November 16th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Friday Lunchtime Special (Steve Bell Edition)


138 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    V V Good.

  2. 2
    The Royal Academy says:

    Steve Bell being manipulated by a fellow-socialist?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Steve Bell-end you mean? ;)

  4. 4
    Boyo says:

    They aren’t much funnier on Friday’s! Please God we’re not getting them twice a week?

  5. 5
    I pay for you to watch Sky TV says:

    Is it Dave Lee Travis?

  6. 6
    Heather O'Sexual says:

    I give up. Is it Diane Abbott?

  7. 7
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Best yet from Rich and Mark…..

  8. 8
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - former MI5 Wet-Ops Team says:

    Actually, one of their better efforts…

  9. 9
    Tachybaptus says:

    Godwin!

  10. 10
    Dr Livingstone says:

    Jesus christ ?

  11. 11
    @# says:

    Is it Ed Balls?

  12. 12
    Narcissistic Sociopath says:

    Ooooooo!

  13. 13
    My Cat says:

    It actually is. I don’t think I have ever seen him do such a good Tin Tin. Well done.

  14. 14
    St. Tony Blair says:

    Is it the prophet mohamed ?

  15. 15
    The Guradian says:

    He thinks so, yes.

  16. 16
    Janice says:

    0y nivver loiked that Dive Dee CodPiece anywhy!

  17. 17
    Bunboys says:

    Inspector Blakey giving Dave Lee Travis a body cavity search?

  18. 18
    Narcissistic Sociopath says:

    Neat. Its like mix of Bell, an Iranian and Dave Lee Travis.

  19. 19
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Who’s that on Chaplin’s hand?

  20. 20

    Bet it’s Mr Coren

  21. 21
    Observer says:

    Is it TinTin at a Prince Harry party, teaching Capt Haddock to write, just asking?

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Wow! Political cartooning at its best!

    Bet THAT rung is Bill

  23. 23
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Is it Ed Balls fisting Gerry Adams?

  24. 24
    Berk Cow says:

    Is it something to do with “Movember” ?

  25. 25
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Is it Stephen Twigg with Gerry Adams?

  26. 26
    Gonk III says:

    Hitler looks a bit funny with one ear.

  27. 27
    My wiser triplet says:

    Yes! his evil twin. Uncanny!

  28. 28

    Why has that zany, Zunu, diamond Geezer Mugabe got his hand up Gerry Adams’s ars.e?

  29. 29
    @# says:

    Does Guido pay R&M or the other way round?

  30. 30
    c the impossible says:

    Wow. spot on!

  31. 31

    Well, the Aryans weren’t up to it last time, were they?

    Might as well try the Untermensch.

  32. 32
    MrsShitrit says:

    Is that David Leigh holding mehdi hassan?

  33. 33
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Indeed. This one is spot on. More like it please.

  34. 34
    moby dick says:

    so its saying Israelis are Nazis?

  35. 35
    Never thought I say this says:

    Best one yet!

  36. 36
    hairy frostie says:

    Don’t post comments to yourself.
    Its very transparent and slightly creepy.

  37. 37
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Sooty’s disguise fooled every one.

  38. 38
    UKIP.i.am.still says:

    Springtime for Hamas.

  39. 39
    Thicko says:

    No. Hitler only had one ball. Mong!

  40. 40
    Reichsorganisationsleiter von Rumpy Pumpy says:

    Zey are – ‘ow you say? – meinen Heroics are they not?

  41. 41
    God says:

    Wouldn’t that be a surprise! So do you think I should hit the reset button now? Everyone who agrees say ‘I’.

  42. 42
    Eugenics says:

    Genetically engineer Gonk into a less wiser gonk. Make an effort.

  43. 43

    Sometimes I have no idea what’s going on on here.

    Precis someone. ..

  44. 44
    Phillip Schofield says:

    You can actually parlay working with puppets into a long and successful career, until you do something stupid, and get people to start wondering whether someone hasn’t got their hand inside to work you.

