November 19th, 2012

Ladies’ Day for Labour’s Feminist Icons

Guido would like to express his support for the inaugural Labour Women’s Network Political Day held over the weekend. Aiming to stand up for downtrodden women in the party and, no doubt, all across the land. LWN 2012’s star speakers included the multi-millionairess Expenses queen Barbara Follett, three home owning multi-millionairess Polly Toynbee and our favourite feminist comedienne and Harriet Harman’s adviser Ayesha Hazarika also turned up. It was no laughing matter…


248 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Mr Miliband’s assertion that he is the new Lady Thatcher suggests that he is either in need of a new mirror or a new psychiatrist.

  2. 2
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    What a bunch of useless bints.

  3. 3
    Hank the Cat says:

    Will Mrs Jack Dromey be speaking?

  4. 4
    keredybretsa says:

    Bet it was a real giggle with a gaggle of droolworthy tweeteratis.

  5. 5

    Rich birds patronising the working class.

    It was ever thus.

  6. 6
    JH3 says:

    Doubtless these very lovely girls – any of whom could win a Lovely Girl competition – were full of ideas regarding how my money should be forcefully extracted from me with menaces, and then spent on any deadbeat who will scrawl X in a postal voting form to facilitate more of the same.

    Viva Labour. The moocher’s party.

  7. 7
    justine thyme says:

    Thathew ras a ricked old ritch who stole the kidth milk, closed all the coal mineth, put foutfanth and foufanth of pitth, put foufanth of minewth on the dole.

    But I thill love my new trinn thet and pweal necklaceth.

  8. 8
    Plato says:

    Yeah, not bad, probably averaging 5-7 out of 10.

    Not sure about top left’s hair, or bottom left’s gigs, though.

  9. 9
    Father Ted says:

    but they all have lovely bottoms.

  10. 10
    Kempton 3.20 result says:

    Luciana by a nose.

  11. 11
    IDF says:

    ISRAEL & HAMMAS. GAZA CEASE-FIRE BEGINS AS OF NOW. LAY DOWN YOUR ROCKETS AND ATTACKS.

  12. 12
    blond moment says:

    Woodentop socialists.

  13. 13
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    This is disgusting sexist claptrap .

  14. 14
    Jackaline Dromey says:

    Harriet says I can’t. I have to do the cooking and cleaning tonight and she says I must wear a frock.

  15. 15
    kenny Ninnoch says:

    Arrest that woman for troughing .

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

  17. 17
    :) says:

  18. 18
    rabid hamster says:

    rich entitled leftie ruling class harridans lecture the plebes how to live their lives by doing what ‘we’ tell you.

    socialists – you know they need shooting

  19. 19
    Mornington Crescent says:

    If you can bear it, look at the scrolling photos on the home page:

    http://www.lwn.org.uk/

    Caroline Flint looks as if she’s straining on the bog and, last time I checked, Mo Mowlam was d’ead.

  20. 20
    Aunt Hilda says:

    seems a bit strange when a soldier is sent to jail for having a gun in his kit that was sent back to the uk…

  21. 21
    Operation Crossbow says:

    That looks more like the entry list for Crufts to me.

  22. 22
    any old boiler... says:

    doesn’t look like theres a runner-up in there

  23. 23
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    scrounging fuds allo
    wed!

  24. 24
    Mr Galloway says:

    There’s always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you.

  25. 25
    Plato says:

    There’s more to it than that, a lot more. But, yes, overall it doesn’t sound fair.

  26. 26
    JH3 says:

    Bit strong, unless you were referring to the ‘all over their boobs’ school of shooting.

    Even that would be a bit wrong.

  27. 27
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Rabid feminism – the doctrine of such egalitarians as Mr(s) Jack Dromey and Diane ( private school ) Fatbott.

  28. 28
    Scrounging Fudds Allowed says:

    Get the publicity and follow the money. Scrounging of the rights of others. Nasty cows.

  29. 29
    IMHO says:

    Have you got one of those joke pinafores with a pair of tits on it?.

  30. 30
    iluvwimmin says:

    I hate blokes who treat women like sex objects.
    I hate the way women earn less than men for doing the same job.
    Who says that women have to spend all their time in the kitchen and doing housework?
    .
    .
    .
    Right, that’s the end of the first lesson on “How to get shags from feminists”

  31. 31
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Scrounging fuds allowed. Saw through them along time ago. Follow the money at other people’s expense.

  32. 32
    I smell a rat says:

    Pinocchio’s?

  33. 33
    twitter watchdog ltd says:

    This was tweeted upon reflection I presume?

  34. 34
    One of Labour's beloved muzzies says:

    These filthy whores should be stoned! Where are their burqas? Where are their male chaperones? Shameful whores!

  35. 35
    son of twitter watchdog ltd says:

    This was tweeted upon reflection I presume?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    The Mayor also urged the Coalition to call an end to the age of austerity. This is likely to be seen as a challenge to George Osborne, the Chancellor, who is focused on bringing down Britain’s deficit.

