November 21st, 2012

Loony Labour MP’s Echoes of Galloway

The sheer idiocy of some of those who inexplicably manage to find themselves sat in the Commons never ceases to amaze Guido. Step forward Labour MP Yasmin Qureshi, who took to twitter yesterday to air her views on the Israel-Palestine conflict:

Apparently those Iranian made 21-foot long Fajr-5 rockets, which carry 90kg of explosives and can be fired from up to 75 kilometres, have been put together by some amateur in a Gaza back yard. Crazy Qureshi then went on to tweet a link to Stalinist Hamas apologist Seamus Milne’s pathetic piece today about how he wants “a change in the balance of forces on the ground”. Qureshi is the MP for Bolton South East. Gorgeous George would be proud…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    So what is the Iranian version of “Blue Peter” then?



    • 9
      Gordon Brown says:

      I am in hiding


      • 23
        Gordon Brown also says:

        It started in America


        • 94
          hypo-fucking-crite says:

          Presumably Yasmin Qureshi would like to see the “freedom” that women experience under Hamas extending to women in Isreal


          • Thomas says:

            The Palestinian rockets are pretty useless.

            You only have to look at the death toll.

            Israel has better/smarter armaments.

            The people of Gaza are not mourning their dead.
            It is a pretty shameful thing when you have beaten a population into that state.

            This has gone beyond “backs to the wall”


          • Anonymous says:

            ppl do feel beaten.
            they are being beaten.
            accept your lot.


          • HenryV says:

            Just as in Boltonistan…….


          • FN says:

            Do you have evidence about Palestinian women being oppressed in Gaza or are these some words you just plucked out of the dank recess of your mind. I assume you don’t believe being bombed 1500 times in 8 days is in any way oppressive.


          • Inspector Knacker says:

            Isn’t this numpty aware that she is publicly supporting a proscribed terror organisation? Police, anyone?


          • Loftus Road says:

            Did someone mention the Hamas charter? Interesting document which kind of tells you what this delightful bunch stand for.


          • Anonymous says:

            They voted to elect Hamas as their government. This is what they wanted so don’t feel sorry for them.


          • Mordechai Vanunu says:

            Hamas Charter? No worse than the Tal-mud


    • 10
      Red Egg Millitit..... says:

      A simple slip, dropping her veil of hypocrisy…….. silly girl !!


    • 13
      Kimab says:

      These Labour guys and girls need to stop being so prejudiced


      • 76
        Anonymous says:

        it is the emotional bias.
        kinda all becoming apparent. it is even clearer when the fog of wishful thinking goes.


    • 65
      Down the road from Ammanford says:

      What? IS has got huge fecking bombs, nuclear fecking ones. Maybe that is what she was pointing out. Gz, relatively, has just peashootahs, for gawd sakes!


      • 69
        glanaman says:

        Did not realise we had rag heads living nr ammanford


      • 72
        Plato says:

        They have got bigger bombs but aren’t using them. I don’t suppose the victims on either side care how the rocket that killed them was made.


      • 77
        Socialist Loon says:

        Absolutely comrade, IDF missiles kill people, Hamas missiles on the other hand, just sting a bit.


        • 122
          Detest political muggers says:

          According to many lefties Hamas = nice people who never threw opponents of high rise roofs before the election and who for months have been sat tapping away at old baked bean tins and mixing black powder from discarded fireworks to make rockets and launching them against Israel, whilst Israel who suffered many rocket hits from Gaza launched Iranian made rockets for many months are the ones who are nasty.
          Hamas are just one part of the Iranian military, Hezbollah is another and I hope the IDF dish out serious hurt to Hamas and their evil ways.


          • It needs to be said says:

            Hamas thugs destroyed a childrens water park on the Gaza coast just coz boys & girls were having fun. Hamas thugs regularly threaten other Palestinians. Six fellow citizens were violently murdered yesterday. Five Egyptian soldiers were killed in the Sinai by their Salafist allies. But then Mein Kampf is required reading material for all militants.