  45. 45
    A Wommin of Colour says:

    Yo’ not say dat ’til you see dem fust rate ass – dat am de proof!

  46. 46
  47. 47
    Praiseworthy indeed! says:

    + 100

  48. 48
  49. 49
    Spacker Brown says:

    Ironic that he looks like a bona fide four-by-two himself.

    When homosexuals are the victims of hate, it’s often suggested the haters are closet cases. Is Bell a closet bin lid?

  50. 50
    Hard bitten war propagandist says:

    Guido’s upped his game.

  51. 51
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Proof that the chimps and typewriters meme works. Very well done R&M. Maybe you should be more spontaneous with your Monday disasters?

  52. 52
    adnauseumtat says:

    You’ve posted this many times before you daft cwipple

  53. 53
  54. 54
    Damien Green says:

    Whenever you do something new, people in this country tend to be slow to warm up to it.

  55. 55

    You should never do anything bad like that.

    By the way, is there a single term to describe adults who use a witch hunt to try and cash in on some compo?

  56. 56
    anon. says:

  57. 57
    Edinburgh -Labour voting dogshite says:

    We have no imagination. What is it?

  58. 58
    Gonk III says:

    Quite right. Two ears and he’d be a looker.

  59. 59
    Ehtch says:

    Adolf says to Goebbels, “I do not like vis”

  60. 60
    ed martin says:

    the general public?

  61. 61
  62. 62
    Brutal Bullshitting Cunts says:

    You are the BBC and I claim my right to kick your noncing heads in. Feck off

  63. 63
    Ehtch says:

    And Goebbels replies. “Ja, but mein fuhrer, any publicity is good ja publicity, ja?”

    and Adolf says to himself, “Von is leading a race of automitons”

    RIP Phillip Madoc, the german! Just past away, a couple of weeks ago, by the way.

  64. 64
    bergen says:

    Evan Davis was having a ‘mare on Today quite apart from the clanger he dropped with the Chief Rabbi. He really didn’t seem to know how to deal with the Mail’s Leveson/Common Purpose story when reviewing the papers at 6.40. I wondered whether it had hit a bullseye in the newsroom. Sad because he’s usually pretty good, whatever his politics.

  65. 65
    anon. says:

    A blind eye turneth.

  66. 66
    The magic shopkeeper says:

    I thought it was Mr Benn.

  67. 67
    The shopkeeper says:

    I think it’s Mr Benn.

  68. 68
    The Closet says:

    No gay in me.

  69. 69
    Ehtch says:

    Like to say something controversial, against the World flow, but might as well not. Nice country Palestine, nice food with spices and dried fruit once, before WWI, let alone after WWII……….

  70. 70
    JH3 says:

    Once they have killed the four by twos, they will come for the pooves.

    Doubtless wee Owen will be a useful idiot to the end.

  71. 71
    Steve Bell says:

    HEIL…….er………damn, I’ve forgotten his name…….um…..

  72. 72
    Brutal Bullshitting Cunts says:

    Brutal Bullshitting Hunts
    says:
    November 16, 2012 at 12:33
    pm
    You are the BBC and I claim
    my right to kick your noncing
    heads in. Feck off

  73. 73
    UKIP.i.am.still says:

    Does that apply to those cartoons of Mohammed?

  74. 74
    GF is strangely silent on the persecution of christians says:

  75. 75
    Sir William W says:

    Who’s it meant to be?

    Actually, to be a good take-off of Steve Belll, it needs 200% more bile, spite, hatred and bitterness.

  76. 76
    Sir William W says:

    Sorry, I’m not falling for it.

  77. 77
    Ehtch says:

    Mo walks into a bar, and asks the barman “which way, which way”. And the barman confused says “umm, we don’t serve that here”. And Mo says “no, not that numnuts, which way is Mecca”. And the barman says “OHHH, why didn’t you say, thataway”. And Mo goes out into the carpark to do his thing.