    “I think the [age of austerity] should end, because if this country is to grow, we need to move to a new age of enterprise,” the Mayor told the conference.

    He had planned to call on ministers to stop forcing businesses to “drink their own urine” but omitted this line from the speech he delivered to the CBI.

    “We need to abandon the rhetoric of austerity because if you endlessly tell business to tighten their belts and eat nut cutlets and drink their own urine then you will be putting a big downer on growth and enterprise,” his pre-released comments said.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9688275/Boris-Johnson-taxing-mansions-while-Google-pays-nothing-is-absurd.html

  37. 37
    Hawkeye says:

    I did noticewatching him/her on TDPS today, he was not wearing his wedding ring.

    Is it forbidden by Harriet?

    Is there trouble in the Harman household?

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown ..the never forgotten years...period says:

    the Eddie boys are trying every script they can think of ….. birdshit boy’s syntax drops from risible to deluded

  39. 39
    IMHO says:

    Sex change operation a bit of a disaster, and that’s just Harriets.

  40. 40
    Incapable Vince says:

    I hope it’s not a Mansion…

  41. 41
    I need a bone says:

    Crufts is for dogs actually.

    Oh, maybe you do have a point.

  42. 42
    Mad Maggie Moran says:

    I was better looking than any of them, before i went mental.

  43. 43
    confused.... says:

    was it through his nose ?

  44. 44
    Bugger that says:

    The problem with getting shags from feminists is, they obviously have very little experience of shagging.

    That and they’re morons. So you have to listen to some bint waffle on about Germaine Greer and bra-burning because she’s delaying the shag because she doesn’t know how to shag.

    Bollocks to that.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Can you BE anymore patronising? No?

    Ok, I will be, a song for them,

  46. 46
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    I did announce rather loudly recently that she eats too much. The stupid old bat has been a bit touchy ever since that.

  47. 47
    Fulla-fun Polly says:

    Laugh? We almost started dear.

  48. 48
    bumboys and nonces says:

    More likely to be through his foreskin

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    that was me Ehtch posting that, somehow….

  50. 50
    Do pay attention. says:

    “We need to abandon the rhetoric of austerity”

  51. 51
    Fishy says:

    Where’s the Eagleistas?

  52. 52
    Labour's cognitive dissonance says:

     

  53. 53
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    From tomorrow I will be carrying a Margaret Thatcher handbag.

  54. 54
    Alan Titsmatch says:

    couple of months down the road and maybe you’ll feel a bit better

  55. 55
    JH3 says:

    The post contained some arsehole non-sequitur Youtube video, so we guessed it was you.

    Still to posting Alizee videos, far more in-keeping with the culture of the board.

  56. 56
    Gangsta rap says:

  57. 57
    freddie fraudster says:

    We’re there 13 of them by any chance?

  58. 58
    JH3 says:

    Bird in the red coat would get it though.

    Plus, no pics of Lisa Nandy’s decolletage? Boo.

  59. 59
    taffy hunt says:

    We’re gonna hunt you down and put you out of your misery boyo, look you.

  60. 60
    freddie fraudster says:

    Irony alert. What adverts does Messagespace serve on this page?

    Sexy lingerie from Figleaves. Well done Guido

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    this week, I (Ehtch) will be mainly eating youtube videos,

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    At first I thought by a noose – now that would have been a winner run up at the post!

  63. 63
    One Nation ... birdshit boy strikes again says:

    on the look out for your own ‘Willie’ ?

  64. 64
    IMHO says:

    Seen Elsewhere top right.
    Groan, the Guardian bring out that old chestnut again, If you choose not to believe in our bullshit you are an anti-politician… pathetic.

  65. 65
    Ms Wanda Legover says:

    They no doubt believe that every woman voter in the UK is pro-abortion, too.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Put me out of my misery? Please do so, quick. This is the end, I knew it would happen this way, posting on t’internet.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Is that you jgm2?

  68. 68
    Archer Karcher says:

    +1 Unless and until there is an actual reduction in government tax and spend policies, everything else is hot air.

  69. 69
    Archer Karcher says:

    Abbott’s not in that pic either, R A Y C I S T !

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    why can milli not. e milli.
    why b someone else?

  71. 71
  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    more Vicki different here, ladies, lads,

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    does it matter that.
    character, wit, iintelligence and perceptiveness are qualities of booty.

  74. 74
    clever George says:

    A better line:

    “I hate it that women always cum first”

    (Obvious rejoinder) “But they don’t!”

    To which you reply

    “They do when they are with me!”

  75. 75
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Scrounging parasites.

  76. 76
    Archer Karcher says:

    The Guardian should bone up on separating risable propaganda, from the truth. There’s a novel idea for the comrades over at Guardian Towers.

  77. 77
    Jimmy. says:

    Tonight it will be revealed that the Tory cabinet Secretary, Francis [Jerry can] Maude will be exposed on Ch4 Dispatches programme as claiming for council tax; gas and electricity charges; ground rent; buildings insurance; internet connection; a TV licence; renting a TV set as well as claiming service charges. Maude’s service charges alone are said to be around £5000 per year.