            Wasn’t former Labour Minister Sir Oswald Mosley a Guardian reader too?


          • A psychiatrist says:

            Another sicko racist droog


      • 82
        Anonymous says:

        They ELECTED Hamas as their government!


        • 138
          Democracy says:

          yes they did vote in Hamas. Thereby showing the world that they want Israel removed from the Earth. Just because Hamas was elected by Israeli hating throwbacks they needn’t expect to be recognised by the very target of their hatred.


          • Anonymous says:

            They voted Hamas because the Islamists aren’t tainted by corruption to the same extent that the alternative, Fatah, are. They might be poor and badly educated but they aren’t stupid. The majority of Palestinians support peace just as the majority of Israeli’s do, it just serves the interests of hardliners on both sides to beat the war drums.


        • 162
          Hank the Cat says:

          Wasn’t former Labour Minister Sir Oswald Mosley a Guardian reader too?

          All his blackshirts were recruited from labours core voters the working class of the east end


        • 208
          Anonymous says:

          To quote “They voted for Hamas and are not stupid because Hamas are not tainted by corruption to the same extent as Fatah are”. What a joke.


        • 209
          Anonymous says:

          Not all Brits, just the Labour losers.


    • 102
      A Bearded Loon says:

      I have issued a fatwa condemning this Qureshi woman for exposing herself in public (as a chump).


  2. 2
    Shimonus says:

    Maybe ignorant, but what does Israel think of its obligations


    • 211
      Anonymous says:

      And the people of Gaza are intellectually superior, of course. That’s why they are still living in the dark ages.


  3. 3
    The Libor party says:

    Another left wing loonie publishes their received wisdom…..


  4. 4
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Labour’s attitude towards Muslim voters was condemned by….Labour.

    Labour ‘too reliant’ on community leaders for minority ethnic votes
    Tony Blair’s former race adviser, Faz Hakim, urges the party to regain the trust of ideological, younger generation


  5. 5
    Rat's arse says:

    I just give up on trying to understand Labour 8illy. They are utter nutters.

    Hope you’re well. :)


  6. 7
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hamas proxies for Iran.

    Are the Iranians thinking of exchanging missiles with the IDF?

    Getting Hamas to test the defences without being implicated in today’s fight.


  7. 8
    smoggie says:

    Hamas launch their rockets from milk bottles. FACT


  8. 12
    Anon says:

    Q. Is this ZanuLielabor MP fully sponsored by Al-Beeb to pontificate

    such biased dross ??


  9. 14
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Steady on there…. it is their ‘ooman right ‘cos it is cultural !!


  10. 14
    Mr Ahmadinejad says:

    At that point when its sweet and not bitter/nasty-salty, swallowing isn’t a job, its a pleasure.


    • 20
      Selohesra says:

      I have explained this on frequent occaisions to Mrs S but for some reason she does not believe me


    • 28
      Q says:

      Hello 81lly


      • 90
        Anonymous says:

        everyone has a willy.


        • 111
          Anonymous says:

          is the size of the willy directly proportional to one’s ego?

          mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most accurate one of them all.
          we need to stop mirroring. and just be us.

          or even just the two of us.
          us and society.
          what is good for us?
          what is for the social good?
          work for both. identifying your needs with that of society’s. it’s time.


  11. 17
    Roscoe Rules says:

    It’s not size that matters Yasmin,it’s what you do with it.


    • 80
      Alibi B says:

      Another bloody Yasmin. Do they get complete and utter unadulterated stupidity built in when their parents give them that name? Plus just where does she come from? Not a local surname is it.


  12. 18
    Hank the Cat says:

    Had to be human rights lawyer, so a trougher.

    The human rights lawyer turned Labour politician was stopped by police for using a mobile phone while driving. To add to her humiliation, it was found that she had no motor insurance.


