PMQs LIVE: Beg, Steal and Borrow Edition
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Tristram = Socialist (honest)
Our Pig, who art delicious. Hallowed be thy taste.
Thy butchering come, Then fried til done,
into my mouth as it is in a buffet.
Give us this day our daily pork,
And forgive us our salads,
as we forgive those who eat salads around us.
And lead us not into cholesterol,
but deliver us from diets.
For thine is teh appetizing,
and teh yummy, and teh savory,
for ever and ever,
Bacon.
Usual tripe carry on, with fried onions.
I just can’t understand why people get excited about it – it is more stage managed than any tv show. What a load of old shite it is, PMQ’s, and just shows me how fallable the London media are to take it all in. When did you see last a government minister come on telly just after a crisis, without his or her puppet strings? Yes, tell me that. Ages?
What do these fucking politico leeches add to our GDP?
Costs of crime are in GDP..
Morning peeps…
Nick Robinson said many in Labour were more sympathetic to gaza than Israel …..
Public funds are precious? yeah what bout Labour troughers?
Claire Perry = Arselicker General
Tristram’s surname is his own rhyming slang.
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Tristam C”nt…….. Stoke on Trent……….Council run by foreigners, for foreigners, and the most wasteful council in the country! Cheeky, cheeky sod!
True. Trissy is another fake working class hero. He is another Labour drone who knows feck all about life of ordianry people he says he represents. He can feel the poverty but does feck all about it. Then again he is no different from any other politician.
No letter between g and j on my dodgy keyboard. Cannot spell Tristram’s surname. Same problem for that speedy liberal and the ex-Defence Minister. Woe is me. Can anyone ‘elp?
Sent from my Sinclair Spectrum 128k [needs attention].
Is Weeeee Dooogie still piping Emma Reynolds?
Processed peas?
Rice and
Ice and a slice?
Where’s Balls? He’s usually pulling Militwit’s strings.
Claire Perry arselicker general? that conjures up some thoughts
Dull
Cam in dreamland mode again. “Let sunshine have the day” FFS
Morning… enjoy my serious note on PMQ’s today
I congratulate myself for sounding like a serious politician
Indeed an international leader in waiting !
This isn’t PMQs, they could have done this over a Crabbies ginger wine in the bar.
Wee Dougie, Bendy Wendy’s brother. What an effin family.
Looks like a fizzer so far.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’d love to adopt that position.
Ed trying to appear serious and statesmanlike. Rather like Roland Rat trying to be a high court judge.
Neat segueway into some minuitiate detail on the NHS to follow
Well done Beefy.
Best thing Beith has ever said that – should be three lane though.
Julie Hilling, another Labour lovely.
The sort of face you could use to stop a bus.
A face that makes contraception unnecessary.
That only a mother could love.
Universal credit going to be ultrashambles. Wayne & Waynettas to blame though.
On a scale of Privatising Forests to Identity Cards to NHS Computer Systems how big a shambles do you think it is going to be?
I think Gideon’s last budget, Peter. What do you think?
Rosie Cooper, another pig in panties!
Fat cat there…. or a medical problem ?
Cooper looks like she should be wearing a barrell – not making one.
‘Kinell
Rosie Cooper ugh!
Militwit looking bamboozled.
I’m back and serious
blah blah blah….. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah !!
blah blah blah blah …..
Fletcher made a balls-up – Shock Horror!
De Eioen Clarke?
Dr Dr Dr…….. heal thyself .
Screw the President of the Royal College of Optithogigoligthythysts
Militwit banging on about the NHS – look what the tw@ts did to his nose!
Eyesight getting better?
Wunashun anybody?
Why doesn’t Cam just say that public sector employees are lazy useless bastards?
Miliband fails again.
Why pick on dear John ?
A new word Millishambles!!!! walked right into that arse!
Good retort
Why did any Labour bod go for the PCCs job then? Not money surely?
Ed is really quite appallingly bad.
I aspire to being appallingly bad!
i’m do poor i can’t even get moderated on guido
punched and floored
Game set and match to Cameron
Are this lot pissed (again)?
Good stuff from Cameron. Excellent.
People pissed in Glasgow? Never! Talking about stating the bleedin obvious.
Pissed? Booze must be cheap up North ..
It’s the Buckfast.
that s right:
red sky in t’ morning – too much buckfast last might
Couldn’t agree more!!!!
Good punch and judy stuff by Cam.