    Tory rising star, Helen Grant is claiming £20,000 for a London flat but living in a £1.8m mansion in Surrey.

  78. 78
    Enemy of the State says:

  79. 79
    Jimmy. says:

    Has someone been able to come up with a reasonable explanation why it is that Liberal Democrat MP and former Chief secretary to the Treasury escaped criminal proceedings for knowingly falsely claiming over £60,000 in his parliamentary expenses and was then rewarded for his crime with a promotion from the prime minister?

  80. 80
    Sue Brown - I have rights too says:

    What a shower shite. Pigs with their snouts in trough.

  81. 81
    dunstall says:

    Smith Follett and toynbee what a witches brew!!!!

  82. 82
    Gooey Blob says:

    Thatcher won 3 elections and dominated British politics for over a decade. Does Miliband honestly believe he has the remotest chance of even slightly improving upon Gordon Brown’s election result?

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Greetings Citizens of the world, this is Anonymous. It has come to our attention that the Israeli government has ignored repeated warnings about the abuse of human rights, shutting down the internet in Israel and mistreating its own citizens and those of its neighboring countries.

    November 2012 will be a month to remember for the Israeli defense forces and internet security forces. We will strike any and all websites that we deem to be in Israeli Cyberspace in retaliation for the mistreating of people in Gaza and other areas.

    Anonymous has been watching you, and you have received fair warning of our intent to seize control of your cyberspace in accordance with basic humanitarian rights of free speech and the right to live.

    As of 9:00 AM Pacific Standard Time, the number of attacked Israeli websites is approximately 10,000. The further assault on the people of Gaza, people of Palestine or any other group will be treated as a violation of the Anonymous Collectives intent to protect the people of the World.

    Israel, it is in your best interest to cease and desist any further military action or your consequence will become worse with each passing hour.

  84. 84
    Sue Brown - I have rights too says:

    When you are totally depressed you can’t be arsed getting out of bed let alone going on massive spending sprees with other people’s. You are lucky if you can muster up enough enthusiam to buy a pint of milk or a loaf of bread.

  85. 85
    They are all a bunch of trouts says:

    These are my ladies, ok, so they are a bit skinny, but none of them is under five foot ten, and have legs right up to their armpits,

  86. 86
    Anonymous Worldwide says:

    Greetings Citizens of the world, this is Anonymous. It has come to our attention that the Isr@eli government has ignored repeated warnings about the abuse of human rights, shutting down the internet in Isr@el and mistreating its own citizens and those of its neighboring countries.

    November 2012 will be a month to remember for the Isr@eli defense forces and internet security forces. We will strike any and all websites that we deem to be in Isr@eli Cyberspace in retaliation for the mistreating of people in Gaza and other areas.

    Anonymous has been watching you, and you have received fair warning of our intent to seize control of your cyberspace in accordance with basic humanitarian rights of free speech and the right to live.

    As of 9:00 AM Pacific Standard Time, the number of attacked Isr@eli websites is approximately 10,000. The further assault on the people of Gaza, people of Palestine or any other group will be treated as a violation of the Anonymous Collectives intent to protect the people of the World.

    Isr@el, it is in your best interest to cease and desist any further military action or your consequence will become worse with each passing hour.

  87. 87
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Support?? Surely bustenhalter ?

    Swing low sweet Harriet……

    PIEs PIEs :)

  88. 88
    Brown's Mongolian BureaucRats says:

    All packaged and wrapped up in a bow of RED Tape. Cut the crap.

  89. 89
    Louise in Guildford says:

    Dear Pamela,

    I hope I’m posting this in the right place.
    I love my husband, who is father to my two young children, but over the past few years I have become very shy about doing anything other than “vanilla” sex. I dream of doing things we used to earlier in our relationship, but just can’t bring myself to do even fairly standard things such as oral sex. I think that I would have no problem doing them with a stranger, and I know my husband would very much like me to do it to him, but I have a mental block that I can’t get over.

  90. 90
    They are ripping us off mate says:

    IOf they can do it, they will do it, as multi-nationals trading here rent and tax free.

  91. 91
    Big Mags says:

    Maggie beats them all. She didn’t even have to get her tits oot for the boys.

    What a bunch of publicity seeking, money grubbing thickos. Rank!

  92. 92
    Agony uncle dirty says:

    Leave him. Forget your kiddies, go on the job, and soon it will all come back. Money talks.

  93. 93
    Thumbless Sally Dumbcow says:

    When is John Bercow going to cut Sally’s thumbs off before she completely destroys him?

  94. 94
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Someone mention pussy……??

  95. 95
    Norman Stanley Lecher says:

    “Lovely girls”– well, none of them has a face that would curdle milk.
    Let’s put it this way, you wouldn’t need to put a Union Jack over any of their faces to convince yourself you were only doing it for Queen and Nation.
    You’d probably see a better-looking bird than any one of them just by taking a ten-minute saunter down the High Street any lunchtime, though.