  13. 21
    New Town Toff says:

    Still, the people of Bolton voted in sufficient numbers for his harridan to get here elected. Either the “traditional” voters have lost their marbles or this is another example of the power of the ethnic minority-appeasing scam known as the postal ballot.


  14. 22
    Jimmy says:

    They’re still trailing by about 150. They have it all to do in the second leg.


  15. 24
    Tom Watson MP says:

    I shall have to make a statement in the House about this.


    • 34
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Here’s a statement for you to make, Fat Bastard– “Will the Prime Minister confirm that the only usefulness the Honourable Member for West Bromwich East has in this House is to provide hot air in the chamber during the wintertime?”


  16. 25
    Werner von Braun. says:

    I’m building a 21 foot long Fajr-5 missile in my garden shed.

    It can be done!


  17. 26
    Standard Fireworks says:

    We can confirm that Hamas have ordered 12,000 Selection boxes of various rockets and paraphernalia. They have also received Roman Candles for use as tracer flares.


    • 136
      Dave can Fix it says:

      Thats all very well and good. But I will put my foot down and
      force them to listen by the threat of our use of Sparklers .


  18. 27
    The video Geedo doesn't want you to see says:

    Now watch this vanish!


  19. 31
    Quaesitum ad fontem solos deducere verpos says:


  20. 32
    Bob Fleming says:

    Yasmin Qureshi – good Lancashire name.. Thick as shit and no surprise who’s side she’s on


  21. 35
    bluerobbo69 says:

    So Glad you have followed up this story! This Doris is Barking!


  22. 37
    I wish nothing but a long slow painful death to all politicians says:

    Would you expect anything else from a muslim or even a labour party member ?
    always trying to defend the indefensible


    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      Her god obviously doesn’t like her – female and a labour party supporter – how much worse could it get?


  23. 38
    Anonymous says:

    It’s actually quite reassuring to know the Loony left is still going strong. It give us more ‘ammunition’ (couldn’t resist) to hit them with!!!


  24. 40
    Winnie the Pooh says:

    Child rapists are human too.They should be able to vote!


  25. 41
    Yasmin Qureshi MP says:

    .Sorry Gweed0 but I’m calling you out on this one. Anyone can clearly see that the Fajr-5 missile is a Biro.

    I rest my case.


  26. 43
    KIDDIE FIDDLERS ARE US of Westminster says:

    On PMQ’s it was mentioned that Big Cyril smith may have been fiddling with children in Cock-Rochdale !

    What is it with these dead blokes and children , did they not kiddiefiddle when they were alive


  27. 46
    Praise do says:

    Is*ael/Palestine – two sides killing each other over differing fairytales.

    N Ireland – two sides killing each other over differing fairytales.

    India/P*kistan – two sides killing each other over differing fairytales.


    • 59
      Dead Sea going ons says:

      IS is a bunch of plonkers. Can’t stand the country. How long does it take for them to learn diplomacy? They are a bunch of freaks, and they can stuff their oranges up their own ka boots.


    • 61
      Let's nuke them and have done with it. says:

      Actually, in Northern Ireland it’s two sides killing each other over the same fairy tale.

      Two groups of Christians, killing each other’s children to win Jesus’s love.


    • 145
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

      Tory Party -two sides killing each other over fairies.


    • 192
      When oirish ayes are smilin' says:

      I thought Ireland was two sides arguing over whether to give themselves to a foreign country or stay with the one they already have. Differing religious interpretations seem not to have much to do with where they live.


  28. 53
    Sheik Ooop North says:

    How come Bolt On has got an Arabess MP?


  29. 54
    Med lovely waters says:

    We know who here is US and we know here who is local, don’t we?


  30. 56
    Time warp at sky says:


    Sky news are broadcasting a “live” report from Parliament square and Big Ben says the time is 25 past one but my pute says it is 13:58


    • 194
      When oirish ayes are smilin' says:

      That is 13.58 yesterday. Sky have perfected the art of time-travel. Bringing you tomorrow’s news today.


