November 16th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Friday Lunchtime Special (Steve Bell Edition)


138 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    V V Good.

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  2. 2
    The Royal Academy says:

    Steve Bell being manipulated by a fellow-socialist?

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      Anonymous says:

      man.apu.late?
      manmade that,

      Natural stuff is joyful,
      so says sweet sixteen Brazil.

      we could do with a new philosophy of life though.
      Greece 2020 may herald a new way of living.

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  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Steve Bell-end you mean? ;)

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  4. 4
    Boyo says:

    They aren’t much funnier on Friday’s! Please God we’re not getting them twice a week?

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  5. 6
    Heather O'Sexual says:

    I give up. Is it Diane Abbott?

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  6. 7
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Best yet from Rich and Mark…..

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  7. 9
    Tachybaptus says:

    Godwin!

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      God says:

      Wouldn’t that be a surprise! So do you think I should hit the reset button now? Everyone who agrees say ‘I’.

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  8. 10
    Dr Livingstone says:

    Jesus christ ?

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  9. 11
    @# says:

    Is it Ed Balls?

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  10. 12
    Narcissistic Sociopath says:

    Ooooooo!

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  11. 14
    St. Tony Blair says:

    Is it the prophet mohamed ?

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  12. 16
    Janice says:

    0y nivver loiked that Dive Dee CodPiece anywhy!

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  13. 17
    Bunboys says:

    Inspector Blakey giving Dave Lee Travis a body cavity search?

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  14. 18
    Narcissistic Sociopath says:

    Neat. Its like mix of Bell, an Iranian and Dave Lee Travis.

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  15. 19
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    Who’s that on Chaplin’s hand?

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  16. 21
    Observer says:

    Is it TinTin at a Prince Harry party, teaching Capt Haddock to write, just asking?

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  17. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Wow! Political cartooning at its best!

    Bet THAT rung is Bill

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  18. 23
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Is it Ed Balls fisting Gerry Adams?

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  19. 25
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Is it Stephen Twigg with Gerry Adams?

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  20. 26
    Gonk III says:

    Hitler looks a bit funny with one ear.

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  21. 28

    Why has that zany, Zunu, diamond Geezer Mugabe got his hand up Gerry Adams’s ars.e?

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  22. 29
    @# says:

    Does Guido pay R&M or the other way round?

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  23. 31

    Well, the Aryans weren’t up to it last time, were they?

    Might as well try the Untermensch.

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    • 85
      adnauseumtat says:

      The nationalist variety of socialism doesn’t work either, notwithstanding gulags, concentration camps and a fawning state broadcaster.

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      • 103
        Benito Mussolini says:

        We will call it the ‘third way’ neither communism or capitalism, but progressive socialism mixed with state led corporatism. I will call this new movement fascism, it will become the progressive government model of the future.

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        • 114
          Anonymous says:

          101 at 1.11
          3rd way is to do what you are meant to do.
          the rest decide what they are meant to do. fresh alpine air is a tonic.

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  24. 32
    MrsShitrit says:

    Is that David Leigh holding mehdi hassan?

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  25. 34
    moby dick says:

    so its saying Israelis are Nazis?

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  26. 35
    Never thought I say this says:

    Best one yet!

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  27. 37
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Sooty’s disguise fooled every one.

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  28. 38
    UKIP.i.am.still says:

    Springtime for Hamas.

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  29. 43

    Sometimes I have no idea what’s going on on here.

    Precis someone. ..

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  30. 44
    Phillip Schofield says:

    You can actually parlay working with puppets into a long and successful career, until you do something stupid, and get people to start wondering whether someone hasn’t got their hand inside to work you.

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  32. 52
    adnauseumtat says:

    You’ve posted this many times before you daft cwipple

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      bergen says:

      Evan Davis was having a ‘mare on Today quite apart from the clanger he dropped with the Chief Rabbi. He really didn’t seem to know how to deal with the Mail’s Leveson/Common Purpose story when reviewing the papers at 6.40. I wondered whether it had hit a bullseye in the newsroom. Sad because he’s usually pretty good, whatever his politics.

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        Marion the cat says:

        Can’t agree, Dorothy often gets it all ‘tit over bum’. He is not the new broom you bare looking for.

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  34. 54
    Damien Green says:

    Whenever you do something new, people in this country tend to be slow to warm up to it.