  96. 96
    Red x is mandatory says:

    Was Ms Jacqueline Dromey there ?

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    yes true…there is a time and place for everything.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    a red bag.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    red is a transformational colour.

  100. 100
    IrisihFuckwit says:

    Guido and his men deserve to be murdered asap.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    helen is definitely a name at the moment.
    helen boaden.
    helen as someone’s nickname.

    Her abduction brought about the Trojan war.

  102. 102
    Hank the Cat says:

    WOOF

  103. 103
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “Yes, Isre@l, sit back and do nothing as Hamas fire one indiscriminate missile after another at your territory. Remember: one wife-beating misogynist homophobe Muzzie is worth 1,000 of you.”

    Fuck off, mong.

  104. 104
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I wonder how many of the above girls are products of state schools and non Oxbridge courses?

  105. 105
    restore the monasteries says:

    Who lets his floosie go to every feast,and his horse drink at every water,shall neither have good floosie nor good horse.JACULA PRUDENTUM

  106. 106
    It only gets better for the Squeaking Dwarf says:

    Sally B could face a £5,000 fine after she sent a message to her 59,000 followers identifying the teenager ( who is protected by the judicial system because of her age).who ran off with Jeremy Forrest,.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    isrile is global untouchables,
    co.exist,

  108. 108
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    I wrote to my MP on this asking for a rational explanation

    Still waiting for a reply – I am not holding out any hope

    The whole place is a stinking cesspit of corruption

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    money talks and blair speaks.
    figleaves quiver and …

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    queen’s dog corgi. en for danger. endanger.ed.endangered
    sign of the times.

  111. 111
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Milliband doesn’t fucking get it. It’s the GOVERNMENT and PUBLIC SECTOR that needs to tighten it’s belt, not businesses.

    I would happily make them drink their own urine, starting with Ed Miliband himself. After all, he always tries to take the piss.

  112. 112
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Yes, it has pictures of Ed Miliband and Ed Balls on the front.

  113. 113
    IMHO says:

    Just a friendly word of advice Little John:
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    Express delivery available

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  114. 114
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Or any of their politics.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    i luv wimmin.
    i luv life.
    better get unshackled then

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    123
    abc
    3 is significant.
    how can we get past the tossers?

  117. 117
    Jethro says:

    …bedsteads creak.
    Do I get the prize?

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    fletcheer.
    norman …stanley. his son got convicted the other day for child porn.

    Lord MacAlpine (will he sue?)
    his action has killed the paedo link.
    bbc killed.
    bbc reborn.
    all behind closed doors.

    bbc, never to be trusted.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    shooting.
    paedos come to mind.
    but they do have a vast support structure.

    with 7 degrees of separation, sadly we are all connected.

  120. 120
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Marry, snog, avoid.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    everyone is a winner. in our fake world.
    but the true one is to be prized.
    so thankyou

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    they are stoned.
    the rolling stones.
    having said that the stones are royalty.
    the pigs,

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    where are tony blair expenses.
    in an expensive pit.
    FOI request anyone?

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    greetings universe,
    to makes sense, pls speak gibberish.

  125. 125
    Dulcoese says:

    I bet there was some silent farting going on

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    have a stranger as your husband. become a stranger to him.

  127. 127
    Ms Dromey says:

    I took Gordon Brown’s advice and sent my ring off in an envelope to a firm to be valued. They gave me 5 euros.

  128. 128
    Deafening silence says:

    Funny how Guido’s got nowt to say about the orthodox Is*aeli men who spit at 8 year old J*wish girls on their way to school for dressing “immodestly”. Or the desecration of churches and verbal abuse against Christians. But then, how many Brits were murdered in the 40s by terror groups who went on to found Is*ael, some of whose members became its leaders?

  129. 129
    Witch-King of Angmar says:

    Ha ha ha hi hi hi women being grown up like men how cute. Feminism awww how sweet.

    On a serious note fuck off Harriet Harman you sexist snaggletoothed old bint.

  130. 130
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  131. 131
    Jaded Jean says:

    Thatcher was a disciple of the chosen ones, especially Milton Friedman and her grey cardinal and guru Keith Joseph, both of course free-market anarchists. Ed Miliband is just another free-market shill (as his “Marxist” father was, which was why he and his kind fled Poland during the rise of NationalSocialism in the 1930s). Think of him as as Isreal firster. So in that sense he his exactly like Thatcher (similar to Blair and his gurus Mandelson and Stelzer). Thatcher/Blair/Miliband et al…all irds of the same feather….libertarians in thrall to the chosen ones.

    Who do think Cameron’s guru is?

  132. 132
    Mustapha ben Effit says:

    Yeah,funny that.

  133. 133
    Don Corleone says:

    He has no dignity, no respect.

  134. 134
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    This is the closest you’ll get to me confessing that Brown, Balls and I were economic vandals…

  135. 135
    Mr Plum says:

    Tut, No helmet.