  31. 63
    The state and the Church says:

    Someone should tell Cameron that the church of England is run by the Queen and not lousey politicians and their rule book is Scripture and not the political whimsey of the day.

    And if he really wants women Bishops then why isn’t he calling for women Mullahs?


  32. 64
    Westminster Gossip says:

    Every right minded person wants peace in the Middle East but, one party cannot make peace on their own. Both parties have to come to the table willing to do business with the other. Hamas has made clear it will not recognise Israel let alone come to lasting peace terms.

    While I condemn violence from all Israel must be held to account for its breaches of UN Resolutions otherwise the hatred underpinning this and many conflicts cannot be truly addressed.


    • 93
      Alibi B says:

      If somebody was lobbing rockets into your back garden, would you go round and invite them to come for tea or give them a black eye?


      • 186
        Pepper Pot says:

        ‘Zioloons’ is an interesting turn of phrase. What are the followers of the ‘religion of peace’ called then? Mmm can’t think of anything other than medieval women / gay / Christian / Hindu etc etc hating fascists who bring light and freedom to all.


    • 104
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      “Every right minded person”

      Instant fail.


    • 108
      glanaman says:



  33. 66
    Empty Ed Milliband says:

    I have asked my whips to exclude this lady from the Party

    She is clearly not on my side of the fence in this war

    I am on Bibi’s side, naturally…

    But I remain completely objective, of course


    • 68
      Historian of our times says:

      As a co-conspirator said so elegantly this morning Eddy

      “From bean to cup, you fuck up”


  34. 67
    Just saying says:

    Any credible info on quantity/completeness?

    I appreciate we might be only 45 minutes away from that sexed up baby on the right landing.


  35. 70
    A Failure for an MP says:


    • 89
      Mild Mannered Clarke Kent says:

      Well it isn’t bloody led in Hackney anyway.

      If they elect a useless c*nt like fatty abbott what do you expect.

      Abbott = Waste of skin


    • 157
      Crocodile Tears says:

      Hackney has the highest % of JSA claimants UK at 26%.

      And yet your party’s policy is to let in even more immigrants when there’s mass unemployment in places like Hackney.

      I guess for Labour importing a new electorate is a lot more important than getting the current unemployed back to work.


    • 160
      Brian Butterworth says:

      So what does she plan to do about it? I mean it’s happening in her own constituency. I grew up in Hackney and the local council were always boasting about being ‘Britain’s Poorest Borough’ that was their official slogan in the 1980s. Everything was always the fault of the Tories, everything.


  36. 73
    Historian of our times says:

    is yasmin going to start an Arab-I s r a e l i Wa


    • 75
      Historian of our times says:

      Is Yasmin going to start an Arab Is r a e l i War within the Labour Party?

      I think I know who will win

      But where will the battle take place please?

      On Barrow Boy Bercow’s lawn?


  37. 74
    Who can forget this hilarity? says:


  38. 78
    Yasmin Qureshi MP says:

    I’m so depressed by all the nasty and hateful comments I’m getting from people on this site I”m thinking of jumping off Westminster Pier


  39. 81
    The savant7 says:

    Are qereshi s diagrams really. Missiles ??

    Looks to more like a collection of vibrators .

    A word in yr shell like dearie .

    DON. T try the Fajir 5 there s a good girl

    (Don t say. Uncle didn t warn you ….)


  40. 83
    Friends of Hamas says:

    Allah Akbar and pass the ammunition.


    • 127
      Anonymous says:

      and let’s kill and drag a few spies by their feet behind our motorbikes – that’ll show the world how peaceful our religion is!


  41. 95
    Sir William W says:

    Just imagine, please, that Israel was not Israel, but an Arab State – al-Jumhuriya al-Filastin, say. Then imagine that it has some long-running, bloody feud with its neighbours arising out of some remark possibly made by the Sixth Imam. Would the British left be so keen to take sides? I don’t think so. That ancient, crazy, ineradicable prejudice lurks only millietres under the surface.


