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Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
How ITV Crashed Out Online Last Night | MediaGuido
Green Leader Blames Terror Attacks on Britain | Asa Bennett
ABC Online Figures for Newspaper Websites | MediaGuido
Why Won’t Obama Acknowledge Islamist Reality? | Nile Gardiner
£1.3 Billion Extra Raised Since Top Tax Rate Cut | Telegraph
In Search of Swivel-Eyed Loons | Speccie
EU Tries to Ban Conker Trading | Telegraph
Coked-Up Celebs and Vengeful Politicians | Press Gazette
What We Don’t Know About the Woolwich Attack | Dan Hodges
Woolwich Terrorists Were Al-Qaeda’s Children | Jeremy Havardi
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
First
I don’t know why you botherered to post first. It does not irritate me and you will never get near my record of 1,000 + first posts. You are wasting your time.
First … oooo …oooo… think of something to say … think of something to say .. er … er ….my names Petey and I’ve got big balls! … there that should do it.
More crap from the BBC, this time impersonating a police officer in front of the public and pretending that theft from shops is all good clean fun.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/comics-oxford-street-spoof-theft-backfires-as-pcso-steps-in-to-feel-his-collar-8343474.html
There is a Patten developing at the BBC, and its not good. The license fee payer is not even considered.
Another week; another fucking gram. Come up with something that might be slightly interesting Gweedo.
Modbot alert. Modbot alert. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Spiffing idea
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20451208
Sally, come back, we miss you, you daft cow
You can always follow me.
If only you were a little big bigger – we’d be able to follow you from space.
At least you’re not on fackin’ QT with all the other lefty w@nkers tonight, Owen fackin’ Jones, what a fackin’ w@nker!
in the house we follow the trail you leave slug gusset
don’t encourage the crass slag ..even his worst critics feel sorry for mr squeaker