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  35. 56
    anon. says:

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  36. 57
    Edinburgh -Labour voting dogshite says:

    We have no imagination. What is it?

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  37. 59
    Ehtch says:

    Adolf says to Goebbels, “I do not like vis”

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  38. 63
    Ehtch says:

    And Goebbels replies. “Ja, but mein fuhrer, any publicity is good ja publicity, ja?”

    and Adolf says to himself, “Von is leading a race of automitons”

    RIP Phillip Madoc, the german! Just past away, a couple of weeks ago, by the way.

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      Pedantic film buff says:

      He died back in March.

      I shall always remember him in “Daleks’ Invasion Earth: 2150″, as the man who ran into the wooden shed which the Daleks then blew up.

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      • 135
        Ehtch says:

        OOPS, so he did, got confused with”Grandad”, aka Clive Dunn. Madoc was excellent as David Lloyd-George in the early eighties too,

        Notice, before anyone gets excited, it has been said DLG was just playing the “good cop” to Adolf then back in ’36, to find out for the UK what he was really up to.

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  39. 65
    anon. says:

    A blind eye turneth.

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  40. 71
    Steve Bell says:

    HEIL…….er………damn, I’ve forgotten his name…….um…..

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  41. 74
    GF is strangely silent on the persecution of christians says:

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  42. 79
    Enemy of the State says:

    Hitler ‘ When I was young I looked like Tin Tin”
    Ham-Ass “When I am old, I will look like Achmed, the dead terrorist”

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The Jews just need to get over themselves

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  45. 93
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The J e w s just need to get over themselves.

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  46. 96
    Disappointed Diaspora says:

    So you leave us with this shite while you go on a 3 bottle lunch !

    Pathetic

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  47. 97
    filipinomonkey says:

    Where can you get the Brian Blessed glove puppets?

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  48. 98
    Enemy of the State says:

    SO I SIGN THE CONTRACT AND YOU GIVE ME EDITORIAL CONTROL OF THE BBC?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9682850/BBC-apologises-after-Chief-Rabbi-blames-Iran-for-Gaza-conflict.html

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  49. 102
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its rather odd that you give him that hooked nose. I don’t get what it means, although the most obvious meaning is “bad drawing”

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  50. 105
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Presclott allegedly in trouble from UKIP & Independent. C’mon, make our day, week, year and finish the fat git off once and for all.

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      None of the above says:

      Here is hoping

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    • 120
      Ehtch says:

      Calm down Cressida, I have moved on, so should you, it was good while it lasted, And no, I will not join that funny hanshake club your mates suggested, blokes together in some perverted paganistic setup. I am not even Horman, let alone anglo-saxon, totally. Though three-quarters of my welsh dna does ask me questions with my Merlin druidic blood, as per imported from the Ukraine,

      Jonathan, can you speak sense to her? Can you get Cressida off my back?

      Thought not.

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  51. 106
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Oh shit!
    Is it Monday already?

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  52. 108
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I don’t get why pretend bog-trotter, Catholic kiddyfiddler apologist Guido is so keen on the Christ Killers.
    Is it money?
    Or Terrorist Nations Together week?

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    • 118
      BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

      Haven’t you got some phlegm to throw into some mosque microphone somewhere right now, Qutada? Then a spot of underage wife-choosing before evening prayer.

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      • 132
        Widescreen2010 says:

        I don’t know why you think I’m a mujahideeni.
        I’m really not keen on any terrorists, dusky or otherwise.

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  53. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Why is Charley Chaplin cuddling John McAfee?

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  54. 115
    Jimmy says:

    Maybe if Rich had someone’s arm up his catflap his work would improve too?

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  55. 127
    Ehtch says:

    three nil

    Anyone seen four two in brazilian portugese, with goooooooals? A must watch,

    IIIIbraimovish

    More homeland portugese here,

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  56. 128
    Ehtch says:

    Hate these “your not on the list so you can’t come in” blog threads you have got here Guido. I am wearing my keyboard out here butt, posting comments that end up in the aether in no man’s land.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is this the Bell End, then? Who’d a thunk it? The Grauniad being a hiding place for antisemite trash!

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  59. 134
    Uphill all the way says:

    Hitler fisting Gerry Adams?

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