November 21st, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Beg, Steal and Borrow Edition


140 Comments

  1. 1
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Tristram = Socialist (honest)

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    • 64
      Stymaster says:

      Our Pig, who art delicious. Hallowed be thy taste.
      Thy butchering come, Then fried til done,
      into my mouth as it is in a buffet.
      Give us this day our daily pork,
      And forgive us our salads,
      as we forgive those who eat salads around us.
      And lead us not into cholesterol,
      but deliver us from diets.
      For thine is teh appetizing,
      and teh yummy, and teh savory,
      for ever and ever,
      Bacon.

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    • 136
      Pee Emm Twits says:

      Usual tripe carry on, with fried onions.

      I just can’t understand why people get excited about it – it is more stage managed than any tv show. What a load of old shite it is, PMQ’s, and just shows me how fallable the London media are to take it all in. When did you see last a government minister come on telly just after a crisis, without his or her puppet strings? Yes, tell me that. Ages?

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  2. 2
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    What do these fucking politico leeches add to our GDP?

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  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning peeps…

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  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    Nick Robinson said many in Labour were more sympathetic to gaza than Israel …..

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  5. 5
    dunstall says:

    Public funds are precious? yeah what bout Labour troughers?

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  6. 6
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Claire Perry = Arselicker General

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  7. 7
    Hunt says:

    Tristram’s surname is his own rhyming slang.

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  8. 8
    Oatcake says:

    Tristam C”nt…….. Stoke on Trent……….Council run by foreigners, for foreigners, and the most wasteful council in the country! Cheeky, cheeky sod!

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      Detest political muggers says:

      True. Trissy is another fake working class hero. He is another Labour drone who knows feck all about life of ordianry people he says he represents. He can feel the poverty but does feck all about it. Then again he is no different from any other politician.

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    • 135
      Q Werty says:

      No letter between g and j on my dodgy keyboard. Cannot spell Tristram’s surname. Same problem for that speedy liberal and the ex-Defence Minister. Woe is me. Can anyone ‘elp?

      Sent from my Sinclair Spectrum 128k [needs attention].

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  9. 9
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Is Weeeee Dooogie still piping Emma Reynolds?

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  10. 10
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Processed peas?

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  11. 11
    Rat's arse says:

    Where’s Balls? He’s usually pulling Militwit’s strings.

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  12. 12
    dunstall says:

    Claire Perry arselicker general? that conjures up some thoughts

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  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Dull

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  14. 14
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam in dreamland mode again. “Let sunshine have the day” FFS

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  15. 16
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Morning… enjoy my serious note on PMQ’s today :)

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  16. 17
    Tuscan Tony says:

    This isn’t PMQs, they could have done this over a Crabbies ginger wine in the bar.

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  17. 18
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Wee Dougie, Bendy Wendy’s brother. What an effin family.

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  18. 19
    Super Majority says:

    Looks like a fizzer so far.

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  19. 19
    Sally Bercow says:

    I’d love to adopt that position.

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  20. 22
    Pathetic says:

    Ed trying to appear serious and statesmanlike. Rather like Roland Rat trying to be a high court judge.

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  21. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Neat segueway into some minuitiate detail on the NHS to follow

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  22. 26
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Well done Beefy.

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  23. 27
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Best thing Beith has ever said that – should be three lane though.

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  24. 28
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Julie Hilling, another Labour lovely.

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  25. 29
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Universal credit going to be ultrashambles. Wayne & Waynettas to blame though.

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  26. 30
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Rosie Cooper, another pig in panties!

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  27. 31
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Fat cat there…. or a medical problem ?

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  28. 32
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cooper looks like she should be wearing a barrell – not making one.

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  29. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    ‘Kinell

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  30. 34
    dunstall says:

    Rosie Cooper ugh!

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  31. 36
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Militwit looking bamboozled.

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  32. 37
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    I’m back and serious :)

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  33. 38
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fletcher made a balls-up – Shock Horror!

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  34. 40
    Steve Miliband says:

    De Eioen Clarke?

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  35. 42
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Screw the President of the Royal College of Optithogigoligthythysts

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  36. 43
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Militwit banging on about the NHS – look what the tw@ts did to his nose!

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  37. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    Eyesight getting better?

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  38. 46
    Ed Milishambles says:

    Wunashun anybody?

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  39. 48
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Why doesn’t Cam just say that public sector employees are lazy useless bastards?

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  40. 49
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Miliband fails again.

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  41. 50
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Why pick on dear John ?

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  42. 51
    dunstall says:

    A new word Millishambles!!!! walked right into that arse!

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  43. 53
    Steve Miliband says:

    Good retort

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  44. 54
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Why did any Labour bod go for the PCCs job then? Not money surely?

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  45. 55
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Ed is really quite appallingly bad.

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  46. 56
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    punched and floored :(

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  47. 57
    dunstall says:

    Game set and match to Cameron

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  48. 58
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Are this lot pissed (again)?

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  49. 59
    Plato says:

    Good stuff from Cameron. Excellent.

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  50. 60
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Good punch and judy stuff by Cam.

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  51. 61
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Who is that leprachaun in the background?