    • 120
      The times they are a changing says:

      Do you really think we have a choice, we are in hoc to one side and the other, they shout and we say how high.


  42. 100
    Imagine this fucker on top of you says:

    He skipped lunch in favour of children.


  43. 101
    dunstall says:

    Harmless Hamas rockets? tell that to the families of the three Israelis killed by these harmless munitions,theres only one way to deal with Islamist terrorists follow the Indian line hang them as the Indians did today in Pune with the surviving terrorist on the attack in Mumbai ,if only we had the balls,Qureshi is just a mouthpiece for these Islamist nutters who would have Britain as a Caliphate under Sharia law,given the projected demographics over the next thity years it may well happpen,fortunately i will be dead


    • 121
      Anonymous says:

      Hopefully me too – I don’t fancy living in a nursing home.


    • 180
      Anonymous says:

      how do you know when you will die?


    • 196
      Sean O'gogue says:

      Schmuck, FACT is also that thousand of Palestinians live and work very happily and freely in Israel and have done so for decades. So why can’t their brethren in Gaza take the hint? Methinks you are the schmuck round here.


  44. 103
    Bolton Al Voter says:

    Miss Quasri very good MP. she gets my postal vote, all twenty of them. Since he’s died my father’s still voted for her too.


  45. 105
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “They discuss Mr Miliband’s 2011 conference speech on “predatory capitalism”, which was mauled by the press, and which led to an uncomfortable aftermath, in which neither the Labour leader himself, nor his shadow cabinet seemed able to explain precisely which companies were predators and which were not.
    Lord Wood admitted that he and Mr Miliband were expecting a negative reaction, recounting: “After the speech was given I and a few other colleagues went around conference talking to delegates and journalists to gauge the reaction.
    “That night we came back to Ed’s room about 11.30, sat down to debrief him on the reaction and my Blackberry has as its screensaver a Jethro Tull album cover called Thick As A Brick, which is in the form of a newspaper cover with a mock headline Thick As a Brick.
    “When I put my Blackberry down, Ed picked up and said, ‘Oh my god, is that the headline tomorrow?’ And so for a few seconds he thought that the press had not been even politely critical, but deeply critical of it!


  46. 107
    Wally Wombat says:

    She probably grew up under the Taliban and did not receive any education. Pity her.


  47. 110
    Vote Early & Vote Often in Bolton says:

    Dr Goebbels would be proud. Tell a lie often enough….

    Given her constituency though I can understand it. She wont want to give up the Parliamentary trough even though she spouts vile leftie shite.


  48. 114
    Michael Parkinson says:

    If you’re over-50, it’s possible to obtain insurance against a rocket attack.


  49. 126
    The times they are a changing says:

    Don’t save the jpg of the pen rockets and enlarge them to see what the markings are, you may land on the moon.


  50. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Quareshi ALMOST as unbalanced as Guido, !


  51. 131
    albacore says:

    Blinkered Tories – don’t she talk through her hat?
    The whole cartload must be blind as a bat
    How else could they have got shackled with Dave –
    Out playing horsey at some blue-rinse rave?


  52. 132
    Mr Ahmadinejad says:

    My wife opened the fridge this morning and said, “Dave, where have the eggs gone?”

    “I gave them to our new Muslim neighbour last night,” I replied, “I wanted him to know how welcome he was.”

    “All twenty four of them?” she asked.

    I said, “Yeah, take a look at his windows.”


  53. 133
    Pitchfork. says:

    Time for a spot of F G M on the bitch and tell her to be a good muslim woman and shut the f up.


