Paul Mason is shortlisted for the Bad Sex Award…
“She breathed hot into his neck and he plunged three rough fingers down the front of her jeans, making her squeak. She had never tried wu-wei in this situation before and Khünbish, hairy and slightly paunchy, she noticed now that he had his shirt off, was generating slightly more karmic energy than she had anticipated.”
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
I’ve got a semi-on
I’m swallowing a Sémillon.
BBC journos triumph again.
“…and he plunged three rough fingers down the front of her jeans…”
Isn’t that what Andrew Marr was photographed doing the other month?
British Socialists have never been good at sex.
Having babies they do but it still mystifies them.
Fuck him up the arse until he is brain dead
So that is what happened the last time Jimmy visited the Brownies.
Is that Newsshite journalism.
Mason is an ugly fudd.
As we lay in bed last night, I softly said to my somewhat-hard-of-hearing wife, “Do you want to go to sleep– or ‘What’?”
And she replied, “What?”
“What” is the name of the man on second; “Who’s” on first.
I hope she was over the age of consent when she was squeaking.
Why is Jimmy Savile not shortlisted?
I would love to give Mason a blow job.
2/3rds of the British press gave the Blair/Brown administration a metaphorical blow job from 1994/7 until 2008 and some, like Mary Ridell and Polytwaddle still think he will come again!
Meanwhile the rest of us suffer; including having the likes of Clegg and Cable in HMG!
Was this after the romantic dinner? After he served her up a dish of tripe?
Fucking rubbish.
All Masons are pathetic, lilly-livered, fork-tongued, two-faced, lying, duplicitous, 5hit for brains pieces of the lowest form of life – scum.
I likes my adjectives – wish the Daily Mail would allow me to write a piece in its “FREE PRESS” to COUNTER-BALANCE the complete rhetorical bull5hit that Mad Mel the self opinionated commentator writes every Monday – but hey I’ve tried and with it ‘toned down’ as well – but the Daily ConradMail ain’t havin it. Probably ‘cos they just couldn’t take the hard truth being actually published eh?
They are the ones who keep
banging on about Levenson
suppressing the free press and
various democratic
viewpoints, when the Daily
Fail itself suppresses opinions
that differ from its own.
Hypocrites.
Do excuse me but – and sorry about the shouting – “WE DO NOT HAVE A FREE PRESS” – It is one greatest big fat fucking living lies that has been sold to the majority of the bRitish public for decades.
We DID HAVE a free press UNTIL ABOUT 1921 [CP Scott] – but thereafter certain Press Moguls – became so power crazed about this [1920's] press thingy such that they lost all moral proportion. They [themselves] fulfilled in the ensuing decades the saying “Power corrupts – but absolute power corrupts absolutely”.
Consider – that the Media moguls are railing out against people [the not high profile like wot they are!!!] ‘speaking out’ so many truths on the net’ and you might just twig something?
Give it a rest. It will fall off.
They are the ones who keep banging on about Levenson suppressing the free press and various democratic viewpoints, when the Daily Fail itself suppresses opinions that differ from its own. Hypocrites.
So that is what Kirsty Squawk and Paxo have been doing of an evening while off the Newsshite team.
Bet he only gets to wank in real life like me
The money grubbing wank fest that is the ‘free’ press is a joke. The press decide the agenda on just about everything. We just have to buy it. They dictate what celebrity junk to watch and read with cokehead journos slagging off cokehead celebs. The press set the political agenda and we go along with it. They control and manipulate the police and other governmental bodies for their own ends. We are endlessly brain washed with their promotional tripe. They promote a shameless culture while slagging it off. The journalists shamelessly brand us with their substandard brainwashing politically motivated junk journalism thinking we are far too dumb to see through it or incapable of thinking for ourselves.
The Labour party is dead what with all its toxic old boys ‘n gals baggage – still hanging around and still pretending that certain things never happened … oh and while I am about it some balance
The Tory party has its toxic old boys ‘n gals still present too.
O/T. The electorate wants Bread & Butter politics and if they can have a bit of jam on it.
http://m.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/21/poll-voters-labour-spending-plans?cat=politics&type=article
Squirt or two of WD40 should sort her out.
Three fingers? Sounds exotic, almost alien as most of us have 4 fucking fingers!!