  136. 136
    The wizz says:

    ‘Je Taim’

  137. 137
    Tom Watson says:

    Iam knocking one out over those labour lovelies

  138. 138
    Saffron says:

    Luciana.
    For liverpool,who is bill shankly,dont know or should it be nose.
    Were are the eaglet sisters something queer going on methinks.
    Harpic no mention dear me,not going to plan.
    No mention of mrs j dromedary tut tut.
    No mention of the big girls blouse mrs millipede again tut tut.
    Just what makes these Liebor assholes think that the public are even remotely interested in their wimmins icons day bunch of crap.
    The only liebor woman I can think of as an icon was MO MOWLEM RIP.

  139. 139
    The times they are a changing says:

    The braindead have forgotten so we can try a new tact, nothing like being a bit honest is there, we can tell some great stories until we win and then go back to being and inept.

  140. 140
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Totty Watch ? Polly Toynbee. More like Dotty Watch.

  141. 141
    Potty Toynbee says:

    Grotty Potty watch, surely.

  142. 142
    Enemy of the State says:

    59,000?!!!! Are they all mad?!!!

  143. 143
    Enemy of the State says:

  144. 144
    Anti Fabian says:

    Almost as good as Hirohito with ‘The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage.’

  145. 145

    Margaret Miliband attended in his/her place.
    The ladyboy is not for turning.

  146. 146
    got the t shirt says:

    Have I been here before?

  147. 147

    Potty watch with the chief bed wetter.

  148. 148

    If you type that into google’s bullshit fish translator it comes out as
    “We couldn’t have been more wrong about than if we’d gone to a roulette table and bet everything on 184 yellow.”

  149. 149
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    I always buy a copy of `The Big Issue`.

  150. 150
    Henry Tudor says:

    We fought the French for 100 years. Calais is rightfully ours!

  151. 151
    ToryWatch says:

    We Know!!!!

  152. 152
    oinkyoinky says:

    does she declare the money?

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    WHY?

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    It`s obvious.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    It`s obvious.

  156. 156
    Richard Chimney says:

    I always buy The Big Tissue.

  157. 157
    USA Today says:

    Helen and the Trojans.

    That makes us chuckle

  158. 158
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    The easy pink or the tight brown?

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Wot ? No Super Soaraway Supersonic Sally Bercow ?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9581372/Jeremy-Forrest-I-want-the-full-story-to-come-out.html

    Now there’s a ‘feminist icon’ !!

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    ** cough ** Megan Stammers.. ** cough **

  161. 161
    Professor 'doc' idiot Brown says:

    I invented the Big Bang Theory and the lesser known Big Bust actuality.

  162. 162
    Puppet Master says:

    Get back to /pol/ faggot.

  163. 163
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    Time for a full, over-arching, independent, judge-led public inquiry on the cosy nature of this relationship…..

  164. 164
    Tom Fatson says:

    I used to share with Unite’s Len McCluskie but I guess we just outgrew the place.

  165. 165
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    So mcalpine wants more from itv than bbc, good, how can schofield still be kept by itv. Sally bercow has received a letter from mcalpine solicitor, good, let’s hope she has her ass sued off. How on earth can john bercow remain as speaker. The bercows have brought the position of speaker into disrepute.

  166. 166
    Arkwright says:

    I think milliwotsit just meant he was a big girls blouse

  167. 167
    steve smith says:

    R4 10oclock news really balanced discussion on Israel Mehdi Hassan and Jonathan Freidland so now I know its all Israel’s fault. So that’s alright then.

  168. 168
    Go get 'em Guidio says:

    I see Silly Ber cow is at it again

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235398/Sally-Bercow-sparks-new-Twitter-row-breaching-court-order-banning-naming-runaway-schoolgirl.html

    Is there no end to this woman’s stupidity obviously not

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Benjamin Disralie and now Margaret Thatcher , thanks for all the wasted decades labour …… is it the beginning of the end of Ed …. to be continued wearing a tea cosy for a hat …

    As Dave begins his grand tour of the classical socialist wastes of money and enslavement in Brussels , he might want to take along a choir composed of street urchins to add a bit of finesse to his presentation “ohhh you just got to pick a pocket or two ,boys , you just got to pick a pocket or two ” or he could do Mr Bumble parody “MORE ….MORE ” , still for an organisation like the EU for whom Charles Dickens is subversive , it will be too late .

    The chancellor is reputed to watch Jeff Randles 7pm show on sky , hope he managed to stay tuned to the number of the day 162bn EU gone on bad property loans , Mr Rajhoy is convinced the worst for the Euro is over , well sort of in that we have decent understanding of what the bottom looks like , but we dont know if Dave is leaning towards a Chamberlin moment or a Charmalegne one and by the looks of it our EU masters are a bit rattled ,with a few slaps on cheek for boring UK non compliers . Now of course we can see some sort of economy appearing from the wreckage , its fragile and having intensive care , but it is one thing to say the worst is over , and quite another to have to decide where exactly the worst has been relocated to … We are relaying on transparency and accuracey of assesment of the situation , somthing which hasnt exactly been easy to find . The deficets are comming down , but borrowing is increasing and still there is no actual movements of debts or much use of the tools set up a year ago .
    I dont think Dave is the kinda guy to come away with a deal having considered if the players of EU and Eurozone finance are nothing but cockwaffle merchants . I mean it has all dragged on abit , with proclamtions that this and that would be happening , but in reality nothing has actually happened that would suggest its all above board . This mistrust of disorganisation , doesnt really play into Daves hand , he knows thats the backdrop at home . The EU on the other hand dont really seem to care wether finance journos rushing to the media with , the EU has taken action statements , only to find a couple of days of later that it has vanished , really does much for there image .

