More Charges For Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks

Another day and another charge for the PM’s old chums. Andy Coulson and Clive Goodman have been charged over allegations relating to paying Royal contacts for the Palace phone book, while Rebekah Brooks & ex-Sun chief reporter John Kay have been charged over accusations that they paid MOD official Bettina Jordan Barber £100k for stories. Awkward…















I’ve never met Rebekah or Andy. LOL. xxx
Will no one think of the arse bandits and their nuptuals?
The British Army employs someone called ‘Bettina’? Fucking country’s double fucked.
Next they’ll have a poof from PR at no.10.
How dare you!
And my beard, Juthtine, thayth I’m going to be PM nextht! Thee thayth that I thould be called Earl Militwat, becauth I weally am a foreign Count. (I think that’th what thee thouted at me anyway!)
String them up, on my crossroads, and let them fester.
is Sir Jimmy Savile still listed?
This is getting stupid now. Reporter pays for story. If that now becomes a crime our prisons will be over flowing.
‘cept me, mate. watch it!
No it’s ok it’s only the Murdoch Journos who will get prosecuted for this. We’re tickety Boo
“This is getting stupid now. Reporter pays for story. – … crime …”
Not quite that simple. Not a crime if the recipient of the payment is a member of the general public. However, if they are a public servant they commit a crime firstly by the unauthorised passing on of sensitive information and secondly by accepting payment for their actions. The reporter commits a crime for inducing the public servant to carry out illegal acts.
Has piss organ been charged too ?
good day to sneak off to Northern Ireland
All took place under ‘Godfather’ Bliar and Gordon who was chasing Rupe and Rebeccca round varoius kitchens trying to intgratiate himself (something that GF says LJL didn’t get round to investigate (on the recommendations of his (now exposed) advisers?)).
Mirror Group have apparently declined to set up an inquiry and investigate allegations of their wrong doing in the way NI have. I wonder why.
Does LOL in this instance sctand for
LOTS OF LAGS ??
Mr Camoron Sir my 18 year old daughter asked me which exams to take I told her to txt you instead is that OK? she has big er hair and will do the time for you mate
I have plausible deniability.
James Murdock told me that there was no crime within Newscorp
So did Rebekah and so did my old Eton friend Charlie…
I believed them…
Tony Blair is godfather to one of Murdoch’s daughters.
Yes indeedee
blair loves chinese.
here to stay.
Time for Coulson and Co. to start looking all depressed and sad or as it is popularly known – The Margaret Moran Defence.
My ‘get out of jail’ card was better. And in gratitude to the doctors, I shall be leaving my body to medical science so that my miraculous recovery from incurable Alzheimer’s Disease can be understood.
20 years after being ‘diagnosed’ and released, I’m still going strong.
Getting out of jail? I even make Abdelbaset al-Megrahi look like a fucking amateur.
Arthur guinness is. Very. Very. Good for you !!!
is savant code for servant?
Do you think it is time I spilt all the beans Dave ?
LOL
Rabekah
PS It might bring down the whole Mafia but I could get a reduced sentence…
Quite right SB – we wouldn’t want to give the defence a chance to say that they can’t get a fair trial due to prejudicial comments would we?
Fuck off fatboy.
I told you before about spilling your guts Bob.
I hope there is no horsing around!
Do you EVER have anything interesting to say?
“they paid MOD official Bettina Jordan Barber
paid£100k “If you employ someone with a name like Bettina Jordan Barber, you’re asking for trouble.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20344121
Jordan Nike McAteer
Was he not the sunderland midfielder who was caught wearing joe jordan s. trainers. And got wacked by the big man for his pains ???
I went to school with Jordan and Barber – they were both decent types. Never met Bettina, though. Still, it will all come out in the wash, eh?
Which wash is that then ??
Ohh.. You mean the slush fund .
They both deserve a second chance,or even a third or fourth chance.
Coulson has had his courtesy of the Prime Minister.
Is it true none of this will come to trial until next September?
They just need to hire a rent-a-shrink to tell the court they’re manic depressives. Worked for me. Woop woop!
With over three million people without work I find this revelation shocking .
Even if there is no money in the Treasury surely we could get some public spirited unemployed people to work pro bono to arrange a speedy and quick trial for these people .
I ll. do it.
I used to watch crown court as a lad …..
