youll not get no compitition from me
Whats the worst she can do but say Naff orf
Titsing, er I mean testing
Tonight C4 news had a ‘debate’ on Britain membership of the EU with 5 invited guests, and Snow as anchor.
They prefaced the discussion with the headline that 56 per cent of voters wanted Briton out.
Was this percentage reflected in the guests?
Was it fuck, with 4 to 1 pro EU, and that’s not including Snow.
and even the Tory hadnt the balls to say he wanted to leave…typical gutless eurosceptic.
Question time – I reckon Kennedy is pissed….
O/T.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/palestinianauthority/9696942/Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad-hints-he-is-ready-to-continue-supplying-Hamas-rockets.html
nice girl …shame about the clear light between her ears
Tony Hall who only four months ago told the BBC to fuck off , has now become the new director general
Four months ago he even refused to be one of hundreds of people interviewed for the position
now like something out of a banana republic he is imposed on us without one other person getting a sniff of an interview
yet again Lurking in the background is Chris Paton another useless twat who has just about fucked up every position that has been handed on a plate to him
and still has the gaul to hang around the BBC as if he is the saviour when
in fact he is part of the problem
there has never been a better chance to close this cash gobbling dinosaur down and rid the tax payer of these people who give away our money to their friends and family even more so than the vermin MP’s that infest Westminster
Keep voting the big three you’ll keep getting more of the same.
Stop paying your Telly Tax.
Tell them to fuck off if they come round. Throw the letters away.
yvette the ascerbic true to form on question time tonight…double talking politically expedient weasel still spinning the same crap…shes got more neck than the white house turkey.
Amazing idea the the ‘average’ woman spends 17 years of her life on a diet. For ‘average woman’ read ‘the obsessional fashion victims in my narrow circle’.
Seriously, what is wrong with Owen Jones? Even people who agree with him must surely despair when he goes off on one of his shouty, pathetic rants. One can only draw the conclusion that he is off his fecking rocker.
For once Dimblebore did the right thing by ending QT when he did. I swear IDS was just about to chin the ridiculous little shit.
He is a nerd that needs to get laid.
..out with a red brick.
Trouble is that if you had, the shit would have enveloped the entire audience, so the rapturous applause you would so richly deserve would have been somewhat muted by the ‘Mr. Creosote effect’ upon those long suffering people.
Nothing wrong with him, other than trying to make a living like other socialist bullshitters. They all know that at least 40% of the population will believe all of their bullshit all of the time. Unfortunately for Owen his mouth works faster than his brain so he just comes across as a clown.
mmmm you could rather tell IDS was not having any end of show , oppertunism rants . EU meeting on going , no news yet shame QT wasnt treated to some of gems on NN ,EU spent 192,000 EU on a puppet play , its also building a £50mn new building (all without your say) , best one on sky was some of benfits beurocrats get £300 payment for a child .
Just to clarify on the great scare of leaving the EU , the EU will still want to sell , cars and washing machines etc in the UK , we will just be at least £45mn a day better off per day once you take out minor beurocrcay requirements … bit misleading on QT on that question
I’ve got big moobs.
I have ended Boobs and Busts ……
Well, after a detailed examination of all 39 pictures, strictly in the public titerest, I can attest to there being neither nipple, nor pubic hair – single or otherwise to be peeked!
Come on Guido, I thought you had graduated from the Academy of Health & Efficiency.
As to Huff, well they are American aren’t they?
I remember Health and Efficiency from when I were a lad. Not a nipple or a strand of pubic hair either: they were airbrushed out (literally with an airbrush in those days), creating a very odd idea of adult human anatomy in a child’s mind — Mummy, when I grow up, will I be blurred too?
mmm lots of ordinary images get pixelated too , perhaps we need a new catoagory alongside VIP … VUP Very Unimportant Person , although thinking about just the shear ammount of what we see and process has its own worries for me , as i believe words are to do with intelligence and not symbols , which I think offers a rather bleak future for humans . We will be no better than chickens pecking at shiney things as we know no difference .
So what is so wrong about admiring the beauty of the female body?
It’s the IQ of 91.44 centimetres that puts me off.
UK – YouGov/Sun: CON 31%, LAB 43%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 9%
I suppose this means I’m toast !!!!
You’re spot on Dave.
In the words of the classic Moody Blues song “Go Now”
I’m crumpet.
Friday on my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it the thought of Dave’s negotiations , or Rich and Mark’s impending offering?
I remember the fuss about that video, how high tech it was.
It’s one face faded into the other, for Christs sake.
I’m a libertarian – get me out of here.
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So the Hiffington Post have now discovered sex.
I have a pink condom .
what a treat for you… but can you fill it ?
The Greek Pudding will stop at nothing to drive traffic to her ad ridden pages …