    So it comes down to a meeting , having treated wee DaveUK as little lad on the periphery , they might be reminded of his degree or at least have to dine on his I told you so , when they return home …

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    The wizz says:

    It’s been done, problem is, the archives have been lost.

  171. 171
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Two rooms ! what are you insinuating ?

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Liar blair appearing on newsnight.

  174. 174
    The wizz says:

    “Hubble, Bubble, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble?”

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    **pussy munch** tourette’s is more amusing **fuck wank tits**

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    He’s got the ‘Jin’ in his head. A mullha told me so.

  177. 177
    albacore says:

    Trotty totty? That’s killed it stone dead
    The folks have all sodded off to bed
    To nightmares featuring Di and Polly
    And Labour’s take on having a jolly

  178. 178
    Suffer in silence says:

    Newsshite is on sucking Tony Bliar’s cock.

  179. 179
    tabblenabble01 says:

    In his November 19 defence of Israel’s latest war crimes, President Obama said: “no country on earth would tolerate missiles raining down from outside its borders.” But, of course, numerous countries do tolerate missiles raining down from the US. The war criminal Obama is raining down missiles in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Yemen, and has rained missiles on Libya, Somalia, Iraq and Syria as well.

    Iran might be next.

  180. 180
    Blair looks rough says:

    War criminal and immensely successful peace envoy to the middle east Tony Blair on Newsnight. I’m delighted to say he looks very gaunt and frail. He’s either aging terribly or hopefully he’s seriously ill. Croak, you evil shit.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    KERRRRCHIIIING !!!

  182. 182
    SLOTGOB says:

    KERRRRCHIIIING !!!

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    A Pleb says:

    Was that Bliar on Newsnight or a waxwork,ffs he looked about 70.

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    Harridan says:

    Oh dear. Just switched over to itv and Harpic is on debate show The Agenda. At least Andrew Roberts is on too.

  185. 185
    Harridan says:

    Just like Mark Oaten’s mouth, Harpic Harman is full of shit.

  186. 186
    Harridan says:

    Harriet says she objects to page 3. What about the PIE?

  187. 187
    The wizz says:

    @NAM: Could not agree with you more; however CMD is a ditherer which therefore precludes anything he might say. If he grew some balls and listened to the electorate, he just might make himself electable again. I for one will not hold my breath.

  188. 188
    The wizz says:

    Who let the dogs out? woof, woof woof.

  189. 189
    Where Eagles Scare says:

    Harridan Harmanhater, Rachel Reeves, Ms. Ball-Scooper and Rosie Winterton.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    thru joseph came christ.
    milton.paradise lost…is about satan.
    fried.man is self explanatory.

    so Fatcher had satan.
    she enabled joseph.
    but joseph was already noble. so why was he enabled?

  191. 191
    Tachybaptus says:

    He has been looking increasingly wasted in the face for a couple of years, and there are those giant moobs. A while ago I wondered whether it was female hormone treatment for prostate cancer. No one agreed. But now I suggest that again.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    chukkawukka.
    chuckle.
    hope so.

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    ah yes.
    paradise lost.
    a tale of satanix.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    its not love making. it is lofe making.
    to make life, lve.
    to love is to have life.
    what’s all this about protection then?
    protected lives are unloved live….unless you are a baby.

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    Madge Hodge says:

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    Anonymous says:

    mcalpine wants this.
    mcalpine wants that.
    a bit much.

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    cam is eccentric. he is chillax.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    when builders are offensive to celebs becuase they are respobility shrkers…..you know the way the wind is billowing.
    it is nice to knw that billow is going to be no more when we get a nice clean breeze in the future. very cleansing.

  199. 199
    albacore says:

    You couldn’t possibly be joking, of course
    Even the arse end of a pantomime horse
    Would demand to see some AUDITED accounts
    Before “investing” even little amounts
    Besides that, where’s Cameron’s cast iron mandate
    With no referendum for the electorate?

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    wearing my underpants on my head as i write this says:

    I like the one on the far-right. She has an interesting mien…

  201. 201
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Could Nostradamus have predicted the end of Israel?

  202. 202
    Red x is mandatory says:

    ‘The bercows have brought the position of speaker into disrepute.’

    You mean all that good work by Gorbals Mick has gone to waste ?

  203. 203
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sharon’s kid is a mong – nice to see him eating 5hit on the telly tonight though.