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  52. 62
    dunstall says:

    what about Stemcor?

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  53. 69
    Michael Gove says:

    You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!!!

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  54. 71
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Hmmmm sneaky bugger……

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  55. 73
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Trooon Troooooosers. Ceefax 888 FFS

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  56. 74
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Shipyard worker should not drink his wages !!

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  57. 75
    dunstall says:

    Och the horny hands of toil

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  58. 77
    genghiz the kahn says:

    who forgot to brief Cameron about Margaret Hodge’s tax position?

    Tom Harris should have been given both barrels between the eyes.

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  59. 78
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Milton Keynes is a characterless shit heap.

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  60. 79
    Gordon Brown says:

    Oh i miss all this. I did so well with the economy. I should really turn up every now and then.

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  61. 80
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    why aye hinnie…

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  62. 81
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Mary Glindon – another sow in drawers!

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  63. 82
    dunstall says:

    Another North eastern retard

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  64. 83
    Steve Miliband says:

    Welsh or Geordie?

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  65. 84
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Green Gov = Envirobollocks

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  66. 85
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Abused…… has anyone not been abused ?

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  67. 86
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Rochdale MP – will he mention the religion of piss element? Will he hell!

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  68. 87
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Has Millitwat had his 6 already ? Me thunks he needs to get some new advisers, the mans being made out to be an idiot ! :)

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  69. 89
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Take them to the police??? They’re bloody useless.

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  70. 90
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    I thought they were going to mention Hodge then – shite!

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  71. 91
    Dick Scratcher says:

    HMRC = wet farts chasing low hanging fruit

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  72. 92
    dunstall says:

    Ruffley wasnt he the bloke who was going to top himself?

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  73. 95
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cutting corp tax for large co.s ONLY – NOT for most businesses – Cam is a lying tosser.

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  74. 96
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    What is he going on about ?

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  75. 97
    dunstall says:

    Good Afternoon Grandmaster!

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  76. 98
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fire stations MUST have some new gym equipment NOW!!!! The computer games can only entertain them for so long…

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  77. 99
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Sod women Bishops. Will the r@g heads be made to have women i..m..a..n…s? Doubt it!

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  78. 100
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Why is the Gen Synod bollocks a news story? Who cares what a load of weirdos do? Tooth Fairy Congress next?

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  79. 101
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Congratulations hear hear

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  80. 102
    genghiz the kahn says:

    plant.

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  81. 103
    Dick Scratcher says:

    GF, How do I meet the girl on the Road Kill ad?

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  82. 105
    dunstall says:

    Bradshaw putting down a marker for openly gay Bishops

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  83. 106
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Bugger Bradshaw, isn’t he a rainbow man, like the Squeeker?

    Wonder where Sallyalley is hiding btw.

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  84. 107
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck the church & all their freaks – move on – irrelevant.

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  85. 108
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Stuff the EU, EC, EEC…… whatever it is called this week !

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  86. 110
    Cameron strays into the Church says:

    Cameron. The State and YOU should have no say in how the Church of England runs itself.

    It’s rulebook is Holy Scripture and not the whims of Politicians.

    Now butt out and get on fixing the economy.

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  87. 111
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Is that it?

    Bye folks!

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  88. 112
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Bring back the old chat system please Guido.

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  89. 113
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Andrew Neil’s catchphrase: “What’s the answer to my question? What’s the answer to my question? What’s the answer to my question?”

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  90. 115
    dunstall says:

    These God botherers dont even know the Gospel game set and match

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  91. 118
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    Omni-shambles.

    Just found out it’s from The Reign of Terror 1997-2010

    Malcolm Tucker: Oh, well that’s great. That’s fucking great. That’s another fucking thing, right there. Not only you’ve got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school on a fucking sedan chair, you’re also fucking mental! Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omni-shambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know, “From bean to cup, you fuck up.”

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1534321/quotes

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  92. 120
    Tom Watson says:

    Does the PM know that there is a tax avoidance ring within the labour party?

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  93. 124
    dead and forgotten in an hour says:

    I wonder if you asked Cameron or Miliband right this minute, would they remember the name of the dead soldier they said they would never forget?

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  94. 125
    Voter says:

    So despite all of the above, the country’s still bollocksed

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  95. 127
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am legend!

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  97. 140
    ex labour voter says:

    Ref Miliband who quoted from someone saying cataract operations fell last year. With money tight (something Miliband and co STILL don’t get) it may be true that PCT’s (which the tories are abolishing) are rationing cataract operations. Does it not follow that under Miliband’s plan (no more new money for the NHS) that there would have to be rationing of some services or treatments under their plans. He cites the cost of the top down re-organisation. Didn’t Labour spend even more on a NHS computer system that did not work. What about the debacle of centralised Fire Service Control rooms ! Talk about wasting money. The trouble with the Labour party (and this is why I fell out with them big time) is they want it both ways. Time to prune that money tree at the bottom of the garden Ed. Great fruit harvest this year from the money tree. Trouble is it gave him and Balls Euros and not Pounds ! Anyone seen that classic 1970’s film ‘Spend, Spend’ Spend’ recently ? Story of a Yorkshire woman who won the pools and…..well you know the rest !

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