November 20th, 2012

Quote of the Day

Paul Mason is shortlisted for the Bad Sex Award

“She breathed hot into his neck and he plunged three rough fingers down the front of her jeans, making her squeak. She had never tried wu-wei in this situation before and Khünbish, hairy and slightly paunchy, she noticed now that he had his shirt off, was generating slightly more karmic energy than she had anticipated.”


28 Comments

  1. 1
    Parky says:

    I’ve got a semi-on

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  2. 2
    Attila the Huhne says:

    BBC journos triumph again.

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  3. 3
    PJH says:

    “…and he plunged three rough fingers down the front of her jeans…”

    Isn’t that what Andrew Marr was photographed doing the other month?

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  4. 4
    Big Momma says:

    British Socialists have never been good at sex.
    Having babies they do but it still mystifies them.

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  5. 5
    Sue Brown says:

    Fuck him up the arse until he is brain dead

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  6. 6
    Jim'll fiddel it says:

    So that is what happened the last time Jimmy visited the Brownies.

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  7. 7
    BBC vultures picking on a dead corpse says:

    Is that Newsshite journalism.

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  8. 9
    Helen Keller's Dating Agency says:

    Mason is an ugly fudd.

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  9. 10
    Benny Hill says:

    As we lay in bed last night, I softly said to my somewhat-hard-of-hearing wife, “Do you want to go to sleep– or ‘What’?”
    And she replied, “What?”

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  10. 11
    Nancy only on a Friday says:

    I hope she was over the age of consent when she was squeaking.

    Why is Jimmy Savile not shortlisted?

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  11. 12
    Brown Mong says:

    I would love to give Mason a blow job.

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    • 21
      Glyn H says:

      2/3rds of the British press gave the Blair/Brown administration a metaphorical blow job from 1994/7 until 2008 and some, like Mary Ridell and Polytwaddle still think he will come again!

      Meanwhile the rest of us suffer; including having the likes of Clegg and Cable in HMG!

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  12. 13
    Woo hoo sauce says:

    Was this after the romantic dinner? After he served her up a dish of tripe?

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  13. 14
    Timon says:

    Fucking rubbish.

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  14. 16
    Blowing Whistles says:

    All Masons are pathetic, lilly-livered, fork-tongued, two-faced, lying, duplicitous, 5hit for brains pieces of the lowest form of life – scum.

    I likes my adjectives – wish the Daily Mail would allow me to write a piece in its “FREE PRESS” to COUNTER-BALANCE the complete rhetorical bull5hit that Mad Mel the self opinionated commentator writes every Monday – but hey I’ve tried and with it ‘toned down’ as well – but the Daily ConradMail ain’t havin it. Probably ‘cos they just couldn’t take the hard truth being actually published eh?

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    • 19
      Daily Fail says:

      They are the ones who keep
      banging on about Levenson
      suppressing the free press and
      various democratic
      viewpoints, when the Daily
      Fail itself suppresses opinions
      that differ from its own.
      Hypocrites.

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      • 20
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Do excuse me but – and sorry about the shouting – “WE DO NOT HAVE A FREE PRESS” – It is one greatest big fat fucking living lies that has been sold to the majority of the bRitish public for decades.

        We DID HAVE a free press UNTIL ABOUT 1921 [CP Scott] – but thereafter certain Press Moguls – became so power crazed about this [1920's] press thingy such that they lost all moral proportion. They [themselves] fulfilled in the ensuing decades the saying “Power corrupts – but absolute power corrupts absolutely”.

        Consider – that the Media moguls are railing out against people [the not high profile like wot they are!!!] ‘speaking out’ so many truths on the net’ and you might just twig something?

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  15. 17
    Papa Mong is a bore says:

    Give it a rest. It will fall off.

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  16. 18
    Daily Fail says:

    They are the ones who keep banging on about Levenson suppressing the free press and various democratic viewpoints, when the Daily Fail itself suppresses opinions that differ from its own. Hypocrites.

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  17. 22
    George But Dim says:

    So that is what Kirsty Squawk and Paxo have been doing of an evening while off the Newsshite team.

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  18. 23
    Tom Watson says:

    Bet he only gets to wank in real life like me

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  19. 24
    Scrounging Fudds Allowed says:

    The money grubbing wank fest that is the ‘free’ press is a joke. The press decide the agenda on just about everything. We just have to buy it. They dictate what celebrity junk to watch and read with cokehead journos slagging off cokehead celebs. The press set the political agenda and we go along with it. They control and manipulate the police and other governmental bodies for their own ends. We are endlessly brain washed with their promotional tripe. They promote a shameless culture while slagging it off. The journalists shamelessly brand us with their substandard brainwashing politically motivated junk journalism thinking we are far too dumb to see through it or incapable of thinking for ourselves.

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  20. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Labour party is dead what with all its toxic old boys ‘n gals baggage – still hanging around and still pretending that certain things never happened … oh and while I am about it some balance

    The Tory party has its toxic old boys ‘n gals still present too.

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  21. 26
    Bread & Butter politics says:

    O/T. The electorate wants Bread & Butter politics and if they can have a bit of jam on it.

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/21/poll-voters-labour-spending-plans?cat=politics&type=article

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  22. 27
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Squirt or two of WD40 should sort her out.

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  23. 28
    Sweeney, The says:

    Three fingers? Sounds exotic, almost alien as most of us have 4 fucking fingers!!

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