And i ve also seen at least one. Episode of both kavanagh and judge deed ….
Now that Sally has gone…Borisido Boriswkes has lost 20% of his thread material…Careful what you wish for.
we are going to need some one to educate and train us in adulthood come 2020.
who will the public throw forward?
….its slowly getting closer to Dave and Tory HQ.
I’m getting very excited.
Chortle
We never were clowth to the Murdoch empire during our entire 13 “Gloriana” yearth in power, we had NO IDEA that thith wath all going on on our watch, thow there can be no dirt on uth!
Current Bun Nation! (Sponsored by NewsCorp)
Taking bets on which prison they’ll be going to.
I can recommend a nice one.
And me
And me
Not me
Charles
You wers soooooo wish to destrpy the files and impose the Deeeee Notice
Margaret. Moral. anne says
Certainly not me. They re. coming to. Take me away. Ha haaa…
Could you post a link to the Guido thread from 2009 in which Borisido Boriswkes stated that NOTHING would happen regarding NoW and hacking
Poppycock
shortcock.
Yes?
Don t be so lazy boris
Go and pop your own cock …
This is the third series of charges against Rebekah Brooks
She is now facing more than 20 years in jail
Like Coulson
And our Dave carries on as Prime Minister as if nothing is happening…
The Stout Party has clearly collapsed
No one drinks the stuff now.
Died out with Ena Sharples
Did you mean a Party 7? I would think you’d be close to collapse if you drank a whole on, dear.
I liked that Ena Sharples, though. You know. Granddad used to say he wouldn’t poke her with his welding rod. Bless.
Stout, as in Milk Stout
Isn’t Guiness stout
We were totally unaware that there was generalised crime being committed in our organisation
It was all covered up…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12296392
poverty of imagination.
not,
When is the Chilcot Report going to be published?
Or has it been permanently buried?
It has gone the same way as Blair’s expenses
I am going to refuse to pay any more taxes until I see it .
The Inquiry has advised the Prime Minister that it will be in a position to begin the process of writing to any individuals that may be criticised by the middle of 2013.
http://www.iraqinquiry.org.uk/
The CPS must be in possession of a shed load of what they believe to be substantive alleged `evidence’ to charge Brooks, Coulson et als on this one. (Have to be careful wording that). They are well aware of Brooks’ personal resources, NI backing and public profile so must be preparing for a real courtroom knock ‘em down, drag `em out! Can’t wait.
So if this public service employee has had£100k stuffed up her pants down as the CPS claim I hope there is restitution order made in favour of the Uk taxpayer .
Anyone seen a blank sheet of A4 paper? I have to say something soon and it has all my notes and witty remarks. I’ve got to pretend to condemn Lord Peter Lefty for being a banker now and need some fresh ideas.
For immediate release
Lord Ponzi Mandelson is the unacceptable face of predatory capitalism
And was the creator of New Labour
And the Maximum Imbecile was responsible for the financial meltdown
I was not informed…
I am above all of this …
when one pound of our hard earned cash becomes 7 pound in the banking system then we are all fundamentally part of ponzi scheme.
there is no escaping it.
unless you abolish money,
not difficult if you barter for your product and services.
John Kay is a particularly repellent piece of work. A quick glance at the type of stories he writes will reveal someone who revels in popular loathing of those convicted of high profile crimes (Tracey Connolly, Jon Venables, Ian Huntley). Hatred of ‘lags’ and their easy time inside is another favourite drum he likes to beat.
Not so well known is that he himself is a killer – having strangled and drowned his wife in the 1970s. He managed to get a murder charged reduced to manslaughter after several pretty useless suicide attempts and spent a couple of years in psychiatric care rather than prison. Now he faces more charges and engages in yet another ‘suicide’ bid.
isn’t it said that people in gaol tend to have very strong views about punishment for others?
and this unfortunate was employed in the interest of what stuart kutner used to describe (R4) as ‘the great family of NoW readers – the sub-primes that can’t distinguish a .pdf from a paediatrician
He strangled and drowned her? What happened? Did she come back to life after he’d killed her the first time?
Didn’t you ever see the end of Fatal Attraction?
perhaps it was Rasputin’s grand-daughter
Spend 23 hours a day locked up in 8 ft by 6 ft with me jail mates and you will soon be cured .