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    Red x is mandatory says:

    A bit like ‘ we played the right notes but not necessarily in the right order ‘

  205. 205
    Red x is mandatory says:

    No just curious .

  206. 206
    Red x is mandatory says:

    I should also add that 58,998 of them have ordered in the popcorn.

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    SumBloke says:

    They patronised the fuck out of me and I fucking loved it.

  208. 208
    Red x is mandatory says:

    Im a firm believer in a Womans right to choose what she does with her own body. It’s the babies body I’m concerned about.

  209. 209
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who assissinated Lord Moyne in 1944?
    Who butchered at least 60 British soldiers in palestine/Israel?
    Who assissinated Count bernadotte in 1948?

  210. 210
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Funny how it’s taken him 12 years to get upset about these accusations.

  211. 211
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The grapevine says that the Bloddy Bergerbilders are to have an egm in Rome shortly – ah di dums … they’re “panicking” – big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  212. 212
    Blowing Whistles says:

    OK – Rumour has it the Berger Builders are having an extra annual meeting shortly in the capital of Italy.

  213. 213
    In A Sombre Tone says:

    Prostate cancer is possibly the slowest-killing cancer known. A common quip about it is that it is a disease you die WITH, rather than OF, as, due to your reduced state of general health, and not helped by other conditions you may independently have, another different and more acute condition may emerge and eventually something else kills you first. Most of the time men are told that they can have their prostates removed and/or undergo radiation treatment, and risk becoming infertile/impotent (not such a consideration for a more elderly man, however much he deludes himself) and/or urologically incontinent in the case of removal (a much more important consideration). Complications of the procedure are also a consideration. Many men just take their chances that it won’t metastasise fast enough to kill them all by itself; some lose, but some win. (Strangely enough, some men are only diagnosed, as having had it, at autopsy.) Not a pleasant subject, to be sure, but many of the men who read this blog are of an age that calls for prostate examinations, and not necessarily digital (which in this case has nothing to do with electronics, if you catch my drift). I know that the prospect of years more of His Sanctimony the Right(?) Dishonourable Mr Blair may discomfit some, but I really wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone, having had experience with it in my own family. Of course, I’ll shed no crocodile tears when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil, either.

  214. 214
    not a machine reloaded says:

    My early political journey was perhaps a little too star struck , although no denying it Dave makes an impression , which by enlarge suggested a great deal of intelligence and charcture and certainly is able to make his mind up , even though I have been through some rather dark times , my gut feeling was that on certain things he would full fill the job description . It hasnt been exactly normal since before he took office or after , if you have had a stable few decades .The trouble perhaps lies in what some of us thought were soluable matters in 2010 which ended up being guru processed in a way that wasnt going to work and he ended up with a few bad polices causing unnecessary problems .
    For those of us whose politics has become more keyboard , he is perhaps right to think of the shear mass of comment as a bit , constituant rather than what is needed.

    After the Brown terror we were perhaps looking for that figure head that would put matters right , but as we have seen events have not quite as yet won through in my view via delay but that isnt evident .

    In the end , I dont know , other than Labour have set this country up for some troubling choices in a historical sense , choices that we were never properly asked about , the PM is in some ways just the man steering the current , what lies ahead is dependent on the fools that directed the expidition .

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Yes, my family too. That’s why I thought I recognised that look.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    what is wrong with the world?

    billionaire and his brother kill each other in a shootout.
    indiewindieIndia.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    I will add , that some of my views , are not exactly dish of the day , I am not happy that my homeland is turning into Labours anti christian Eutopia , nor do I find any joy in its remedy . I can rage that these fools are leading us astray , sound intelligent that , New Labour was flawed and corrupted , rant that the unwritten understanding of the British people is being replaced by a somthing that has a lesser meaning and substance .

    Here I am trying to avoid humanely the worst outcome and all is said to me ,I am outdated and no longer to be entertained , as it will not work out as I had thought , then it all becomes a matter of time upon fools , fools who themselve will, at some point enounter there folly , and ask the very same questions as I have .

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    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    That Luciana whatshername has a nose that could prod a dog from under a bed.

  219. 219
    DL George says:

    They weren’t lost, they were shredded, at our expense!

  220. 220
    Richard Timney says:

    PHWOAR!

    Jack Dromey looks lovely!

  221. 221
    Astrid Prole says:

    And not only better looking but also more representative of women in Britain. This lot are all part of the problem, nothing but self serving ‘professional’ politicos who have made and want to make more cash and further their ‘careers’. We know what to do with them in the R.A.F.

  222. 222
    Richard Timney says:

    Jacqui Smith is no longer Home Secrretary and then this happens. hope you ungrateful people preciate her now!

  223. 223
    blowing cocks says:

    Naughty them

  224. 224
    Beware cheap imitations says:

    That’ll be one in the I for Blair.

  225. 225
    Owen Jones says:

    I used to smoke behind the bike shed at my old school.

    Fuck knows why. It’s a 10 mile walk from my office.