    : )

  78. 78
    Nick Griffin says:

    Who’s he

  79. 79
    Enemy of the State says:

    Hitler ‘ When I was young I looked like Tin Tin”
    Ham-Ass “When I am old, I will look like Achmed, the dead terrorist”

  80. 80
    Selohesra says:

    Is it Moday already – bugger me where did week end go?

  81. 81
    GF is strangely silent on the persecution of christians says:

  82. 82
    Pedantic film buff says:

    He died back in March.

    I shall always remember him in “Daleks’ Invasion Earth: 2150″, as the man who ran into the wooden shed which the Daleks then blew up.

  83. 83
  84. 84
    Comedian A&R man says:

    Don’t give up your day job.

  85. 85
    adnauseumtat says:

    The nationalist variety of socialism doesn’t work either, notwithstanding gulags, concentration camps and a fawning state broadcaster.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    those who hate wish to love.
    it is up to them.
    no joy without love though.

  87. 87
    Ehtch says:

    Knew it. Wealdstone’s defence is pants.

  88. 88
    B.B.Cunts says:

    A

  89. 89
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The Jews just need to get over themselves

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    global looting continues.
    the old world is dying.
    does grief commeth?

  91. 91
    Yorkshire Conversation says:

    Tin Tin Tin

    Which Tin?

    T’Tin that Rin Tin Tin Shit in.

  92. 92
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Sometimes it’s done for comic effect.

  93. 93
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The J e w s just need to get over themselves.

  94. 94
    Ehtch says:

    : ) Don’t encorage me. OK, so you have…

    Adolf walks into a bar, and orders a pint.

    Supps it and says, NEIN NEIN NEIN, and beats the bar with his fist.

    And the barman says “give me slack, I have only one pair of hands, I will give you nine pints in a moment friend”.

    : ) Coat time?

  95. 95
    adnauseumtat says:

    tat whipping himself up into a frenzy… aiiieeee !!

  96. 96
    Disappointed Diaspora says:

    So you leave us with this shite while you go on a 3 bottle lunch !

    Pathetic

  97. 97
    filipinomonkey says:

    Where can you get the Brian Blessed glove puppets?

  98. 98
    Sleazy Working mens club says:

    ‘Boom Tish’

  99. 99
    Enemy of the State says:

    SO I SIGN THE CONTRACT AND YOU GIVE ME EDITORIAL CONTROL OF THE BBC?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9682850/BBC-apologises-after-Chief-Rabbi-blames-Iran-for-Gaza-conflict.html

  100. 100
    stroppycow says:

    You’re trying too hard love!!!

  101. 101
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who was that bigoted Rabbi?

  102. 102
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its rather odd that you give him that hooked nose. I don’t get what it means, although the most obvious meaning is “bad drawing”

  103. 103
    Benito Mussolini says:

    We will call it the ‘third way’ neither communism or capitalism, but progressive socialism mixed with state led corporatism. I will call this new movement fascism, it will become the progressive government model of the future.

  104. 104
    Colin Crompton says:

    Am I fucking glad the pies have come.

  105. 105
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Presclott allegedly in trouble from UKIP & Independent. C’mon, make our day, week, year and finish the fat git off once and for all.

  106. 106
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Oh shit!
    Is it Monday already?

  107. 107
    None of the above says:

    Here is hoping

  108. 108
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I don’t get why pretend bog-trotter, Catholic kiddyfiddler apologist Guido is so keen on the Christ Killers.
    Is it money?
    Or Terrorist Nations Together week?

  109. 109
    Backwoodsman says:

    Good girl, our Clarissa – first to reveal ‘Miranda’ Blairs’ little penchant and not afraid to state the bleedin’ obvious re Leics !

  110. 110
    Bill says:

    can we get the association of black lawyers to complian to the police about the cartoon in the guardian,

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    will atone for his sins.
    there is a reason he is referred to as our Tone by some.

  112. 112
    Ehtch says:

    Hello stroppy, nice to bump into you again. I can read between your lines, and it is gooood.

    I am going to watch telly tonight, us taffies playing Sanoa in rugger, a mans game. Would you like to play man games with me, stroppy?