Rah rah. Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
Russsia s greatest love machine
I can see clearly now…. They are all C*NTS
so if newscorpse paid xK pounds for a tame MoD drone will there be post mortems in moscow and washington over how much they paid?
i think we ought to know whether we were getting value for money
I think there are some spare rooms here. Shall I ask for you?
Are you coming out or do we have to come in
George says :
We re the sweeney sunshine
And you re. Nicked !!!
Yeah!
Shut it……..
Show me the money.
The whole Murdoch family is entirely innocent of any wrong doing
They were not aware of any of this
So this just goes to prove that there is no need for Leveson to recommend new laws when present laws are more than adequate, if applied.
Same for all those knee jerk terror laws that Dave has failed to repeal.
The Sqeaker should be forced to resign
I bet Sally Bercow is fuming she can’t tweet now
You might think Slutty Sally’s useless, but this is far from the truth. There are about 50 MPs in need of housing near the Houses of Parliament, and Sally – who lives not a stone’s throw from Big Ben – has a cathedral-sized c*nt. So you see. Jobs could be created in the construction industry if 30 to 40 large maisonettes (and perhaps a small shopping arcade) were built in her tw@t. Furthermore, changes to the planning laws mean local opposition to the development (presumably from Sally herself) could be swiftly shot down, allowing construction to begin before Christmas.
If you think about it, you don’t need the ‘t’ after ‘@’
News Flash
Has High Street tsar Mary Portason verge of resigning.
This one managed to slip under your radar Borisido Boriswkes.
As the high street demise accelerates , it seems old Mary is beginning to get cold feet. She is on the verge of resigning, she has been openly muttering that she fears her high street review may have been a Government ‘PR stunt’….Never – Dave – PR stunts – surely not
“Has High Street tsar Mary Portason verge of resigning. ”
Try that one again, in English this time.
I mean to say that if she was a football manager she would have been sacked a long time ago .
you mean she cant cut the mustard
So it seems Contrary Mary ‘ fears her high street review may have been a Government ‘PR stunt’
Well…it also seems she was not exactly behind the pantry door when brains were being ladled out then?….(possibly hiding under the rudely shaped turnips, but that is another story!)
That gal seems exactly what is needed…clear thinking, clever, incisive, razor sharp analysis, laser intellect and practical, frugal, and precise to a fault.
No wonder blighty is fucked!
Probably her report came up with wrong answer
Anyone with half a brain knows that if you want to do retail these days you go internet with a couple of warehouses around the country . If you need employees you go to China .
The apostrophes are the wrong way round on ‘Ello, ‘Ello, ‘Ello.
As they are on my posting because the machine thinks that it knows best and turns them.
A little cell is quite nice for quiet reflection,but,it depends upon the amount of time allocated.IN THE HOUSE OF A FIDDLER,ALL FIDDLE.
Can’t wait for Brooks and Coulson to get in the witness box and spill the beans on Blair, Brown and Cameron.
Has bailed been refused ?
Or indeed on Thatcher Maggie, Major John and Camerloon’ Dave!
I’ve met 100s of interesting people
Strangely, none of them was that badger Ann Thracite (who didn’t even make the short list).
We are pleased to announce that phone hacking is back on our top headlines. This will give us the much needed opportunity to help the general prole public forget all about those pesky child abuse coverups by the BBC. We hope you enjoy our Hamas propaganda and profiles of Andy Coulson for the next few months.
what everyone forgets.
the backdrop is the power struggle for the assets of the beeb, between news international and the establishment.
Tremendous news.
I thought you had to pay for Directory Enquiries – what have they done wrong?
Rebekah
Let’s have a prison supper sometime.
LOL, David
Does LOL. On this instance stand for
LAGS ON LICE!NCE ..???
Even the CPS cannot be daft enough to call it wrong three times in row .
A first year barrister should be able to get at least one of the charges to stick .
Just had a quick look at the charge cheat and am a little sad not to see a charge of treason in there somewhere .
What we do not want is any sort of Establishment cover up .
It might be a good idea to appoint a couple of the registered disabled as independent state scrutineers .
At least one of those failed Police Commissioners was talking along these lines .
Jordan-Barber .
Is she a member of a Trade Union ?
If so which one ?
Has her membership been suspended ?
British Press performance in this matter piss poor .
Tabloid journalists charged for doing their job.
Andy & Rebekah, please keep fighting. You’ve got to see off those f*****s at The Guardian & BBC.