  54. 141
    • 155
      The BBC employs a man called Jihad says:

      The BBC has all the real facts, what they lack is the moral centre to show the public just what savages Israel is dealing with. If the public was shown clearly what kind of cowardly savages the hamas gangsters really are the public would be 100% behind Israel. The BBC have come a long way from Auntie to fanatical supporter of child abusing women abusing cowardly savages.


  55. 146
    The enemy of my enemy is also a hunt says:

    Sick to death of hearing about the middle fcuking east. The desert people are nothing but bad news for native Europeans, full stop.

    And before some cretin drones on about Israel being the front line against ‘Islamism’, if you live in sh1tholes like Bradford, Luton, Oldham the front line is outside your f-ing door.


  56. 153
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Yasmin, how does hamas afford the iranian rockets? Iran must give the rockets to hamas, on the condition that hamas use them. What would be the point otherwise?
    You really need to understand the hamas and iranian agendas. That’s your starting point.
    You really need to do better, mind you you are labour, enough said.


    • 177
      Anonymous says:

      the whole region is fecked…too much testestorone.

      this country could do with a little of the male energy of the mideast. though not the kiddie fiddlin type.


  57. 156
    green ink says:

    uninformed bandwagon whining from someone whose grasp of the issues is clearly lacking


  58. 158
    MB. says:

    Presumably the IDF will be using the last hour before the ceasefire to kill some more women and children. It must be intentional because we are told that all their bombs and shells are targeted with pinpoint accuracy.


  59. 159
    Blairite says:

    Everyone needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Until the head of the Iranian regime is cut off you will NEVER have peace in the middle east. The same Iranian regime that owns and runs Press TV (Editorial control in Tehran, Ofcom proved this). Does Gorgeous George still work for this outfit ?


  60. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Better than the sheer lunacy of some people’s see no evil hear no evil, you both just seem as bad as each other, no wonder the innocent suffer when both sides come up with exaggerated propaganda all the time.


  61. 167
    keredybretsa says:

    Iran will continue to train Palestinian militia. Many of these young men change from Sunni to Shiite moslems, making problems when returning to Sunni Gaza. So there is plenty of in-fighting going on with plenty of ‘friendly fire and friendly rocket victims’.


  62. 174
    David B says:

    And that is the quality of a back hence MP? No further comment required


  63. 179
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Ignorant, lying bitch . . .


  64. 183
    None of our f-ing business says:

    I’m as concerned about Palestinians and 4x2s as they are about r@ped English girls in Rochdale.


  65. 187
    Blairite says:

    Kaufman was shameful in the commons yesterday. Tried to make a link between what butcher Assad is doing in Syria with what Netanyahu has done in Gaza this week. There’s no fng comparison Kaufman. There is real evil in the middle east in the form of Hamas, Hezbollah, Syria and the daddy of them all is Iran. The scum that run these organisations and governments need eradicating.


  66. 188
    LL says:

    “Israeli is pounding gaza with thousands of missiles which are lethal”

    It is always wonderful to pick idiotic lefties by their own words.

    “Thousands of missiles”
    Hmm this “thousands” make 170 deaths of which around 120 were Hamas/Jihad

    That is the absolute epitome of restraint and precision…

    Btw the Palestinians in this operation killed more Palestinians than killed Israelis. 6 spies more a undetermined number due to own rockets falling in Gaza.

    Of course because Israelis care for their own while Palestinians use own people and journalists as shields.


  67. 189
    I am not alan yentob says:

    Could it be that this person with a foreign sounding, not to mention arabic, name, may not be entirely without bias?

    If you let Moz into your country, this is the sort of shit you get.


  68. 191
    Camel Dodger says:

    Well dearie, if they’ve only got useless, home-made rockets it was a bloody stupid idea to fire them over the fence wasn’t it ?

    Obviously we’re supposed to feel sorry for the Pallies when they bite off more than they can chew. Well nuts to that.


  69. 201
    GeoffM says:

    The fundamental mistake that all our politicians, journalists, and liberals in general, make is to believe ANYTHING a muslim says.


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