    : )

    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbynation/rugby-news/2012/11/16/wales-v-samoa-big-match-preview-91466-32241838/

    Just give me a shout, and I’ll be there, ppp can’t remember the word relationship even, brainblock time.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Why is Charley Chaplin cuddling John McAfee?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    101 at 1.11
    3rd way is to do what you are meant to do.
    the rest decide what they are meant to do. fresh alpine air is a tonic.

  115. 115
    Jimmy says:

    Maybe if Rich had someone’s arm up his catflap his work would improve too?

  116. 116
    BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

    Quite good!

  117. 117
    Ehtch says:

    Colin Cromton, love Bernard Manning, the original comedic pieman, can’t get enough of him. As Bernard said “PC? PC Hunt who?” : )

  118. 118
    BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

    Haven’t you got some phlegm to throw into some mosque microphone somewhere right now, Qutada? Then a spot of underage wife-choosing before evening prayer.

  119. 119
    Dai Cymro says:

    perthynas

  120. 120
    Ehtch says:

    Calm down Cressida, I have moved on, so should you, it was good while it lasted, And no, I will not join that funny hanshake club your mates suggested, blokes together in some perverted paganistic setup. I am not even Horman, let alone anglo-saxon, totally. Though three-quarters of my welsh dna does ask me questions with my Merlin druidic blood, as per imported from the Ukraine,

    Jonathan, can you speak sense to her? Can you get Cressida off my back?

    Thought not.

  121. 121
    XXX says:

    Go on old lad, you know you like their offerings, it gives you something to moan about on Mondays, as well as a guessing game as to what the cartoon is about

  122. 122
    Kivi says:

    where is my (pur) purse?

  123. 123
    XXX says:

    Just as expressed on this blog about all things, Brown, B’Liar, Balls, Young Ted and Liebore in general

  124. 124
    XXX says:

    Now then Willy, none of that sort of language

  125. 125
    XXX says:

    Could be, wouldn’t that be nice

  126. 126
    XXX says:

    Could be Capt. Haddock

  127. 127
    Ehtch says:

    three nil

    Anyone seen four two in brazilian portugese, with goooooooals? A must watch,

    IIIIbraimovish

    More homeland portugese here,

  128. 128
    Ehtch says:

    Hate these “your not on the list so you can’t come in” blog threads you have got here Guido. I am wearing my keyboard out here butt, posting comments that end up in the aether in no man’s land.

  129. 129
  130. 130
    Aunt Mat says:

    Its all about IRAN.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9682850/BBC-apologises-after-Chief-Rabbi-blames-Iran-for-Gaza-conflict.html

    How a tiny country of only 7 million people holds the world to ransom, I will never know!

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    man.apu.late?
    manmade that,

    Natural stuff is joyful,
    so says sweet sixteen Brazil.

    we could do with a new philosophy of life though.
    Greece 2020 may herald a new way of living.

  132. 132
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I don’t know why you think I’m a mujahideeni.
    I’m really not keen on any terrorists, dusky or otherwise.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the Bell End, then? Who’d a thunk it? The Grauniad being a hiding place for antisemite trash!

  134. 134
    Uphill all the way says:

    Hitler fisting Gerry Adams?

  135. 135
    Ehtch says:

    OOPS, so he did, got confused with”Grandad”, aka Clive Dunn. Madoc was excellent as David Lloyd-George in the early eighties too,

    Notice, before anyone gets excited, it has been said DLG was just playing the “good cop” to Adolf then back in ’36, to find out for the UK what he was really up to.

  136. 136
    Ehtch says:

    oh bugger, we lost, lost our way, again. Cheers Dai Cymro – can’t remember the word I was struggling to get, but good suggestion, mine was a sais one, but still buggered to remember it.

  137. 137
    Ehtch says:

    oh yes, could have been – name the “place” stroppy, could be.

    Dogging? – wash your mouths out you filthy beasts! : )

  138. 138
    Marion the cat says:

    Can’t agree, Dorothy often gets it all ‘tit over bum’. He is not the new broom you bare looking for.


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