  226. 226
    Hard Man Dave says:

    MP’s expenses on the agenda again. Wibble wobble. And I’ve got to go and stand up to the EU. Wibble wobble.

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    The times they are a changing says:

    I see the government is going to provide mentors for criminals as they leave clink, ffs why?, are they training them not to get caught next time, would have thought that was a bit late, we have a police force, well we do, so long as they don’t speed they can get away with anything.

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    Deafening silence says:

    Rather perversely, Count Bernadotte had actually negotiated the release of 31,000 prisoners from German concentration camps, including 750 Danish Jèws. But the Jèwish terror group Lehi assassinated him. One of the group leaders who took the decision to murder him was Yitzhak Shamir, who later became PM. Wretched. Absolutely wretched.

  229. 229
    Owen Jones says:

    I woke up this morning and saw my Irish mate laying on my doorstep soaking wet and shivering.

    “What the hell are you doing?” I asked.

    “I locked myself out of my flat last night so I slept here.” he replied.

    “You silly bastard,” I said, “Why didn’t you just knock?”

    “Because nobody would’ve answered, I live there on my own.”

  230. 230
    Beware cheap imitations says:

    Anyone from the government would be the perfect choice to teach them how not to get caught.

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    An Old Lag says:

    I have served my time and am now out and I have to say I find the comments of you tossers here all very amusing .

    You most certainly would never wish to be banged up with me for 23 hours a day although I would not say no to sharing with those Socialist fillies you have hoisted up here .

    Anyway my point is prison grub . It is absolutely crap .

    I never had my five a day all the time I was locked up .

    If that Lord Whatshisname can claim boatloads of money I wouldn’t mind a bit of that action too .

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    BOB DOLE (15 kids to firteen muvers) says:

    I certainly” stood up” for them when i saw the pictures

  233. 233
    BOB DOLE (15 kids to firteen muvers) says:

    Is Nadine still munching Cock- roaches ?

  234. 234
    Uncle Joe says:

    Deter the feckers, especially thieving politicians.
    Prison should be in a breeze block single cell, preferably on some windswept Scoottish western isle.
    No telly, no snooker, no mobiles, no feck all apart from basic meals.
    No meeting other inmates to exchange criminal ideas and information.
    When they are let out they will not want to return, and will tell their little mates that it is not a good idea to get sent there.
    Stop all the PC nonsense.

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if Boris has ever eaten a nut cutlet. They’re actually rather nice.

  236. 236
    Moses says:

    *yawn*

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    Luncheon is served says:

    Mr Leader would probably prefer a cut nutlet actually.

  238. 238
    Luncheon is served says:

    Indeed, you were necessarily right. In fact, you lot were always left (but the public actually noticed in the end).

  239. 239
    Luncheon is served says:

    *weren’t*

  240. 240
    Luncheon is served says:

    He takes up all the space available in one room.

  241. 241
    Luncheon is served says:

    So they get porridge with their porridge!

  242. 242
    Oats for scrotes says:

    and no oats either

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps Lehi didn’t want 31,000 released but murdered to ramp up the figures … Avraham Stern was another terrorrrrrist mind …

    I am re-reading all about Ben Gurion (AKA David Green!!!) who came from the small Polish town of Plonsk! How they came to call him David Green for some purposes is rather odd though?

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    NO NO I don't stalk Alison Goldfrapp says:

    Met Alison in Middlesex Poly, back end of the eighties, got up to tricks with sister. Which was quite suprising for a taffie like me, english girl, could sing like a nuns choir – and then I got it, she was catholic, not actually english, and she liked the way I talked and my attitude, like her’s hidden. Glad she did well, as I could tell, when I discovered her bulb, upstairs from her lips, anyway. Haven’t heard from you for a while Alison, life going alright? Will still busy? How’s the misses… ? : )

    Will? Will Gregory as here, clever bloke, not an oil painting at all like me, ey Alison?

    Fine fella, but slightly jealous of me, since ladies are always pinching my panties.

    Alison and Will, they made, song from my sort of seaside, enjoy all,

    Any good wifey? oh shut up you city numbnut cow, song for you from me, you twit,

    Oh Ashley, you city Croydon fuck for me.

    Your still in my heart, and for a taffy me, take that as a compiment.

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    Dad from Deathly Hallows says:

    My daughter, getting on with it, life, an icon to her friends, she has the teeth and blonde hair,

    And a song for my bach, wherever she is in the World at the moment, has a habit with scuba-diving hoppy of being under the Indian Ocean, and say hello to sharks off Oz somewhere. She gives me kittens, as I did with my oldies. Song for my Siân, the healthy mind botherer she is,

    Calm down Siân. I was only asking you what you wanted for tea – what, a plate of dried locusts? you name it : )

  246. 246
    Lord Flashman says:

    Well done Guido! The totty is back! Not nearly enough on the site these days.

  247. 247
    Tom Catesby says:

    Just the thing to give a lead to the downtrodden masses, who of course, they will have so much in common with!

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    When the boat comes in says:

    Or munching those two wee Geordies.


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