Who is that leprachaun in the background?
what about Stemcor?
What about it ?
Good point dunstall.
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!!!
Hmmmm sneaky bugger……
Trooon Troooooosers. Ceefax 888 FFS
Shipyard worker should not drink his wages !!
wonga wonga wonga wonga
Och the horny hands of toil
who forgot to brief Cameron about Margaret Hodge’s tax position?
Tom Harris should have been given both barrels between the eyes.
Milton Keynes is a characterless shit heap.
Oh i miss all this. I did so well with the economy. I should really turn up every now and then.
why aye hinnie…
Mary Glindon – another sow in drawers!
Another North eastern retard
Welsh or Geordie?
Geordie….
Green Gov = Envirobollocks
Abused…… has anyone not been abused ?
Rochdale MP – will he mention the religion of piss element? Will he hell!
Has Millitwat had his 6 already ? Me thunks he needs to get some new advisers, the mans being made out to be an idiot !
Typecast.
Take them to the police??? They’re bloody useless.
Too busy cleaning gold clubs…….
golf oops
I thought they were going to mention Hodge then – shite!
HMRC = wet farts chasing low hanging fruit
Ruffley wasnt he the bloke who was going to top himself?
Cutting corp tax for large co.s ONLY – NOT for most businesses – Cam is a lying tosser.
What is he going on about ?
Good Afternoon Grandmaster!
Fire stations MUST have some new gym equipment NOW!!!! The computer games can only entertain them for so long…
Sod women Bishops. Will the r@g heads be made to have women i..m..a..n…s? Doubt it!
Why is the Gen Synod bollocks a news story? Who cares what a load of weirdos do? Tooth Fairy Congress next?
Hear Hear
Congratulations hear hear
plant.
GF, How do I meet the girl on the Road Kill ad?
Bradshaw putting down a marker for openly gay Bishops
Bugger Bradshaw, isn’t he a rainbow man, like the Squeeker?
Wonder where Sallyalley is hiding btw.
Fuck the church & all their freaks – move on – irrelevant.
Hear HEAR
Stuff the EU, EC, EEC…… whatever it is called this week !
Cameron. The State and YOU should have no say in how the Church of England runs itself.
It’s rulebook is Holy Scripture and not the whims of Politicians.
Now butt out and get on fixing the economy.
Is that it?
Bye folks!
Bring back the old chat system please Guido.
Seconded – other FREE software is available GF
Nooooooo! Unless you have loads of memory and a fast processor it frezes the pute.
Only when you put on loads of boring tweets from fence sitters
Andrew Neil’s catchphrase: “What’s the answer to my question? What’s the answer to my question? What’s the answer to my question?”
Straight out of the Paxo Book of Hectoring Invective.
These God botherers dont even know the Gospel game set and match
Omni-shambles.
Just found out it’s from The Reign of Terror 1997-2010
Malcolm Tucker: Oh, well that’s great. That’s fucking great. That’s another fucking thing, right there. Not only you’ve got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school on a fucking sedan chair, you’re also fucking mental! Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omni-shambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know, “From bean to cup, you fuck up.”
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1534321/quotes
Does the PM know that there is a tax avoidance ring within the labour party?
I am constructing a letter to that effect now. It will be in the publlc domain.
I wonder if you asked Cameron or Miliband right this minute, would they remember the name of the dead soldier they said they would never forget?
Soldiers are paid to die?
So despite all of the above, the country’s still bollocksed
I am legend!
You are a bellend
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/bishop-to-gsv3-checkmate.html
When you,re finished, tidy your bedroom, its school in the morning.
Ref Miliband who quoted from someone saying cataract operations fell last year. With money tight (something Miliband and co STILL don’t get) it may be true that PCT’s (which the tories are abolishing) are rationing cataract operations. Does it not follow that under Miliband’s plan (no more new money for the NHS) that there would have to be rationing of some services or treatments under their plans. He cites the cost of the top down re-organisation. Didn’t Labour spend even more on a NHS computer system that did not work. What about the debacle of centralised Fire Service Control rooms ! Talk about wasting money. The trouble with the Labour party (and this is why I fell out with them big time) is they want it both ways. Time to prune that money tree at the bottom of the garden Ed. Great fruit harvest this year from the money tree. Trouble is it gave him and Balls Euros and not Pounds ! Anyone seen that classic 1970′s film ‘Spend, Spend’ Spend’ recently ? Story of a Yorkshire woman who won the pools and…..well you know the rest !